HG Thread
Fluffy Tail encouraged.
>>2938483
AWOOOOOOOO
>>2938483
>>2938447
>>2938476
I also did your homework for you Ringabel. Just don't tell the teacher so we don't both get a zero.
>>2938460
It should only take me like 30 minutes. We ate pizza tonight so I didn't have to do soul food cooking.
>Jasper
>>2938483
Oh, now this is a thread I can get behind.
>>2938447
I don't need any stupid mascots at my party. That's little girl garbage. Birthdays are all about maturity, right? So beat it!
>>2938487
Even if I lost my arms and legs, I'd tear your throat out with my teeth. If I can't reach you, I'll just insult you until you die.
>>2938483
>>2938448 (Sanae)
You sure you weren't done?
>>2938460 (Garnet)
Well it was a little weird...
>>2938499
my heart
>>2938483
>Thanks for the new thread.
>>2938455
It's only when you make that scary face, I think you know the one.
>>2938466
I knew it was a matter of time before you saw how handsome I am. If this is an invitation to the homecoming, then I accept!
>>2938482
I'm going to complain to you because you're the only one that can make you more interesting! Crabs have nothing to do with this!
>>2938483
ok, now that is adorable!
>>2938483
>>2938498
AHHHHHWOOOWOOOOWOOWWOOWOOO
>>2938519
B-but ofcourse I wasn't done
>>2938478
Awww, why not more than friends?
>she pouts
What am I too plain jane for you? Not pretty enough for the hero's tastes?
>>2938528
Actually, crabs have a lot to do with it...
>>2938521
See, ye put the glitter on like this.
>>2938498
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>2938521
I am afraid the appliance of make up is no in my field of expertise.
>>2938521
Does anyone really have to say it? Can't you tell by the way everyone tucks their tails between their legs when I pass by?
>>2938521
Yesssss...
It won't be too long before I own thisss ssschool board!
>>2938521
Worth it
>>2938521
Jasperfags on suicide watch.
>>2938525
This one?
>>2938539
We're still talking about the animal, right?
>>2938519
I have to assume Universe is not a common surname.
>>2938536
are you sure?
>>2938521
I AM the jock
>Jasper.
>>2938537
It's not that at all... we don't even know each other that well. That's why we can only be friends.
>>2938569
If it means i'll have to drop the masquerade once in a while, so be it.
>>2938581
Yeah, we're still talking about the animal, a hermit crab, to be specific...
>>2938521
Why do you two men want makeup tips off me?
>>2938554
Please, you're cool and all, but no-ones going to make me do that!
>>2938569
This game is really making me out to be some raging alcoholic.
>>2938569
Hahaha!
I took down the great Eggman-Kun!
I can do anything now!
>>2938506
Your secret is safe with me, what did you do that on, anyway?
>>2938569
They say you're the biggest bully in this school.
I'm sorry, but that title belongs to me now.
>>2938584
No, not really. Especially where I am from. I don't even have a surname...
>>2938585
Yes I am
>>2938563
AWOOOOOOOO
>>2938581
Gah! What's wrong with you man!
>>2938511
If I cannot stop this boredom from going furtehr my as well return to the side lines..
>
>>2938511
That sounds brutal! Except the insult part, I'd rather give you cyborg enhancements and augmentations so you can fight me back instead of listening to your rants for all eternity. Being immortal has also a bad side.
>>2938569
You are an impressive machine. Pearl would like it she kn-
>>2938528
I'm blind to handsomeness
>>2938597
Uh, erm...
No particular reason.
>>2938609
Just like me old high school.
>>2938609
>>2938603
Apart from escaping form this prison, sir. I shall mourn your death for aslong it is appropiate and not a single second more.
>>2938596
Don't hermit crabs die after a few days? How is he able to write stories with boring people if he only has a short time on this earth?
>>2938616
Your face starts sticking like that once you go through numerous torture techniques.
>>2938569
are you feeling any better host ?
>>2938609
I wasn't expecting this.
>>2938603
oh shit, he took down Eggman-kun.
I guess that makes him the new god.
>>2938627
Then how about cuteness?
>>2938640
Its a god you doofus.
>>2938634
Thank ye for that...
>>2938650
Apparently not.
>>2938640
Is that why you're face always looks so sketchy?
>>2938609
>>2938642
im fucking dying
What's kraken ~de geso?
>>2938609
Whatever! And to think Id be good at it after all this dancing to beats.
>>2938631
Going to a drag convention, are we sailor~
>>2938593
I understand, you're one of the long term types as well. Well good, I'd rather have a boyfriend that meant something than a one off fling.
>>2938613
>flicks
you don't have to lie
>>2938673
>>2938676
Kill yourself
>>2938668
>>2938673
I have no time for this nonsense! If my secret is out...
>>2938662
so does that mean that god is dead?
>>2938676
>Steals clothes
>>2938682
Alright, fine, you got me
>>2938676
There be no puns today, lady. >>2938677
Shut yer yapper!
>>2938691
Yeah, sure, whatever.
>>2938676
What he said.
>>2938687
>>2938610
A kraken is a mythological creature that resembles a gia-
Wait. That was a pun.
>>2938688
What secret?
>>2938707
I am afraid that is not a secret to be shared in public, ma'am.
>>2938673
Don't do that again.
>>2938687
Welp. That's what'cha get.
>>2938658
Yeah, like a god's capable of actually doing anything remotely useful. Good joke, man.
>>2938663
No, that's my normal face. What you're seeing there was a mindbroken man.
>>2938666
You can't deny that I'm cute and handsome at the same time!
>>2938676
You're horrible!
>>2938668
I think you skipped my loss there mr host. I felt some kind of heart attack
>>2938705
>>2938676
This was for you.
>>2938610
If you don't have one, then I can't be too sure about how common it is.
>>2938687
>>2938701
Why would I do somethink like that ~de geso?
>>2938695
>She's wearing clothes underneath her clothes.
>>2938700
>>2938705
Puns? What are you talkink about ~de geso?
>>2938726
What? What did I do ~de geso?!
>>2938677
>twitches
Y-Yeah... boyfriend. Well, i'll be sure to be a good friend of your's.
>>2938726
You have a mind? Why tracksuit, I never could have guessed...
>someone randomly stops talking to you, but keeps talking to other people
How often does this happen to you guys?
>>2938676
If you keep making puns like that youll be in a hole lot of trouble!!
>>2938697
It's not much of a screwup, I just died too quickly
>>2938732
I just don't think it's common here, maybe in the west it is...
>>2938754
A lot, but it's probably the forgot to reply... probably
>>2938734
Ye just said another one.
And what's with this "~de geso" stuff?
Is a new Latino Bar?
>>2938718
Winner next slide and shit.
>>2938728
>Night 4
>Cuck confesses his love to Mami Yukkuri, but is rejected, so he commits suicide.
>Casey Neistat overdoses at a party and dies.
X7-10 smashes Cadence's head in with the complete Oxford Dictionary of English.
S-Sorry cuties
>>2938687
They look nothing like me. A winner.
>>2938597
Ha! Look at you, shaking in your boots.
>>2938623
I don't need anyone poking at me with metal instruments. I'm indestructible. Looks like you can't even funcrion without your little augmentations. I was born with them, it's called pure talent and ability!
>>2938734
You're making horrible sea jokes. That kind of behavior is not appreciated around here.
>>2938752
Yes, I have a mind, and a brain, and a heart. I may not use them frequently, but they're there.
>>2938754
>I'm guilty of doing this, and it always makes me feel bad for doing so.
>>2938765
Yeah, but I should keep my eyes more open next time
>>2938754
I do that often because I'll have fuck all to say to someone and I can't think of a good exit sentence.
>>2938718
What the crap, ref?! That's bullshit! Rigged!!
>>2938768
This is as far as your crimes go, ma'am. Repent or make your peace with the gods that watch over you.
>>2938718
F-Forgot a slide
>>2938726
Well, I guess that kinda depends...
>>2938754
Just kick them in the shin, they always pay attention.
>>2938760
But I didn't make any puns. That was one of those human slang terms accordink to a friend of mine. It means 'How are you doink' ~de geso.
>>2938766
I don't understand what you're talkink about. 'De geso'? What is that ~de geso?
>>2938781
I'm not makink any jokes! I'm speakink normally, you hear ~de geso!?
>>2938768
>>2938793
In my defense, we've both done our fair share this game, I think, and it's more or less th'goal of all this.
>>2938719
Oooh tell me tell me I can keep a secret!
>>2938726
I can, you're neither
>>2938734
*begins to shudder*
Oh nothing. It was just a strange saying.
>>2938765
I guess the West does have some odd names. I have heard Fryman, Pizza and Onion in our town alone.
>>2938802
>>2938803
The gods of this place deem you innocent and have judged me appropiately for my false accusation - that will be all.
>>2938782
It's fine, don't worry about it, really.
>>2938754
>A lot of the time It's when everyone shifts threads, you have missed posts and such.
>>2938781
I wish I had some of those... Hey can I have yours?
>>2938809
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2938768
That explained it.
Thanks!
>>2938771
Im not shaking, Im just tapping my feet to the beat!
>>2938738
Hey loto your sword arm's twitching! Not thinking of stabbing me are you? With which sword~
>>2938795
More often than not they're useless beings that people idolize for no reason.
>>2938800
What's "kraken" wasn't a joke? Color me surprised!
>>2938809
Thanks for hosting.
>>2938821
Congratulations Earth mounds.
>>2938808
I will not.
>>2938821
gtg
killing myself
>>2938814
I don't think those are people names
>>2938809
>claps
>>2938809
>>2938816
Gods, you got twice mine. Not 'ta mention the fact that one was an accident and the other self-defense.
No hard feelings, right?
>>2938832
Thanks for havin' us! And...good luck with that?
>>2938814
Are you okay? You look kind of cold or somethink ~de geso.
>>2938828
I was told it was some human slang for 'What's up'. I think I might've been lied to ~de geso...
>>2938832
Thanks for hosting!
>>2938831
Pleeeaaassseeee
>>2938821
excellent work Aussa
>>2938832
try eating sticking an active grenade up your ass if you're going to off yourself.
>>2938734
>Just takes the hat
>>2938821
Thanks for hosting!
>>2938802
Congratulations Aussa, keep on winning!
>>2938771
I'm not augmented, death is a stage that my body won't reach when you give it lethal wounds for some reason. Your giant robot looks very hard to destroy though, I'll give you that.
>>2938832
Well done Aussa.
Thanks for hosting.
>>2938817
Well, I'm not worried, but I am exhausted, we'll meet another day
>>2938832
thanks for hosting
>>2938832
Thank you for hosting.
>>2938856
>Pushes away with tentacles before her head can be grabbed.
No touchink that ~de geso!
>>2938827
What do you mean which sword? I'm only... carrying on.
>>2938820
No way. I need them for feeling like a human.
>>2938821
>>2938832
Congratulations Aussa. I guess this makes up for when I smacked you on the head, right?
Thank you for hosting for us, host.
>>2938846
Don't you lie to me. I can hear the difference between kraken and crackin'. My ears are really, really good.
>>2938830
>>2938855
>>2938841
>>2938860
>>2938864
Thanks, folks!
>>2938866
Seeya, Sanae.
>>2938843
Vengeance is a tool used by the immoral, the unjust and the wicked. I consider myself not one of either three
>>2938809
An entertaining show this was, thank you!
>>2938837
I have no reason to lie about this.
>>2938846
I am okay. Maybe a little tired.
>>2938883
You just said the same thing two times in a row. Kraken and kraken ~de geso.
post IRL faces you pussies
I'm back for now.
>>2938832
Thanks for the host.
>Player 1 pulls out a bag of Hot Cheetos,Player 2 and Player 3 beg Player 1 for some.
I just thought of this event 4u
>Jasper
>>2938832
If you were any smart you'd put some steam up and make sure it clears your orifices, it'll make sure that everything clears up.
It's common knowledge, it might just help you. Thanks and stuff for this occasion.
>>2938877
>One
>JUST
>>2938832
Please do.
>>2938866
Uhh, night
>>2938821
thanks for the game
>>2938905
You sure they're people?
>>2938873
You drive a hard bargain
>Steals your tims
>>2938906
You're saying kraken, not cracking! Stop playing games with me and admit you're horrible with jokes!
For Kamina.
>>2938873
>>2938928
NIGGA HE JUST DEADASS TOOK THE TIMS
>>2938940
>Soul Calibur V
My nigga
>>2938907
Make like Curt Kobain and suck on a shotgun barrel
>>2938883
Well alright, but only because I don't want your blood getting on me, anyway I think you were joking earlier so, how was meeting Miku?
>>2938940
Sweegity Swoody
I'm cumming for Ruby's booty
>>2938907
>telling people to post faces
>on an anonymous imageboard
Fuck off, Wiggins. Why did you even come back?
>>2938905
You should go to sleep then ~de geso.
>>2938928
...What is that? Where did you even get that from ~de geso?
>>2938937
You did it again. Stop sayink the same thing twice in a row like that, it's confusink ~de geso.
>>2938941
What's that even mean ~de geso?
>>2938877
>>2938915
*light bulb*
>she whispers
Loto...are you a girl? Because I meant..down there
>>2938918
Yes. Except maybe the one named Onion.
>>2938958
But I feel awesome.
>>2938907
>>2938956
I don't have internet, even if I wanted to post my face, I can't
And yes, this message was sent by pigeon, deal with it
>>2938961
W-What!? I-I'm not a girl! No way... i'm totally guy!
>>2938940
Fucking hell
Thank you
>>2938956
>HG
>anonymous
>>2938883
Thanks! And hey, no worries.
>>2938896
Seems like there's a bit of a blurred line between the first an' the last.
>>2938950
It's bretty gud. Only problems imo are shitty story and no Yunsung/Seong-Mina/Talim/Zasalamel fighting styles.
>>2938978
My answer is no. Try to pry in it and i see myself forced to discipline you.
>>2938968
You just said you were tired though ~de geso.
>>2938969
ultron looks really young for being 70
>>2938953
Don't you remember? It was horrible. She tried killing me for no reason at all.
>>2938958
Is it money you want? I know making jokes doesn't pay well, but going to this extreme for a paycheck is kind of pathetic.
>>2938808
>>2938978
I'm both at the same time, which is why you should go with me to homecoming.
>>2938971
>his message was sent by pigeon
I haven't laughed this much since my last shooting on a private corporation, thank you!
>>2938958
It's your shoes
>>2938993
Agreed.
Hope we get some sort of redemption to the story in Six.
Fingers crossed for a return of Chronicle of the Sword mode.
>>2938958
god damn it. Stop being so adorable!
>>2938997
....Discipline?
>>2939010
Even if you where cute, you'll never be a girl.
>>2938907
Already did that months ago, not gonna do it again.
>>2938968
All three of the names are weird though, and what do you mean not sure if they're human?
mIsErY tO aLl PoStErS iN THIS tHrEAd
>>2938991
You say no worries, but you seemed pretty worried at the time.
>>2939022
Would you go with me if I transformed into a girl?
>>2939010
I'm not squidding around, you know. Stop makink fun of me already ~de geso.
>>2939017
You can't have those ~de geso!
>>2939020
I'm not tryink to be ~de geso.
>>2938991
I never kill unless there is no other way, for even taking the life of even a single person is a burden my soul cannot carry if it was not justice.
The dark gods that dominate these plains force my hand more than i'd wish for, but so be it.
>>2938998
>Kissu
>>2938993
>Patrolokos was the worst. And there was no reason for Zasalamel to not be in.
>>2938998
I'm fine. That is just the tiredness speaking.
>>2939031
Sure they are weird but it is still their names. None of the other humans seem to be bothered with it. Just the Onion kid has my doubts. He tried to kill us before.
>>2939041
Probably not.
>>2939042
You can't stop me de geso! I'm gonna sell em on ebay.
>>2939042
I'll stop making fun of you when you stop speaking in such a silly manner.
>>2939057
What if I was a cute girl with short blue hair and sparkling eyes?
>>2939054
>Patroklos was the worst.
You're retarded, Pyhrra was dogshit
>>2939041
It was surprisin'.
>>2939045
I avoid it when I can, myself. Thankfully, the way this place works makes the blow a bit lesser.
...Admittedly, somethin' I'm worried about is how, er, eager I've been gettin' 'ta test my skills.
>>2939022
You will not have to worry if you leave me to keep my own affairs secret, ma'am.
rate me
>>2938982
Ok, ok sorry for making you panic!
>>2938861
>>2938827
>gotta work for a bit
>>2939010
I wouldn't say for no reason... You were being kinda creepy.. If you weren't being creepy she'd be fine with you I'm sure, try again next time you see her, but don't try anything funny or I'll kill you.
/soc/ time
>I AM THE ONE,DON'T WEIGH A TON. DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREET.
>>2939054
That Onion child concerns me.....
>Jasper
>>2939081
..Why so specific?
>>2939086
..Is it that you're Lucina, daughter of chrom?
>>2939047
>Pushes away.
What the squid are you supposed to be ~de geso...?
>>2939054
I think you should sleep then ~de geso.
>>2939064
Don't! Those are my only pair ~de geso!
>>2939081
I'm speakink normally ~de geso!!
Anyone in HG do parkour?
>>2939090
>Always wanted a male sword and shield character
>Thats what we got.
I blame anime influences desu
>>2939082
Sophitia = Lizardman> Cassandra > Sophita's husband > literal shit > Patrokolos > Pyrrah
>>2939120
Okay, I wont. If you give me a kiss...
>>2939103
Do your homework and listen to your parents!
>See you.
>>2939085
With power comes responsibility. If you at some point forget how to act with justice and moderation, i am afraid we can not be on neutral terms with eachother.
>>2939082
>They were both bad. I only focused on him because the story focused more on him. They should have just kept Sophitia and Cassandra.
>>2939117
He is Steven's friend, I think. So we can be sure that ue can be kept in line.
>>2939120
Sometime later.
>>2939129
I can agree on that. Patroklos made some cool CAC's at least
>>2939103
Cool see ya.
>>2939119
Even if that were the case, i would neither confirm or deny it. Making false assumptions will not earn you my favor, ma'am.
>>2939100
I-It's not a problem...
>>2939150
The characters themselves were bad. But so was that entire story, that's mainly why I hated them so much
>>2939124
We have Lizardman tho.
After Broken Destiny he was just a Kratos model swap, which sucks ass. At least take away the wings and FUCKING FIRE BREATHING.
>>2939130
Hey! That's not fair! I don't want to kiss anybody ~de geso!
>>2939150
I'll hold you to it ~de geso.
>>2939157
Hoho, you say as you carry the Falchion.
>>2939169
Yeah but lizardman was sort of 'out there' and in V he wields two axes.
>>2939172
It's fair. You should have protected your tims better.
>>2939136
>She frowns heavily
Hey. I value life as a whole as precious. I keep my fightin' exclusively-like in these games. I might be curious, but there's a line that I aint gonna cross.
>>2939183
That proves nothing. Any good smith could copy the blade and hilt to near perfect imitation.
>>2939185
They were on my feet! Now give them back before I have to get serious ~de geso!
>Raises and points her tentacles forwards.
>tfw you've never played a single SC game and can't participate in the discussion
>>2939184
That's my point though. Axes are cool, but they literally just took a Lizardman and pasted it over Kratos.
Voldo/Necrid/Talim were my favorites tho.
>>2939108
Maybe one day she'll see that I was only trying to be the father figure she desperately needs.
>>2939119
Because I know someone like that, and she's the cutest thing to ever grace this earth!
>>2939120
There's nothing normal about speaking in puns! Didn't your English teachers teach you this in school!?
>>2939191
I have crossed a line i didn't want to cross too often for those i protect. Think about it. How much are you willing to sacrifice to make sure you will not lose everything?
>>2939150
Let's hope so,that child doesn't speak so it is a little odd....
>Jasper
>>2939200
I pretty sure that's not Marth's Falchion. If you're going to be Marth, you're going to need his Falchion.
>>2939217
I don't speak in puns! The humans won't let me into their schools anyways ~de geso!!
>>2939210
Y-You can't just attack me! I'm in the shadows!
>>2939212
Start with 2 or 3 so you won't be turned off to the series.
>>2939200
I've played enough history games to know that "any good smith" couldn't imitate diddly-squat! You'd need a master smith to do so!
>>2939217
Still, being you ruins it.
>>2939213
Sucks they took Tue easy way out. That game could've been amazing had they not cut so many corners.
Hopefully next game our mains make it in. Miss Necrid too tbqh
>>2939237
The Hero-King has been dead for thousands of years. Nobody knows how he looks like nor how his blade looked. And i dare not to even consider wielding the legendary Falchion, this blade is just as ordinary as a kitchen knife.
i'm going to go take a shit, do not host a game in that time i mean it
>>2939217
We already have a father figure, actually we have a couple, the first of us, I don't know if that includes me, because I'm a first gen. Anyway you're being creepy again..
>>2939234
...Sure, I'll kill 'ta protect my friends, but I avoid conflict if I can help it, and I sure as hell don't antagonize, or what have you.
QUICK SOMEONE HOST
>>2939168
>No doubt. Why even make new characters if you only ever focus on two of them?
>>2939212
>It's how I feel whenever there is a Pokemon conversation. The first few were great.
>>2939236
I don't believe he will do anything. Anymore. I will go out for some stargazing for some time. See you later, Jasper.
>>2939253
Give me the shoes back and I won't have to do anythink permanent ~de geso.
>>2939286
ok rick
>>2939297
I'll give you one!
>>2939279
It kinda of looks like this.
fyrst 36
>>2939296
Not to mention the slew of new characters that received ZERO exposition. It's like they expected them to be accepted on looks alone. I found it really hard to give a shit about any of them
>>2939273
I put a lot of thought and work in perfecting the details of the blade and finding the right artisan to forge it. And i do not appreciate being questioned about my motives, if you have no further usefull things to tell me, i will cut this conversation short.
>>2939292
You cannot avoid conflict. A fool's thought. Whenever you reach something..or someone, there is always a malicious soul that covets it. Remember that well.
>>2939274
>tfw Necrid isn't coming back ever
A-at least we have CAC, right?
>>2939296
Alright Garnet,you have fun. I'll be headin' to bed soon with Lapis and Peridot.
>Jasper
>>2939313
And my blade does not. What is the point of all this, sir?
>>2939250
Have you tried forcing your way into one? That works for most people.
>>2939273
You should take into account the personality of a person, and not just their bust size and curvy figure. That's the whole reason I looked into asking you.
>>2939291
If creepy means wanting to keep her wholesome then I don't want to be anything but!
>>2939331
>image, wew
>>2939312
Give me both of them ~de geso.
>>2939329
I was legitimately interested in why ZWEI has a fucking stand, but I guess we'll never know.
>>2939338
Best CAC in any series I can think of. Can't wait to see what they do with the next one.
T-they're making a new one right?
>>2939347
Say... can I borrow that sword?
>>2939347
Just saying, that your blade. Looks nothing like the legendary Falchion.
FIRST 36
>>2939371
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2939371
Urabe
>>2939363
Ikr, but zero fuckin explanation for anything. Apparently he's a werewolf or something I guess but that doesn't explain much
>>2939371
Sundown
>>2939361
>Runs
>>2939371
Natsuki Subaru
>>2939371
Major Ocelot
>>2939371
Allison Reynolds
>>2939371
Juri Han
>>2939371
Squid Girl
>>2939349
I tried inkvadink a school but they kicked me out ~de geso.
>>2939385
Get back here ~de geso!
>Chases.
>>2939371
Spike
>>2939371
Captain Vul
>>2939366
No.
>>2939368
As i said, the Hero-King has been dead for thousands of years and his blade dissapeared alongside his legacy.
>watermark, wew
>>2939371
>>2939327
Aussa
>>2939331
Like I said, if I can help it. I always keep an eye out for the possibility, but when push comes 'ta shove, I aint givin' in.
>She shifts briefly, seeming somewhat uncomfortable
...What's with the mask anyhow?
>>2939371
Vash
