Zootopia thread, Maximum Cute edition
obsolete pastebin: http://pastebin.com/B4CdMR6f
POST CUTE
POST LEWD YOU SAY?
Awoo
>>2879980
Well yes. It's *OBVIOUSLY* weaver.
But it wouldn't be a "real" weaver comic if he didn't forget the blush at least once.
>>2880022
/trash/ spoiler icon when
Should have been AWOO edition.
Finally finished this the other day, forgot to post. Thanks to Editanon who made a previous attempt, but I didn't have the skill to finish. Luckily I found a different pic that was very editable.
First for whining about /co/ jannies.
Repostin' from last thread.
Drawfag here, what's the cutest thing that could be drawn?
Shilling again because it updated 2day
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15662737?view_adult=true
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15662737
>Short Tails by Clunkbot
>Chapter 7: Cops and dreamers
>Summary: A fox and a bunny cross paths in dreams.
As always, I welcome feedback, critiques, criticisms, etc. I'm not great at scene writing, so this one was harder for me to do. Still, practice makes perfect, right?
I hope you enjoy it. I gotta go do something. Be safe.
is it safe to post new art yet?
>>2880079
>>2880084
try throwing as many cute characters as you can at it
>>2880084
Dawn and shep snuggling
>>2880068
>>2880088
>the absolute madman does it again
>>2880100
>>2880102
>>2880121
>>2880134
Anyone want a hunk of a Coyote to write the them the best story that they ever heard. That's not me I'm just the writeyote but I'm close enough. So gimme those requests
>>2880154
>the ears
fucking adorable
>>2880135
captcha Galaxy Chadsworth
>>2880203
first real picture, I'm trying.
>fic where they say mum instead of mom
>judy's farmer accent is more like cockney than a southern drawl
I mean its pretty clear the author isnt american but i wonder why it bothers me so much
>>2880221
Updating the Pastebin, please post Fanfics and/or artists you wish to be added.
>>2880241
since ive read most of the good fan fics on fanfiction.net i decided to check out archiveofourown.org. what does the number of kudos mean when it comes to fanfics on that site?
those don't look lewd, anons.
>>2880245
he lives
>>2880044
Every time I see someone post Awoo all I can think of "WEREWOLVES OF LONDON" right after.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA
>>2880245
Please change Rhythm Of His Life to this, please. I'm putting it on AO3 now.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6827884
>>2880085
I really need to sit down and read through your stuff.
My fic backlog is getting stupid, and I have my own writing to deal with.
Which reminds me...
Raccoonfag here.
Since things seemed to have calmed down, I'll take a second to shill my filth.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11918323/1/Stoutwell-Out-of-the-Red
And if you can't read, it makes a great remedy for warts.
Just print it out, rub it on the affected parts of your body, bury it at a crossroad at midnight, and pray to your preferred pagan deity.
Guaranteed results.
>>2880238
Also is meter spelled metre when refering to parking meters and meter maids in UK?
>>2880260
I wonder if there's a fourth A. Wyatt Mann-like pic of her.
>>2880262
kudos is your "like" button
>>2880262
It's what you press to say you liked it. More kudos = more people liked the story
Still not lewd.
>>2880276
>please do x please
gosh and golly gee I need caffeine.
>>2880245
Ah. Been meaning to ask you to update my entry for Stoutwell.
Just need to drop the whole "Chapter 1 Second Early Draft (incomplete)" part.
Should I be concerned that /pol/ is redpilling me?
and here's the full thing
slightly shameful repost, last call last call
http://m.imgur.com/a/RXT0w
>>2880375
why do youtube videos get millions of views but only a couple thousand likes?
Well that was a fun stream. Thanks Nips.
Pastebin guy, will be posting the new paste link here once everyone is done sending me new fics. So keep sending em' my way.
>>2880373
Nah.
>>2880383
Fucking adorable, Weaver.
whoops
i forgot one very important last panel
>>2880383
Cute as always, weaver.
>>2880394
When did he get his helmet back on?
>>2880457
does she start having sex with another animal right in front of him?
>>2880375
then what is the best way to tell if a zootopia fanfic is worth my time on archiveofourown.org?
AWOO
>>2880407
some people curate their likes and use it like a favourites list afaik
>>2880457
there were more lines to the parchment.
as always.
ᴮᵁᴺᴱ
>>2880457
Lmao
>>2880407
Because I use Youtube as regular TV and let autoplay guide my life.
>>2880459
Oh, wow. Who's the fox? He's cute.
>>2880079
I love your handwriting
>>2880485
What us this?
A BUNE for aardvarks?!
>>2880491
Nobody in particular.
>>2880468
Looks like Hotline Miami work. GG.
>>2879680
>fox and other fox doing something
Well, it's something
>>2880503
I like his scruff. Is he single?
>>2880513
>when he has sex with Molly
good joke
>>2880516
I see what you're trying to do you clever git
Reposting this beautiful work of art.
Now enough about Nick....
Does anyone happen to have the compiled Bunanon story image?
>>2880491
Bunon foxfriend. She never was a good judge of Fox attractiveness. But damn, his musk was entoxicating.
>>2880468
he had some time to accessorize while the panther guy very slowly loomed over donkey
>>2880497
>your
That's not me, that's Chumpy, anon.
>>2880514
i hate to be that guy, but where's nick's tie?
>>2880524
whoops
that was supposed to be this
>when he has sex with Molly
>>2880485
>>2880514
good shit
>>2880540
Top kek m8, well played
>>2880516
>>2880525
It was a valiant effort.
>>2880457
>woman says that she loves him
>still kek'd
Desmond, The Eternally Cucked Jaguar. He better be careful when he has sex with Molly for the first time; I don't know if he could withstand a cucking of that magnitude.
>>2880537
We have proof of it
>>2880485
>>2880540
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
>>2880419
Heyo, bruv, here's a reply for that stream
48 viewers, was it?
Good shit.
>>2880526
>that paw
>holding_invisible_knot.png
>be browsing DA for fanart
>inflation and hyper fat right on the front page
God is dead and we have killed him.
>>2880563
>tfw someone actually saved my shitty """"""""""""""OC"""""""""""""""""
>you will never rub your dick on the woolly lips of Bellwether's virgin slit
>>2879362
-cct
>>2880578
>DA
Expecting anything other than that is only one mistake you made friendo.
>>2880585
>virgin slit
>>2880533
Excellent question
BOOM, Updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Your fucking welcome.
>>2880585
>woolly lips
First I laughed because this was such a silly thing to say and then I realized I had a raging erection.
>>2880578
>browsing DA
Well there's your problem.
>>2880602
>man this club sucks
>why did I let finnick drag me here
>tfw no bunny gf
>I wish I was at home masturbating to my bunny porn collection
>>2880373
Changing your political views based on what you read on an internet message board is probably a bad idea.
>>2880617
I'm sorry but what the fuck is this image?
>>2880537
So easy.
>>2880426
>not posting the preceding pic
>>2880469
No, thats the joke.
>>2880598
>cuck wolf
>>2880637
Added.
Link: http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
>>2880173
Does anyone have any requests?
>>2880491
No. Just no.
>>2880566
I think it broke my record.
>>2880683
They tried.
Can't fault them for that much.
But I saw what they were trying for.
>>2880674
>Shep cucking Dawn
>cucking Shep
>>2880677
Hmm, something about Gideon's life selling pies in Bunnyburrow maybe?
>>2880615
Cool. Thanks!
>>2880630
Stumbled on it the other day.
Some autist on DA did a few comics where the ZPD has the droids from the Star Wars prequels, for no explicable reason.
>>2880677
fuck, i'm trying to think of something at least mildly interesting.
how about Officers Hopps and Wilde make a visit to Jumbeaux's?
>>2880726
Is too soon to start that shit again
>>2880715
Any specific details you want?
>>2880726
What?
I wasn't meta-policing.
I was joking.
They were baiting me hard and I was joking about how I saw through it.
Chill.
>>2880738
Are we talking about the ERP?
>>2880714
>Implying Dawn wants a wishy washy whipped wolf
>>2880726
Just don't reply to Officer Content.
>Do you have any idea how OC you were going?
>>2880733
I'm not the last guy, I'm taking over for him.
Zootopia's Ikeas are probably fucking huge due to all the possible furniture sizes
>>2880757
Don't Dead
Open Inside
>>2880656
>you will never have an attractive bestest friend 4 lyfe with whom you share an unbearable sexual tension
why even live
>>2880743
I dunno, I'm archiveanon, and I really like this greentext, so that's kind of what I was drawing from. That said, it doesn't have to be lewd, (I dunno if you are into that or not) it could just be funny or having him deal with being one of the only preds in town, killing time with Travis, whatever you like.
>>2880768
damn you, anon. i wanted to say that.
>>2880751
>implying she doesn't
>implying he doesn't ravish her in bed
>>2880585
I want to commission a yiff artist to draw me some detailed sheep pubes.
Aside from Naylor, who can draw god-tier bush?
>>2880789
It's cool, by the way do you have any of my stuff in the pastebin
>>2880750
Yeah bro, I'm all for content creation, but this generic romance stuff is too much for the bruised state were all in from last night. I'm not gonna stop them if they start (who could) but it would kinda ruin the comfy for me if we were to degenerate that quickly again.
>>2880783
b-but anon
I do have somebody like that
>>2880783
I have somebody like that
it's nice
>>2880810
Ah. I'm glad the thread is still open to some ideas. I'm thinking of something more cooperate subterfuge based. Still working out the details and trying to work the zootopia universe into it, but so far it seems its going to be a lot of improv.
>>2880783
>desiring friendzone
what is wrong with you
>>2880793
L-lewd
>>2880839
Unbearable sexual tension is not friendzone, anon.
What's Zootopia listing to tonight?
>Keeping the Comf
https://youtu.be/TTSxaWiNrBE
Fresh Judeon from Gerardson
>He titled it 'REEEEEEEEEE' on his DA
>He posted Weaver x Chumpy art yesterday
Hes definitely among us, he should say hi
>>2880726
I metapolice not because I want to, but because I have to.
reglaogb if u crey alwaz
>>2880844
What is this picture about?
>>2880805
hah, I don't pastebin unfortunately, I never jumped on that idea. I snip images from the threads pre-pruning, a kind of history of greentexts, shitposts and metafights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM30LBhHDrQ
Bahahaha. Good stuff. Must watch for /zoot/.
>>2880866
I think we figured out he was among us when he drew JoJo'd Gideon.
>>2880874
Sex
>>2880866
I like his dedication.
>>2880793
Holy mother of god that's cuteness overload
>>2880007
There needs to be more of these two.
>>2880892
>>2880874
Weaver drew a short comic where She picks up Dawn from prison for her house arrest. They have a lengthy conjugal that night. This is the precursor.
Of course all of this is implied because Weaver loves to cuck entire threads.
>>2880877
sorry bout that then. I working on it now. Won't be greentext though
>>2880819
>>2880832
I'm guessing you're gay or bi and the BFF is the same gender as you. Am I right?
>>2880847
It is if that scenario is a permanent fixture
>>2880899
My imagination doesn't work. Explain in more detail the mechanics of how her glasses would break?
>>2880868
just so long as we don't have a repeat of this morning where some dude went crazy because another Anon wrote a story he didn't like
>>2880947
>I like it, but I wish I didn't recognize him
fucking keeeeeek!
>>2880844
>>2880899
>>2880874
Yeah basically the idea is that Shep turns into a wild animal when they have sex and for all his tenderness, once they get down to business, he's not going to stop until he's fucked a ewe-shaped crater into the mattress.
What are we even expecting in the sequel?
I just want more Bellwether, even though it is unlikely.
>>2880968
He would thrust in to her from behind with such a force her face would impact something with sufficient force to break her ocular assistant devices.
>>2880941
That's cool, pastebin anon is around at least I think >>2880676
And I'm excited! Good luck.
>>2880874
Someone's about to have lamb on the stick for dinner
>>2880926
I mean, he did also draw them fucking, in full color even.
>>2880944
Straight, opposite gender.
>>2880968
HE IS GOING TO FUCK HER INTO THE MATTRESS
SEVERAL YEARS OF BLUE-BALLED DROUGHT IS GOING TO BE DUMPED INTO DAWN'S QUIVERING CUNT
IT WILL BE HARD
IT WILL BE WILD
IT WILL BE LIKE A JACKHAMMER
SIMPLE PHYSICS SAYS HER GLASSES ARE GOING TO GO FLYING YOU NIMROD
>>2881042
>yelling bird
Oh god don't give me Questionable Content flashbacks, that's not polite.
![[Donkey sound intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1egjvY7.jpg "[Donkey sound intensifies].jpg")
>>2880892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbJzZJVgAt0
>>2881008
I'm New Pastebin Anon, the old guy quit so I'm adding stuff now, I won't stop updating this one, so whenever you guys have one for me to add let me know.
>>2880944
nope, they're the opposite gender. straight
>>2881005
More Nick, more Finnick, the same amount of Judy if not a bit less of the spotlight, and more Bogo.
Or, get Jack Savage, film an entire new story set in the same universe, and have him interact with Nick & Judy at some point in the story. How important they are is dependent on the more intelligent writers of the movie.
>>2881008
Like what you see?
"Thanks Doug. It's real nice of you to lower your prices like that."
"Trust me I'm doing myself by laying low."
Gideon smiled to himself. He didn't know how the crystal nightholwer made his pies taste so good but he or his customers couldn't stop eating them up. The Rv pulled out of his driveway and into the prairie road.
Officer Judy Hopps swelled with pride. She was the head of the A.N.C task force. The rundown looking house was the center of a Nighthowler ring. And she would bust the low life criminals from their hovels.
>>2881062
I love flustered women so much.
>>2881097
>tfw you will never have a gf who desperately tries to backpedal away from seeming like a slut so she doesn't scare you off
>>2881082
Because I can't discern your identity, I like the idea we're posting about eachother.
>>2881093
>Gideon is consumed by greed and sells drugged pies to boost business.
Intredasting. Honestly could go great or be kinda weird, but still pumped to see.
>>2881032
>>2881082
Damn man, you're two statistical anomalies. I'd say "living the dream" because I jelly but honestly, I don't know if it's one of these situations that sound nice yet are terrible in practice.
Here's hoping the relationship concludes the way you want to. Or doesn't conclude, rather.
>>2881130
It's a funny coincidence! I don't want to ruin your immersion, so I won't drop more details.
>>2881132
The point is he doesn't know it's drugged. That's my whole joke. Any other thoughts?
>>2881097
>>2881121
JFMSUF
>>2881097
Good taste
>>2881042
I can't just see Shep saying that
>SEVERAL YEARS OF BLUE-BALLED DROUGHT IS GOING TO BE DUMPED
>IT WILL BE HARD
IT WILL BE WILD
IT WILL BE LIKE A JACKHAMMER
God my sides
Someone do something shocking like hotgluing a plushie. It livens up the thread
>>2881214
>>2881197
How funny that we're both girls. Good on you for your friend
>>2881181
>You will never fog up Bellwether's glasses as you make her hot and bothered
>You will never boop snouts and watch her glasses fall off of her face as she blushes even more
>You will never feel that fleece
>>2881224
No, we're degenerate enough already
>>2881236
>>2881253
Oh wow, I honestly expected you to be a guy.
How about that.
Good on you, as well.
>>2881197
>TOTALLY PLATONIC CUDDLING.
sweet baby moses
>>2881264
Haha, that was me. You know, i was disappointed with the selection I found. Fucking furries.
>>2881256
>Sheep would never let me that close
Pain
>>2881224
>hotgluing a plushie
>shocking
I remember when I replied to some mulp anon who left his doll-cum-jar on the heater and it wasn't until the next day that I realised I had posted in a HAPPENING thread
Maybe this is why I'm bad at interacting with people
>>2881309
Curious. I imagine it's a lot of work though in those suits, so it's a real investment to make.
>>2881306
Totally platonic.
And scratching me behind my ears, running his hands through my hair, falling asleep. That's all platonic too.
For sure.
>>2881333
Totally, I can get that, it was just blind curiosity anyway.
>tried animating something so simple as pupils moving side to side
>I fuck up and make it look like their going through an aggressive exorcism
Hory shet, if you found some Korean artist who posts all their crap to Twitter, google dhimg. Downloads all their pics, skips all reblogged shit.
>>2881197
So are you going to make the first move or what?
You should kiss him
[holyfuck]I'm so bad at relationships, I sound like a 12-year old[/I'msoawkward]
Anyone else realized that nobody in the Zistopia comic outside of an antelope and giraffe, has a neck?
>>2881355
Sure anon. We're all curious here.
Literally the only reason I ever come on 4chan is to scour these threads for weaver stuff
Is there nowhere that has all his art in one place?
>>2881438
http://tgweaver.tumblr.com
>>2881373
You don't even know, dude.
I want to.
Like so bad.
But I always get cold feet.
Had him over at my place recently, he was leaving, and there was this moment where I'm like "I could totally run out there, be like 'you forgot something' and kiss him"
And then my heart basically beat out of my chest and I got too nervous.
I just don't wanna ruin the thing we have right now, I guess.
>>2881333
>trips
neato
>image
I always get this, on every general
>Why are we so nice, anons?
>Isn't 4chan a hostile place?
>Why do I enjoy coming here?
Not going to /v/, /pol/, /int/ or /b/ probably helps, but even then, why are people surprised that without the ability to dish out prejudice to one another, we act civilly?
Are you surprised that humans are nice?
Actually I understand these people now.
>>2881438
e621 is pretty good about having shit uploaded, and weaver doesn't get freaked out by being posted there like some artists
>>2881438
Nope, looks like your stuck here
>>2880516
>>2880558
bunanon's super possessive of her fox
that's cute
>>2881373
If you need someone to practice with, I-I volunteer.
can someone pleace translate this
>>2881476
Ching Chong Tai and a Ping Pong Bing Bong to you too sir
>>2881093
Cont.
Sirens Blared and T.U.S.K officers burst doors open. The imagined den of scum and villainy was in fact a cozy bakery/house. Just like those villains to disguise their true intents behind wholesome buildings. Gideon nearly fainted as the buff and deadly law enforcement burst through his family heirloom door.
"FREEZE THIS THE POLICE."
Gideon fainted failing as he went. Travis rushed down the stairs. He was sleeping in late when he heard what sounded like one of Gideon's old cops movies.
"Gideon for the gosh darn last time turn down the.."
Travis was tazered half way down the stairs. He hit his head hard and blacked out.
>>2881284
So, THAT'S what their horns are for. It makes so much sense now!
>>2881471
I love this
>>2881492
Indeed.
>>2881455
Doesn't have a ton of his stuff, most of the one off pictures that he posts on here for a start
Even e621 at least has the sunny day on the farm uploaded
>>2881471
Weaver stop
I don't have enough smug Nick pictures to play two sides of the same coin.
>>2881471
OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO CUTE.
>>2881471
I love his character design. He's probably a good guy at heart but looks like he'd stab you in the dark.
Bun-anon isn't good at gauging Fox attractiveness, so she's the first to get serious with him. Opening up within a week, thinking he's worth it
His smile is full of knives. Emphasis on full.
(Also really good at taking flat-tooth bites? Jeez, maybe he had a rough row to hoe growing up.)
>>2881466
But I miss a ton of stuff, I have too much work to keep up :(
>>2881526
That's sort of the attitude I've taken with him as a character after Weaver first drew him looking a little grungy.
Little bunny girl from the sticks can't tell what an attractive fox would look like, so to her he's perfectly fine how he looks.
You fuckers are really desperate to make me bring her back, aren't you?
>>2881526
advantage of fetishes tbqh
the people who everyone else thinks are average at best look 10/10 to you
>>2881438
Nope. Weaver spreads his seed far and wide. His tumblr >>2881455 holds the most content, you can find more stuff on his FA and e621 and across the internet you can find older stuff like Ruby Quest, EFG etc.
But there's a shitload of really old stuff, as well as minor doodles that he posts across threads he frequents, that's completely lost to the eletronic aether, unless he still has every pic he ever did. I really hope he does, maybe it'll all be avaiable if he gets that site up and running. And I'd honestly buy a DVD with his entire ouvre.
>>2881464
I'm constantly surprised that people are nice. I have literally no faith in people anymore.
Just the other night a nice anon said he was glad someone's dog died because he couldn't handle the internet drama. People are fucking awful, and when I see them come together in this, it blows my mind.
I made this for you.
>clop
>>2881574
To be fair, it was a hell of a lot of fun having the bun around.
Perhaps what we need isn't for bun to go away, but for a new scenario to pop up.
>>2881471
This is amazing weeber, don't tempt me with more OC than I can chew
>>2881594
Can't see shit, cap'n. Too light.
>>2881471
That's fucking adorable.
>vicious carnivore
>knife-eared snuggle-muffin
I guess being adorably racist with each other is just a rabbit/fox thing.
>>2881605
How about a rival to her fox friend shows up?
>>2881592
Thats so uncomfy...
>>2881594
I love it
>>2881574
>You fuckers are desperate to make me bring her back, aren't you?
Not hopelessly! I love celebrating new love and people making a go of it.
Do what you want, Bunanon. This story has made me so very happy. I feel so much less jaded having read it.
>>2881598
This triggers me more than it should.
I just got off that ride, I don't want to be reminded of it.
>>2880866
Are you the Judeonanon that is writing a fic?
Nick's house
>>2881459
Bud, you're cuddling, aren't you?
All my soppy fanfic instincts tell me that physical intimacy at that level is a clear sign of attraction
You should buy zootopia and make comparisons between yourself and judy and him and nick.
Then start calling him your dumb fox
an den u kiss :DD
>>2881474
You know, I've had this weird thing since I was a lad of 12. I can lust after people, and I can feel a strong emotional connection to someone, but I can't do both at the same time. Lusting after someone I know personally just seems a bit too far. Zootopia is the closest I've ever come to loving and lusting but
>Judy's a rabbit, not a human
>Judy's not real
>I could never be Nick and I could never intrude upon perfection
So uh, yeah, good luck getting me to kiss you, anon.
Also that bunanon comic is pretty cute
>>2881598
*clops*
>>2881640
>>2881574
It was ok
>>2881574
if you don't I'll stop lurking and steal it
>>2881632
NO ONE ESCAPES ALIVE (or with their dignity intact)
>>2881632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5CfOfX0Xls
