ERP Thread
Night Shift Edition
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>>2667940
This thread is the thread that will pierce the heavens!
>>2674158
Oh god maiwaifu, what are you doing in such a dirty place?
>>2674158
And the heavens being other people's holes~?
>He giggles softly
>>2674163
Liking what you see mister~?
>>2674158
>looks up at the clouds
If you say so...
>>2674158
Nia at the top of the page!
>Pats fluffy head
>>2674148
Graveyard shift
>>2674158
*Rubs mouth with dick.*
>>2674178
>smiles and looks you in the eye while stroking you
What gave you that impression?
>>2674198
From you rubbing yourself silly~
>He giggles lightly and spins around revealing his panties.
>>2674158
Nia!
>gentle hug squeeze
Want to play?
I can see that tight little ass peeking out from under that skirt you know.
>gives a little pat on her ass
>>2674207
>smiles as he checks out your butt
Those are very nice.
>grips one of your cheeks with his hand before smacking it
>>2674166
Talking with you lovely people, of course! What are you doing here?
>>2674178
Erm, well, that's not what I meant, but sure!
>>2674182
>She shifts her weight to her tippy toes, standing up higher to press her head more into your hand
Eheh!
>>2674225
I can't! I'm supposed to wait for Miyafuji!
>>2674230
Cute!
>Gives you a big hug
>>2674230
>waiting for Miyafuji
>Try not to laugh. Try not to laugh. Try not to laugh...
>>2674229
A-ah!
>The boy yelps then giggles before moving over to stand above the other man.
They're much more nicer once you get inside them~
>>2674230
>I can't! I'm supposed to wait for Miyafuji!
That doesn't mean we can't keep ourselves occupied while we're waiting though, does it?
>slips a hand on the small of her tiny back, rubbing downwards gently till it reaches her ass, giving it a slight squeeze
>>2674242
>She happily accepts your embrace and presses the side of her face into your chest, exhaling deeply
>>2674244
Huh? Why's that funny?
>>2674275
>basically rape
Rapeman returns?
>>2674185
>tfw no zombie girl
>>2674278
>Pets your head while squeezing you tight
You love to obey, correct?
>>2674311
Yes.
>>2674311
Yes. That is a picture of me.
>>2674321
Alright , do you like men with huge cocks?
>>2674330
I do.
>>2674311
>>2674330
is it too late to say yes~?
>>2674337
>>2674344
>>2674356
Oh.
Sorry I wasted your time
>>2674357
>>2674357
KEK
>>2674357
LITTLE
>>2674380
WHITE
>>2674357
Oh I don't mind what size it is~
>>2674262
Let's test that theory.
>tucks his fingers into the waistband of your panties and pulls them down
>>2674278
Nothing! Just thinking out loud.
>snickers
>>2674392
>Wanting tiny cocks
>Not wanting a huge cock to spread you apart so your hole can shape itself to it permanently
>>2674388
JEHUDIS
>>2674285
Return of the Master?
>>2674396
>The boy giggles and shakes his butt for you before slowly spreading it open with his fingers.
Enjoying the view~?
>>2674406
Why be fussy and not take it all? Much more fun that way~
>>2674413
I'm running out of things to say after "LITTLE"
help me out here
>>2674422
Yes. It look so nice and tight!
>let's some saliva dribble from his tongue on to his fingers before sliding one in your ass
>>2674446
Mmmm~
>The boy moans as you drive your fingers into his anus, it slowly tightening around then with his warm walls.
D-does it feel nice in me~?
>>2674413
>>2674428
Hmph!
>>2674484
>runs a hand along you tight covered leg
>>2674466
>slowly thrusts his fingers inside of you
Your ass feels great. Hopefully my dick can fit.
>>2674500
>It was a hologram the whole time
>>2674504
Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!!
Baka, baka!
>>2674512
Aho! Gaki!
>>2674512
>shrugs
It's alright. I can still fap to your pictures.
>>2674511
Well there is only one way to find out now isn't there~?
>The boy giggles before getting down onto the ground with his ass raised in the air.
Time for you to take a little adventure~
>>2674515
I don't speak baka! Translate please
>>2674519
Fap to this!
>>2674535
Unko unko unko unko unko unko!
>>2674512
Bed time, missy. Don't make me get your father.
>>2674553
>hurls brick
Urusai!
>>2674560
>Squirts with spray bottle filled with image related
Hmph!
>>2674570
M-masaka!
>Dodges brick
Yokatta...
>>2674570
>melts
I should've sent you to a covent when I had the chance...
>>2674521
>He slowly pulled his fingers out of your ass and let a rope of saliva drip onto your asshole. He then took the head of his cock and slowly pushed it inside of you. He then took a hold of you hips and pushed his cock further inside of you tight ass
>>2674588
.....
>Aims brick at herself
>>2674602
>Continues spraying you
Die!
>>2674614
Y-YAMERO!
>>2674605
>The boy lets out a soft and elegant moan as he feels your hot pussy pricker penetrate his tight hole.
B-be sure not to leave any outside~ I want it all.
>He begins to slowly press backwards onto your throbbing member forcing it deeper into him.
>>2674623
>Smashes the brick against her head and literally fucking dies
>>2674629
Ma-...
>Drops to his knees in front of you
Masaka...!
>Starts crying over your corpse
>>2674624
As you wish you cute little slut.
>he gripped your hips harder and pushed his cock even further inside of your warm walls until his pelvis made contact with your bare butt.He then pulled back and rammed his entire length in you before repeating the process.
>>2674629
>slowly strips your corpse and begans to fuck it while it's still warm
>>2674652
>Implying it was ever warm
>>2674645
A-ah~!
>The boy moans loudly with each thrust into him. He begins to rock himself along your shaft before grabbing his own member slowly stroking it.
>>2674659
(Sorry but I'm starting to fall asleep at my keyboard. I'm going to have to call it a night.)
Where all the sluts at?
>>2674694
(It's alright you go rest up.)
>>2674330
>>2674406
Post dic pic
>>2674699
SMASH DAT MUTHA FUKIN LIKE
>>2674699
Sorry i only do that on email.
>>2674699
I'm not giving dick, I want dick.
>>2674714
Psstttttt If I share my email with you, will you send me a dick pic?
>>2674734
Later, i'm a little busy now.
>>2674734
>>2674738
>>2674738
>>2674742
>>2674759
>filename
>>2674742
Why are you laughing at me? why do you find funny the tragedy of others?
>>2674762
>This ugly motherfucker is getting pounded by FAT ANIME COCKS and basically, you're fucking stupid
>>2674762
>>2674762
>>2674742
>>2674759
>>2674761
>>2674769
>>2674768
Wooowww you don't need to be so harsh, I'm not stupid or ugly either, calm down for a second
>>2674734
Pretty puss!
You're getting my dick hard with your obscene requests.
>>2674777
>trips
>>2674789
It's okay, you can click here to learn how to get FAT ANIME COCKS just like this ugly motherfucker.
>>2674789
>DSP tries his hand at ERP
>>2674789
>Slaps ass
>>2674806
Literally who
>>2674791
I'm glad ~
>>2674802
Alrighttt I guess
>>2674806
I don't understand
>>2674809
>Slaps ass
>when you try to be funny and no one gets it
>>2674806
>"Alright well, we're ERPing I guess. Kinda excited to be here since I heard so much about it."
>"Well that's kinda bullshit. I posted my prompt but got no (You)s! There was nothing wrong with it,"
>"OH CMON! This is stupid! That ava says one line and gets all those anons but I get nothing? What a joke. ERP is such a joke. I bet people don't even like ERP. Maybe my thread is bugged. I bet only MY thread is bugged."
>Much later
"Well, that's it for ERP. Gotta say, it was actually really good, I was pleasantly surprised. You know, not perfect, a few annoying bugs and design problems, but, I enjoyed it."
>>2674830
>>2674813
Mmm, you keep waving that ass around and I'm going to have to do something about it!
>traces finger along slit of cameltoe
>>2674813
What a lovely view you're offering back here!
Mind if I have a sample?
>inconspicuously prods boner against leggings
Hey everyone! It's Joey from Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews!
I'M BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Today's a very special episode, gang! Today's episode we're going to be trying Dead Hours, everyone.. Dead Hours. Now, I've been told a lot about Dead Hours, It's had a lot of mixed reviews! Some say it's comfy and you can chat and "hang" as they say, others say it's boring, you know what I say? I say It's lookin' mighty tasty, gang! Y'know what check this out!
Okay, gang, this is the NEW Dead Hours from /ERP/! It comes with a comfy, laid back atmosphere, shitposting, funny memes and the cutest conversations! Ehehehe!
AAAAAND WEEE'REEE BYEEACK
Okay muchachos, what'd you think? Looks pretty good, huh? Well, lets give this a shot! This is the NEW Dead Hours!
>Joey eats the entire fucking thing in one bite
Mhm.. Mhmmmmmmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>Joey seems to be either convulsing or having an orgasm, it is unclear.
Ooowooo Owowowo Woo Wooo WOO WOO WOO! This SWINGS, gang! Wooooooooooooow, this is REALLY good. I definitely recommend Dead Hours gang, the comfiness is comfy, the shitposting is shitposting-y, It's just very flavorful indeed!
I give the New Dead Hours by /ERP/ a 9/10 everyone! A 9/10!
I SEE LOTS OF ASS, BOTH MALE AND FEMALE, AND I AM PLEASED.
Anyone want to play with futunAsuka?
>>2674859
E-ehhh? w-what is this?
>>2674839
I'll keep waving my round butt then ~
(Aww sadly I don't think enough image to ERP as Edea I was just trying to fish some juicy.. things..)
>>2674874
>futun
What did she mean by this?
>>2674880
LMFAO
>>2674874
Oh it certainly sounds like fun~
>>2674874
>Asuka
AW YEAAAAAAA-
>pic
IT'S SHIT
>>2674883
>LMFAO
What did he mean by this?
>>2674877
Daw
>kiss on the nose
maybe later then sweetie
And I'm the yellow man.
>>2674880
Asuka w/penis... thought that was obvious
>>2674885
care to show me how lewd you can get?
>>2674887
would normal asuka be better?
(i just prefer futanAsuka)
>Mfw my reviews go unnoticed
>>2674899
>Notice me senpai-tachi
>What did he mean by this?
>>2674877
>Nobody will ever play Edea
50 shades of suffering.
>>2674898
>The boy moves over and caresses her body gently and proceeds to giggle.
As lewd as you're willing to take me~
>>2674862
>>2674899
>>2674893
you are an idiot and everyone should laugh at you
>>2674907
>>2674910
WOO WOO WOO WOO!
>>2674885
Muh dik
>>2674909
>pushes you to your knees and stands over you
As lewd as you can get
>wink
Whoo. Home.
>>2674922
Oh? Do you want it inside me~?
>He giggles and covers his mouth smiling.
>>2674925
Oh then this will be so much fun~
>The boy removes his panties and wiggles his ass for you.
>>2674931
Welcome home mister~
>>2674896
Mrgrggrgrgg... yeah later anon!
>>2674908
I can dig for more images of Edea too though I have Camilia and Wii Fit on my list too
>>2674916
>>2674899
It's because all you ever do is copy paste the same shit over and over again.
>>2674940
>>2674939
I-I'm not a girl though~
>>2674935
Hi, and thanks.
>>2674935
>positions the head of her 9.5" cock at the entrance of your anus
beg for it~
>>2674942
>copy paste
Can't tell if you're trolling. That's his format. Watch a couple of his videos.
>>2674947
If you really are a boy, that makes me quite anxious.
I have never even considered holding a boy's hand before.
>>2674949
Oh, pic.
>>2674931
WE IN REAL NIGGA HOURS.
SMASH
DAT
FUQIN
LIKE
>>2674949
No problem~
>>2674950
Oh please fill up my tight boy rump with your hot meaty rod and even more with your hot sticky goodness~
>He places his hands on his ass and spreads open his awaiting hole.
>>2674958
Only hold my hand? Aw that's so cute~
>>2674952
Why would I watch a morbidly obese pile of shit stuff himself with junk food?
>>2674961
>smashes that like button
...Now what.
>>2674967
>Stares deeply into his eyes
Can a man make another man feel good like a woman can
>>2674968
The same reason you sit in a fucking ERP thread 24/7? Because your life has no meaning and you should fucking kill yourself
>>2674967
>pushes the head and an inch of her cock into you
you want the rest little slut?
>>2674945
>>2674977
smash this!
>>2674981
>THOSE TOES
>>2674983
Pass.
>>2674982
>>2674992
>>2674978
Mhmm~ They certainly can mister~
>The boy chuckle lightly while staring at the man.
>>2674981
O-oh~!
>He lets out a small moan as he feels your member become slowly encased within the wall of his ass
Yes please~ I-I want it all.
>>2674984
you wanna suck em?
>>2674979
>being this mad because not everyone shares your fat / food fetish
>>2674998
>>2675003
>Not liking Joey
JUST
>>2675004
>>2675000
Yes!
>>2674999
Hmph!
I'd like to see you try
>He ruffles the feminine boy's hair as he gives him a headpat
>>2675014
>>2675026
>>2675027
>>2674999
push back on the rest then!
>she says while giving your ass a firm smack
>>2675015
well get to it sexy!
>>2675037
>>2675046
>>2675052
>>2675056
>>2675058
>>2675056
>>2675069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7gwaBXRVG0
>>2675071
>>2675069
>>2675077
>>2675079
>>2675083
>>2675085
>>2675017
>The boy giggles and closes his eyes while receiving the pats.
When would you like to see that mister~?
>>2675045
>The boy giggles before forcing his as down engulfing the entirety of her cock groaning but still letting out small moans as he does until he reaches the base.
D-does it feel good for you~?
>>2675099
>slaps your ass
it would feel better if you went harder slut!
>>2675089
>>2675096
>>2675096
>>2675108
>>2675077
This is my favorite one.
>>2675099
Go ahead.
Having lewd parts like that butt should be illegal as a male.
>>2675104
>likes this
>>2675104
Well alright then~!
>He pushes you over so they can rest on top of you before rising and slamming down onto your hot futa cock.
I-Is this getting better?
>His voice slightly breaking with each bounce on top of you.
>>2675118
>His hand moves gently across your groin.
Well then pull it out and fill me up~
>>2675120
>cums
>>2675114
>>2675110
>>2675123
>Whips out 7 in cock
Sorry if this is smaller than cocks you've taken in.
Now then, where's your vagina.
>>2675133
>>2675142
>>2675144
(Who /jolly/ here?)
>>2675140
>He lets out a small chuckle
Oh I don't have one of those but I still have my mouth and ass~
>The boy removes his panties and shows you his plump little rump.
Still want it~?
>>2675151
Jolly cooperation~
>>2675151
I LOVE CO OP GAMES
>>2675151
Jolly cooperation.
>>2675123
your almost therE!
>she says and she starts to writhe
>>2675157
Looks tight and warm
>He sticks his swollen cock inside of the boypussy
Turn your body so that you are facing me, would you?
>>2675167
Alright im fucking done
>>2675168
(Evening friend; how was your time out?)
>>2675157
>>2675158
(same)
>>2675157
I want to fuck this ass. Im conflicted.
>>2675177
>>2675045
Don't tempt me!
>>2675178
[SUN PRAISING INTENSIFIES]
>>2675171
>The boy begins to not only bounce on your hot throbbing member but begins to grind back and forth on it moaning from the pleasure as he grabs a hold of the women's breasts as to balance themselves.
>>2675176
>The boy obliges and turns around to face the man slightly blushing as he stares towards the man now entering his boy pussy.
H-hope I feel good~
>>2675146
>Flings towards you
>Slaps you with my duck
>Steals your potatoes
>>2675181
>>2675177
>>2675167
>>2675159
>>2675148
>>2675146
>>2675144
>>2675142
>>2675133
>>2675108
>>2675089
>>2675085
>>2675083
>>2675077
>>2675069
>>2675058
>>2675056
>>2675052
>>2675048
>>2675046
>>2675037
>>2675027
>>2675026
>>2675014
>>2675004
>>2674998
>>2674992
>>2674982
>>2675178
Quite fun. Played vidya with a friend, after I got the productive part out of the way.
>>2675204
>>2675204
>>2675192
>as the anus clamps down on his penis, his breathing becomes a bit louder. He also makes sure to grope the cute boy butt, feeling it's softness and firmness
Shit, this feels amazing
I'm going to get addicted to your body at this rate.
>>2675196
>>2675207
(Always a good time, glad ya had a good one.)
>>2675222
Impressed by my Estonian Role Play?
I'm a master potato thief.
>>2675244
>>2675221
Oh I do hope so~ That way I can have fun with you every day~
>The boy giggles and begins to rock himself on top of your cock.
>>2675265
>>2675238
Mmhm. How ya been, meanwhile?
>>2675180
Oh just come over and give it a try~ Nothing to be ashamed of mister.
>>2675265
>>2675180
Its not gay if the balls don't touch.
>>2675266
>He makes sure to taste those pink nipples
Sweet like a girl's I like i-
SHIT
COMING
>his semen rockets out of his testicles as it forms a puddle in the anus
AMASHIING~
THANK YOU SO MUCH
PLEASE COME AGAIN
(Time to leave for work)
>>2675283
>The boy chuckles slightly
Well that was fast~ such a sensitive little man.
(Bye bye~)
>>2675275
But I thought I was straight. I stayed the path until now.
>>2675272
(Just got home from work a bit ago; then ate. Now just hanging out. The usual post-work routine, I suppose.)
>>2675288
There's nothing to be ashamed about~ just think of me as a girl and ignore my little package and you'll be fine~
>The boy giggles and shakes his cute little butt around.
>i wish i didnt fall asleep so much mid erp
good god what happened to thread?
>>2675302
>>2675302
(tail pulling anon, also just woke up, also confused)
>>2675302
It got slow but stayed fun~!
>He pets the cute anthropomorphic doggy on the head.
>>2675294
I get'cha... Gonna rest later, as well?
>>2675315
(2-3 hours from now, yeah. If not early. Shit's so dead by the time I get home, usually depends on if I keep myself awake doing something, heh.)
>>2675298
Maybe later qt, I have class.
>>2675309
Psychics?
>>2675311
Hey! Dont do that again, I could have clawed someone there!
>>2675313
Nngh~ I thought maids were supposed to be clean not dirty minded~
>>2675333
Aw okay~ Have fun mister.
>>2675344
>The boy giggles and continues petting you
I'm not dirty I have a bath every day!
>>2675344
...You looked more like you wanted it to happen by the end...
>Anon gives Polt a big grin and hold up his hands, making squeezing gestures
Good morning everyone! Having fun, I hope!
Just wondering if this thread is real.
>>2675325
Ahaha, well, don't keep yourself up too late, friend. And just the same, don't sleep too much, like I did earlier...
>>2675381
I tripped over your useless ass, it's plenty real
>>2675372
Yes lots of fun~
>>2675381
I think it is? Is it?
>>2675360
N-now why is a cutie like you w-wearing in outfit like that?
>she starts to get distracted by the petting
>>2675368
>wolf noises
No I didnt! Its TOO sensitive, i end up getting violent every time!
>>2675381
Yes dummy!
>>2675385
(I'll do my best. I hate oversleeping on work days, since Ifeel like I don't get to do anything before I gotta go in.)
>>2675393
What's wrong with a boy dressing up so they look cute~?
>He continues to pet the dog scratching behind her ears.
>>2675393
>Anon pats her shoulder
You weren't violent with me at all yet. In fact, I was just enjoying starting to play with it
>Anon gives her a wink
>>2675390
>>2675393
After looking down the thread, it seems right to question it!
>>2675386
S-Sorry, I'll stop just laying all over the ground.
>>2675390
Glad to hear it... Oh! You must be that gentleman Hilda told me about... Greetings, I'm Iris!
>>2675412
Oh you know that lady? She's so sweet~ Nice to meet you Iris.
>The boy giggles lightly.
>>2675400
N-nothihnnng~~
>>2675407
B-but I will I-I-
>she cant focus due to the boys heavy petting as her tail wags rapidly
>>2675434
Oh goddamn it, post some ass
>>2675434
Yeah, she's a friend of mine! I'm glad you two got along! You're... Jun, correct? A pleasure to meet you!
>>2675395
Yeah... I slept for at least 10 hours last night. Felt nice, but the sun was up and bright once I woke up.
>>2675448
>Anon stares at the tail again
Hnnggg.....If I didn't have to head out, I would grab the hell out of that right now! Maybe next time, Polt!
>>2675457
(Man I haven't done that in forever...)
>>2675448
>The boy giggles and continues to pet you.
You're a cute doggy aren't you~?
>>2675451
Oh like this?
>>2675452
Yep Watarase Jun~
>the boy chuckles lightly with a bright smile on his face.
>>2675470
Like that. I need something nice to look at in lecture
