HG thread.
MORE EXPRESS GAMES
>24 more
>>2774264
Bikko
Yukine
I still don't even know what I did....
Matsuda
Sanae Kochiya
Eggman-kun
Bridget
Reimu
>>2774263
That is a understatement.
Tricky
Junpei Iori
GOIN' FOR 2 BOOOOYZ
Anila
Commissar Ciaphas Cain
Velouria
Bass
Rogue
Skadi
>>2774264
Ross
>>2774285
maybe a bit.
Jurgen
Parsee
>>2774273
You did nothing. It's just someone trying to start a shitstorm.
Wiggins
Pit
CENACEPTION
Most meta winner
>>2774264
Specter
>>2774292
>steals sheep
>runs away
>>2774245
A Bit too late to the party.
but This will do.
>>2774234
>My laptop has GTX 660
>Fucking shit cant run Witcher 3
>Ross
If needed.
Ramlethal
>>2774245
>No problem. I should probably get some more sleep for real though.
GENOCIDER SYO
Post HG theories
Kuriyama Mirai
>>2774318
Everyone is gay but me.
>>2774318
Kurumi is actually Aikawa and not Rin.
>>2774312
>Hard laughing intensifies
>Yall need more direct x11 support or move to linux which uses openGL
>>2774318
Hoshi is actually Korean.
>>2774318
Jude was the real creator of OFH
>>2774318
Eggman-kun is a collective of people.
>>2774318
Tricky is male, and used his little sister to fool us all
>>2774311
>it was a decoy
>>2774331
>>2774234
>Envy series im afraid.
>>2774332
>desu Jude was a power mad fag
>>2774322
Late again..
>>2774336
>>2774336
H-How did you see through my devious scheme?!
woosh
>>2774308
I'm rooting for you. If you win, it will add yet another layer of meta.
>>2774345
>The "I CAN'T BOOT FROM THE M SATA SLOT" Series
>My old man got one it's absolute shite hah
>>2774331
Denton stop shilling me to go Linux, 1 of my 3 rigs runs it and it constantly shits up.
>>2774357
Let's begin
>>2774357
Exchange
>>2774314
>>2774322
Who is cancer here?
>>2774318
Brook never died. He uses a new avatar and no one knows it's him.
>>2774357
Looks good!
>>2774373
Everyone but Bolin.
>>2774369
A-are you sure?
>>2774373
Tricky
>>2774359
Thats because you either
A)Use a shit distro
B) Need to learn how to work with it.
>Avoid using ubuntu or debian based distros.
>>2774373
>I'm a Scorpio
>>2774373
Literally everyone
>>2774357
Oh boy a girl in my team. Judging by her looks she looks very useless too. This will be a tough one. Guess I'll be using this instead..
>>2774357
>open box noises
Ring the bell, it's time to go
>>2774357
Now that the angel is out of the question, who shall i sample now?
>>2774373
Revy
>>2774327
Almost right.
You just don't know you're gay yet.
>>2774383
Entirely. I have been trying to rest for some time.
>>2774398
>>2774398
This isn't meat, this is useless.
>>2774398
..There is nothing in the bag but useless metals and bread. Take it away form me, if you would.
>>2774398
Let me go!
>>2774392
>sorry
>>2774344
>uses an anti-decoy and other stuff device
>steals sheep
>>2774388
Nooo, I wasn't born in May, I was born in November!
>>2774398
You did not change my district partner to a more competent one yet! F-Fine.... This will be harder on my end. Better run from the Bloodbath. Might be better erasing them one by one out of here.
>>2774411
>THE GETS!
>>2774398
oh my , Reimu.
You're lucky you can fly
>>2774422
>>2774411
>DOUBLE NIGGER
>>2774398
Day ONE
FORCING FAILS
>>2774389
Nah it's just an ood rig and it has a lot of flaws within the hardware. I should patch it up, I'm just sayig stop shilling it before one nigger puts it on the rig and finds himself staring at a black screen :^). You fucked up with that Lenovo however.
>>2774431
Slow.
Board.
>>2774436
I don't care anymore.
It was cheap.
>>2774434
Robotics for my left arm is better instead of full flesh. I can still cast magic anyways! But then again... This will seal my magical capabilities.
>>2774434
What do you think you're doing? The fire will easily spread everywhere
>>2774392
Huhh? I'm doin' other stuff you know? I can't pay attention to silly things like this, but thank ya'!
Be happy because you could recieve such words from such a pretty girl~
>>2774414
Where are you taking me?
>>2774434
Having the intentions of burning a harmless little sheep? How cruel of you.
>>2774434
>>2774450
Nothing.... Nothing at all!!
>>2774454
Not taking you. I'm taking the sheep.
>>2774453
How can girl be pretty without big boobs or big butt?
>>2774434
Everyone here can and will kill you, given the oppurtunity. I am the least of your worriesright now.
>>2774434
Now, time to axe someone a question. That was fucking terrible and I feel bad for saying it
>>2774454
I'm totally not....
>>2774434
RNGesus, why must you repeat the same arenas over and over?
>>2774458
Good, you know what could happen if something did happen
>>2774470
>Image related
>>2774473
No I dont...
>>2774470
TYRONE YOU FUCK!
I AM LEAVING! SCREW THIS!
>>2774470
Tyrone, as much as I find it hilarious that you're fucking absolutely nothing, it's getting a little stupid
>>2774406
Have a good nap then.
>>2774434
No one needs to die..
>>2774470
I-I'm not even old enough to get married yet!
>>2774470
This ins't good, this isn't good at all
>>2774479
It would hurt a lot
I want to fuck Booce
>>2774470
>
>>2774470
Tyrone fucked my wife? Skadi had one?
>>2774488
I wouldn't know....
>>2774470
It's a good thing I don't actually have a wife...
>>2774470
OH THE HUMANITY
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>>2774489
Tricky plz go, you should be in school.
>>2774488
>it would hurt a lot
You're a big guy
>>2774497
>shouts in the distance
Forgetting about Viridi already?
>>2774489
Stop.
>>2774495
Forest fires are not something to be so casual about.
>>2774502
For the people, anonymous
>>2774499
>implying that was me
>>2774469
Yes you were.
>>2774460
>summons more
Then by all means.
>>2774498
F for this little sheep.
>>2774506
Ah yes, the tricky bait worked as expected
>>2774511
The forest fire rises.
>>2774512
>implying it wasn't
I've seen through your tricky tricks.
>>2774513
>takes all the sheep
>builds a ranch
>sells sheepmeat and wool
Thanks!
>>2774511
But it wouldn't burn the forest.
>>2774513
But I wasn't!
>>2774504
We're not even married anon!
>>2774516
Booce said he talked to you about me
Tell me what he said
>>2774524
It was me laddo
>>2774517
I'm sorry, I will let you win next time..
>>2774517
Run away, human. I can always follow the scent trail whenever i desire.
>>2774524
80% of the time it's me
But I swear, this was the 20%
>>2774532
...o-oh, I knew that, I-I was just being ironic, ye-yeah
>>2774523
>memes
>>2774526
That shack you tried burning down was extremely close to a forrest
>>2774544
I could put it down... I swear!
>>2774517
F E A S T
FINAL FOUR
>>2774542
>tfw i'll never soap in delicious snektits.
>>2774550
that was enough gasoline to burn down a small country
>>2774555
This trap is so obvious, i am almost insulted.
>>2774561
>Kissu
>>2774531
Uh
No he didn't. At least I think he didn't. I'll check my steam.
Ok, found it, here's the trancript:
>FUTA ISN'T GAY: oh yeah
>FUTA ISN'T GAY: give it to me baby
>FUTA ISN'T GAY: you don't need tricky
>Booshinator: fuck u
> FUTA ISN'T GAY: Don't talk to tricky
> FUTA ISN'T GAY: talk to me
>>2774558
>tfw I have
You don't know what heaven feels like, but I do.
>>2774555
I'm not very hungry..
>>2774555
And now for some peace.
>>2774568
Tell me everything,.
>>2774566
>kicku
I want to get stabbed by a needle with a cyanide tip.
>>2774574
I ain't spoiling shit, find your own snek.
>>2774567
Hahahaha. kek.
>>2774576
Ow....
That kiss was great.
>>2774573
Let's follow that with some peace.
>>2774567
Good to know. Thanks!
>>2774582
Where and how can i become a generic male protagonist like you?
>>2774584
get away from me you degenerate freak
>>2774588
But I'm..I'm not even..even tired..
>zzzZzz
>>2774588
>snores loudly
>>2774592
I just want to be your friend....
>>2774588
Let's continue the trend of peace with some peace.
>>2774591
Search within yourself, anon-kun, we all have it inside us.
>>2774597
by trying to burn down a forrest, and then to sexually assault me?
>>2774604
Atleast i'll be a harem protag with a bigger dick than you.
>>2774608
I don't have many friends....
>>2774601
LATE GAME ARENA
FINAL TWO
>>2774616
META
E
T
A
>>2774615
I figured
>>2774613
ITS NOT THE SIZE THAT MATTERS ITS THE WAY YOU USE IT GODDAMN IT!
>>2774616
What a bother, now my fur is punctured.
>>2774631
Especially true when you're the one actually getting laid.
>>2774616
>you climb into the box
>closes
>>2774626
I don't know how to make new friends...
>>2774631
But that's the thing. Apart from playing hentai games and jacking off, you don't use it at all.
>>2774616
>>2774616
IT ENDS
T
E
N
D
S
>>2774640
...yeah, well, I did your mom last night...wi-with...fu-fuck, eat a dick.
>>2774656
>>2774639
You have to be friendly with people.
But not in the way you tried
THE ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY THIRD WINNER OF THE EXPRESS GAMES
C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S
>>2774665
Well technically where I come from we beat the shit out of people we meet and the might or might not be friends after.
>>2774660
Just post pictures of all the beautiful women that want a piece.
>>2774676
And thanks for plating tributes.
>>2774676
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>2774681
No problem. I like plating.
>>2774681
Securing a 4th place after a 3rd..Acceptable at best.
>>2774692
Oh boo hoo, you're only ONE of the best, not the absolute best! WE AIN'T MADE THE PLAYOFFS IN 12 YEARS!
...Sorry. I know whatcha mean.
>>2774685
>>2774681
>thanks wiggy
>and thank you for hosting Mokou
>>2774681
>>2774688
I must be ingesting some shrooms again...
Thanks for hosting...
>>2774681
Thanks for hosting
Just joined this thread. Any chance for a new round?
>>2774681
Thank you for this battle.
>>2774701
>>2774700
Who are you, what are you talking about and why should i NOT consider tearing your tongue out of your mouth?
>>2774681
Out done by boxes, god I'm pathetic. Congrats I guess and thanks for hosting.
>>2774708
Nope, that was the final game. These threads will return in a month.
>>2774701
>tfw when I root for a tribute on my games it works
>>2774708
yep in a bit
>>2774708
Gotta wait for the next host.
>>2774736
rin please host
>>2774749
>rin
eww lad
yuno please host
Who's that Pokemon?
>>2774749
I just went
>>2774724
Uh...um
Wi, uh, Wiggins, and that'd be, uh, I should jus run, right?
>>2774744
>feeds kittens
damn... my hands moved on their own...
>>2774731
>final round
Are you trying to ruse me again?
>>2774761
Pikachu
>>2774761
Jirachi, the wishmaster!
>>2774767
>>2774766
Unless the prospect of hearing your bones crack soudns exciting to you, i suggest you do exactly that
>transforms
>>2774761
>>2774778
Rin is a notorious hateposter. I would rather go without a game than deal with their whining ass.
>>2774761
Shuckle. Y'all are fucked
>>2774761
Umm...Garbodor?
>>2774785
Stop this...
>feeds more kittens.
goddamn...... my hands keep moving on their own...
>>2774797
This tbqh.
>>2774803
That would be Grumpig for you.
>>2774793
>already gone
>>2774806
>>2774806
You like cats?
>>2774803
More like Muk.
>>2774797
hate is a cycle, you are only fueling, being no better than him.
>>2774797
u mad?
>>2774833
>feeds some more
S-Stop!!
>>2774836
>looks at you
>throws you out of the window
>>2774824
Bu-But Garbodor is more disgusti-
>>2774843
O-Oh, Muk a-also works...
>>2774853
>tfw I have an endless arsenal of cats in boxes
>>2774861
Ok sorry Stocking
>>2774860
Or a Skuntank.
>>2774860
I just can't bully Mikan. Sure I view her as a futa pig but I can't bully her.
>mfw the underaged b& are more mature than some of the people here
What are some avas you want to see redone or brought back?
>>2774877
Ur mum
>>2774877
I miss the Puma Loco avafag.
>>2774867
Th-That one also works...
>>2774873
>have two hour long discussion on fascism with Janus, completely fine, no immaturity or tantrums
>try to break the ice with hane with a bit of ironic erp
>he goes ballistic, calling me irritating and blocks me
You're right you know
>>2774864
J-Jeez...
>feeds the cats more cat food.
Fine I can do this for the afternoon...
>>2774866
Are you also asking for pettings or food? You're not a real cat....
>>2774853
thanks jerk
>>2774873
underage playing pretend>adults playing pretend
well no shit
not actually serious with the above, it's all memes now
>>2774892
>talking with Hane
I can tell you messed up just by trying that.
>>2774877
Frankie, King Crimson, Defalt, Brief... I miss my old pals
>>2774871
>not wanting to go down on that 20" futa cock
>>2774877
i miss horse-chan
>>2774892
>trying to have a conversation with hane.
That was a mistake.
>>2774898
>>2774905
Kek
>>2774892
>talking with hane
literally only proving non retarded people are nore mature than retarded people
>>2774897
You're one ugly cat. Go wear this costume instead.
>>2774900
>wanting futa dick
I am straight. I don't like dicks inside my mouth. If anything I rather getting sucked off rather than me doing the sucking.
>>2774885
Or Gloom. Or Vileplume.
>>2774908
It's okay buddy. You had no way of knowing.
>>2774873
Because this board is,was and will always be plagued by avatarfags suffering from De Clérambault's syndrome.
>>2774915
is this one cool
>>2774909
The underage b& are more open to conversation to adults, so I don't have many conversations with them, so less examples of retardation
>>2774904
I have a name.
>>2774915
You sound like a small child refusing to eat food they've never tried
spiral staircase
a nice thread.
ILL STEAL IT!
NO-ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>2774918
>De Clérambault's
>not just calling it Erotomania
>>2774925
ignoring a large chunk of reasonable people there
>>2774926
hi horse-chan
>>2774925
Because we generally only open our mouths when we got something usefull to say. You open your mouth just to say something.
>>2774918
>de clarembault
The fuck you bullshitting? De clarembault is a disorder in which you believe in a delusion of others loving you. How is that applicable to what was said there?
>>2774929
rhinoceros beetle
>>2774929
RHINOSAURS BEETLE!
>>2774892
>tfw every time Hane messages me it's ironic erp
>tfw when I reply with the same he says ew
