Zootopia Thread: Never let them see
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BUNE
>>2666396
I can't outrun the BUNE all the time
>>2666396
>BUNE
This will be the one that lives.
"Zootopia was a mistake" - Byron Howard
Shilling my fic again
Sup guys! Remember I told you I'd update Short Tails with something a little more light-hearted than Chapter 3, so, here goes!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15427981
>Short Tails by Clunkbot
>Chapter 4: Go! Go! Shining Action Caliber Fox! (行きます!行きます!シャイニングアクションキャリバーフォックス!)
>Summary: let's do our best okay?????
pls gib feedback and or j-rock lyrics
>>2666396
BUNE is first here, it is decided. This is the thread.
>>2666396
BUNE!!!!!!!!!!!
What are you not giving up on, garbage friends?
>>2666396
So fucking quick, shalkanon must be so jealous
Ugh
-J
Nick.
>>2666456
You okay, J?
>>2666396
Too fast for me, dude.
Bune makes it official, dudes.
>>2666444
Oh hey dude! It's you! I'm gonna have to check out that next chapter my man. Your previous ones have been amazing, dude.
Not sure which to go to, but this one was posted first. That's my rule on it anyways.
Where are the Gideon/Travis lewds?
>>2666457
Stop pulling at my heartstrings you adorable bastard
Repostin
>tfw you're finished for the semester
>sore as all hell from moving
>wrist included
>want to draw but too tired
I just placed my first ever BD order. Who even am I anymore?
which one are you
I am genuinely curious
I mean we aren't all here just to shitpost, right?
>>2666442
The BUNE christening is the thread's proudest moment
>>2666469
BellwetherxPred is very nice
>>2666518
Very lacking, sadly.
>>2666526
You made this? It's really nice.
>>2666532
The polar bear.
>Not the Shillworks edition
C'mon OP.
Clunky: Short Tails updated
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15427981
WriteAnon: Water Under the Bridge
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/15424363
Raccoonfag: Stoutwell update
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11918323/1/Stoutwell-Out-of-the-Red
Metals (That's me!): Desmond and Molly fluff
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6693505
>>2666497
Yeah boi. Just working. No time to lude the jewd
-J
>>2666456
You all good, J?
>>2666527
You should rest, dude. If you're off for the semester then you'll have plenty of time to draw, you know dude?
>>2666532
I'm going to guess the top left, dude?
>>2666504
Thanks brudar. Chapter 3 was heavy, so I thought I'd post something a lot less serious.
Thank you again!
>>2666518
any of the weasels/ferret/etc need some lewd art of them getting fucked in the ass while they preform autofellatio.
>>2666526
ahaha! aren't those incest jokes funny?, i laugh so much when nick and his mom joke or do sexual innuendos, i laugh all the the time!
look! i even drew a joke myself
>>2666540
Thanks!
>>2666542
That's a polar bear? The neck made me think he's some mustelid.
>>2666545
Oh hey dude! Clunk here. Write anymore for your fic?
I want Mrs. Wilde to only wear her tail in front of her
>>2666532
Bottom left.
>>2666571
Incest is always a real knee-slapper.
>>2666532
The rabbit
ZAP THE PREDS
SPECIES WAR NOW
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Shilling a short story I posted last night.
http://pastebin.com/s55ZaAuP
Judy and Mrs. Wilde meet for the first time. Writing handle is hidden in the story, if anyone cares to look.
>>2666571
I'm not a huge fan of the incest thing, but I like her design and I think she should make out with Foxglove.
>Still no porn of Judy with a rodent using their whole body to pleasure her
Someone make it happen, please.
>>2666603
but preds are for lewding, anon.
>>2666518
It's too bad Gerardson is a Judeon shipper, I would love to see some lewd Gideon/Travis from him.
>>2666535
It's like breaking a champagne glass on the hull of a ship, but with cute bune.
>>2666548
Hi! Thanks for (you)ing. How are you?
>>2666554
At least it gives you something to work for - going home and lewding the jewd.
>>2666527
Rest, my friend. You have worked hard. Draw when you feel up to it.
>>2666571
haha, great joke anon! :D
>>2666396
BUNE?
Whoever made the other thread, delete it. You're clogging the queue.
>>2666532
I just lurk for fanart, since it all ends up here anyway.
>>2666589
iktf
But take it as a challenge. Someday you'll write something everyone shills. Byron Howard will give it a thumbs up on his twitter. It'll be included in Disney's 30th anniversary DVD release of Zootopia.
>>2666618
Fucking degenerate whore. I hope your jagged jaw bf snaps your neck
>>2666603
>prey
>>/out/
>>2666639
i already deleted mine, is there another one?
>>2666580
I did some edits on it after taking your recommendations into account, but today I've been studying for an exam I have tomorrow mostly while monitoring the thread for occasional distractions, and those oreos of course.
That said, I'm on the fence. I really, /really/ like Desmond and Molly, but I feel like the story is currently a good self-contained unit, and anything more would be frivolous. However, considering it's a puff piece in the first place, that's less of an issue.
Still, I think I might move on to a different project first; I had a flash in the pan moment a bit ago, so I'm taking some time to storyboard it and figure out if it works, but I really won't rule out taking Dezzie and Moll to the spa for a day of cute pampering and researching what treatments an animal spa might even use.
>>2666559
Gideon/Travis/Weaselton threesome when?
>>2666607
I agree with you but how many people here are even going to know who the hell you're talking about.
>>2666603
fucking prey overreacting to literally >everything
>>2666627
gid anon
but i must draw
i will draw at least one thing every day for at least the summer. i am going to be the the very best, like no one ever was.
>>2666649
probably not but i'm pretty happy with 5k views on fanfiction.net
>>2666518
Not enough of this country couple.
>>2666650
Look, something about those teeth, and that body designed for kill is just... mmm.
>>2666655
There was
Nice fucking get tho
>>2666571
>Mrs. Wilde's face
She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing. I think she just hustled Nick into fucking her.
>>2666589
Don't take it personally anon, I would have included it had I known! Post the link again, I'll check it out; self-advertizing is really the only way to get knowledge of your writings out there.
>>2666686
soon
soooon
>>2666659
That's a beautiful idea. You know this as well as I do, challenge yourself in your writing. My update to Short Tails is scene writing, my weakest area. I'll read your edits later tonight, I'm sure they're all good.
Maybe just write short, one shot dates with them, or
Or
Do a series where it's like 10 dates, one update per date. That'd be qt and fluffy as hell
Bringing the thread demographics poll over here, if you haven't voted please do:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130783
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130783
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130783
>bi's in the lead
I knew it.
>>2666676
She's the one in the picture? Context clues and all that, my friend.
>>2666679
Knife ears OUT
>>2666710
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11852223/1/bros-being-bros
Need a wizard to put Gid's signature locks on this. Gonna need a powerful one, at that.
NEW CHAPTER: SHILL EDITION
WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/15424363
Another exciting installment of Crime Shit with Animals!
I feel like I kind of went out on a limb with characterization in this chapter, but I also feel that it's for the good of the story, that it'll give a more satisfying punch to the conclusion.
Let me know what y'all think so I know that I'm on the right track!
Also, if you haven't already, check out Clunkbot's update
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15427981
And give Metals some love
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6744235
>>2666589
>must draw daily, anon. i'll just take a nap and feel better hopefully.
Sleep well, dude! Feel better!
>>2666548
I see how it is, dude. </3
>>2666730
>bi's in the lead
>I knew it.
Whats that supposed to mean, dude? :^)
>>2666680
Keep it up! You seem dedicated enough, you'll be the very best before you know it!
>>2666686
They're CYOOT
>>2666730
We're everywhere!
>>2666748
You know, I've never realized he didn't have his hair in the picture. You just shook my reality.
>>2666571
Wow! Hilarious! Please, make me laugh even more!
>there are females here
TUNDRA TOWN
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>>2666760
Oh and this one too
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11918323/1/Stoutwell-Out-of-the-Red
Are we shilling our fics?
Don't think I ever posted mine up here.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11877121/1/A-night-out-with-an-old-friend
Y'know, if anyone's interested. It's a WIP still after all this time, trying to get back into updating it every weekend.
>>2666730
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10130783
Is this internet sexuality or real sexuality
As in, online, I jerk to all kinds of stuff. gay, straight, incest, rape, general violence, have given most fetishes a fair shot
But in real life I'm just vanilla straight and only have plain, normal sex with my wife. We consider doggy "spicing it up"
>>2666815
provide a synopsis with your shill you noob
>>2666785
and he needs his belly and cheeks in that pic. handsome is nice, but pie fox needs to be jolly.
lol, Google is recommending all of the Manchester City F.C. links to me because I searched MCFC. I must say, I appreciate Google giving me the benefit of the doubt.
>>2666627
I heard dat
-J
>>2666802
>This is the best on-model art I've seen.
It's not even that on model desu.
Does anyone have the comic with Nick and Judy watching Tangled? That's one of the most on model for me
>>2666741
>does it make u uncomfortable?
>>2666686
They're so sweet together.
>>2666801
>there are females here
At least one is a tranny, probably more.
Who wants to date?
>>2666824
Internet.
>>2666769
Nothing, I just expected them to be in the majority
Also trinity threesome when.
>>2666839
>sticking her fingers in the ice cream and licking it off like the slut she is
>>2666840
OUT OUT OUT REEEE
>>2666841
>At least one is a tranny, probably more.
hi yeah, i'm still here. we doing this again?
Hey dudes, I'm feeling really tired. I'm gonna go lie down.
I'll talk to you dudes later tonight, alright? :)
>>2666847
Where are we going, anon? What should I wear?
>>2666827
He's like Santa!
Can we get some art of Gideon dressing up as Santa at Christmas time and being glomped by the Hopps children?
>>2666833
That's the life!
>>2666858
And that's the dream...
>>2666545
>that moment when someone else shilled your work.
>>2666869
Later man. Have a good sleep.
>>2666858
Man, the Finnickfags are extinct at this point aren't they? What, did they all stay on /co/ or something?
>>2666801
so we got our own meme here huh
>>2666825
sheeit. i forgot too
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11852223/1/bros-being-bros
finnick realizes his feelings for nick and it leads him to some new places.
>>2666730
>suddenly 15 more straight males
I SMELL SHENANIGANS
Girly-boi Nick is a sexy one.
>>2666869
Have a nice nap, bud! Talk to you later.
>>2666884
The Bros Being Bros guy is still around representing their interests. He popped into these threads last night, as a matter of fact.
>>2666884
pretty much
Finnickfags were never that vocal in the first place
>>2666715
Yeah, the story hasn't changed overtly since you last saw it, so it's probably not worth a reread considering you seemed pretty thorough when you checked it out earlier, which I'm super grateful for still.
I really like the chaptered dates idea though! My worst quality as a write fag though is my non-committal attitude however, so I'm always super scared to announce anything I plan until it's basically done or half made. Maybe that's just the kick I need though. Thanks clunk, you're a super guy.
Off to the rock gym, see you cool cats and animals later.
>>2666892
>straights update thread less often than gays
believable
>>2666884
They're mostly still in /co/, which is a bit of a shame because I liked the [spoiler]little[/spoiler] guys. I hope they join us soon.
>>2666884
i'm here bruh
>>2666872
Anything you want babe.
>>2666874
I can't second santa pie fox hard enough.
Let's add Travis the red-nosed weasel while we're at it.
>>2666824
Well, I put down bisexual, but anyone in real life would say I'm straight.
This is because I'm terrified of people judging me differently because of my sexuality.
Everyone around me would claim that they wouldn't judge or change their opinion of me, but deep down I believe this isn't true.
Any relationships I have with other men is kept hidden, which is just unfair to them.
Its also hard to find open minded people who are OK with seeing other partners.
Pretty much all I do is have short term physical relationships with women that inevitably end when we get too close.
Sexually, romantically, I'm pretty frustrated.
>>2666860
You heard her man, get your dox fick out!
>>2666904
What would you say to some nice Nick bulge?
>>2666608
Wait a minute...
>"Big Trouble in Little Rodentia"
>Parody of "Big Trouble in Little China"
>Mice (In Rodentia) have buck teeth, are small and pretty much look the same.
>Disney incidentally making Chinese stereotypes through the use of mice.
Clever move, Disney. Almost got past me.
>>2666926
How about a movie, not too picky which, and some food at whatever local places you got? I'm not a picky date, I just want to spend time with you anon.
>>2666949
I would say "pls go"
>>2666949
I'd say more.
>>2666928
Hey man, don't let people drag you down. You do you, I'll do me, and, we'll do each other dig?
>>2666951
Some of the rodents are italian stereotypes though
>>2666940
>current year
>still mad about preds
stay being mad being inferior.
>>2666949
Say? I think my mouth would be a little bit busy, anon.
Who wants to talk when you've got something so...tasty...in front of you?
>>2666965
more
>>2666915
I don't remember this scene. Was it in a promo, or an end credits thing?
>>2666968
The plot thickens.
>>2666923
On the one hand, he has the voice of Tiny Lister.
On the other, he looks adorable in a dress.
I just don't know what to do...
>>2666952
A Movie would be lovely Anon.
>>2666571
Haha, I'm laughing from my penis!
Posting crappy Nick
Pls critique aka destroy me
>>2666627
I'm good, thanks man :)
>>2666984
Cool! What time do you wanna meet up? Unless you can pick me up, Anon. I'm sadly forced to use public transportation.
Big cities and all.
>>2666980
Superbowl promo
>>2666982
I'll never get over that obvious bulge
>>2666949
O-oh my
This is
Very tasty.
>>2666981
That isn't the only thing thickening.
>>2666980
Promo, I believe.
>>2666949
Still my favorite Nick bulge.
>>2667009
Goal body.
Fuark.
>>2666994
That...sounds uncomfortable, Anon.
>>2666872
Where my dic in ur mouth bb
*Unzips dick*
>>2667004
5:30 work with you?
Are you, Anon?
>>2667030
No.
>>2666730
>still no lesbians
huh. Unexpected.
>>2667030
absolutely
>>2666923
And there he is! How's it going today, bro?
>>2666927
I love this concept. I could totally see Gideon being the go-to Santa for the Hopps family during Christmastime. I'm sure he'd love playing the role.
>>2666928
I understand you completely. I am terrified of admitting to my IRL friends that I'm bi. It's not so much that I'm afraid they would judge me, I just don't want to screw up our friendship by complicating it like that. I worry that some of them would get the wrong idea.
It sucks too, because I think that some of them are pretty cute, but I just don't want to risk it...
I'm here for you if you want to talk about it.
>>2666996
Good to hear! Sorry, I'm not a drawfag so I can't give you a helpful critique, but I'd love to see how your style develops.
>>2666984
>>2667004
>>2667025
Is this actually happening? I'm so confused.
>>2667025
That's perfect! Can't wait to see you, Anon!
>>2667041
They're busy going off about finding nemo.
>>2667030
Maybe.
>>2667022
Seems a little small, Anon. I think I'll pass.
>>2667049
>and then he never shows up
>>2666982
it's one of the best things, feminizing really masculine characters
>>2667005
>I'll never get over that obvious bulge
He's really packing a jumbo pop, if you know what I mean.
>>2667060
Zootopia - Gay/bi men
Finding Nemo - Lesbians
Moana - Trannies
What else do we have?
>>2667030
Always and forever
>>2667048
Lol, this is what happens when hands aren't busy doing something else...
>>2667030
As always
Reposting because Zhan is a boss.
>>2667044
Workin on at least one sketch a day so I guess we'll see where I'm at by June
>>2667072
So is Nick.
>>2667044
i'm alive. but sore and tired. thinking about a nap
>>2667070
>feminization
YESSS
We need Nick in a skirt and blouse. With a big ass.
>>2667080
>Moana
First time hearing about this. What the hell even...?
>>2667081
And ever and ever
>>2667110
its an animated Dwane "The Rock" Johnson movie
>>2667096
Daily reminder that horses are the most useless of animals in Zootopia and a parasite to our society.
>>2667044
>have a fairly decent group of friends
>generally okay with my weirdness
>finally tell them I'm into guys
>none of them seem tomind
>a week later one of them lost their gf
>he was sad, so I offered a movie night to get his mind off it, something we always did
>"Haha, nah man, I'm good. Maybe some other time."
>none of them wanna hang out with me 1 on 1 anymore because they think I'm hitting on them
Hellish
>>2667044
>It's not so much that I'm afraid they would judge me, I just don't want to screw up our friendship by complicating it like that. I worry that some of them would get the wrong idea.
Damn skippy.
Same way in business. In my field of work, your sexuality is under scrutiny.
I don't want to be defined by my sexuality, I just want to be seen as the same person.
>>2667109
even beyond a sexual thing, it makes the best comedic and dramatic situations i can't get enough of.
>>2667096
HAH
>>2667118
>implying they don't have magical bullshit magnetic fields in their hooves
how the fuck else could they be driving and use fucking spears
>>2667044
how are you doing gidanon
>>2666532
Top left giraffe
>>2667151
They have fingers in the movie. Kind of.
Let's get some sexy Nick in here. Gotta keep it interesting, anons!
>>2667116
Well that explains everything.
I'll stick to wanting to bang the fox.
>>2666444
done reading,clunky. it was a fun chapter but your title gave the joke away.
don't have any actual notes since i didn't spot any errors. your writting is as always solid.
wish i could offer any good criticisms but i got nothing this time
>>2667116
I still don't understand the tranny thing, does he support trannies or something?
>>2667169
cute and cuddly Nick > sexy Nick
>>2667163
other hooved animals do, horses and zebras do not
>>2667044
>>2666928
I live in a pretty conservative part of the country, I'm pretty open about my sexuality (I don't tell people unless it's necessary though), I've come out to all my family and close friends (who have in turn told others) and I have yet to feel any blowback for it. My friends make gay jokes and call me faggot and such such but I've clarified that I don't really mind it so it's fine.
Maybe I'm just really lucky.
>>2667110
Brown princess movie (I fully expect for history to repeat and for the animal movie that Disney ignored to come out on top of the princess one they hyped).
>>2667124
Yeah you gotta really make it clear that you find all of them ugly.
>>2667169
Feel free to dump
pls
>>2667196
From what I can see, it's 2 fingers and a thumb. Like a mitten.
>>2667169
dump?
>>2667241
Not the horses and zebras though, look at the horse and zebra who were part of the Nick hazing, just straight up hooves.
>>2667241
Never looked too closely, man. Only time was when bellwether was quick typing on her phone at the police station.
>>2667044
My roommate actually came out to me before we moved in together, it was funny, when he's like "Um, I just wanted to let you know... I'm bisexual." and I'm just like "yeah, me too. Whatever." Very freeing, haven't come out to every friend I have because it doesn't matter to me. Though it is pretty cool being able to just talk about dick and pussy with the roommate and call each other faggot.
>>2667124
That's tough, Anon. Don't know if clarifying would help, like "unless you have a fox dick, not interested."
>>2667181
Thanks man!
What about the title gives it away? I'd like to not give it away
>>2667218
I'm in a very progressive part of the country.
So progressive that people have been wearing their sexuality on their sleeves to define themselves.
Usually this means their either so vapid that all they have in life is their sexual identity, or they're trying to market themselves as a token sexuality. Either way, those people are known to not produce good work.
Its really poisoned the well.
>>2666674
Who else thinks that Clawhauser is solid muscle under that fat, like a sumo wrestler?
I just want a scene where one of the big animals on the force does whatever it is that really pisses him off and the fatass just straight up slams them against a wall and lifts them clean of their feet.
After that he gets mad donuts.
>>2662453
does anyone have more pics from the gallery of the image linked? the artist hid all her tender/comfy lewds from pixiv
>>2667312
>2011+5
>not knowing Clawhauser is permabulking on protein donuts allday erryday
>All these bi dudes too scared to be open about their cocklust
As an openly gay cocksucker I never have these problems around all my straight dude friends. Just don't act like a faggot.
>>2667312
Like this?
>>2667293
>"unless you have a fox dick, not interested."
Funnily enough, that is what I've said. They were all totally cool about me wanting to fuck a cartoon character, that's the 'weirdness'.
It's when I brought that sexuality to real life they suddenly got worried about the connotations of it.
>Fucking male cartoons foxes= Okay
>Fucking male humans= not okay
I'll never understand normies
>>2666815
my experience is that people will notice your shill more if you post with a pic.
Also, reading it now.
>>2667098
Good to hear you're sticking with it. Keep us posted! And that does look like a fox, so you're off to a good start. I like your "fur lines" too - or whatever you want to call them, I mean how your draw the tufts of fur on his cheeks and his ears.
>>2667106
I hear ya. I'm tossing around the idea of a nap myself. What are you sore from?
>>2667124
>>2667131
That is 100% what I am worried will happen. I mean, I love my friends, just not in that way. I'm worried they'll push me away if they think I might be into them.
I mean, they can say they'll be okay with it, and they probably will be. But I just don't want it to preclude us from doing things we like doing together just because they have the wrong idea.
They've even asked me about my sexuality before, and I've lied and told them I'm straight just to protect myself. I hate that I feel I have to do that - I don't like lying in general. I just wish it didn't have to be like that, you know?
>>2667157
I'm doing well! I'm done with my semester now and so I've just been sitting at home doing absolutely nothing for about a week now. It feels great, but I should probably start figuring out what I'm doing this summer....
>>2667218
That's how I hope it would work out if I told them. I also come from a conservative and rural area. Imagine Bunnyburrow but with more guns and pickup trucks.
My friends like to make the same kind of gay jokes around me, but that's another thing I'm worried I'd fuck up. I don't want them to think they'd have to censor themselves, because I love that kind of humor!
>>2667293
I'd love to have a friend or roommate I knew was bi. I think it would be great to share the same affinity for the female and male bodies with someone you know.
>>2667329
Oh, I don't. I did tell one person once and they were genuinely surprised.
>>2667329
Bisexuals get flack for being the opportunity LGBT ticket.
Straight people think we're gay and lying, gay people think we're straight and lying. Shit fucking sucks.
>>2667351
Holy blog post. Sorry guys.... I don't like doing that. I guess I just entered vent mode.
>>2667325
oh hey that's my post.
Nah Nigga I ain't got any more of em.
I wish tho, one of my favorite pics in my storage.
>>2667329
But I am bisexual. I'm attracted to both men and women.
>>2667370
Half the time people forget bisexuals even exist under the LGBTQ flag.
>>2667345
Maybe they're just feeling a bit of the foxlust too?
>>2667329
>Tfw straight
I finally know what it feels like to be in the minority at least.
>>2667384
He trains for raw functional strength.
Cardio kills gains.
>>2667370
I'm straight and honestly after hearing so much about sexuality in the past 4 years, I'm just sick of it and want people to shut up. I really couldn't care less.
>>2667382
For you anon.
>>2667325
I got some.
>>2667388
Keep dumping pls
>>2667405
>>2667384
Nigga, sumos are strictly anerobic, they'll like mega-linebackers, they have unstoppable power in short bursts, but their endurance and overall speed is shit.
>>2667398
That pic fucks my head up. There's just way too much going on.
>>2667411
>>2667396
>raw functional strength
>no endurance
I don't think you know what functional strength is.
>>2667351
moving out of my on-campus apartment
>>2667398
Hey, at least nobody in this thread is claiming to be a quadrodyke hydrokeksexual.
As long as it's gay, straight, or bi, it's fine with me.
>>2667427
>>2667418
Says "FUCKING GOD DAMN" and Nick is furiously staring at Judy's ass while biting his lip.
>>2667436
And that's all I got.
Reminder that pred-prey is best.
>>2667398
>I'm straight and honestly after hearing so much about sexuality in the past 4 years, I'm just sick of it and want people to shut up. I really couldn't care less.
I am too, and I'm bi. I'm sick of people defining me by it. I'm sick of people asking me about it. I'm sick of people questioning whether I'm more straight or more gay.
This fucking radical progressive push for LGBT acceptance has kicked out any moderates who just wanted to not be seen as freaks. No, instead its the definition of you as a person, your order on the progressive stack, your indicator for privilege, and what you have to fill in the blank for every opinion "as a _______".
Shit FUCKING sucks. I miss the late 2000's.
>>2667345
Yeah, I figured. That's shitty, I don't know how long its been, but sometimes it's just an adjustment.
>>2667335
I always wondered why stocky/strong knights didn't wear braced armor with crumple-zones. Spaced armor would cut the damaged caused by maces and bolts.
Also, yes. Just like that.
>>2667456
I agree man.
>>2667456
>>2667439
Yeah, I figured it out, just looking at it too long hurts.
>>2667433
Ugh, I had to do that last week. At least you get to rest now.
>>2667431
Functional strength = diddylifting 5pl8 for 1 rep.
>>2667447
Eternally grateful, anon.
>>2667375
I posit that it has to do with Japan's tarded porn laws
>>2667447
I have most of it saved but thanks
>>2667294
>Go! Go! Shining Action Caliber Fox! (行きます!行きます!シャイニングアクションキャリバーフォックス!)
over the top title, while not having over the top reactions for the characters, and realizing it is the nick got grazed with nighthowler au
just leads you to belive there will be a joke at the end and the first joke one comes up with is always the "you are a shonen character now"
short of changing the title entirely or add more over the top things to the fic i really don't see how to not give it away
granted you do need to know anime tropes and realize which au this is to get the joke earlier
i do belive it's a good oneshot so maybe it's just me who saw it coming .
Im a faggot that doesnt ship WildeHopps, but I admit some of the art is pretty cute
>>2667517
>Im a faggot
You bet you are.
>>2667373
>>2667351
It's fine.
And if they ask you your sexuality, from what I hear it's the perfect time to open up (I've always initiated so not talking from experience). But regardless, there's little reason to rush these things, take your time and ease into it, try to predict they're reactions, see how comfortable they are with difference. Most important thing, though, is to expect the absolute worst reaction, that way you will be prepared to handle anything and a positive reaction is a pleasant surprise.
Hell if doing it face to face makes you uncomfortable, do it over text or messaging, it's how I did it, you can ask them to tell your other friends and let them do some of the lifting for you. I'm no expert, but that' just advice from my own experience
(also, just drop a "fag"/"faggot" every now and then, they'll catch on to how you have some skin.
>>2667517
>>2667517
>Im a faggot
You're goddamn right
Comfy thread bros
-J
>>2667562
All the comfy I have is usually posted pretty quick and I hate reposting, but I think this one is safe.
>>2667471
Do you have any idea how bulky that would be? Your range of motion and ability to move would be completely fucked no matter how strong you are.
Smooth Criminal!
>>2667563
This is wonderful.
I wish I was straight.
Wat flavor of slurpee do I get guys.
Was thinking coke
>>2667612
Coke is legit but what other flavours are available
>>2667562
>>2667612
What are the available options man?
>>2667612
>>2667620
Forgot my pic.
Regular coke master race?
>>2667611
Why?
>>2667563
this makes my penis aroused
