Very well, HG. You may chill out here.
>>2784351
>eats McNuggets in Raven's room
>on her bed
>>2784351
I do not see why the building is letter-shaped but I will 'chill' here.
If anyone opened that picture with the pink doughnut guy. Run your computer for any viruses, just in case if that shit was real or not.
>>2784351
>sits down on the sofa, looks around.
This is a pretty nice place ya got here.
>>2784351
>Breaks things
>A traveler wanders into the thread.
>Fucking windows 10
Looks like I'm going to be awake for awhile
>>2784351
Does this place have like a gym, or a training room? I need to work on the speed bag.
>>2786290
Try to get the screamer or whatever gorey images that pops up. I didn't click it, but I've heard about it. I'm curious as to what actually pops up.
>>2786287
Oi.
>>2786298
>catches brick in his hand.
Thanks, might use this later.
>open image of donut
>hear birds chirping at 12:46am
HELP
E
L
P
Space exploration hunger game, Yee or nay?
>>2786178
I don't feel lucky now, I feel like you'll just kill me tomorrow or something..
>>2786298
Ow.
>>2786316
It was nice knowing you
>>2786317
Yee
>>2786317
Yee
>>2786313
Hello there. How are you tonight?
I dont get it...what donut?
>>2786317
yee
>>2786269
Okay, now I'm freaking the fuck out. What the hell is going on?
>clicked that image before
>nothing happened
You guys are full of sh-
>remember that I tend to fall asleep with my computer on
>always have the sound muted
>might have been asleep if it happened last time
Shit. Now I'm worried.
I'm on my phone what's wrong with the virus pic?
Nothings happening
>>2786367
Feelin' like a metal silme! So, i'm feelin' good.
>walks behind her and taps on the coffin.
Who's the unlucky sap in this here coffin? Friend of your's?
All of you are to be hanged and shot.
>>2786375
maybe a cat or something woke them up. i don't know.
>Tab automatically closed
>Computer restarted.
>Literally just came back from taking a piss to find it opening back up to the lock screen after the restart.
My computer was charged fully and had no updates. Is this actually a real thing?
>>2786375
Anon, I'll be at your funeral to press F
All you pitiful humans are so starstruck by a little image. It's beyond hilarious, I can't wait to see the look on your face when the tick-tock on the clock ends and there's nothing left but darkness and gruesome sounds surrounding you~!
Still remember what I promised yesterday?
Should I do it?
>>2786402
you're an idiot and natural selection is coming for you
>>2786429
>pets
No worries guys. The anon who posted that pic might be banned
>>2786433
Do you wish to?
>>2786408
I am expecting something one day.
>>2786441
...Why are you even petting me, mortal? Do you really desire to die so soon?
>>2786429
Is it that month already?
>>2786412
Yeah, what sucks is that it's random as fuck. If you're fast, you can run a scan to hopefully get rid of it. The virus can start immediately or go as late as a couple of hours before it starts fucking your shit up. If you can log in, scan it fast.
>>2786440
;_;
>>2786407
A metal slime you say? That isn't a saying I've heard during my travels before.
>The traveler smiles, turning to face the conversation once more.
There is nobody inside this coffin, for it is mine.
>>2786429
It's hilarious that you would comment on that. People overreact 90% of the time.
>>2786451
I am done with everything that is important, So I could if you want.
>>2786429
I DON'T WANNA FUCKING DIE, YOU CUNT? DON'T YOU GET THAT THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS?! YOU'RE A FUCKING MESS AND I HOPE SOMEONE CHOPS YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF.
DON'T YOU DARE MOCK THAT FUCKING PICTURE. SO HELP ME GOD I WILL
>>2786429
I want to fuck Kurumi until she becomes addicted to getting creampied and all of her clock puns change to cock ones.
>>2786451
Glad to see you know how the end is going to come like the reckoning
>>2786429
Tell me about it, these cretins deserve what they get.
>>2786429
I mean come on, it's only a picture for crying out loud!
>>2786433
Don't know what ya promised, but do it anyway!
>>2786462
So ya, prepping up for your death? That's kinda sad when ya think about it... but who am I to judge ya.
>backs away from the coffin.
The name's Reck, by the way.
I'm just going to make a new thread.
That thread is going to be used for the 3 game marathon, be right back!
What am I supposed to hear
>close tab
>leave room to take a shit
>come back
>computer is now a pizza over
G-Guys I'm scared. This is starting to freak me out.
>>2786375
Scan the FUCK out of your computer.
>>2786429
>>2786483
Oh good more delusional people
>open up the picture
>don't believe in magic or viruses or anything because I'm a Christian man
>leave room to praise God
>come back
>Aikawa's apps are working
WHAT THE FRICK GUYS
>mfw simulator's feeling weird, getting unresolved symbols/reference errors everywhere.
Which one of you did tihs?
>>2786491
It's nothing more than a precaution. Hopefully this coffin will never have to be used.
>>2786458
It's always been that month, they say it takes but a few days to work in. I'll be waiting to see those gruesome faces as despair strikes~!
>>2786465
They are humans, it's but natural that they will end up like that. A fate that will overcome all of them, it's fascinating to see them ohhh sooo scared!
>>2786469
You won't die... It might cause your heart to fail however... But that doesn't mean that you'll die, you might be revived if some other mortal has the decency to help you out.
>>2786473
That will never happen, a mortal like you would never be able to satisfy me. Not even if you tried for your entire lifespan, it'd literally end up in consuming you.
>>2786483
Let's just hope it strikes them soon enough, it'll be fascinating to see the expression.
>>2786491
You know that the last thing a human sees before dying can be considered a picture? A picture of bright light before they eventually reach the afterlife, I'd make you all vanish to that afterlife as it'd be sooo much better than anything here!
>>2786508
It's not being delusional, I'm merely stating what will happen to these pitiful beings. It'll only bring me a lot of joy~!
>>2786518
like dude it's pink donut virus
>>2786284
