Lenny Games CLIX starts RIGHT NOW!
>>2250031
Sure thing, patch. Any other requests while I do the work?
>>2250025
Implying I'm not involved in all the banters kid.
>>2250083
chilling.
Best dangan just coming through.
Attention simulation participants. You are now under the influence of my mind control.
Kill yourselves so that I may be victorious. That is an order.
who has hosted the most games ever?
>>2250084
...
>>2250084
FUCK YOU
AND YOUR FOREHEAD
Two times in a row. A bad day for me to compete in these games.
...Good luck, lady Azura.
>>2250084
"In the blink of an eye the bell rang, signalling the start of battle. I could only watch in fear as my district mate, Mokou was obliterated by an explosive fired off by an unknown tribute. I swallowed hard and ran, with nothing on my belt."
>>2250084
Rooting Frog coin
>>2250084
*triumphant growling*
>He poses.
>>2250098
>He looks in confusion.
>>2250101
It's not that big!
>>2250098
nah
>>2250061
I'm getting live feed on all your vitals! Blood pressure, heartbeat, internal body temperature! YEAH!
There's also a camera on this little baby! Gonna make sure the other functions work first though, HAHA!
>>2250070
You look like you need some sort of motivation! A little bit of encouragement to keep you going! Luckily I brought just the thing! BEHOLD!
>She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a doll version of herself.
HA! This little baby will bring your drive back, I'm SURE of it!
>>2250076
I don't know if helping YOU is the best course of action, but I do have PLENTY of little babies with me today that have proved plenty useful in the past! Like my Shrink Ray, or my Mind Reading Helmet!
>>2250084
Hey! I needed that thing!
>>2250098
>Attempts hitting herself in the head with a wrench. It clangs off her headgear.
Woah, woah, what just happened?
>>2250099
Top 5 I think are
Kamina, Shorty, Okarin, Hoshi, Me
Who here should kill la kill themselves?
>>2250084
Time to get started.
...I can run...?
>>2250051
I've met things more freakish than you.
>she finishes writing and sets her book aside
>>2250070
...You're kidding, right?
>sigh
Okay. This symbol means to handwash, and the 70 next to it means you wash at 70 degrees Fahrenheit.
This one means that you shouldn't wring it at all, nor use bleach.
>>2250083
>she takes a step to catch you, managing to prevent your head from hitting the floor
Mukyu!!!!
You fool...;
That'll be enough. I'm not taking blame if you end up killing yourself for pushing your powers too far.
>she sets your head on the floor gently.
>>2250098
Way ahead of you
>>2250098
My fecking mouse has given out so I'll brb.
>>2250109
It's pretty big, but at least they aren't making fun of your haircut.
>>2250084
>>2250113
Sorry...I'll make it up to you...
>>2250094
...
Can I join you?
>>2250095
>gives him a 100% beef burger
You deserve it.
>>2250098
Okay.
>Grabs flask
>Pours into tea cuo
>Downs tea cup
>>2250098
>>2250115
On it fampais.
>>2250090
You could stop trying to lez out on me and possibly be less of a smug slut in general.
>>2250115
Yin, Bolin, Sol.
In that order.
>>2250115
Eila
>>2250115
>>2250123
Oh hey!
Thanks for this.
>Slips a baggie into your hand
You've earned it.
>>2250120
What's so bad about my hair?
F the fallen with REALLY LONG NAMES.
>>2250115
>>2250119
Couldn't we wait here and ambush her when she gets back?
>>2250123
Hey, don't worry about it! I'll just bring another one in from the shop, haha!
>>2250146
You sure you still don't want that mechanical leg? I'd be willing to put that little baby on while you're sleeping!
>>2250113
W-WHAT?!
>tfw all your closest friends want to kill themselves
>>2250130
If only your dreams were true, patch. You don't have to tell me what your heart really desires, I don't want any of it, alright?
>>2250115
Everyone.
>>2250116
Ah...it's okay...I just feel a little...dizzy...
>she closes her eyes slowly, falling unconscious
>>2250119
I have a feeling someone else is here.
>>2250146
>blush
...
>>2250115
Just end it all.
>>2250113
Are you a mechanic? Nevermind that last order, I need you.
>released control
I need to you to repair my Sentinel here.
>>2250152
>tfw nobody cares about your blog post
>inb4 u care
>>2250146
Do you mind letting go?
>>2250149
>>2250150
Never~! I don't even know this woman! She reeks of oil....
>>2250113
Why not?! I'm not a villain baka, I'm a soldier!
>>2250126
>>2250128
Why?
>>2250140
H-Hartmann?
>>2250084
I should get out from that area immediately.
>>2250103
Corrin... despite all, you did your best.
However, who knows what happens later? Perhaps there will be a chance that you could being victorious or not.
but, no matter what, trying and trying always results in many different outcomes.
>>2250119
"I tried to stop them as best I could, but my words were nothing to them, and they raided the poor girls camp without remorse."
>>2250144
Well, nothing really.
People like to make fun of my hair though.
>>2250148
We took all she had, don't you think that's enough?
>f king
Skipped peace.
>>2250155
>>2250116
>He looks over your shoulder at the notebook.
*interested growling*
>>2250146
*roars in pain*
>He collapses, and bleeds out.
>>2250159
*impatient growling*
>He waits for you to try and read his mind.
>>2250115
Wow, i'm not in anyone's post.Guess i'll live long and prosper.
>>2250153
You keep doubling down on the smug! Cut it out or your face is gonna get stuck or something...
>>2250113
huuh?
>takes the doll
It's cute, what does it do?
>>2250116
How do you know all this?
>>2250123
You want to?
Sure. I can move a little if it's not enough space.
>>2250171
Wh-why am I still working with you people?
>>2250171
SARYN DID THIS
>>2250115
Just give me that rope already.
>>2250174
You should anyways.
>>2250172
Except you.
>tfw my new ass manager's haircut is the "justfuckmyshitup" haircut
>>2250169
Doubtful that Yasuke Matsuda will approve of this action, but no matter, he is irrelevant...
>>2250166
I am not here to claim victory, only to understand my place in the universe. Am i Corrin? Or am i...something more?
And what if i choose blood or loyalty over truth? Would we still be alive? Would anyone still be alive?
I do not wish to think of the past longer than needed.
>>2250156
>she sighs, and sets your head in her lap. She then opens up a book and continues to read
Damn you... I really did end up having to be a pillow.
...Dummy.
>>2250168
It is risky, but she'll come back with more.
>>2250178
You have to know these things if oyu want to keep your clothes in top shape!
And it's not like yuo can't find these things out if you look for the knowledge.
>>2250169
Nuh uh, I have a senpai!
>>2250188
>ass manager
>>2250173
My apologies, cat-warrior-mutant. Something is wrong with my Tenno abilities. They do not seem to function reliably in this strange place.
>>2250188
What's an ass manager?
>>2250195
>Not having your ass managed
>>2250195
Yeah
Assistant manager
Ass. Manager
>>2250168
Yours isn't that bad.
>>2250173
It's important research on everyone that walks into this place. I did your entry just now.
And no, you can't see it.
>>2250199
Not bad, but I saw your magic from a mile away.
>>2250177
Yeah sure, my face isn't going anywhere, unlike your eye, patch. Give me a reason to not enjoy the ride and I might cut it out.
>>2250192
Up until now I just put my clothes in the washing mashine and it did everything for me.
You got enough space for two heads on your lap, right?
>>2250188
>ass manager
>>2250151
WOAH! Why are you acting so surprised, huh?
Now, let's see if this works...
>She continues typing stuff into her phone.
>>2250159
Sentinel, huh? Never seen anything like it, HA! Got blueprints or something I can work off of? I'm sure I can figure this little cutie out on my own, but that'd definitely help!
>>2250149
>>2250163
Oh c'mon, don't sound so disappointed! If it means anything to you, I'd be happy to have someone around to test out my little babies o-- WITH! HA!
>>2250165
Well, I dunno if trusting you with my little babies would go well with your little... obsession. Hehe!
>>2250171
Check out this Tracking Device! Hit it on her when we got paired up at the very start!
>>2250178
>The doll spouts something as soon as you touch it.
>'Hang in there!'
HAHA! Perfect! Tell me that did something to affect your state, yeah?
>>2250199
Gee thanks! You gave my little babies a thorough testing, THAT'S for sure!
>>2250190
He'll be alright with it, don't worry. I got it covered my friend.
>>2250194
No deal, we're signing out right now.
>>2250215
O-Obsession? What am I obsessed with?
>>2250211
Can I bring friends?
>f misaki mei
>f nyx
>f mii swordfighter
>>2250215
Shoe on head
>>2250215
Certainly. Are you familiar with nanotechnology? Wyrm here is a product of advanced bio-nanotech. I need his shield generator recalibrated.
>>2250215
I don't know how you expect me to trust you when you act so suspicious.
Like you talking about your... .little babies.
>>2250209
I don't get that convenience. I do it myself.
She's clearly unconscious! She needs the space, Aikawa.
>>2250219
B-But I'm not ready to end it yet! I-I still have a lot of stuff I need to do first!
>>2250215
Hehe...
It made me smile.
>squeezes the doll again
>>2250232
>yawns
>pretends to fall asleep
>>2250225
Sure!
>>2250219
Hardly. The egotistic fool will spend hours bemoaning the loss of his magnum opus. Ah...but it seems you failed even there...
>tfw ur connection shits itself
>i'm gonna take this chance to do something semi-productive, later nerds
>>2250230
>>2250231
Nobody must know.
>>2250192
No it's not that, I mean does she really deserve this? She has less than we do.
>>2250202
You think so?
>>2250199
"I tried my hardest to forget, but those thoughts broke down the walls and I couldn't help but cry, hoping they would soon go away".
>>2250226
So, you want to hear a ghost story?
>>2250197
*disappointed growling*
>He crosses his arms.
>>2250207
*disappointed growling*
>He sits.
>>2250215
Wait no!
Get it out!
What the hell!?
>>2250246
Yeah!
You guys are gayer then me.
>Jasper
>>2250191
I think i've said it once... or I may be wrong.
Corrin, you are your own person.
the hard choices you make are yourself deciding on a better future, not only for the people you care, the entire world are being affected by that decision for the better or not...
Remember what I said before, If you were to choose any of the both sides over the true. You're making a bright path for a side, while hurting the opposite side.
>>2250226
Hm, I have many stories to tell... Memories, records...
"my" song is an example of it.
>>2250237
>she frowns and puts a pillow next to her lap
And you're being more troublesome than her, anyway...Honestly.
>>2250244
...Crap, those were the wrong color...
>>2250246
I thought that's the kind of mindset that got you farther here.
...Well, it doesn't matter now I guess. I have to wait anyway.
>>2250248
Well, it's not liek you can answer any of my questions. I'll just have to go off of what I see of you.
>mfw I dreamed of raping a HG avafag
I should seek help
>>2250262
Which one?
>>2250248
>had to actually look up info on King
I can try.
Hm...so you are a "wrestler" named King, from "Mexico"? Is this correct?
>f utsutsu
>f patchouli
>f shauntaul
>>2250262
Who was it?
>>2250262
At least share us which nigger it was
>>2250262
You can't just tell as and not say who.
>>2250262
I dream of my fucking death.
>>2250241
>nice havin' you around senpai
>>2250242
No
He's pretty normal looking for a 30 year old with a slightly receding hairline
The best description l can give would be a 30 year old trying to hold on to his 20s
>>2250256
You go away.
>>2250262
You probably should.
>Jasper
>>2250208
Why are you so fixated on my patch? And knowing you, no amount of words are going to knock the wind from your sails, so forget it...
Recharging phase...completed. All systems...optimal.
>>2250260
Miss Patchouli, is Aikawa bothering you?
>>2250260
>slowly rolls off the pillow
>>2250224
Don't try playing games with me, hehe! You know exactly what I'm talking about! You're exactly the kind of person that I wouldn't want to have possession of some of my little babies!
>>2250231
Nanotech, huh? Haven't done any of that in a while! HA! I'll give it a shot!
>>2250232
Suspicious? What's that supposed to mean? I'm anything but! I'm a Hero after all!
>>2250237
>It plays a message. Something about 'insert name here', 'little babies' and 'the great Hatsume Mei'.
HA! YES! Everything's in order so far!
>>2250250
Well, we both know there's only ONE way for it to get out now! HAHAHA!
Clean it when you're done, yeah?
>>2250267
Gee, thanks!
>>2250259
I know, my lady. But i cannot help but wonder how different my destiny would be if i made a different choice. A better choice on the short term? Possibly. A choice with a catastrophical outcome?....Quite likely.
I know my future. A future i wish to protect and cherish as my own legacy, that is what i promised everyone and that is what i will promise to you...Thank you for the reminder lesson, my lady.
>>2250287
Thank you pink-haired mechanic person. I require Wyrm to be in optimal condition.
>>2250287
How do I insert my name?
>>2250252
>imblication
Feast time.
>>2250283
...Hm.
>she peers up from her book at you
>>2250284
She's asleep. Find her a better place than my lap, will you?
>>2250287
... I can't say I see the hero part.
>>2250262
If you're talking about what I think you are talking about, then that is nothing more than an act of endearment! It is completely normal!
>>2250299
You're goink to tell me exactly who you are right here and now ~de geso.
>>2250282
I'm just messing around with you, Asuka. Cut out the serious vibe, it's making you turn into the color of your hair. I can't help it that I just enjoy it all.
>>2250299
>DDD
>>2250299
Ohhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
>>2250299
That's you isn't it Kamina?
>>2250287
W-Why did you even do that?!
>>2250299
>>2250326
Samefag check!
>>2250283
You wear Tenno regalia, yet no Warframe armor. Are you Orokin?
>>2250309
>She frowns as she meets the gaze, ever so slighty
Did I...disturb you? My apologies, ma'am.
>>2250260
*growls*
>He shrugs.
>>2250266
*happy growling*
>He nods.
>>2250299
Leave this land mortal. Leave and never come back.
>Jasper
>>2250236
Same, but you don't hear my complaining. I despair for hope so when I despair into my own death all hope will unleash, don't you get it? It's what lies in all of us, it's our destiny. Death and upon death comes hope, it's wonderful! kahahahah.
>>2250239
Aww, what a shame to know he'll lose his magnum opus, sadly he won't be around to even see it, such despair yet hope at the same time...wonderful.
>>2250327
N-No Anon, it wasn't me.
>>2250299
You gotta be squidding me...
>>2250320
It's a little disturbing too...and stop with the smug! It's annoying!
>>2250334
>>2250283
>Runs up for a close look.
WOW! You're some sort of robot aren't you! I can tell based on that technical crap you were just spouting, HA!
Nothing cuter than a robot! Hey, maybe I could soup up your systems with one of my patented little babies, huh?
>>2250298
Great! Let's take a look-see then!
>She flips up her goggles and her crosshair eyes begin zooming in and out on the little thing.
Hmmm, not seeing anything quiiite wrong yet! Any additional info you can spill on the little honey?
>>2250300
That's just a placeholder! Gonna use some mind technology to get the real name in there sooner or later!
>>2250309
Huh? Why's that? I'm training at Yuuei to join the Hero Support Department!
>>2250331
It's all in the name of science! Science and good-nature! Think of how useful this sort of tech will be in the medical industry!
>>2250340
I see. So, this cat head is just a mask, then? Not genuine?
>>2250338
Surprisingly you're a very quiet one to enter here.
>flips page
Whether that's consideration or just how you are, I can't tell.
>>2250340
...Hm. Is your career successful, at least?
>>2250354
Yuuei? Hero Support Department?
I dreamed about raping DDD
>>2250354
Atleast you could have asked me if I wanted to be part of this, don't you think?!
>>2250309
>>2250300
You know that Aikawa is not a female, right?
>Within a blink of an eye, Aikawa was no longer on PAtchouli's lap. Instead he was laying down on a nearby couch with a blanket over him.
>>2250348
All the more reason for me to keep doing this, if it'll finally cut you from that serious vibe then so be it.
>>2250299
Lucky.
>>2250354
Ah, well, while on a mission to Ceres, Wyrm was damaged by a Grineer hitscan bullet. Since then, the recharge protocol has not been working properly. That is all I know. Normally Ordis would repair him for me, but seeing as I got trapped here, I don't have my ship.
>>2250356
*growls calmly*
>He nods.
>>2250360
>He flexes.
*roars*
>He then poses.
>>2250371
id fuck your pussy
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT TIME
Winner up next.
>>2250337
>She tilts her head slightly, voice and expression both blank
...I am unaware of any of these terms.
>>2250354
>She frowns briefly
..."Cyborg" is the more...'typical' definition. I am still primarily-organic. And...only my master is permitted to make such alterations.
>>2250360
I was...not originally made for...communication. And I rather...dislike causing offense.
>>2250372
I see. I mistook you for some kind of posthuman mutant. My apologies.
>>2250352
>I-It was a joke.
>>2250287
>>2250310
>>2250354
>Messed up linking
>O-Oh
>>2250363
....
...Thank you.
....What? They're...not!?
>>2250372
Right... I think I get the idea.
>>2250377
Made?...Humans don't usually use that word choice.
you're doing a passable job.
>>2250343
Fortune favours him...
>>2250377
I believe I was rather clear. Your regalia is clearly Orokin in nature, yet you wear no Warframe armor, like so.
>>2250375
Excalibur? Is that you?
>>2250290
I'm always here to help, Corrin, Besides, I'm pretty sure the Azura from your world would do the same thing.
Just remember that... your choices are the one who decides by yourself, as your own definition of "Justice"
Isn't that the reason of why the Yato choosed you as their owner? to save the world on the different paths you've choosen?
>>2250376
That was close...
>>2250381
*growls knowingly*
>He waves his hand, as if brushing it off.
>>2250384
*excited growling*
>>2250299
>tfw no one will dream or raping you...
I-I mean...Fucking faggot.
Biggest faggot in this thread?
>>2250354
Can I keep it? It's so cute.
>>2250343
You got some issues LF,
I think you need some counseling to help your butt from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some.
And what's this stuff about us meant to die together? That type of stuff make me not wanna meet each other.
I think you and KK really need each other.
Or maybe you need to treat him better.
>>2250396
Do you possess any powers? Abilities? Or do you fight with raw strength?
>>2250406
me, because i'm lurking
>>2250402
I actually dreamt that I was cucking you.
>>2250360
Yuuei's only the most prestigious hero school on the gobe, and the Support Department's all about making tools for Heroes to use when taking out Villains!
>>2250362
I did, and you ate the cupcake!
>>2250371
>She turns the thing around in her hands, looking for some sort of damage. She sees something, and begins poking around with a thin screwdriver.
I think I'm seeing the place where this little baby got hit. Yeah... I might have the materials to repair this thing.
>>2250377
Oooo, biomechanics! I've always been interested in that sorta stuff! You got blueprints or something, hmmm? I'd love to give 'em a quick lookover!
>>2250310
Endearment or not, that's still no excuse! Last thing we need is someone like you running around with something powerful like a Shrink Ray, HAHA! No offense!
>>2250408
By all means! I've already got a bunch of those little babies produced, HA!
>>2250415
Yee
>>2250384
No. That is actually a he but he looks like a female.
>>2250390
baby my dick will be called excalibur because ill bury my dick in your ass so hard that if anyone will be able to pull it out will be crowned king arthur
>>2250423
>>2250392
Can i share with you a secret? the Azura i know is part of my legacy in the same way as i am, We will live on through the next generation..
I do not know why the Yato chose me. Maybe because it sensed that no matter what, i would give everyone the justice they'd deserve equally? That i'd never let my personal feelings stand in the way of what must be done?
>>2250420
YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE DEVICE!
>>2250420
I already carry around a multitude of guns, what more would a shrink ray do?
>>2250384
>While soft-spoken, there is an audible metallic tinge to her voice, her posture rather stiff and motionless to match her dull tone and expression
I am an...artificial one, unfortunately.
..."Passable"?
>>2250390
Again, I am unaware of either of such terms.
>>2250420
The means of our creation are not entirely known to myself.
...Not should anym ore of us be made.
Thanks for playing, feel free to ask me to host again.
>>2250363
>instantly gets up and throws the blanket away
What did you do that for? I hate you! Ugh!
>>2250384
>leaves the Scene
>>2250426
BIKKO CHAN!
GRATZ!
Thanks for hosting!
>>2250423
Defeat. It will always remain a bitter taste on my tongue. To see the ones i love fall without grace.
>>2250418
I'm a bit worried to ask with who...
>>2250435
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2250426
Congrats Hobo!
>>2250435
Thanks for hosting Lenny. If you want to go again you can.
>>2250435
host again
>>2250435
Good job hosting yet another game in this endless cycle of boredom and repetition.
>>2250435
>Wake up
It's fine, I can host.
>>2250425
I sheltered this on my folder but here have this from a lurker.
>>2250396
>she looks down at the card, flipping it over to see if there's anything else.
Wrestling isn't really my thing. But good for you.
>>2250420
I've never heard of either.
>she opens her book and starts to write
To think humans have a place like that now...
>>2250424
....She-- ...He tricked me again then.
Hmph.
>>2250426
Congrats to you.
>>2250436
I am not done talking to you...! Hey...!
...Whatever. I'll see her --him, again.
>>2250434
I noticed you were.
Like a doll or something... a marionette.
>she keeps writing
It means you're doing an adequate job communicating. Is that clear enough?
>>2250409
God damnit, the one time im going IC with the Komaenigger and you nigs think im suicide mode ooc. Fuck. Also it's Okarin x KK
>>2250435
Congrats
Thanks for hosting
>>2250459
Tricked you into doing what?
>Her eyes light up with a hint of anger.
>>2250431
Don't worry, it's harmless! Well, harmless so long as you don't plan on eating anything overly spicy for the next few days, HA! Don't want that little baby to explode or anything!
>>2250433
The purpose is in the name! It shrinks stuff! Even tried it out on myself a few times with a testing partner of mine, and it works like a charm! Doesn't appear to have any negative effects, not including the obvious one of course! HAHA!
>>2250434
Damn! I was hoping to get something I could go off of!
>>2250435
Thanks! Get these stats back to Yuuei for me, alright? Thanks!
>>2250459
It's been around for YEARS, ever since the Heroes showed up!
>>2250455
Fair enough, I can host after you I guess.
>>2250457
baby this needs to spreaded
>>2250436
Lady Patchouli requested me to.
>>2250461
>going IC
Literally why?
>>2250461
>B-But I already knew you were just being IC, I'm just memeing on you. I've never seen kahaha from you ever.
>>2250420
If you require nanotech, I have some.
>hands you a little bundle
These are nano spores. Concentrated technocyte. Be carful with it.
>>2250441
Neptune
>>2250466
Y-YOU PUT A BOMB IN ME!?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
>>2250447
>>2250438
>>2250459
>>2250463
Thanks I guess. I didn't do anything special though.
>>2250457
...I don't know what I just walked into, but I'm liking it.
>>2250457
Nova has always been a slut.
>>2250425
Only Excalibur is man enough to handle me.
What are you nerds doin' right now?
>Jasper
>>2250473
>>2250461
>Also, it's lyrics from Stan by Eminem, you uncultured swine.
>>2250466
But why would I want to shrink anyone? It'd just be easier to shoot them.
>>2250465
I couldn't tell they were a boy.
Tch... and that's not the only thing.
He's been coming up with ridiculous scenarios to embarrass me.
>>2250420
>hugs the doll
>>2250484
I FUCKING MISSED MLP
>>2250475
Wait what?
>>2250475
Wrong one.
Blanc a qt.
>>2250434
*sigh*
A Tenno. A warrior from the Orokin empire, wearing Warframe armor, and using abilities gained from the Void.
>>2250487
Give me an example.
>>2250486
>eminem
>culture
>>2250483
Baby I can handle you and him both
>>2250491
The fuck is MLP?
>Jasper
>>2250435
Congratulations, ma'am.
>Thanks for having them Len
>>2250459
I...have been called such before.
...I am? I...thank you.
>She shows the slightest of smiles
>>2250466
It is...far too costly to create a sister unit.
>>2250494
...There are no such entries in my database for any of these terms. It is likely...mere coincidence.
>>2250486
>using "you uncultured swine" outside of tumblr
>>2250511
I want to pull on Lambda 11's ahoge
>>2250481
Oh, so you find Nova attractive do you?
Awful lot of not praising Jashin going on here.
>>2250480
How about we celebrate it with some food on me?!
>>2250521
I praise him internally
>>2250466
I haven't seen the Outside World in many years. Maybe that's why.
Oh well, I'll add it to my entry anyway.
What's your... power thing?
>>2250502
Yesterday he faked falling over to test my "comfiness". Whatever such a thing means.
>>2250511
I know someone in our land who makes dolls like that. Living ones. They're not as big as you.
....No problem. I'm just telling you the truth.
So what are you called?
Tadaima~!
>>2250528
Good man.
>>2250413
*roars*
>He flexes.
>>2250459
*happy growling*
>He gives a thumbs up.
>>2250474
>She looks at it, her crosshairs contracting.
Yeah! I've used some of this sorta stuff before! I think I know just how to fix this little guy!
>>2250477
A bomb? HAH! Nothing like that! This little baby reads vitals and nothing else! Well, save for the camera and...
>She mumbles something below your range of hearing.
That stuff! HAHA!
>>2250486
I dunno. Plenty of people have thought of strange things to do with it before! Like keeping people as pets and stuff! My little buddy and I have both taken turns shrinking eachother, and it's kinda fun to be honest! Well, that is, when you know you're in good hands!
>>2250490
>'You're the best!'
Three for three! Not one short circuit yet! Let's keep this up!
>>2250511
HAHA! Money isn't an issue when you're the master mechanic of Yuuei Academy! I'll start working on this little baby lickety-split!
>>2250530
Power thing? You mean my Quirk? I've got a Zoom Quirk!
>She flips up her goggles and shows off the crosshairs in her eyes.
I can zoom these little babies in or out! See stuff far away, and itty-bitty things too!
>>2250511
I don't believe it's mere coincidence that you wear a cape of Orokin design. You said you were a cybernetic organism, correct? Do you possess nanotechnology?
>>2250520
Uh oh, I mean, she's fine and whatever, but she's nowhere as attractive as you!