146th Express Games.
Day two
No one is sane.
>>2249086
I have nothing to do with the clothes.
>>2249086
Weak minds are the easiest to control.
>>2249086
>>2249095
>Gropes
>>2249086
Patchy should invest some time in reading cookbooks.
>>2249094
W-will you wear them too?
>>2249108
...I'm not the one that cooks at the manor....
>>2249109
>>2249094
Is it possible to have a circlejerk between sources that isn't cancer?
>>2249108
Sample text
>>2249054
Let's find out.
>walks closer
>>2249063
You think that's all?
Should I go get it?
>>2249108
Your cooking is almost as same as mine
>>2249122
Define cancer.
>>2249125
Leave the lady be
*Tips bedora*
>>2249063
I think we did...? I'm not sure. I have a terrible memory.
>>2249108
>>2249114
It wasn't that bad...but you could use a little practice...
>>2249128
>she blinks and stares at him, not moving from spot
What are you doing?
>>2249117
>>2249123
C-can I take your clothes first?
>>2249122
(You)
>>2249141
>*from her spot. kill me
>>2249143
>he said something I didn't like
>I know, I'll reply to him but pretend I'm not replying to him
>>2249136
Sol's old fuckbuddy circlejerk is what comes to mind.
>>2249140
"flashlight"
>>2249128
....
....
...Well, I know Koakuma uses a whole bunch of special soaps and the like when she bathes... she tells me it keeps her skin super-soft and smooth.
I could...look into that I guess.
>>2249141
Ah, I'm all confused...
>she pats her cheeks a few times
...I asked you plenty of questions. Did you want to ask any?
>>2249142
Wait, that's what Luffy looks like?
>>2249157
Thats just disgusting
>>2249154
That's not a definition but I guess it's hard for you to come up with a valid definition.
>>2249159
Yee
>>2249141
>>2249147
>slowly hugs around her neck
>Checks for any blushes
>>2249158
I miss Koukuma, she was here before. Well can I have some of that lotion?
>>2249168
Wew, can't say I'm surprised that this is the face of an ERPing One Piece fan.
>>2249150
(You)
>>2249157
We need something big
>tfw you ava with someone you like and try to get with them in a ship
>some other faggot gets in a ship with them before you
>find another person you want to get into ship
>same faggot creates another ava and gets into ship with them again
>>2249178
(For you)
>>2249185
#BlameKuga
>>2249185
>wanting ships
Off la off yourself.
>>2249185
I-I feel like I might be this faggot
>>2249192
kys
>>2249185
>shipping
>>2249185
This, what the fuck
>>2249178
Close enough
>>2249185
>that's quite a specific dilemma
>>2249185
You got cucked by Kuga? Faggot!
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2673.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HjtCMEV.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2673.jpg")
>>2249185
>Getting cucked
>>2249198
>shipperfags on suicide watch
How about you first, you seem to need it.
>>2249201
DAMN IT FROST!!
>>2249158
Hmm...
>she cups her chin in her hand and thinks
Oh! When I asked you if you were a witch your answer was kind of vague...if you're not a witch then what are you?
>>2249175
>a slight blush can be seen on her cheeks
Y-You're being weird...
>>2249201
Oops...
>>2249167
Not that anon, but I'll try.
Something that whoever is in it thinks it's fun (and is generally oblivious), but in reality it's fucking stupid to the point where it isn't even laughable.
>>2249204
It's not cuck if it isn't yours
>>2249208
>Butthurt fag
kys
>>2249205
>cucking yourself
>>2249192
>Off la Off yourself
>>2249210
>touches foreheads
I think I'm seeing it.
>>2249201
>>2249210
How can you even mistake me for a bald rat?
>>2249216
But you're the butthurt one over your failed shipping.
WHAT DOES GETTING KEKED MEAN
>>2249175
I'll bring back some next time. I don't carry all of her beauty stuff around with me you know.
>>2249201
Of course I didn't.
>>2249210
I am a witch... Though the technical term is "magician". And I'm not entirely human if that wasn't obvious.
>>2249211
That's not a definition. That is a opinion.
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1835.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IsgyVsk.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1835.jpg")
>>2249220
>Wut
>>2249217
And the train takes us to our final five.
>>2249229
Okay!
Then can you show me how to wash it now?
I have it right here!
>>2249194
Thanks alot senpai, really, thanks alot
>>2249231
>playing dumb
>>2249227
Blacked
>>2249230
Well, what's yours? A comparison would be pretty interesting.
>>2249238
>state of shipperfags
>>2249229
Oh...
Wait, really? But you seem normal to me...
>>2249223
>she looks away
That's because you're too close...I-I can hardly breathe...
Spent a lot of days slaving away in the shop, but I think I got some CUTE little babies that need some testing today! New ones too! HAHA!
>>2249232
FRIES!
>>2249249
Hi to you too
>>2249249
>throws brick
>>2249243
The disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body.
>>2249235
You seriously never have?
All you have to do is fill a small tub or something with warm water...Then you add soap to the water, dunk the dress inside and let it soak, and rinse with cold water.
Then you hang it. It's easy.
>>2249248
...What?
...I do? Really?
I'm... not as healthy as I look. I won't bore you with details.
>>2249249
Do you have the board yet?
>>2249245
>state of anons.
>>2249250
Where they at..
>>2249257
It's that easy? can I use hand-washing soap? And how long does it have to soak?
>>2249248
shhh, calm down. Take slow deep breaths.
>>2249256
Oh. I think we're thinking of different contexts here, but that works too. I'm sure it can also be placed into the context of HG.
>>2249252
HEY-HEY!
You're that chick that likes the food, yeah? I think I got a special little baby that's ripe for the testing! What do you say? Interested?
>>2249253
HAHA, PERFECT!
What a great opportunity to test out my latest, GREATEST little baby! The Brick Deflector!
>Pulls out a pistol and shoots the brick.
>>2249258
Board? Boardboardboardboard, AH! RIGHT!
Can't say that little baby's been in my focus, HA! been WAY too busy with other things!
>>2249239
>Uh, okay.
>>2249249
Hi again!
>
>>2249261
Tyrone Games: The Comeback
>>2249275
>>2249266
(You)
>>2249264
If it's a detergent or dishwashing liquid it'll do.
Just as long as it takes. You have to look at it to make sure it's clean. And make sure you gently swish it too.
>>2249281
What an exhausting sequence..
here you go.
>>2249274
Funnily enough, I was actually HOPING you'd do this today, HAHA! Remember when I said I was working on a special little baby just for this situation?
>>2249284
>Waves back.
>>2249264
>her blush becomes deeper and deeper
S-Seriously...you're way too close...
>>2249257
Bore me? I doubt that's possible.
>>2249284
Another one
>>2249271
Eeeh?
I like eating food not babies..
>>2249291
I actually don't, but explain anyways!
>>2249271
Well hurry up. I've been strapped for cash.
>>2249293
....I guess there isn't a lot to fill you in on. I'm more than a little anemic and asthmatic.
It's not so bad most days. But coming here usually is exhausting. And it limits what spells I can cast.
My magic helps.... somewhat.
>>2249297
Whoops, final two!
>Throws brick at poster below
>>2249315
>>2249280
What's a detergent? And why does dishwashing work? Confusing!
>>2249293
Good training for your powers, right?
Just breathe.
>>2249315
RUTTE
U
T
T
E
>>2249298
I think we've been over this, haha!
>She reaches into her jumpsuit and pulls out a plastic container.
You wanna see what's in here, right? I bet you wanna EAT it too, don't you?
>>2249309
Well, it's FINALLY finished! The Forcefield Bra, HAHAHA!
I believe the time has come to put it to the test!
>>2249311
Can't rush perfection! This sorta stuff takes time!
>>2249315
#root4rutte
>>2249326
They use the same ingredients.
Just trust me on this. I've read up on it before, and I had to do it once or twice on my own.
>>2249322
Ow.
>>2249326
>>>ERP
>>2249339
>24.png
>lenny wins
>>2249333
What anime?
>>2249339
Congratulations Lenny! You are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2249315
That sounds a little too good to be true, but sure, we can test it!
>>2249339
I was too busy fucking up the economy
>>2249348
That's a manga. Boku no hero academy, it's got an anime adaption last week. Just one episode out though.
*Roars*
This place is deader than Adachi's hopes and dreams.
>>2249348
>Boku no Hero Academia. Anime's only 1 episode in, so if you want more than that, go track down the manga.
>>2249354
Thanks for playing everyone.
>>2249345
>unbelievable..
>>2249354
Congrats
Thanks for hosting
>>2249348
Boku no Hero Academia
There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to watch your girlfriend/wife get fucked by a huge black dude
>>2249364
Keep it down, will you?
>>2249354
>>2249345
Hnh. Congratulations.
>>2249354
Thanks for hosting.
>>2249373
>>2249368
Thank you for hosting!
>>2249339
Congratulations, Lenny
>>2249368
Thanks for hosting
>>2249373
This
>>2249374
*growls softly*
>He crosses his arms.
>>2249373
There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to watch your girlfriend/wife get fucked by a huge bear
>>2249333
Huuh?
Whats in the box?
>>2249373
>>2249390
>>2249386
I slept longer than intended
>>2249365
You're also dead, Enedora.
>>2249354
Thank you for the simulation, Lotus.
>>2249312
Strange...
Aren't there any healing spells you could use use on yourself to make them go away?
>>2249326
>she takes a deep breath, closing her eyes
O-Okay...okay...
>>2249368
Congratulations, Lenny.
Thanks for hosting!
>>2249388
Now that's better.
>she opens up the book again
I'm assuming you can't talk... what a pain.
>>2249388
>You are forcing me to do this aren't you?
>>2249368
congratulations, thanks for hosting.
>>2249368
Thanks for the game!
>>2249391
>She opens it up. There's a cupcake inside with a bright red cherry on top.
Well? How does THIS little baby look, huh? Want it?
>>2249402
*growls louder than before*
>He sneers.
>>2249403
>He nods.
*growls happily*
TEKKEN INVASION: ASSEMBLE
>>2249416
*Roars with the strength of a thousand Ogres*
>>2249416
Did someone say Tenno?
>>2249401
>sigh
I haven't found any for completely eliminating the two yet. That's what I'm here for.
>cough
Until then, I usually just take medicine to handle some of the symptoms and let my magic handle the rest.
...Speaking of...
>she takes a small vial out of her pack and winces as she opens it, tilting her head back to drink it
...Eugh...
>>2249415
Another yes.
...Hm.
Well, whatever.
I can at least get you put into the Compendium.
>>2249416
I bet most of these hids never even played the first one...
>>2249422
>Grabs and throws.
>>2249409
O, a cupcake!
Can I have it?
>>2249416
Who said Touhou, nya?
>>2249430
kids*
>>2249430
Damn hids.
>>2249416
The people's champion is here
>>2249416
Someone say Holy Grail War?
>>2249415
>I'll try my best, but its been ages.
So you decide to show up here? Trying to be a champ like me huh?
>>2249416
What did you say?
>>2249430
Those damn hids and their new Tekken. They know nothin'.
>>2249438
I think he said Tenno.
>>2249430
Implying.
>>2249450
My ears picked it up right! It was definitely Touhou, nya~!
i want to be fucked by eila
>>2249431
GREAT! Just step back and lemme turn this little baby on!
>She unzips her jumpsuit a bit and begins fiddling with something inside.
>>2249436
OF COURSE, HAHA! It's all yours!
>>2249430
>be small kid
>Tekken 3 for ps1
>be a dick and only low kick people
>>2249442
...
Just woke up. Can it, shrimp.
>>2249416
*Roars*
>>2249424
*confused growling*
>He shakes his head and waves his hands back and forth.
>>2249427
*laughter-like growling*
>>2249435
*scared roars*
>>2249446
*growls cockily*
>He nods, and pounds his chest a couple times.
odds - host
evens - do something productive in life
dubs - kill myself
>>2249456
At the rate you're going, you will avafag the entire touhou roster in a month
I now summon Spinal.
>>2249457
T-Takeshita-sama?
>>2249458
>Steps away
eddie gordo ava when
>>2249469
>69
Get laid senpai
>>2249427
Hm...I could try to use my powers on you, if you want? I'm not sure if it would work though...I've never tried to heal diseases before, only flesh wounds...
>>2249459
I think so, yeah...
>>2249459
Hey Friend-o! What's up?
>>2249475
>A beeping sound comes from her chest, followed by a steady mechanical whir.
ALRIGHT! Try that again!
>>2249458
O!
Thanks!
>Grabs the cupcake and starts nomming it
>>2249469
>>2249481
Yup, time to do something productive in life.
>>2249489
Or you could maybe, just....You know :^)
>>2249459
...How do you break a dress?
Don't tell me you're worried about this now.
Stop being so worried and just believe me.
>>2249467
...Another thing I don't understand.
>>2249484
...I... I don't know.
....It's worth a shot?
>>2249494
One day anon, one day I'll just end it all.
>>2249487
That's a weird way of chewing
>>2249467
Let me warn you this isn't just a walk in the park.
>>2249485
>Approaches Mei's Meis
>>2249467
A mutant. Poor creature. Shall I put you out of your misery?
>>2249456
I do not know what a "Touhou" is. From the looks of your ears, you are a posthuman-Kubrow mutant.
Tobuscus ava when?
>>2249470
>trust me anon, I don't WANT to. In fact I wish someone would take Suika off my hands. :v
>>2249501
Oh okay, let me be a cute moe girl that takes smile bites from food and chew it like a kitty cat.
>>2249513
I AM UHMM JAPANESE GOBIRIN
>>2249500
Can I join?
>>2249508
Literally who?
>>2249508
When I go back to 2011
>>2249500
I'll be honoured to kick the chair for you, son.
>>2249487
>She watches intently.
>>2249504
>She stands there proudly,waiting to see if her new invention will do the trick.
Give it your beast shot! C'mon!
>>2249498
*growls*
>He shrugs, then holds out his hand.
>>2249502
*growls knowingly*
>He flexes.
>>2249506
*surprised roar*
>He shakes his head.
>>2249508
>Don't you dare.
>>2249508
>>2249519
>Red, blue, yellow onis and even more~!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppzfOlAPkmc
>>2249526
>Enjoys it
>>2249521
Of course, you bring the rope and I'll bring the bleach and some alcohol.
>>2249524
Please let it be soon. If I fail my med's test I'll bit the bullet and kick the 6 feet under. Some assistance would be nice.
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2643.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WyODjri.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2643.jpg")
>>2249525
>Charges at you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is Kendrick Lamar good?
>>2249535
>>2249535
>>2249533
>>2249521
LET'S END IT ALL TOGETHER
>>2249533
im sorry, im sorry
>spikes your drink and rapes you
>>2249498
Okay, come here for a moment...
>she raises her left hand and a G gold symbol starts glowing on it
>>2249513
Im not drunk enough to fag Suika
>>2249513
>>2249531
>Stick with the ava you have now.
>>2249465
I'll let you off the hook this time.
>>2249525
I-Is something wrong?
>Continues to nom
>>2249527
No? Then why do you have an animal head?
>>2249541
>>2249541
That'd mean I trust any of you with my patented Kool Aid, I don't think I'm able to give out an important secret like that, it's going with me in my grave.
>>2249527
Patchouli. I'm a magician.
>she shakes your hand briefly
>>2249544
Uh...
>she scoots a little closer, staring at you as the process plays out. she holds tighter to the book.
>>2249549
>But dropping Suika gives me more time to be Yuugi~.
>>2249547
>fagging suika is super simple mang. I just had good timing to claim her
>>2249552
Yeah, you're so merciful...
>>2249536
>She's tackles down, as her device doesn't work. All it does it start glowing.
Damn! I had some high hopes for this little baby too!
>>2249555
Nope! Looks like everything's fine!
>Keeps watching.
>>2249465
>fake Hoshi
>walks in
>shits on the head of poster below
>leaves
>>2249527
Heh, showing off are we?
>Flexes even more
>>2249535
Awesome, I can get more drunk than I already am.
>>2249541
.Fucking hell.
>>2249542
>Enjoys it
>>2249566
Are you the old Suika? The one from last year?
>>2249569
>Finishes
That was great!
Thanks again!
>>2249572
Thats fucking disgusting!
>>2249484
Good, good.
>lets go and quickly tickles her
>>2249485
Not much! I feel kinda uneasy, I don't know why.
>>2249498
It could easily break, like when you use the wrong cleaning stuff or the wrong temperature, that's what all the hieroglyphs on clothes are for, right?
>>2249566
>You don't have to drop Suika if you don't want to........ Thank you.
>>2249578
L-Lewd
>>2249566
1 avatar is already enough for me, keep Suika
>>2249574
Sounds like a good deal buddy. I say we mix some pure everclear, we might kill off our tastebuds while at it.
>>2249578
No problem!
>She whips out her cellphone and starts typing into it, nodding to herself.
>>2249584
Uneasy? What sort of uneasy we talking here? Physical? Mental? I'm sure I've got a little baby fit for the job!
>>2249569
You really thought this was going to work? I just thought it was some ploy to get me to do it again.
>>2249596
I feel like I NEED TO DO THINGS!
>>2249596
Eehh..
What are you doing?
>>2249586
Hmmh?
>>2249585
use maria more bby
>>2249576
>Yes.
>I am that Suika, and I will be that suika until someone takes it or I leave.
>>2249585
>I don't really know what to do with Suika now, I'm honestly a little bored playing her. I'm just thinking someone else could bring life to her.
>But if no on else wants her I can hold onto her as long as it takes.
>>2249589
>well, standing offer anon. It's all good.
>>2249592
Or we could just drink everything under the kitchen sink for something to do.
It'll be like taking random shots.
Do we need a host?
>>2249566
*growls happily*
>He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a card.
"King: Profesional Wrestler"
>>2249557
*growls excitedly*
>He pretends to suplex someone.
>>2249573
*roars*
>He flexes harder.
>>2249608
I would pick her up, but I don't know shit about touhou
>>2249570
>That would suggest I'm trying to be anything like him, which is laughable.
>>2249611
Yee
>>2249611
Yes please
>>2249610
That's a pretty genius idea man. I like the sound of that, it'll be like mystery shots. I'm in.
>>2249605
>I don't want to since it's hard to play a character that I have literally nothing to go off of.
>>2249608
>Well, it's your choice not mine.
Post avas and shit on eachother's taste.
>>2249566
>she places her hand on patchouli's shoulder and a golden aura surrounds them as utsutsu transfers her life energy to her
H...How do you feel?
>>2249584
>her eyes widen and she stops his hand just as quickly, grabbing him by the wrist
D-Don't do that.
>All these 2hu
The other ava's are gonna start building a wall soon...
>>2249615
>Read some fan made manga or just the wiki. That's all you really need to do.
>>2249616
That's obvious. His early Asuka was entertaining.
>>2249598
Why would I ask you to do this your reasons beyond testing out one of my little babies? You sure are a strange one, HAHA!
Now, you can stop any time!
>>2249601
HMMM? That sounds EXACTLY how I feel! I feel like I need to do a LOT of testing today! HAHA!
>>2249603
>She looks up.
Oh, just seeing if this little baby actually works!
>>2249623
>>2249623
I need to update it but I'm too lazy so for the time being you can blow me.
Anons, Luffy is back for more as Wonder Loli. Do your stuff.
>>2249629
And play the games
>>2249636
Kill all mutants.
>>2249617
>>2249618
Okay then. New thread or this one?
>>2249613
Save it for the next battle sports.
>Also gotta go for now.
