HG thread.
EXPRESS GAMES
>24
>>2773518
End my suffering
Misato
>>2773518
Elly
Machi
>>2773518
Specter
>>2773498
Finee. Luckily I can be paitent
>>2773483
>>2773506
You do realize I will have to kill your father too if you continue? No offense there flannel, just a needed precaution
>>2773518
Ramlethal Valentine
Vic Viper
Mikan Tsumiki
Junpei Iori
Eggman-kun
>>2773518
Ririchiyo
Izaya Orihara
Benny Goodman
>>2773518
Chipp Zanuff
Iida Tenya
>>2773513
Good. Reading my thoughts is against the rules.
Kneesocks
>>2773518
Mii Swordfighter
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>2773534
Even try it and there won't be a corner in the world safe enough for you to hide in...Consider your lucky that i am not particularly hungry.
>>2773518
Velouria
Velvet Scarlatina
The Player
Flannel
>>2773514 #
Your clothes are already red and theres no better smell than blood, now turn that joke into reality!
Pit
The Dinkster
Reimu
>>2773553
I somehow doubt that that's an outright rule, but it'd certainly be extremely impolite, regardless.
Lord Beerus
>>2773579
Corrupt? I am not corrupt.
>>2773582
It is right next to cloning. And for that, it would be very extreme consequences.
>>2773561
Why dont you go after that nice rabbitgirl instead, better meat on the bone surely.
woosh
>>2773599
Looks lovely.
>>2773599
Looks good
>>2773597
YOu are not interesting to me anymore.
>>2773572
>>2773566
I never had the blood of an angel before, Father...May i?
>>2773599
Is that chicken!?
No no no, I have to focus on the battle
>>2773599
Proceed.
>>2773599
I think you've skipped Izaya or am i blind?
>>2773594
I...guess I'll just need to take your word for that.
>>2773599
Please swap me out, miss;
>>2773531
>>2773577
Best of luck, Miss Reimu.
I'm feeling rather exhausted now, so farewell, you fine fellows.
>>2773622
That sounds really creepy you know
>>2773639
If you think that is creepy, you have not been paying attention.
>>2773634
Yeah they did. A natural mistake I guess.
>>2773649
I just got back here from Skyworld, how would I pay attention to anything here until now?
>>2773634
You are correct, actually.
Kuriyama Mirai
>>2773660
have no idea how I did that
Hey you guys having a bbq I smell chicken!
>>2773624
Hellooo hot stuff~
>>2773661e
You are an angel. Or atleast som strange birdman - can't you use your eagle-eye vision to see everything
>>2773664
We must remove everything else.
>>2773665
>>2773664
Touch his fur the wrong way and i will snap your arms in two. Understood?
>>2773664
Hehahahah!
>>2773664
Let's continue
>>2773664
It's quite alright.
I've got a flight in the morning and it's currently 1:30am so I probably shouldn't be entering games anyway.
But that's ms for putting me in, gives me an excuse to stick around.
I want to fuck Tricky
>>2773673
I'm an angel, yes, but the one who sees everything is Lady Palutena, the Goddess of Light whom I work for...
>>2773664
W-Where are you taking me!? At least I wont get lost this way
>>2773665
IM MARRIED
>>2773699
Cooked meat isn't that bad you know. Next time if you don't interrupt me, i'll share.
>>2773699
I have no idea what it is.
I want to fuck DEDAN
>>2773708
Don't we all.
>>2773689
Whoa easy! Its ok, he'l be fine, I'm a spa manager. Touching people in all the right places is a skill of mine~
>>2773711
Oh god sorry I didnt know!! Pease forgive me!!
>>2773709
A Goddess?
>drool starts to escape the corner of her eyes
Do continue, birdman. How can i recognize her.
I want to fuck-ing die
>>2773729
Killing this scrawny human from afar, now where's the fun in that?
>>2773721
I don't
>>2773721
Fuck no.
>>2773729
Why? I do not deserve this.
>>2773729
I-I'm sorry, it was unsuccessful because of me!
>>2773727
Green hair, long flowing dress,a staff and a shield, godly powers... why are you drooling?
>>2773708
I want to kill tricky
>>2773729
Yes! I shall win for the emperor!
>>2773763
I never had the pleasure of sampling the blood of a divine being before. After a while, wildgame or the occasional taste of human blood gets very dull, you know?
>>2773729
Its just a prank, bruh!
>>2773769
Nice try sweetheart but it'l take a lot more than that!!
>>2773769
This is the second time you stopped me from preparing a nice, cooked male, swordfighter. You are next!
>>2773769
The Miis are always so nice
>>2773776
I would really appreciate it if you didn't talk about Lady Palutena like that. Because if you try to hurt her it will end badly for you
>>2773769
>>2773780
Hopefully not much.
On time Ukraine
>>2773796
Okay.
This may work better id I was tired.
>>2773796
I don't need your handout.
>>2773805
>that outfit
>>2773806
I was trying to be nice you douche
>>2773791
Oooooor i could just tear your wings off and present it's bones to my father and my pack, if that's what you'd rather have, angel.
>>2773796
Again..I prefer to kill my prey with my bare hands.
>>2773817
In my country, it's legal to fuck someone that isn't in your species. Or robots.
>>2773817
do not see why you are so excited. It is actually more clothing than my regular outfit.
>>2773829
Mother will not care for it. There is no purpose to this.
>>2773822
Trust me. You don't want to try. You would fail, and get hurt
>>2773829
...which all depends on you claiming victory. I wish you luck.
Hi!
>>2773829
Comedy gold!
>>2773829
I haven't needed a strategy before, why would I need one now?
>>2773858
...that's probably because I don't have a wife.
>>2773856
Damn its been a while. Where have you been?
>>2773847
I do actually want to try. Since you'd be the first angel i'd taste, i'll even make it quick for you.
>>2773858
..B-be safe, Father. I don't want to bring your remains back to the pack.
>>2773856
Hi!
>>2773829
Hmm. Plasma or lazer that is the question?
>>2773838
Wait shes a robot? Huh.
>>2773843
Sometimes more clothing in the right way can be far more provocative than none at all.
>>2773858
Fucking niggers.
>>2773858
When did I acquire that? Did El have something to do with this.
>>2773856
...
>>2773890
Who's hungry?
>>2773876
I get shitposted out of here pretty quick when I show up, so I just stopped coming. I heard HG was dying, and it made me sad, so I came as Lea to see if I could rustle up some memes. Doesn't look like it.
>>2773856
Konichiwa!
>>2773884
She sounds like one, but it could be just a little tiny cold.
Test
>>2773881
Trust me. You really don't. I'm warning you. If you try, I will defend myself
Test
>>2773904
>not superior waifu kym-tan
>>2773903
Not bad..not bad at all, for human cuisine.
>>2773883
Hi!
>>2773892
?
>>2773911
Hi!
[holds out her hand]
Lea!
>>2773921
I'm not KYM-tan.
>>2773903
We do what we always do. Remove anyone from this match.
>>2773911
What species is she? I'd kinda feel awful if i admit Ive been attractted to a hunan of all things.
>>2773916
>>2773916
Tell me to trust you one more time and i'll kill you just to make you shut up.
>>2773904
I think the lick face meme is pretty dead. Anyway nice to see you again. I would like to talk but i gotta head out.
>>2773903
I had no idea what I was doing
>>2773903
Once again, only one group!
>>2773928
[Licks face]
>>2773928
[licks face]
>>2773937
Wow, someone actually likes me!
>>2773928
>handshakes the blue lady
Chipp Zanuff, your president.
>>2773933
I don't know man, I don't even know her name.
>>2773942
El would have wanted that. Oh well.
>>2773943
CAN I ALSO RECEIVE A LICK?
>>2773958
legally, sure but a bit wierd
>>2773956
>i have to go, sorry
>>2773943
>>2773953
Thank you, anons.
>>2773928
Usually most people here would have said something more than hi.
>>2773952
>I think she was Ruby.
>>2773954
Its not my style to hate people really, especially not on the internet.
>>2773936
Well, you can try to kill me. And even if you killed me I'd just respawn. Part of the perks of being Lady Palutena's servant
>>2773970
Fine. If you won't attack me willingly, then we'll settle this on your terms. Name your game, birdman.
>>2773957
>gives donut
I have a stash for reasons, think of this as making up for messing with you earliar.
>>2773968
>it's A-OK dude
>>2773979
Then what's the big deal of you not letting me have your wings? I only need one pair..
Aikawa here
All my dropbox uploads have been taken down because they generate too many regular requests.
That is because all script files and version-checking files are uploaded there. If you have auto-update enabled, Autocropper will check a .txt file on my dropbox account and read what the latest version is, to determine whether an update is available. It only does this a maximum of once every 24 hours, and only if the program is started, but apparently that was too much traffic for dropbox.
I consider this a milestone or even achievement. However, it also means I need to look out for another hosting provider that meets the requirements.
What this means for users:
If you do a check for a new version, it will display a long error message. The message you see is dropbox telling you the download is blocked. If you press update, nothing will happen, so just click 'no'. If you don't want to see this message again, disable automatic update checking by removing the checkbox that says "Update". I will provide a new version with a new hosting provider soon, which will most likely have to be manually downloaded.
>inb4 thanks aikawa
>>2773967
THANX! I CAN RETURN THE FAVOR, IF YOU'D LIKE. MOUTH FLUID EXCHANGE VIA TONGUE IS VERY FUN.
>>2773995
Y-you are...i suppose you smell nice. And thise feathers look very soft to the touch of my hands.
>>2773989
My wings are fragile. If they get damaged, they stay that way. My wings burned off once while I was trying to save Pittoo... the only way to fix them was the rewind spring
>>2773995
Why do you keep initiating all this?
>bleach
>>2774013
You are the first stranger that doesn't want to kill me or run away. I may be Wolfskin, but i am also partly human, with the feelings of a young woman included. What of it?
Oh and my name is Velouria.
>>2773991
Merci Aikawa
>>2773982
This is appreciated. I should return to her soon.
>>2774016
I have to leave unfortunately. So I will say this, thank you for the opportunity.
>>2774016
How can I turn on someone I don't know, seriously
>>2774027
BLEACH TASTES GOOD IN SMOOTHIES.
>>2774041
By killing them? I'd wish you good luck on that.
>>2774050
I..i think i don't want to rip your wings off...for now, atleast.
>>2773973
>Ruby is KYM-tan
>>2774031
O-oh... well I'm Pit
>>2774069
WINNER NEXT SLIDE
WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR?
>>2774055
But would that really be turning on you though? It's not like we know eachother well enough to even attempt to say we're allies in the game, so could it really be a betrayal and not just another random killing the arena craves
>>2774067
So..Why is an angel descending from the skies above to visit us normal mortals? Come to deliver a message of some sort?
>sniffs Pit's face a little bit too close for comfort
I see...i can smell that you already have a mate. I'd say that this doesn't matter to me, but that's not entirely true
>sighs in dissapointing
>>2774069
...You don't look edible at all, get out of my sight.
>>2774076
NOBODY.
>>2774076
I-i am sorry, Pit....If you won't ever believe me again, please let this be the last thing you believe it's truth....Keep your wings
>she carefulyl pries a feather from one of his wings
I will be taking this, though.
>>2774079
You misunderstand what i am. If you were planning to stab me in the back like a craven, your body would betray you before the act.
Guess who's back...
>Physics IB exams..... hehehehehe....
>Also - can someone be so kind to screencap all the Pit and Velouria events this game? I'd really appreciate it.
>>2774076
DA MAN, SON
>>2774076
F I N A L E
>>2774089
>flicks
>>2774102
Cravenous human.. I should've ripped your heart out when i had..had the cha -
>tfw I just ordered a Lenovo y500 15.6 inch with the 4gb gtx960
>mfw I diden't realize the design
>mfw buyers remorse before buying the laptop
>mfw not even the ROG alternatives where available
>Just fml up
>>2774076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8t2VxWLGbI
>>2774110
>y700*
>>2774102
OH!
AT LEAST SOMEONE IMPORTANT WON. GOOD JOB!
>>2774102
Congratulations Junpei, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2774124
And thanks for playing tributes.
>>2774109
There was like three people left, of course I'm going to try to make it so I win. I don't have natural kill everything abilities like Eggman-kun
>>2774122
>implying I was ever important
>>2774124
Wooo!
>>2774141
Thank you for the tournament.
>>2774132
well, thanks for hosting
>>2774132
Thanks for hosting
>>2774141
Thanks!
>>2774132
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2774095
I got all 3, Should I compile them or something?
Or would you like singular...
>>2774108
>RKO's You out of the shadows
Yukine kill yourself.
>>2774133
>implying you're not
>>2774110
>>2774117
>lenovo
>buying anything other than gigbyte or msi once you reach the 1000$ range
>>2774132
Atleast i got some treasure..the feather of an angel.
>>2774157
Can someone kill me too?
>>2774149
That does not exist.
>>2774124
congra-
>thanks for hosting
>>2774155
uhh
>>2774157
what did I do this time?
>>2774171
Hello to you as well, Reimu
>>2774160
>Not available from local retailers
>And this shit was 900€
>I'm regretting it but fml my laptop is about to die
>>2774160
No one asked for your input, shitposter.
Ayy, Junpei is back. Nowi's gonna be happy to see you.
>>2774176
Don't be stupid idiot. If you're going to flick anyone, flick that ship not me.
>>2774183
>>2774117
>>2774110
>mfw My RoG G75 is now 6 years old.
>running dark souls 3 in 30 FPS.
>>2774183
>local retailers
>>2774187
what?
>Have we ever had a souseiseki?
>>2774181
Hello.
>>2774080
>>2774088
It's the arena. What can you do? Like I said, I respawn anyway, and my wings are fine, so all's well that ends well
>>2774183
>>2774160
>this feeling when i went for an hp.
>>2774211
How are you doing today
>>2774211
one of these things is not like the others
>>2774095
I hope it is to your liking.
>>2774195
>My 6 year old laptop has a GTX 330m directx 10 only
>So no gayman allowed
>>2774196
>Local Hardware suppliers*
>I'm buying these shits for cost
>I'm not paying all the taxes.
>21% sales tax
>1% tax on hard drives
>Eco taxes
>Shit gets expensive.
>>2774223
>Depends on the Laptop
>If it's form the enterprise series your gucci
>If it's not commit suicide.
>>2774199
>We've had her twin and Shinku, but not her. Think you're good to go, if you're wondering about her availability.
>>2774220
Did you atleast enjoy the time we spend together? As strange as it sounds, i did. And your feather feels and smells otherwordly. I shall treasure it for aslong i still walk.
>>2774237
Thanks
>>2774232
>>2774155
>Thanks to the both of you
>>2774227
I am doing quite well today. Had a conversation with the god of money only to find out it was a person pretending to be a god.
>>2774243
>No prob!
>>2774240
I have to admit, it was pretty fun!
>>2774228
You're right, I never knew Reimu had a blue outfit
>>2774250
Are you serious?
It seems like some people here belong in a mental ward
>>2774194
Trust me bro, I'll be happy to see her too
>>2774261
..Hunting and stalking prey in the deep, dark woods of Nohr is more fun, if you acquire the taste for it. If being an angel ever becomes boring to you, you should try it.
quit hiding gogo
>>2778032
Im at work
