LLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT
YOUR CHAMPION, NU 13, DEFENDS HER TITLE AGAINST 47 OTHER SUPERSTARS IN THE HUNGER GAMES
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XQbdqfq-3E
Matsuda
Mii Swordfighter
Brock Lesnar
Squid Girl
Sans Cena
Spy Cena
>>2002030
Neptune
>>2002030
Kazuichi Souda
>>2002008
Yeah, but you still smell really good! I guess this is expected of a hero like you!
THE SPIRIT SQUAD
>>2002030
Yurei
Lapis fucking Lazuli
Martin Rauch
Kat
>>2002030
Maria and Harusame
Mii Gunner
>>2002030
Boba Fett
>>2001992
Sure.
Koyomi Araragi
Eggman-kun
Sol Badguy
You're a dead man, Fett.
Saryn
UNUSED CHARACTER
>>2002030
Ruby Gloom
Stocking
Tiny Captain
Sheamus
>>2002030
A Bucket of Raspberries
Bikko
>>2002000
Lightweight transport.
>>2002030
Ougi Oshino
Chiaki
Klopp
>>2002030
Regular Spiko
Misaki Mei
Minako
>>2002030
Misery
Kamen rider Mach
>>2002030
John Henry Eden
Kurisu
Bob
Tony hawk
YOUR HOST, DEAN AMBROSE
Cirno
>>2002030
Garnet
Thank you all for participating the last game.
Clover
>>2002030
Johnny Joestar
Akatsuki Ousawa
The Booties
>>2002030
Carlos "El Charro" Calaca
Otako
Neville
Kneesocks
Marco
Ene
Lenny
Squid Kid
Welsh Xavi
Iceberg-chan
Meme
Ankuu and Eiji-kyun
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Kino
>Thanks post timer
Machi
>>2002067
I ought to get me a lighter one, but I heard they jam up more.
..Ugh, I hate having these conversations.
Ayano Aishi
>>2002115
>>2002030
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2002047
I guess when you think about it, we aren't that different from each other.
>He smiled a little bit
It really is a small world...
>>2002115
Kandy.
>>2001998
Mechanic? then prove yourself you're a mechanic, Big guy.
I don't care who has the better hair or not, You're just joking with me, I can see it on your eyes!
>>2002114
Maybe I'll be senpai's own.
>>2001964
>She wraps her arms around him and lays her head against his shoulder, tightly hugging him
Thank you...but don't think of this as anything but a hug! You got that?
>>2002115
That would be me, K.
>>2002112
Well, it was all I could afford at the time and now I'm stuck with it. It has done its job though.
>>2002115
Sup.
>>2002128
Well geez, how the hell do y'want me to prove I'm a mechanic? S'not like I can fix you up or something like that.
>>2002056
May the best hunter win.
EILA
>>2002115
There's no better K, we're just different.
>>2002008
>She starts looking on her map, no country with such name appears on it.
Hmmmm...
>>2001964
I asked myself the same once, killing people without hesitation in self defense. But that's something that comes with my lifestyle. We're both as humans as anybody else.
>>2001991
Actually you're the first one who uses some sort of machine to fly around, the last two persons who can defy the rules of physics can just fly for reasons I don't know about.
>>2002137
Are you implying Marco isn't filler?
>>2002131
I won't. I'm not that perverted Minako. Trust me on that.
>>2002084
>>2002065
>>2002061
>>2002046
>>2002042
>>2002041
>>2002037
Prepare yourselves so-called luchadores.
For tonight is the night I win and claim the superslam for real wrestlers!
>>2002137
It's not that big of a deal. I'm not much for wrestling anyways.
>>2002137
Ha! Losers.
>>2002137
>i entered bucket of raspberries as well
>>2002137
But anon I doubt they are fillers.
>>2002150
u-uhh... I'm gonna w-win it for the boxing c-club! A-also the spotlight!
>>2002147
Still am
>>2002137
Oh yes, woe is me.
>>2002150
Rest assured, I have recalibrated my skills in strength and know just what to do to achieve victory. You will never see it coming, my friend.
>>2002106
>drags to bed
>>2002171
If you're going to post filler every thread, at least have the decency to post something nice
>>2002149
Good to know. There's quite a few perverts here and well...you can't be too careful around here.
>missed Superslam
rooting for Maha
>>2002136
Ever tried riding a horse instead?
>>2002165
...but only because I won before
>>2002186
Post entry.
now.
>>2002141
Well then... How about removing a bracelet without forcing it? No wait, that would be stupid.
Whatever, you win this time, Pink hair.
>>2002137
pep can always swap with whoever wants pep to
>>2002137
I was just too slow.
>>2002186
post ava and I'll swap with ye
>>2002186
>Rooting for Maha
Didn't think I had fans.
>mfw playing Fallout: New Vegas
>Hoover Dam battle, sided with Based Legion
>Slaughtered everybody with the Gauss Rifle
>mfw watching the ending and everybody either gets enslaved or dies
Legion has the best ending tbhwyf
>>2002217
>siding with Legion
>ever
I mean, it has the best ending if you're an edgy 16 year old.
>>2002217
>I love acting like a roman asshole.
>But the house always wins brah.
>>2002219
some people think pep is filler too, you get used to it
>>2002185
I know that from experience. This place here can get real crazy when it wants too. But I think I can manage it, I just need to be careful.
Suguri
>>2002219
uhh... r-right...
>>2002044
Well of course, us hero's gotta stay clean, and all.
>>2002087
Thanks for having us, Gem Queen!
>>2002146
Uh...Well, I wouldn't expect it to be on your map.
Since it's kinda, far away and all.
>>2002150
>jumps out from the shadows even though you didn't acknowledge her
No YOU better prepare yourself! Cause I'm here to reclaim my belt.
>>2002149
>Hey, did I miss your reply? Sorry if I did, I make that mistake a lot.
>>2002069
Good luck.
Alright, I've got Kana for 500k and Fett for 1 mil and 800 credits.
Anyone else you want dead?
>>2002194
Well as long as they talk its okay.
Is 4chan shitting the bed for anyone?
>>2002235
>not going for independent route
>>2002217
>taking anyone's side but your own
>>2002245
>You did miss reply. I said something along the lines of The Talker being a boring nickname.
>>2002255
Kill yourself for 2 mil
>>2002255
>slides 450k bucks
get Ruby.
>>2002257
posting is taking longer than normal for me but wasn't sure if that was just my internet fucking up or not
>>2002219
>forgot pic
>>2002236
I will never "get used" to such an insult!
>>2002245
You STOLE the belt cat thief, and I am here here to take it back for wrestling!!
>>2002268
>choosing BoS and/or NCR over House
I never knew a man could have taste THIS shitty
>>2002269
I go alone
THIS MATCH IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IS FOR THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE ROSTER
CHECK IT
SWAP IT
AIKAWA WHY DOES YOU THING BREAK WHENEVER IT FEELS LIKE IT?
>>2002258
>It ain't really that independent, besides I like house.
>>2002268
>Hey man, atleast it's not the NCR
>>2002256
>I've only got those two images, and I've just used 'em up. Do you know how difficult it is finding decent pictures of buckets of raspberries?
>>2002294
Sure, lets go.
>>2002298
Well you contribute so its fine I guess.
>>2002294
Looks great, lets get going.
>>2002256
>>2002177
>puts arm under pillow
>rests head on pillow
whether you ignore me or not, and I won't wait for a reaction, night
>>2002293
You're cute.
>>2002273
Not how it works.
You have to ask someone else to do that.
>>2002274
>He takes the money.
>>2002255
>Throws 600k.
I want some fried squid, by the morning.
>>2002294
Swap me with
>>2002098
>if he says no give it to
>>2002101
>>2002294
Ready to head out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1bAsVQY11U
>>2002315
>>2002219
You will never see me coming.
>>2002294
Hm. How long has it been since my last fight?
>>2002270
>>2001746
Wha-? Lame? Alright, you think of something better.
How about...Talk King! Sort of fits with mine, doesn't it?
>>2002276
STOLE it? What do you mean I STOLE it!?
I won that belt fair and square! And I'm winning it again!!
>>2002294
Let's go!
>>2002315
>punches face
he go alone
>cody
>>2002269
i work alone in the wasteland that betray me
>courier
>>2002294
It's fine.
>>2002294
>>2002093
swap
>>2002310
Night.
>>2002269
Independent Vegas is the only Vegas I can accept
>>2002246
Ah, thank you for the support, Hajime...
Though, I don't know if I'd be able to survive long enough...the wrestling scene's no place for a gamer...
>>2002324
Ruby, you're the coolest. Don't tell the other person I called that that.
>I'm going to be out for a while, see you later.
>>2002324
Don't give it to me pham, I already got Matsuda in, I don't need two in when it's busy hours, I just wait 1 min before entering a 2nd. I'd rather enter just Matsuda & have some else have a good time.
>>2002294
Looks good.
>>2002056
>>2002294
...
So we're in the same district.
>>2002321
>He pockets the cash.
Calamari it is.
>>2002344
I'll try not to disappoint you. Don't expect much though.
>>2002294
I hope you enjoy the taste of losing "tributes"
>>2002336
I call guano, no child like you could ever get that belt fairly.
>>2002336
Talk King? Now I think we're just overblowing it. Maybe... The Negotiator. That's pretty cool.
>>2002240
I've been here for quite a while myself, I'm still not used to the whole "dying in the arena and coming back to life afterward" part of it though.
>>2002361
You can kill the BoS for their shit and you can get better Riot armor in Lonesome road nigga
>>2002294
Let's go, Slow Dancer!
>>2002357
See ya later.
>>2002126
>She gives you a warm smile in return.
The world is actually too big, but that's why I like it.
>>2002245
How far is "kinda far away" and how much time should it take me to get to Heksville by just riding Hermes?
[ Not too much I hope, I have a lifespan as well.]
>>2002328
Wha-
>>2002338
W-what was that for?
>>2002379
Sure, but you can't use it unless you have Power Armor training (which is BS btw). I think I'll play Old World Blues so I can become an edgy cyborg swordsman like Raiden
>>2002344
>>2002324
DONE
AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION,
N
U
THIIIIRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM3tq-0rHAI
RING THE BELL
>>2002354
"If you just do it, things will turn out okay." Isn't that what you said?
>>2002378
I don't think no one here is used to that whole think yet. I mean, how can you? It's impossible.
>>2002388
I think that the world is pretty small... but that's probably because i'm still living in Japan.
>>2002388
Really wish I could tell you.
I don't even know how I got here, to be honest.
>>2002373
Hey! This "child" can kick some real butt, and I'll prove it to you in the ring.
>>2002376
A-..Ah..That is pretty cool.
(Gosh, I'm so lame.)
>>2002297
>>It ain't really that independent
>How so?
>>2002413
I don't know what we're using this for, but let's go!
>>2002413
Um...thanks?
>>2002413
>>2002413
He's trying to follow me on foot!?
No way.. He's gotta have something up his sleeve!
>>2002413
>floats away from the cornucopia
>>2002413
I got it everyone, I can win this time! Or fail miserably at the end.
>>2002413
Time to put this stuff on, and get out of here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7PDKYOF3Nk
>>2002419
I know right, I didn't know I had that in me.
>>2002425
>Yesman is in control really, or maybe I'm remembering this very wrongly.
>anywho I'll be gone now.
>>2002413
Let's go fo four.
>>2002413
This is the day that i will make Dean Ambrose kiss me arse, i can feel it.
>>2002413
Let's rock.
>>2002413
If anything, this would mess up my skating, but whatever.
Cmon kiddo, Wrestlemania 32's comin and the world needs to be awed by the girl with one leg.
Take it with a grain of salt, but I bet that squid hit that little kid on purpose, that human hate's strong in her.
>>2002451
I got my finger over the rig button Sheamus, all it takes is just one press...
>>2002437
>Nabs that pocky
>>2002445
>I'm replaying 3 right now, but IIRC Yes Man kind of takes a back seat
>See you later though
>>2002475
Come back and fight me like a real bucket.
>>2002475
A-atleast i got this shiny gold belt, fella. What do you got? A new arsehole in a few days, no doubt.
Howdy!
>>2002475
I'm..
In the girl's locker room!?
>>2002413
This is like...a power-up, right?
I'll...see if I can make use of this out there...with all those buff men.
>>2002417
That's...correct!
I should...learn to follow...and remember my advice more...
>>2002475
my arm!
>>2002475
THANKS FOR THAT, RUBY'S FRIIIIIEEEEEND
>>2002485
>counternabs
>feeds to kyoko
>>2002489
howdy you fucking weed
>>2002475
Just take it easy on me Deano, show me what you got.
>>2002475
Nothin happening today.
>>2002475
Damn! She got away... but I know that she isn't going to be using that arm anytime soon. So the next time we met, she will be weak.
>>2002489
Uh... hey talking flower.
>>2002475
Oh c'mon, Its just a sledgehammer, no need to be such a bitch about ittt.
>>2002475
I was trying to show him my broken leg...
>>2002475
And I thought I was bad at this...
Uhh....Otako, was it? I'd find it's best if I were to forfeit this match...no?
WELP.
SO MUCH FOR THAT CHAMPION, DIDN'T EVEN LAST ONE NIGHT NOW DID SHE?
WHO'S GONNA REPLACE HER?
>>2002444
Right then! Negotiator it is.
>>2002475
Y-you're like a..like something people use but..when you're on your own you're like..inanimate..you're a tool! A tool!
>>2002489
Howdy yourself...
>>2002489
What's up plant.
>>2002489
Great.
>>2002475
Get back here you little puke!
>>2002475
>Ollies over the ropes
Fuck that, i'm not dying today!
>>2002520
I don't need this right now.
Hey have you guys seen a big golden bird around?
>>2002520
Ahhh!!
>>2002419
You don't know you arrived here either?
[ What's wrong with these people? It's like they got kidnapped or something ]
>Kino and Hermes ponder about things....
>>2002418
Traveling is not for everyone, but the fact that this place exists just proves how huge this world is.
>>2002520
Did I...hear that announcement correctly?
Yes, I think I did...the champion's out of the ring...so, that leaves out one potential problem.
>>2002489
...
>>2002520
I'm scared he'll hit me with his wooden board
>>2002499
What was that? I could've SWORE I heard someone call me amazing. What a friendly compliment!
>>2002505
Hello, talking human. Don't you just LOVE stating the obvious? I sure do!
>>2002523
Ooh, looks like SOMEBODY's got a bad case of attitude! What's wrong, miss?
>>2002524
The sky. In fact, I don't remember the last time the sky WASN'T up.
>>2002525
Great what? You got a problem with me?!
>>2002538
There was a big golden bird hanging around not too long ago. You must have missed him.
>>2002520
Why would you do that!?
>>2002520
Take the driver's seat, I'll take the back.
>>2002520
You seriously have nothing to worry about, I don't plan on killing anybody.
>>2002538
I saw something like that.
>>2002538
"No I have not seen a gold bird."
>>2002522
I got a question... do you feel bad that I came up with that name? Be honest now.
>>2002538
Nah, I haven't see any birds here.
>>2002543
You mind if I traveled with you? I would love to explore the world with you.
>>2002555
No need to be a dick about it.
>>2002520
That will need to be proven.
>>2002555
Depends if you're in orbit. In that case the sky would be down.
>>2002555
Huh? Attitude? I was just repeating what you said in a friendly manner...
>>2002489
Sup dude?
Now that's more like it kiddo, you'll be champion doing all that in no time.
Sh-sheamus.
Why are there tater tots on your new T-shirt?
>>2002520
You run away from a guy and two girls in skirts? What do you use that butterknife for, fella? Peeling taters?
>>2002520
Looks like it's gonna collapse any second...
>>2002555
Take a wild guess, freak.
>>2002551
>>2002562
>hides
>>2002558
>>2002563
Really, where'd it go?
>>2002565
Oh well, thanks anyway.
>>2002569
Really? I could swear it came by here.
>>2002520
I saw that one coming. Well, atleast now I can games.
>>2002579
I'LL GET THE TWO OF YOU!
>>2002588
No clue. People just come and go as they please.
Hah, I knew that nu girl was worth nothing.
>>2002555
Remember who your boss is soulless flower
>>2002579
Certainly Senor! Shame my only fans these days are the fellow undead.
>>2002588
"Why are you looking for it?"
>>2002579
Jeez, What did I do to you people, fucking assholes.
>>2002543
Kidnapped? No, I don't think so..but then again, there's no way to know for sure.
But in truth, I simply woke up here, with no memories of how I got here, or what this place was, of course.
>>2002569
Wha-? Why would I feel bad? It's super cool.
>>2002579
(I don't want to fight her..)
>>2002579
...That's actually your head, fella. No wonder that sol guy thought it was shit
>>2002579
Tell Shorty I love him
>fake deaths in a very convincing manner
>>2002579
Huh...?
Wait, don't g-
Oh, goodness...did I approach him too strongly?
My charisma would've gone down gradually if this were one of those wrestling video-games...
>>2002579
>>2002579
I thought a match between champions would be fun. Oh well.
>>2002579
Soda is taking advantage of girls again! Someone stop that madman!
>>2002595
Yeah sure whatever dude.
>>2002579
For a cripple, you sure do know how to fight.
>>2002588
Why are you even looking for it? Does it have some sort of power to it?
>>2002604
Alright... I was just checking as all.
>>2002579
>>2002605
It's pretty awful.
>>2002579
I have a long way to go Dean.
>>2002613
Dude? And what is that thing... A plank with wheels?
Holy shit kid, where have you been hiding this tag team power?
H-hold on...I can see your magical bullshit from he-
>Dies
>>2002620
Tell me about it. Hey, if you ever need to take ashit but are all out of toiler paper
>tosses
>>2002631
Wake me up when that idiot is done talki -
>>2002631
I need to get medkits for them.