What have I told you people about rebar? Also Toriel is fucking tough and Tanaka betrays. Also, someone beating someone else with a bag and getting killed for it.
>>2417667
What are these things, anyway?
>>2417633
Killjoy...you're such a buzzkill.
>>2417667
As always...
>>2417682
Damn right it is. Now delete that character and start over as fucking man.
>>2417667
This sacrifice will be pointless.
Damn, Toriel's made of LOVE tonight.
>>2417674
Thank you again. Now, I think it's time for me to get some rest in this strange place.
(Hopefully this whole thing was just a dream...)
>>2417693
You will find it better to not try to sully a nobles name. Now scurry along, wouldn't want to be hit by a stray blade.
>>2417667
I won't forget his sacrifice.
>>2417708
We'll see about that.
>>2417682
>Got it. Thanks, senpai.
>>2417709
Toriel is always a lovely monster.
>>2417709
And you made a nice character a cock sock.
>>2417710
Fare thee well, then madame. May thou rest well.
>>2417667
Pancake is kill, Toriel continues to be an all around nice person and snek gives her life.
>>2417743
Damn, that looks like a powerful spyrix...
>>2417743
I'm getting too careless. There is no reason who should have been able to attack me.
>Get summoned in
>Giant worm is flopping about
>There's an invader
>Giant crossbow thing is shooting everywhere
I have never been more confused on what to dodge in my life...
>>2417718
No problem!
Can't sleep. Fuck everything.
>>2417728
>(Of course I'll cock-sock Ribbon there, I got other resources for fluffy or plot RP. She's just as much as my babbu as she is sexy.
Jericho. If you are still lurking around, take this. May your future be bright.
>Garnet
>>2417743
Suddenly people start killing at normal levels and Toriel is one of the fallen.
>>2417792
>Insomnia is a bitch, isn't it?
>>2417792
>Boy do I know that feeling.
>>2417805
>It really is.
>>2417792
>I know that feel brother
>>2417793
Pay no mind to the permavirigins, we appreciate you cocksocking such a cocksockable character.
>>2417793
>Sexualizing a fairy
You will not be forgiven
>>2417802
I have nothing for you. Go away.
>>2417817
One more
https://49.media.tumblr.com/804a19a3461a74ab8005c152707414fd/tumblr_nz45mk3xB91smaam3o1_500.gif
>>2417789
Giant crossbow the worm, dumass
>>2417802
Damn it... I'm going to bed.
>>2417792
>At least I've got a new game to play with if I can't sleep.
>>2417802
Scanty goes berserk, Polar's wounds were badly infected and I bet Ram enjoyed that. It kinda looked like she did.
>>2417832
I mean dumbass. English while tired as fuck is hard
>>2417789
>get summoned
>faggot invader is harassing MY host
>gank the living shit out of him
>continue through level
>invaded again
>gizankety gank for the win
>beat boss
>blow each other
Zero regrets. Fuck your honor, nobody fucks with my hosts.
>>2417814
>>2417817
>Let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya.
>>2417820
>Sexualizing fairies is bad? B-But I sexualize Propeller Knight all the time...!
>>2417840
Why should I grant the wish of an enemy?
>>2417855
p much my expression right now.
>>2417802
Gasp! A seriously sick twisted set of events ends with goat-mom dead! What to do?
>>2417820
>(Get better tastes. I bet you didn't want to break Tinkerbell.
>>2417818
>(kthx.
>>2417838
>And we're glad to have you!
>>2417840
Final two and winner is next slide!
>>2417868
Always the third.
>>2417865
Really? Thanks.
>>2417832
I would've but the Host ran into the boss room
>>2417845
I wasn't talking about "Muh Honor" the only time that applies is if you summon the guy.
>>2417868
Thanks for hosting
>>2417861
Because there is a difference between the acts of a battle and an act of cruelty. If you must kill, do so swiftly so that your enemy doesn't suffer
>>2417864
>Hugs the Ribbon
>>2417868
Looks like he was unsealed this match. Congrats gerbil guy.
>>2417878
Hold your thanks until the final results screen.
>>2417862
It's all the time for me.
>>2417864
Poyo.
>>2417888
>>2417873
Somehow you're second.
DENTAL PLAN
>>2417888
>>2417868
Fuhahahahaha! Looks like I don't even have to put effort into this to beat you fiends.
Thank you for the opportunity, human.
>>2417875
>fuck your honor
Poor phrasing on my part, didn't mean to imply anything about your post. I love me some honor duels but during PVE questing, "Stay the hell away from my host" is the only rule I follow.
Obviously, I sunbrofag hardcore. Praise it.
>>2417888
>That winscreen
Thanks for having us in your games. Congrats to Gundam as well.
>>2417896
>kissu
>>2417885
>She was rather surprised with a random stranger hugging her - but she accepts it anyway, hugging back.
It's okay, it's okay...
>>2417897
I suppose I can let the poor human have a moment's triumph. Though the whole third place thing is a bit queer.
>>2417897
Only slightly better than third. Though it was my best performance this week. Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity, hostess.
>>2417897
Congrats to the winner, and thank you for the battle.
>>2417902
That's all well and good. What do you think of Fun Police, er, Blue Sentinels?
>>2417909
>Hugs the literal ribbon.
>>2417900
You're welcome.
>>2417904
You are also welcome.
>>2417912
You are welcome too.
>>2417913
Also you wasp waisted man.
Goodnight everybody. I love ya all.
>>2417897
Thanks for hosting
>>2417897
Congrats I guess, thanks for hosting.
>>2417897
Congratulations, sir!
Thou hast mine thanks for having us, madame.
>tfw 80 captchas
>>2417917
>Now it's awkward, she's hugging the ribbon on her head.
>>2417918
Wasp-waisted? That's something you don't hear often.
>>2417931
>pat pat
>>2417902
No I knew you didn't mean mine, Also Praise the Sun!
>>2417931
>She continues to cling onto the ribbon on her head for a while until she decides to move down and hug her whole head, obstructing most of her vision.
>She rests her head atop of the pink fairy's own head as a result and begins to simply hold onto her for a while.
>>2417951
>She collapses from the Lunasa's weight.
>>2417934
>She waves in a random direction, unable to move her head to see who patted her.
>>2417914
More chaos running around and stabbing motherfuckers in the back is A+ in my book. Their summoning ranges are fucked in 2 but it's kind of fun fighting some SL300 faggot.
Mad phantoms in 3 is a stroke of genius.
>>2417933
>Whether he actually is or not, he is depicted that way in a few images, and considering he is nobility, having his waist forced into such a shape wouldn't be very surprising.
>>2417962
So since you Sunbro harcore, have you done a Jolly Coop-invasion as a sunbro in 3, assuming you've played it?
>>2417961
>Continues to lay on top of her despite the fact that the fairy has collapsed under her weight, now just laying on her back like a small dogpile.
>She hums a little from the actual happiness she's gaining from all of this, tossling Ribbon's hair as a result and as a means of playfulness.
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>>2417969
>It wouldn't be surprising at all. But still, you still don't hear that very often.
>>2417988
Dad...?
>>2417988
spoopy
>>2417988
BROTHER! IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!
>>2417988
>(czech'd.
>>2417987
>She just accepts her fate as the small Lunasa plays around with her hair, making it an entire mess.
>>2417972
It's fucky, Blueberrying is a waste of time and I've seen the assistance summoning work a small handful of times. Not sure how shit works in 3 for them, probably still fucky.
>>2417973
Not sure what you mean about Jolly Coop invasion, still working through 3 PVE. If you mean when the insane host pops the fingers so he can summon three phantoms and have two reds running around, that shit is fun as hell.
Fighting a hyper-buffed boss with 4 players is pretty insane too. Niggers drop from 2 hits left and right.
>>2417988
Spook!
>>2417988
>WAKE ME UP
>>2417997
Uncle!
>>2417988
nice.
>>2417999
Same goes for the watchdogs. I am in the covenant for like 4 hours now and have had it on. Only popped once and the connection failed.
>>2417990
>It's just something more notable to someone who wouldn't see it often, so if they had to pick something that stands out to describe a person, that would be one. Anyway, time to actually sleep.
>>2417999
Nah man, I'm talking about invading as a Sunbro. It has a tendency to put Sunbro invaders in worlds that already have an invader for Jolly Cooperation-style invasions. Plus the full Red Eye Orb is in the game so you don't have to go to an arena for cracked Red Eyes
>>2418025
>I should get on that as well...
>>2417998
>Gets up and sits criss-cross, picking the small fairy up by her waist and setting her into her lap.
>She begins stroking her hair back to the way it once was.
>Afterwards she places her hat onto the small fairy to see how she would look in it.
>>2418021
That's Dark Souls, baby. If it's sin-based or something, it might get more popular as more folks beat the game. Who knows? Miyazaki is a nutty genius.
>>2418026
No shit? I need to fuck around with that orb then. I don't invade much unless I'm getting zero bites on the soapstone but that's not a problem this early in the game's life.
>>2418038
Plus Sunbro invaders look fucking awesome. Also, I assume you already know about Solaire's set being in the game as a group of items you get from dropping stuff at the crow's nest in Firelink?
>>2418038
I heard the ability to use the covenant ends after you kill the abyssal but hey what do I know.
>>2418050
Nah, playing as blind as I can though this conversation is interesting. Blew my mind the first time I summoned a mad phantom and he started beating the shit out of mobs for me.
They can't help pass fog gates though, shame.
>>2418053
News to me, again this conversation is about as many spoilers as I've had. This is my favorite time in new souls games, when everybody's figuring shit out together. Trying to get through the story asap.
>>2418072
I will miss the Rat covenant though. That shit was the best covenant next to the sunbros
>>2418053
that's not true, i've invaded as a watchdog past there, it's just really really rare to get somebody you're able to invade there after there because level ranges and shit
>>2418072
Plus if you trade with the crow, you can get the carvings with certain dropped items
>>2418131
the crows are awesome
and you get the best emote from them
>>2418131
It was also the only "invasion" style covenant that was quick to find opponents and it literally had no ill effect on the person because you forced them to invade.
Fucking Fun police, er I mean, Blue fuckboiis I-I mean Blue Sentinels
Did everyone die?
>>2418153
Real Dark Souls hours going on.
>>2418157
Seems that way
>>2418159
the call over emote
it's hilarious as with a female you just shout out "Hey~" and with a male you do a n awesome "OI!"
or somthing like that
>>2418159
Oh where is the joy in just rushing them? In the first one I hid in the waterfall trap
>>2418153
I'm dead yeah. Actually I was never alive in the first place.
>>2418162
>same thing happened with pokyman a couple months ago
>This shit happens, and bug type is still shit.
>>2418203
i think you have to drop a homeward bone to get it but some places also say you get it with your first trade, go yell in them faces, anon!
>>2418191
Never alive to begin with? Yeesh... how'd that happen?
>>2418197
>It happens. Nothing you can do about it, right?
>>2418203
The best part is it made the area safe travel for you while you spaghettied all over the enemies. Except the last one with the mechanical dwarves. I almost killed myself 4 times with them saw throwers
>>2418209
I dropped down a bomb first. Also can we talk about how adorable the voice is?
>>2418210
Me, my other sisters, and my father went missing... Our oldest sister was left alone at the house, so she made three poltergeists that represented both her and us, her dear sisters.
She eventually passed away, our real selves did as well, and now we're just souls representing our used to be past.
>>2418222
In the last one didn't you get like 3 jacked up minotaur demons in the beginning?
>>2418211
The traps could fuck you fast, for sure. I tried to stagger the ascetics out as my mobs got despawned. People think elephants grow on trees? Those olyphants are precious.
>>2418227
pretty much
and a few dogs to go with it
>>2418218
>It really is overly adorable. Almost childlike
>>2418223
So you're like... a replica of her?
Post HG theories so weird that they might be true
>>2418234
All three of us are replicas of our big sister in some kind of way. But yeah. That about sums it up.
>pvp in aldrith covenant
>host coming up bigass ladder
>knock them down
>they survive fall
>big dog fucks kill them
ahh best invasion yet
This sums up my last 4 invasions...
>>2418243
I totally wasn't Roger, and I totally didn't try and force my own ship, it was all a ruse by my arch-nemesis: Bad Guy Mc Dickass.
>I seriously want those things gone from everything.
>>2418238
I think you did but getting my niggas despawned meant I had to go solo the damn dog boss to re-ascetic and respawn them. Fucking toxic, man.
Still, once you hit +5 or +6, fools were simply unequipped for the hilarious facerape they got summoned into.
>>2418261
Speaking of that big dog. Fuck that guy. I beat the big dog in the first darksouls why can't I kill him.
>>2418251
Do they at least stand at the fog gate and wave like a dick before entering the boss fight, wasting your time and mocking you in one go?
Fucking smartasses. Get em next time.
l think l might be a terrible person
>>2418259
>wants it gone
>keeps bringing it up
You're doing it wrong, man.
>>2418273
>It also keeps getting brought up
>I'll stop bringing it up now, for real
>>2418271
You're here.
You are.
>>2418267
I spawned across that hellhole so I couldn't even get close to the three Fuckboiis
>>2418284
What if he was going to do a boss fight. Invaders are dildos and it seems a bit fitting.
>>2418292
I guess that's true, the giant crossbow was down and the worm was dead... plus I never invade, I'm more of a PvE Coop kinda player... so I was just testing the waters.... pun intended...
>>2418292
That's kind of the point of invasions, though. If your happy ass wants to run around embered/human, it's the risk you take.
Somebody please tell me there's a Seed of a Tree of Giants in 3, that thing was fucking evil.
Evens : play vidya
Odds: fap
Dubs : host
>>2418280
But really though
>few years ago
>accused of some stupid shit by a crazy lady that wanted to be on the news or whatever I don't even know.
>Police called
>me arrested
>processed and whatnot
>news stories and garbage
>get the police report
>her address is on it
This is the part that matters
I always regret not killing her and her family. I had kind of a plan: l would enter the house when they weren't home, light a candle near the front door and either leave the stove gas running or put out the water heater pilot light.
I never did it though and every now and then l think about it like "what if?"
>>2418329
Reroll assist
>>2418335
Killing motherfuckers is bad karma. Shitty old woman like that are usually miserable people, letting her keep living was probably cruel enough.
You get acquitted?
>>2418329
Assist.
>>2418251
>just got aldritch invasion
>spend 20 mins looking all round for them
>literally EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY
>they start the boss fight
fuck you host
>>2418350
Not worth it, man. Part of me wants to tell you to smoke that bitch but another part thinks you should move on. Shitty situation, mate.
>>2418354
>get invaded by some fuckass
>let him run around for 20 minutes
>see him finally head towards me
>start boss fight
>quit/reload
>repeat
>>2418354
That reminds me of when I was in the swamp and was invaded so I went to the top of the ladder. They died after like 10 minutes in the swamp
Oh also did the homeward bone get buffed? It feels ALOT more useful now.
>>2418341
>>2418351
Still fapping, nice try
>>2418368
Is that a dick joke?
I haven't played dark souls
>>2418362
kek
i only got invaded in the swamp once and they died in the first minuite somehow and i dont even know how
also firebombs are a fucking godsend
>>2418368
You can direct warp to Firelink or the last bonfire so yeah, it's a lot better.
>>2418374
Firebombs are OP as fuck against certain mobs. Useful little fuckers.
>>2418381
Oh yeah, you're right. It does feel a bit faster but I couldn't say for sure compared to other games. Estus is quick as fuck so speeding up the bones would make sense too, not like you can escape an invasion with one.
>>2418381
on a strength build the firebombs are just perfect to catch people running at low hp trying to estus
i'm getting to many kills with them
i guess throwing knives would be the dex version
>>2418390
Not to mention the amount of shards there are. I am at the catacombs and have like 8 and +3
>in the catacombs and get to the boss through the cliff first
>come back later and try the bridge
>oh fuck shit just got 40+ spooky.
>>2418404
That skelly rush...
Did you climb down the broken bridge? Goodies.
>>2418413
The worst part is I in no way expected it. 3 show up? Oh no big deal. Turn around and just a mob of spook.
>>2418369
At least we tried.
>>2418394
You're doing some efficient treasure hunting.
I've said it before but I'll say it again: I'm so glad those fucking healing rocks are gone. Getting low on Estus is actually tense again.
>only need 5 more dregs to max out aldritch and be done with this bs
>its starting to take 5 mins to invade
>>2418421
Like atm? It's hella late for Murican players.
>>2418430
fucking murican players
they should get back on so that i can kick their asses 5 more times
>>2418418
I also have the estus ring so one gulp heals for half hp.
buenas noches mi hermanos
>>2418416
Mob of spooky skellingtons right before massive spooky skellington boss in spooky skellington realm.
I fucking love this game.
>>2418413
Also you didn't mention the fucking fire demon.
>>2418444
Oh yeah.
Look out for the fucking fire demon.
>when the mimic runs off the cliff.
>>2418449
And there was a mimic in the same room. Fucking darksouls
>finally get an invasion
>it fails
FUCK
>>2418451
Mimics out the fucking ass in this souls. I learned that lesson the hard way. I assume I don't need to clarify that statement.
>>2418464
I have seen 5 chests in this game. and 3 out of 5 of them were mimics. Including the first chest in the game. Right behind the dragon.
>>2418471
>the first chest in the game is behind the dragon
faggot
>>2418481
Did I miss or forget one?
What is HG fapping to?
>>2418485
you forgot andres
>>2418488
ah mb. Then one of the first ones is. One of the only few I recall in the first one was pretty far in.
>mfw fucked up Filthy magic using host and her boyfriend who did no damage at all
>>2418488
He does have a great chest. He must work out.
>>2418491
>not getting the joke
>>2418487
(You)
>>2418492
Good job beating up PVE babbehs.
>>2418499
It's 4 am man. I am not one to argue right now.
>>2418492
>tfw planning on making a pure magic cosplay of big hat logan
it's going to suck in pvp
>>2418501
Anon that's gay
>>2418505
>Not being prepared to fight another player when you use an Ember
That's not an excuse, I'm always ready just incase someone invades me, well not ready, but I can take them on and actually do damage.
>>2418509
Is magic gimped in 3?
>tfw Dark Souls 3 saved HG, if only for a few hours
>>2418520
in invasions they do like half their normal damae
and they're fucking easy to dodge
>>2418525
>>2418520
Magic still a piece of shit. Making Sunbro build is my number one priority.
>>2418525
magic doing less damage is a good idea really.
>>2418550
Eh mages in souls are kind of ass hats. It isn't a problem early but when you have like 20 homing magic bolts shits wack yo.
>>2418550
>Implying Solaire relies solely on miracles
Does thou praise thee sun?
>>2418559
N-not when you want to play as a heavy knight. Also fuck the giant skelly and his noob trap instakill
>>2418539
>>2418555
Praise the Sun! As well as those trip!
>>2418559
Says the bitch...
>>2418559
I am super triggered. But no, everything that's not pyromancy is ass in DS 3 . Also the Escot, don't know if I am saying the weapon correctly, is op.
>>2418565
Lot of Bloodborne in 3's DNA. Being slow and heavy ain't the buffer it used to be.
>>2418566
I miss you but I am still happy that [Spoilers] came back.
>>2418573
S-sorry, I'm not Solaire... J-just shitty ol' Undead, I just wanted to post that comic... also don't spoil too much, I just got done with Smoldering lake... yes I know I'm going slow, but I'm taking breaks so I don't get burnt out on it...
>>2418572
Eh I always just liked the feeling of being a wall. Never worked out well in souls but is still fun.
>>2418577
YOU GET BACK IN THAT RING AND FLIP IT!
>>2418577
You should know who I am talking about. You see him in the third area with the giant who shoots in the tower. His side quest is really cool.
Who do you think is gay irl?
>>2418584
I-I am in the ring, J-just sitting around at the moment!
>>2418586
I'm honestly not sure who you're talking about, which area is it?
>>2418602
It's in the area where you fight the cursed rotten tree.
>>2418602
I SAID FLIP IT!
>>2418600
King Knight
Seth Rollins
Hoshi
>>2418606
>fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
>>2418606
OOOOOOH, you mean them... the one following the not so talkative guy right?
>>2418607
>Flips entire building
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
seriously fuck this huge skeleton. The only time he kills you is by walking forward.
>>2418619
GOOD NOW KEEP TRUCKING!
>Quiet dance noises
>>2418628
Of course, you did not expect anything different from me did you? Of course, I am going to engage in some Jolly Cooperation before I continue on my journey!
>>2418630
>Watches
Huh...
>>2418630
>Stare noises
>>2418632
Does she remind you of someone~?
>>2418632
>>2418639
>notices being stared at
>slowly backs away out of vision.
>>2418640
You could say that... been a while, Amane~
>>2418656
I am now talking to you, so it has been zero days since someone talked to you!~
>>2418662
>Shrugs and goes back to making awesome smores on Bonfire
>>2418667
Good boy~ I've missed you!
>>2418677
>sighs
That would be girl... a-and I've missed you as well... I thought you w-were gone...
>>2417667
The fuck's this?
>>2418686
>kissu
>>2418685
S-sorry sorry~ just extremely busy,
>He pats your head I'd feel bad if I just vanished from you completely
>>2418689
W-well, t-try not to do it again.... O-Or I might be upset with you next time!...
>Starts pushing fingers together
Finally killed that skeleton fucker after I realized you can dodge his mist behind him too. Life is good.
>>2418700
I'll try to make appearances more often, I don't my cutie to be sad~
>>2418709
Y-you better... A-and also pick a better time next time... s-since I am about to head home...
>>2418747
I'll see what I can do~ how about you carry me to your bedroom?
>>2418686
Hell
Is hg finally dead?
>>2418686
>rubs tum
>>2418776
Possibly
Am l alive?
>>2418747
>Pets
>>2418756
Uuuuugh, fine...
>Picks up bridal style
I think this should be your job... actually...
>>2418776
Does Undead count as dead?
>>2418787
S-stop! Y-you don't know what you're doing!
>Guys, how do I keep my Host from getting dying? Do I get one of those Baby leashes or something?
>>2418799
But you're the super strong and cute one~ unless you want I could try
>>2418799
>he doesnt have the host leash item
>>2418809
D-don't worry about it, Y-you don't seem like the Strength type... more of a nimble Dexterity guy, so sit back and enjoy the ride!
>>2418829
Tell me what Item it is, please, my host keep getting themselves killed...
I could host when I get back, but I'm sure that other hosts like Kamina will be awake by that time.
>>2418932
Of course~ but you'd know that dear, I'll enjoy the ride quite a lot.
>>2418952
T-that's not what I meant.... b-but I guess that'll be true as well~
>>2418962
Of course~ now have a good rest my dear.
War Journal Entry #6 - "I can't stop thinking about how dumb Bushwacker's big penis gun arm is. Everytime I close my eyes, I see it."
War Journal Entry #7 - "Bushwacker's final stand is tonight, I have this big cool plan to rip his dick gun off his own body, and kinda shoot him with it. It sounds really cool in my head, so I hope it works out when I actually do it. I'm sure it will!"
War Journal Entry #8 - "I should probably find a way to strap as much firepower as I can onto sharks, and wear them as jetskis, and kinda patrol the coast. I feel like I could get alot of stuff done."
>>2419014
Freakin' Sharks with Freakin' guns strapped to their Freakin' head!
Ah, who am I kidding, none of you have watches Austin Powers...
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