Izayas "I really should be getting ready for work or getting ready to kill myself" games
Something something tributes.
I don't fucking know...Maybe 256 of them sounds good...Yeah give me 256 tributes.
Rules
Fuck off
If you get in a edrama fight during my games you'd better fucking win it
>>2891491
Clawdia
>>2891491
Fujiwara no Mokou
Colonel Sanders
Fumi Kanno
Sagume Kishin
Rito Yuuki
Millia Rage
Mahiru Koizumi
Trusty Patches
Yukine
>>2891487
>>2891468
>no deal I guess...
>>2891490
>laugh more
Kuga the Sealed One
>>2891491
King Kaito
Navy SEALs
Sanae Kochiya
>>2891491
Rika
Kirihime Natsuno
>>2891467
Oh, oooooh, alright, I'll get you more drinks, you'll have a lot, so you might want to make more room for them.
The Player
Seiba
>>2891518
......
These guys
>>2891524
Did you mean 'saber'
Resident Lumberjack Arsonist
>not actually him, just entering it
mikan Tsumiki
>>2891526
silent, as always
Fumi's and Aussa's fuck toy.
Nikolai Gogol
The 366th mobile infantry
Celes
Spinal
Misato
Gogolai Nikol
>>2891534
.....
>Nods.
>>2891514
You're bad at this.
>>2891490
>If i deliver you'll play a character of my choice for al eternity!
>>2891476
No thank, I'm perfectly comfortable in my chair. Who are you?
Brownie
>>2891529
Why would you think so?
Lord Beerus
>>2891547
Because that's Engrish
Iida Tenya
Captain America
Mira.
>>2891545
Just a passing soul.
>>2891549
I like it more in Engrish.
>>2891521
There'll be plenty.
>She squirms away and presses a button
>The hatch of the tank unlocks with a lick and hiss
show us your protag Avas.
And no you don't count, Harem protag man.
What mode are we playin?
Tamaki Suoh
>>2891568
>>2891545
I don't check the thread before rolling
>mobile
That way it's not cheating...
>>2891563
and thank you.
>get out of the tank and gets on his bike
I'll see you later!
>rides in the speed of lightning
>>2891568
>>2891568
Do you mean "main character" by that?
>>2891568
In theory, shouldn't protagonist characters be somewhat difficult to play in a distinctive manner, since they are designed to be somewhat easy to identify/self-insert?
>>2891567
>I will! Get on steam and I'll tell you my conditions.
>>2891560
You look alive to me, physycaly at least, that expression of yours reminds me of myself.
>>2891579
>Lets out sigh of relief
>Collapses on floor of tank and just lies there for a while
Koyomi Araragi
>>2891568
>>2891585
I don't know what you're talking about but as long as a fair maiden wishes to find her place, she can certainly insert herself into the empty seat by my side.
>>2891587
I'm already on steam...
>>2891593
Kawaiiyomi Aryaryagi
>>2891544
Shouldn't you be in the Lunar Capital?
There's no need for you to come to Earth anymore, I fixed that problem
>>2891571
They tend to say that arriving late is fit for a gentleman, but in the end that's just an idiotic excuse, isn't it?
>>2891568
>Its either Jaime or Kurusu desu baka senpai
Fuck
monster girls suck.
>>2891599
And you want to insert yourself in every fair lady, you fucker.
>>2891593
Too late!
Twenty pushups!
>>2891608
It's not like I wanted you to mess with my name.
Good job at behaving.
>>2891608
Looks fine, needs blood.
>>2891609
You suck!
>>2891603
T-That's a really weird name.
>>2891608
WHAT MODE ARE WE PLAYIN????
>>2891609
Rachnera can certainly ''suck'' anytime she wants.
>>2891608
Swap me for this constantly late god.
>>2891516
>>2891548
Please.
>>2891626
ramram please go
<3
You niggers want me to bump this shit to 36?
>>2891618
I mean I can if you want.
Freckles.
>>2891608
That's 232 less tributes than you promised, but let's start
>>2891601
I'm sorry to inform you that we do not provide those services at the Ouran High School Host Club!
>>2891605
There's a reason the phrase "Stylishly Late" just won't die. That would be gentleman like me whose entry should be saved for the very last!
>>2891618
Pushups?! Just for getting distraacted?!
>>2891631
It would be appreciated.
>>2891560
>>2891523
>>2891608
Swap this.
>>2891639
You weren't fast enough! You need to work on your physical capabilities!
>>2891631
I never said that, Creepy Izaya.
>>2891610
Ah, here is a person who hasn't yet reached the maturity our high society expects from it's members.
Perhaps whatever you're assuming me to be may be the limitations of your understanding of the hosting profession, but I can say for sure it's nothing of the crude sort. I just wish to make my guests smile.
>>2891630
Fuck off Mion/Shion/Airi
>>2891604
...... The problem wasn't entirely fixed.
>>2891652
its members*
>>2891608
Ready to g-
>>2891631
Oh...sure! More people sounds fun.
>>2891631
If you wouldn't mind.
>>2891657
Alright, I'll keep my eyes open
>>2891636
I hope sitting at the sideline stylishly will be as enjoyable as being late was for you.
>>2891650
I'm in peak physical condition... I just got distracted by something else that I had to do.
>>2891628
Much Appreciated
>>2891673
Seconded.
>>2891666
Look at me Celes-chan. I shall have you all begging to be eliminated from the games to join me as I watch the poor tributes sweat and toil under the burning arena sun!
I will release jealously into the air like a plague of locusts, feeding on your will to compete until you give in to the desire of basking in glorious freedom, like me! Ha ha!
>>2891671
No way, you're just trying to talk yourself out of this.
Then tell me, what distracted you?
>>2891681
Booty
Three more
>>2891650
That it, You're freckles.
>>2891673
>>2891678
I could say the same, but I'm sure that I would change my mind the second I saw your faces.
>>2891680
So you mean that your presence decreases my will to play this game with my life on the line? If that is true, would you kindly leave in this instant?
>>2891665
......
>>2891690
Aussa
>>2891688
>Not sucking the dick of your friends
It's like you don't have any.
>>2891690
René Descartes
>>2891688
Oh anon, not again...
>>2891696
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
>>2891690
Sakura
I heard Blue Beatle's secret identity is that guy who gets molested by the monster girls.
>>2891568
>this realization I have no protag avas
>>2891690
Lil Jon
>>2891681
I'm not trying anything, it's true... I was just, eh, talking with someone.
>>2891684
Oi!
Alright, We're all good now?
>>2891713
You want the booty you need the booty
>>2891719
>You forgot Celestia. Or not, whatever
>>2891719
district 2 is fucked up
>>2891719
>>2891539
No we are not "good" now. Fix your mistake, peasant.
>>2891708
N-No, don't be stupid...
[HEAVY BREATHING]
>>2891705
I am going to win this.
>>2891719
Let's go!
>>2891690
That's not my name, Creepy Izaya!
Geez, why don't you come up with something better than that?
>>2891713
Then... don't get youtself distracted! And I won't have to watch you do pushups!
>>2891684
>>2891713
huuuh, was that it?
>>2891719
Oh. I'm with her.
...I guess there's worse things.
>>2891693
I didn't mean it like that and you know it! You shouldn't forget the increase of you will to join me in the glorious outsides of the arena! If you look past the bones and rusty swords littered about, should be a much better place to relax with your favorite host!
I... I want to stay for you at least! I'll make the others kill themselves to join me because let's not kid ourselves, whatever I do here won't affect you in the slightest, my dear!
>>2891719
Not really. Some of the pictures are fucked up and i think you skipped Mira.
>>2891729
Maybe you shouldn't have said that
Natsuki Subaru!
>>2891719
Wh-What is this?! That's not me!
>>2891728
Only one way to find out!
SNAKE-CHAN!
>>2891721
I'm not a pirate.
>>2891733
But it's something I really had to do, there was no other option.
I-I don't know what he's talking about, maybe something about pirates.
>>2891751
Pirates? Where?
They'd make for an excellent subject!
>>2891753
Looks like I'm better as persuading than I thought I was. Thanks crab girl. This one goes out to you.
>>2891744
Good job being late tracksuit! Oh and good morning.
>>2891740
There's a reason why I said that.
>>2891758
I don't think there are any arround, he's just seeing things.
>>2891758
>Pirates kidnap the girl and plunder her booty
>>2891735
If you think that your actions do not affect me at all, why would my need to sit next to you increase so high that I would choose that instead of winning another one of these games?
I see nothing good coming out of wasting my time, while I could become the one taking another trophy home and the money that comes with it.
>>2891719
KAKAKAKAKAKAKA!
>>2891766
Did you plan on losing?
>>2891762
I can't help that I was late. I have things I had to do, like go to the grocery story and finish off some boss from some game.
>>2891723
>>2891727
Yeah yeah fixed.
>>2891737
Thanks for that mane.
>>2891753
Sure.
Alright, Now what else have I fucked up in my sleep deprived state apart from my life?
>>2891746
OH FUCK ME, NO!
>runs away
>>2891760
Just make them bleed!
>>2891781
Convince stores and grocery stores are different and you can pause games!
>>2891771
Maybe I could serve as... well.. you know a distraction for the other people so you can knock them over the head or say mean things to catch them off guard and things like that...
Maybe I can carry the trophy home for you so you wouldn't have to strain your arms after a long tiring day of winning...?
>>2891790
Much better...
>>2891800
>>2891790
>>2891798
>>2891771
And it was an act all along! Ha ha! I have fooled you all into thinking I was going to be sitting out this contest! Worry not, Celes-chan! I'll knock everyone out of the way and somehow find a quiet shack in some corner of the arena and starve to death!
>>2891790
Thank you for not being a complete failure, or at least one that can fix their mistakes.
>>2891798
So you're saying that you would act useful for once? How kind of you.
>>2891774
>Nods.
>>2891790
Let's get this show on the road!
>>2891770
Wha-
>>2891800
That wasn't here a minute ago! They came out of nowhere!
>>2891790
Being first in line looks right to me.
>>2891793
I mean, I'll have to if I want to win, but I want to try and avoid making people bleed for no reason. Bleeding out isn't fun for anybody.
>>2891797
They're not different! You can get your groceries at a convenience store as well. I do it almost all the time.
Going to guess the lack of complaining means it's fine.
The Strongest, The Faggots and the Fabulous all make their appearance in these games it seems.
>>2891822
I don't know what to say to this...
>>2891822
Th-That's not true... That's not true at all!
>>2891822
The game does not lie!!!
Look at me! I'm the brightest of them all!
>>2891822
Such a troublesome person. I just simply complimented his beard.
>>2891822
WHAT IN THE GODS' NAME!?
>>2891812
Then you better protect me now! Go ahead!
>>2891822
>>2891841
Isn't that normal? I thougth that happens every time we entered.
>>2891814
Sure sure, but you still called it a convenience store...
>>2891822
I already knew this.
>>2891814
I hate you.
>>2891822
Mikan wants some of that tasty chicken from the Colonel...I can't blame her really popcorn chicken is pretty tasty.
Seiba continues the killing but unfortunately for her Patches the Hyena was just abit to quick
And Celes gets down and dirty, Oh lala~
...Oh and arena event next slide.
Have fun.
>>2891844
You don't have to tell me that... But I think they're gone.
>>2891851
I should shoot them all back at you...
1-3 AK
4-6 AI
7-9 M
0 C
>>2891844
I was back at my clearin' like, minutes ago! I was studying!
...So, no!
>>2891851
What...?
>>2891851
That bastard better die soon! He's so damn annoying!
>>2891851
And of course my role as comedy relief never ends...
>>2891845
Tomato tomatoe. You're complaining for no reason.
>>2891849
You hate me because I won't murder people for you? Don't you think that's kind of evil?
>>2891851
RNGesus is a fraud. All the church want's from you is their RNGbucks, and they're roping you people in like sheep.
>>2891851
I will make sure to send the bill to our dear host...This dress is too expensive for this place...
>>2891860
That's dissappointing. I really wanted to get a good shot of them.
>>2891863
I thought you had to volunteer to enter here. Is that not what you did?
>>2891869
Nope! I'd gladly kill someone for Squidgirl.
>>2891844
>>2891860
>The pirates look at the boy cautiously as a few of them carry the girl into the brig
>>2891864
>>2891851
Death!
Get your death here!
Hot off the presses!
>>2891870
Do I look like I have money?
>>2891877
I sure as heck don't remember enterin' this time.
>>2891890
ACK!
>>2891890
Perfect.
>>2891809
It appears I've outlived my usefulness...
>>2891879
I'm not going to pander to your silly God of blood. I'll do as I please, but if it ends with me killing someone, then I don't see why I can't dedicate it to you. I'll collect it and throw it on you.
>>2891890
Quick, grab all his chicken before you die!
>>2891810
I see...
>>2891890
>
>>2891869
Honestly I always complain about nothing, because I am actually pretty happy where I am, oh also you missed Miku she was here for a bit last night.
>>2891890
And following all that death we have a funeral...I'm putting you all in a ditch. Not separate ditches. A ditches.
Also git gud
>>2891883
I hope you starve to death or die of something really, really painful!
>>2891890
Huh...? What're you doing with that scalpel Miss-
>>2891902
In more than one way
>>2891890
I'm sure that the court will find ways to get some money out of you for my clothes and the injuries I just suffered in that Arena.
>>2891902
And when a decoy was needed you were not there because of that. What a shame.
>>2891877
But why? You shouldn't get too close to the-
>>2891882
Oi!
>he starts punching and kicking the pirates
>>2891890
No! Not Suplex City!
This is actually horrifying
>>2891918
>>2891890
NO!
Izaya, I'm blaming you for this!
>>2891882
Get off of me!
>>2891897
That's odd. Maybe you lost your memory?
>>2891921
Do something!
>>2891909
Sh-she was!? You're not trying to get me excited for no reason, are you? You know I hate being rused into thinking important people are here!
>>2891912
F in peace.
>>2891912
Mokou fucks up a trick and Fumi and her fucktoy are working together on a plot.
>>2891924
>>2891890
Just great.
>>2891912
I'd poke fun at technically lasting longer than the priestess, but we were teammates that wrong.
...Better luck next time, I guess?
>>2891924
>>2891930
I expect you to do better next time.
>>2891936
>he gives her bloodied fries chicken
Here, I got this from the old man I killed. There's no need to thank me.
>>2891928
I dunno, I mean, I live here now basically, so maybe it just decided "why not".
>She briefly takes off her glasses and examines them
>>2891930
>Fumi's panties talking to Fumi
kek
>>2891928
I am trying!
>>2891930
Yukine is being a little shit and Mikan is being humiliated...Just another day at the office.
>>2891928
Huh, I don't have control over this.
I just watch from my commentators booth and laugh.
>>2891929
Of course she was, I swear I told you she hosts sometimes, what would I gain from exciting you for no reason, if anything this should make you sad you missed her...
>>2891924
This needs to be exterminated.
>>2891920
Fragile is the host's body, nothing compared to his will of fire, which in the end means nothing in the face of a rampaging beast.
At least my life insurance money will do until next game, won't it...?
>>2891930
I shouldn't be laughing so much about that event but it's just too funny.
>>2891949
>eats it in a mad manner
>>2891958
Heeey, why're you running away from me? I just wanna have a little chat with you!
>>2891960
No, it means she'll be back again, and when she appears I won't go easy on her!
>>2891958
Kuga maybe should have unsealed so he couldn't be so easily taken down.
Mikans being the dirty woman she is.
>>2891953
Oh trust me, It gets better.
>>2891958
>>2891956
Try some more than that, they're still around!
>>2891958
Don't laugh about me! Why are you laughing?
>>2891951
I think your glasses won't be the cause of this.
>>2891978
>>2891971
Couldn't you have waited until I left to eat it like...that?
>>2891978
Yeah, like peace has done anything for anyone ever.
>>2891978
Don't die.
>>2891978
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>
>>2891984
Yeah, I know. Just makin' sure they didn't get scuffed up after...all'a that. Plus it's just nice takin' them off now an' then.
>She shrugs, putting them back on
>>2891976
What do you mean by that? She already has a prom date, if that's what you mean.
>>2891964
Maybe, maybe not. Probably not. I will just wait out the next round. Maybe you will prove to be somewhat useful in that one.
>>2891978
And just when you thought we had enough death, The Feast pops around.
Make sure to show up and fill up on food.
Because that's totally not a bad idea
:
^)
>>2891984
Because laughing at you is fun.
>>2891992
Stop yelling in my arena.
It disturbs the birds.
>>2891984
Maybe we should find a place for you to hide until they are gone.
>>2891921
>>2891956
>You kick a few off into the ocean, but as they start repeling your advance, you realize there are just too many for one unarmed man to handle
"Fuck off to port, lubber!"
>sneak sneak sneak
>>2892005
My apologies. I am not sure what came over me.
>He bows.
>>2892003
Permission to rest until my next appearance...?
>>2892000
...Oh. Is that so...
>>2892005
I-I thought we were friends!
>>2892005
Iida is fucking brutal man...
>>2892015
Just don't make a habit of it.
>>2892014
I can hear you, y'know!
>>2892005
.....
>>2892015
You just like your meat raw huh?
>>2892023
Uhmm, Tracksuit? Is something wrong...?
>>2892026
>>2892030
>quietly plants a bomb
>sneak sneak sneaks away
>>2892020
Now you act like a dog? I have to give you permission for every little thing? Of course you can, puppy-kun.
>>2892033
I uh...I think I'm gonna go die somewhere.
>>2891994
Maybe I'm overanalyzing this, but how are you going to spot tiny scratches on your glasses, without wearing your glasses? Should I take a look at them for you?
>>2892005
It's not for me! You have to keep that in mind! Laughing at other people is bad!
>>2892010
Finally, that sounds like a good idea.
But where?
>>2892041
>Encases bomb in crystal
Honestly....
>>2892046
good
>>2892026
From killing Yukine to straight up not even turning up.
What a legend.
>>2892011
I'm not letting you take her.
>keeps advancing fighting as many pirates as he can
>>2892052
Why do you hate me so much no face?
>>2892059
because ur a fag
>>2892050
>Stops time.
>Places bomb in your clothing.
>Unfreezes bomb.
>Bomb goes off.
>You dead.
>You like this.
>>2892054
RULES-SENPAI
>>2892043
How are you today?
>>2892046
Oh come on now, you haven't even met her yet! Don't be so distraught about this.
>>2892045
Thank you, it's not so bad being a dog, Celes-chan. I recommend it once in a while.
>>2892047
I'm near-sighted, so there's that. But hey, feel free if ya think so, lady.
>Uh, nice image.
>>2892054
>
>>2892054
Please someone make a shot of that event for reasons.
>>2892047
Lock yourself in a room and don't make a sound.
>>2892054
>That fumi event
>>2892063
Is there a chance for me to change for you? I'll do whatever it takes, even if it means dying over and over again. I want to become better for you.
>>2892073
I can't help it. I have no hope for the future. Everything is futile, and I don't see any reason to continue onward.
>>2892073
Go away. My week is going swimmingly but you are ruining it.
>>2892086
give me a kiss and i'll be nice
>>2892054
Dumb shit happens...I'm tired.
>>2892047
...what happpened?
>>2892046
>>2892048
