HG thread
>>2416479
Hm. Thanks. You look quite like something I've never seen before from my island.
>>2416519
>>2416538
>>2416464
And that's your last mistake.
>he draws out his magnum
Yes, there is no Bat. So, there's no one to stop me from pulling this trigger
>>2416479
Is your husband red, angry man? Does he hold a pitchfork? Is so, I'd say I did.
>>2416514
Uhm...sir.
They aren't arms, they are muskets.
Unless you meant firearms, then you would be right, it's a perk of being a magical girl.
I can summon as many muskets as I'd like in a battle.
Now, since sleep is one of the few things the coin doesn't decide, I need to get headed. See ya.
>I really hope I did him justice. He's one of my personal favorites.
>>2416532
My sister does have better qualities than her body. I'm glad you can see that.
>>2416499 (Grolla)
Whom? And as it were, one canst always improve, be it with skill in blade or spell.
>>2416526
>>2416538
Hm...what about what place?
>She sits down
Aye, this place art quite...diverse, indeed. Fascinating, art it not?
>>2416551
Fare thee well, human.
>>2416551
>>2416546
Go for it. Hard to miss a sleepin' man.
>>2416543
>>2416545
I want to fuck that dog
>>2416556
Do you care for her sister? You seem like the kind that would get annoyed at her. No offense
>>2416498
How very stubborn of him...
> * Toriel sighs.
That is how some humans are, and it would be tough to persuade him otherwise. Just keep acting yourself. I am sure he will understand in time.
>>2416499
The difference between a normal monster and boss monster is our strength, and the persistence of our souls.
>>2416535
...Excuse me? Can you say that again, where these "Raiders" are?
>>2416509
There we go!
Yes, greetings, young one! I am Toriel. And you are?
>>2416501
Oh, I have been just great. I have gone back to the castle in recent days, and I have started to take more walks now that the weather is warming up.
>>2416541
From your island? My, I never would have guessed that.
>>2416546
He is not red.... Nor angry very often, but he DOES carry a pitchfork.
>>2416565
Hey, HEY. Stay with me, Gramps.
Shit. Well, this ruined the moment
>>2416562
I have no time for that! And what do you mean whom? Surely you don't know who Iris is?
>>2416588
I want to fuck that Bear
>>2416588
>first-person narration
Absolutely disgusting.
>>2416602
This.
>>2416543
>>2416519
My, quite the bit of self-hate here....
>>2416581
Having been one mineself, even I art shocked by it.
...He didst nearly cross a line when he insulted mine prince. And he didst say that even if the "victim" were to come down and state her lack of desire to press charges, he wouldst not care.
>>2416590
I hast ne'er heard of her.
>>2416566
Oh my, this is exactly what I needed, my dear beloved big brother.
>>2416597
Yes, we know that's an ava. What's your name?
>>2416588
...Maybe I should drink bleach.
>>2416581
That I'm from an island?
Bane?
Hey everyone. Been a couple of days since I swung by this place.
>>2416581
You'll have to ask the settlers when you get there. Good luck General.
>>2416612
It's Ava Ire...
>>2416547
Sounds handy. Stay magical, girl.
>>2416581
Strength... souls... My master once talked about those things.
>>2416607
Iris is a girl, a wicked girl that tries to play all kind and sweet. She is the most hated scum on the earth, and she is my enemy.
>>2416623
...Who?
>>2416580
Don't get me wrong. She is incredibly annoying. Especially with how she can be so hyper with anything. But the only reason I'm still alive is because of her and Sin.
>>2416562
Indeed... It is. maybe this place has their own set of rules, or something similar..
Facinating would be many of the words that I'd describe it.
>>2416597
> * She lowers herself down to match you closer in height.
Ava... A very simple name. I like it.
Well met, Ava!
How are you doing this evening?
>>2416607
Yes, well... as I said. Humans tend to be that way at times.
It sounds like a very tense situation....
>>2416620
Indeed.
Not that I mean it in an insulting way!
>>2416635
Your...master? He has knowledge of monsterkind?
>>2416581
That sound Really pleasant.
>>2416635
The name's Alvin. I don't think we've met.
Post avas.
>>2416651
>Hugs again and giggles.
>>2416623
Greetings!
>>2416651
It has been a very...comfy day, if I could put a word to it?
>>2416624
... I cannot say I liked the sound of that settlement...
>>2416649
I'm... Fine. I'm just fine.
>>2416660
>>2416649
Yeah, he was studying about them... until his very grave.
>>2416653
Grolla Seyfarth.
So, wheres a list of avas who have became memes?
>>2416660
*cough*when?*cough*
>>2416660
Putting in Mandy next update. Not sure if I did well with that.
>Sorry, but I'm going to sleep for now.
>sweet dreams, HG.
>>2416623
Hello, human. Welcome back.
>>2416635
Hmh. It art new to mineself. I art rather...disconnected from the modern times.
>>2416643
Indeed it dost. What bringest thou here, hm?
>>2416649
...Tense art one way to put it. "I needed actively resist the urge to immolate him" wouldst be another.
>She sighs as if annoyed
It art not like I didst truly kill her, anyways.
>>2416622
>But Darth Bane is an actual Sith Lord.
>>2416678
I got bored just looking at this.
>>2416661
Having fun there hm?
>>2416669
Well it certainly would fit it, wish I could have a day go as lovely as that.
>>2416689
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking mutants.
>>2416660
>>2416686
Link, Cody, Kamina, Sanya, Hoshi, Muffet, Sophisto, Alma, King Knight.
Did I miss any?
>>2416649
No offense taken. It's nice to meet friendly individuals.
>>2416690
>Sleep well bowl princess
>>2416695
Good for you
>>2416638
Sin? And what did she do?
>>2416690
>Oh, no worries. Have a good rest.
>>2416686
Cody
Finn
Link
Sol
Hoshi
Yin
Bolin
LF
KK
Rin
Sunset
Sophisto
Alma
Vert
Old Nep
Who am I forgetting?
>>2416630
I will sir!
Thank you.
For the time being I have to rest though, even magical girls need it at times.
I wish you and everyone else a good night and sweet dreams!
>>2416660
>>2416707
LF, Mion, Ta, Deadpool, Ryo, Bolin, and some more
>>2416731
I keep forgetting that Spike's also Fox.
Press F to pay respects
>>2416731
Stand User is your best ava.
I want to pee in Muffets ass
>>2416660
boop
I heard that Bolin came back. Is that true?
>>2416722
Indeed. Alvin, aye?
>>2416728
And fare thee well to thou as well.
>>2416731
>I-is that Tahu? Or am I mixing up my far-in-background Toas?
>>2416660
>>2416719
The one other person I associate with outside of here. They insisted on keeping me alive for some reason.
>>2416694
I see, still. I can't believe that you haven't heard about the war!
>>2416722
I don't know. But I need to get out of here. The more i'm stuck in here, the more innocent people that are dying in the war.
>>2416721
Vert is a meme because of the jesus thing right?
>>2416677
Forgive me for saying, but that does not sound very fine to me.
Is there something bothering you? If there is, you may tell me if you would like.
>>2416684
He sounds like he was a very dedicated and hard-working man. I am sorry to hear he passed.
>>2416690
>sleep well!
>>2416694
You did not, yes?
>>2416699
Hahah....
>>2416713
Yes, quite. They are few and far between in this day and age.
>>2416699
Perhaps you should find a few days to cut yourself off from everything and just relax?
>>2416722
There are plenty here. And even more in the underground kingdom I used to live in.
I am Toriel, teacher and caretaker. Pleased to meet you, Alvin.
>>2416774
>It's Lhikan, actually.
Well, it looks like its that time of day again. Anyone see any peculiar muties?
>>2416787
You want to help
>points to herself
Me?
>>2416787
>You linked me twice...
That might work, but still got a few things to keep me fairly busy.
>>2416774
That's right. How've you been holding up?
>>2416783
Whoa, what? Your world's at war right now?
>>2416787
I gotta say, it's pretty nice to meet you too, Toriel. You may be the most polite monster I've ever had the chance of encountering.
>>2416801
None who are hostile.
>>2416783
...Some fourteen hundred years out of touch, as it were.
>>2416787
...Well, if thou dost count her being a ghost as not.
>>2416801
That wouldst depend on what art thine definition of "mutie" dost be, it art a rather unfamiliar term for mineself.
>>2416789
>Fuck. It's been a while, okay? Still not so sure how I care for modern Bionicle, haven't gotten my hands on any of their toys and such.
>>2416801
A what?
>>2416694
...I-I knew that...
>>2416763
I want to cuddle Muffet, and then violently rape her~
Anyone planning on hosting? Because I kinda want to since I don't have anything else going on right now.
>>2416825
You implyin' there are friendly mutants? Mister, are we stating the impossible now?
>>2416827
Mutie, Mutants, Freaks, Abominations. You gettin' it now, little girl?
>>2416829
A monster.
>>2416860
Go right ahead
>>2416807
Why, of course I do.
Please, do tell me what is the matter and I will do my best to help you, okay?
>>2416811
Which I am sure are important, but sometimes, your own enjoyment needs to come first. I am not saying right now, but perhaps when those things become less busy.
>>2416827
I... am not quite sure I would consider her, considering I do not know her that well.
>>2416825
Oh? How flattering, thank you.
I do try to be. It gets me a lot farther than being hostile ever would.
>>2416860
If you wish to, go right ahead!
>>2416827
>The reboot of Bionicle looks horrible. Lhikan was like 3rd gen, though, so he's fine.
>>2416787
It's none of my concern. But, his research yield fruit with this very sword.
>She pulls out a very demonic sword.
Grollschwert. The fruit of his labor.
>>2416825
Yes, it is at war... but no matter! I'll end it with my own two hands!
>>2416827
W-What!?
>>2416699
Maybe~
>>2416860
You can go ahead.
>>2416868
You need to be more specific.
Alright, is 24 fine?
>>2416870
Indeed, maybe I'll find that free time soon.
>Giggles
>>2416877
Such a silly anon.
>>2416884
Sounds good, can always bump if need be.
>>2416870
N-nothing is wrong, everything just dandy, just fine.
>>2416707
I'm not a meme darling, the anon who wants to violently rape me is.
>>2416831
No, you didn't
>flips page in his book
>>2416893
I want to make love to Muffet
>>2416825
Quite well, beyond some difficulties with someone whom didst call themself a "Hero".
>>2416868
"Little"? Oh, please. I art quite the many times thine elder, human. 'Tis quite the new term to mineself, however.
>>2416873
Aye, thou didst not hear me wrong.
>>2416872
>I found myself rather unenthused with the shorts on Netflix. Maybe because I knew it wasn't that fleshed-out and versed setting that the original was.
>>2416880
And you need a little bit more clothing. But, who am I to judge?
>>2416884
>Sounds fine, bump to 36 if needed
>>2416893
I miss you...
>>2416893
>this is what Shionfag actually believes
All your shit's memes, dumbass.
>>2416831
Sure you did.
>>2416868
Trust me, I know hostile monsters when I see them, most of the ones I've met around here are a lot easier to deal with than the ones from my world. That's for damn sure.
>>2416870
Man, I wish all monsters could be like you. The one's in my world are always trying to kill me.
>>2416873
All by yourself? Sounds pretty dangerous.
>>2416884
Fine with me.
>>2416900
Oh really? Who's that?
>>2416891
>>2416904
But I don't want to have to bump it. Then I have to start all over. I'll just go ahead and do 36.
>>2416893
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2416903
Even if you were to judge, your judgement is meaningless.
>>2416919
>36
>>2416906
>Shitposting
>At Midnight
Okay
>>2416900
J-Just let me calm myself...
>She takes in a breath, and let's one out.
Okay, I think i'm calm. But living for that long is against all human nature. Are you a... monster?
>>2416913
I have to. Because nobody believes me on who the true evil is...
Alright, we're doing 36. Get ready for the entry post.
>>2416892
> * Toriel sighs, the smile dropping from her face and giving you a concerned look.
Child, I understand if you are putting on a strong face right now to hide your hardships. I will not pry any farther, but what I said earlier still stands. IF something is indeed wrong, you may always tell me. Okay, Ava?
>>2416891
I would hope so!
It has put me in such a good and productive mood too.
>>2416913
Ohoho... Please, I am not all that great. Just an old monster that worries too much about others.
Are they? So the monsters in your world are hostile then?
>>2416873
Ah, my.... What a dark magic this thing holds.
>>2416900
Hoo boy, more children that are believe they're centuries old. This place is a gold mine
>>2416913
I'll believe that when I see 'em. Just where are these "friendly muties" anyways?
>>2416924
Yeah, I figured that. Just don't come crawling to me when you're experiencing the hypothermia...or the hospitality of a couple bandits
>>2416913
I didst not receive their name directly, but I believe 'twere a man by the name of Iida Tenya.
Thou dost remember that little...tale I toldst thou of mine ally, Tojiko, aye?
>>2416943
Hmh? I art a shijie xian, a human whom hast achieved immortality by way of ritually fooling death.
>>2416870
As it were, Tojiko art quite glad I did it.
Alright, this is the entry post. Form an orderly line.
>>2416975
Maria and Harusame
>>2416975
Bikko
Togami Byakuya
>>2416975
>>2416897
N-nobody asked you Seath!
>>2416911
Don't rub it in...
>>2416959
>that are believe
Nice
>>2416975
Ranger
>>2416975
Toriel
>>2416975
Mononobe no Futo
>>2416959
>I'd love to imagine that she looks like an adult, but fanart hates grown people.
Millenia, actually, some fourteen-hundred-an-odd years. I remember every moment of when I were trapped within that plate....
>>2416975
Hideyoshi
>>2416975
Jedah
>>2416975
Rick Grimes
>>2416959
I have had no problems with these garments before. I will just kill any bandits that try to tale these.
>>2416975
Ramlethal Valentine
>>2416975
Ava
>>2416948
Ok, I will, but don't worry.
>>2416975
Beowulf
LET ME HEAR YOU HOWL, WULFPACK!
>>2416975
Vic Viper
>>2416975
Chosen Undead
>>2416975
Machi
>>2416975
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>2416975
Morrigan Aensland
>>2416975
Sealed Away Tanaka
>>2416975
Izayoi
>>2416975
Alvin
>>2416897
Seath the Scaleless.
>>2416980
Just making use of one of the few things that work anymore.
>>2416975
Meme Cat
>>2416975
Cute snek
>>2416975
Scanty
>>2416975
Furry porn
>>2416980
Doesn't he look fucking badass though
>>2416948
Don't worry about it. I can handle it... even though it hurts just to wield it.
>>2416960
I see...
>>2416975
Grolla Seyfarth
>>2416975
Kurumi
>>2416975
Pancake-chan
>>2416975
pog
>>2416960
Considering the benefits, I do not doubt she is.
There are some that do not agree with such practices though....
>>2416995
Hahahaha... That will be a difficult task for me, but I will do my best.
I like those goggles of yours there, Ava.
>>2417016
Why would you wield such a weapon if it hurts you to use? Surely you must have a good reason.
>>2416943
Who is it?
>>2416948
Oh yeah, like you wouldn't believe. It's a widely accepted belief in my world that monsters should either be avoided or hunted down because they're so damn bloodthirsty.
>>2416959
I'm actually talking to one right now. She's the goat walking on two legs.
>>2416960
Yeah... I'd rather not talk about that.
Updated. Took me long enough, jesus.
>>2416975
Seto Kaiba
>>2417023
I want to fuck Pancake-chan
>>2416975
Lunasa
>>2416984
>Don't blame the fanart. Blame Japan.
Just lovely. I like how you kids refuse to pick a reasonable age. Instead you like to go a *tiny* bit overboard..
>>2416991
Easier said then done, Miss. Underestimating them will not make the situation change to your favor
>>2417036
Literally who?
>>2417036
An anime, a vidya, a capeshit, and a cartoon. I like this balance.
>>2417031
If this weapon can give me power to defeat the true evil, i'll gladly risk my own life on the line.
>>2417033
A young girl name Iris.
>>2416975
Gloomy
>>2417016
But...in that sense, I suppose in a way, I art not truly human any longer.
...Of course, mine prince art not content with "mere" immortality, and dost have loftier ambitions still. With any luck...I shalt come with her.
>>2417033
Well, this man didst entirely disregard the fact that she didst not only forgive, but in fact appreciate such actions....
>>2417031
And as I didst point out to him, dost it truly matter so long as the "victim" dost bear no complaints?
>>2417046
And I dost like how thou refuseth to entertain the possibility. Immortality dost typically lead to one's age being "locked" in to place, as I didst choose this form willingly.
>>2417039
>>2417011
Oh my seems like somebody's been through my wardrobe~
>>2417056
they're all secret avas dumbass
>>2417008
Speaking of things that don't work... why are you reading a book?
>>2417015
I'd wear his armor...
>>2417056
It's Crazy Diamond
Papa Pyramid
>>2417060
A little girl's responsible for a war? Just what'd she do?
>>2417063
He try to start a fight with you over that?
>>2417046
Pretending to think they will get me won't help or hinder me either.
Still need three more.
>>2417106
Polar Knight
>>2417106
BORK FAZER
>>2417106
Gideon Jura
>>2417106
Other Kurumi
>>2417106
Lunch-chan
>>2417063
I imagine he responded something along the lines of "But would that make it any better if they ended up changing their minds after the fact?"
>>2417060
I see...You are seriously determined enough to risk your life to accomplish your goal.
>>2417033
Oh dear....
Well, there was a time we were like that, but... Those times were long ago. In fact... it was the humans who drove us underground in the first place.
>>2417033
Ah hell, that sounds like something from a child's nightmare. Welp, better load up ol' reliable...
Its not immune to .44 bullets is it?
>>2417063
Immortality my ass. Lady, if immortality existed, don't you think a lot more people would make themselves immortal?
>>2417104
Nothin's wrong with bein' a little paranoid. Hell, that alone got me out of dozens of sticky situations
Any swaps?
>>2417140
AWOOOOOOOO! LET'S GO!
>>2417140
Oh, perfect! We will be working together, then.
>>2417134
>>2417063
I hope we get along together in this upcoming Games!
>>2417134
I don't see the point of it.
>>2417140
STARTING
>>2417140
Looks fine.
>>2417140
>Actually making it in despite being hella late
Thank you for bumping it up...
>>2417063
This prince, or rather princess. What are her goals?
>>2417102
She made the church and the holy empire go to war with each other. When I found out that she did that, I almost lost my life.
>>2417131
Yeah, I am determined to stop this war. Even if it means... fighting against a friend of mine...
>>2417140
Let's begin, then
>>2417140
It looks great. A lot of these humans seem to have just little time left.
>>2417102
I'd imagine he wouldst have, had he the opportunity. Judging by his attempts to...provoke me, he couldst not...apprehend me without such an excuse.
>>2417131
>>2417163
>>2417140
Indeed. But rather, he didst state that it dost not matter at all.
>>2417134
Because such methods art very, very difficult to attain. Mine own process of it were quite complex, steeped in tradition and religion, and dangerous to do.
>>2417184
Female though she be, she art a prince. Her goal at present? It art to become a Celestial.
>>2417083
>If it weren't for the blinky red lights it wouldn't be that out of place in fantasy, either.
>>2417140
Looks good.
I took the silence as a no and started, but I saw something I have to fix real quick, please stand by. I am sorry.
>My autism cannot handle this broken event. Please bare with me.
>>2417183
>I didn't bump it, it was 36.
>>2417140
I cannot lose again! I must stand on guard!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXCqjB_Zn1o
>>2417190
Celestial? Another monster I take it?
>>2417140
Well, there's that goat the guy mentioned.
Aaand its in my district. Ain't that just lovely?
>>2417163
Speak of the devil...
I might be a little biased, but my policy is strictly 'If its a mutie, don't think twice to shooty.'
>>2417176
You'll learn quickly. I guarantee it. That is, if you survive your first backstab
>>2417190
Still doesn't explain the extreme lack of immortals. Or the fact that this information is not widely known.
>>2417190
But it obviously would. She made that decision while in the right of mind, would you say so?
>>2417184
How terrible that it has to come to that. Are you sure there is not another way?
>>2417209
I must apologize, I am not sure what you mean by "mutie". Are you referring to me as a mutant?
>>2417131
All monsters were driven underground in your world?
>>2417134
Whoa, hold on there, buddy. As far as I can see so far, she's pretty much just an honest, sweet old lady, but furrier and... sharper teeth.
>>2417184
Yeah, that sounds pretty bad... Did you try talking with her parents about her?
>>2417190
Well that doesn't sound very heroic.
>>2417083
I am not. It just feels nice in my hands. Reminds me of something I can't do.
>>2417201
>Waves to Master Emi.
>Moans lightly to cheer.
>Smiles at Master.
Okay, event fixed and we're ready to go.
>Also fixed someone's sex because I noticed I messed it up.
>>2417190
Now I kinda want it...
>>2417234
That's slightly depressing... have you tried braille books?
>>2417201
>T-Thanks still..
>>2417242
Here we go.
>>2417203
Other such terms wouldst be "angel", or "godhood".
>Her jovial tone turns abruptly serious
...Call her not such things as "monster".
>>2417222
Oh, to the contrary.
>She pulls a book out of her sleeve
It art contained here. The specific process, however, requires quite the bit of prowess and luck, as well as patience.
...There art few followers of our faith.
>>2417232
I suppose he didst not have any evidence in the matter.
>>2417223
Well...admittedly, the original deed were an act of vengeance on mine part, mostly.
>>2417242
I shouldn't have had that last drink.
>>2417242
They rely too much on those.
>>2417242
No treasonous acts to expect from you, then? I am glad to hear that
>>2417223
Yup. I guess this is what happens when you use wasteland speak on non-wastelanders..
>>2417232
Sounds like a children's tale, son. That sweet demeanor lures the kids, which is when she eats 'em
>>2417242
Ah hell. Gettin' wasted before the games wasn't the smartest idea..
Patches thinks he's really smooth with the ladies...
>>2417242
I would appreciate it if you could help me with this. I'm having kind of a problem with it.
>>2417280
You know what I do to Patches every time I see him, in any souls game, I kill him on the spot,
you should do that.
>>2417223
I want to explain it to her but... I don't think she'll listen to me. However, I will talk to her first before all else.
>>2417232
Her parents... Iris's mother died. And the only one alive is Micheal... who is a vampire.
>>2417260
Fine... i'll won't call her a monster. But a god? I don't know how such a thing is possible.
>>2417242
Considering the bloodbath, I almost forgot people were supposed to die in this.
>>2417280
>being a weak ass fuck woman instead of a strong, burly man
I bet you chose DEX over STR too
>>2417255
Yes, hands are too large. Mixes up the writing.
>>2417242
Here I go.
>>2417303
...I see you.
>>2417303
This is somethin' waaay outta my paygrade...
>>2417303
Both of them were impressive.
>>2417303
How about I just blow my way through, huh? Maybe I'll take a few of you little humans with me.
>>2417290
>killing the hands-down best merchant in some of the games
He's worth keeping alive. Usually.
>>2417303
I don't even use guns, except for these!
>>2417312
Don't be naive. Never take 'em face value. That's how you get killed, son
>>2417291
With enough power and skill...? Anything art. And power, skill, luck, finesse, and grace art something mine prince dost have in excess. Even in life she were called a saint. As of now, I dost call her the "heavenly crown prince", as befitting of her station.
>>2417303
...Ahem?
>>2417312
Aye, mayhaps. Best of luck.
>>2417260
>>2417314
>I dunno if you missed it
>>2417322
I don't trust him enough to keep him alive, he's the only Souls NPC I kill without a single spec of remorse.
>>2417290
He sells some nice gear... so I can't do that... YET.
>>2417306
>Not wanting to be a qt3.14 knight
I use STR like any grown Undead... however I bet you use magic like a filthy scumbag!
>>2417307
There has to be books out there big enough for a dragon... I'll keep an eye out for you.... Pun sorta intended...
>>2417322
Bloodborne is the exception to the rule. Fucking useless spider shit in the worst PvE part of the game
>>2417303
Human shield and the manliest man gets killed.
>>2417260
>whoops missed that one
Yeah, I had enough of these little cults. Immortality through faith tends to be...underwhelming
>>2417340
The horror...
>>2417329
Eh, you might be right about that. I've been out of the mercenary game for a while, so my instincts have probably taken a dive. Guess I'll just wait and see how it plays out.
>>2417331
Yeah, you too.
>>2417340
...Well, this is embarrassing.
>>2417340
What is this feeling? Is this another layer of happiness? I very much enjoy it.
>>2417340
This doesn't really amuse me. I'll disappear into the shadows once again.
>>2417337
That's right, I knew he was fucking useless in one or two games. He's top-tier in DeS and DS1, iirc.
>>2417332
Every time I finish a run of Demon's Souls, the last thing I do before jumping down is have an epic fistfight to the death with that fucking asshole Boldwin all over the Nexus.
I hate that prick.
>>2417340
They are just wounds. I've dealt with worse. Though I suppose a bit of rest won't... hurt...
>>2417312
Sadly no. But it looks like i'll have to do it on my own.
>>2417331
You think of your prince with high regards. That's a nice trait to have.
>>2417340
This crow, it knows... my blood. How interesting.
>>2417340
That'll eventually happen to me in here...
>>2417340
Such a nice... view...
>Picture is close enough...
![[insert russian music shit here].gif](https://i.imgur.com/xK78jwq.gif "[insert russian music shit here].gif")
>>2417340
>
>>2417334
>caring about qt-ness when you're covered head to toe in masculine armor
Im fucking plying. I only use the finest swords, maces, and axes fit for a MAN
>>2417346
Take it anyways. Thou dost ne'er know, and unlike that silly Christianity, the ways of Tao art quite real and potent.
...And yes, it art in modern speech, unlike mineself. Mine prince dost prefer such.
>>2417370
There art none I view higher than her, even deities. She didst pull me out of some...rather troubled times.
>>2417351
Don't wait it out too long. It might just be your last mistake
>>2417381
Christianity? Tao art? Now those are new ones.
Guess you're not a part of that Atom cult
>>2417340
Toriel is pretty chill. I wonder if she'll survive.
>well, I just passed out a minute at my desk so I think it's time I go to bed.
>sorry for leaving so suddenly, I'll see you all later :v
>>2417334
Yes... I can tell
>>2417340
Sure would be nice to have some food.
>>2417408
Your welcome human.
>>2417362
He was worse than useless in Bloodborne. He showed up rarely in Chalice dungeons to sell you the shit you get from the bath messengers to begin with at an increased price. The bald spider faggot is worthless
>>2417370
Well, best of luck to you. Hopefully that kid'll give in immediately if you confront her.
>>2417405
Don't worry. I know when things get too risky.
>>2417408
...Nope, nothing here I can use.
>>2417378
Uh-huh, you keep lying to yourself, filthy magic scum...
>>2417408
Jolly Cooperation... with an enemy? sounds alright to me!
>>2417412
Oh it's all in good fun and you know it...
>>2417408
I got nothin'. You?
>>2417408
I just hope you'll have fun. I'll try my best too.
>>2417411
>Sleep well.
>>2417381
>She nods her head.
Kinda of reminds me of my master... but he is gone from this world.
>>2417427
I can only hope Alvin.
>>2417405
Hm? My world, I thought all of the outside world followed Christianity.
>She clears her throat briefly
"Art" is but a word, it dost mean "is" and the like. Mine faith art called Taoism. Ancient, and spiritual. I've ne'er heard of such a cult.
>>2417408
>>2417351
>>2417340
So much for that.
>>2417437
Things art always in reincarnation. Precious little is truly gone forever.
>>2417411
>Have a good night.
>>2417408
People are generally nice to each other. The atmosphere here has really started to change hasn't it?
>>2417434
>>2417375
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>>2417408
How tedious. Lucifero. Get me out of here.
>>2417454
Come back.
im probably quitting today so I can go back to 4chan shitposting, mostly because I reformatted my PC and forgot to backup my pictures, so they're now gone forever
so yeah, see you never again, buh bye
And if you're wondering if this is someone important like Junko, King Kinght, Littlefinger, or Tricky, it's not. I'm literal-who status compared to them and i'm moving on from here. So yes, bye again
>>2417454
THE WULF DON'T STOP AT NIGHT! AWOOOOOOO!
>>2417458
>Thanks bruh
>>2417454
It'll all be over soon.
>>2417411
See you around.
>>2417437
Well, whatever happens, you're gonna see it through, right?
>>2417449
Better luck next time, Futo.
>>2417454
I still don't know what this thing's supposed to do.
