RWBYgt Trash General #65 Rivalry Edition
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Rules of RWBYgt threads:
>1. Be comfy!
>2. Read the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>3. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>4. Don't believe their lies
>>2827218
Claiming this thread for guys in dresses.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-H0KuOwKFYwZTJxbXg0SG5CTEE/view
Was there already talk about this or non?
>>2827378
Plenty in the other thread
>>2827383
Figured.
Wasn't around for it, unfortunately.
>>2827800
Bring her
Welp, fucking train services have messed up my plans again. I can't do anything for the rest of damn day.
>>2827800
>>2828026
Sorry, it'll have to wait for later. Sorry to mess people about so much, but it's probably for the best...I don't think I can write anything coherent at the moment. I need to clarify the direction of the story in my mind better...
>>2828386
>I don't think I can write anything coherent at the moment.
Well there's always the lewd scene ~
(It's okay tho, you don't need excuse for having a reallife)
You fucking normie.
>>2827378
I don't know but the general reaction to this is that it seems sorta biased and having this image that seems like everyone in RT is against him and only he and Monty were like the protagonists in the story. Anyway, Shane seems pretty obsessed with Monty and doesn't even consider the fact that he isn't Monty's only friend in the company.
>>2829438
Maybe they were more than friends
Sleepy here, resuming WQ soon in Ocho.
Have a Bun
>>2829630
and because we all know how fast bunnies multiply...
>>2829682
>>2829682
>Bun cheering for you.png
I need all the cheering I can get. I'm trying to start writing again for the first time in a long time but nothing is coming to me.
Feels bad.
>>2829715
Hey there, kids, your friendly neighborhood CYOA here to post for like thirty seconds and fall the fuck asleep.
>>2829776
Well look at this cute motherfucking face then!
>>2829787
Woohoo!
Sleep tight.
>>#######
"Excuse me, you can sleep in the barracks, missy."
"I will shoot you."
"Spiting your face?"
Izzy pushes the door open, approaching you, putting a finger in your face. She's sopping wet from head to toe. "Listen, Todd. We need to make one thing really clear okay?"
As you're about to say something snappy, she continues. "I like you, I do, but you have a problem with personal boundaries. You keep touching me and moving me around when I tell you not to. I don't like it. Then when I'm bothered by it, you threaten to make me go back to the public showers?"
It's honestly hard to tell when she's really upset or not. She makes the same puffed up expression.
[] Apologize
[] She does the same thing to you.
>>2829849
>[] Apologize
"And thanks for telling me off, you really are being more honest, I like that a lot."
>>2829883
That's the most you can do!
>>2829849
>[] She does the same thing to you.
Izzy, we got pissed on and you've been cleaning toilets. We need to shower, this is an objective fact. Sometimes we're gonna be right about something you disagree with, just like sometimes you'll be in the right. It's what being partners is about.
>>2829907
I think this is about picking her up, undressing her and carrying her to the showers and stuff. We could've just told her to shower.
>>2829887
That's not really any more honest than she ever was.
>>2829948
It is.
You think Izzy would've scolded us like that while trying to keep us her knight?
>>2829953
Yes
She never stopped being as blunt as she was since the early days.
>>2829977
Huh, I don't think so.
>>2829849
"Huh... Jeez, Izzers, I kinda thought we were fooling around... Sorry about that."
She sighs, lowering her hand. You can tell she just got on the tips of her toes, leaning towards you a bit.
"Apology accepted." She's stretching a good deal to try and close the distance a bit.
[] Give her a smooch ( ) Laugh at her being short
[] No time for smooches, only cleaning
>>2830027
>[] Give her a smooch ( ) Laugh at her being short
Cute small girls deserve kisses.
>>2830027
>[] Give her a smooch
Chu ~
>>2830027
() Laugh at her for being short
Who needs smooches? Bullying cute girls is life's greatest pleasure.
>>2830048
>>2830057
I want to hide her lunchbox and tape her ears together
>>2830027
>[] Give her a smooch
It's not her fault you went through second puberty Todd.
Actually wait a second..
>>2830027
You lean forward, giving the girl a kiss. She presses against you when you do.
Once you break the kiss, you pat her head gently. "You're a midget."
"...I'm of perfectly average height, thank you."
She makes a slight show of returning to the shower, swaying her backside tantalizingly at you, taking a long step at the door to give you a brief glimpse of her inner thigh.
You swallow lightly and wonder how long you could actually handle that.
Your penis says about negative a second.
[] See about joining her
[] The glass is basically a one-way viewer, maybe just undress near the door
>>2830285
>[] The glass is basically a one-way viewer, maybe just undress near the door
Let's wait for her to ask us to come in, like the gentlemen we pretend to be ~
>>2830285
Undress.
>>2830285
>[] The glass is basically a one-way viewer, maybe just undress near the door
>>2830285
Undress near door
Sometimes I feel like I make these choices too easy.
>>2830285
You decide to do the one thing you're best and slowly begin peeling your outfit from your body, sliding out of it, giving your own backside a wave as you walk to the laundry chute. You wonder for a brief moment how Penny feels about going through the laundry. You'll have to ask what it was like later.
You hear the water hitting in the shower in what sounds like a pattern.
You decide to flex and stretch a bit. "You gonna be done soon?"
>>2830524
But anon, there are no blacks in Remnant, only delicious mulatto.
>>2830542
Sage and Flynt are canon not-black.
>>2830556
...That's correct, yes.
>>2830563
Not-black as in they're Remnant's equivalent of black people since Africa doesn't exist in Remnant.
Like how Sun is Not-Asia and Jaune is not-white.
>>2830578
Nah, they're mulatto, mixed race, obvs.
Remant is a utopian Earth where the black race is dying out
>>2830598
Arslan is love.
>>2830599
Fuck Gingers.
>>2830598
Probably another not-black. Monty was pretty set on making black characters that weren't comic relief or jokes because he hated that cliche in anime.
Alright, my thirty seconds are up.
Expect the shocking conclusion of Bathroom Shenanigans whenever I get back to it. Probably today though.
...I also want to get around to continuing ABP some time.
>Post in /h/ by mistake
Nobody go find it and make fun of me for my particular brand of enjoyment.
>>2830681
>tfw I was already in that thread
BROTHER
>>2830681
sleep tight, have fun whatever.
[spoiler]somebody go find it and tell us what kind of mundane fetish CYOAnus has[/spoiler]
>>2830704
>Smol girls
>>2830717
Smolgrill x Bigguy4u
Smolguy x Biggrill4u
Smol x Big is just some real good shit.
>>2830727
What about
Smolguy x Bigguy4u
OTP a best
>>2830737
I wonder where those two fucked off to? Haven't seen them in a while.
>>2830727
>tfw we almost don't have a single CYOA without smol x big to some extent
We had Mari & Laurel, we have Todd & Izzy, Aero & Regalia, Jasper & Yulia, Gumi & Wendell, Selena & Rowan (& everyone else) and a little bit of Alison & Dora
>>2830758
Jasper isn't entirely smol
How about
Todd x Mari
Jasper x Mari
>Go back and look at the height of my OCs
>5'5
>5'10
Smol Women general
>>2830984
Mari is dead
>>2831035
She's not dead, she's just not a playable character anymore.
>>2831052
And also ~15 years in the past being chased by a blacklight virus serial killer.
Not holding my breath.
>>2831085
5 years.
>This is stand! Surface!
>subs say Show Off
I mean, sure?
>>2831804
Was it only 5? I thought Rube and Yang in the intro were under 10.
>>2831838
Hazamada has Surface copy Mari
>>2831838
>>2831834
>http://pastebin.com/20z4v7YA
Ruby is 10, but Marigold guessed her to be just shy of that.
In RWBY, she starts at 15.
>>2831838
>Y
So does everyone else, even Papa Malthus and CINT.
Especially CINT.
Please.
>>2831882
CINT already got throatbit though
>>2831869
Ah. I thought I remembered her as being younger.
I know how old she is in the show.
>>2831897
Yeah but pls ;_;
>>2831916
I understand your suffering, my brother. Hold me.
>>2831948
>>2831838
No
Everyone died
Universe reset
We stone ocean up in this bitch.
>>2830758
>Gumi x Wendell
Did we already got a ship name for that?
>>2832048
I don't think so, I think the only ship names of all the CYOAs are in JQ.
And "Ballooning" if you count my stupid idea for AeroxRegalia
>>2831966
The killer was a gay priest!
>>2831965
.less has some great lineart
Alright, so she lives.
Now, how do the others turn out?
This will be the last of this epilogue crap.
Note that write-ins will give the situation a worse ending than what is listed.
TEAM MRTL (All survive)
Rufus :
A. Found it in himself to stop being standoffish.
B. Stayed the way he was, but still cared for his friends.
Tyria found out that Ozias Malthus killed her mother...
A. ...and forgave him. Although Malthus never forgave himself.
B. ...and did not forgive him. Just the way Malthus wanted it to be.
Laurel :
A. Found it in herself to stop hating men. You parted on good terms.
B. Only grew into more of a misandrist, but you stayed together.
Maya :
A. You stopped talking to eachother at some point. You're on neutral terms.
B. You reconciled, and are now on good terms.
C. You're bitter enenmies and despise eachother greatly.
Beth :
A. You stopped talking to eachother at some point. You're on neutral terms.
B. You reconciled, and are now on good terms.
C. You're bitter enenmies and despise eachother greatly.
Which of these two died fighting the killer?
A. Alban.
B. Bertilak.
C. Both.
What hapenned with Leroy?
A. He died.
B. He kept going on as a Huntsman, but became a bigger threat to those he tried to protect due to his mental state.
C. He was too badly crippled, both physically and emontionally, to keep being a Huntsman. So he went back to help his mother with farmwork, as she wanted.
What happened with Morrie?
A. He went back to Atlas to finish his training there.
B. He stayed in Vale, with a fractured team.
Who killed Veles, in the end?
A. Seeing that Veles' mind deteriorated to the point that he couldn't even talk or remember what he was, Marigold killed him out of mercy.
B. Seeking to end the suffering of the man that was once his partner, Perun killed Veles.
C. Marigold felt nothing but disdain for Veles as she ended his life.
D. Perun felt nothing but disdain for Veles as he ended his life.
>>2832204
Even after MQ you can't stop hurting us, huh?
>>2832204
None of this happened. You killed the quest before it could.
>>2832204
Didn't you say Bert or Alban dying would only happen if we were to screw up the first encounter?
>>2832204
Why does Laurel becoming a better person come with the caveat of us breaking up?
Also nice Dragon Age Keep.
>>2832204
Rufus:
A
Tyria:
A
Laurel:
A
Maya:
B
Beth:
B
I'd rather neither died, but since Bert is Perry's son, it makes more sense for the killer to focus on him, Mari and Tyria, so it makes sense for it to be him, I guess.
Leroy:
B. It's possible someone can get him to stop before he actually hurts anyone. Otherwise he just suffers.
Morrie:
B.
Veles:
B.
>>2832204
I'm tempted to just write-in horrible stuff because I really stopped caring once you said you're done.
But in the interested of the others.
Rufus :
B. Stayed the way he was, but still cared for his friends.
Tyria found out that Ozias Malthus killed her mother...
A. ...and forgave him. Although Malthus never forgave himself.
Laurel :
B. Only grew into more of a misandrist, but you stayed together.
Maya :
B. You reconciled, and are now on good terms. > A > C
Beth :
B. You reconciled, and are now on good terms. > C > A
Which of these two died fighting the killer?
B. Bertilak. > A > C
What hapenned with Leroy?
C. He was too badly crippled, both physically and emontionally, to keep being a Huntsman. So he went back to help his mother with farmwork, as she wanted. > A > B
What happened with Morrie?
B. He stayed in Vale, with a fractured team.
Who killed Veles, in the end?
B. Seeking to end the suffering of the man that was once his partner, Perun killed Veles. > C > A > D
Also, don't think this looks like anything other than you trying to siphon some more suffering out of this thread, and a lot of those options look like they're just bad stuff for bad stuff's sake...
>>2832204
If you wanted attention, you should have just started writing smut.
>>2832484
Heh, I'm pretty sure MQ got a slight boost in replies after Ty started to dom Mari..~
>>2832204
A rapey meteor crashed into Vale subjecting the main cast to an eternity of unimaginable torment.
>>2832547
That's basically just MQ as it would've been, only with more space rock.
Alright fine.
Everyone besides those who already died, Ozias and Veles, survive.
Happy endings for everyone.
>>2832665
>Happy endings for everyone
woohoo, I guess.
>>2832665
>Off by one.
Whew, nice try, impostor.
>Everyone HAS to get happy endings
Hoo boy... You guys aren't gonna like the last section of TQ...
Back to sleep. I woke up cause I had to pee. I'm still a sleepy bitch.
>>2832725
>CYOAnon pretending to be Dryden
kek
>>2832735
There's a difference between wanting everything to come up sunshine and roses and not wanting everything to go to shit just for the sake of "muh drama".
>>2832735
"Making fluffy pillowy stories with needles in them makes me happy." - CYOAnon, RWBYgt #7
>>2832774
>"muh drama"
Is this a meme now?
>>2832804
Yes.
And it will get worse.
>>2832735
As long as we get a chance to try to fix things.
This stuff there is just forced crackshit.
Like The Laurel decision, as >>2832327 pointed out.
We don't even get the chance to both keep Laurel with us and help her better herself - and those things aren't exactl polar opposites.
Of cours,e part of why we don't get this chance is due to the quest ending.
>>2832804
MQ
>muh drama
JQ
>muh consequences
TQ
>muh teasing
>>2832774
At least he's being true to the source material.
>>2832851
>true to the source material
>ended his work
>someone died
Next thing we know Dry is gonna write an open letter...
>>2832838
WQ
>muh english
>>2832904
RQ
>muh doodles
(I really like them, though)
>>2832914
AQ
>muh spoodergrill
>>2832929
CQ
>muh long posts
>>2832904
oh fuck, I need to go archive WendellQuest.
>>2832944
>muh novel
>>2832838
>>2832904
>>2832914
>>2832929
>>2832944
Don't scare the GMs, you know how easy they don't get a joke.
Sometimes I feel like Thatch still weeps when someone mentions pic related as a joke.
>>2833013
>Don't scare the GMs, you know how easy they don't get a joke.
Hey, I get jokes all the time.
Why just yeterday a friend of mine "confessed her love" to me.
Hahaha!
Oh, oh my sides.
>>2833013
I mean, is the AQ one even an insult? It's just a character that everyone keeps voting to put ahead of the rest of the cast.
>>2833013
Sleepy here, I'm alright with those jokes. I might revise my shit after WQ is done.
>>2833082
None of these really are insults
I don't think I've ever used
>muh consequences
for some other reason than to bully Thatch
>>2830758
>Alison & Dora
Alison isn't that big a grill 5 u, though.
Alison: 5'8"
Dora: 4'5"
Madalyn: 5'6"
Marsha: from head: 5'5", from ear tip: 6'4"
At a rough estimate that I pretty much made up on the spot.
>>2832944
>>2832958
We''ll see who gets the last laugh when I get this published in hardback.
In all seriousness though, I find it really hard writing any other way. I'll experiment and try to keep each update and choice in one post, for this session at least. Might cause a dip in quality, assuming there was any to begin with.
>>2833512
> I'll experiment and try to keep each update and choice in one post, for this session at least.
If you want to do that, go ahead.
I'm just gonna emphasize I just made a silly joke, and have no problem whatsoever with your long parts.
I am, after all, an expert on all long parts..
>>2833541
>>2833512
>>2827800
>>2828386
Also, I'll go ahead and try and carry on CQ for a bit now. It's a little late now but I can do some for a while, especially if I keep the updates brief. If being the opperative term.
>>2833541
I know. But I think the long parts are a bit much, all the same. I get too bogged down with them and it's probably hampering everything. I'll at least give short updates a shot for a bit, to see if people prefer it that way, and if I can actually do it properly.
>I am, after all, an expert on all long parts..
Yang_reaction_image.rtf
I just realised I don't have any Yang pics on this PC but almost all my RWBY images on my old laptop are Yang ones. Weird.
>>2833595
I'll be around, Lewis, ready to dip into your little rabbit hole ~
>>2833595
>>2833621
>>2816975
>>2833595
Madalyn and The White Queen can likely wait. If Madalyn is upset, she’ll doubtless let you know soon enough. And The White Queen shouldn’t be able to take action independently.
More importantly, you have a sound opportunity at hand. The two faunus girls here don’t seem to know anything about your family history…well, Marsha might, given the crazed greeting she gave you when you first met, but it strikes you as purely incidental. Even if it wasn’t, she doesn’t seem capable of harbouring any real malice. Or harbouring much of anything, really.
It would be useful to have them vouch for your good name…but after your rather embarrassing attempt at befriending Inaba, you’d rather not make more careless mistakes. Perhaps you should ask Bianca for advice? She should be quite knowledgeable in faunus mannerisms. And you trust her to give you sound advice. You think you trust her.
[ ] Excuse yourselves for a moment and have Bianca explain faunus interaction
[ ] Improvise. You’ve already learnt from your mistakes, and these two don’t seem the sort to be easily offended (write-in what to say?)
/// Haha! See how brief that was? Now you have to do the work and write in suggestions! Which is really what it should have been to begin with.
>>2833621
>>2833646
...I wasn't planning on continuing the lewd today, but that could still happen if needed.
>>2833695
>[ ] Excuse yourselves for a moment and have Bianca explain faunus interaction
"Bianca, this is weird, what do I do?"
>>2832665
Yay!
>Doc uses his research to allow Laurel and Mari to have each others' babies.
>>2832665
This didn't happen either.
>>2833695
[X] Excuse yourselves for a moment and have Bianca explain faunus interaction
You turn to your would be new friends.
“Please, do excuse us for a moment. I need to confer with my servant on something private. I shall return shortly!”
“You can cut the posh-girl act, you know. No one here believes that stuff anyway.” says Marsha, whilst idly balancing pencils on the mouse-girl’s head. Where did she even get them?
“Ahaha…how very droll” you respond nervously. What is she talking about now? Does she think you’re not really of noble stock?
“Please understand, dear girl. Milady is merely strained from her collapse and recovery. She is most certainly not acting.“ Bianca addresses Marsha in a concise, clipped tone. Her expression suggests a smile beneath her mask, but her eyes are narrowed to almost closed. Not a good sign.
“Bianca! Let us discuss the matter outside. Now.” You say, firmly. A human injury by your personal staff can probably be explained away. But a faunus injury could be nothing short of disastrous.
Before Bianca can even respond, you grab her by the arm as innocuously as possible and lead her outside, and close the door. Although you quickly realise from the sheer size and strength of that arm, that you only managed to shift her at all because she was being entirely compliant.
“Bianca.” You whisper in a hiss. “I don’t know how to deal with faunus, least of all in a strange situation like this! Help me!”
Bianca sighs in a way you find slightly condescending. You’d reprimand her, but you desperately need her help.
“It can’t be helped. Please allow this humble servant to demonstrate."
She moves towards you, arms stretched. It's then that you realise no one else is around to see whatever she has planned for you.
You're beginning to regret your decision.
[ ] Let Bianca 'demonstrate' proper faunus greetings
[ ] Stop her. She's going to do something inappropriate...
[ ] Have her demonstrate on Marsha
>>2834132
Man, that was literally down to the character limit. This is really hard.
The final option actually extends to both girls, incidentally. Also, there's [ ] Other (write-in), as usual.
>>2834132
>[ ] Let Bianca 'demonstrate' proper faunus greetings
Hahw, she gonna hug us <3
>>2834171
does writing this much come easily to you?
also:
>[x] Let Bianca 'demonstrate' proper faunus greetings
I want to kiss Ruby!
>>2834282
...wrong thread?
>>2834297
non
>>2834353
well... have a lewd, I suppose.
>>2834372
thats a nice rubooty, friend
>>2834132
[ ] Let Bianca 'demonstrate' proper faunus greetings
Against your better judgement, you decide to let Bianca go ahead.
“…do as you must” you utter, closing your eyes and bracing for impact.
“…um…Milady?”
You open your eyes.
Bianca stands with one arm extended. You extend yours in kind, tentatively.
She shakes your hand.
The silence yawns between you as the gesture is concluded.
“…a handshake.”
“Indeed, Milady. It’s a universally recognised standard.”
You glare at her, as years worth of memories of misinformation on faunus behaviour drifts through your mind. She smiles back at you, unabashed.
“Did Milady think there was something more cultural involved? Or perhaps that I would do something shameful?”
You sigh.
“Clearly not. Let us return and make the best of the situation whilst we can-“
“This humble servant would never do something inappropriate to milady in public.”
“Yes, of course. How foolish of me.” Wait. There was something off about that sentence.
But you’re back in the infirmary. The two girls seem to be enacting some kind of classical drama. How surprisingly refined.
“I’m flying, Jack. I guess.” mutters the mouse, held at arms’ length out the open window by Marsha.
Horribly overwrought pipe-music seems to be playing from somewhere. You really wish it wouldn’t.
“Ahem.” you try to attract their attention.
They turn to you. Well, Marsha turns to you, whilst the mouse girl vaguely looks your way as Marsha places her carefully on her head, somehow securing her with her ears. Are those things supposed to be prehensile?
“…”
You hadn’t thought of what to say.
[ ] Hand-shake and introductions
[ ] Maybe Bianca wasn’t being entirely truthful. Perhaps you could dare be a bit more creative…
(Please write-in what Alison should say in either case)
>>2834214
>does writing this much come easily to you?
It's more like I have difficulty controlling stream-of-conciousness writing once I finally get started. In creative writing exams in primary school it took me ages to actually start and then the invigilators had to tell me to stop multiple times.
Writing quickly in short bursts is pretty much the polar opposite of what I'm used to, but I'll get the hang of it. Hopefully.
>>2834520
>[ ] Hand-shake and introductions
"I think we might've gotten off on wrong terms. I am Alison, this is my dear friend Bianca, who is supposed to look out for me. Pleased to meet you two."
Does this really have to happen here?
>>2834945
Does what really have to happen here?
>>2834945
You mean the CYOAs that have been happening here since the threads began or something else?
>>2834945
No.
Quantum mechanics proofs that the world is non-deterministic to at least some extent.
>>2835018
Alright then, physics undergrad.
how do you know if any of your observations are true?
How do you know you're not being memed on by the jews, keeping you in a pod filled with lizard-goo while they play with your mind?
>>2834520
[ ] Hand-shake and introductions
"I think we might've gotten off on wrong terms. I am Alison, this is my dear friend Bianca, who is supposed to look out for me. Pleased to meet you two."
There. That felt surprisingly natural. Not unreasonably haughty, like you had been before.
“Ooh, are we redoing introductions? Can I be a pirate this time?”
Oh. Of course. Why would the damn hare be anything less than difficult.
“I’m just joshing. Of course I remember you Ali-baby.”
“…glad to hear it.”
“We met at the winter pageant, did we not? We danced, made merry, made love beneath the sycamore trees…we were to be married in June…it was then, of course that tragedy struck. I was called away to war, you left alone with child…the letters I wrote you never made it back to you in dear old Blighty…and neither did I. A soldier’s unmarked grave, a so-called small corner that is forever Vacuo. And you, withered away, waiting for the man you loved. I’m sorry, Eliza. I’m so sorry…”
“Alison. I said my name is Alison.” you repeat, as patiently as you can.
“Oh yeah, you did. Huh. Must’ve gotten you confused with someone else.”
“Men of Haven, lie ye dreaming? See ye not their dust-blades gleaming…” the mouse girl seems to have started singing absent mindedly in the meantime.
“…Milady would never do such things as fornicating in the outdoors…” Bianca seems torn between her dangerous rage and her rabid libido, apparently overlooking the absurdity of the story.
“I don’t believe we’ve been introduced, however. May I ask you name?” You determinedly ignore Madalyn’s nonsense in favour of getting the mouse girl’s attention.
She pauses her distracted singing and finally seems to give you her undivided attention.
"I'm Doreen Mauz. 17. Blood-type AB Negative. Born in Vacuo. Unmarried. No children."
Sounds suspiciously practised.
"Charmed, I'm sure." What now?
[ ] How to continue the conversation (write-in)
>>2835202
Sorry about the delay, had a bit of an interruption. I'll probably only be able to do a bit more before going to bed, so go nuts on where to take it next.
>>2835202
Also, I just realised I wrote Madalyn and not Marsha. Definitely time to sleep soon...
>>2835240
>so go nuts on where to take it next.
Don't tempt me when my waifu is around.
>>2835199
That likely wouldn't matter. Reality itself is only the way our brain interprets the signals - and our brain is tricked quite simply (just look at optical illusions).
Thus the question for a "meta reality"- the nature of reality itself - is nothing to be discussed in a natural science context, since it is impossible for natural science to experience "reality itself", only the interpretations done by our brains or measurement devices.
Natural science has come to the consesus that reality is what we make of it, and truth is that which is most logical - until a new truth is more logical and replaces the old one. As such, reality, or rather what natural science makes of it, is shifting constantly along with the foremost frontier of research, getting closer to "reality itself" asymptotically - never reaching it.
The true character of "reality itself" is a question to be asked in metaphysics - philosophy. And of course never to be answered, as most metaphysical inquiries are mere religious beliefs in pretty dresses - without proof, and without any hope to get any proof in any time - one is solemn in his way to answer the questions by sheer luck, belief or randomness by himself - and maybe group together with others with the same answers.
>>2835473
You didn't address the jews though.
>>2835498
>off by one.
Fuck. Almost got the same dubs twice.
>>2835498
>>2835202
[X] "Well Bianca, sycamore trees HAVE quite sightly foliage..."
Wait, did you really just say that out loud?
“…Milady should not lower herself to make such vulgar jokes.” says Bianca, surprisingly restrained.
“Yeah, man. We’re trying to have a civilized conversation. Why’d you have to start telling dirty jokes?” adds Marsha, unhelpfully.
“What’s so special about sycamore foliage anyway?” Dora seems to be looking it up on her scroll.
“Furthermore, I can personally vouch that Milady’s lower hairs are kept in pristine condition. I tend to them myself.”
“I keep forgetting that humans only have like a tiny patch down there. That must be really weird. Well, not for you guys, I guess.”
The conversation is getting out of hand. And some of those comments are ones you’d really rather have not heard.
“Well, I am glad that we are all acquainted now. I’m sure we shall become best of friends!” Perhaps by saying it aloud you could even convince yourself. It doesn’t seem to be working.
“Not until I find out if the curtains match the drapes or not. Old faunus saying, you know. ‘Never trust a Two-toned Tracy.’”, interjects Marsha.
“That is information for myself and Milady alone to know.”, retorts Bianca.
“Don’t worry, they match. I checked just now.” says a floating disembodied mouth.
…
You really, really don’t like this conversation now.
You glance at the…thing…that just spoke. As does everyone else in the room.
“Er…hi?” it says, as if its presence is perfectly natural.
…
[ ] Greet it calmly.
[ ] Scream.
[ ] Demand an explanation.
[ ] Other, etc.
>>2835780
>[ ] Greet it calmly.
>>2835780
[x] Have Bianca wrangle it
>>2835780
(They're my favorite trees <3)
>[ ] Greet it calmly.
>“Don’t worry, they match. I checked just now.”
But...but how?!
>Bianca vs. Marsha catfight some timesoon
YES YES YES YES
>>2835780
[ ] Greet it calmly
At this point it's better to go with the flow, attempting to struggle against the unrelenting tide of crazy will only cause her to sink faster
Also, I must know if Bianca is aware that we were tricked into having our first kiss stolen by this scruffy little faunus
>>2836074
She can never know.
>>2836074
>to reinstate dominance, Bianca proceeds to kiss both Marsha and us much lewder
>to re-reinstate dominance, Marsha kisses both us and Bianca much much lewder
>to re-re-reinstate dominance...
well at least now we know how we ended up in the nth dream
>>2836134
>Bianca and Marsha proceed to lewd the entire academy, then the city, and finally all of Remnant.
>>2836202
somehow somewhen Todd joins them
>>2836237
>I personally find Marsha distasteful
>Todd wouldn't care so much as long as she's hot
Pls no.
>>2835780
[ ] Greet it calmly.
In spite of the shock and absurdity of the situation, you manage to recover your senses. No matter what it may be, it only pays to be courteous.
“Hello. May I ask who you are?” by which you mean ‘what you are’. And add: “and how long have you been here, exactly?”
“Wh-what? I’ve been here the whole time!”
“Milady, please stand back. This worthless servant shall tend to this pervert.”
Bianca moves on the hovering mouth. It seems to recoil in panic, although it doesn’t seem to lose it’s fixed grin it has maintained since it’s appearance.
“Y-you’re not one to talk! I saw what you were doing with those vials and swabs!”
“…The guilty shall not be suffered to speak.” intones Bianca. You don’t want to know what those vials are.
“She’s right, you know. She’s been here the whole time.” Marsha doesn’t seem particularly alarmed by the occurance.
“Yeah. He has actually.” adds Dora.
You stare at both faunus girls.
“It’s been here the whole time? Why didn’t any of you say anything?” you turned to the mouth. “Why didn’t YOU say anything?” you feel your composure beginning to slip, along with your grip on events.
“She’s annoying and stupid.” Says Marsha.
“He’s boring and couldn’t emote to save his life.” says Dora.
“I don’t know any of you people! I didn’t want to intrude on the conversation!” the mouth seems quite desperate by now, as Bianca seems to be inches away from it, sizing up the best approach to pin it to the ground.
“Then why, perchance, would you speak now and reveal the divine secret of Milday’s most sacred of regions?” Bianca seems fit to burst at this point.
“I-I didn’t want to be ignored anymore! You guys were talking about pubes and I just wanted to be helpful!”
You can’t take much more of this.
“Look. Don’t take this the wrong way, but what are you, exactly? Why are you here?”
>>2836440
“Me? I’m a normal cat faunus! Haven’t you seen one before?”
Of course. This is all starting to fit together.
Wait, no it’s no.
“You’re a floating mouth! What are you talking about?!”
“W-wha-?” The mouth seems to tilt downwards for a moment. “Ah shit. I’ve been invisible the whole time, haven’t I?”
Just as things slowly start to make sense, the infirmary door bursts open and…white death flies through the door.
You see your life flash before your eyes. The crimson orbs bear down on you.
And past you.
“CHESTER!!!” Screams the blurred apparition.
The blurring halts, and a purple streak flies across the room and lands on the floating mouth, which seems equally shocked and alarmed.
“Inaba? What the actual fuck.” says the mouth.
The terrifying blur gains consistency, and Inaba appears, although the terrifying rage remains imprinted on her face.
“Er…” Marsha and Dora seem confused. They’re starting at the mouth.
Where the mouth had been.
In it’s place, coated head to toe in what can only be bright purple paint, appears to be a young…girl? Her cat ears flick irritably and her tail is understandably standing quite on end.
“…can ya tell what I am yet?”
You look to Inaba, then to Marsha and Dora. Who are looking at each other. Then back to the cat faunus.
“…Who the fuck are you?” They cry in unison.
End of Day 1 Part 3. Please insert cassette 3.
>>2836469
And I forgot the associated picture. Definitely time for bed.
This day is stretching way longer than I originally planned, so next part will be the final. Meeting with Ozpin will be mostly glossed over for obvious reasons.
>>2836469
Faunus only have one trait
>>2836507
I know. I'm breaking the rules, like bad boy.
All the faunus in this story have corresponding tails and ears.
>>2836523
Dropped
>>2836440
>“She’s annoying and stupid.” Says Marsha.
>“He’s boring and couldn’t emote to save his life.” says Dora.
HAH. I see what you did there.
>>2836572
I don't like "lolsorandum" people.
>>2836646
Well I'm quite fond of erratic mannerisms.
>>2836666
Fuck off MegaSatan
>>2836646
I always forget that you don't like best girl.
>>2836666
Mega Satan, please,control your urges.
>>2836666
I'm sorry to inform you that that type of character does not exist in TQ, Quadra-Satan.
>>2836707
>Todd exists
>>2836707
>26 flavors and you make them all salty
CYOAnon, pls
>>2836523
YOU CAN'T DO THAT MAN YOU'RE TAINTING MONTY'S VISION
>>2836646
>I don't like "lolsorandum" people.
That was my chief concern when writing Marsha. I probably should tone her down a bit, or at least give her calm side more scripttime.
On that note, if anyone wants to make some critical comments, please say. The choice segments weren't actually that much briefer in the end, but do say if it's preferable to the way it was before or not.
>>2836773
A vision of animal girls with only one animal trait is one of pure madness and heresy. There must be balance, of ears and tail. Even Monty can be mistaken sometimes.
>>2836773
Shane pls
>>2836523
Woah, we got a real badass here.
>>2836806
NEVER MISS A BEAT NEVER MISS A BEAT NEVER MISS A BEAT NEVER MISS A BEAT NEVER MISS A BEAT NEVER MISS A BEAT NEVER MISS A BEAT NEVER MISS A BEAT NEVER MISS A BEAT NEVER MISS A BEAT NEVER MISS A BEAT NEVER MISS A BEAT
>>2836799
She's not really crazy though. She's shown that if anything it's a coping mechanism for whatever caused her reaction to the sirens in the V2 finale.
And too much will kill you.
>>2836806
>I probably should tone her down a bit,
pls no
>or at least give her calm side more scripttime.
that I could live with.
I liked the choice segments better, because obviously more choices give us more chances to influence the story and shape it
>>2836834
I don't remember her reaction. What did she do?
>>2836833
I just realized that Neon is basically the RWBY version of Sonic.
>>2836834
Nora hasn't even had enough screentime to be randumb; she's just hyperactive and all about food
>>2836869
>>2830487
"..."
"Izzy, come on." You lean on the glass, making sure to fully expose yourself.
"Get finished up, I wanna shower too." You call out.
"I-I'm almost done! Girls need more time!"
You pause for a moment. Is that sexist? Probably.
"Then you should really hurry up, huh, bro?"
"...Oh my God..." Her words are uneven, somewhere between disapproval and arousal.
The water shuts off after about another minute. "Could you toss me a towel?"
[] Throw it
[] Hand it to her through the door.
>>2836763
I'm going to miss Dryden.
Very slightly but still.
>>2836982
>[] Throw it
>>2836986
...Why does Grievus have a floppy dong pressed against that pillar?
>>2836982
>[] Hand it to her through the door.
Don't be a dick.
>>2836986
Me too. I hope he comes back and writes/draws more.
>>2836982
>[] Hand it to her through the door.
>>2837084
No, you fucker. I want my "can't unsee"
>>2836982
You move around to the door, towel in hand. "Yeah, here."
Izzy opens the door, taking the towel with an extended arm. "Thanks..."
"Whatcha doin in there, Izzers?"
"Nothing..."
[] Sure didn't sound like nothing
[] Alright, well I gotta shower too.
>>2837476
>[] Alright, well I gotta shower too.
>>2837476
>[] Alright, well I gotta shower too.
>>2837476
>[x] Sure didn't sound like nothing
>>2837476
>[] Alright, well I gotta shower too.
>>2837476
[x] Alright, well I gotta shower too. Gotta wash that dog slobber off my dick.
>>2837476
"Care to get out then? I've got some post to clean off."
"I can smell that." Izzy turns her nose up and slips past you, towel tightly hugging her form.
You enter the shower, cleaning yourself off.
"Uhh... T-Todd?"
"Yeah, Izzy?" You ask through the water.
"I think you should get out here..."
You raise your brow, but exit the shower after shutting the water off, whipping a towel around yourself.
"Yeah, Iz-"
Izzy is holding Peng and Caliburn at the grips, holding the two apart with some effort.
"I don't... Know what's going on with this... But I don't like the... Idea..."
'Peng?' You ring off in your head, only to what reminds you of the static noise you remember of Grimm chatter.
[] Help Izzy pull them apart
[] Tell her to stop trying to separate them
>People called this
>I still don't know how
>>2837984
>[] Help Izzy pull them apart
Nope nope nope
>>2837984
>[] Help Izzy pull them apart
Peng, no! Bad Sword! No eating our new sword! Stop being jelly!
>>2837984
>[] Help Izzy pull them apart
We didn't use all those goddamn points and break the game for you to fuck us out of the best sword, Peng.
>>2837984
>[] Tell her to stop trying to separate them
Are bad things happening, or is Peng getting jelly?
>>2837984
>[] Help Izzy pull them apart
Dammit, Peng.
>>2838058
I mean... Define... "Bad"...
>>2838036
>Third best sword
>>2838065
Scale of 1 to Apocalypse
>>2838072
I'll give you Todd's dick, but Peng isn't that great.
>>2838094
Longdonger, Peng, Cali
>>2837984
"Okay, okay!" You quickly move to Izzy's side, grabbing Peng's handle, Izzy moves back to Caiburn, leaning back.
You find yourself straining pretty hard, Peng apparently wants this pretty bad.
However, between the two of you, Izzy skidding a bit on the floor, the tendrils snap, sending Izzy flying back into the bed.
'No, No! Give it back!' Peng's voice rings desperation in your mind.
'You finally brought my wings! They're mine! Give them back!'
You twinge as you feel Peng trying to influence your movements.
Odds are you won't figure anything out while she's so desperate.
'You never mentioned th-'
'G̨͕͟I̛͉̳̜͖̮̮̤V͏̵͏͓̹͇̝̰̩ͅͅÈ̸̝̟́ ̝I͏͕̖͎͜T҉̪̺̟̺̞̜͔͞ ̙̦̬̲͔͙B̧̖̣̪̕A̸̵̺̫̰͎̪Ć̥͙̯͖̜̫͕̕͝K̵̨̜̖̪̱̭̰̺͞'
[] Tell Izzy to leave the room for a bit
[] ...Let Peng have her wings?
>>2838205
[x] Tell Izzy to leave the room for a bit
>>2838205
>[] Tell Izzy to leave the room for a bit
>>2838205
>[] Tell Izzy to leave the room for a bit
Please tell me this is where we remove Peng.
>>2838182
Alright, you evaded the divine edging punishment this time.
Is Peng really better than Cali?
I mean, sure, shapeshifting is neat, but grimm-sucking (not the erotic kind) is kinda shit...
>>2838205
>[x] Tell Izzy to leave the room for a bit
Oh no Ms. Grimm, we won't lose two awesome swords at the same time, forget it.
>>2838205
>[] Tell Izzy to leave the room for a bit
You got some 'splaining to do Peng
>>2838090
Uh... Well depending on who you ask, it's -6 to Cataclysm.
>>2838237
>he thinks we can just remove Peng while holding onto something she clearly wants
irrationality defined.
>>2838247
>Cataclysm is the name of complete Peng
>>2838205
>[] ...Let Peng have her wings?
>>2838266
Isn't Izzy still holding Cali? I assumed we were telling her to leave with it so we could deal with Peng.
>>2838297
What do you want to do to "remove Peng"?
Throw her out the window in the middle of the ocean, and she's just going to swim back to land, manipulate some poor guy to bring her in our close proximity and then come back right to us.
She can move on her own and can manipulate people.
And since leviathan Peng is still alive, we can't destroy her.
Because she behaves like stick against Marines - cut her in half, we have two Peng.
Peng win everytime.
>>2838205
"Izzy, I'm gonna need to ask you to step out for a bit... Peng is being... Aggressive."
"Y-yeah, okay... Be careful." Izzy carries Caliburn out.
'No! No no no no no no! It's no!!!'
Your hand holding Peng starts to hurt, a casual inspection reveals that it looks entirely vascular, likely Peng using what influence she has.
'Get it back! Get it back!'
'Peng. Stop.'
'...'
'Peng?'
The knife transforms to its small Grimm form, wriggling against your grip, violently thrashing its arms and claws in the air.
Peng's mantis-like claws right now at least look fuzzy, like a miniature beowulf's.
'Peng, stop.'
Peng isn't listening, but isn't attacking you either, just trying to get away.
[] Try to push into her mind again... It's a two way road, you already know that.
[] ...Punch her?
[] (Freeform)
>>2838441
[x] Sing a song to tame the beast
>>2838441
>[] Try to push into her mind again... It's a two way road, you already know that.
>>2838441
You figure you've got nothing to lose trying to calm Peng down, so you start to sing a song.
Only one comes to mind.
"Hello darkness, my old friend..."
Your hand is really starting to hurt... The veins are bulging at this point. It's distracting enough to put you off-key.
You feel a small pop in your hand. One of your veins burst. What is dripping from you is not blood, at least not red blood. It's black as tar.
You don't feel anything you'd call pain, just the fluid running down... And now up your arm.
There are suddenly violent screams in your mind. Enough to make you buckle, knee hitting the floor.
[] Subservience
[] Rebellion
[] ?
>>2838630
[x] Rebellion
>>2838630
{} Reveal Option 3 Cost - 3SP
>>2838630
Fight back, Todd. Resist as if your life depends on it, because it just might.
>>2838682
[] Rule.
>>2838630
As long as we don't know what no. 3 is:
>Rebellion
>>2838630
[] MYSTERY BOX
>>2838715
{} is special.
>>2838630
[] Rebellion
I honestly don't like the sound of [] Rule
>>2838728
thanks for letting us now before putting it in.
>inb4 BUT YA DIDN'T ASK M81
