Welcome now, to the still uncomfortably-numbered 9.7th Gielinor Games. I am Armadyl, god of justice, and on this day I shall take 24 of you to the world of Runescape.
Good luck, and may justice always have a place in your hearts.
Also, a poll for future events that I'd remembered, it lacks Defense, but in due time;
http://poal.me/p3jzc7
>>2890352
Maria and Harusame
snektits
>>2890352
Brad
Iroquois Pliskin
Mikan Tsumiki
Vampy
Eggman-kun
Akiyama Mio
LALACO GODSPEED
The Player
Mahiru Koizumi
>>2890352
Rika
Blue Beetle
>>2890352
Ririchiyo
Bikko
Koyomi Araragi
![LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NT5ctf5.jpg "LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg")
Asakura Ryoko
Iida Tenya
>>2890352
Jun Watarase
Lord Beerus
Yukine
Brock Lesnar
Cutest shark
>>2890376
(AHHH! I'm dumb.)
Cappy
>Female
Misato
100% Full Power Duane
>>2890381
Oh fuck can't stop laughing
>>2890383
>throws off a cliff
Leave Horn-sama alone
>>2890383
What are you doing?
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Velouria
>>2890393
W-what are you laughing at!?
>>2890352
Loto
>>2890402
>throws off a cliff
>>2890401
I've seen scarier beings.
>>2890402
nothing
How are we?
>>2890408
>flies below and looks at underwear
>>2890410
Pussy slaying district.
>>2890410
Looks fine, lets get going.
>>2890410
Looks good
>>2890411
No
>>2890410
Looks fine...
>>2890416
Hey i was thinking about something regarding the prom. Have you thought about asking Don Patch?
>>2890410
Give him (>>2890404) my spot (>>2890375), please.
Fuck, I missed it. Rip chance to insert "noob trying to do barrows runs"
>>2890427
I'm literally taking the suit, so uh, maybe next time.
>>2890410
>>2890398
Forfeit my spot to this brat, if you would be so kind.
>>2890421
>white panties
I expected them to be black honestly
>>2890435
Is that even allowed?
>>2890438
Your assistance wasn't needed but it's appreciated.
>>2890441
Apparently, cause the suit confirmed.
This is some next level loneliness man.
hi
>>2890450
Hello
>>2890448
So you prefer the loneliness instead of going with someone?
>>2890457
Forgot pic
>>2890446
Yeah yeah, just hush up and give me a reason not to regret it.
>>2890457
...Oops. Lovely start.
>>2890457
Aikawa should make a tool where you can't forget posting the pic
>>2890456
Can't really say no to a thing literally connected to me, now can I, anon?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
>>2890471
okay
>>2890464
This peace makes me wonder how long this will las-
>Chomp
Nevermind.
>>2890471
10/10
>>2890463
>>2890464
By the looks of it old people are really helpful these days. I won't disappoint any of you.
>>2890473
>>2890469
Well technically you can.
>>2890479
wake up
>slaps butt
To the fallen direct your respects;
Yukine
Ririchiyo
>>2890473
Immediately to peace, eh...? At least that's one skilled kitten.
At least she didn't steal his pudding.
>>2890480
Yeah, but if I hurt its feelings, just imagine what it could do to me!
>>2890486
Then just go all three of you.
>>2890491
Can I even do that?
>>2890485
And peace broken with a bang. Meanwhile, a certain photographer tries to be a voice of reason.
Heroes these days, so unimaginative.
>>2890494
I don't see a problem.
I miss 'deez nuts' jokes
Hey guys do you have the waifu chart template
Souls....
>>2890498
Are you going to untie that kid? It wouldn't be a fair race otherwise.
>>2890498
Seriously, it makes no sense. I can just make my own with some paper.
>>2890503
Post ohayou's
>>2890498
...
>>2890504
>>2890508
Thanks, friendo
Bo.
Pay your respects to Iroquois Pliskin and Lord Beerus for some easy Prayer XP
>>2890498
Did you just steal that poor engineer's dagger, man? That's all she had outside of that machine of hers for self-defense.
Ah, dragonfire and giants, you need to watch out for them.
Zamorak worship...? It all makes sense, now!
>>2890507
If you were on Earth, perhaps. Here, however, it's quite impossible.
>>2890510
>rapes
>>2890515
No wuckas, matey.
>>2890520
>>2890520
I don't see why not, and I need no bootcamp either.
>>2890523
[scared mute noises?]
>>2890520
There was nothing to do in that island... Stupid cat.
>>2890520
Practice, training, and questing. Also a bit of axe-based violence.
>>2890528
How things work on Gielinor are simply fundamentally different. For example, you could eat 28 entire chocolate cakes without becoming any the less healthy. In fact, it would have healing properties.
>>2890519
Rather busy here, if you don't mind.
>>2890504
Go to Soul Wars, you'll find plenty there.
>>2890539
That doesn't sound so bad...
>>2890519
>Dives in to tank
>Hides
>>2890545
As someone else reached a similar conclusion about.
>>2890539
I'm kind of sorry, but not really, you can never trust a snake, of any kind.
>>2890551
That's insane. I will never end up like that!
The fallen are as followed;
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Jun Watarase
Maria and Harusame
Miia
>>2890539
The engineer should really do something about that, that's really not normal for cats....
Araragi and Ryoko make some smart choices.
>>2890561
At least cooking in Gielinor also takes mere seconds if you have the proper supplies to prepare such foods.
>>2890569
Call me a wuss if you want, bu I'm not fighting him on my own ever again.
>>2890539
It's a force of habit.
>>2890546
Come out, I'm not going to hurt you.
>>2890519
I will consume you.
My regards to young lady Vampy.
>>2890569
Mild racism, hand genocide, tortoise riding, botched cooking, and, ultimately, peace.
>>2890581
Such a strange diet for species.
![LOVEEDITION[170038].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7qTZdCE.jpg "LOVEEDITION[170038].jpg")
>>2890569
I'd rather not blow my changes of getting further in the games by playing your own.
>>2890581
>Pokes head out of hatch
>Panickledy throws screwdriver
>Misses horribly
>>2890587
I thought you would be able to complete any quest on your own without too much effort.
>>2890587
It almost looks like a photo.
>>2890587
People continue to bide their time and stock up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYzkm7Z_pFE
>>2890585
How about no.
>>2890587
Sheesh
>removes mask
You need a lot of luck if you think that'll work.
>>2890604
Finally, some action! And also an excess of rubber chickens. Again.
Does that beast remind you of something, photographer? We don't really have much use of them besides their horns.
>>2890612
>Continues throwing random tools
>>2890616
I don't particularly feel like listing them.
My word, things were more active in here during that 2-day game.
>>2890604
>>2890597
Come on, if you really want them, I'll help you get them.
>>2890616
We're going to take all of our enemies to Suplex City.
>>2890624
>they happened to miss the Youkai
Lucky lucky, or not, it could be just you being a very horrible shot, what's so scary about my face anyway?
>>2890612
You remind me of the ones that destroyed my home.
>>2890616
>>2890629
Thanks, but what do you expect in return?
>>2890634
Destroying homes?! Are you accusing a very peaceful Youkai of such misdeeds?!
I just scare people for their negative energy!
>>2890616
>>2890627
Aaaaaaaaaaaand more peace.
What is with you people and the bow-stringing?
>>2890631
The latter!
>She closes the hatch to just barely showing her eyes
I know what you are!
>>2890636
Eh... Nothing really, I just feel like I still have to make up for the dart thing.
>>2890653
That's true.
Alright, I will let you help me.
>>2890652
Hm? Do I really look like that much of a fake hotel manager?
>>2890646
And some pragmatism!
...Sorry for the delay there, but now, we shall finally see my third arena event for the first time, even though it's been present since the beginning. The Void Knights have issued a call.
>>2890646
>>2890662
You can't fool me, youkai!
>>2890666
Oh phuphuphu, you've seen over my disguiseless disguise, and what are you?
>>2890663
Hey! As long as it gets the job done, who cares?
>>2890657
Perfect, so if you need help with anything, just let me know.
>>2890675
Will do. Thank you.
>>2890663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAiPyfXECYY
Welcome to Pest Control.
>>2890685
...I did it again.
>>2890685
Pest Control gives me so many memories
It was a fun minigame
>>2890671
A human!
>Despite her tone, she seems practically terrified
>>2890680
You don't sound very convinced...
>>2890687
AAAH! Just make them stop for a second!
>>2890695
Should human children be at school?
>>2890688
Well, there's nothing preventing you from playing it, still. To my knowledge it can still get quite active on dedicated worlds.
>>2890687
And now, all the fallen.
>>2890702
Perhaps if you stun them.
heh....its over
>>2890703
I'm not THAT young! Stupid halted growth rate....
>>2890707
I don't play Runescape anymore, no MMO's in general.
Too addicting to me, and I know I don't have self control
>>2890717
Oh.
No matter, your day is going to be in good fortune now that you have looked me in the eye.
>>2890687
>>2890707
>Smack
>Thwack
>Camel noises
...Anyone hungry?
>>2890719
A fair point.
>>2890707
That's a vital piece of information that you should give to everyone you send to kill them!
>>2890532
>punches
>molests
>>2890724
Yeah, right! I'm at more risk of being eaten!
>>2890725
I'll just take a bath in the morning... A really, really long bath.
>>2890719
I'm apready stuck paying 10$ a month for a glorified irc chat
>>2890734
Eaten? I only eat your negative energy, I don't even like getting that close to a human.
>>2890702
I'm fine. It's okay.
>>2890726
Hey, the Void Knights serve Guthix, or did, not I. Bring it up with them. You're normally meant to respawn, anyways.
>>2890725
Apparently not.
The winner is next slide! Place your bets now!
Shall the Beetle's Godsword cleave through the competition?
Shall Brock's patience be rewarded?
Shall Araragi with the power of the cornucopia triumph once more?
>>2890745
Why should I believe you?
>>2890361
>kissu
>>2890757
You don't have to, I know humans have a fear of Youkai, there's no need to not be afraid of those more superior than you.
>>2890751
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWK
LEEEEEESSSSSNAAAAAAAAAWWR
>Blows his brains out
I mean "Hey everyone, Are you ready for another fun day!?"
"Oh boy I sure do love living!"
>>2890750
Are you sure? I took you for a more talkative type, even if it was mostly scolding.
>>2890751
>lifts the Cornucopia and runs away
Haha! Now I have all the food and weapons! I'm invincible!
>>2890761
Like hell you are!
>>2890759
>>2890772
Stop messing with Vampy
>>2890780
>kissu
>>2890751
And now the conclusion.
>>2890774
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Cornucopia
>>2890780
Fuck you
>>2890780
>takes off your hat
>>2890779
Alright, if I buy you icecream will you stop shouting?
>>2890787
I'm not taking a ride to Suplex City today, bro.
>>2890787
Congratulations to my first two-time winner.
>>2890791
I've got no reason to trust you or anything you bring.
>>2890795
And your placements. Congratulations!
>>2890795
Thank you.
And thanks for the game.
>>2890785
Go away!
>>2890787
>mfw no suplex city
>>2890788
no u
>>2890789
Give it back!
>>2890807
>throws the hat in an incinerator
>>2890774
Okay, I admit. I'm kind of feeling restless right now. Or something like that.
Maybe I should sleep a bit, but I have already done that. Maybe I should take a lone walk in nature.
Yeah, that sounds good. I could take a few photos there and lie down in the grass after, to listen to what's around me.
That sounds nice.
>>2890804
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2890810
...
>>2890814
>>2890805
Rather, thank you for having me for two games. I'm glad that arena event finally showed up.
>>2890800
Your death or pain is no benefit for me, so don't worry.
>>2890818
>kissu
is ok
>>2890812
Hmm, you're right, if you're not feeling all that well, maybe some time alone is what you need. So, if what you want is to take a walk in the forest, you should, just be careful.
>>2890824
I told you to go away!
Also, a summary for the interested.
>>2890830
>rubs hair
ok deal
AW DUDE!
>>2890823
Which is exactly what someone who wanted me to come out my tank so they could eat me would say.
>>2890825
I'll be careful.
See you later, Araragi.
>>2890840
4 str 4 stam LEATHER BELT?
CRAZY
>>2890838
stop it...
>>2890842
Would this face lie to you?
>>2890855
>pulls hood over your head
>runs away
>HGA was 14 years ago
>>2890859
Hell if I know!
>>2890884
them hips don't lie
>>2890875
Fuck...I thought it was at least 15
>>2890884
>puts his mask back on and tries to open the tank
HOME
>>2890875
>The first prom was 36 years ago
>>2890875
And hoshi joined 100 years ago
>>2890892
What hips?
>>2890894
>She lets out a scream, trying to keep the hatch closed with all the strength you'd expect of someone her size
>>2890899
>We were on /b/ 49 years ago
>>2890861
...
>>2890899
Your daughter's a shit.
>>2890875
the first /b/ games was 3.6 billion years ago
I feel old
>>2890912
>where were you when Moot died of aids?
>>2890910
>even though he is that of a size of a man, he's still struggling to open the hatch
I don't even have the sharp teeth to eat you!
>>2890912
>I've been here for over 4 decades
>>2890899
>find an image called Miyafuji x Eila on desustorage
>it doesn't load
suffering
4chan died before the games died
the games die when I do
>>2890914
Fuck you, Ruby is a god-tier daughterfu.
>Last game was 60 years ago
>>2890926
Then your wife's a shit.
>>2890922
>She continues to cling on desperately
SO!?
Denton died of terminal illness 50 years ago
>>2890924
>Tfw will never get to use 100+ of my images
>>2890929
His wife is dead tho
>>2890931
>mfw Denton has been fucking university bitches for 169 years now
>>2890929
She's dead, Jim.
>>2890930
OPEN THE HATCH!
>lifts it out
>>2890923
>not being here for 5 decades
Get a load of this midfag
>>2890938
I found Sanya
>Junko and Hoshi are welcoming their first great-grandchild
>>2890936
>mfw Denton had his brain uploaded so he can posses the cybernettic bodies of university bitches and make them masturbate
>>2890945
Dead?
>>2890948
the real Hoshi died in 1945
>>2890946
kuuko?
>>2890946
>Junko and Hoshi
>children
it's LF and Junko you cuck
any families ships on HG?
>>2890951
No, in the flesh. She's alive.
>>2890943
>midfag
Fuck you, I hate this meme even if you're just memeing on me.
>>2890963
Dead.
>yfw Kamina will soon host his 1 millionth game
>>2890939
>She screeches, letting go of the hatch and retreating further in to the tank
>>2890958
WHERE
IS
KUUKO
>>2890959
It's LF and KK, cuck.
>>2890965
No, really. I found her.
>>2890958
>>2890970
>hides
>10 billion years
>I still haven't updated my code
>>2890979
>grabs
KUUKO
>>2890981
>haven't updated my game since 50 years before the Big Bang
>>2890967
>shorty and brook come back to witness it
>>2890979
>stabs (with my dick)
>>2890979
KUUKO
I
FOUND
YOU
>>2890990
It has been 1945 years since we started HG and we still haven't developed cloning techonology to bring Brook back
>>2890969
Finally...
Is this wrong? I mean I won't kill her, but this scares her...
Oh, the amount of negative energy on her, it's like a festival, or a feast, I want it, I NEED IT!
>jumps into the inside
>falls on his head due to having the mask on
We're all talking about years but it's okay since the games die when I do.
>>2891004
the games die when my black son do
>>2891004
Go home hoshi
>>2891004
u wot
>we now celebrate 200 years of Denny's world domination, started by Uncle Ultron.
>>2890971
That's gay, mang.
>you have a prom date
>year 2029
>Baron's game still hasnt ended
