Hg thread
>>2739099
>Yes
>I identify as xir, check yer privilidge
>Yes
>Fuck if I know, my life is one big meme so I might as well call it no longer depressed.
>Naw, despite being here during nights, my insomnia gives me enough time to chill with buds during days n evenings.
>I barely play any vidya, just doesn't really interest me all that much
>>2739294
First for senpai
>>2739274
And what might that be? I shall listen.
>>2739294
Does GR 13 apply to to /qst/?
>>2739229
guess
>>2739260
>>2739221
>I have my reasons
>plus I only arr pee with 2 avas, I still love using Neptune but I just have to choose the cripple over her
>>2739001
No. But if you're careful, I could give you some of my pictures to look at. Maybe they will tell a story.
>>2739012
Where did it go?
What I mean is that you shouldn't be in possession of such a weapon. Those are for grown up men, don't play with them. In fact you should give it to me.
>>2739085
>Favorite
None
>Least Favorite
All of them
I gave up on RPing at all a while back
>>2739319
Yes
>>2739294
>>2739322
Guess what?
>>2739331
Where is Iida?
>>2739282
Do you think you're funny?
>>2739310
Don't worry kohai, I didn't notice!
>>2739271
>He bows.
M-MY APOLOGIES FOR MY EARLIER RUDENESS!
>>2739335
Welp, there goes that plan.
>>2739267
>Well its a nicu feeling
>I feel like my first is always my best, If I know what I'm doing right away.
>>2739260
Take your bet's lady and gentlmen
>>2739311
The ways of Tao art not so cruel.
>>2739330
Away.
>She laughs briefly, covering her mouth with a sleeve as she does so
Gender is irrelevant, and dost thou know how old I am?
>>2739085
>repost
>favorite
Asgore: plenty of reasons.
Least:
Maybe Free or cow: they did not survive the test of time but who knows maybe one day.
>>2739365
Canacuck.
>>2739353
Would've been a step backwards anyways considering the 1 min image post timer
Out of all my avas poste here i still have folders and/or care about, which 1 do you like the most?
>>2739343
>I am Lida meme
I will never know how this meme came to be
>>2739365
Iceland! Right?
>>2739384
>Lida
its iida
>>2739383
Twisted fate, trap monk, Severa? and Anubis are the only ones I interacted with so them.
>>2739384
>shouting RP
>only talks to Squid Girl
>saying Lida
not to mention the UID didn't go up
>>2739260
>>2739384
>Lida
>>2739085
>Favorite
Ruby and Stalker, mainly because I like Ruby's character, and I fucking loved the shit out of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>least favorite
Sonata is getting more and more boring.
>>2739402
>Trap Monk
>>2739408
Fuggin Canacucks.
>>2739085
>Favorites
Donic/Nanashi/Yurei/Asellus/Empress: I feel as though these are the people I have the most fun with. Though Asellus maybe getting replaced in the future, still haven't decided on that.
>Least Favorite
Kamui: Eh... I just don't know about her. I kinda of just lost my drive.
>>2739260
>>2739351
Kukuku... I shall accept your apology.
>>2739372
Such information is meaningless, for I am a demon.
>>2739419
Don't act like it isn't true.
>>2739422
A-At least the dutch still love us!
l miss Kuckna
>>2739344
Nooo, you said try me.
What should I be trying instead?
>>2739437
I-I doubt it :^).
>>2739085
>Favorite: Martin because he's the least cancerous
>Least Favorite: Takeshita because she's the most cancerous
>>2739408
>iceland has less trees
depends what part, Lord of the Rings was filmed there
>>2739435
Not really my problem that i wasn't blessed with strong masculine appearances.
>>2739372
About... 12?
And no, it's not. You shouldn't be i possesion of that thing.
>>2739429
Hawaii?
>>2739454
Jokes on you, they send us birthday tulips every year
>>2739451
>try to send image of ireland
>send bolin image instead
waow
>>2739423
>Mfw I didn't put Donic on this
>That needs to change.
>>2739455
>Takeshita because she's the most cancerous
Shipping is a mistake.
>>2739456
>only says "wew"
>no argument
link me your anonpost
Quite the pleasure to see you all again1 I hope you all had a wonderful slumber just as I?
>>2739429
mexico,
go away rara
>>2739456
Of course you couldn't have read it. That is why your Iida is terrible.
>>2739461
It's ok, it's who you are. Aikawa has the same problem.
>>2739476
>>2739260
From outside my window
>>2739476
>>2739260
Great country
>>2739459
I can confirm Iceland Has less trees than Canada senpai
>>2739474
>It really is.
>>2739476
I did! I slept like a newborn baby. I hope you had a good rest as well, succubus.
>>2739480
Jokes on you, its another spic
>>2739464
>Man,I fucking wish, I'd give anything to move to the Big Island, shits so fucking comfy.
>>2739430
I must compliment you on your theatrics earlier, I was almost sure you weren't actually a demon!
>>2739260
>>2739476
>inb4 3 sophitos pop up and no one replies to them.
>>2739467
>Our royal family took refuge in Canada when our friendly east neighbours decided to invade.
>>2739476
o shit
>>2739507
>California, just like me.
>>2739475
>Assuming: the post
>An argument
Okay
>>2739085
>least favorite : Uhh, dunno. Everything that requires effort I gues.
>favorite : Mami/Matsuda I'd say.
>>2739467
Jokes on you, I'm not actually Dutch, hah.
>>2739488
Sweet view. Nowi?
>>2739429
SoCal
>>2739509
ocean island
>>2739504
Oh i did of course. Ufufufu~ Such a pleasurable dream.
>>2739450
That was a threat.
>>2739533
Water island.
>>2739260
>>2739485
In my defense, i'd be terrible at what i do if i had the physical build of an ox.
>>2739476
almar ulcer???? is that u!!?
>>2739522
>>2739512
WRONG
>>2739530
RIGHT
H-How did you know?
>>2739429
>>2739523
>Yee, gud jub
>>2739535
Was it as pleasurable as peeing after holding it in for a long time, or that first bite of a warm apple pie?
>>2739260
Too easy
>2739476
Did you hear something too?
>>2739530
>LF likes to fag someone that isn't an asshole
What is wrong with you, son?
>>2739508
Kuku... Yes, my theatrics, of course.
>Her wings retract.
>>2739430
That meanest naught. Thou couldst more than reattain such distinction in the ways of Tao.
>>2739462
TWELVE!?
>She seems genuinely shocked. (I blame artists for ignoring the fact she's supposed to be a grown-ass woman)
Such foolishness. Even at the worst I hath but been called 15 and about.
>>2739476
Hm...? Another demon. They art certainly commonplace 'ere.
>>2739423
>Insert muffled Aussa despair here.
>In all seriousness I'm glad you're still around and enjoying yourself here
>>2739309
>The face on the cup always gets me, I gotta admit
>>2739563
Too easy.
>Now back to DQ 3
>>2739568
The first sounds rather painful, darling.
>>2739582
What exactly did you come for again?
>>2739561
iPhone and it looks like a nice tropical country!
>>2739571
All day every day.
>>2739578
It gets boring at times to come up with insults without making it reiterate all too much.
>>2739577
It's literally an actual ava, though. They showed up yesterday during deader hours.
>>2739260
filename
>>2739558
How true. Swinging an axe around and all.
>>2739587
>No it's not, it's not close at all
>>2739589
youre a big guy
>>2739585
>My anniversary is coming up, there is no way i'm leaving before that.
>>2739476
Uhh... is this bait?
>>2739260
Here.
>>2739585
I care not for it. I do not need such things.
>>2739593
Fu. Fu. Fu.
>She points dramatically.
It is exactly as I said before!I am here to grant wishes and send damned souls back to the underworld where they belong!
>>2739600
And healing a certain wounded tactician when a stray arrow hits him in the sides. All in a day's work, my friend.
>>2739603
[spoiler]for you[/spoiler]
>>2739603
FOR YOU
O
R
Y
O
U
>>2739522
>>2739480
You fucking assholes, making me go find a pictures of this godawful place.
>>2739612
Aussa?
>>2739589
Not at all. Imagine a long car ride with no rest stops. You've been drinking a gratuitous amount of water, and you feel the pressure building up. Right when you think you're at your breaking point you see a gas station. You go in and relieve yourself after almost breaking. It's like lifting a one ton boulder off your shoulders!
>>2739594
I always though you where French
Or Beligian
>>2739260
>That happened literally a year ago.
>>2739610
It's not buddy, it's faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from it.
>>2739594
Damm phones giving away who I am
>>2739615
Fair enough, who's bright idea was it to have the tactician in the front lines anyways?
>>2739585
It appears you're pretty older than you look then. I know someone like that. However, you should still not swing a sword. Whoever gave you that, please put it away.
>>2739598
Hello there. Eruna. Are you doing well today?
>>2739476
>>2739610
>>2739587
Yes
here have a pic of my house
>>2739614
You're going to send everyone here to hell?
>>2739585
Demons are quite manageable as long as you know how to handle them. They're quite easy to please, Ufufufu~
>>2739632
But you can't find water island by calling an ocean island, people will think your just talking about any kind of island laying on the ocean.
So, who wants to host next?
>>2739638
this lil nigga tho lmao
>>2739627
hop the border, join us before trump closes it
>>2739643
Could you expect any less?
>>2739537
But I'm trying you.
> tugs on sleeve
What now?
>>2739642
I heard it was the idea of the man in question himself. Such bravery, although very admirable, is not really the brightest of schemes to keep one safe from harm.
>>2739610
That was a fun ship.
>>2739651
Not now.
>>2739650
Nice house
I live in a tornado alley lower middle class neighborhood
>>2739633
I'd prefer another method of build up and release, Ufufufu~. I can show you sometime if you'd like.
>>2739666
Yeah, ok, Satan.
>>2739668
I'll bite your fingers off or kill ya or something.
Whatever makes you shut up.
>>2739632
Yee. Boone is so fucking nice.
>>2739639
O-Oh, I see. Well...umm...
>>2739645
>throws brick
>>2739674
You shut your mouth!
>throws memes
>>2739614
But dost thou want it? Aaah, if only mine prince were here, she couldst hear all of thine desires.
>>2739643
O'er fourteen hundred years, at that.
>She shakes her sleeves, and rolls it up and out of the way
And as I didst say, 'tis gone. I made it, and I unmade it.
>>2739655
Tch, and that kind at that.
>She rolls her eyes
>>2739628
>>2739632
>Should've picked a more subtle picture.
>>2739683
If it's releasing blood from my stomach, then no thanks. I've already dealt with that kind of release, and it isn't fun. Blood loss in general isn't as much fun or badass as you'd think. There's a lot of crying involved.
>>2739671
Hmm no matter, atleast I am good with a sword..Now to stop bugging you and get back to my books.
>tfw my town is a literally where - category apart from the zoo.
>>2739701
I must have been gone for a while now, Link can talk now?
>>2739681
Sounds decent desu
>>2739701
>Alma Elma fucks link
>Link fucks satsuki
>Alme Elmo commits sudoku next slide
Sometimes meme events are ok
>>2739680
Then when? Most of the people here deserve it. Maybe you could take your boss with you.
>>2739717
Looks comfy af
>>2739715
Who said anything about you bugging me, Grandmaster of Ylisse? Do give my regards to your daughter when you get back if you would.
>>2739718
And also for the most part has left for ERP, I think. I don't think he bothers with being IC.
>>2739704
Kukuku... My only desire is to serve my demon masters until the day I am able to reclaim my halo.
>>2739729
You are not one to pass judgement, for you too are full of sin, mortal.
NGW?
>>2739737
Hi Nebraska
>>2739718
Yup, I grew up!
>>2739721
Man, I wish I still had the screencaps to that game. History was made that day.
>>2739739
Also pretty much this.
>>2739742
>hops on board the getaway train
Hit the gas! Full steam ahead!
>>2739756
93% white, so we've got that going for us.
>>2739737
Iowa?
>>2739745
Sin? What sin? As far as I know, I may just take a bit too much pride in abiding by the rules.
Anyone want to host a fresh new game already?
>>2739739
Link x Alma erp needs to happen RIGHT NOW!
>>2739667
Not really. I can't believe so many people around here have problems with this, but I will ask you anyway.
How well did you sleep?
>>2739704
Fourteen hundred years old, huh? So you're older than your parents? Where are they?
>>2739745
Hey, can I have another wish? I'm starting to feel hungry again.
>>2739763
Always thought you were shy back then. Good to see you've all grown up!
>>2739763
Yeah, me too.
>tfw deleted hg folder out of panic on old laptop
Fuck, those games were on it.
>>2739756
We have low crime too, though it's ez pz to get drugs
>>2739793
this
>>2739663
>moves curtains
>This is literally the first thing you see
>>2739774
Not only Pride, but also Wrath.
Proof of this being your... "display" from earlier.
>>2739796
KU! KU! KU!
Are you capable of paying the price for such a wish?!
>>2739769
>tfw the only non-white in the part of town i used to live in was a 24/7 drunk carribean guy
Here, have a picture of my town's church.
circa 1930s
>>2739698
Why would you want me to shut up?
> carefully touches her teeth
Why are they so sharp anyway?
>>2739794
I was playing overwatch again!
>>2739780
http://exhentai.org/g/914644/fc89d40883/
>>2739476
Well I'll be dammed...
>>2739838
None of your fucking business!
>Bites.
>>2739745
I offer thou opportunity to claim it with thine own power, to wrest control of thine fate.
>>2739794
Dead, for much the same time, I wouldst presume. I didst cut off most ties from mine family in service of mine prince, and I knowest not of any living descendants.
>>2739756
>be MN fag
>middle of farm country
>livestock and woods as far as the eyes can see
>>2739822
Yeah, I think I've got something you might want. I found it on the side of the road and though it looks pretty cool.
>he hands you a rock
>>2739850
>Artist: Yosuke
>>2739850
>snuff
>vomit
>vore
>>2739832
That sounds kind of hilarious. What happened to him?
>>2739805
Thanks! I haven't seen you in a few months, I hope you've been well.
>>2739808
>tfw "quit" playing Link awhile back and delete folder.
>puss out a few days later
>old winscreens and screencaps gone.
I feel such regret.
>>2739873
Its actually a nice read, you just need to know the righ moment to stop
Guess.
>>2739856
High drug rates. Dumbasses don't get as much pampering as is the norm in most countries so people smear us with "bad education" when in reality we have very good education, our colleges are some of the best in the world.
>>2739850
how to get past sad panda
>>2739894
FUCCKKKKKKKKKK
>>2739850
>Tfw never got past panda.
>>2739873
Kinda of glad I didn't now.
>>2739894
I have. Yes, it has been a while.
>>2739862
I already said I need no such thing.
>>2739870
>She pushes it away with an open palm.
Fufu... A "Thank you" will suffice, so long at it comes from deep within your soul.
>>2739822
I was just incredibly distraught due to how awful your boss; I was expecting you to be an extension of her and I am glad I was proven wrong.
Next host when?
>>2739889
Believe it or not, he actually sobered up because he didn't want to lose contact with his two sons.
Pic related: The shopping mall in the part of town i used to live
>>2739855
>*damned
>I'm not that stupid I swear.
>>2739931
After the meeting
>>2739922
I'm thankful for your wishes, but at the same time I can't help but think you're getting the short end of the deal here.
>>2739922
And why, perchance art thou so disinterested? Thou knowest firsthand of the validity of mine claims.
here have a pic of el dado's house
hire hitman pls
>>2739909
I know bro. It was pretty foolish of me.
>>2739914
Glad to hear it! Hope to see you around more often.
I'm outta here for now. Gotta go do the mother's day thing with my family. Peace out y'all.
>>2739839
That's nice, but for how long did you sleep?
You did sleep, right?
>>2739862
Your parents are dead? That's ... but it explains your wild fantasies. I'm not blaming you. But who's taking care of you now?
>>2739946
VERY fast post
>>2739959
ever experience cartel
>>2739963
Uh...
Yes?
>>2739859
NOOOO!
> SLAPS AWAY
>>2739978
no why
>>2739979
Hmm? Let me check your eyes then. A closeup will easily give that away.
>>2739900
Yes you were
>>2739988
oh i thought that was a Mexican nvrmind
>does this
https://youtu.be/40NAc-ji_ng
>>2739923
Ku, ku, ku...
I am just as vile as my boss is, a demon through and through. It is the job of demons to harass mortals like yourself.
One time I distracted an entire group of children from their schoolwork with a plate of cookies, and forced them to say "thank you"!!
KUUUKUKU!
>>2739950
>She retrieves a plastic container filled with baked goods.
Kukuku... Your wish is already granted, mortal. I prepared these overnight for just an occasion!
>>2739953
My powers as a demon shall be enough.
>>2740000
Kek, try Janus
If you saw someone shoplifting what would you do?
>>2739980
Well? Huh!?
I fucking told you I would!
>>2740016
What store he be robbing?
>>2740016
Kick their ass because I work at retail myself
>>2739963
Well, most humans dost not live for some fourteen-hundred years, but that fails to justify thine mere bemusement by mine statements.
I dost serve as the right hand of mine heavenly crown prince, for mine current means of residence, within Senkai, which she wrought in to being with her divine power as refuge for all whom wouldst study the ways of Tao.
>>2740011
Why settle?
>>2740016
I'd shoplift what the shoplifters were shoplifting.
Twisted justice.
>>2740016
Depends who they are. If they're an Inkling, scold them and make them pay for the item. If they're an Octarian, ink them
>>2739996
I can be trusted!
>>2740011
Tell me the secret of the horns!
>pulls
>>2739960
>Hope to see you around more often.
>is never here anyways
Show up more often faggot.
>>2740011
Whoa, you're getting better at this! I was a little worried you'd overdo it again!
>he swipes the baked goods away and starts eating them
These are homemade, right?
>>2740016
Is the person shoplifting tougher than I am?
>>2740016
Someone elses job
>>2740048
Y'all squids be racist as fuck.
>>2739595
But the question is if it is a serious pick up or not.
>>2740028
Do you doubt the full extent of my abilities?
>>2740049
>The horns are plastic and come of.
W-wah?! Give those back!
>>2740066
Of course...
>She snickers, watching you eat the treats she prepared.
>>2740016
Ask him to give me his address or I'll snitch, and tell him if he doesn't give me some of the profit from fencing it I'll snitch.
>>2740037
Think so, he's currently in Merica though
who's the most adorable in here.
>>2740011
How horrid! That is sloth itself! Surely you at least made them pick up after themselves after stopping them from working on their studies?
>>2740016
Report them.
>>2740073
Hey now, you'd be mad too if a rival race tried to take away your territory
>>2740079
>>2740098
This little tall thing >>2740079
>>2740016
If they're still in the aisle confront them demand they empty their pockets and if they come back we'll call police
If they're leaving: tackle, ziptie, police, drag them to the break room and depending on my attitude beat the shit out of them
>>2740098
Moi
>>2740098
>most adorable ava or most adorable avafag?
>>2740079
Dost thou doubt thine ability to improve regardless?
>>2740098
Mine prince dost command the adoration of all!
>>2740098
The orange muffin
>>2740098
Zacharie
>>2740016
Why should I care, it's the owners problem, it's not like they are dead anyway.
>>2740098
Me!
post a picture that symbolizes your avatar, and guess who the avatar is
>>2740079
They kind of taste bad. I hope you didn't leave anything out when making these.
>>2740098
Probably not me, but I strive to be adorable everyday.
>>2740098
The Inkling, duh.
>>2740098
>>2740157
Alright, I'll play this game
>>2740026
>>2740103
>>2740114
You're the good ones in this thread.
