HG thread
>if singles I'll sleep tonight
>>2903742
You need to leave right now. I'm not allowing someone to steal my students away from me.
>>2903768
Tomorrows my day off.
>>2903775
>Wh-why won't you let me make mistakes
>>2903771
goodnight! <3
>>2903790
(you)
>>2903785
Dr-Drugs?!
I-I don't, I'd never, that's horrible for your everything!
>>2903698
So your form grew into them
>As he said said grew he did a motion from his shoulders with both hands rotating them to the bottom of his pecs
>>2903710
Sweet. So when's the next time you plan to watch some?
>>2903752
Nah... lets see. I'm much more interested in people like Nursey, Freckles, Reds, Smugs, and Glooms as a few reminders, OH there was flats as well.
>You will never fuck Stocking
Why even live?
>>2903698 (Aussa)
I deserve that if it's directed to me. Sorry.
>>2903710 (Nurse)
I can tell, I know someone that's kind of like you, but probably not as bad as you, she isn't very fearful.
>>2903771
sIeep tight pupper
>>2903771
>tucks you in
>>2903819
Because it's sex, and it cannot possibly be much better than sex offered by actual humans. Hell, the hot ones generally don't put as much work into being good at sex.
>>2903818
...Could you not.
>>2903826
No, th'person in question.
>>2903819
Have you tried growing an Ahoge, then maybe i'd think about it.
>>2903819
>you will never take Stocking to prom
I'm just gonna find my waifu and bring her instead
>you will never fuck Mikan
Hand me a fucking gun, it's time to end it all.
>>2903621 (2hu flipper or something like that)
Uwaaaa!!
>falls head first to the roof
What the hell did you do!
>>2903634 (Loto)
Why is it bad for me? It's sleep, good for your skin..
>>2903650 (Aussa? I think?)
I did... Actually. Hotels gave an outrageous price, creepy dudes are insisting to stay at their house and literally no place for me to stay. So I take the stables...
>>2903679 (Tums guy)
Creeps? What creeps? Hehe.... Fine fine, I'll wake up.
>>2903753 (A person with IT as their filename)
AAAA!! S-Stop being forceful! Alright Alright I'll get up! I'll get up!
>>2903763
Anybody can, of course. However, I'll be heading off soon.
>>2903791
With every bullet so far, right?
>>2903818
I dunno. It seems a bit too convenient that you apparently don't want to beat around the bush and you've chosen her body as the bush.
>>2903847
Teacher of what, pray tell?
>>2903806
Don't
>>2903830
My name is end my suffering, not pupper.
>>2903843
Thanks I guess.
>>2903847
Leave my classroom!
>>2903863
Teacher of school.
>>2903859
Later Hikki
>>2903863
Har har. If I shot at you I'd have to fight a goddess. I don't like my odds.
>>2903847
...
Okay.
>He sits down.
>>2903818
...I normally watch them every friday, its a nice way to enter the weekend.
>>2903826
O-Oh, well that's good for them,I suppose...
>>2903852
You're into ahoges?
>>2903852
I'll try.
>>2903808
>takes (You) and examines it before returning it to you
No thanks. Please don't wake me up again.
>>2903847
What am I going to learn today teach! More Federation History?
>>2903847
I-I don't understand... at all... miss.
>>2903860
I'm talking about um... sleeping here. It's bad.
>Raven will never smooch your dick
Why even live at all?
>>2903855
...Are you trying to tell me something, Souda?
>>2903887
No shit? of course I am, they're fun to flick around and play with.
>>2903877
Goddess aren't quite as strong as they lead on, go for it faceless I have faith in you.
>>2903876
no u
>>2903872
No, it's our classroom, it's meant for teaching and learning!
>>2903882
Good.
What's the name of the dynasty of China during the 1500s?
>>2903812
Nope, nope. I'm wrong~! I've figured it all out, you're a clumsy ditz.
Daily reminder
>Post what you're listening to HG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2QdDbelmY
>>2903873
You look pretty young for that. Show me some credentials.
>>2903877
What you do while she sleeps won't hurt you.
>>2903847
>Her tone abruptly turns sharp
How about you LISTEN TO ME?
I. Am not enrolled. In ANY school. Even if I were, I'd be enrolled in one from MY world. I'm normally pretty tolerant of you ignorant folks, but I aint in th'mood.
>>2903860
A god. With financial difficulties. I just sleep in a clearin'.
>>2903911
Ming.
>>2903860
Good. You should not have been sleeping here whatsoever, why so many people decide to just up and sleep here is beyond me.
>>2903911
Is it the Shang Dynasty?
>>2903922
Tank reporting in and can confirm.
>>2903905
I got your voice mail. You didn't have to be so mean about it. A simple "Hey, go fuck thyself" would have been more than enough.
>>2903922
I can confirm this, as a healer.
>>2903914
That's actually pretty on point...
>>2903923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaJw6lqGFew&list=RDMMXMCYNH1EJTg&index=4
>>2903923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocVqHhVU3FU
>>2903911
Go find some that isn't preoccupied!
>>2903923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW3DTCIO5Zs
>>2903851
Honestly, some people here are handfulsz but they're not bad people, even Reimu.
>>2903883
What do you have a fear of, if you want I can tell you one of mine.
>>2903911
Qin!
>>2903945
Jeez, I said I'd humor you, fuck brain.
>>2903923
>Seven Nation Army
Great taste
>>2903930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyiyM7J2-jQ
>>2903923
ASMR
>>2903923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAIIKuSI2Z0
>>2903946
Can I dump my cum inside you?
>>2903923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pj5SntRn0
>>2903923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRD0ghlFSgk
>>2903984
Hi Fumi
>>2903923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUnOPlQNV24
>>2903924
You might, though.
>>2903851
Sure country girl.
>>2903860
Quite a few people would call me a creep since I tend to hit on girls. Then again I can't vouch for everyone else here when I say you don't know what someone would do to a sleeping girl.
>>2903863
Honestly if I find an interest in a girl, I'll ask what their hobbies are, or more about them. She got mad cause I was calling her country girl and told me her name. I made a bad joke about it and its just been a boulder rolling down hill since.
>>2903883
Then I'll try and find you on Fridays! It's a movie date.
>>2903923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv_wiDv6e_4
>>2903987
You'll have to find me first.
>>2903923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKBUUXm0eow
>>2903847
Fine, Is that what you wanted?
>sits over a flipped chair.
>>2903860
What have I done? Nothing exactly...
Just waking you up.
>>2904010
Challenge accepted!
>>2903970
Well outside of most people...not much really.
>>2904009
That actually sounds pretty nice...I've never had one of those before.
>>2903974
"Fuck brain?" Oh is your slutty whore sister around~
>>2903923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p17Q86Ewu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ArWgZuoB7g
>>2903895
I have no idea what you are talking abou- hey wait a minute aren't you a little too old for this class?
>>2903903
Don't worry, I'll help you understand, it's my duty as a teacher.
>>2903924
>she shows an ID with a completely grown version of her
See?
>>2903930
Meet me after the class, alright?
>>2903937
Correct, you win a sticker
>sticks a star sticker on the anon.
>>2903942
Incorrect.
>>2903965
But class is going to be finished in 2 minutes.
>>2903973
>bell rings
Oh well, that's it for today students.
Aussa, time for us to talk.
>>2903974
Love isn't funny. Love is a serious thing that people thrive on. If you're not serious about it, then I'll take some random girl off the streets.
>>2903995
>Yeah but why that picture?
>>2904035
Oh shut your fucking face, you used up Demon hoebag,
go back to fucking your sister.
>>2904025
>Flips you with my words.
>>2904025
Class is over now, good bye.
>>2904028
Just leave high level healer gear. They will come crawling out then you grab them by the hair. I should know I have experience in these fields.
>>2904045
Oh just take me to the prom, I know you just want to go, and frankly so do I, we don't even have to talk.
>>2904055
I just wanted to skip the post timer.
>>2904044
But class just started.
>>2904044
>eats sticker
It tastes sweet.
>>2904029
Wait really? You've never watched movies with a friend before?
>>2904029
Well, since you told me yours I'll say mine, I'm a robot so I don't have many, I just fear losing family.
>>2903923
https://youtu.be/LXt1jo57rKI
>>2904044
Uh... sure. Um, my name is L-Loto. By the way.
>>2904044
Am I the only one dressed in proper uniform?
>>2903970
Sometimes I just can't deal with this sorta thing.
>>2904009
Thanks. I guess.
>>2904044
This aint a school.
>>2904044
What this isnt the school for officer training? Im trying to make General here!
>>2903903
But I don't have any place to sleep! The Inn gave me an unfair charge of 100,000 Eris!
>>2903930
H-Hey I did not choose to fall into this place!.... Damn that Eris.... throwing me into this place
>>2903942
Huh? But it's not that bad...
>>2904009
That's impossible! I know people here have some morals!
>>2904025
B-But you flip y world upside down!!
>>2904055
>Chu
>>2904005
There you go. Might. It's not a guarantee.
>>2904009
Then get out of the way and wait until it gets to the bottom of the hill.
>>2904044
*looks at the ID, then back at you* One of these things is not like the other.
>>2904069
>>2904045
Stocking and Souda? Heh, I totally never would have guessed.
>>2904057
Do you talk to everyone with such a filthy mouth??
>>2904096
...Should I say all the names at once?
>>2904096
Pika?
I'm gonna host.
First 36!
>>2904099
You wouldn't try to kill an old friend, would you? What's a little gunplay between buddies?
>>2904095
I-I can give you... some money, if that will.. um... help.
>Does a suicide for attention
>>2904095
It is awful. You should not and cannot treat this place like a home, dozing off just anywhere! It is disrespectful to everyone else, even if most of them are degenerates.
>>2904121
Marceline the Vampire Queen
>>2904121
Baki
>>2904121
Clawdia
>>2904121
Roxy Lalonde
>>2904121
Maria and Harusame
>>2904121
Wiggins
>>2904121
Urabe
>>2904124
Bye.
>>2904121
Iida Tenya
>>2904121
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2904079
Well, I mean once, but other then that, no, not at all...
>>2904081
A robot huh...tha-that's awfully neat.
>>2904121
Loto
>>2904124
U-Uh... see ya?
>>2904121
Sol Badguy
>>2904121
Vic Viper
>>2904121
Cappy
>Female
>>2904121
Vino
>>2904121
Beldia Dullahan
>>2904124
Plain Bread Chan
>>2904121
Izuko Gaen
>>2904121
Spike Spiegel
>>2904121
Aussa
>>2904095
...You stuck here, too?
>>2904124
Oh, yeah, "time for us to talk", huh? Crazy girl....
>>2904121
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>2904121
Mercy
>>2904154
is she a qt oc?
>>2904121
Literally who.
>>2904121
Joris Cullen
>>2904085
No problem. You should totally wingma- winggirl for me sometime. Then if I'm actually getting out of hand you can hit me instead of whoever. It keeps me out of the clinic and stops me from calling you mounds all the time cause that's rude in front of others.
>>2904099
You don't get metaphors do you.
>>2904095
Hey, in hidden places like your bed people can lose morals.
>>2904121
Touko Fukawa
>>2904121
King Kaito
>>2904146
At least you believe me, thanks nurse.
>>2904085
I know, you seem like the kind of person who doesn't really care for comments on their body, but it's your work that matters. Was I close?
>>2904121
Yoh Asakura
>>2904121
Furry porn
>>2904121
Kirigiri
Kuga the Seales One
>>2904121
The 368th mobile infantry
>>2904124
Crazy lady...
>>2904069
>>2904099
She's acting horrible Raven. I can't deal with this much longer. She's so abusive and her taste in daytime TV is absolutely appalling.
>>2904121
Junko Enoshima
>>2904121
Koyomi Araragi
>>2904121
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>2904121
Gravelord Nito
>>2904121
Akiyama Mio
>>2904121
Machi
>>2904146
That's actually pretty surprising.
>>2904121
Kazuichi Souda
>>2904188
>seales
>>2904121
Izaya Orihara
Who here is too dedicated to HG?
>>2904121
Misato
>>2904121
Classy Raven
>>2904193
Listen here Soda-can, if you don't take me, I'll fucking drag you!
>>2904214
wiggins pls
>>2904121
Reaper
>>2904061
(noÊŽ)
>>2904095
Get used to that.
It will show you the world on another perspective!
>>2904121
Seija Kijin
>>2904227
You forgot an image on your entry
>>2904121
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2904214
>Living is too hard sometimes.
>>2904217
>I was.
>>2904178
...I'd rather not.
>>2904181
More or less, yeah.
>>2904133
>>2904136
>>2904137
>>2904138
>>2904139
>>2904141
>>2904144
>>2904145
>>2904146
>>2904147
>>2904148
>>2904152
>>2904154
>>2904156
>>2904165
>>2904166
>>2904168
>>2904171
>>2904173
>>2904176
>>2904177
>>2904178
>>2904179
>>2904181
>>2904183
>>2904185
>>2904187
>>2904188
>>2904191
>>2904195
>>2904196
>>2904200
>>2904202
>>2904204
>>2904208
>>2904211
Maybe if you actually roleplayed then I would actually host for you.
>>2904174
i guess you could say that
>>2904217
who here has hosted the most games?
>>2904227
H-HELP ME! STOCKING'S BEING REALLY AGGRESSIVE TOWARDS ME AND I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG! I NEED AN ADULT!
>>2904256
But roleplaying games are boring, let's play some Doom instead!
>>2904256
This wasn't funny the first time you did it, Hoshi.
>>2904256
The only thing I want to roleplay as is a dead person...
>>2904233
Pls what?
>>2904252
But spelling isn't living
>>2904256
Vice versa.
>>2904256
lmao what a bitch
>>2904267
I AM an adult~
>>2904242
I don't think I need to worry about it anymore.
>>2904267
THAT'S IT, COME HERE FUCK BREATH, WE'RE GOING TO PROM AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!
>>2904256
Roleplaying? Do I look like a 5 year old?
>>2904123
Well, I wouldn't be using a gun. Would it really be gunplay?
>>2904124
Hope you know your physics, lady.
>>2904178
I do. Should I have told you that I was extending it instead of assuming you'd catch on?
>>2904182
You're so head over heels for him that you've lost your face. How cute.
>>2904193
>>2904267
How bad is her taste in daytime TV?
>>2904267
>>2904296
Don't be an idiot and go with the girl, silly mechanic.
>>2904217
I'm here nearly all day and I only get about 3 (You)s and all of them are from samefagging. You can't feed a fucking family of 12 on that shit I need a raise
please god give me the (You)S
>>2904296
I was all ready to swap you in, too.
Oh well
>>2904306
It wouldn't be fair if I gave you a gun when you can conjure up magic missiles, Rae.
>>2904296
>>2904267
...
Please tell me this is a joke.
>>2904210
We-Well it shouldn't...I am trash, no one wants to hang out with trash.
>>2904329
Its pure aggression, I'm taking him so I can murder him.
>>2904306
Seriously, shut up, Raven.
>>2904265
Fine.
>>2904254
Shame.
>>2904265
>>2904256
Fuck you both.
>>2904290
Hit the nail on the head sis.
>>2904306
I'd say you caught me. Since I don't really know you all that much classy I didn't know whether to take you seriously or to make assumptions.
>>2904333
Your not trash. Your a pretty cute girl with a quirky personality. The nurse get up could go for something else but it adds to the quirkiness.
>>2904125
R-Really? I mean cough. Of course, I am the Goddess Aqua, I expect getting many tributes like this!
>bows
Please lend me some money!
>>2904131
Degenerates? Are they like rapists or something like that?
>>2904168
Until I killed the demon king.
>>2904178
I am pretty sure, people are way more respectful than the other world!
>>2904237
Nooooo!
Fine! You're a demon right! I'll just force you to turn the world around again!
>casts light magic
TURN UNDEAD!!
>>2904346
>tfw i thought that was actually nue for a second
f-fuck
>>2904279
>You need to feel alive to type correctly.
>>2904267
>>2904296
>uncontrollable laughter
>>2904329
Let them do it, it's freaking hilarious.
>>2904254
I'm sorry as well, I know it's a little insulting to have your personality guessed at, I just wanted to know.
>>2904333
You sure it's not the drugs?
>>2904358
It just aint my thing.
>>2904366
...We talkin' "past tense" here?
>>2904380
Eh, it's fine. I try not 'ta get offended easily.
>>2904256
What in th' gods' names are you talkin' about?
>I literally am.
>>2904366
Other world... you caught me what?
>>2904384
>General Hospital
There is no help, you are beyond saving friend. There is no way to kill a demon such as this.
>>2904325
Would it be fair if I promised to only use the gun?
>>2904345
*smirk* When do we get to participate in your wedding games?
>>2904358
Well, you know what they say about what happens when you assume things...
>>2904384
Well, that's too bad. You're stuck with her.
>>2904384
YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR THE DRESS, AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT, NOW CONFIRM IT, YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH!
>>2904379
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE YOU TOO!
>>2904256
Maybe if you actually hosted then I would've considered putting you in the roster~!
>>2904345
Oh. Give him a few smacks for me, I won't be going to that stupid dance.
>>2904379
Only because it's born from rage.
>>2904384
No.
>>2904368
>getting scared by an erp boogieman here
son what the hell is the matter with you?
>>2904366
Yes. I have been kissed many times and climbed around on like a jungle gym. I would not be surprised if they did worse to women.
>>2904405
Marginally. Have you ever even fired a gun?
>>2904384
What is it Kazuichi? You look very a popular male among the girls already, I'm sure you don't need anything from me.
>>2904408
B A S E D
>>2904411
I'm going to give him so many smacks her won't be able to see straight for five whole months, your smacks should add an extra two whole months, I'll add them with pride.
>>2904406
Like you'd be successful.
>>2904411
And hatred, gotta love the mix of rage and hatred.
>>2904406
>>2904167
>>2904345
Make this swap, I don't need to be in.
If you can't tell, her name is Stocking.
>>2904408
>>2904234
>>2904408
It looks correct.
>>2904412
>implying i was scared and not hoping for it
>>2904366
>Loto takes out a big coin purse, and dig in it for money. Loto then gives the goddess the money she needs.
T-Take it... Oh! My name is... um, Loto. I-I'm a Hero.
>>2904408
I have a healer on my team! Too bad I'm sort of cheating with unlimited lives.
>>2904402
Then kill me! I wanna die and be happy for once!
>>2904405
Can't you do a spell and reverse this?
>>2904406
I'M TELLING JUNKO IN YOU!
>>2904411
Please kill me
>>2904408
Nice. Let's get to it.
>>2904121
Scanty~
>>2904408
Send swaps my way. XX:45 The game will start.
>>2904438
Noted, little boy. That little fat tub-tub should be happy that you're a true hero~!
>>2904406
This is really hot, actually. Can I switch with Souda?
>>2904391
No wonder you get so many kills, you're very strong, in both mind and body. Heh, I wish I could say the same about myself.
>>2904358
im not ur sis, bro
>>2904408
nice
>>2904366
H-Hey, What are you doing, you weakling?!
You're not going to force me to turn the world again!
>>2904452
Look, I'm Stocking too! There's no escape!
>>2904391
Shame shame shame.
>>2904408
Thanks for this.
>>2904405
Assumptions make an ass out of you.
>>2904455
Your late sunburn.
>>2904408
L-Looks good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SGLHxfeZ1w
>>2904408
Uhh...thanks, I guess?
>>2904408
Excellent the adventurers are good for something it seems.
>>2904452
In!?
>>2904456
Thank you kindly.
>>2904486
>Forgot picture in rage
reeeEEEEEEEE
>>2904375
I disagree. Typing is almost an autonomic function for me.
>>2904474
(Heh I realize that, oh well~)
>>2904488
I want to go in Junko.
>>2904437
Always.
>>2904434
It's appreciated.
>>2904452
Not yet. I want to watch you writhe in agony like the worm you are first.
>>2904408
>>2904499
No.
>>2904505
Automatic.
>>2904358
...D-Do you mean it, really?
>>2904390
I don't take drugs, drugs are horrible!
>>2904408
Hey, much obliged!
>>2904474
>She simply shrugs in response
>>2904463
After th'hell I went through growin' up, ya had 'ta be strong in spirit.
>She grins a bit
>>2904465
I'm not your bro, kitty.
>>2904506
I'm just taking a guess that your sun burn.
>>2904408
All according to plan. I'll be here all week when you need someone to host.
>>2904505
Do this pose next time you take pics.
>>2904391
Future. I have not killed the demon king yet...
I wish I can... But all I have was a petty healing spell, resurrection spell and water spells. I am no Tanker, I am just a support! I take the Arch-Priestess Class..
>>2904392
The other world! The world where the demon king rules with an iron fist! Where people are in grave danger from the demon king's rule! And we must stop this demon king in order for world peace!
You get what I mean?
>>2904420
W-Well... This place gives many hugs and kisses... I thought it's just a custom here....
>>2904487
I-I THOUGHT YOU'RE DEAD!!
>>2904139
(I'm going shopping so I won't be able to rp at all, so you don't need to swap me in. Thank you though <3)
>>2904499
Sorry, but I'm not mentally challenged. I might send you to a certain neurologist I know, he'll be able to solve what little deficiency you've got stuck in your shiny spectrum of autism ufufu~!
>>2904509
Don't worry little girl, I'm not all that much of an idiot~!
>>2904509
>gives cookie
>>2904422
Put me out of my misery...
>>2904472
Do you like General Hospital, Stocking?
>>2904486
IT DOES WHEN I'M THE ONE THAT HAS TO SUFFER THROUGH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH NOISES YOU FAT BITCH
>>2904488
In! Get her in you stat!
>>2904488
You, woman with the cute handsome bears, I demand my name to be Onion in that dance thing.
>>2904227
>>2904267
I thought he "appeared in the thread to yell about how he wants to take Stocking to the prom"?
>>2904508
Why!? I'm giving you permission to kill me, and you're blowing it off ! Stop acting like a smug little shit and do what you've always wanted to do!
>>2904547
YEAH, WELL YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT SOMEONE'S TAKING YOU TO PROM, YOU LITTLE FUCKING WORM!
>>2904421
Hmm, can't say that I have. As you suggested before, I haven't needed to.
>>2904452
It would take an arcane sequence the likes of which has never been attempted. I think you'd be better off learning to like General Hospital.
>>2904474
Pretty much. But there is hope for you yet, mister blond donkey.
>>2904486
>>2904504
No, I meant wedding as in wedding. You and Souda declaring your undying love for each other by partaking in an ancient ritual signifying your two lives becoming one. Until death do you part, you know?
>>2904547
>Sucks toes
Very tasty~
>Kyo
>>2904538
What? Oh it's the low level priest. Of course I am dead, I am a dullahan after all.
>>2904510
No. Autonomic, as in a task performed by my autonomic nervous system, such as breathing.
>>2904537
Alright.
>>2904538
W-Well it is, but that is like saying it is okay for a cult to slaughter goats because it is a custom here. Being molested is against the rules, custom or not.
>>2904539
>It's some autistic cunt who's always trying to swap me out.
>>2904541
Thanks.
>>2904542
>Eats slowly.
>>2904538
Sooo...you're stuck here 'till you can do that....Heck, that makes two'a us. I stepped through a portal 'round half a year ago an' here I am since.
I don't even know of any demon kings 'round here, anyhow.
>>2904448
>grabs the coin purse
And mine's Aqua. The Goddess of water. The Worshiped Goddess of the Axis Sect.
>>2904471
F-Fine!
>casts a stronger light magic
DIVINE TURN UNDEAD!!
>>2904562
But I hate him, with an undying passion...
>>2904557
>Punches Souda in the face.
T-There... happy now?
>Hugs the poster below
