HG thread
>if singles I'll go back to bed
>>2939639
Goodnight Buddy.
>>2939613
no
>>2939639
>tucks anon in bed
>kissus forehead
Goodnight dearie
>>2939633
He met a dreadful fate
>>2939639
Goodnight!
>>2939663
Go with me!
>>2939663
Why're you so mean to me all the time?
>>2939636
It shouldn't matter the situation if you're strong enough.
>>2939657
I'm always a chill guy. I don't think I'm ever not chill.
>>2939668
You're not wrong
>>2939669
A dreadful game of fate?
>>2939639
Have a good'un.
...Haven't you said that before?
>>2939656
I did, but you didn't give them back ~de geso.
>>2939682
It was a surprise attack by someone stronger than me ~de geso.
Eruna x Subaru
>>2939678
Depends.
>>2939682
You already knew what I was going to say.
>>2939694
I ship it.
>>2939691
You did not, you wouldn't even give me a kiss. A greedy bully.
>>2939639
Have a nice sleep!
>You'll never be asked to homecoming.
>>2939686
Do it
>>2939686
THERE IS NO GOD
>>2939639
Goodnight, sweet dreams, rest well, ect ect.
>>2939682
But you just admitted to acting creepy!
>>2939663
Hey Pep, go to prom with me...
Just kidding.
>>2939706
I'd gladly say the same to you.
However your sleep might last a little longer than his.
>>2939702
I said please and then you tried to make me pay to get my own stuff back ~de geso!
>>2939707
>>2939707
D-Don't give up, you'll make it. I-If someone like me got in...
>>2939707
Eh, that shit's overrated anyway.
>>2939707
>homecoming/prom will happen
>>2939728
And I was nice enough to give it back, not that you thanked me or anything. Bully.
>>2939726
Oh you're the lady who can remove her own head! That was surely a trick right? There's no way you can do that.
>>2939707
>already graduated high school
>already had awk homecoming dance and subsequent awk handjob
>>2939694
>subaru
and no
>>2939721
I've had enough of this.
Where are all the cute girls lining up for go with me?
>>2939744
I don't need to thank you. You're the one who stole them in the first place ~de geso.
Rarity-sama is finding a date for the Prom. I'm sure most of you here have been thinking of me. Chop, chop, line up and I'll make my choice.
>>2939691
Looks like you're not fit to be the lord of all humanity. It's truly a bummer.
>>2939694
>>2939695
>>2939701
>>2939717
You should ungay yourself, for our sake.
>>2939721
You're right, but there's a good reason for that.
>>2939752
A-are you blind? I did it in front of your very eyes, and you still doubt a dulahan's power?
>>2939732
Yer also a giant bird.
>>2939735
Yer just saying that because ye haven't got a date either.
>>2939769
Eh, why not? I've not nothing to lose.
>>2939769
Who?
>>2939769
Proms cancelled
>>2939768
Just you wait, I'm gonna call the authorities. They'll kick your ass.
>>2939761
Onii-chan is for older males...
You can call me onee-san, but you look older than me...
>>2939769
Go away, Spike is into Sunshit now.
>>2939762
At least your bowels didn't cock block you....
>>2939769
Sure, just let me get this cyanide infused tea through my system.
>>2939777
No u.
>>2939767
>Subaru
And yes.
>>2939790
>also not*
>>2939777
No.
>>2939809
No.
>>2939779
I almost had a heart attack that time. Are you saying I'm talking to an actual supernatural being? Well, Ghouls exists so...can you do it again?
>>2939777
I am too ~de geso!!!
>>2939798
I'm already friends with the police. I've even inkvaded the police station before ~de geso.
>Crashes into the thread, and starts beating the ever living shit out of everyone
>>2939769
take meeeeeee
>>2939797
>>2939791
>>2939790
It's the thought that counts, thanks but I don't fag Rarity anymore.
YOLO
>>2939805
Samus Ava when?
>>2939769
>blazes it up all over you
>>2939804
>Sunshit
Explain
>>2939819
Then... I'll kick your ass myself. I wont stand for this injustice.
>>2939790
But at least... you're a nice bird.
>>2939805
>I feel sorry for you.
>>2939790
..N-No, who needs proms and shit? I don't...
>>2939805
>not having a scat fetish
You lucked out if that put her off
>>2939820
>steps out of the way
>>2939820
wwwhyyyy...?
>>2939835
>the samus ava gives me their ridley folder
>never appears again
>metroid circlejerk died before it started
>mfw
>>2939820
.......
>>2939767
Why does it bother you? It just means you're popular.
>>2939777
Then you're not always chill...
>>2939838
Spike only gets it up for Sunset now.
>>2939859
That kid got fucking wrecked
>>2939820
>>2939830
Thank ye fer that.
>>2939841
Now yer just lying.
>>2939843
Mmm-hmm sure.
>>2939820
>Hides behind turtle
>>2939807
Please?
>>2939817
There's a money back guarantee if you don't like being straight.
>>2939819
Then you should have finished off that person for forcing you out of school!!
>>2939818
I did it once before, against my own will, mind you, and I will not do it again.
I'm not only a supernatural being, I'm a being that your feeble mortal mind couldn't even begin to comprehend.
>>2939820
[NOSTALGIAFAGS EXTERNALLY]
>>2939839
Don't think that I'm goink to hold back or anythink ~de geso...
>>2939889
...I would have died ~de geso.
>>2939868
I know, but this is all wrong!
>>2939889
....No.
>>2939859
That dude's a fucking bitch. He obviously can't fight first of all and second he keeps hitting him after he fell.
>>2939820
>dodges everything
so do you come here often?
>>2939889
Stop being a beta cuck.
>>2939820
Why!?
>>2939878
N-No! I'm not lying at all... honest.
>>2939861
>Quickly lost interest
>Had to leave HG for a while
>Still don't think I could do her consistently
>Mfw
Why don't everyone get a ship
If not prom is cancer
>>2939820
>gets beaten up
Yo-you're a monster!
>>2939868
I am in my own sense, and I'm sure most people would agree as well.
>>2939859
This is why school's get shot up.
>>2939917
sup cody
>>2939820
>Beats the ever loving shit out of in return.
>>2939903
>Puts fisticuffs up
>>2939914
I am not a nice bird.
>>2939920
No one would want to ship with me, that's a fact.
>>2939893
If you're a potential danger then I cannot let you roam free as you please! But first
>Pulls out RC detector
Stay still while I scann you!
>>2939920
Ships cost money negro. Runs about 500k$ for a decent sized one with furnishings
>>2939913
>>2939920
Because you have to go with someone you like amd have known for a while. It isn't easy and it doesn't happen suddenly. Sometimes it might now work out at all.
It can take some time.
>>2939939
no deal
>cody
>>2939903
Someone as powerful as you shouldn't be able to die.
>>2939904
You're crushing my soul here, Eruna. Don't be so mean to me.
>>2939913
I'm trying not to, but it's not all that easy trying to win over a lesbian.
>>2939904
Eh? Then what about this?
>>2939929
I would, but I'm not insane..
>>2939962
You will not be able to buy a ship.
>>2939969
Three characters, one word, starts with a k and on ys. Follow up on it.
>>2939980
And you're a beta fuckboii, the struggle will never work out.
What up you fucks?
>>2939964
>She panics and spins her scythe towards you on instinct
Y-you don't want to do that..! If you...value your life, I wouldn't recommend getting near such a dangerous being.
>>2939913
I don't really see Mami calling somebody a "beta cuck" as very IC, mate.
>>2939997
>kissu
Well, I need to sleep
Good night HG
>>2939953
What are you talking about... y-you look like one.
>>2939966
Try having a trillion dollar airship and then having it blown to smithereens by a blasted puffball of all things.
>>2939917
Fug. Well, if you ever decide to bring her back out, I'll be here m8
>>2940004
What is a reaction image folder?
>>2940006
Sleep tight, Ocelot.
24 or 36?
>>2940006
Goodnight!
>>2939996
>>2939952
>She aims her tentacles.
>>2939980
Well... you're kind of right, but there's someone I know who's a lot stronger than I am ~de geso...
>>2940007
Really?
>>2940032
>Kissus and runs off
>>2940006
Stay warm.
>>2940029
36, please.
>>2940029
420
>>2940029
A 36 would be delightful.
FUCK YOU PROM
NOONE WANT TO SHIP WITH ME
>>2940029
36 sounds good
>>2939920
B-But its not easy. Supergirl is playing hard to get and I don't think they accept ships with inanimate objects.
>>2940017
I'll try, senpai.
>>2940044
>>2940006
Goodnight Ocelot, rest well old man.
>>2939997
Oh Hey Mr. Act.
>>2940031
Go skydive without a parachute and land in an ocean of razorblades.
>>2940062
Good, suffer you lil' shit.
>>2940062
Stop being a little pussy and make it happen.
>>2940041
Yes, really.
>>2939920
I already devote most of my life to my work as a Ghoul Investigator. If I had a special someone I couldn't give her the attention she would deserve.
>>2940001
Now don't-
>dodges
Be so-
>Dodges
>Stubborn Lala!
>Parries one swing as he approaches
This will onlly take a a few seconds, let me scan your body just in case, this is for your safety!
>>2939990
Of course you're not. You're a robot.
>>2939996
You may be right, but I can't stop now. I'm in too deep.
>>2940006
Goodnight.
>>2940032
And who's that?
>>2940062
That's the spirit!
>>2940064
Iida's an inanimate object and he got a date.
You'll do fine.
>>2940041
>Why did you leave him, why vul? He was just a sailor....why couldn't you save them....why did you leave them behind. Why couldn't you save sailor dee?
>>2940083
REAAAAAAALLY?
>>2940005
Show me your face and I might kiss you back.
>>2940077
Yo blueberry
>>2940095
Her name's Chizuru and I work for her at the Lemon. She's really scary ~de geso...
>>2940109
What are ye talkin' about?
He's fine!
The Invisible Games
First 36
Feel free to think up codenames or something.
>>2940144
Luluco
>>2940144
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2940144
Joris Cullen
>>2940088
..Tch! Why are you so stubborn! And a mortal, of all things.
>...
Fine, I accept, get this over with if you like your head where it stands.
>>2940144
Lala
>>2940110
>>2940110
Y-Yeah... really.
>>2940144
The Halbird
>>2940144
Sundown
>>2940144
Kicky Purple eye
>>2940088
>>2940001
>Watches as you fight with green words
>Tries to catch one
>Pass through hand
>Is confused
>>2940144
Urabe
>>2940105
Shiiit. All I need is the crowbar and I'm all set then.
>>2940144
Red Hood
>>2940144
Taokaka
>>2940144
Loto
>>2940144
Ringabel
>>2940144
Brotherly King Kaito
>>2940095
I don't know why, but every time you call me a robot it feels like an insult, not when others do it though..
>>2940116
I still don't mind that nickname.
>>2940144
Eruna
>>2940144
Satoru Fujinuma
>>2940144
Squid Girl
>>2940144
Human Typhoon
>>2940144
Noodle
>>2940144
Spike
>>2940152
Ok, I'll be humorin' ye fer now.
>>2940144
Classy Raven
>>2940120
I doubt some girl named Chizuru should be strong enough to take down the girl that wants to take over the world. I think you're being a little melodramatic here.
>>2940144
Natsuki Subaru
>>2940144
Akiyama Mio
>>2940144
Machi
>>2940144
Stocking
>>2940144
Haise Sasaki
>>2940144
Allison Reynolds
>>2940144
Mary
>>2939980
I'm just not into you.
>>2939990
Where are the cute girls!?
>>2940148
I am taking you to the homecoming
>>2940144
Baki Hanma
>>2940166
Speechless of my powers, mortal? I can't say I blame you, it's only a natural reaction of such a feeble creature.
>>2940144
Kamen rider Maha
>>2940144
Eggman-kun
>>2940159
Old sunfag or New filler sunfag?
>>2940144
Crabman "The Creator" Okayado
>>2940144
Kuga the Sealed One
![LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uZOUl9o.jpg "LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg")
>>2940144
Asakura Ryoko
>>2940205
You are if your name is Major Ocelot
>>2940186
...Okay.
>>2940195
Bring back linkle.
>>2940144
Sagume Kishin
>>2940215
Just filler
>>2940144
The Player
>>2940216
>That chapter
Good work out there, Crab. Keep it up.
>>2940144
Aussa
Codename: Charmer
>>2940175
I don't know why you would be insulted over something that's basically true.
>>2940201
That's all you had to say, but instead you kept giving me hints and signals.
>>2940144
Plain Bread Chan
>>2940237
I aim to please.
>>2940228
Are you really going with that cancer ? Let a real man take care of you
>>2940175
Mr. Act doesn't bother me either.
>>2940144
>>2940150
By the way if you want to give me a nickname Crow works.
>>2940201
My sister Kaiko is pretty cute, but she doesn't come here.
>>2940242
I don't know either! Maybe I just need to forget about it..
>>2940232
>hahaha, this is pretty great
>>2940208
Did you get him?
>>2940188
You have no idea ~de geso...
>>2940166
Miss Akiyama, please stay back! This is a supicious person I'm dealing with, she is armed and dangerous!
>>2940151
Thank you very much! Now this will take just a second...
>Glides his portable RC detector all around your body from feet to head
>weird beep beep noises
...Huh. You're clean. Thank you very much Miss Lala
>Gives chodolate bar
>>2940255
Real men have faces. You don't.
>>2940265
.........
>>2940242
"no" and "I'm gay" seemed pretty straightforward to me.
>>2940264
Most brother's don't try to get there sisters hooked up like that...
>>2940268
Hmmph! His time has not come yet, he's a stubborn one, I'll admit, but like all mortals his day will come like the rest.
>>2940273
I-I'm what..? And what is this? You offer mortal food to such a dangerous force of nature?
What did you just do to me, explain yourself, mortal!
>Overwatch
>Battleborn
King Of Fighters is where it's at, plebs.
>>2940273
Are you yourself also not armed and dangerous as well as suspicious in your own weird little way?!
Post yer themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3gLNomXwlw
>>2940277
The rebel style, I like that
>>2940299
Don't make me fag Kula/Vanessa
>>2940231
I'm not Linkle, you idiot.
>>2940294
I can be your cool older brother who helps you skirt chase as well.
>>2940144
Furry porn
>>2940305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLt8RIibgjo
>>2940264
Or you could embrace it and become stronger because of it.
>>2940269
I have a pretty good idea, and it has something to do with you not being as strong as you say you are.
>>2940294
You beat around the bush too much. How do you expect to get girls by not being direct?
>>2940305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-3Q5KVMf0M
>>2940321
Go for Kula nigger
I want to Baka the Ice Fairy
The ships are not canon
>>2940297
A peaceful and painless natural death in his sleep?
>>2940262
Ahem!
>Clears my throat.
Life is your stage! Fate is your script! And those around you might as well just be props! You are Mr. Main Act.
>>2940294
Oh, are you saying you're some sort of deviant?!
>>2940341
I'm built strong! Don't worry about it I'm fine.
>>2940341
>>2940305
You have a very nice theme.
>>2940305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0mC__bGcmM
>>2940322
>linkle
>>2940345
>mfw too many avas planned
>>2940301
But I'm wearing my expensive offical investigator uniform! I'm not suspicious when I work for the government! Besides, I'm very fashonable...
>>2940297
I was looking for your RC level, it seems you are under the acceptable level so you aren't a ghoul. Isn't that good news Miss Lala?
>>2940363
I swear to god, anon.
>>2940305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgq5OTPG9tM
>>2940328
Woah, you're like someone else I know.
>>2940341
Again,
"No" seems like a direct answer to me
>>2940353
W-what did I say?
>>2940305
https://youtu.be/Q4IkgjXboAI
>>2940305
https://youtu.be/cizADbZppec
https://youtu.be/7xfHbUQ4pbU
https://youtu.be/bC3eOOMs0-w
https://youtu.be/KnsrikedXJ8
https://youtu.be/kr07WHwrB_4
>>2940358
I didn't expect ye would be here!
>>2940353
I'm not that egotistical.
>>2940353
I wasn't worried about it. I already know you're not weak and fragile like Miku.
>>2940354
It's okay kid, maybe one day you'll be fit enough to take over the world. I believe in you.
>>2940376
>r63 link
Wiggins
>>2940269
>>2940395
I will ~de geso!
>>2939707
>The only way you'll go is by asking someone who doesn't care that much
>>2940405
BARON PLS
>>2940405
Does this mean I'm goink to win ~de geso?
>>2940405
It's good.
>>2940405
All seems operational...
Let's sail!
>>2940417
Good idea.
>>2940392
Shut the fluff up feather faced freak.
I just realized something
the best way of describing hg (in particular anyone who has made goals, standards, or plans) is
the road to hell is paved with good intentions
>>2940375
>gotta go
>boss is here :(
>>2940378
You said it like you meant "yes".
>>2940405
I'm prepared for the worst.
>>2940408
I look forward to seeing your foreign policies when you take over.
>>2940423
Pls what? And will you stop mistaking him for me?
>>2940405
Looks like the whole "codename" thing was not too popular.
The roster is good. Let's begin.
>>2940311
I'd suggest you find someone else but I think you're a lost cause.
>>2940405
>mobile
o sht
>>2940378
You said I shouldn't try to set my sister up, but she's shy and needs help sometimes, so the only reason I wouldn't try to set her up with a date is if the other person is a deviant! So you must be a deviant!
>>2940393
Oh really? I thought It was kinda cool...
>>2940395
Miku can handle herself! As I'm sure you saw..
>>2940405
I like this district.
>>2940392
I'm not.
>flips over
>reveals to be a cardboard cutout
>>2940405
Hey, Joris, you can call me Crow if you want.
>>2940442
pretty much
>>2940433
It ain't the same man. That's like bein a starter cause you play for the Sixers.
>>2940405
Looks great!
>>2940405
So what are we doing exactly?
>>2940405
Been a while since I've been late, huh. Good luck out there, folks.
