133rd Express Games.
Night five
some people are cursed
WHO'S HUNGRY
First
>>2044919
Then come on then! Try it! Try me!
>>2044925
Nice to meet you Futo... And Taoist? That's nice to hear.
>>2044924
You must not be doing a very good job, as my mind is completely intact.
>>2044950
That because only idiots are immune to me. They can't get worried and they can not catch sicknesses.
>>2044919
viper reporting in
>>2044918
Na, that's it for today.
See ya peeps later.
https://youtu.be/udUCjJphE-0
How many cripple avas do we have? I was planning on picking one up.
>>2044928
Do you have any wine? That was, by a wide margin, the cheesiest thing I've heard.
>>2044960
Wh-what? I'm not an idiot.
>>2044940
It be-eth not a battle, but rather a prediction.
>>2044919
Mineself or the depressed one, the youkai or the contraption, maketh thine mind up!
>>2044944
>She smiles broader
Indeed I art, one of but a handful in Gensokyo, unfortunately, alongside my prince and her allies.
>>2044963
Fare thee well, human.
>>2044963
>forgot pic
>>2044922
BOTH OF YOU ARE JUST ASSUMING THE WORST... W-WE CAN'T GIVE UP HOPE! WE'LL GET THOSE FUTURE FOUNDATION BASTARDS AND GET HOME SAFE AND SOUND! I'M SURE OF IT!
>>2044884
>>2044925
Hahahahaha! Sorry to trouble you like that! I'll be sure to be more careful next time.
>>2044919
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a nice tune as much as the next person. But don't you think that singing this loudly at 9:44PM is a bit extreme?
>>2044919
Things get interesting for a moment
>>2044963
>She steps off the skateboard.
Farewell 'Duuudddeee'.
>>2044967
Got Bikko. Had all the main's from Katawa for a while, but only Emi remains. Don't remember any other cripple
>>2044967
You don't have to pick one up. That's why they have wheelchairs.
>>2044977
An attempt was made.
>>2044971
Everything in life is a battle.
>>2044969
You are an idiot. That is why you don't feel anything.
>>2044977
AHHHHHHHH!!!
>>2044977
It was a good run, I'll do better next time for sure!
>>2044973
I'm sure our hometowns are in ruins as well. That sort of thing happens when you let a high school girl with bipolar disorder have control.
>>2044963
>>2044982
>Peacock's technically a cripple, just with modifications.
>>2044971
Taoism... that means you believe in gods right?
>>2044984
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SNAP!
>>2044891
I think I'm human.
I-I mean..
>>2044899
Programmed?
O-Oh, you're another robot.
Alright.
>>2044901
Oh, uh.. A Stand.
It's like, a uh..
I don't really know how to describe it.
It's like a ghost that punches things sometimes, and other times it gives people superpowers, and sometimes it's both..
>>2044925
Woah, no, that sounds really cool.
I wish I could've seen it.
I'm not very good around fire though. I'd probably dry up.
>>2044977
>>2044967
Does Adam Jensen count as a cripple?
>>2044977
Two different forms of inspiration
and peace
>>2044968
Cheers. Every word was true.
>>2045009
>She hesitates.
...Affirmative.
I am Ruri Ninjabayashi, an android created by the Mahogasawa Foundation.
>>2044990
Maybe you're just a liar? That would also explain why I don't feel anything.
>>2044982
>forgetting Johnny Joestar
>>2045030
Literally who
>>2045015
Get out of my way, boy.
>>2045028
Do I look like I am lying?
>Green orbs start to float around you, orbs of full jealousy.
>>2045009
You may look and feel human, but deep down you're nothing more than little tiny sea creatures. Just think, if you were human you wouldn't need to be drinking water nonstop.
>>2045021
Keep going.
>>2045020
Still...did you have to make it sound like that?
>>2045009
So that's a stand. Cool to hear!
>>2044997
Souda, if you give up hope like that, then your wishes will never come true. You have to believe with all your heart that it will come true! This is a test of our resolve!
>>2044973
>>2044975
>>2044977
Argh...! Damnable...swordsman....Next time I shalt not show mercy.
>>2044973
>>2044977
Not...careful enough, 'twould seem.
>>2044989
Thou hast quite the barbaric view upon life, then.
>>2045000
Aye, most certainly.
>>2045009
Ah, yes, the...plankton issue. Admittedly, both mineself and Lady Mokou hath a penchant for fire magic, as well as my...well, pyromania, simply put. I doth believe there wouldst be those..."recording" things of the struggle.
>>2045021
>>2045046
That is the way my voice sounds.
>>2045051
Mistakes
>>2045058
>Did the old Komaru came back?
>>2044998
Why did you link tony hawk's goodbye?
>>2045058
O-Old Komaru?
>>2045065
>Yep!
>>2045059
Barbarism? There is nothing barbaric if right of way is ata-
>>2045063
But I don't even eat!
Quick, post the lewdest image you have of your ava.
>>2045066
>Didn't notice. Meant to link the other cripple post.
>>2045062
I wasn't talking about your voice, and I know you knew that. Try again.
>>2045071
>Welp, i'm not needed. It was fun while it lasted.
OH KAMINAAAAA
>>2044962
>>2045065
Just ignore her. It's Assnah, she'll play her for 2 seconds and fuck off for 2 weeks.
>>2045063
We're down to the final three.
Who do you want to see win?
>>2045045
>>2045060
>>2045074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG2OjjHXrqs
>>2045074
Any ava or your main ava?
>>2045057
Believing won't bring our parents back from the dead, Nidai. We're not in some kinda shitty anime where magic happens and all that trash. This is reality.
>>2045042
Wh-what are those? Is this another illusion?
>>2045074
You sure you want that?
>>2045074
>>2045081
dude, he's had enough...
>>2045088
>AHHHH!!
>>2045092
Your main.
>>2045079
Oh, sorry, I didn't know someone picked her up after I left.
>>2045082
Not true...
>>2045024
Ruri, huh?
Alright, nice to meet ya! My name's Foo Fighters.
Uh, what's an android?
>>2045045
Hey, shut up!
You've got weird shark teeth!
>Sips water angrily
>>2045047
Yup.
I think there's a couple other people here that have them, like Jolyne's dad, and uh..
Well, other people.
>>2045059
I should probably stay, uh..
Pretty far away from you..
In that case..
>>2045071
>Someone picks up a dead avatar
>Suddenly the old one just comes back
Literally why? I remember Junko did the same fucking thing a few months ago.
>>2045078
But I luuuuurv you!
>>2045081
>faces the other way
No.
>>2045116
I didn't realize, jeez.
>>2045082
>Are you sure about that?
>>2045112
>I just wanted to play her as all.
>>2045100
Suspense
>>2045074
>>2045115
Information noted; stored.
Android; noun; a robot with a human appearance.
>>2045088
W-Wait, I didn't mean continue with Miss. Emperor! I meant continue with the other girl!
>>2045115
That's right, and I'll use my shark teeth to eat ya if you try bullying more money out of me!
>>2045095
Why don't you touch them to find out.
>>2045106
>shit, i can't find any lewd imagry of riki
>>2045096
There's not enough Parsee in my spank bank.
>>2045074
>>2045059
I never been a big fan of beliefs really.
>>2045115
Can I get a stand... if possible.
>>2045094
Of course, there's a very, very small possibility that they managed to survive...but I wouldn't count on it...
>>2045136
I-I'm not in the mood, Anon.
>>2045074
>>2045058
And... who are you supposed to be? AH! A SPY FROM THE FUTURE FOUNDATION PERHAPS!?
>>2045059
H-heheheh... my mistake.
I should really watch myself more... as a manager and trainer, I'm ashamed!
>>2045094
Souda.
I'm disappointed in you, really. I would have thought that you would have had more hope than this. I guess I was wrong, or maybe all the pressure is finally getting to everyone...?
>>2045126
1-3 booties win
4-6 misery wins
7-9 nishimema wins
>>2045134
I-I'm not touching them, you pervert.
>>2045131
>Uh... sure I guess.
>>2045126
Good luck booties
>>2045074
Sorry, I only do shirtless.
>>2045123
Right, you just HAPPENED to show up right after someone decided to pick them up.
>>2045073
Hmm, "Karma", I doth believe the Buddhists call it.
>>2045115
>She clears her throat
I doth keep it tightly under wraps, as part of mine meditation and mine other trainings.
>>2045143
...Why?
>>2045156
This arena art very fickle at times. From mine duel against Lady Mokou to such things as...chicken bones, in means of ends.
>>2045074
>cute wolf noises
>>2045153
Don't make it so he keeps screaming at me about this.
>>2045156
I have hope, but not in my old man surviving. He has a hard enough time fixing bikes, so I doubt he'd have it in him to survive something like that.
>>2045174
I'M SAID I'M NOT IN THE MOOD YOU SACK OF SHIT! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING HEAD YOU MISERABLE BEAST OF BUDREN!
>>2045141
Fine. I am only posting it once. Have fun.
>>2045128
Oh, cool. Well I'm a sea plankton.
Do you want me to call you a robot, or a human..?
>>2045129
Fine, I won't!
Just stop calling me a sea creature..
I'm trying to be human, alright?
It's a lot harder than it seems.
>>2045143
Uh.. Maaaybe.
Jolyne told me she got hers from a weird rock, and I got mine from a disc.
So, I guess?
>>2045181
Your meditation?
Oh, Jolyne told me about that.
Something about how only weirdos meditate or something.
>>2045156
Oh, that's right, you don't know me, sorry.
I'm Komaru Naegi, and I know all about 'the incident', Nidai.
My parents were, uh... Tortured and killed with me watching.
>>2045131
No.
>>2045181
I just never had time to think about that stuff really. Well... except for that one time.
>>2045117
>>2045162
I thought scientist were daredevils. I thought they would take a leap of faith in order to discover something, but I guess you're not actually an scientist.
>>2045175
I have actually never seen anyone besides me play Komaru.
>>2045198
...
>cries
>>2045194
He's...doing that again? Fantastic...
While IC, confess who you want to love tenderly.
>>2045202
Playing recording...
>An audio file of a woman's voice is played.
'I will just call you Ruri.'
>>2045202
So the source of getting stand power varies huh? Interesting.
>>2045074
Hang on, so uh..
These?
What are these for?
>>2045193
A little more
>>2045173
>>2045074
>>2045220
Edea.
>>2045220
Aurora or Nipa.
>>2045215
>slaps
you heard him the first time, didnt you
>slaps again
>>2045211
Lurv!
>>2045205
Hm? To what dost thou refer?
>>2045202
'Twouldst be part of mine religion. Introspection, inner focus and thought, contemplation, studies....Things such as that.
>>2045074
>I will probably never post this again
>>2045214
>It's alright old Komaru. I'll just crawl up some hole or whatever... it's alright.
>>2045220
T-That's... um... I don't know really.
>>2045229
DUDE
TEA
LMAO
>>2045220
I think that should be obvious...
>>2045215
I'm sorry for getting upset with you babe. it's been a long day.
>>2045220
All the beautiful women.
>>2045228
And the end.
>>2045213
I-I am a scientist, I've simply just seen too many tricks and illusions to humor you.
>>2045220
no
>>2045229
I knew a man who said he had no chill. I think what he said it right when he said 'Its time to stop.'
>>2045220
A very cute gun. Unfortunately, not many guns are very cute.
>>2045237
>Sorry, man, I really don't know what to say.
>I legitimately didn't know someone had picked her up.
>Is it okay if I pick her back up?
>>2045220
nu 1
i wlk @lon
>>2045220
Honestly Kamina's pretty cute~
>>2045249
the boooooties !
>>2045181
Is that so? I haven't really been here for too long, so I can't really say much about this place...
>>2045194
F-forget it, I don't want to talk about this anymore.
...TH-THE GAME IS OVER NOW! HURRY UP AND GIVE ME THOSE 100 PUSH-UPS!
>>2045204
Oh... I'm uh, so sorry. I didn't mean to accuse you or anything. I'm just kind of a bit stressed out, that's all.
>>2045259
>Sure.
>>2045220
Yuugi.
>>2045250
Sure you are.
>>2045265
>rubs tumtum
>assnah is never around
>suddenly appears
>picks up komaru again because he sees another person playing komaru
>assnah will vanish in 2 days and no more komaru
>>2045249
That was quite the spectacle... Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>2045236
Some old man from the park... told me to not tip the scale of balance... something along those lines.
>>2045249
Congratulations, Booties! You are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2045252
Hiyori
Well, with that out of the way, my half awake talking included, how is everyone?
>>2045202
It's not all that hard. All you gotta do is act normal.
>>2045217
Yeah, and you're not helping.
>>2045287
Your little flashlight trick isn't enough to make me believe you're a youkai.
>>2045289
I wanna fuck assnahs boipucci
>>2045289
>mfw anon is just shitting on Asuna just to shit on her
>mfw he probably doesn't even really give a shit and just wants to shit on people
>>2045297
Thanks for hosting... And congrats to the winner... Even if they are an odd choice for winners...
>>2045297
Congrats, Booties.
Thanks for hosting!
>>2045289
This.
>>2045297
Thanks for playing everyone!
>>2045297
I wouldn't have chosen any other victor. Thank you for hosting, and congratulations.
>>2045074
>The crop is somehow more lewder than the full image.
>>2045221
Alrighty then.
Ruri it is. So uh, what can you do as an android?
>>2045224
Yeah, I think so.
I'm not totally sure though.
You'd be better off asking Jolyne or her dad about it.
>>2045236
Oh, I gotcha.
I should do more of that.
I really don't think very often.
>>2045304
That's the hard part!
I don't know how to act normal!
I don't even know what normal is!
>>2045321
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2045280
>you see the girl run towards you at breakneck speed
Finally another health instructor!
>>2045280
I-It's alright... I've come to terms with it since.
I get it.
>>2045289
>never around
>was here two days ago
>and the day before that
>and the day before that
>>2045285
>Thanks a lot. I won't forget this.
>>2045321
Thanks for hosting <3
>>2045303
Ummm... Hello, old man... I'm doing fine I think, you...?
>>2045321
Congratulations.
Glad to see you host again, Mokou.
>>2045321
>came back to see that I was in the game
>thanks for hosting
>>2045302
>someone actually watched it
>I am just going to continually disappoint them like what I did with Mugen
>>2045321
Thanks for having us, Mokou!
>>2045331
>I hope not.
>>2045280
Why do it today when we could do it tomorrow, right?
>>2045321
Thank you for the game, Hikki bait.
>>2045327
I am programmed with many functions.
>>2045303
It's good to see you again, Tea Lord.
>>2045321
Oh, thanks for hosting.
>>2045249
>>2045297
...Well, 'twere slightly disappointing. Congratulations...things, and many thanks for having us, Lady Mokou.
>>2045280
This doth maketh but mine third day here, admittedly.
>>2045294
Hmmm? "Old man"?
>>2045303
I fare quite well, human, mine thanks to thou for asking.
>>2045327
It doth wonders for the mind and body alike, Foo Fighters, especially that of the ways of Tao.
>>2045303
I have been better, but it is nothing worth complaining about.
>>2045289
What do you expect from a catfishing 15 year old?
>>2045303
Okay, I suppose...
>>2045304
Tell him Tanaka's been skipping leg day or something.
>>2045241
...
>>2045331
As the person that tried to RP Junko before she magically reappeared and started RPing her again
You are a fucking shithead.
If someone wants to play a character that you don't play anymore, don't be a greedy shit.
>>2045321
Thanks for hosting.
>>2045327
Alright, well for one you could start with not taking other people's money. That's a key part in being human.
Second, uh...I dunno, don't act weird?
>>2045327
Alright... but what does she look like?
>>2045361
Yep, just some Old man. Meditating in the park
>>2045371
This. A thousand times this, it's a huge dick move.
>>2045339
Tired, but no more tired than each time I visit. Join me for tea while we wait for the next game?
>>2045358
Handshake complete. Great to see you as well, though.Its always nice to see a familiar pair of lips in a strange place like this.
>>2045370
Oh no, Dr Connors class.
>>2045368
Don't you go all "dot dot dot" on me!
>>2045358
AGENT J?!
>>2045371
Assnah was that terrible Junko? Jesus fucking Christ, that Junko was the worst piece of shit I've ever seen.
>>2045368
This better work, or else you're going down with me.
>>2045306
Fine you forced my hand.
Paru Beam!!!
>You start to feel your jealousy rise
>>2045389
Do you read
>>2045370
Pizza time!
>>2045381
Tea sounds like a good way to relax... Sure, I'll join...
>>2045303
Mmmm~ is that herb tea I smell?
>>2045370
PIZZA TIME
I
Z
Z
ATIME
>>2045246
Forget that... turn that into the sweet embrace of death.
>>2045370
PIZZA TIME!
>>2045384
I didn't say that... In fact, I didn't say anything.
>>2045391
Wh-What are you going to do...?
>>2045396
No, I'm watching a movie so I don't care enough to give a damn.
>>2045370
Pizza time...
I want to violently rape Blue Beetle
>>2045389
>Wasn't me.
>>2045371
>I picked her back up for a reason. It's a complete coincidence that it's right after we got a new one.
Tuturu
>>2045385
No, I am Commander S.
>>2045370
PIZZA TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
>>2045354
Well, like what?
What kinda stuff?
>>2045361
Could you teach me?
I mean, Tao.
It sounds like it's fun.
>>2045373
WHAT IS "WEIRD?"
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
>>2045376
>She pulls out a picture from her overalls of the two of them. She points to the girl on the right.
That's her.
>>2045411
If you don't give a damn then why post?
>>2045413
Hey if you somehow manage to overpower that guy then you deserve to-
>>2045398
Ah, excellent, do enjoy. Jasmine, being the namesake of my shop, is also my go to and favorite tea, and I hope it can be for you as well.
>>2045370
PIZZA TIME!!!
>>2045419
>complete coincidence
404
sides not found
Cheese pizza
>>2045423
Oh man, I want Liara to fit me up Shepard's tight rectum so I can experience some hot MPreg unbirth action.
>>2045329
Oh? You're a manager too?
AHAHAHAHA! IT TRULY IS A SMALL WORLD! It's nice to meet you, I'm Nidai Nekomaru! It's a pleasure to meet you, fellow instructor!
>>2045331
I'm sorry that you had to witness such a thing, I'm sure those Future Foundation assholes were behind this! Don't worry, we'll get them for sure!
>>2045353
DON'T YOU START SLACKING OFF ON ME NOW, KAZUICHI! YOU SWORE!
>>2045361
Only your third day? That's still longer than I've been here...
>>2045426
Listing recently used functions...
Audio Recording and Playback
Video Recording
Internet Browsing
>>2045426
Good, thanks for the help girl who punched though a vending machine.
Gotta go to sleep
Good night HG !
>>2045426
I...I don't really know. Honestly, you seem like you're doing a good job at being a human. You just gotta not bring up being a plankton.
>>2045444
Uh, look over there, Gundam's skipping legday again!
>>2045444
Actually, the future foundation helped rescue me from a city infested with killer robots and evil children.
So, uh...
>>2045393
Wh-why are you doing this to me?
Is it cause you...you think you're better than me, don't you?
Can you..can you just leave me alone!?
>>2045404
That's what I meant when I said "Dot dot dot", goddamn Hajime.
>>2045439
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>>2045441
>>2045459
Sleep well.
>tfw I'm having pizza two nights in a row
>I think I have a problem.
>>2045444
Polt! Heard of the sports kobold ckub!
Glad to meet ya! Whats your routine like?
>>2045434
>Picks up the cup and lifts it up to her face, her mouth being covered up by the cup now as she looks at you
... Say, what kind of tea is this...? Or is it your own specialized tea and I have to figure it out...?
>>2045376
What caused thou to introspect on that issue?
>>2045426
Admittedly, thou might findeth it...."Boring". Taoism is a rather...solemn belief, typically. Mind, I wouldst have no qualms in teaching thou, to be certain.
>>2045444
Aye, mine prince did "suggest" I come here, upon the insistence that I needst "get out more".
>>2045361
>>2045434
>If you happened to miss it
>>2045459
>Good night Ocelot.
>>2045477
No, you have pizza.
>>2045472
Come on, just slap some medi-gel after and it'll be like your anus was never violated by a grown man's body.
>>2045477
no no, you're doing fine, keep doing that.
>>2045477
Non-sense! I have tea each morning, noon, and evening of my life, and have done so for years. Pizza twice in a row is hardly anything unusual.
>>2045459
>Sleep well!
>>2045477
>There's nothing wrong with having the same food two nights I'm a row.
Gotta sleep
Bye
>>2045477
>in true trope fashion fire ignites in her eyes
Well looks like someone needs to burn off a few pounds from what youre saying!!
>>2045477
Do..do you have any to spare?
post your Avas and rate eachother
G'nite fags
>>2045481
I don't know really, he was just sitting there. And his aura was... captiving. Like he has discovered true peace on earth.
>>2045504
here's your reply, you fucking whore
>>2045516
no fuck you
>>2045516
I rate myself a 6/9
>>2045459
Sleep well!
>>2045477
>I've had pizza four nights in a row before
>>2045445
You can browse the internet?
Uh.. C-Can you search "planktons mating" and print out a few?
>>2045448
Oh, uh, my name's Foo Fighters.
>>2045460
Alright, I'll try to do that.
But, I don't really want to lie to people and tell them I'm human, y'know?
>>2045481
Boring?
Ehh.. I'll try it anyway. So what do I do first?
>>2045516
>if you insist
>>2045464
But I didn't *say* 'dot dot dot'...
>>2045517
>>2045504
Uh...good night...?
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>>2045517
>>2045504
>>2045459
>>2045528
10/10. but only because of Ibuki. everyone else sucks
