EXPRESS GAMES
FIRST 48
Minako
Tony hawk
>>2044304
Nidai Nekomaru
Ruri Ninjabayashi
>>2044274
Affirmative.
Awaiting input.
>>2044281
Information noted; stored.
>She bows.
'Thank you for the information.'
>>2044283
Farewell.
>>2044285
>She plays your voice back to you.
'Aikawa is a super great and smarterst high school student ever'
Save file?
Yes/No.
>>2044298
File not found.
Yukine
>>2044304
Mononobe no Futo
>>2044304
Andou
Sliver Queen
>>2044304
Martin Rauch
>>2044304
Parsee
Vic Viper
Omega
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>2044304
Maria and harusame
N I S H I M E M E A
Ringabel
>>2044304
Izayoi
>>2044315
Hows your day been going?
Captain Luna
Tenshi
>>204432
John Constantine
Mii Swordfighter
>>2044304
Misery
Kanno Naoe
Kurisu
>>2044304
Hikigaya Hachiman
The Booties
Ken Kaneki
>>2044304
Mutsu
Blue Beetle
Cocksucker
>>2044304
Garnet
Squid Girl
Bikko
Mii Gunner
Mokou's Lover
Memene
the Ghost
>>2044304
Shitposting Asshole
>>2044304
Yuma kuga
Female
Minako
Marco
Meme
>>2044290
Yikes. I honestly thought you were Martina.
Dangit Grandpa
>>2044337
>>2044286
>She cocks her head slightly
There art no end of nonhumans of any forme here, but I assumest thou refer to the clawed child.
Classy Raven
>>2044287
Ahh, sorry about that. I misinterpreted what you said, but I get your point now. Yeah, it sucks that that's the truth.
Wade Davis
Utsutsu
(stupid captcha...)
Eggman-kun
Cassie Cage
>>2044390
I got ya babe
>>2044304
Ririchiyo
>>2044331
Systems Check: Operational.
>>2044370
>Nope, although you aren't the first person to think that and ask me.
lol kys
>Yukine
>>2044398
I've got you covered, loser.
>>2044405
>mfw asked if you Eila in steam
>you said no
>I believed you
How could you senpai?
>>2044405
That's surprising.
>>2044315
yes!
Yurei
>>2044279
Sounds like... someone I know.
I return to find I'm not the only machine, once again.
>>2044400
Good, ya dun anything interesting today?
>>2044357
Hey babe, want "sum fuk"?
>>2044409
...
>Sanya
>>2044415
>I lied to almost everyone about it because a large amount of people already knew right off the bat because of someone talking about it in Circlekerk.
>When it comes to Avas, I always tell the first few to figure it out the truth and lie when too many people catch on.
>>2044418
Affirmative. File saved.
>>2044420
Affirmative.
I am Ruri Ninjabayashi, an android created by the Mahogasawa Foundation.
>She bows.
>>2044422
Affirmative.
>She extends a fist.
'Fist bump.'
>>2044315
And you're still doing that as well... grand.
>>2044411
Hmph. You better not expect me to be grateful for a small favor like that.
>>2044429
...
>Kamina
KAZUICHI SOUDA
>>2044420
Whoa, you're pretty huge.
>>2044427
Only if you fuck my eye socket mate
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
autism
sanya
>>2044304
Okay I kind of got slow at entering the tributes
I'm here to fuck some people.
>>2044450
>>2044398
Give this fucker my spot.
>>2044440
I've got you covered too.
>>2044395
Thank you anon.
>>2044443
>>2044446
>>2044450
If I counted correctly, I was one off from getting in
>Eggman-kun
>>2044443
WHAT? WHAT IS BEING THE MATTER, I TRYING TO BE SLEEPINK OVER HERE!!!
>>2044450
Its all good, lets skate.
>>2044432
>he extends his fist and they collide
>>2044450
Swap me with
>>2044394
>>2044432
Omega. The product of Project Elpis.
>>2044441
You haven't seen anything yet.
>>2044450
I have three chances to win!
>>2044455
>takes out my throbbing trouser snake and gives it a shake in your direction
Cum get it.
>>2044450
Good luck to you all.
>>2044435
>Not S-Sanya?
>Not AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2044450
Swap me>>2044350
for >>2044440
>>2044459
I only need a cozy blanket.
>>2044419
Be that so?
>>2044420
Beyond that...repetitive thing, I hath seen some three or so others, I doth believe, and there likely art more within this land.
>>2044450
Looks fine host.
>>2044450
>>2044440
GIVE
>>2044450
My 2nd Express Win is today
>>2044477
Nope, they also had stare-offs from time to time.
>>2044476
>>2044477
>>2044487
Oh, you guys are too nice to me!
>>2044433
Affirmative.
Compliment noted; stored.
>>2044466
>She plays the same audio file of an explosion from before.
Salutations.
>>2044470
Information noted; stored.
>She bows.
Salutations.
>>2044487
>>2044450
I won't question the circumstances, but I'd say it's alright.
>>2044463
I-I tried.
>>2044465
Someone told me you went to jail. A-Are you alright?
>>2044442
>fuckingly fucks your eyesocket
>you like this
That was good, we should do it again.
>>2044470
I don't think i'll like were this is going... not at all.
>>2044484
Yeah, her names Kyoko Kirigiri. She's a detective that doesn't want to do much besides busting criminals and stuff.
>>2044495
Don't mention it.
>>2044450
Alright Tenshi. I'll make sure to put you back where you belong.
>>2044499
I told you. I know.
>>2044506
>not wanting to suck Souda's cock
The only gay one here is you m8.
>>2044506
>Wanting to suck my schlong
There's no reason for it. I don't do anything to pull that kinda water.
>>2044508
I just did, so deal with it.
>>2044508
Can someone photoshop a dick in place of that Popsicle?
>>2044497
Sadly, I must take my leave once again. To the shadows!
>>2044522
W-well, don't do it again.
>>2044525
Can someone NOT do that, please?
>>2044497
>He frowns for a moment, seeming puzzled.
Yeah. Greetings.
>>2044507
Unless you decide to act as a Maverick you have nothing to worry about.
>>2044503
>cums fuckingly from eye socket
my turn deal
>pegs fuckingly
>you like this
>reveals i am actually a shemale
>you like this more
>cums
>>2044525
I can try. Give me a few minutes.
>>2044530
Thank you, Isabelle.
>>2044516
Makes me wonder how many guesses of yours have been incorrect...
>>2044502
Yes yes, they have bed and three meals for day here now let me be sleepink before cellmate forces me to shove cigarettes up my ass because you interupt her diggink escape tunnel ok honey?
>blows kiss from behind bars
>>2044507
And I remindest thou of her?
>>2044532
What the hell is a Maverick? Some sort of monster?
>>2044450
There were like a hundred swap requests but only two people actually needed to give their spots
Here's the bloodbath
>>2044540
>being this jealous
>>2044549
Its whoever I determine to be a threat.
>>2044540
Ok.
>>2044550
GIVE IT TO ME, NIDAI!
>>2044544
So far?
None since we had the initial discussion on the topic.
>>2044550
I would prefer to not run if it isn't necessary.
>>2044526
...Farewell, Asellus.
>>2044532
>She copies your facial expression.
...Computing...
>>2044550
Activating Running Protocol.
>Runs.
>>2044535
>enjoys it
>dies after an anal fissure
>Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
>It must have been something you said
>I just died in your arms tonight
>I keep looking for something I can't get
>Broken hearts lie all around me
>And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
>Her diary it sits by the bedside table
>The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle
>Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this
Th-Thank...y-you...M-Memene....I-I...loved...y-yo-...
>>2044547
A little bit... but it's not much. She's a lot more colder then you.
>>2044550
WH-WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT FROM!?
FIGHT ME LIKE A REAL MAN! WITH YOUR FISTS!
>>2044497
Ya still remember the fist bomb, good.
Actually, ya know what, I'm gonna learn you something. Ya ready?
>>2044550
Now this is a knife.
>>2044550
With this I won't have to use my powers...
>>2044568
I can't fight a man that has electricity pouring outta his eyes!
>>2044559
Okay... I now know not to mess with you at least.
>>2044567
In a "hostile" sense?
>>2044550
Move out.
>>2044550
Everyone is always a target.
>>2044576
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE AS LONG AS YOU BELIEVE AND TRY HARD ENOUGH, KAZUICHI! NOW GIVE ME 100, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
>>2044569
>She brings her arm back to her side.
Affirmative.
>>2044550
Luna and three others are already incapacitated
Some Touhou vs. Touhou
Some explosives that worked too well
>>2044580
Not like that, but in terms of personality. She doesn't really open up to a lot of people... from what I seen of her.
>>2044588
There's no time for push-ups! I gotta keep moving before someone kills me! You gotta do the same, man!
>>2044597
He makes me shamed to have gone to the same academy.
>>2044597
I never asked for this.
>>2044597
This is embarrassing
>>2044597
Chaff grenades, remember what you saw
>>2044597
OoOoOoOHHH, MAaAaAGiC!
>>2044597
It's honestly not that hard once you learn how easy it is to bypass their defenses.
>>2044566
>cries over the loss
>makes a deal with the jail
>is sent to the other universe where everybody has both sexual organs
>runs into your clone and sucks you peepee while fingering you vagoo
>cries cummies out of happiness
>bleeds from head
>>2044597
>She uses her hands to karate chop the tree all day.
>Chop. Chop. Chop.
>>2044597
There's only so much I can do, I really don't have a dream anyway.
>>2044550
You may have it. I've already emptied the bag, anyway.
>>2044563
A 'likely' story...but I won't pursue it.
>>2044597
>>2044620
Oh God, my back!
>>2044597
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP!
YOU HAVE TO KEEP PUSHING FORWARD, NO MATTER WHAT HARDSHIPS YOU COME ACROSS! NOW COME ON, FOLLOW ME TO VICTORY!
>>2044606
NONSENSE!
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR PUSH-UPS! Think about what will happen if you skip your routine! YOU'LL NEVER WIN WITH A MINDSET LIKE THIS!
>>2044591
>he puts down his skateboard
Ya see this?
>>2044597
Man, I've been waiten for ever for this package, I need knew wheels for my skateboard.
>>2044597
Boom head shot.
>>2044545
O-Okay. Love you.
>>2044597
Come, now, celestial, surely thou canst do better?
>>2044599
Aaaah, the "cold" sorts, then. I wouldst likely be the same, were it not for mine reverence of humans.
>>2044620
NIIIIIGHT ONE
>>2044618
>I enjoy this
>you get pregnant
>get kids
>you lose an arm or two
>a leg
>you're now a cripple
>I track down your 2nd being in this dimension so I can have my meme-3-way
>I never find her
>I shoot myself in the head
>>2044640
>>2044637
What made you change?
>>2044624
A shame. My own ladyfriend does not believe me when I tell her the truth.
>>2044626
I'll win if I don't waste my time with stuff like that! I'll do your 100 push-ups after we're done!
>>2044640
Ugh, I can't believe bathing water isn't drinkable...
>>2044640
I NEED A BURGER !!!!
>>2044628
Scanning...
>She stares intensely at the skateboard, her eyes glowing for a moment.
Affirmative.
>>2044640
Fire hazard detected.
>She begins drenching the supplies with water.
>>2044640
I WANNA LISTEN TO SOMETHING THAT'LL PUMP ME UP! Like this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVYup3Qwh8Q&index=113
>>2044648
>>2044640
Rest in bloody shreds!
>>2044640
Luckily I can run faster than that amputee.
>>2044647
As I said, I hath great reverence towardst humans, though at mine prince's suggestion, I art...attempting to "open up", so to speak.
>>2044649
STOP MAKING EXCUSES ALREADY!
>pushes you to the ground
YOU'RE NOT GETTING UP UNTIL I SEE YOU DO 100 PUSH-UPS. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
>>2044659
This is a skateboard, it's the foundation of skater culture.
>>2044641
>becomes single parent amputee
>cries forever
>dehydrates from all the crying
>dies
>kids feast on my body to survive
>they grow up to look like us
>one becomes a terrorist and the other a cop
>sucks your peepee in heaven while watching our kids
>>2044637
No mate I am referring to the things that go bump in the night, causes little kiddies to cry in their sleep, and causes mothers to commit suicide.
>>2044640
Flashing hair is like the opposite of camouflage
>>2044671
THEN I GUESS I'M GONNA BE LEFT HERE TO DIE!
>>2044525
>>2044669
You're only doing this because your prince asked for it? Well that's good that you're opening up to humans and all, I just wished it was your choice. Not your prince's choice.
>>2044683
I hope I win!
>>2044683
We should do that more often
>>2044675
Skateboard; noun; a short narrow board with two small wheels fixed to the bottom of either end, on which (as a recreation or sport) a person can ride in a standing or crouching position, propelling themselves by occasionally pushing one foot against the ground.
Information noted; stored.
>>2044683
Threat Level: 98.7%
>>2044683
But I don't even eat...
>>2044648
I'm not sure I'm getting the point of what you're trying to say...
>>2044683
Would you really call that whole phasing thing camouflage though?
Seems like cheating.
>>2044692
I hope you don't.
>>2044683
Wh-what did I ever do to you?
>>2044683
You're working with the cult.
>>2044688
>>2044678
>is stuck in heaven with you
>we watch over kids
>they eventually create incest babies
>they also end up as cripples after travelling multiple dimensions
>its memeception
>I enjoy you pepesuck me
>we live eternally happily ever after
>>2044699
Even with RNG, the Dangos band together
>>2044683
Wh-wha...?
Wh-where did everybody go...? Th-they probably just went out to catch breakfast... y-yeah, that's it...
>>2044686
PUSH-UPS!
NOW.
Stop being so stubborn and just get them over with! If you had started when I told you to, you would have been done by now!
>>2044703
I hope you learn to love me.
>>2044701
I genuinely did not make an entry for you apart from the ones you witnessed.
Not since you doubted my ability to sense your arrival, that is. Believe it or not, but I would rather you not doubt me when I am genuinely honest.
>>2044688
>>2044718
I should, but I'm not.
>>2044682
I hath hardly seen such things here, even the youkai art peaceful in this area, as thou shouldst realize, human.
>>2044691
As I hath said, I hath ne'er had a problem towards my former kindred, but rather I doth hold...grudges against the likes of youkai an' other spirits.
>>2044718
You have been standing your ground. Impressive.
>>2044718
Volume: 100%
>Plays an audio file of someone humming the American national anthem.
>>2044683
Damn!
>>2044696
I'm gonna teach you how to ride it, no tricks though.
>>2044718
Holding on to what I aaammmm,
pretending i'm a superman!
>>2044718
Stick near me and you'll live, Lady!
>>2044718
>>2044693
What a lovely evening... Carnage everywhere.
>>2044718
How about no ~de geso.
>>2044718
Dangans are the bane of my existence, I swear!
Heya.
>>2044719
Fine, I'll do 'em, but I'm only doing it for me, myself, and I!
>he does seven push-up's before giving up
Th-there, you happy now?
>>2044718
Parsee is a sharpshooter, or just really lucky
>>2044745
You're next
>>2044732
Oh... damn, your way of speech is really hard to get a grasp on. So you hate spirits and all that stuff. Alright.
>>2044750
Hey.
>>2044752
She finally killed herself
>>2044725
forgive me father for i have sinned
>>2044739
Affirmative.
>Her nose lights up a bright red.
Recording...
>>2044750
Salutations.
>She bows.
>>2044752
I am not programmed with 'Trust'.
>>2044750
Hello Plankton.
>>2044752
Yeah, same old same old.
>>2044715
>jesus sees what our kids are doing
>sends us to hell because of it
>i become devastated
>lose the rest of my limbs in an unfortunate smelting accident
>meet our kids there
>i fuck my son that looks like you
>we spawn hell babies that take over hell
>the universe collapses on itself
>there is nothing
>yukki creates the universe again
>we're alive
>we rape each other for day
>>2044718
I-I don't even like singing, why am I doing it so much?
>>2044752
How do you even mess that up?
>>2044755
We'll see, human.
>>2044721
It's not that big a deal, really. Surveillance can work wonders, after all.
>>2044752
Hahahha, BURN, contraption, BUR-
>>2044750
Ah, hello, Foo Fighters.
>>2044760
>She nods
Indeed, right thou art.
>>2044752
I-it's just a scratch! I'll be fine!
>>2044751
MAN UP, SOUDA! COME ON, I'LL DO THEM WITH YOU!
>he begins to start doing push-ups at lighting speed
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT! DON'T GIVE UP, KAZUICHI!
>>2044783
Okay okay... I think I understand. So, about this prince. He your boss or something?
>>2044752
Fuck.
>>2044767
>he does some basic riding, pushing his foot along the ground and letting the momentum carry him
>>2044796
One of you stay up first, I'm already in bed.
>>2044796
Who is ready for the detonation?
>>2044781
You think I bugged you.
>>2044796
Ah, I don't need this. I'm not worried about landmines.
>>2044797
Look, Nidai, we're getting behind now. We gotta start moving.
>>2044796
Alarm set for 1 hour.
Sleep Mode: Activated
>>2044805
>She records video of you doing this.
File saved.
>>2044796
Parsee shoots at more things
And if you stay on Easy, you'll never get better
>>2044796
It'd be wiser to split up and cover more ground.
>>2044760
Oh, hey, are you the guy that saw me punch that vending machine?
Cool beans.
Hi there dude.
>>2044767
Oh, uh, you don't have to be formal.
It's really not a big deal if you just say, like, "Yo!"
>>2044768
I have a name!
I'm more human than plankton, y'know..
>>2044783
Hey there, Feeto.
How're you doing?
>>2044819
EYE'M the strongest here, Cirno!
>>2044796
That was a shitty bed time story.
>>2044819
Okay, I get it, you figured out how the mail works.
>>2044819
D-did he really have to put it in such an embarrassing colour?
Nonetheless, I'm glad I survived.
>>2044811
Alright, now you try.
>he places the skateboard at her feet
>>2044796
Nothing like a nice relaxing night after a day of working out.
>>2044810
Hmph, fine. I'll make an exception, just this one time. But you better do those push-ups after the game is over!
>>2044819
Stand still, I'm not gonna hurt you, pal.
>>2044830
My name is Yurei. And you punching that vending machine, that was insane.
>>2044819
Scanning...
Calculating Fruit to Plastic Ratio...
0:1
>>2044830
>She plays an audio file. It's your voice.
'Yo!'
>>2044838
>She goes to stand on the skateboard, but is having trouble with it due to her slow and robotic movements.
Error.
>>2044830
Yeah, but I can't stop thinkin' about how there's plankton inside you. It's gotta feel really weird.
>>2044842
I will! I promise you that I will.
>>2044839
1-D and 2-D won't get along
Parsee keeps us from being completely peaceful
>>2044853
Here's that slide
>>2044809
Perhaps not you, but there are ways to sense a particular presence that I am aware of.
>>2044837
I'll get you soon.
>>2044859
You're alright with staying up all night, right?
>>2044859
Outer Hull breached.
Hull Damage: 37%
Systems Check: Damaged
>>2044846
A PROMISE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH! I WANNA HEAR YOU SWEAR ON YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE, KAZUICHI!
>>2044859
First I take a pile of sticks, then I... no, wait, that's not right...
>>2044802
Of a sorts, indeed, she is.
>She smiles
She were the one whom did perform upon me the ritual that didst made me what I am.
>>2044830
I hath but yesterday attained mine first victory here, and had a most thrilling defeat at another's hands.
>She bows, smiling
And many another thing, but aye, things hath been quite...well for mineself.
>>2044859
>>2044853
>Ririchiyo also died solo
