HG thread.
EXPRESS GAMES
>first 36
Lord Beerus
Sally
Kurumi
Iida Tenya
Carmen Laforet
>>2740504
Mononobe no Futo
Luluco
>>2740504
Natsuki Subaru
Martin Rauch
My avatar
Mii Swordfighter
Bikko
Karen Shirogane
>>2740465
Kuku... Karen Shirogane, a powerful demon sent from the underworld to torment mortals, grant wishes and collect souls of the damned.
>>2740466
A battle it is, then.
>She raises a hand.
Come, my minions! It is time for battle!
>A flock of crows approaches.
>>2740468
KUKUKU!!! You're prepared to pay for another wish already? I hope you are... for this shall be costly.
>>2740506
I was once an angel, now a demon! A fallen angel! Kukuku!
>>2740504
Lenny
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2740504
The frumious bandersnatch
Stalker
>>2740504
Ge-Ge
Iroquois Pliskin
Alpha-Omega Nova
>>2740504
Sendou Yukari
>>2740504
Lucario
r u fkn srs
Sato the Absolute madman
Casey Neistat
Captain Eruna
Eggman-kun
Bob
Matsuda
Anila
Ricky
SAVE THE WORLD
>>2740530
>tfw midori will never shoplift you
Are you the same Sally from November?
>>2740545
Boss?
Spike
Sol Badguyh
>>2740504
Lord Shen
Snas
Yukine
The Player
Tanaka the Forbidden One
Kuriyama Mirai
>>2740504
Reck
Jetstream Sam
Reimu
>>2740504
All three powerpuff girls
>>2740537
Karen sounds american, I just hope you don't share the same attitude as one.
also, grant wishes? any kind of wishes? you sound like the wishmaker.
>>2740563
That's Pliskin.
Captcha victim
>>2740445
>>2740537
>She smirks
Thou hesitate.
>>2740520
>>2740503
>>2740565
>I had a fair, if short conversation with them last night. They're a new one, at that, so she probably got so much memestorms, backlash, and so on she just fucked off.
>>2740567
>>2740537
I'm fully prepared!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICES!!!
>>2740561
>why live
>>2740586
He looks an awful lot like Boss...
reposting
>>2740450
I've heard descriptions. I'm glad that Tricky isn't that retarded anymore but I'm curious to some degree.
>>2740479
>no friends
I thought I fixed that, ffs
>>2740496
Nah, you're easily the best looking on that list
>>2740420
You're not really that old, right? There are a lot of weirdos here, but I doubt that would be possible.
>>2740466
>>2740444
Yes? Did you say something?
>>2740537
>grabs a horn and runs
>>2740540
>waves
>>2740504
THE CAPTAIN
>>2740594
what does this mean
>>2740571
Cute.
>>2740575
>>2740585
>>2740605
Immortals do tend to live for such lengths.
>>2740612
It is a SNES
>>2740577
>>2740192
>>2740606
>Sheepishly waves back
>>2740581
>>2740504
That's the last time I let bubbles go off to pet a dog before we try to enter the games. She always has to do something to cause us to be late. Whatevs. It'll be fine watching form the sidelines.
>>2740149
>Tfw too afraid to reveal face because of those that may actually know me.
>>2740603
She flatout showed her breasts with a timestamp from what I know. Didn't see any of it thank fuck.
>>2740593
>Talking to people in erp.
You should kill yourself.
>>2740602
No, that's Solid Sna- I mean, Iroquois Pliskin
>>2740605
I definitely slept! So you don't need to check that...
>>2740631
>guy and futa is 25% gay
ahahaha, nice
>>2740592
Has it been that long?
>>2740645
Snake?!
>>2740630
I know that but what does that have to do with sans
>>2740639
>approaches, slowly
>>2740582
Kukuku... of course. It is a demon's job to grant the wishes of mortals who are willing and capable of paying for such things.
>>2740593
I see no reason for combat, as it is not my fated battle.
>>2740595
>She smirks evilly.
Ku. Ku. Ku.
That is not the price! I ask of you, share those treats with someone so that my curse may spread! KUUUKUKUKU!
>>2740606
W-wait!
>She coughs.
Minions, go!
>The crows steal her other horn and deliver it to the thief.
Wait, not like that! C-come back!
>She gives chase.
>>2740641
>talking to anyone in hg
>>2740641
>They're from it. I've still yet to post then.
>>2740510
>1, Mokou is hosting. 2, I don't have my code on mobile. 3, I don't know how I'd get the roster up in less than 45 minutes, much less cap any slides. Sorry, my shit games will have to wait.
>>2740593
>That sucks. Hopefully they can just pound through it.
>>2740537
You are the nicest demon I've met then.
I am Iida Tenya.
>He bows.
>>2740593
>some actually tried picking up alma
That was their first mistake. Alma is a garbage-tier monstergirl anyways.
>>2740640
She also posted her bajingo. Wasn't there for that, not sure how to feel about this.
>>2740667
He said snas, which is 1 letter off from snes
woosh
>>2740545
Didn't Sunset fag this guy?
>>2740678
>Just admitted to posting on erp.
>Tries to lie about it.
Kys
>>2740675
You can't be serious! I need those treats to keep me from not dying, and you want me to give them to someone else!?
>>2740602
>B-but Snake died on that tanker years ago.
>>2740603
>Th-thanks Bolin.
>>2740690
Looks good
>>2740690
Looks great, host!
>>2740579
Waifu chaaaaaaan
>>2740683
Awesome, thanks.
>>2740675
Victory is mine!
>>2740675
and the price being?
>>2740690
Swap
>>2740543
>>2740570
>>2740690
Ready for action!
>>2740675
Why wouldst thou so easily accept such a predetermined fate?
>>2740690
Tch, him again.
>>2740694
>Yeah. Except I didn't. They outright stated they came from there, to here.
>>2740620
>Ayy saved.
That's one handsome guy in the distance, don't you think?
>>2740690
A little too late to the party...
>>2740690
Take the H off the end of Badguy, would ya?
>>2740694
Quit trying to b8 Yukine.
>>2740690
Here's to a quick and painless death.
>>2740687
What the hell? Christ, Tricky, what was she thinking?
>>2740690
Looks good. Rooting for skelly bro.
>>2740692
What happened to sunset? I left a little after spike died and came back.
>>2740712
>who is this qt?
>>2740673
>Urge to run away intensifying.
>>2740690
Lo-Looks good...
>>2740721
Shut up sol badguyh
>>2740694
>>2740678
Futo does erp in the erp thread.
>>2740723
fuck off
>>2740544
>>2740730
She quit for good. She even deleted everyone off here steam (including spike).
>>2740699
No problem Zacharie
>kissu
>>2740730
No idea. She refuses to send nudes on request.
>>2740744
Fuck off ERP Youmu, we already have an HG Youmu
>>2740717
Sure you don't. You can drop the act.
>>2740744
>WHAT
>There's actually an ERP Futo?
>>2740730
She left. We think. She's prolly lurking or picked up someone else.
We also lost JC, Shorty, and Aaliyah. Seth went to jail for arson, and Hoshi got sent to boot camp but came back.
>>2740615
....Wh-why d-do you insist on calling me that?
>>2740690
Let's commence the battle.
>>2740763
futa* :^)
>>2740690
Ahh, some fresh faces. Let's see how long my blade stains in these 'games'.
>>2740763
Hell no. I haven't seen shit.
It seems as though i've missed this game. I guess I shall find a way to "Entertain" myself in the meantime, Ufufufu~
>>2740764
LEAVE!
>>2740768
Seth isn't in jail you cuntnugget.
>>2740759
B-but I need to expand my lust for cocks.
>>2740763
That's you.
Yo everyone
>>2740784
I forgot my picture as well. How embarrassing.
>>2740690
Let's begin.
>>2740735
Eruna!
>>2740738
>awkwardly trying to act calm
Hello Mikan, how are things?
>>2740682
It is a pleasure to meet you also.
>She curtsies.
>>2740690
Kuku... Let combat commence!
>>2740696
FUFUFUFU!
I have plenty more of those where that came from, mortal!
>>2740712
W-wait!
>She coughs, and stops to catch her breath.
G-give them back! Please!
>>2740713
Kukuku... That all depends on the wish.
Dealing with the devil requires you to pay something of equal value. It will not happen any other way.
>>2740717
Fufu... My demon master tells me it is such, and I see no reason to doubt their words.
>>2740785
Huh? Me? Why?
>>2740764
>White background
>Not making it transparent
>>2740763
>There's an ERP version of almost every 2hu
>>2740739
Are you ASKING me to kill you?
>>2740793
Are you old alma?
>>2740744
>>2740763
>ERP Futo
The madman
>>2740769
Because I love girls who look good while wearing glasses.
I'll rate your ships.
Step right up mongoloids
>>2740626
Another immortal?
If you can't die, you just live forever? This place is so weird!
>>2740647
You definitely played games. If you slept, then come here.
>>2740673
>>2740639
I got my eyes on you two.
>>2740796
Are you not going to give me your name now?
>>2740813
>>2740816
Bolin x Hajime
>>2740768
>Seth went to jain for arson
>>2740748
Well, that doesn't sound too bad. Sounds like she went out well.
>>2740753
>TOPKEK
>>2740768
Hoshi's in the military? That's kind of surprising. But that's pretty cool nonetheless.
>>2740816
Don't worry I'll rate mine for you.
>a mistake/10
:^)
>>2740807
Even the loli 2hus?
>>2740807
There's none of Cirno, thank god.
>>2740816
Blake x Link
>>2740795
>oh, from mikagura school suite right? is that show any good?
>>2740796
Okay!
>gives them back
I've already won though.
>>2740820
I'm behaving!
>>2740838
So sad
>>2740795
I-Its going go-good, I-I guess...
>>2740820
Pl-Please do...
>>2740816
Bubbles X Macho Man Randy Savage.
>>2740840
>Stocking
>>2740812
God fucking damnit.
post friends
>>2740784
Jeez...that's a sight for sore eyes.
>>2740816
>Tao/Souda seems entertaining to me. I'm not going to do it though.
>>2740812
Three...two...one...
>>2740796
The one who sullied thou? Thou must be mad.
>>2740820
Such are the results of our ritual. The only thing that can wrest us back unto the cycle of reincarnation is a death spirit themselves, and they art far too weak.
>>2740792
Hello, madame.
>>2740793
And after a such unceremonious departure, at that.
>>2740830
>Oi.
>>2740762
>I've adamantly refused to touch the threads across any of my avas.
>>2740788
>Like hell, this is the first I've even heard of this.
>>2740807
>I barely even glance in there once in a blue moon, let alone know what goes on in there until it spills over to here.
>>2740842
>No ERP Cirno
We can change that
>>2740792
Just in time to watch us all die. How lucky of you.
>>2740796
It's actually a great idea! I think I know just the people to share them with!
>>2740795
>>2740800
>>2740820
>>2740738
Here, you guys are nice to me, so I'll give you guys food this demon lady gave to me. Enjoy!
>he hands you guys a plate with baked goods on them
>>2740812
Even now I still get cursed...
>>2740812
>>2740841
>Perhaps.
>>2740842
>Cheats.
LET ME HEAR YOU HOWL, WOLFPACK
>>2740843
>not alma x link
newfag
>>2740816
Alright, my ship is called the Titanic.
>>2740852
>whispers sweet words into nurse-chan's ears.
>>2740813
How unpleasant.
>>2740796
And how much value is a, say, a custom made pistol?
>>2740876
Howling is for cancerous furries, desu senpai.
>>2740812
Was it really worth it? You ended up taking your own life as well.
>>2740881
>August isn't newfaggotry
Newfag
>>2740883
Thats deep.
>>2740816
![[HorribleSubs] Gakkou Gurashi! - 01 [720p] 01159.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bge8RPB.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gakkou Gurashi! - 01 [720p] 01159.jpg")
>>2740876
AWOOOOOOO!
>>2740871
Please don't.
>>2740875
You're one to talk about cheating.
>>2740876
Hey, that's my schtick. Not cool bro
>>2740873
I don't trust those things, especially from someone that eats stale bread everyday, besides I cook for myself.
>>2740859
>Not me, but you are right, it was a mistake
>>2740884
...Th-Those are. um, pretty sweet nothings...
>>2740858
Stop it.
>>2740816
How about my Murasama and me? I think we make pretty pair together.
>>2740784
>>2740793
Wanna go and slice through melons while we watch?
>>2740816
utsutsu x ringabel
>>2740897
It was foolish of me to forget my helmet.
>>2740807
hm?
>>2740876
AWOOOOO!! *Coughs* Shit!
>>2740913
Just think about it
>ERP Cirno walks in
>demands icecream cones
>because she is a baka, she will think our dicks are icecream cones
>say that the icecream is inside and that she has to suck real hard to get it
>>2740897
It was the weirdest thing ever. You went crazy and killed two girls, one of which was around ten years old. I felt like I wasn't even looking at the real Mikan, you know?
>>2740926
The least you could do is try one. I need this so I can get a toothbrush and toothpaste.
>>2740897
'Twouldst certainly be about time, and mine third, at that.
>>2740868
Hey there tower hat.
>>2740873
I usually do watch you all die regardless, but how are you doing?
>>2740827
Kukuku... Had I not already told you?
I am Karen Shirogane, a demon!
>>2740847
>She puts them back on another time.
Fufu! Absolutely not!
You have simply forced my hand, as you are a powerful adversary. I have no choice...
>She smirks, taking on a "menacing" pose.
...but to use my ultimate ability.
>>2740868
Kuku, of course not.
>>2740873
Kukuku!
>She pulls a purse out of her pocket.
Consider your wish granted, as soon as I locate a store!
>>2740887
>She seems surprised.
Th-that's what you want?
>>2740897
Kukuku... Such a wish, and no form of payment.
>>2740934
Would suck/10
>>2740948
>>2740924
>>2740816
I'll bite. How about Buttercup and that skeleton guy she was dating a little while back? Personally, I'm not into that kind of stuff, but what did you think of it?
>>2740934
>That's one of the less over-the-top fanarts at that.
>>2740913
I'm not talking about cheating, cheater.
>>2740944
>Almost.
>>2740948
>Pukes my insides out.
It's almost as bad as a Remilia erper.
>>2740847
Yep, I can see. Go on like that and I won't have to grab you.
>>2740852
It's alright, I'm here.
>>2740868
Hmm. I know someone that claims he gets revived every time he dies. What do you think about that?
>>2740873
Demon lady? Are you sure?
Well, they look pretty safe. I'll take on, thank you!
How are you doing today?
>>2740970
>Wrong link. Kill me
>>2740876
>>2740949
Wait what do those two have to do with each other?! I mean you could just buy tooth brushes and toothpaste.
>>2740963
Furry porn X Fox McCloud
>>2740960
Well yeah, that and an artifact that heals wounds without giving me radiation, a more suitable armor that doesn't slow me down like a bitch and finally a god damn friend that doesn't shoot me in the back.
>>2740963
Well at least we can both agree on that.
>>2740963
Fuck you
>>2740969
>>2740986
>cum on her face
>the cum freezes on her face
Parsee use your ERP magic and make it happen
>>2740846
>Not really, it's got Eruna,. that's about it
>>2740852
G-Great!
>awkward and stiff grin
>>2740960
...
>grabs a horn again
>>2740991
This is hard...
>>2740948
That's pretty funny.
>>2740960
I caught the demon part, but I don't think I remember your name, mostly because your crying overshadowed most of you.
>>2740985
Still a scary thought.
>>2740960
What reason hast thou for such loyalty, hm?
>>2740991
Resurrection 'tis a form of immortality. Our host, for example, hast acquired another form of immortality, at that. The very idea of death hast been entirely removed from her being.
>>2740951
So far so good. Normally I die right off the bat, but this game looks like it'll be in my favor.
>>2740960
Wait, why're you trying to run off now? I want my stuff, dammit!
>>2740988
Tell me why they call you the madman.
>>2740991
Horrible! I'm getting treated like a 2nd rate citizen for no reason!
>>2740993
I could, but this is different. It's what I like to call "free".
>>2740746
Hmmm?
>>2740975
>>2740983
...Bang.
>>2740963
(You)kinex(You)kine
>>2740897
Is that a cheeseburger?
...
Can I eat it?
>>2740988
W-Wait, I didn't know that cheeseburger was yours! I'm so sorr--
>>2741005
>aw. she's cute tho so i might still watch it
>>2741022
That's a good point when you bring it up.
>>2741018
You fucked up.
>>2741004
No. I would rather die.
>>2740985
You're a cheater, cheater.
>>2740951
Of all the names.... Couldst thou truly not attain a more clever nickname?
>>2741018
>SHIT.
>HOW DID I NOT CHANGE FOLDERS
>>2740897
What the fuck?
>>2740963
>Never thought it was that good.
>>2740988
>He passes out.
>>2741018
>tfw this will never happen to you
>>2741030
(you)/(you)
>>2741034
>I KNOW
>>2740963
Am I dead/10
>>2741022
Baboon x every female here? Opinion?
link x blake
lambda x a dog
give me ships to add
>>2741015
Erp has almost has every HG ava.
>>2741067
Shorty x Weed
>>2741067
HG x a noose
>>2741005
What is? Behaving?
Maybe you need more practice?
>>2741018
Your host? What do you mean by that?
>>2741023
Were you being a delinquent again?
Also, I changed my mind, those baked goods don't seem to be so trustworthy, if they're really made by a demon. Maybe you should eat them first.
>>2740999
What you desire... is the ability to be healed?
Kukuku... I can grant such wishes.
>>2741005
It is too late for that now! Behold!
>She throws her arms to the side. Two pairs of soft, angelic wings burst from her back.
My true form! Now, give that back!
>>2741013
T-that was an act, remember?
>>2741018
Fufu... It is only proper.
>>2741023
I am going to find you toothpaste and a toothbrush, as per your wish! Don't try to stop me!
>She starts running.
>>2741052
KUKUKUKUKU!
>>2741038
Feels great, doesn't it?
>>2741044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTKhOvBNakM
>>2741052
Your polices have made me a changed man, Bob. I'm glad we could have this chat.
>>2741067
You x Cyanide. Because bleach is a harlot that has been with everyone.
>>2741032
Do what you will
>>2741079
I behave!
>>2741080
Woah!
>Starts touching wings
>>2741071
Except mine, and thank god for that.
>>2741005
Y-Yeah...um, th-this is awkward...
>>2741080
Kinda, my right hand can't stop shaking, so what's the price for this healing?
>>2741056
>I don't even know how that happened, okay. It just completely slipped my mind.
>>2741052
Suspicious....
>>2741079
The one currently providing these 'games', of course. Her name is Fujiwara no Mokou.
>>2741080
In what sense?
>>2741018
>Bites neck
>>2741023
Ok, that's super sketchy and I want no part of it.
