Welcome to the wedding games~!
Today we will have Araragi and Izaya's wedding!
Be happy for these 2 tributes as they will live happily forever and after~
In the commemoration of this event I will be hosting a small wedding games!
First 24!
Everybody is welcome!
Just remember!
No dupes~!
ARE YOU READY?
PARTNER UP!
Casey and Candice Neistat
Cirno & my memories of Shorty
>>2676985
Fujiwara no Mokou
Fumi Kanno
>Pair me with Sir Livignstone if he joins the game.
Izaya Orihara
Lord Beerus
Lucifer Morningstar
To partner up, All I need is the :
Your tribute
[Space]
I am partners with [Name of other tribute]
I need the consent of the other tribute so the other would say :
I agree to the partnership or something like that...
Reply to me and the tribute that you are partnered.
Nowi
X7-10
>>2676985
>>2676998
and Major Ocelot
>use this image
Lisa Mishima
>>2677007
This is literally the dumbest fucking gimmick
Shalashaska
>>2677007
Quite frankly I'm fine with any of these ladies.
>>2677021
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>2677022
>>2677015
>>2677007
>this
>>2676978
And my sister isn't here to experience it. How odd.
>>2676980
Which one?
>>2676981
It has some sentience. It helps with killing people. They never expect it.
>>2676986
>>2676989
I see. I have to force someone I can stand to do this with me.
>>2676988
But that is always present.
>>2677000
>>2677007
Fumi Kanno
I'm partners with Sir Daniel Livingstone.
>>2677044
A wedding, evidently.
Sakuya Izayoi
I am partners with Aussa The Earth Charmer
Airi and Vader
>because why the fuck not? Replace for anyone if you feel like it.
>>2676985
Clawdia
Cappy
>Female
Sophsito
Partners with my +8 Katana of edge
Naoto a best Yukine
>>2676985
Smug bitch
Sir Daniel Livingstone
>>2677037
I've always been one to learn by practice rather than mere observation, but I've also never been one to force my values into others. Do try to enjoy yourself!
>>2676985
Hiyoko
>>2677052
I am forced to bring a partner if I am hearing correctly.
>>2677007
Ramlethal Valentine
I suppose I will be partners to Elly.
>>2677070
Put me with Living stone man
>>2677007
>>2677061
Aussa the Earth Charmer
I'm with Sakuya.
Might as well, I reckon.
>>2677007
>I'm too lazy for that, moron
>Should probably just skip me
>>2676985
Ririchiyo
>>2677007
I would go with shrimp buddy but he's not here ~de geso...
>>2676985
Ryan Frost.
Eh Il wait to see if some girl needs a partner for this square dance.
The Bride
Iida Tenya
I am without a partner. I will not think any less of you should you skip me.
>>2677085
I beat him up for being a punk bitch
>didn't link the thread
>didn't even tell people to lurk the catalog
If I wasn't on mobile I'd host over you
>>2677007
Can I go with a corpse?
Of a squid, so I can eat it?
>>2677007
I thought this was just a wedding game and not a partner one, you can ignore this
>>2677009
>>2677083
Like I said...
You don't have to moron.
Should probably read the previous thread
>>2677088
To no one's surprise, of course.
>>2677065
>only +8
Go farm some rocks, shitter!
>>2677007
Elly
I'm with Miss Ramlethal, apparently.
>>2677075
I think it's just random, normal groupings if you don't state a partner.
>>2677071
Apparently I've been recruited, anyways....
>>2677093
>No you wouldn't
>>2677054
We have more scientist? I don't see many researchers around here, either I don't care enough to look around or I'm to busy not being here. Probably both.
>>2676995
>>2677071
Well, I can't let my boy deteriorate if I just stay all day sitting on my desk. So I guess a bit of outoors research and maybe witness the beauty of creations isn't really so bad.
>>2677077
I already requested his company before, Gogo.
>>2677058
Oh. Maybe next time.
>>2677001
>>2677046
I didn't see you leave.
>>2677056
Politeness is reserved for people who follow the rules.
>>2677100
C-Can you not right now?
>>2677090
Shrimp Buddy is way stronger than you are! No way you beat him up ~de geso!
>>2677107
>I'm salty enough to do anything
>>2677102
All the chunks turned into shards because when i touched them they just cut themselves into tiny pieces
Hey Ramsay.
Where your bitch ass at?
>>2677077
It appears I've already been requested as a partner by Lady Kanno, my sincerest apologies! I'd be more than happy to accompany you to the next occasion, my dear.
>>2677105
A female pairing? How curious. Such couplings aren't seen where I hail from.
>>2677105
That would be a problem. Looking around, you are the only one I can particularly stand at the moment. I would rather not have a randomized partner.
>>2677114
>Pouts
>>2676985
Gokou Ruri
>In case you need one more.
>>2677115
he sounds delicious, can I bite him when he comes?
>>2677115
I have photographic evidence
>>2677113
Ahh sorry about that.
I'd offer you my spot but this arena was made for me apparently, and I wouldn't want to put you in harms way.
But please stop calling me creepy... I'm not that bad.
Shitpost time?
What the fuck is this thread and why am I perplexed by it?
>>2677114
I don't know why you even showed up here, let alone even bothered to enter into the event.
You have nobody.
>>2677126
You expected generosity from me after our previous encounter where you threatened me?
>>2677139
Yee
>>2677099
>..oh
>You're still the biggest moron
>>2677118
It ain't eazy being Sophistee.
>>2677139
Yee.
>>2677080
Hopefully we can win.
>>2677117
Don't be so harsh on the teenager
>>2677147
>>2677145
I-It couldn't hurt to try.
>>2677077
Hey gogo, I think hes going with That kanno girl.
Cant believe Im saying this but uh... you see..
do you feel like teaming up for this one match? Every other girl here is too dam young, n-not saying you arnt! Look what i meant was..
Fuck it.
>>2677122
I don't really know many others here, and she doesn't really care about many of the others at that. It makes sense, I suppose.
>>2677124
I can't particularly blame you there, Miss Ramlethal. At least you're not a stranger....
>>2677149
>Bullies
>>2677133
I wouldn't have wanted that anyway.
It's okay, I will just watch. And document the event. A wedding will make for a lot of good shots.
You're the bride, right?
>>2677139
I don't hate this idea.
Fuck this game.
>>2677147
>n-no
>hides anonymity
>>2677044
You'll most likely be paired with someone agaist your will, just kind of deal with it and try not to die. That's the routine here.
>>2677156
One-in-twelve aint too bad odds 'round here. Pretty odd circumstances for us meetin' each other again, though, I suppose.
>>2677131
You can't eat Shrimp Buddy ~de geso!
>>2677132
What is this? That doesn't look like Shrimp Buddy. What's a Squclk ~de geso?
>>2677146
>Spits ink.
>>2677144
Don't know, my entry is just a shitty post
Hoshi did nothing wrong.
Prove me wrong.
>>2677183
>proves you wrong
>>2677171
I don't know... Probably.
Im sure I'd look good in a dress.
Hey Araragi, I heard you love this meme.
I hope you don't mind if I post it.
>Adachi
>Wedding games
We /hga/ now?
>>2677180
That says squid you blind fuck. Also he looks different because I beat him up so bad
>tfw you will never marry your hg waifu
>>2677180
Why not?!
>>2677160
Right, right. Whatever you say.
>>2677197
>tfw you are your own HG waifu
I know there will be some that are skipped.
Please let me know this.
>>2677183
>Agrees
>>2677144
Idiocy. Two apparently got married and and everyone is forced into pairs because of it. I am lost to it as well.
>>2677175
I manged to force someone I can stand. Know if I can just follow the second step.
>>2677164
Agreed. We will win this wedding by removing everyone.
>>2677202
>Blue Beetle
>>2677169
>No
>no link to entry thread
Did the host make a mistake?
>>2677183
shitposting (hateposting)
getting others to shitpost (hatepost)
trying to get even more to shitpost (hatepost)
power obsession
using others as a form of damage control
Things that may not be perceived as wrong but still cancer
Attention whoring
Derailing
Hypocritical criticisms (I'm guilty of that myself)
>>2677203
>>2677190
Looks like your partner is the bridge. Congratulations, you manned up a little.
>*Click!*
>>2677006
Oh yes please.
>>2677194
>>2677215
I was making a post until everyone decided to post before me.
>>2677203
Pretty good
>>2677180
What the hell is your problem, degenerate?!
>He wipes the ink from his glasses.
>>2677201
Is it actually what I say, or is this you demonstrating your lack of proficiency in using words correctly?
>>2677203
A... Cat?
Is this some kind of joke?
You pair the devil with a cat?
>>2677200
He's my friend! We eat shrimp together all the time ~de geso!
>>2677203
Oh, I thought I made it. Can I take this thing off now ~de geso?
>>2677202
>This
Feels good to be the king
Good morning everyone.
>>2677203
This place smells strange... There's no bloody smell.
>>2677232
Oh, ok.
Can I nimble the shrimps.
>>2677203
It looks acceptable.
>>2677203
It has been so long since I was in a decent district. Proceed
>>2677202
>>2677233
>Joins the club.
>>2677222
o shit waddup?
>>2677214
>Yes.
>>2677220
I probably should feel insulted by that...
>>2677236
I'm going to punch Hanekawa in the tit next time I see her.
>>2677203
>unaltered name
kys hostface
>>2677209
>>2677203
Well, we'll see about that, but I'm certainly in a good mood about that!
>>2677203
I apologize again for not having a partner.
>>2677228
That's what I should be askink you ~de geso!!
>>2677237
You said you wanted to eat my friends... and me ~de geso...
>>2677231
You'd think people would be happy to be paired with A God of Destruction in a death arena, but apparantly not.
>>2677253
kyf no self
>>2677251
Hey, at least you're not the bride, right?
You got the manlier role in your marriage!
>>2677235
Captain, ready to be a spectator?
>>2677221
Oh yes?
I take it you like what you see? I don't blame you really.. It is a common occurrence.
>>2677228
It's sarcasm, you bumbling idiot.
As if it were possible, I feel you are even more distressed than usual due to the circumstances.
>>2677259
And you're a god, well this just gets better and better doesn't it?
>>2677219
This dude has been paying attention.
Hoshi was a big league chew piece of shit.
>>2677254
If we are lucky, we may even get to rid the bride and groom.
>>2677267
More a fan of the character than the looks, but that won't stop you from understanding it that way.
>>2677257
If I was not me I would maybe not do it, but as a monster girl, as a monster, I have to eat a lot of meat! Besides, I'd rather not hurt you without asking.
>>2677203
Well then let the ceremony commence!
A lot of single players died...
>>2677209
Just try your hardest or something? Not like I know how that feels, I never really try hard around here. Not worth it.
>>2677252
o shit
>>2677250
>>2677268
Stop it!
>>2677266
Apparently.
What am I spectating?
>>2677279
If I recall, this was originally El's mission. Now to finish the part she could not start.
>>2677257
I AM NOT THE ONE SPRAYING FOUL LIQUID! ASSAULT IS AGAINST THE RULES!
>>2677271
I AM NOT IN A STRAINED MOOD, AND IT IS CALLOUS OF YOU TO SUGGEST IT!
>>2677264
I'm not ready for marriage... Can you steal me away at the alter?
>>2677279
I hope it aint a red wedding.
>>2676985
Araragi and Izaya?
>>2677278
You just said you wanted to eat me again ~de geso.
>>2677299
I'm a squid! I have every right to use my squid ink and tentacles in any way I want ~de geso!
>>2677277
He's a pretty fucking good character man, I started watching Lucifer a few days ago when it was on FX.
I wanna watch the rest of the first season before I really use him.
>>2677279
Give me blood, or a dress.
>>2677275
I'm actually neutral about him, but felt I needed to list reasons
>>2677300
No, you have agreed to this marriage and attend the ceremony. This is your responsibility.
>>2677299
>>2677279
>>2677288
Hmm, I think Araragi and Izaya just married today and we're here to celebrate. Which is weird since Izaya and Rachnera..
>>2677307
Oh boy, speak of the devil.
>>2677279
>>2677276
A quiet start, but hopefully it won't stay that way.
>>2677310
I can't control my words sometimes...
>>2677313
Sadly, I already finished the season. But the next one has already been confirmed, so that's good.
>>2677316
Please?
My body isn't ready to be violated.
>>2677307
S-Sorry about that.
>>2677274
Probably not the same kind of God you have in your world, I only really destroy planets.
>>2677319
Is that so?
Did anyone think to ask the two of them for their approval?
>>2677279
SAKUYA! You sons of....
>>2677279
Wait its a gay wedding?!!
>>2677279
Let's go to day 1!
and epic display on the wedding day!
>mfw I make everything just now... except for the codes.
>>2677327
waddup ragi?
>>2677322
R-right... Seeink as I didn't make it into the games, I guess I'll leave now ~de geso.
>>2677310
IT IS PROHIBITED TO USE THAT TO HARM OTHERS.
>>2677317
I AM ALWAYS LIKE THIS!
>>2677279
OF COURSE!
>>2677280
I do try my hardest each time. I have been particularly unlucky in these.
>>2677333
As shown here.
>>2677333
Get out of my party.
>>2677337
Kill yourself.
>>2677324
>Really? Well that's good
>Just let me know if I fuck something up
>>2677328
Okay, Now you've got my attention!
Atleast you're a god that has fun with his powers!
>>2677326
>>2677333
You shouldn't have to worry about anything like that.
You even got fresh undergarments.
>>2677339
I'm a squid. I don't give a squid about your human rules. Haven't I said that before? I'm leavink anyways, so who cares ~de geso?
>>2677333
Get out of the WAY!
>>2677347
o shit look who it is
>>2677111
Your body is the temple in which your mind rests after all! Far too many brilliant thinkers have failed to heed these words, losing their capacity for thought well before their time.
>>2677164
From a certain point of view, I can see how it might appear sensible, though you are forced to overlook the obvious gender issue. Then again, it is a casual occasion, so I may be making too much about it.
>>2677279
Drat, overwhelmed by numbers! I'll be forced to improvise my tote.
>>2677333
Stung by a jellyfish you say? How peculiar... but I must assist a lady in peril if at all possible!
>>2677321
Elly. I have failed. I am counting on you to win this wedding.
>>2677348
I'm reading it in his accent. Let's see how you hold up, shall we?
>>2677333
T-This is not water...
You people are horrible!
>>2677333
Gee... Thanks.
>>2677350
I don't need that I need saving!
>>2677339
Riiiiiight. Of course you are.
>>2677319
>>2677327
This is nothing but a cruel joke.
>>2677344
>>2677333
>>2677361
...I'll see what I can do about that man, Miss Ramlethal.
>>2677360
Issue...?
>>2677333
Current status.
People are losing their partners already.
>>2677351
Do not come back!
>>2677375
WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE? "HAPPY"?
>>2677362
No pressure am I right?
>>2677361
I just realized that your sister would've loved to have attended this match
>>2677379
>pets the spider
Don't worry spider, it'll be ok.
>>2677379
Now I wish it was.
>>2677384
Night 1
Aussa.... You must be very mad... But not like this.
>>2677387
Of course not.
How could one be happy with no social skills and no relationships, let alone both of them? A truly pitiful life you lead, Iida Tenya.
>>2677383
>>2677384
I will be spectating from here.
>>2677390
She would have. It is a missed opportunity for her.
>>2677408
>>2676985
Izaya and Araragi wedding game? I called this pairing almost a freakin' year ago! It makes me feel so many things at once!!!
>>2677408
Miss Aussa, is that a detonator in your ha-
Odds: Grind HoJ Rep
Evens: Grind Vanguard rep
>>2677399
>>2677408
SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING?!
>>2677389
I'm one of the people with the least IC characters, so I'm really not one to judge.
>>2677408
Wasn't me
>>2677374
>>2677408
That means you're saved now, correct?
>>2677421
how about you x dat boi??
>>2677425
o shit
>>2677408
Died at my own wedding...
Not exactly the best way to go.
>>2677411
If we're going to be a matter of fact about this, I have a relationship with you.
>>2677408
I AM MAD!
...Besides, that was one of the bastards.
>>2677422
That's what you get!
>>2677435
You were in th'way!
>>2677426
Oh don't worry, I'm an offender for that aswell. But I wanted to try it out.
>>2677408
Day 2
Aussa is still mad.
She is training herself to be a better girl
>>2677435
Talking about your own wedding... >>2677379
>>2677438
Hmm, alright. Humor me.
>>2677440
I know you're upset, but you didn't have to go to such lengths.
>>2677358
You could just like, jump over me and keep on your way you know? I wasn't trying to stop you. Anyway, thanks for taking me down so now I can leave.
>>2677330
I've no idea, I arrived here just when them game was about to start. And since I died already I'm taking my leave now. See you around Captain.
>>2677344
I'd say something like "keep trying and never give up" but I'm the logical type, nott he blindly cheerful one. Anyway, I have things to do, goodbye.
>>2677379
To think I'd the time would arrive for me to feel a minimal amount of pity for a spider. Uh...go and take your man back? Or give up and find someone else, that's all I can suggest. Good luck.
>>2677360
If only I could get a better temple for this valuable brain of mine. A body who needs constant nutrition and rest to keep working, what a joke...
Anyway, I have business to take care ofgood luck out there Livingstone.
>And see you all later.
>>2677424
>HoJ
>try to get a Hand of Judgment with explosive rounds
>>2677396
D-don't hurt my darling's feelings
>>2677395
No it won't.
>>2677433
It means I... Hurt... All over...
>>2677440
You could have waited.
>>2677449
Hmm?
>>2677421
You look awfuly happy about it.
>>2677434
Please...
>>2677449
Can you leave me alone, my husband just died...
heres araragi and izaya in a few months
>>2677348
I guess it is a quite fun job, I take it you've had a run in with gods before to have taken a disliking to them?
>>2677449
DISTRICT 12!
DISTRICT 12!
*cough
What am I saying...
Anyway... current status.
Many of the partners died...
Aussa Racking up the kills
>>2677449
We better not see you again
A couple bullets is all it takes
>>2677465
Can confirm.
>>2677454
YES I DID!
>>2677449
>She furiously throws the bow down and begins hailing the target with summoned crystals
>>2677460
Nope.
>>2677457
I can't even jump that high....
>Seeya.
>>2677457
Maybe if I keep doing it, something might work eventually. Who knows? Farewell.
>>2677447
I'm trying to figure out who you are, but your way of speaking only rings a single bell and I'm pretty sure that's not you(kine).
>>2677479
Please don't raise your voice.
>>2677458
Don't worry. I'm a lawyer that fixes divorces. Can CONFIRM this won't last long.
>>2677464
you think gamestop sells this?
>>2677458
He will be fiiiine.
>>2677465
...
Oh shit.
>>2677449
I aint no libarts student so I cant say its good. On the other hand, not being a libarts student I can say I got a job.
You lot never told me it was a gay wedding. I aint complaining but. Couldve warned me
>>2677460
Hurt...?
Do you have any cuts or something?
>>2677473
Continuing on!
And that is one district gone to the dust.
>>2677450
Excuse me? What is there to humor you about? I do not even know the nature of it myself.
>>2677500
>>2677465
It better not.
>>2677449
But as long as he's happy I have no room to complain.
>>2677472
Well I am the devil after all.
Gods and I tend to get along like... What was that little fight between? Oh yes! The Germans and the Hebrews!
>>2677513
Aaah!
...I'm sorry, Miss Ramlethal.
>>2677514
>>2677513
We stole something from you too!
>>2677501
I don't know, give Rick Harrison a call.
>>2677513
W-What are you doing?!
>>2677484
No I'm not.
I'd rather not say who I am so I can have fun with this and not have it just another of my avatars.
>>2677513
...Does killin' gods in a blind rampage of vengeance count as ghost story? Because that just happened.
>>2677536
dat boi won an oscar for this
>>2677522
Well uh, I kind of lied. There's 99,1% chance of them adopting a kid and havig a succesful romance life a la Ocelot and Mokou style. You can most likely be the Hikki in the situation though. There's 0,9% chance Izaya will come back.
>>2677528
>>2677513
Ugh. This was a stupid idea for a match anyway.
>>2677516
I see you no different than the dirt under my feet, worm. If you claim to have some sort of relationship with me, I am asking you to amuse me with whatever poor excuse you can manage to come up with.
>>2677513
Day 3
After the death of the groom of this wedding.
The bride becomes a "Public Figure"
>>2677508
I got hit with an explosion of rocks.
So yeah a few.
>>2677528
Sorry about this, but you need to chill out for a while!
>>2677547
That's fair, I'm still going to try and guess though.
>>2677559
Oh yes, fun times that was.
>>2677559
Yukine and Nowi OTP
>>2677557
Miss Ramlethal, are you mad...?
>>2677562
I didn't even do anything!
>>2677567
Killing the innocent? Tssk tssk.
>>2677564
That's fine I guess.
>>2677559
That fucker couldn't even satisfy his bride.
>>2677560
Geez. Take your shirt off so I can apply the band-aid. It would be bad if it infected or something.
>>2677559
And here it is infamous peace.
Or is it?
>>2677558
Well, considering we talk ,if you could even call them conversations, somewhat consistently, that constitutes a relationship.
>>2677576
Better than being maimed.
>>2677576
I am disappointed with myself. If I could have stayed longer, we would have a better chance.
