Part fucking 2
HG thread, 115.
Give me some time to actually bother with commentary as I chug around 3-4 aspirins to make the migraine disappear.
Niggers gonna nig.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>Bear noises
>>2904778
Hehe, I'm bleeding like everyone else, I'm not that much of a freak, nope, I'm not that scary anymore since I lost my leg, I love this.
>>2904778
That's good and all...b-but what friend?
>>2904727
I bet you won't even miss that pet gorilla of yours little one. Come let us be away, it will only drag us down.
>>2904754
What about...? GRBBLLH!
AH DAMMIT CAN YOU NOT WENCH?! HEAVEN IS A TERRIBLE PLACE!
>>2904778
HAH! These low level undead are no match at all for me let alone my army!
>>2904768
How can being called names be nice!?
>>2904787
I don't get what that's supposed to do.
>>2904762
Want what, your shitty attitude and the orbit you've managed to create from being so fat? Not thanks, I'll pass.
ZOMBINA PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS PLACE
>>2904795
riggers gonna rig
>>2904778
>trying to kill Marceline
>Trying to take Marceline's gun
You fucking deserve that you cunt
>>2904727
Huh..
>>2904754
Heavens a load of shit.
>>2904787
Oh you know something something I shouldn't nickname people the way I do.
>>2904778
C'mon host. Channel your inner Funaki and power through! I believe in you.
>>2904787
I never needed to do magic. Guns are a superior alternative.
>>2904668
That smile... Do you like that person that does that? I feel like you'd beat up someone who copies you...
>>2904808
How embarrasing.
>>2904778
You can put your fire powers to work right?
>>2904812
It means you don't have to do anything. She will take care of everything for you.
>>2904812
You got on your feet after that kicK? You're a though one!
>>2904691
Oh really? I don't really need a pair to still acknowledge that you've accepted your calling at last now, do I?
>>2904778
This should be more than enough to make it all work. Just a little bit of time for some rest and it'll all come up brighter than ever.
>>2904812
>>2904835
And that can be rather comforting.
Gotta go, have fun
>>2904778
You owe me one lunch, bread.
>>2904727
Is something wrong?
Is Aikawa for cuddles?
>>2904845
>pulls tongue
>>2904854
he's a boy
>>2904854
Yes
http://pastebin.com/Ytsi0HEd
for those of you who like hosting but don't have games.
Beats the random hours and hours of no games.
>>2904837
I guess not.
>>2904854
Aikawa is for lewding and taking creepshots of
>>2904854
yes
>>2904778
Actually. I'm not going to bother with commentary just yet.
I'm already noticing I'm slower than usual so I need to keep on my timers before I screw up.
>>2904778
Let's...let's not talk about that.
>>2904819
Depends on th' situation. Morgan...well, she did it out'a genuine interest, not for mockery. Plus, I consider her a sister, so I really don't mind.
>>2904866
>for those of you who like hosting but don't have games
People like this exist?!
>>2904812
You know what, never mind, go fuck yourself with the biggest, rustiest, wrench you can find, you goddamn asshole.
>>2904866
Meant to bookmark this. Thanks, anon.
>>2904886
yes
>>2904896
>dat cankle
damn your fat
>>2904877
Maybe you could take on good' ol', bloomy "Fuckawa", but ya' got no chance against the magnificent Genocider Syo~
>>2904877
And now you are my slave, now mister slave, help me get somewhere else, I lost my leg due to bleeding like a normal person.
>>2904812
Are you actually gay?
>>2904877
T-This place... is very comfy...I feel at home.
>>2904877
Ah, you don't have to worry about me like that, let's get those supplies back later, I'll come with you this time!
>>2904877
BLAST IT ALL WHO THE HELL LEFT ALL THIS METAL HERE!? AND WHAT'S ALL THIS SHE STUFF ABOUT?
>He climbs back on his horse mumbling under his breath.
>>2904877
B-bread has never been so terrifying...
>>2904896
Does this mean deep down you actually loved me~?
>>2904906
Shut up before I decide to shove the cankle in your mouth and choke you to death.
>>2904877
It seems like I've been doing good this whole time, but.. karma isn't real.
>>2904878
Ah, so if someone did it to make fun of you, what exactly would you do?
>>2904936
...I'm not answering that.
>>2904812
She'll need toothpaste to keep her teeth nice and white, won't she? And if she won't, then buy stock in the sugar companies. I'll leave you with that.
>>2904816
Not always, Joris. But there is the odd occasion where it just plain works. *turns to leave* See ya 'round.
>>2904818
To be fair, you wouldn't know they're superior until you've tried magic. Though, I'll grant you that it would be far easier for me to try the gun. To be continued, hmm?
>>2904877
There's two way this can play out. They both end with me taking your supplies. So, what's it going to be?
>>2904774
Does that mean.... I have to live my life with people like you in this place... Not knowing what there is...
>>2904790
N-No, it is fine. This is enough. 1 night is enough. At least I could get decent food with this...
>>2904793
>>2904805
Wait... If you're here.... Does that mean that I am also dead!?
>>2904816
I like heaven! Stop sullying its name!
>>2904918
I'm nothing. I don't care about sex one way or another. I have other stuff I need to do before I can worry about slaying poon.
>>2904937
Inverted souda on the back left.
>>2904954
S-So... what does a goddess like you... um, do?
>>2904942
Well, in her case, find it adorable an' endearing. Plus, she actually pulled it off pretty well, too.
>>2904954
"People like you"? The heck's that supposed 'ta mean? And not being omniscient is fine, in my opinion.
>>2904958
You always seem to come up with an excuse to get out of getting laid.
>>2904946
Whatever you say classy, didn't catch your name.
>>2904954
It's shit.
>>2904967
That's nigger Viral
>>2904877
I had to catch a cat. It wasn't funny and I've got a few scratches on my arm right now.
Fuck.
>>2904937
did somebody say cankles?
>>2904983
That is Souda's charm. Give him happiness and he will become boring again for everyone else here. Very sad if you think about it.
>>2904993
You're making this worse.
>>2904993
STOP
T
O
P
>>2904987
Maybe I shouldn't throw my cigarettes at the fuel canisters next time..
>>2904946
*stops briefly* Here, catch. Raven.
>>2904987
Come on, I'm not a doctor. So don't freak out, I'm the best thing you've got right now.
>>2904946
I've been exposed to some magic here and there. Definitely not my style.
I wouldn't say it would be easier for you per se. You never held a single firearm in your life, yes? Things such as the recoil might be problematic for you.
>>2904987
>tries to lift the bats but keeps dropping due to claws
I HATE THIS!
>>2904987
It's one thing that they're fuckin' 'round with Junko, but it's another when they try to piss on my porch.
>>2904987
If this isn't a transmition calling for survivors then let's ignore it, I need real people to kill and scavenge their supplies for me.
>>2904987
Hmm, wanna do something brash, Breadman?
>>2905001
>>2905002
but deviantart is a gold mine
>>2905017
Whoops.
>>2904945
You can be honest with me if you want~
>>2904946
I don't think she uses toothpaste. Her breath doesn't give off that impression.
>>2905017
>She laughs loudly
I can't really think of a better word than that for Morg.
>>2904937
Do it cunt, you wont
>>2905036
please stop.
>>2905008
>>2904984
Would help if I didn't quote myself. Yeah, I need to rest.
>>2905036
If gold means shit in this case then yeah.
>>2905036
>>2905029
Sure thing, my dead head man!
>>2904983
>>2904998
>I don't know if this is IC or OCC but yes either way
>>2904987
Fuck commentary.
If people honestly believe that one man can be a hero for this place, you're a fucking retard and should be put in a gass chamber.
The only heroes that can even exist in this place are the ones that manage to motivate others to host and thus preventing a cycle of shitposting dead hours that lead to nothing but people leaving.
Bait threads and bait posts are retarded and just (You) grabs, any excuse given to it can just be discarded and faced with the label "Retard".
As for "be the change", go fuck yourself. Be the change is what jabroni did, went from a baiter into an actual host, that deserves credit. If you think baiting and telling others to be the change is worth credit, go fuck yourself again.
>>2905008
>>2905056
Yeah ya goofed, but I know what you were trying to get at Raven.
>>2905039
If I give you a kissu on the cheeku will you confirm the shit?
>>2905049
>Grabs jaw
>Shoves foot in mouth
>Suffocates you
>you like this
>>2904954
Probably? Are there even undead priests?
>he leans forward dumping any water out of his armor
Either way you are all alone this time around. Don't expect to win any fights with me low level priest. Besides your annoying lowbie that is all too eager to blow things up isn't here.
>>2904987
Alright you low level rouge we return with...Damn DID THAT BLASTED WENCH SHOW UP!?
>all these people fucking up the links
Everyone just go to bed already.
>>2905079
Can I steal that kiss from him?
>>2905062
Thanks kid.
>>2905062
Friends?
>>2905062
Was there ever any life in that skank to begin with? I thought that she was just filled with exposition!
>>2905047
Awww, that's so cute, I love talking about siblings and such, it's nice.
>>2905062
This should be good enough to warn me from infected at least..
>>2905090
...Is this what getting NTR'd feels like?
This is true despair.
>>2905062
>Butchers the infected rabbits
Since we can't eat them, better render them immobile.
>>2905062
I expect you are a very high level healer....WAIT DON'T USE WHITE MAGIC ON ME!
>>2905079
Yo-you wanna give me a kissu on the cheeku!? How long have you had these feelings!?
>>2905079
Jokes on you, I do like it!
>Dies happily
>>2904977
Guiding dead people to the afterlife. Either to a new world. Or to heaven where they eternally bask themselves in the sunlight.
And now, I am just an Archpriestess who is losing her Goddess status. I AM STILL A GODDESS THOUGH!!
>>2904980
I don't meant it to be rude! I mean that... I ahve to live in a world where we are not bound by rules. Everything is luck based.... Which is one of my worst stat.
>>2904984
St-Stop! A goddess may smite you for that!!
>>2905083
Da-Dammit! F-Fine.. You leave me no choice...
>Holds her staff
>begins to postrate herself
PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I WON'T KILL YOU AGAIN! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!
>>2905062
That brings me to the 2nd point on my agenda.
Happy birthday Okarin, Happy birthday Endo. Congratulations on 20 and 28, you keep doing you, you're both tops.
As for the event game, if you really feel the need to shitpost it solely due to prejudice on the person hosting it, you're a complete moron.
An event game, no matter hosted by who is something that should be appreciated as it's a change of pace from the usual bullshit that happens on the average day.
>inb4 le Junko friend posts
I'd say the same for anyone as it's how it is and how it goes.
>>2905108
On a side note, I fucking love you. Keep doing you, boy-o.
>STILL
>NO
>KOICHI
>>2905112
>Gives Kissu on the cheeku
>you liku thisu
Since never~.
>>2905119
What a fucking freak...
>>2905123
If it's a cute goddess then heaven can remain the shittiest place in existence.
>>2905141
Literally who?
>>2905123
S-So you're kinda of like the grim reaper... in a way? A-Also, how are you still a goddess, if you're losing your goddess status?
>>2905141
>still no Yasuho
,_,
>>2905102
We, ah, aint actually related. We just...get along that well.
>>2905123
Ah, don't worry about it. You'll adjust quick.
>>2905141
Wait until the Love Deluxe fight, that's when he gets really based.
so uh
give yous maybe?
>>2905136
If he turns into a zombie, we are fucked.
>Thank you, Rin.
>>2905136
The blood isn't even fresh, I can get you s- oh wait I only have one leg.
>>2905136
Hey that ain't fun! Do I look like some goth bitch that thinks it's cool to talk about tea all day?
>>2905136
I love the madman too. It's why I can't sully his honor by helping him.
>>2905141
>Still no literally anyone from my source.
>>2905163
k
>>2905142
BUT YOU JUST KISSED ME! YOU D-DON'T KISS PEOPLE YOU HATE!
>>2905136
Oh boy I'm so drained I could eat an entire bison all by myself! Too bad they're as extinct as humanity itself!
>thank you bro, I'm here to stay for a while.
>>2905142
Hey
Hey Stocking
Gimme one too. Right on the beard.
>>2905163
ok deal
>>2905157
>Still no Tamaki Damo
>Still no Hato with her sick as fuck stand
>NO JOSHUU
>>2905162
Isn't he though?
He's just so brave... and cute...
>>2905141
That's what body pillows are for, darlin'.
>>2905123
Eh..? I didn't expect you to give up that easily... Erm.... Well, I don't have much time for low levels anyways. I shall just win these games nonstop!
>>2905136
W-why do I keep getting injured..It must just be because I am the biggest threat...Yeah..
>>2905136
Hmm, well that's actually all I have to say. I figured I could make nice blogposts that turn into a copypasta like Baron, but I guess I'm too retarded to do so.
>>2905157
Ask Nonon, he's got a boner larger than anything even remotely imaginable for JJBA.
>>2905164
I-I'm not Rinnu.
>>2905177
My dad made me watch IT the clown at the age of 5, I can't say it was a pleasant experience for a kid to face a murderous clown when he was still reading fairytales about Tinkerbell.
>>2905185
>kissu
>>2905193
>Fukawa
>Syo
>>2905184
Its an advanced form of fucking with you.
>kissu
see, i did it again.
>>2905191
>Unzips swords
>Stabs your chin
>you like this
>>2905159
I mean neither are me and my family, we're androids remember? But that still counts in my book.
>>2905204
Fuckin reaper, second time!
>>2905164
>Kissu
>>2905207
Ey' don't pick on my crap when it's from the bottom of my old "wardrobe". You think I cared about crap like that back then?
>>2905164
>crashes down from the ceiling
IT"S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!?
>>2905204
O-one hungry pack kind of an ironic slogan nowadays
>>2905204
Now I got you two. You hopeless... injured... misunderstood monsters...
>You will never be kissu'd by anyone
Is there a noose around here? I'm shit at tying knots.
>>2905225
T-thanks.
>>2905228
Hey Miku. Yes, it is. But it's also Souda's.
>>2905204
Y-YEAH....YOU BETTER FLEE IN TERROR YOU LOW LEVELED COWARD! I WAS JUST GETTING STARTED!
>>2905164
>>2905228
W-wait is it his birthday?!
>>2905247
>Kissu
>>2905208
C'mon, whattsa matta? Embarrassed? I know I'm attractive, but there's no need to be bashful
>>2905204
You were a bunch of bitches and hoes for dying to this infection. Until the end.
>>2905204
I totally forgot to put on a word filter I had for this special game. Man, I suck at stuff.
I really need to shapen up when I'm not 100% full up.
I can hear the military chime in and I can hear my creativity calling in to actually give me a bright light in the darkness to create some more arena events.
>>2905247
>kissu.
>>2905247
but by saying that you're inviting everyone in this thread to kissu you
>kissu
>>2905164
>>2905228
>>2905227
I love you.
>>2905247
just hold the rope in a loop and hope you don't regain your breath.
>>2905249
Happy Birthday!!!!....what on earth is a souda?
I'm kidding of course.
>>2905253
>>2905272
AAAAHHHHHH!
>>2905247
Your shoe is untied.
>>2905261
Beards that short really aren't my thing, unless you magically turn into Hajime, you aren't getting anything.
>>2905284
>Kissu
Cause you're freaked out no face is adorable~
>>2905249
>but it's also Souda's
Fucking stop it Endo. You're not supposed to shill anything. Just take it.
>>2905267
I couldn't have ran away from here even if I wanted to.
>>2905204
Tomorrow both of you will be stronger than this, like the fisherman who sets free his throphy so this one can grow bigger and stronger to give a decent fight the next time he returs to the lake.
>o-oh
>>2905267
Isn't this an splendid sight? I hope there is someone else alive out there for me!
>>2905263
>>2905267
Well... that was quick.
>Can I get a kissu Rin for trying
>>2905267
So long worthless adventurers!
>>2905164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIy-_1KkDrM
>>2905295
It's my choice not to have a fucking face, not yours.
Also, stop kissing me. I don't fucking want it, and you're horrible at it.
>>2905274
Yeah, I'm totally fond of myself too, but I can leave a little bit for you to love! Gahaha!
>>2905291
Why are you screaming? You look like you've Sena ghost.
>>2905297
Happy birthday Soda can!
>>2905156
Of course I am still a goddess! I can feel people still worshiping me! With that, I can convert it to magic powers!
And no, I am not the grim reaper. He's just one of the enemies in the other world I guess... But there's no such thing as the grim reaper, that's just some silly fairy tale~!
>>2905159
Adjust quick? I am just a Arch-Priestess who can't do anything!
>>2905144
That's it! I am smiting you!
GOD'S BLOW!
>her hands starting to glow
THIS IS A LETHAL FIST THAT CARRIES A GODDESS' RAGE AND SORROW!
>>2905216
Yeah, I...value actual connections more'n stuff like blood relations.
>>2905272
Thank you, Sena!
>>2905284
In 60 years maybe. Please enjoy your life.
>>2905291
Thank you, Miku!
>>2905297
But you deserve to be happy aswell.
>>2905316
Thank you, anon!
>>2905322
........
>>2905319
>hey
>hoo-ppy birthday
>>2905267
T-this...this isnt death, is it?
>>2905319
>Kissu
Accept my hate love, you fucking dick head.
>>2905284
And we continue on with a few people left. Numbers are thinning and we find ourselves out here.
>>2905284
Yeah yeah, I know you love to read my shit as much as I love to read your shit.
>>2905303
O-Oh...s-sorry...
>>2905313
Idk who your ava is, I sometimes meme out with >kissu or >pet
But I only do that to those who do it to my ava's so I don't end up annoying someone familia.
>>2905305
I AM NOT RINNU
>kissu.
>>2905295
Your loss! Have fun with the suicidal mechanic
>>2905331
Forgot to wish you a happy b-day
>>2905327
Your not cute enough to be a goddess.
>>2905322
Wait, you're dead!? AAAHHHHHH!
>>2905313
I'll do it. Right here. Right now. Bring 'em out. I'm gonna kiss the shit out of them.
>>2905327
Panickin' aint gonna solve anything.
>>2905202
Th-That's right Dullahan-san! I'll just let you win the games non-stop! I-I won't disturb your castle anymore! Not with Megumin around!
>>2905361
Ooooooh~~!
>>2905331
Happy birthday Endo!! Are you going to get shit faced tonight?! Cause I am!
>>2905297
Happy overshadowed birthday! You should probably get drunk and eat cake.
>>2905291
>Jumps back.
What was that for?
>>2905353
What is she doing to him behind the doors? I only hear squishy noises.
>>2905357
Thank you, IRL-Wiggins!
>>2905353
>Huh..
>Diessu
>>2905331
>>2905319
>Fucking insomnia's keeping me up. Happy birthday, you guys.
>>2905327
T-The grim reaper is your enemy? Okay... um... but I don't need to pray to you, for magic power. I-I just.. uh... use it like normal.
>>2905353
Might not be the best idea you ever had dude. How you use one of these again?
>>2905372
It's not even Halloween yet!
>>2905383
No idea!
I know it doesn't seem relevant, but I swear to god it is.
Well, it will be later.
What is your guys' favorite video games?
>>2905325
Please stop. Go say happy birthday to Endo instead. He deserves it more.
>>2905331
It kills me inside to have people be nice to me, so I'd rather not.
>>2905338
Stop it. Endo's right there. Go say it to him.
>>2905349
I'll bite your lips off if you don't stop.
>>2905353
MY shit is worth reading, while your shit gives me herpes.
>>2905353
I died an honorable death, forgive me comrades.
>>2905297
Happy fucking birthday, ya big nerd.
>>2905353
Why would you give that orc thy high level weapon? They are hardly intelligent enough for such things.
>>2905368
Excellent. Then I might not even slaughter all of thy friends. Except the mage, she is as good as dead.
>>2905407
Timesplitters 2/Future Perfect
>>2905417
>I already did
>>2905383
Thank you, Kaito. And not tonight, but on Friday to Saturday when I actually got some free time.
>>2905399
Thank you, Shadow.
>>2905407
MGS3
>>2905417
But I care for my friends.
>>2905407
Either Mount&Blade or Dead Space 2, Spectrobes Beyond the Portals is also a pretty great game, Cameras ass though.
>>2905417
>Kissu on the foreheadu
You fucking love this, don't lie.
>>2905407
Battlefront 2 and Red Dead Redemption
>>2905407
Like ever?
>>2905407
>R&C series
>>2905407
Only some virgin loser has time to play with those kind of games, but there are a few joysticks 'round here that I would kindly go wild with.
>>2905417
I swear to god if you refuse my kindness I'm gonna shove squid girl so far up your butt you're gonna be classified as fish instead of anime, now HAPPY. BIRTHDAY!
>>2905407
Dissidia Final Fantasy 012
Tactics Ogre : Let us Cling Together
>>2905438
Ever.
>>2905407
Tales of series gets me.
>>2905407
Burnout 3, TTT 2, and Armored Core For Answer
>>2905353
As for the reason I'm not doing fallen screens. I have to switch between CSS to do so and to do so I have to delete strains of code within the css itself, which is a pain in the ass. If I actually do end up doing so I'm in a good mood, which is something that barely occurs.
>>2905391
>pets
D-Don't worry.
>>2905407
Conker's bad fur day has always been my favorite game.
>>2905417
No you, your shit usually gives me full on migraine, it's horrifying.
>>2905407
>Dragon Quest, SaGa.
>>2905383
>>2905399
>>2905421
Shut up. I don't wanna hear it. I don't deserve it. I don't want it. Please save it for someone else.
>>2905428
>eats the bird
>>2905430
I care for my friends too, which is why I'd rather you get it instead!
>>2905431
I swear to god I'll do it! I'll bite you into infinity!
>>2905407
>Eyes of Heaven :^)
>In all seriousness, I would probably have to go with Darksiders 2/Prototype 2.
>Both were pretty fun, and I got enjoyment out of them.
>FUCK THAT LAVA BIT IN DARKSIDERS 2 THOUGH.
>>2905465
...
>Kissu
>>2905431
>Holy shit, don't make me start up another run on Warband
>I won't even be able to decide what module to play, I haven't touched the game in months
>And how can you guys decide on one game/just a tiny few?
>>2905353
Seems like I failed on my job as a mediator this time. Bummer, an army of two this is then.
Also to our dear host, I'm probably old enough to be your father so please don't attempt to kiss me in public unless you're my daugther.
>>2905405
Oh, well in that case.
AAAGGHHHHHH!!
>>2905430
I'm excited to see shit faced Endo!
>>2905465
I will beat you into the ground if you don't accept.
>>2905451
>Tactics Ogre
>Yes
>>2905321
Th-thank you. So generous.
>>2905407
Fallout: New Vegas
>>2905449
>denies
>>2905456
By default yours is worse.
>>2905479
>he bites her lips off
>>2905481
That's why i picked three, Spectrobes 2, Dead Space 2, and Mount&Blade.
>>2905407
>I think its a little obvious
>>2905465
>Throws some streamers
>Spreads confetti
>Puts a cone hat on you
>You love this
>>2905456
>slices the undead in two
They really need stronger undeads here. It only bit my armor.. Wait why is it saying I am dead? Of course I am dead, I am a dullahan!
>>2905467
>Now that I think about it, I really don't have a favorite game.
>Shit.
>Pretty much all of the dragon quest games were fun, same thing with the scribblenauts series and Skylanders.
>DOTA 2 is a great time, and Smash is always up for grabs.
>>2905456
Let them come. We will ambush them.
>>2905465
But we need to share the attention.
>>2905491
You will be disappointed though. It doesn't matter how much I drink, I can still control myself. I just get tired.
>>2905456
Alright commentary mode instead of blogposting. Lesgo.
The absolute madman leading on a group of others, Satou, you should know what is hiding in the shadows... Is your ghost really not detecting that one fool that's laying there out of sight?
Wiggins being rejected shelter by a girl... Where have I seen this before.... <3 :^)
Yoh, you might have to disengage from your current position or it'll be fatal for you after a period of time expires.
>>2905483
O-Oh...
>>2905511
No deal, yours is the worst, just like my taste > your taste.
>>2905511
>Blood is literally everywhere
>Kissus again out of pure spite
>>2905359
>the fist misses
I-...
Like I care!
>>2905365
But What am I supposed to do around these parts? Am I supposed to participate games? What should I do there... It's not like I can... win with just... one offensive magic that is only effective against undead....
>>2905400
H-He's not my enemy! I believe he is just one of the demon lord's subordinates! But I don't know...
Well as you can see Dullahan there is like one of the demon king's subordinate. Like .... one Lich...
>>2905400
N-No! I mean if you pray to me I gain more magic energy! As in for you... well it deepens your devotion to me! Hahaha!
>looking very proud
>>2905407
>Dragon Quest
>Warcraft 3
>>2905516
Pokemon Stadium?
>>2905491
See, that's the spirit.
>>2905511
Souda, I seem to have given you the impression that you have a choice in the matter...for that I'm sorry.
>>2905494
Mah nigga, Arycelle for life.
>>2905465
>Used protect so it didn't work
>Bruh just happy birthday. One more year of getting good.
>>2905538
No, Pokemon Ruby, you foolish human!
>>2905499
Ohh yeah, but if you're not at least an 8/10, you can like kindly fuck off or somethin'. I ain't workin' with low quality ingredients.
>>2905407
Solitaire and Mine Sweeper
>>2905556
Hi mom.
>>2905407
Ace combat 0,5,4, I don't know, a bunch really.
>>2905544
Rowlett a cute.
A CUTE!
>>2905537
Lady, there's been rolls'a bread that've won games here. One of th'most feared beings here is a plush doll of a fat man in a schoolgirl outfit. Weird stuff happens.
>>2905512
>I couldn't even pick a top dozen for fuck's sake.
>>2905534
Mercur- ... I mean Vino, this reminds me of a situation where you got bitten in the leg. Now look at this stuff...
Who could've guessed it would end like that.
Pulling a trigger on the child, you're a madman... An absolute madman, but that was already known so old news right there.
>>2905456
So, Endo right? I'm Satou, do you enjoy video games? I have a pair of handhelds here to kill time.
>>2905534
Ladies and Gentleman, your mission will be to scatter and gather as many supplies as possible! Eliminate anything that moves, alive an undeads alike!
We can play videogames together sometime, host.
>>2905551
I'm only a 7. If I was an 8/10 you'd string me up like a light.
>>2905533
Killing my dreams before they happen... But hey its your birthday, so I'll let it slide.
>>2905539
But Miku we don't have spirits! HAHAHAHAAA!
>>2905407
>.Hack//G.U.
>>2905518
>pls don't tell me wat my ava likes or else i'll talk shit behidn ur back
>>2905533
It pains me. I don't like attention that pains me.
>>2905535
>he continues to bite you lip
>>2905534
TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL FIND WHATEVER HELLHOLE YOU RESIDE IN AND SLAUGHTER YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING LOVE
>>2905539
I'm sorry, but I reject your advances. Try again later.
>>2905544
>Why are you triggering me?
>>2905537
I-I just gotta pray to you? Um... i'll do that in the future! If that helps you!
>>2905543
>You know it.
>>2905551
How about me?! What rating do you give this exotic ingredient of a host?!
>>2905596
>Continues kissuing
>Due to lol angel powers she can't be kill
>>2905596
Biting lips is actually really sexy when you're kissing someone, keep at it man
>>2905579
Ain't known for bein a long distance shooter, but since it's your birthday, I'll try not to miss.
>>2905579
Wounded, almost out of ammo and I can't risl myself to become a zombie, so...time to reset!
>>2905578
>Fallout 3
Good goy
>>2905596
>pls no. I'll go back to bed, just don't bully me.
>>2905593
We might, you never know.
>>2905596
Fine, no birthday cake for you!
>>2905596
>how am I triggering you now soda pop?
>>2905570
Koo.
>>2905579
>>2905615
>
>>2905579
You shouldn't beg for death just like that little miss. It'll sure be granted.
I doubt a bunch of infected animals will actually give you what you're looking for, ma'am.
>>2905596
Your waifu's are fucking shit man. Especially Makoto, she's the devil's gift to this earth.
>>2905582
ok deal you me side but won lose i no betray you ok deal.
>>2905608
This. Fucking this.
>>2905407
Army Men Sarge's Heroes II.
There will never be another Army Men game ever again. Fuck.
>>2905619
>Note to self, bother you on steam more.
>>2905630
i lose littlefinger side ok deal
>cody
>>2905607
>>2905608
Th-that's actually sexual!? How the hell is biting someone's lip sexual!?
>he bites Stocking's neck instead
>>2905619
>shitposts shadow into the ERP thread
>>2905620
Good! I didn't want any anyways! Give it all to Endo instead.
>>2905576
Wh-What's his name? What's this plush doll's name? Is he like this demon king or some sort?
>>2905597
O-Of course! B-But that will bring me no money...
Magic does not mean I can just conjure up money!
>>2905579
I knew it would pay off to save his life.
>>2905593
I do get a bit more outspoken. And a liking to schlager music for some reason.
>>2905596
You must fight through that pain. Soon you will enjoy it.
>>2905630
Why is everyone begging me to shoot them today?
