=Intermission=
WHAT THE.. HELL! IS PROM GAMES WITH DISTRICT 12!?!
>>2677719
I guess I've got no choice do I?
Fine, you win.
Just do what you need to do.
>>2677755
rooting for sophisto, if he wins, alamo elmo will return
>>2677755
I just hope we dont go to the rainbow road
>>2677742 (Ryan Frost)
I am! Ugh, and pretending I'm not...I'm not THAT human-like!
>She frustratedly embeds the blade of her scythe in to the ground, before dragging it out
>>2677759 (Ramlethal)
Are we talking in the "whole scale" or "since you got back"?
>>2677755
I hope Sophisto wins.
>>2677770
If fuck Alma if she returns.
>>2677749
>She angrily rips the seal off
I'm human, genius.
>>2677755
Whoever wins, I hope Yukine doesn't.
>>2677755
Red Prom
>>2677755
L-Lewd!!
>>2677788
oh
>places a high velocity bullet
>>2677740
I was talking about vampires, of course. Then again, all you mortals are the same. Barbaric, unnecessary, ignorant...
Shall I continue, or do you get the point?
>>2677754
That is what I was referring to, mortal.
Given the circumstances, it was quite obvious, but I guess I shouldn't have assumed that your minuscule intellect would manage to put that together.
>>2677740
...blind rampage?
What did he do to cause this? Do you want me to report him to the police?
>>2677769
That's barely anything at all.
... there, all patched up. Don't pull them off unless it's fully healed. You can put your shirt back on now...
>>2677795
>Cirno sleeps without warmth
like pottery
>>2677788
>>2677788
>I hope Yukine doesn't.
o-oh
>>2677777
I am talking about here. If I recall, you have six victories while I barely have two.
>>2677755
I do not like any of the remaining guests.
>>2677777
No seriously the fuck is a youkai?
Just- Give a minute I need to turn around
>>2677795
>steps the fuck out of this
I aint doing shit, that girls what 16?
>>2677801
I never said it was much. Only an explosion.
And I'm aright. It's quite nice actually.
>>2677795
No.
>>2677800
And how're vampires "brutish"?
>She scowls, knuckles turning white on her staff-hand
>>2677809
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
>>2677800
B-But why?
>>2677824
"Monster".
look guys I'm going to make Aussa mad.
>pisses on Sakuya's grave
>>2677838
ill join
>jerks off on sakuyas grave
>>2677795
Let's start the Holy Matrimony.
Will you Izaya take Araragi as your beloved wife?
Will you Araragi take Izaya as your beloved husband
for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health...
If so...
You may kiss the bride.
>>2677826
Like any other mortal species, they are simply inferior in every way. Superior beings like myself will not bat an eye such deaths, much like you would not bat an eye to a freshly stepped upon ant.
>>2677829
Marriage games that required a partner for entry.
Is this honestly not making its way through your thick skull, you mongrel?
>>2677825
I guess boys can do that. You should be washing that shirt anyway, it's all dirty.
You know what, I'll go do that, and you stay here.
>>2677836
You want to see a monster huh?
>he opens up his visor as the room tempreture air already starts burning his skin
HERE!
>>2677849
I..i knew I shouldent have done that
Sophisto was based
Rooting for him.
>>2677786
me to
>>2677849
>David killing Nowi
This means war.
>>2677826
Killed Sakuya?
>>2677801
He was in extreme proximity of one of my friends' killers.
>>2677838
>>2677847
>Entombs in crystals
>>2677849
Six, huh?
>>2677856
You killin' me one time here doesn't give you any right to talk all superior-like about anyone. Demons can die. I know, my familiar's eaten 'em.
>>2677874
YES.
>>2677860
Really? Well thank you for that.
It'd mean alot...
>Starts picking at one of the band-aids
>>2677849
No answer...
Dead men tell no tales.
Whatever.
Lets continue!
>>2677856
Oh. Well, partner is a very vague term, it is not unheard of for it to have multiple meanings. I was implying some form of relationship between us, and not necessarily that being a romantic one.
>>2677849
My body isn't ready for Marriage ...
>>2677863
>She appears unphased
But in the end, you're still human, aren't you?
>>2677812
I just fight dirty, I suppose.
>>2677849
I OBJECT!
>>2677885
>Yukine pisses of Aussa
>Does more dickmoves towards Aussa
Get the snacks!
>>2677879
A demon never truly dies, you uneducated swine.
Even if you were to strike me down, I would simply return from the pits of Hell from whence I came.
I may as well be a god.
>>2677891
Marriage is not a vague term, though.
>>2677879
>>2677885
whoops
>>2677849
It probably isn't a good idea.
>>2677865
I dont get it but get revenge on me!
>>2677902
We are not getting married.
>>2677897
I would not say I fight fair either. But I would probably have more qualms about killing a dog.
>>2677904
>>2677885
>She just walks off
>>2677902
That just means I can make you pay for words like that over an' over again. Buzz off, demon, I aint in th'mood.
>>2677922
>pets the pupper
>>2677879
You mean they were standing closely together?
If that's all, then even for revenge, you shouldn't kill an innocent. Actually, you shouldn't even kill for revenge.
>>2677884
I've seen that. Don't touch them.
>>2677885
Continuing on to the night~
>>2677900
>>2677896
>>2677910
Sounds like the wedding is off.
>>2677927
Hey you forgot your waterbottle
>>2677922
That again...?
>>2677897
Maybe, but I can never live like one
Just let me do what i need to for fucks sake.
>he turns around to take a pill, muffling his screams
There- better.
>>2677936
>>2677939
>A crystal rises out of the ground impaling the canteen
>>2677931
I aint exactly rational when I'm feelin' vengeful. In fact, I really don't think much at all, always been a bit of a problem, how protective I get.
>>2677936
...Just what I need 'ta calm myself down.
>>2677918
If I recall correctly, which I do, did you not propose to me not too long ago? When can I expect the wedding cake to arrive?
>>2677927
You think your opinion matters at all in the matter?
>She snickers, and begins eating a bag of potato chips.
Because it does not.
>>2677936
Day 7
Seems like he cannot... 420 Graze it
HAHAHAHAHA
I should stop now.
>>2677936
>>2677955
I can't get inbetween Izaya and Spooder, look how happy she is.
>>2677929
It's adorableness is objective. It may bite though.
>>2677940
I already stated it would be hard to forget. It seems as you though your pragmatism is why you are more consistent than me.
>>2677962
Remaining tributes:
Gay Blind Kid
Lesbian Yugioh card
an idiot
literally lucifer
>>2677960
>In complete dissonance to her previous attitude she smiles
>A furry brown blur rushes past, wrenching the back out of her grasp
>>2677962
Not yet, not yet....
>>2677962
>>2677958
not really stealing though... it was yours to begin with
>>2677976
I meant blond
>>2677931
W-What are you talking about? I wasn't touching anything.
>>2677936
Thank God, I didn't want my first time to be with ararararararagi...
>>2677955
I'm not marrying you.
>>2677965
And now I'm gonna fucking suffer.
>>2677962
The game continues with a peace.
Aussa finds a better man.
>>2677965
>>2677936
I told myself I wasn't gon cry, but dis shit is beautiful.
>>2677974
I'm sure luck has a lot to do with it as well.
>>2677962
>>2677976
Should be a cake walk then shouldn't it?
>>2677979
>She reaches up and places a lone finger on one of her horns, causing a surge of energy to flow through them. The bag on chips disappears from existence for a brief moment, only to reappear in the hands of the devil.
>She snickers and keeps eating, a wide grin on her face.
>>2677955
>whispers dirty suggestions in her ear involving her, Izaya and anon.
>>2678001
I don't know, Yugioh cards can leave a papercut
>>2677960
There won't be one, it'll just be a wedding cupcake and it will take place in a 1 star hotel room.
>>2677958
Then it's a good thing you can't really die in here. You'd need to seriously control yourself outside of here.
>>2677991
You were pulling on the band-aid, don't try to fool me.
>>2677995
Sounds like Im going to need a big newspaper.
>>2678004
Are you referring to my run in with that acid thing?
That was just plain unsportsmanlike is what that was.
>>2677994
The game continues with a peace on its mind.
>>2677885
SOPHISTO NO
>>2678015
Don't worry, I have band-aids with me, if you get a paper cut
>>2678007
Cupcake, you say?
I repeat my inquiry, when can I expect this to arrive?
>>2678011
Maybe I was... Maybe I wasn't...
>Try's to sneakily pull on one of them.
>>2678016
THE PEACE IS KILLING ME!
>>2677998
Luck? Either way, the results shows the truth. Even if something as random as luck is involved.
>>2678002
>A marmot lies on the ground, snorting as it flashes an even pissier look than the expression on her own face
>>2678011
Well, under normal circumstances she could've defended herself....
>>2678016
I've got my eyes on you, you damn dirty ghost.
>>2678035
....Huh.
>>2678003
That's disgusting anon. But I like it.
>>2677991
Yes you are~
>>2677965
I'm the happiest arachne in the world right now.
>>2678023
Seems like everyone has them.
You do, that red headed woman before pulled some out.
I suppose in a battle arena first aid is usually a priority.
>>2678035
I'm terribly sorry for not killing anyone it's just it's amusing watching them run around.
>>2678035
PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE!!!
>>2677951
>She arches an eyebrow slightly, watching quietly
>>2678039
In the end, I guess it's more or less just a number. Though, that's somewhat trivializing it.
>>2678057
skip peace
>>2678057
If only there was a way to skip peace
>>2678057
THE PEACE HAVE BEEN BROKEN!!
>>2678057
I can't even say the man's name right, how are we getting along?
>>2678050
>She doesn't even consider paying any acknowledgement to the creature, and continues munching loudly on her chips.
>>2678068
DISTRICT 12
>>2678054
No.
>>2678064
Anti-depressents.
>>2678028
Are you serious? You would marry someone over something as measly as a cupcake?
>>2678068
...I don't care who you are. I don't care which of us wins, as long as that bastards doesn't.
>>2678073
>The pair of them scoff in perfect unison, turning and walking away
>>2678068
WILL DISTRICT 12 WIN THE WEDDING GAMES AGAIN?
OR WILL AUSSA OR LUCIFER BREAKS THE CURSE?
>>2678064
It does more than trivialize it. It makes the whole thing pointless. I refuse to believe that.
>>2678094
Are they all at the same river?
>>2678068
>>2678090
Anti-whats?
>>2678091
Of course not, you imbecile. I did not ask for marriage, only a cake.
>>2678092
Pathetic.
>>2678090
>Grabs some of his pills
Oh boy do I need these
>>2678094
I predict Lucifer will win
>>2678033
I'll be going now. When I come back, I want to see all band-aids still on your body, got it?
Goodbye.
>>2678050
It's still pretty dangerous, so be careful of your actions. I'll be back later.
>>2678094
HERE COMES THE DEATH SPREE!
1/2 CHANCE FOR DISTRICT 12 TO WIN THE WEDDING GAMES AGAIN.
Good morning citizens.
>>2678119
See you later.
>>2678115
Seconded.
>>2678108
Are those horns a physical representation of your constant state of horniness?
>>2678119
Sure.
>>2678108
You're just not worth th'effort. I got bigger fish 'ta fry.
>>2678094
>Captcha is rivers
>>2678121
Hehe...haha.
Still took both of ya put together 'ta take down one angry human....
Tear him a new one for me.
>>2678121
AND IT IS OVER PEOPLE!!!
WEDDING IS WON BY DISTRICT 12 AGAIN!
WELCOME TO THE RED WEDDING!
>>2678121
Fusing with the devil?
Quite a risky move don't you think?
>>2678115
>>2678135
Why thank you both for you vote of confidence.
>>2678143
OH NO
>puts a band-aid on it
All better
>>2678143
Damn it, he got close.
>>2678143
*signs*
At least it is not the one who killed me. Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>2678143
NO, NO, NO!
...Dammit. I'm sorry, Sakuya.
>>2678146
All you had to do...take out one Ra-damned ghost.
>>2678143
>doors are slammed shut
>this music starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygcff7xaZfk
>>2678143
I'M NUCLEAAAAARR
>>2678136
So Overwatch is fun. I just have one single problem.....
>I wanna fucking throat-punch D.Va so she'll shutup making cheesy ass lines and in general just stop talking.
How is everyone's day going so far?
>>2678143
Nice job animu person.
>Jasper
>>2678136
How original.
If you are searching for a demon with a reputation for such things, go search for a succubus.
It shames me to even acknowledge them as fellow demonkind.
>>2678138
But of course. Fish is all you are capable of frying after all, mortal.
>>2678146
>>2678143
Hmm. Perhaps I was mistaken.
Are you truly the devil you claim to be?
>>2678143
And with this, I go back to bed.
I'll see you all after a night of adultery.
Thank k you for hosting and congratulations to my supposed "Friend" Yo-kuni... Yousune? I still can't bloody figure it out.
>>2678108
Oh. Well then, expect it never.
>The loneliest son of a bitch wins a prom
LIKE POTTERY
>>2678126
Hello, sir.
>>2678100
I suppose that's certainly a fair point of view....I think I'd like to believe my own victories mean some sort of improvement as well.
>>2678170
Oh shit.
>>2678177
That I am, unfortunately being here limits what I can do. Well not really limits, more... Brings the others up to my level of immortality.
>>2678177
>She ignores it, muttering something about ghosts
>>2678180
Just one ghost....
>>2678181
Very well.
I shall add this to the list of many other things I will never expect from you.
>>2678200
I shall go against my better judgement and simply assume that I have been alive eons longer than you have, and trust your statement.
>>2678192
Greetings, Elly. How are you today?
>>2678192
I am glad you see my point of view. Maybe sometime in the future, we will be skilled enough to where we will battle each other in the final two. I must take my leave for now. Farewell.
M-maybe Naoto will like me again now...
>>2678209
Could you inform me of the other things on said list?
>>2678143
Your win card and bloodied.... District 12.
>>2678211
Not too lucky, sir. Couldn't quite last long enough to avenge my..'comrade', in this match.
>>2678219
...It'd certainly be an interesting fight. Goodbye, Miss Ramlethal.
>>2678104
You know, to keep you from being severely depressed and to stop suicidal tendancies.
>>2678208
>She snickers.
Oh my.
It appears the poor mortal has managed to fry their brain, let alone any fish.
>>2678227
You do not have the hundreds of years it would take to recite such a list, so allow me to condense it down to one entry.
Anything.
>>2678230
Looks good, thanks for hosting it man.
>>2678230
...Thanks for havin' us, Kongou.
>>2678230
Thank you for the sacrifices that you provided with this carnival of insanity and congratulations to the young boy.
I'm sure that Lord Emloy is pleased with the blood that's been spilled today.
>>2678244
>Wanting to stop suicidal tendencies
What are you? Not one of the cool kids?
All the cool kids wanna kill themselves.
>>2678230
Thanks for the host.
>Jasper
>>2678236
That is not good. I thought you knew how to fight witht that scythe of yours.
Thanks for having me~!
Good game
>>2678248
You're welcome!~
>>2678249
Calm down!
Everything will be alright~!
>>2678261
You're welcome~!
>>2678254
Uhhhhh...
You're... welcome?
Anyways~! See ya I need to do something...
>23:36
>Exams at 08:00
>Still have not studied.
>fuck...
>>2678260
No all the dead kids do.
>>2678245
...
I-I won today.
>>2678244
Sounds like a stopgap.
...Not like I'm even properly capable of suicide. My apologies for snapping at you, sir, stress just...builds up.
>>2678264
Oh, certainly, I've just had horrendous luck. In fact, I've been likening myself to a punching bag of late.
>>2678277
Try thus fgt
>0200
>Got to organise a barbecue I'm having with some friends from 0800
>Gotta sleep and be up In roughly 5 hours
Fuck my life.
>>2678298
You had to multiply your power by that demon guy just 'ta take me down.
>>2678277
...Yeah, I know.
>RIP
>>2678313
>go to sleep then
>>2678307
Congratulations.
You now sit among the ranks of cardboard boxes and single ants who have also gotten lucky enough to survive.
>>2678313
>Why aren't you already sleeping then, dumbass?
>>2678277
Thank you for hosting as well.
>>2678313
Go to sleep memelord.
>>2678311
Then you have to train more. Luck in war does not exist. You have to think by the book, not by your heart.
>>2678313
GO TO SLEEP NIGGER
>>2678327
But have you done it yet? At all?
>>2678313
>BARBEQUE < FINAL EXAMS THAT WILL DETERMINE WHERE I GO IN LIFE!
>>2678333
You're welcome~!
>>2678340
Books mean rigidity, predictability.
I miss Crazy Diamond.
>>2678313
You're tellin' me. I have to wake up and get ready for Carolina Rebellion tomorrow.
>Jasper
>>2678357
Of course.
What do you take me for?
>>2678362
I miss my stand too, anon.
i want to fug Rachnera Arachnera.
>>2678381
An asshole.
>>2678361
I have followed the same doctrine of combat for over 450 years of service and it has always worked against demons. I do change forms of fighting when it is required though.
>>2678397
Go to bed Izaya
>>2678383
>throws rock
>>2678399
Language.
>>2678399
Cussing is not within the leader benefits.
>>2678410
>punches it out of the way
>>2678405
Are they even sentient? Or sane...? I appreciate unpredictability.
>>2678397
me to
>>2678399
My, my. For one who so strictly follows the rules, you sure have quite the tongue.
>She snickers.
>>2678411
Hi! Do you know that guy?
>>2678323
>>2678331
>>2678335
>>2678351
I was going to but going to sleep in the middle.of a game made for me seems. Kinda rude.
>>2678360
Just wing it.
That's what I did with my final exam and now I'm and EMT.
Life tends to work it's way out.
>>2678373
We're cooking steaks. Not rebelling, Jasper.
>>2678381
>>2678399
>>2678411
Well, he aint wrong. 'Least other demons have some courtesy.
>>2678414
>smacks it towards you with a tennis racket
>>2678409
>Implying Izaya would fug you and not cry imself to sleep.
>>2678409
Not me.
I don't want to touch you or your pedophiles.
>>2678391
>talks shit about your hair
>>2678429
>breaks it in her palms.
>>2678422
Being in a mosh pit to Baby Metal and multiple other good bands can be tiresome too.....
>4 u:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb0t9TUNLpg
>Jasper
>>2678433
Pedipalps*
>>2678438
>it was a small bomb disguised as a rock all along
>it explodes
>>2678427
I see you've recovered from your mental breakdown, have you? A pity I will not be around much longer, as I do think you would make a nice addition to my list of playthings.
That will have to wait for another time.
>>2678436
>kicks your ass
>>2678451
>holds the explosion in her palms
>>2678420
That I do! Are you Aizawa?
>>2678427
I was just teasing, sometimes I even let out a word I didn't mean.
It's just fun to tease him because of how serious he is.
>>2678417
The lesser demons are not sane, and are easily killed. But Greater Daemons are the most destructive ones. They might be intelligent, but in no way are they sane,
>>2678430
He cries himself to sleep every night anyway.
>>2678433
Pedi. Palps.
>>2678458
>you can't do shit because your Stando isn't here
>>2678461
That's right!
Hi!
>>2678411
>>2678414
>>2678427
S-Sorry.
>>2678420
Swearing is not against the rules! I know my rules.
>tfw you're awake for 29 hours
Help me.
>>2678460
>mustard gas starts smoking out
>>2678440
You like metal?
We'll let me lowkey shamelessly plug on of my friends and employers.
Check out an Australian band called Hybrid Nightmares.
They do you pretty good stuff including organise a heavy metal booze cruise around Melbourne which I work on.
>>2678442
The fuck kids.
>>2678465
Pretty sure it's pedophiles.
>>2678452
I've just been mad.
...Good. 'Cause ya aint helpin'.
>>2678461
That demon's got a way'a gettin' on folks' nerves.
>>2678474
I prefer avoidin' it, but I realyl can't blame ya there.
>>2678465
>>2678475
Oh you'll be fine.
>>2678473
Heya, has Iida been a good?
>>2678474
Sounds like you've been hanging around Bakugou too much.
>>2678467
>kicks your ass anyway thanks to joestar STR
>>2678474
It's against the rules to swear by the way, it's as bad as stealing...
Can you hold out your hand?
>>2678478
>holds the gas in an enclosed fist
>>2678493
>is a hologram
>>2678462
...Huh. Your universe sounds worse and worse the more I hear of it.
>>2678479
I'll be sure to,You might like Kreator if you like metal as well.
>Jasper
>>2678480
I was talking about Iida, I don't even know what she did.
>>2678494
>the gas starts burning your hand
>>2678440
Also thank you for the book.
>>2678474
Then again, it's not as if your petty rules concern me in the slightest. It's not as if you could ever hope to be able to force me into following them.
>>2678480
It was not my intention to, insect.
>>2678491
Iida-kun called me an asshole -desu!
What does that mean?
>>2678497
This has gotta be the work of an enemy mememaster
>>2678503
I'll check it out when I wake up.
Thanks for that.
Anyways before I go.
Here's a song that I would give to you guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO9AKnb1vww
Goodnight.
I will be study for 30 minutes and I will proceed to bed.
>>2678507
>Doesn't mind because she handled worse
>>2678501
Yes. My universe is in a state of perpetual war. We are always fighting against anything that threatens the Imperium of Mankind.
>>2678510
Oh come on, he was obviously joking. I-Iida would never call his girlfriend something so mean.
>>2678516
>>2678509
>>2678521
No problemo,what's your name again?
>Jasper
>>2678516
great rp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4wqpgGTCPA
>>2678510
Yeah, yeah.
>>2678506
She's a "better-than-thou" speciesist demon. What else she does is just an act.
>>2678527
He said something mean? I'll have to get revenge on him!
>I'll be back in a few hours to continue this, given you're all still around.
>>2678522
END OF ZA WARUDO
>>2678538
It's Izaya.
>>2678541
I try my hardest
>kissu
>>2678543
But I'm a fish
>>2678475
>tfw you sleep for 18 hours
wanna trade?
>>2678480
She is something else, that demon.
>>2678491
More like I have been around this demon too much. She is really awful.
>>2678494
Swearing is not against the rules provided it is with moderation.
>>2678510
I never said that, cretin. But that won't stop me from abiding by them.
>>2678557
>it was a hologram
>>2678557
>beats you for not trying hard enough
>>2678522
Good luck with all that, miss.
>>2678526
"Mankind"?
>>2678570
Fucking yes. I wanna hibernate like that.
>Jasper
>>2678566
>Whoops.
>>2678571
Is she a bully?
>>2678571
That's wrong.
Please, Hold out your hand I have something for you.
>>2678566
I doubt it.
>>2678571
I'm of half a mind 'ta use that seal I took off'a Elly on her.... She's even worse when she aint got that veneer'a "playfulness" on.
>>2678598
>forgets picture
>kills self
Have the games started yet? I'm getting pretty low on booze.
https://youtu.be/OpE0Jlpmm2o
>>2678578
Yes. Humans
>>2678604
>you were a hologram
>just played a 3DS for the first time
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS! THAT 3D IS SUCK AS FUCK! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>2678594
Uh, okay.
>He holds out his hand.
>>2678592
She is a horrible person, she does not follow the rules and is very aggressive as well as just being an awful person in general.
>>2678599
I doubt it'd work, if she really is a devil.
>>2678619
>starts to question own existence
>goes through an existential crisis
>>2678619
>sucidies the hologram
>sudokus you
>>2678625
You could literally just find it by googling.
>>2678607
Blegh, alchohol. You're gonna hafta wait 'till someone's willin' 'ta host.
>>2678628
Well, works on Elly, an' one'a the more likely guesses for what she is is "demon".
>>2678636
Nigga I knew about the 3ds but I assumed it was a bullshit gimmick.
That shit is hot.
>>2678625
Why was that?
>>2678628
>hands a "detention" slip marked "1"
>>2678625
Yeah,I just turn off the eye cancer.
So are any of you guys working on your mission plans for next games?
>Jasper
>>2678615
Why is there always a divide between humans and nonhumans...?
>>2678625
You can just turn it off on the side...
or you could have bought a doorstopper (2ds) like me.
