115 HG thread.
Give me 24, will bump up if necessary. Just make sure that it's worth my time or I'll dispose all of you. As usual, good luck little mortals~!
>>2784591
Ramlethal
>>2784591
Asuka Shikinami Langley
Iida Tenya
>>2784591
Shishido Shirou
>>2784567
Really?
Well, Shirou's the name.
Shishido Shirou, but just Shirou is fine.
>>2784591
Fujiwara no Mokou
Kuga the Sealed One
Rei Ayanami
>>2784591
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Touko Fukawa
Mikan Tsumiki
Dat Boi
Solaire of Astora
Aiko
>>2784591
Asui Tsuyu
Bass
Classy Raven
I suggest you watch your tone, girl.
>>2784591
Lucario
>>2784591
Machi
Sonata
>>2784628
I'm gonna call you shark-teeth, I'm Sonata.
Matsuda
>>2784591
Specter
The 353rd mobile infantry
I'm not entering a hateposters game.
>>2784591
King Kaito
Sato the Absolute Madman
Nova
Baki Hanma
Karahara Shima
Hatake Kakashi
Pit
Misato
Vietnamese Jesus
>>2784591
Dark Excellent Donald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljJ1IKFHa7U
Dan backslide
Fumi Kanno
>>2784666
Who is she?
Super edgy Gogo
Araragi
Mii Swordfighter
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
>>2784591
Reck
Ronnie
>>2784674
Why is she so perfect?
>>2784660
C-c'mon, they're clearly wolf teeth!
Celes
>>2784666
Can you see the care on my face being expressed? No? Neither do I ufufufu~!
>>2784653
I'll be the one to judge about that, little miss. Just make sure that you dance as well as you can talk!
>Tuesday
>get tacos for dinner
>its both affordable and delicious
I GET IT NOW
>>2784522 (Sloppy Froppy)
So stop giving me a reason to repeat myself.
>>2784539 (Wolverine with cancer)
Have you no shame?
>>2784708
A better question is why you're looking at me like you're about to eat me for dinner.
>>2784709
I know how we can find out!
we can knock your teeth out, if they grow back tomorrow, then they're shark teeth, and if they're not, then it's wolf teeth. Now bring a brick to see.
So, this is the competition? Hardly worth the effort.
>>2784711
Do you want to go at it in my place, Ludenberg? I won't be around for longer.
>>2784719
(You)
>>2784723
What's that supposed to mean?
>>2784748
What?! D-don't knock out my teeth!
>>2784746
BACON FACE!
>>2784755
>go at it
>>2784762
Huh? you don't want to know if it's wolf teeth or shark teeth?
oh I get it, you want to carry that mystery with you in the grave, huh?
>>2784746
B-becasue I love you...?
>>2784719
I just increased it to 36. Please give spot filler.
>I am going to do this at some point.
>>2784751
And then we died together, remember?
>>2784717
Let's tango, then.
>>2784762
So its you again.
>>2784783
Can you please don't twist the meaning of my words into your stupid innuendos? Thank you.
>>2784719
Only two of those were not new IPs.
Have a (You) anyway.
>>2784801
But you'll make me look bad.
>>2784613
Well met. I... Can't really remember my name. I've just always been refereed to as Lucario... Why can't I remember it... Hmm. I suppose the past lie in the past. I must focus on the future.. Hopefully you made it into the games. We may be able to actually get a chance to combat each other.
>>2784801
>That'd be interesting.
>Oh my!
>>2784801
You're gonna fuck that dog?
>>2784719
A entry thread.
ILL STEAL IT!
NO-ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Check and make your swaps. XX:27 will be the gamestart. Matsuda already swapped out in a PM for Fuyuhiko.
Make it now before I kick it off and you get to survive against the horde.
>>2784686
>That vid
The batshit insaneness gets me every time.
>>2784787
I-it's not a mystery, just take my word for it.
>>2784812
Can't you just leave me alone already?
>>2784829
Excellent! No errors in sight! Best of luck to everyone!
>>2784829
Lookin' good.
>>2784829
Aww, what a cutie pie I have with me.
>>2784844
Alright! just don't come crying to me when you want answers.
>>2784766
My... My face really disgusts you doesn't it...? I'm sorry...
>>2784791
Maybe you're overthinking it.
>>2784813
You'll just have to try not to leave yourself open to that kind of thing. You really think he'll leave you be?
>>2784829
I am ready. Proceed when you are.
>>2784825
>No. Courage is pure! PURE!
>>2784819
>cracks a rolling pin over your head
>>2784823
>It would be.
>>2784829
SWAP
>>2784660
>>2784704
>>2784829
I guess if he's gonna give it to me I'll take it.
Thanks.
>>2784762
Why are you wearing a collar?
>>2784874
I'm not the one who even needs answers...
Nevermind.
>>2784901
Is it really that important? It's just a choker.
u wil hav ungud momit
>>2784882
If this happens, someone please ava Eustace
>>2784811
Yes, that was a shock to say the least.
>>2784813
And you humans say I cant take a joke!
>>2784844
Hmmm...........
.........
No.
>>2784892
Done.
We start off with a bloodbath, most of you seem to be taking the careful way out and some others attempt to contract one another in some team-up.
Do take care with the infection, it might just be fatal when you're not careful enough.
>>2784879
No, but I can at least try to kick some sense inside his thick skull before I get bored and decide to completely disregard such comments. At least no one can't say I didn't try.
>>2784943
>flashbacks to 47 eustaces vs 1 courage
>>2784955
THANKS FOR HOSTING!
>>2784960
>STUPID DOG x 47
>>2784955
I am okay with this outcome.
>>2784954
I'm not in the mood for any of your shenanigans today.
>>2784955
I can cook food... I-I mean, if you guys want me to.
>>2784892
Thank you for your spot. I'll make the best out of it.
>>2784955
The Federation is seizing these supplies for ground support. Hand em over
>>2784955
Fucking bastards
>>2784955
I-it's only to protect myself.
>>2784954
Because we all have to laugh at every retarded attempt to humor these people. If anything whatever you're wearing on your head has more chance to get a laugh out of me than your "jokes".
>>2784955
And this is what happens when you're an important person, you always get notified first.
>>2784960
>tfw it was rigged
>>2784993
>touches
>>2784955
What an incredible waste of time.
>>2784958
Between you and me, you'll probably break your foot if you keep at it long enough.
>>2784989
I know, right? Trigger-happy little cowards.
>>2784976
It's because you're stuck with such a cool guy right?
>>2784958
Now, now dont want to say anything you will regret
.
>>2784980
Shenanigans? That was a test.
>>2784955
It is nice working with you three. So few of us in this world now. So empty...
>>2784998
>smacks hand away with tongue
>>2784955
Oh dear, I believe I am the only undead here. I hope this little sickness isn't too bad for those among the living...
Frogs are slimy and disgusting
>>2785002
Sure. Whatever. Be quiet.
>>2785019
kero kero~
>>2785019
>tfw she doesn't have frog feet
>>2784955
It might be safer outside in a while...
>>2785025
toungjobs though
>>2785004
Test? What exactly...
You know what? Forget it, I don't want to know.
>>2785025
Frogs eat bugs though.
You dont want bugs everywhere do you anon?
>>2785026
>Slaps your ass and runs off
>>2785059
Wasps also eat bugs.
>>2785072
But wasps are going to sting you in the ass.
>>2784995
Oh this? I thought a woman of your field would figure it out, guess youre too amateur-
>>2785058
You know you could just tell me what you transform into Mr shirou. Saves us a lot of time and effort.
>>2785084
Not unless you give them a reason to.
>>2784955
And we move on to day 1. I've patched up the entire situation and commentary will start momentarily as I finish some vanity items.
You better be careful out there as danger is in every corner.
RAM X HUMANITY'S ASSURED DESTRUCTION!
>>2785097
That's none of my business.
>>2785091
Fine, if it'll make you stop I'll tell you this.
I'm already "transformed".
>>2785061
>>2785026
Believe it! Shitpost-no-justsu
John Snow lives.
>>2784999
Just a short amount of time is what I need to deal with people, just then I can decide if they're worth my time or not. Can't scout talents out there without risking to lose your patiente first.
>>2785004
>>2785091
I almost never say anything I would regret later, this time isn't the exception. And how would I know about your device If you don't give it away for me to dismantle it into pieces first?
+1 UID
>>2785097
There you go, three equal parts, so don't even think about complaining.
>>2785097
Alright squad! I want mines set up on the perimeter and radio in command for any intel!
Pvt. Jenkins get on that turret and make sure no one gets near this base you get me?
>>2785121
Since when do you ERP Alice?
>>2785097
Yes Im fine!
>>2785111
Hmm? Then the original form?
>>2785091
Is it natural to want to bash this kid's head against a rock until he stops breathing? Is this what he's actually like?
>>2785123
Who the fuck is John Snow? Why should I care?
>>2785097
Would rather not get involved with whatever he's doing. Seems that whatever they're looking for, they need it more than me.
>>2785097
>F The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>F Classy Raven
>F Fumi Kanno
>F Vietnamese Jesus
Burn the bodies of these fallen ones fast. They might turn infected and eventually end up biting you in the leg.
Card games during the night? A weird way to spend your time, at least Mokou has a clue on what to do.
...Then on the other hand... Shit might get rough at nights, Kuga you need to more aware if you wish to survive in these barren circumstances.
>>2785097
Just when I need mana the most all my energy runs out. I'm not running so...death, bring it...
>>2785151
I never did.
>>2785097
I should be able to make it back if I go... umm... this way?
>>2785097
Fine, if you don't want anything. More McNuggets for me.
>>2785097
Hold there! Its not worth it, my friend-
Oh. Oh no...
>>2785167
I say you have it, I-I couldn't handle something like that!
>>2785167
G-gah.. left a blood trail behind me. This is not good. I need to get moving fast.
>>2785109
Someone with some sense finally.
>>2785121
Will you leave alone? I already have to deal with more blond idiots than I should have to.
>>2785167
Do whatever you want, I don't care anymore.
Just don't get eaten or something.
>>2785153
Why would you care about that?
>>2785167
S-sorry... I got a little carried away, didn't I?
>>2785130
1)observation
2) I will NEVER take it off,
>>2785154
>Yes he is a smug arrogant cunt
>>2785167
We will crush them touko. Raze their homes to the ground. Infect their water supply.
>>2785167
There is no purpose for a useless weapon. I should just give myself away to these creatures.
>>2785167
This is a military operation. Comply and nonone will get hurt!
>>2785167
Take as many supplies as you need! We are more than happy to share
>>2785199
You know that wasn't me. I was simply referencing something since it was a naruto image. Seriously, you need to get your eyes checked out, because I look nothing like the ninja boy.
>>2785167
How stupid of you Machi... Can you recover from your flaws or will you be the one succumbing to it all?
I wouldn't trust that woman or that guy either Pit. They got some funny looks and by funny... I mean they look like some straight up thug, even before this apocalypse... They must've been delinquents or some shit.
Seems Kuga recovered rather quickly from his fall last night, I wonder how you were even able to pull that off, kid.
An entire infantry hiding? Well I'll be damned, you must be well trained if you can hide like that.
>>2785243
Well, you are blond and an idiot sometimes. So she got you there.
>>2785243
I know. That doesn't change my statement.
>>2785248
But I'm fine, right? Right?!
>>2785248
Hmmm? Oh... I didn't realize people, were following me. Oh well.
>>2785248
I greatly underestimated my opponent... N-no.. Not yet. I can't die now. I have to get up. I have to.
>>2785248
Quick! Get down!
Command requesting permission to engage the enemy!
>you are not authorized to engage Colonel
Damn it!
>>2785248
Can't someone just share a little bit with me?
This is horrible...
>>2785252
And you're a anon who shitposts to pass the time. Would you look at that. Everyone has flaws.
>>2785254
Oh, then the other blonde idiot you have to be referring to is Elly since that is the only other blonde you talk to.
>>2785203
Ain't that a fucking understatement.
>>2785296
I'm just stating what she just said. How is that a shitpost?
>>2785223
My eyes aren't some sort of high advanced scanner, kid. If I want to know how something works I'll break it into pieces and analyze each one of them. Don't take it of then, I don't care.
>>2785248
H-Haaha...Good thing I still have some Estus left over!
>the flask is empty
Er...perhaps today wasn't the best day to forget my homeward bones.
>>2785248
>F Rei Ayanami
>F Ramlethal
>F Asui Tsuyu
>F Machi
>F Shishido Shirou
The night carries many dangers. Which ones of you will awake the sky and which ones of you won't. We'll see in a bit. Be wary as this is most likely the most dangerous period you could possibly be in within this infection.
>>2785306
I am not saying you are shitposting now, but that does not get rid of the fact that you do shitpost occasionally.
>>2785296
Sin, Eila, that kid and you. I already know how incompetent Elly can be but she is not as annoying as you as at this moment.
>>2785306
She is an idiot. There is nothing else to it.
>>2785340
Whatever the transmission was, we still need to be wary. There are still more out there. We don't know if they're infected or healthy.
Hardcore Henry is pretty fun
>intense action sequences for 90 minutes
>almost nonexistent story
>basically GTA/ModernWarfare the movie
>>2785340
So much for doing your part. THIS IS A WAR FOR HUMANITY'S SURVIVAL......Dont you understand that!
You dont deserve to be called citizen
>>2785358
Not really, only reason your saying that because that murderer decided to seal her away for a while, which almost made you cry. What ever happened to her anyway?
>>2785375
>That does sound pretty fun. Now i'm going go look at it now.
>>2785340
Can you two calm down? You're making a scene over nothing.
>>2785340
Getting it all to shine like a light, huh? You might want to tone that down little miss. It might be fatal when it attracts some infected to your position.
You might want to cover up your nose, Nova. That shit is unbearable, trust me, I know it.
Revenge is a great thing to pull of Mokou, will you be able to live up to your words however or will you fail?
>>2785340
Ronnie, you can't trust her just because she's cute
She's not even holding it right
>>2785375
You mean the best video game movie that's not really based off a video game.
>>2785372
Right and I am the Queen of England.
>>2785394
No. I have always talked down to her. What happened last week does not matter. It is fine now.
>>2785203
Consider it a science of sorts.
>>2785326
Very well human.
>>2785420
Thank you kindly shima.
>>2785420
Survival of the fittest, it's against my nature, but times change don't they Lucario.
>>2785420
Ewww what the fuck is that
>>2785420
>>2785420
You want to kill me?
Well do it!
Go on, kill me!
kill me, kill me!!
KILL ME!
>>2785420
It might be fore the better to just leave, Aiko. It doesn't seem smart to join in on all of that.
Leaving a soldier behind? That isn't the code taught to the marines, step it up soldier and stay in line. Go get your fellow survivor out, he isn't a bug.
Using bikes to outfuel the infected and escape? Smart move of you, Araragi and Hanekawa.
>>2785436
It's the truth. I don't do that, not every person is like that. Now, i'm going to play some more DQ.
>>2785438
You actually don't talk down her and you completely negated my question.
>>2785436
Jesus, no wonder England gone to shit.
>>2785420
>Whom
>Helding
Rin you're retarded.
>>2785436
Basically
Just think of it like one big cutscene
Or Uncharted 4
>>2785470
Make sure to be MVP and have fun.
>>2785468
Wa-Wait, maybe it was a mis-...it wasn't, oh, well, um...
>>2785420
>>2785447
!
>Hmm, he seemed to have noticed me
>steps out from the bushes
It would appear so. There's not many of us left. It may come down to the two of us, but I'd rather let Nature take it's course before we jump to conclusions. We are the few survivors left. Who knows, we may just make it out of this somehow...
Be careful out there. I can't promise that our next encounter will be this peaceful.
>>2785468
We need to work together if we're going to make it out of this alive.
>>2785474
If you are admitted to stalking us, then you are very bad at it. I would always talk down how pathetic she is when she is always talking about pathetic she is. I do not see why you care about us at all.
>>2785468
Even after those big words earlier about saving humanity I guess you're no fuckin different.
>>2785468
It might not be the best solution to scare an absolute madman and a nurse, don't you know they could team up and take down whatever you try and do, Gogo?
Trying to map out to a mall? I can't say that's a smart idea. I'm getting flashbacks to a certain mall around 20 years ago... Damn, time flies...
>>2785479
I'm well aware :^)
>>2785468
Jokes on you I don't have any friends.
>>2785468
We have to go back!
>but sir command said-
You are out of line private! We are going back,even if the kid is heartless. Its our duty!
help me HG i can't stop procrastinating
>>2785491
You can't be an MVP in Dragon Quest. It's an RPG..
>>2785468
clock is ticking Shima
>>2785542
>I have the exact same feeling, ho-hold me.
>>2785522
>>2785549
You're an RPG.
>>2785517
Again, you negated the question. I do not stalk people. If I did that then I would only grow more jealous.
>>2785522
This route seems to be the safest, and is out of view from the ground. There shouldn't be anyone following us. We can retrieve whatever supplies is left at the mall and meet back here to collect for the group.
>>2785542
>implying we know the solution
>>2785522
We got the supplies and are heading back,over.
>>2785533
Please marry me.
>>2785542
Welcome to the club.
>>2785568
Which sub-type though?
>>2785522
Sheesh, justa joke
>>2785522
>F Karahara Shima
>F Hatake Kakashi
>F Baki Hanma
Just fire the damn gun, it might be a kid, but that thing is no longer a human.
Throwing knives? I can't say that's the best way to take out infected animals, you seen the speed on those fucks? I doubt you can do it just that easily, but you saved patchy again, patchy enjoys getting into trouble.
Really now? Firing the gun like that Asuka? I can't say that's a great move to pull off.
>>2785536
That's the spirit soldier. That's what we need in these dire times in our military. True heroes. You're amongst them.
>>2785590
Dungeon crawler.
help HG I'm sorrounded by degenerates.
>>2785584
He's not wrong
>>2785549
Oh, so that's what DQ is an arcanum for. Never really played it. More of a Tales person.
>>2785605
I can accept that. I love dungeon crawlers.
>>2785569
Saying it is fine now is a good enough answer to your question.
>>2785609
Get out of here then, moron.
>>2785582
I've heard that one before. There's better ways to insult someone than by saying something so heartless like that...
>>2785611
>Pets
>>2785604
I thought this guy was a villain?
>>2785611
It's a good RPG series, give it a whirl... except the first one. Don't play the first one... first. Play 8.
>>2785604
Damn! Theres too many of them...theres no way we are getting back to the LZ and rendezvous with that knight.
>>2785625
So the murderer is fine after you destroyed her box? I though she would of been dead.
>>2785633
H-huh?
>>2785604
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR ITS REAL
WITH THE NON-STO- oh hey look at that
Dibs on the robut
>>2785604
I suppose this is my end. I guess I wasn't the one to save humanity or the people of this planet after all.. D-damn it. I never wanted it to end this way.
>>2785556
>holds the qt
>at least i'm not the only one
>>2785604
Patchy...? You mean me?
>>2785604
Fuyuhiko getting himself into a mess again? It almost seems as if you're trying to seek the problems yourself.
Mokou... Alas, your effort will be noted, but I doubt it'll be enough...
>>2785609
>sorrounded
Sounds like you're amongst them, kid. Shape up and get in line or you won't be taken serious.
>>2785522
How could I be so negligent of my surroundings, heheh... maybe I'm not the strongest after all.
>>2785664
Just leave me alone. You're no different from that other boy.
>>2785656
I would do that but right now I am suffering from overwatch withdrawal. Kind of have a thing where when I am focus on one thing then that's all I want to do before becoming sick of it. And since the beta is close it's suffering.
>>2785641
Don't touch me.
>>2785691
>Dark Excellent Donald ends up being the last one alive.
That is literally the worst possible way this could end.
>>2785691
Horses? Wow iv never seen one up close before. Its not an APC but it will do.
Saddle up men!
>>2785661
I do not know what happened but she was surprisingly calm the next time I talked to her. Even after she made this.
>>2785691
I-I really don't want to talk about it.
>>2785686
>F Lucario
>F Asuka Shikinami Langley
>F Misato
The absolute madman saving a kid just like that? I wouldn't have expected that, but it seems you did it again. Good job.
Solaire, I thought you cultists from the sun had some weird ways of dealing with the undead, but don't you think this goes a little extreme?
>>2785713
I might have some unfortunate news but let's see if Dark Excellent Donald manages to be the last one amongst the horde.
>>2785735
You know the murderer doesn't do something like that. She would of killed you herself.
>>2785703
O-oh, o-okay, I-I'll just leave you alone then...
>>2785758
Araragi, vanish in the shadows, quickly. It might be the only thing that saves you from this mess.
Mikan you should've known that a prank like that isn't appropriate at all. Last time someone pulled that off on you there just happened to be some issues as well now, weren't there?
Iida sticking close to the rules as expected, smart move, kid.
>>2785766
No I do not know the murderer. Even when I managed to bring up the destroyed box and shrine, she kept her composure.
>>2785758
A moment of silence for our brothers and sisters who did not make it. I swear ill make sure this virus does not end humanity!
>>2785758
You stupid bitch, we could've handled them easily if we just worked... Argh, god fucking damn it why'd you just go on and do something stupid like that?
>>2785758
>>2785691
Yous okay Koyomi
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2785805
That does not sound like her one bit.
>>2785795
Yous pretty cool Araragi, don't go into the courtyard tonight
>>2785795
Private! Report!
>we couldn't find him sir,our thermal sights were damaged in the battle. And its too cluttered!
Rodger that.
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