>Decides to do charades
>Takes out radio mike
>Pretends to say things in it
Then you're really the clueless mortals I expected you to be. There's no prom, there's a homecoming and I won't go with any of you ufufu~!
Nico-chan...? You know that it's not a prom, right. It's a homecoming and even if there's no fairies there I'll be a fairy and make sure your candy won't be touched as all of your candy will be mine to break!
W-Wait!? D-Damn it... this "Phone" turned off. Hmm... maybe I could go find that place, the voice was coming from. That sounds like a plan.
>tries to change the signal, but to no avail.
Looks like this is my only entertainment
I guess she didn't get the memo of me shooting at her to test her reflexes...
Hold up, are we actually shitposting about fucking mspaint now?
I don't get it.
Literal who avatars either don't give a fuck and enjoy not talking to anyone or are indeed too boring and stale to make themselves relevant. We have cases of both.
On the bright side, at least she had the courage to attempt defeat that Maiden without backing down their plan.
I tried once with someone, more like I used her to have the power of her weapon for finally creating a world where the weak could rule over the strong.
...And now I'm being wanted thanks to a pointless bounty.
...I'm sorry for wasting your time, miss. If I may, the, ah...wings, should have pointed that out. We called ourselves family because, well...it was only ever us.
Nigger, I edited my slides with printscreen+mspaint before autocropper.
I mean you look as ugly as a kappa, so this might work.
You know well by now kurumi, I would take you anywhere, anytime.
The only ones with a chance are myself, and that dante kid. Maybe Yukine if shes in a pitiful mood.
Eye issues? What on earth are you talking about. For a spirit you look completely normal!
That means very little to her.
I won't fall asleep so easily! I have movies, books and best of all, lots of COFFEE!
Another crazy demon babe, driven by her insanity. I like~!
I don't understand what you're saying...
>Don't worry. I try to use all of my avas nowadays.
>Chaika will visit again soon.
I don't have to look different, it's better if I don't
I already told you, I'm not a mortal, dipshit.
>Walks around, sees a buliding in the distance.
Hmmmm... it would be rather rude of me to just enter, so i'll stay out here and wait.
>waits next to the buliding.
D-Don't apologize! I kind of made assumptions... I think of my friends as family as well...
Thank god we made it in time! There is always a second chance you know! Just stop being suicidal and get it together!
If it's about your own radio show charades, they're better than the crackpot on the radio.
Woah woah woah, leaving so soon? We gotta keep this going, or at least put on a good track. We have plenty of... thristy listeners just dying to hear this.
Hah. "Her". Get going.
Hey, I'm still trying to do similar, in a way....
That was the second time she opposed her, at that, though this time it was her leading it. After that, she got sealed away for what would have been for good, but...she was out within a month. From then on, she and her protege just went about searching for ways to increase their power. In fact, I bet you've heard of her student.
Don't worry ,the tank's safe.
Nico's pretty dang brainless if you ask me. It's like the only thing you have in your head is air.
But how else I'm supposed to make coffee? I will take care of the enemy myself, time to charge my energies!
Already? Well, if you say so. Just need to keep this buliding in mind for the future...
Because if I don't it means something has gone horribly wrong.
I've finally fixed those darn sensors!
Also make-up, that stuff ain't just for chicks.
Are you judging me on my outside instead of what's outside? You...you're a bigot! You're a homicidal bigot!
Why don't you go with Filia instead? She's...cute. You like cute things, right?
I need a way out, and if you're not gonna tell me that way then I'm gonna stay right here and whisper in your ear when your backs turned.
All I need is strength! Out of the way or get a free ticket th the hospital!
No, no, no. Hehehe... Why would I ever associate myself with a living freak-show, such as yourself? You're a talking monkey for Christs sake. The others ain't that bad.......
Why don't you go with Filia? I'm sure she'd be able to roll you around in the wheelchair you'll be in.
That'd be coming home, do you even realise what a homecoming is, little mortal? I'm starting to doubt you even know what it is.
It won't be like a prom, Nico-chan. There's a homecoming. Your fairies have told you what that is, right? Or do I have to pay a little visit to those fairies~?
I've seen in the sands of time that you've already managed to get yourself hooked up with a certain mortal. Why do you insist on still taking others, do I need to take you and your thirsty, greedy mind out for a drive~?
That won't happen, you know that as well as I do.
The only place I would take the little monkey man is the local zoo! He'll enjoy sitting around with the mortal primates that do all the same things the monkey man does!
I don't like you, you're just another mortal and you'll just fall like the rest of them. Simply not worth my time ufufu.
You're a lower rank spirit, might be immortal but even then you're still mortal as soon as I dare to even wink at you~!
Time to kill that tea drinking gentleman!
Mom. I'm hungry. Make me dinner please.
That's how we do in the Youkai house of horror, bay-bee.
Tell me her name, and probably I might remember her.
>She flinches slightly at the approach, but moves her scythe out the way
Look here you weirdly adorable kappa, the kappa in my place are ugly as they are annoying.
Well its only natural for someone to take care of you after they "accidentally" break your back.
S-Sorry... It just seemed like you needed someone to comfort you...
>Her horns glow, and the chair is vaporized.
Please, do go on.
Nico only heard about the Prom, or that's the only thing that fairies told her about, desu! Nico really wanted to go there and Kurumi-chan even said those things!
Now it's all gone and now Nico can't even go to the Porn because it never existed!
Maybe it's just your stupidity! Probably that's the only right answer to that, because Nico said so!
You keep shaking your stupid thoughts around!
My sensors are buck online, better make sure they work.....
Can you please ask my mother to acknowledge me? It's not good for my upbringing.
I dunno man, she's a fighter, she's pretty strong, you'll be in great care, probably.
Vandalism, Stern talking-to and and some string.
Well I am a traitor to my diamond....
It seems you've forgotten whose studio you're inside.
>She touches the flag sticking out of the floor, and it bursts into flames.
Now then, aren't you the one who issued me a challenge?
Stupid thoughts are way heavier than cute ones, so it's pretty obvious for Nico that's the reason behind that!
>Encouraging mothers to shun their children
You're all kinds of fucked up.
I am I died in honorable combat
That can be arranged, so you want me to drop her on you now?
That's my flag! I worked hard on that!
Here's the punishment for defacing the flag!
>Pours an entire bottle of maple syrup on your head
Not at all, but I'm sure you did nothing.
Cute thoughts are worthless. You can't do anything in life if all you're thinkin' about are flowers and bunnies.
Then you'll be able to luck yourself to the hospital when she destroys you.
Give me a moment to get comfy first.
Alright is Tinkerbell causing more trouble this time around?
Then I'd invite you for a drive, but whether it will end up all that great for you is still doubtable. You'll be the one to run out of time when the car you're trying to drive takes over control and your life ends up in a ditch ufufu~!
Nico-chan... it's because it's a homecoming. It's not a prom, prom is more with romances and stuff. Do I need to make sure the fairies tell you what I mean or do you think your little fairies will be able to do it before I have an unpleasant talk with both them and you?
>She bursts out laughing.
You and what army? You're a fool if you think you can defy time. You mortals can dream on and on but you'll never suffice to what's necessary.
I shouldn't have made a zoo joke, I should've made it reality and mention cages. You're right, monkey man. I should've made it a bit more realistic. Next time don't remind me or I will put you in a cage that's way too small for you, it might even break all the bones in your body.
N-nah. That can't be true.
I believe in you,Luluco.
Says the empire destroyed by it's own colonies
Of course, she was one of them, the ones that ruined my plan!
Fortunately I had my revenge with them.
...Strangely, I haven't seen her on that place, unlike that Hakurei girl, and the Maid.
Aight, I can wait.
Wait, why the fuck am I waiting for that?
She's a Youkai herself, even if she touches me she'll have to deal with my other Youkai.
Well I guess my mother isn't Hinata fucking Hyuga. Someone better tell my dad.
>it's been mixed with vinegar
Who is named Tinkerbell? Isn't that the name of a fairy?
I made an impact that will echo forever. I'm content with my past.
Nico thinks about more than just that! She usually thinks about flowers, bunnies, puppies, kittens, fairies, sweets, baby turtles,
her friends, her daddy, her mommy, her parents' hospital, candy, the bug that she caugth the other week, food, sweet drinks and sometimes she even thinks about even more fairies!
>Drinks it anyways.
I hope you do not expect this measly offering to be enough to spare you.
I was told you had issued me a challenge in combat, but it appears you're not even worth my time.
Time? Cool. Killing time. Cooler. It's chop-chop time.
I did. but you're adorable, it would be a shame to destroy you. You can surrender peacefully.
>he grabs eruna by her throat as his helmet sparks wildly.
Listen. I HATE humans, but I have done everything to make sure they dontndie like the insects they are.
But little shits like you who mock my race at every turn, I HATE even more!! And I especially HATE bananas, so dont even think of giving me one, or I will jam it down your throat!!!!
Now unless you WANT to see what happens to a girl's mental health after her spine breaks, I suggest you SHUT IT!!
>Kirby wonders how he will get to Homecoming to eat all the delicous snacks without someone to go with.
You...you...this crappy medieval...DAMMIT!
>Bursts in to tears
Nico will be fine. She understands everything. No prom is equal with no fun with friends. She will just go now to play with some fairies...all alone.
Nice shot Lulucu! Good job at making it as the only survivor!
Congrats and thanks for hosting
W-What do you know... you won after all, congratulations...
Thanks for the host
Not you. You're not Tinkerbell. I have a specific person who I named Tinkerbell and it is not you.
Yeah. Spirit, Fairy whatever. I named it to the most annoying Spirit there is in existence.
Oh boy, Everyone is getting offended as if they're referred as Tinkerbell.
Congratulations... whoever you are and thanks for hosting mate.
Oi! Why the fuck are you ignoring our kid? He gets enough of that shit from me! Now you want to walk out on him too?
We could go together...but my planner is booked...well not really, but those kinds of events are too fancy for me.
W-Well, if you want to talk about it or something... I can listen
If you don't like bananas you shoulda just said so!
Timeout! Think about what you've done!
A bold claim, but it serves as nothing but amusement. No mortal could stand against my power.
Can you invite some of your friends with us too?
Okay, I'm ready!
Wouldn't you consider that cheating?
You know what I'm thinkin' right now? I'm thinkin' you're a whacko that needs to be thrown away somewhere far away from society.
Nope, I don't remember that. Are you sure you did that?
Grats little girl.
Thanks for hosting, whoever you are.
Damn you're annoying. I'd suggest you'd let the little girl go, if you know what's good for yah.
You really think that Nico is a whacko? Really?
>Picks up Lard ass mc living hair
>Drops her on you
>you like this
Aren't you being too harsh on this Tinkerbell person? Let's all try to get along instead!
Jokes on you I was using the transformation jutsu! Ahaha! Sucker!
It only shows how little you know, Akane-chan
You, you...I work so hard to prove my tanks are worth it, and then that stupid crossbow...!
>not appreciating the wonderful autism that Boruto brings to these threads
M-Muh timelines and RP.
So, Ms. Fake God, when do you wish to schedule our duel?
Awww, there there metal girl, there's always next time.
O-Oh golly, Souda are you alright, you don't look too hot!
You really aren't any wiser than you look. You're not really getting the entire immortal aspect, are you now, little girl?
>Throws an entire banana tree towards you.
Eat, monkey, eat! Eat like you've never seen anything like this in your entire time before~! Maybe if you do and eat every last bit, I'll spare you.
But it is with friends, do you really need me to hold your hand to a silly dance? Ugh... I really have to inform your fairies about what it all is...
You do realise that I can just revert whatever you just activated? Do I really have to knock everything in the skulls of you mortal ones?
>Looks more like your dad at this point famo, Hormone therapy surely did him well.
I'll bring all of your puny mortal friends, how does that sound, little boy~?
We just have to teach her how to get along with others instead? Where's this troublemaker right now?