HG thread
>if singels I'll go back to bed
>>3095499
This thread is awful, OP.
>>3095499
Guess your stuck here
>>3095499
Yo-You should go to bed anyway...its good for you.
B1
>>3095310
wut? im out of anyone's leeg?
>>3095484
https://youtu.be/51TYlveid9I
>Is it bad if i play overwatch listening to music from battleborn?
>>3095499
It's going to be a long night boy.
>>3095530
Seriously Hoshi, you're scaring me, stop.
>>3095542
>zips the bag closed
>rolls it down the stairs
>>3095542
i want to share a sleeping bag with eruna
>>3095432
>>3095436
>>3095452
>>3095459
Guys, what's the big fucking deal? Just have fun. There's no right or reason! We should just stop entering tribute names one day, we can tell by the pictures, right? Pfft, standards. Who needs'em?
>>3095535
Like me.
>>3095542
Shit.
>>3095543
I know.
>>3095559
Oh boy
>>3095564
Your autism needs it.
>>3095543
>>3095499
Since you're staying with us, enjoy the show!
>>3095515
>>3095520
>>3095525
>>3095527
>>3095559
Alright, I hope you're gripping onto your seats! It's time for the lightning round!
3... 2.. 1..
HERE WE GO:
"Chi"
U-umm, next!
"tits or gtfo"
N-next!!
"The coffee machine needs urgent maintinance."
Will do!
Do you need a host, senpais?
>>3095483
Oh, yeah.
We're talking about that...? Eh, Just forget the army part.
Of course, another option is making a present with a hive inside it.
>mutters to herself.
I shouldn't have said that...
>>3095499
Sleep tight.
>>3095568
Take this man
>>3095578
aye
>>3095562
>>3095563
>anon get's zipped in with Eruna
>anon breaks all his limbs
>Eruna is miraculously fine due to plot armour.
>>3095577
>Drives through radio station window
>>3095577
Poyo?
>>3095578
>Nods
>>3095564
Laziness solves nothing little one.
>>3095577
...what?
>>3095578
If you'd be so kind.
>Jasper
>>3095600
I-I can die happy...
>dies
>>3095578
Roger
Just some technical difficulties. We're back on the air!
>>3095410
Congratulations, Miss Kurumi! People really loved your performance!
>>3095447
I'm perfectly aware. It's just that after a sophisticated game like yours, it would be fitting to start the action with a bang!
>>3095423
It's no trouble. Have fun!
>>3095442
...
>He contacts one of the men via comlink.
Deposit the nuisance outside the regenerative zone. No resources allowed.
>>3095577
This is just... wait a minute!? Are those the suggestions!
First 24
maybe 36
>>3095578
No.
>Yes
Haise Sasaki
>>3095564
Do you ever stop whining? You need to accept the fact that things in life aren't ever going to be the way you want them to be. No amount of bitching, passive aggressive or otherwise is ever going to change that other than possibly making it worse. You need to stop acting like such a spoiled brat who had his toys taken away and man the fuck up. Just saying.
>>3095625
King Kaito
>>3095613
Wh-What a heartwarming story!
>>3095625
Radioman
>>3095625
Mami Tomoe
>>3095625
The Karen Show
>>3095600
>>3095603
>>3095607
>>3095624
Alright, now for the halftime sho--
>Sound of a car driving through the wall.
>>3095623
H-help! We have a problem!!
>>3095625
Rika
>>3095584
The main draw would be soundproofing it while still making sure they can breathe....
>>3095625
Empress
>>3095505
>>3095623
*takes a deep breath* I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.
>>3095479 (the bel ringa)
You'll take what I give you. Whether you like it or not is irrelevant.
>>3095625
Classy Raven
>>3095625
Ringabel
>>3095625
Ririchiyo
>>3095625
Luluco
>>3095625
Eggman-kun
>>3095625
Kirby
https://youtu.be/vJTtrn7vhNE
Steven is sans confirmed.
>>3095625
Akiyama Mio
>>3095625
Hinata
>>3095525
That's a good way to think... Although, having friends to help you is always a good thing...
>>3095625
Akatsuki
>>3095625
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3095625
Torbjorn
>>3095625
Eruna
>>3095625
Hodor
>>3095625
Jasper
Female
B1 battle droid
>>3095625
Mirai
>>3095625
Okayado
>>3095625
Tsunashi Takuto
>>3095625
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3095625
Matsuda
>>3095625
Mikan Tsumiki
>Pl-Please let me post
>>3095625
End my suffering
>>3095641
P-Poyo....
Eto
>>3095625
The United Kingdom
>>3095625
Squidward
>>3095625
Utsutsu
>>3095625
Furry porn
>>3095625
Seija Kijin.
>>3095642
You must know a lot of boxes, right?
Eh, It looked like a great idea!
>>3095641
>waving suggestion form
It reads "Fix the window"
Corvo Attano
>>3095641
Oh my! W-What's happening over there?
>>3095625
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3095625
Shiina Mashiro
>>3095474
I can't tell you.
>>3095495
Who am I?
>>3095636
W-whoaa! All this drama is making me uneasy!
Shh, game going on.
>>3095625
Baki Hanma
>>3095625
Elly
>>3095655
In any other circumstances I'd have family.
>>3095652
I thought Sans was Ness.
>>3095625
Zombieman
>>3095530
>>3095564
The reason is that you're an idiot
>>3095680
>>3095695
>>3095701
>The show must go on!
>Points at Eruna.
Wh-what are you doing here!? I'm in the m-middle of my show!
>>3095723
You're just mad I b8 better than you.
>>3095636
>>3095705
Can I join, or it's a private party?
>>3095694
Well, technically I live in a big metal one. Don't get me wrong, the concept is sound...but it'd be ruined if they heard a buzzing in there.
>>3095641
>>3095725
...Well, then.
>>3095704
Y-You're Mishiro-chan...
>>3095708
Family? What happened with that?
>>3095725
Oh boy, this is getting good!
>>3095725
>>3095680
>>3095701
>listeners hear this
I come with a suggestion!
>hands the form
>>3095725
I do hope that everything is alright over there...
>>3095736
No! My bait is the best! It's so good I don't know it's bait until after I post it!
>>3095705
Some unease might do you some good. It builds character. You were probably given everything you wanted when you were a kid, right? You seem the type, but sure. I said what I wanted to say. For now... and stop the pass aggression, it's lame.
>>3095753
>Cucks you
>>3095725
>>3095748
>>3095750
>Takes out Cup-o-Ramen
>Starts eating it and watches
>>3095636
>>3095755
As much as I dislike whiners, Let the girl whine.
She will get nothing from it if she does not apply herself, but you should not force her to change ethier.
>>3095760
Looks good.
>>3095760
Roger, roger....
Roger?
>>3095753
You've got a lot to learn, Yukes.
>>3095755
You care way too much, I don't need groupies replying to my every shitpost.
>>3095760
Looks great!
>>3095750
>>3095750
W-What's happening! Anything at all!
>>3095760
It looks good...
Good luck everyone
>>3095760
Let's begin
>>3095748
>action scene
>Eruna beats up the men
>>3095760
It looks like a fine battlefield.
>Jasper
>>3095760
Um, I appear to be entered twice...
>>3095748
Thank you again, Radioman!
>>3095747
>>3095750
>>3095751
>>3095774
W-well... We have a new suggestion.
I-it reads...
"Fix the window."
...
R-right! Anyways, let's move on to the halftime show! Get your phones ready, folks, we're going to bring one of you on the air!
Fufufu... Maybe you'll even get to be the one who is broadcasted LIVE on the Karen show!
>>3095725
>>3095748
>>3095750
My, this is getting Interesting.
>>3095741
Right... Unfortunately that would ruin the surprise.
Hey, can you think about better ideas?
>>3095771
All according to plan
>>3095787
Not from you, the B+ player.
>>3095760
Let's hope I don't die instantly again..
>>3095783
Sarah-chan!
>>3095807
Aye, that it does.
>>3095760
Looks wonderful, let's get going!
>>3095745
...It's complicated. There used to be the three of us, but now, one of them doesn't remember us, and the other...I don't even know if she's alife.
>>3095748
You may very well see what I choose as the game progresses.
>>3095814
This is a fine crossbow. Now I just need some bolts...
>>3095814
Poyo.....
>>3095815
Poyo.
>>3095814
>>3095848
Raven did you shoot that arrow?
>>3095832
Why who are you human? You seem...smaller than that of an adult human.
>Jasper
>>3095814
I feel weird, like my AI is strewn across two separate bodies... Did my previous body not be decommissioned?
>>3095823
B+? You mean my chest? Got that right. Literally the perfect size. You can't have any.
>>3095814
You Sir are suspicious, and therefore must die.
>>3095814
This constant running early on in the round is rather troublesome but I can take it.
>>3095829
What is it this time?
>>3095814
I-if we keep fighting here, we'll both be at risk...
>>3095837
O-oh... I'm sorry to hear that... do you know where you might find the lost one if she is alive?
>>3095814
There will be only one that can survive, I'll make sure that you won't be one of them!
>>3095815
>>3095747
>>3095751
>>3095774
>>3095792
>>3095822
I also claim this radiostation for ErunaLand.
>plants a flag
>>3095863
I want to talk!
>>3095815
P-Phone... um...
>picks up phone off the ground.
So, this was the source of the noise.
>>3095815
>>3095851
>Takes out phone
Poyo!
>>3095814
Get this show on the road....
>>3095822
Admittedly, I typically prefer a more direct approach when it comes to harassing people I don't like. Like blowing their shrines up.
>>3095874
I don't.
>>3095814
Off to battle!
>>3095760
It's looking swell! Don't you agree folks?
>The crowd cheers.
WELCOME TO THE BATTLEFIELD WITHOUT LIGHT, WITH YOUR FAVORITE DJ, RADIOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAN!
>>3095774
Please evacuate the studio until clean up is done, thank you.
>>3095803
>They don't even flinch as they cart Eruna away.
>>3095814
Looks like we're set up for an interview, folks!
>>3095815
We're here to help, Miss Shirogane.
>>3095822
Our goal here at Radioman Studios is to entertain! Of course it's interesting!
Despite breaking several company rules.
..
No matter!
>>3095848
I guess so! Perfect suspense for the show!
>>3095865
I've been meaning to ask you, my sensors indicate your eyes are odd, are you blind?
>>3095865
Here would be my best bet, miss.
>>3095822
>>3095851
>>3095877
>>3095880
We're going to bring our third caller into the show, so I hope you're feeling lucky.
You may start...
Ku. Ku. K--
>>3095874
G-get out of here! You're ruining my show!
>>3095814
>I should stray away from point blank range, and blend in with this crowd. Hopefully this won't garner any attention.
>>3095874
>Salutes Flag
>>3095853
I would have if they'd given me any. All they gave me was the crossbow.
>>3095889
See? Isn't that better than running around like an idiot yelling about revenge?
>>3095889
Poyo....?
>>3095894
Poyo?
>>3095895
(Huh.. oops)
>>3095857
First off, no one wants those mosquito bites, second just because you pretend to be an A shitposter, it doesn't make you anything more than average, and that, is a fact.
>>3095894
U-Um... hello voice coming from this "Phone" I've notice that you've been reading suggestions. Do you have mine by chance?
>>3095853
Name's Torbjorn, Yes Im small is that a problem?
>>3095917
MY GUNS!!
>>3095917
That was just too fast.
>>3095891
O-Oh, hello... No, I'm not blind...
>>3095892
I see... can you tell me what she looks like, maybe I'll see her...
>>3095874
>Kicks her flag down and plants my own.
War over.
>>3095917
S-sorry I'm just defending myself! Though that was really... gross..
>>3095889
>Eruna lasers the men
>Eruna wins
>>3095894
>>3095898
You can continue!
>sits in your chair, wearing a cardboard crown
>>3095887
Please!?
>>3095917
You win this time...
>>3095917
NOTHING CAN STAND AGAINST MY TANKS!
>>3095917
That's better, I'm back to kill the scum of this arena.
>>3095917
Hey! C-Cut that out. Now I'll have to transform again, you jerk!
>>3095907
So you'd have shot at me if you had an arrow? That hurts.
>>3095917
There's no need to fight her. She's weak,our power would be wasted on her.
>>3095928
Not at all. I've just never seen a human of your stature. Is there a nickname for you by chance?
>Jasper
>>3095911
>>3095926
>>3095943
...NOW! Call now! The third caller gets in, so what are you waiting for?!
KUKUKU! The clock is ticking! I already hear a call coming in!
>>3095940
H-hey, this isn't free territory! Please take your flag and leave the studio!
..
W-wait, that my watch alarm!
>>3095917
Why, she was asking for it!
>>3095917
But what if this was the adequate punishment for my failures...? A-Anyway, thank you very much...
>>3095919
How many community shit storms have you caused, kid? How many shitposting aliases have you used to sear the asses of this community?
You're a dog with no teeth, you bark and people pet you because you're fucking cute.
I'm motherfucking beast.
>>3095956
>>3095919
and yet, you're still biting
fuck off
>>3095972
>pets
>>3095883
Blowing their Shrines?
Good one, I like the way how you think...
you could even have been a good Ally.
>>3095889
>>3095894
I'll try to listen what's going on.
...Although I have no idea what's happening.
>>3095917
Hahahaha!
>>3095939
Oh, yes, of course!
>She takes her hat off and briefly rummages through it, before pulling out a photo of a blonde-haired, winged woman and showing it off
Her name's Kurumi. I've got others, if need be.
>>3095958
>Calls
Hiiiiiii~
>>3095907
Who said anything about revenge? We're here to entertain! Suspense can be just as exciting as action, but you insisted upon less excitement.
>>3095911
Leave before we need to escort you ourselves, marshmallow.
>>3095917
>The android overheats and explodes, while the radio head spouts a propeller and flies off.
Looks like we won't be getting that interview, folks.
>>3095943
>They set her down, confiscate her car keys, and lock her out of the studio.
>>3095972
>>3095919
The tension between Asuka and Yukine rises! Who will emerge as best shitposter? Stay tuned!
>>3095940
Outta my country!
>Shouts at flag
>Chagnes into Erunaland flag
>>3095958
>starts spinning in your chair
>>3095943
I don't see a reason to do anything like that.
>>3095917
Yeah, like a crossbow would be effective against a battle droid...
>>3095957
I didn't say how well I'd be aiming, though. That's the key.
>>3095985
Good thing this guy isn't paying much attention. I'm sticking out like a sore thumb.
>>3095972
>pets
>>3095998
Poy-no.
>>3095958
Uh... how do I work this thing? I hear the voice... but it's not responding. Maybe if I press one of these buttons.
>Press a button
>>3095996
D-Don't hate me for this, but it was necessary to show them Haise Sasaki means business!
>>3095957
>>3095985
Now that's a surprise. Not yet, but Torby will d-
*radio transmission cuts off as you hear a bolt*
>>3095985
Really?
>>3095985
Damnit, i need to fix my sensors
>>3095998
>doesn't get moved
>the wierd men don't steal her keys
>Erunaland law enforcement arrives and arrests the men
>>3096002
Because that's what people do?
>>3095985
Come closer!
>>3095990
>Hinata shakes her head
I should be ok with just this... if I see her, I'll try to lead her to you...
Oh... well, maybe there is one other trick I could try...
>She activates her byakugan
>>3095986
>>3095993
>>3096000
Stop spinning, stop spinning, stop spinni--
>She leaps from the chair to grab the ringing phone.
>>3096014
K-KUKUKU! HELLO!
You're live on the air!
>>3095996
Eggman,you consider having all of your limbs hacked off by me to be a draw? You truly do have the fighter's spirit.
>>3096005
But you still wanna shoot at me. It's alright though,I won't take anything in these games to offense.
>>3096021
...F for the short human.
>Jasper
>>3095889
I have some questions for you.... Where am I? Who are you? What is this show you speak of?
>>3095985
>Thanks to the Blitz-Motor, I was able to recuperate from this blow. I shouldn't let my guard down next time.
........!!? Tsk.....
>>3095985
>>3095986
You're called a heretic too, huh?
And admittedly, wouldn't be the first time I worked with a youkai, though with no offense, you're no Mima....
>>3095996
Idiot....
>>3095972
>pets
>ruins secret ava weekend with a single game
>>3095958
Sorry, but I'm a professional singer thank you, I belong here more then most..
>>3095985
Splish splash, take a bath, but don't fall into the moat or it'll be your death...
>>3096000
Do you wish for a battle?
>>3095972
You see, you can't do it well if you call the person you're shitposting with cute. Just give up, you're old dying news. You need dentures in order to bite anymore.
>>3095982
>no fun allowed
>>3096030
I find it a waste of time to talk with no real reason behind the conversation.
>>3095996
Ok... I think this is enough food and water...
Please go to prom with me.
>>3096037
>She flinches slightly at the sight
What in the...?
>>3096054
Fuck off
>>3096038
AH! W-Wait a minute... you can reponse now? Grand! Uh, I heard that you've been reading suggestions. Is that true?
>>3096054
HA, you're gonna have to do better to kill me you meat bag!
>>3096066
>cucks
>>3096038
>sits and spins by herself
>>3096048
What can you do against the great and power Queen Eruna-chan?
>>3096061
You're just abrasive.
There's our conversation topic!
>>3096066
Souda-Can, I'll go to prom with you~~~~~
>>3096054
I'll do whatever the hell I want, they can't touch me!
>>3096066
I'm taking you to hell.
>>3096054
Stand still, stop moving!
>>3096066
I must decline human, maybe the others might give you a chance.
>>3096054
Alright one more time! If only this slender robot would just stop moving for a second then I...!
>>3095998
Yes...that was my point. I said people DON'T need to do that all the time.
>>3095996
So cats don't always land on their feet, after all...noted.
>>3096039
Maybe I would have done it reluctantly? Like you say, you never know around here.
>>3095996
>>3096054
Umm, I think you've got a broken event there. I definitely shouldn't have died from knocking down Mirai's tower.
>>3096047
Did we have a second one? That was fun as fuck
>>3096066
Die.
>>3096066
No
>>3096038
Poyo....
>>3096054
W-Well, good luck to you then... maybe I'll have better luck next time...
>>3096048
>>3096076
>>3096071
>>3096095
Kukuku... That's correct, listener! We still have plenty more to go!
>>3096048
>She starts crying.
M-my show!!
I want ___ and ___ to go to homecoming together
>>3096066
Jump off a cliff.
>>3096087
That's true I guess.
>Jasper
>>3096066
I'll make the entry post now.
>>3096047
>Is mad
>Yells at you
>>3096076
I would prefer not to talk about myself.
>>3096114
I-I could do that? Since when could I do that?!
>>3096109
Me and you
>>3096109
Hoshi
Yukine
>>3096068
This is my byakugan... it's an ability I inherited from my family... With this, I can see the chakra that flows through living things... You look like you have a lot of it actually... Kurumi is blood related right?
>>3096074
S-Sonia-chan?
>>3096077
Only cute girls and guys only!
>>3096080
Why hell of all places?
>>3096084
Why're you declining?
>>3096093
Live!
>>3096100
Um... do you have one suggestion about a dojo?
>>3096109
Yukine and Asuka.
>>3096114
I'm a hardened soldier, you won't kill me!
>>3096066
Sure, but you have to wear the dress
>>3096100
keeps spinning
>>3096127
Then let's talk about me!
>>3096045
I've been called a Rebel, and a Cheater, Actually this is the first time that someone called me like that.
Mima? I never heard about that name, But I suppose she's a strong Youkai, like almost everyone taking advantage of the weak.
>>3096066
>Flips you upside down.
>>3096120
>yells back at you
>swears to return HG to 4chan
>>3096133
>>3096109
>Fishing for answers
>possibly samefag
>>3095986
Stay tuned for the summary of the Eruna Disaster, here on 31.5 HG Radio.
>>3096012
>A large man walks in, picks up Kirby, then drops him, punting him out of the studio.
>>3096030
>The studio door remains locked.
>>3096066
31.5 HG Radio's Homecoming Hookup Hotline (TM) is open 24/7 to ensure that the tributes make their matches before the big day.
>>3096087
Well take measures to ensure you thoughts are accounted for in our programming. Now, I'm sorry, but our time is up. Next caller please!
>It hangs up.
Please go to prom with me.
>>3096137
What If I drop Filia on you?
>>3096094
B-But Nymph...I like you!
>>3096111
I wasn't asking you, jailbait!
>>3096118
R-Really!?
>>3096100
>Starts watching again
>>3096137
That's not what I said.
>>3096149
I would prefer not to talk about you.
>>3096152
>Bans Seff 2
>>3096109
Yukine
Shadow Naoto
>>3096148
>implying you're the pants
bruh you just got cucked and dumped on the street while souda got two dates fighting over him you are in NO position
>>3096137
Its becuase you're a human!! Youkai aren't allowed to be in love with humans!
Do literal who avatars even attempt to be relevant?
>>3096166
Gladly
>>3096114
We can rebuild your lego city again and again little miss! Wait, this is all melted and sticky...it over.
>>3096164
>is locked in studio
>>3096166
Deal.
>>3096171
Yes you do!
>>3096166
Sure thing babe.
>>3096141
>>3096149
>>3096171
>Rustles through the papers.
Ah! Here we go!
"Requires dojo, for training. Armor stands, optional."
WELL! The answer is as simple as the last!
The arena already provides these things to you with combat experience!
>>3096133
>>3096142
No I'm going with
>>3096166
Kurumi-senpai
>>3096148
What about a nurses--
>>3096150
So is this a yes?
>>3096164
Yes? Hello? Please hell me find a date!
>>3096166
I ACCEPT!
>>3096167
I think she's a little too nice for me.
>>3096115
That's the spirit! I mean, I probably wouldn't think too much of you whizzing an arrow close to me. Other people, though, not so much.
>>3096164
*bristles* Rude little jerk...
>>3096168
Yea, but sadly you already have a a date. So your loss!
>>3096114
Tis just a scratch
>>3096154
Ew, no, I don't want jack all to do with your garbage.
>balnkposter
>>3096184
Do you even attempt to make quality shitposts?
>>3096164
>Gets thrown out
>Walks up to the door and knocks
>Asks for a radio show
Poyo?
>>3096166
Nico is already typing the entry post, desu!
>>3096194
>Notices the crab.
Hello little one. Are you lost?
>>3096150
Of course you don't. Only a tiny handful still remember her. She's a damn strong "evil spirit". In the past I worked with her to try and assassinate that Reimu girl. I just wanted to prove my technology was better, but she wanted the power of the bloodline. We had a whole task force dedicated to it.
