HG thread
Continued from here>>2001438
Powermaces are making a killing as players claims the town.
>>2001462
Lapis. When I say here, I mean around this timeframe. For the several past days I only hosted at night.
>>2001468
http://steamcommunity.com/id/The_Riderman
>there you go broski, its all yours
>>2001466
Fuck yeah dude!
Now we just gotta find an ocean in Kansas.
That's.. That's the first thing.
>>2001402
Hey, look, I seriously don't remember asking for your pretentious little comment so why don't you take it back and go on somewhere? Thanks.
>>2001419
Don't even joke around like that. My sister is the perfect queen and I'm just the pawn.
>>2001422
An intelligence agent? That's just another way of saying you're a spy isn't it?
>>2001495
I swear! You want to try it for yourself?
>>2001493
You ain't meant for the arena Brock, get outta town while you still can.
>>2001461
>>2001493
I'm prepared for everything!
>>2001438
Screw off.
I can handle it.
>He flicks a spark onto the fire, igniting it. >>2001454 (Bikko)
Save it.
Now, this can be easy or this can be hard.
Your choice.
>>2001493
I'm feeling lucky.
Let's go.
>>2001493
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>2001493
Why the hell am I writing a letter to Trump?
>>2001512
>Screw it, give me the bottle.
>>2001493
Hey I go this reference!
>>2001516
Oi!
Leave her alone!
>>2001511
....Wow. Way to ''thank'' me for my little peice of free advice. And people call me arude ''ice queen''. FIIIIIINE!
>>2001511
You're both just annoying pawns, woman. Take that much from me. You're just a pawn to a pawn, it's a pretty sad spiel then again, both of you are rather sad beings...
>>2001502
Just gotta keep going down, Johnny boy, we'll hit water eventually.
>>2001493
Clover continues to be one with nature as another fight breaks out tonight. It looks like Naoe is trying to get a kill every slide as well.
>>2001527
>Hands him the bottle
Don't expect much, it's only water.
>>2001513
You
Me
Wrestlemania
I will tear your limbs apart before you can even rev up Charlie or pull Barby out of your ass.
>>2001426
[ You're such a good man! ]
Right? I'm in your debt Mr. Yurei.
>>2001481
Not at all, I'm just a traveler who happens to come across this country you people call "The Arena". I'm here to learn your ways of living.
>>2001493
I don't belive much in this weird magic....
>>2001542
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH THIS MONEY!
>>2001542
Hound of Justice!
>clap clap
>clap clap clap
>>2001539
Alright, new idea.
Underground horse races.
>>2001542
It's all acording to my plan.
>>2001542
Oops, sorry.
>>2001516
>>2001454 (Bikko)
>Fucking hell.
>>2001529
You expect me to listen?
Idiot...
>>2001514
>>2001542
>He glances at Aikawa menacingly.
Didn't I tell you to stay out of my business?
>>2001542
Well shit, good job I guess.
>>2001485
Wouldn't be the first time, I'm sure I've upset someone somewhere along the line.
>>2001477
I can handle myself kid.
>>2001470
Where you taking me? I appreciate the lift, but you could tell me whete you're taking me.
>>2001543
>He drinks some of the liquid
>....Holy shit. It is only water.
>>2001542
Uuughaa, avenge Riki...
>>2001542
>>2001546
YA SEE THIS BROCK?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA STEP ON MY STREET.
HELL, I MIGHT EVEN GIVE YA BARBIE, CAUSE YOU SURE AS FUCK ARE GONNA NEED IT FOR ME!
>>2001561
What?
Ohhh I'm in the game!
Well I hope you don't mind being trapped here.
>>2001561
Why do you even want to kill her?!
What did she do to you?
>>2001562
No!
I got this!
>>2001500
Got it, I just sent you the invitation.
>>2001547
Don't think anything of it. I'm just being helpful as all.
>>2001511
Mayyyybe-
>>2001542
>the trap springs a trap
>>2001542
Several of you are trying to learn for an advantage. Let see if it works tonight.
>>2001567
Are you implying i need more than a bare hands to tear you a new shithole? You are a funny guy, Dean. But you are still a mad dog. And the vet is coming to give you your final shot.
And everyone can beat up little girls. Remember Seth Rollins?
>>2001565
I told you so, didn't I? I found that empty bottle in the cabinet and I filled it with water to make people think I was going crazy and drinking.
>>2001577
IT HURTS IT HURTS ALOT!
>>2001555
That's some next level shit, man!
How would that even work, I mean I guess we could grab some fancy drill things from one of those Gurren guys, and like, attach them to the front of our horses, Nyo-ho ho, that actually sounds fun as hell!
>>2001573
>Aight, got it.
>>2001577
>He cuts through them like butter.
>>2001582
>Why would you want people to think that? It will only hurt your chances of making friends and all that crap.
>>2001577
Why are you shaking Sanya?
>>2001556
>>2001562
>>2001542
You piece of shit!
That was MY bounty you just killed!
250k, down the fucking drain!
>>2001570
Just shut up.
I'll find a way out if you don't get in my way.
>>2001571
I kill someone, I get payed.
It's how bounty hunting works.
>>2001530
You call that advice? If anything it was just a poorly worded insult.
But whatever. I don't really care.
>>2001538
You say like you're not in the same boat we are...
>>2001542
I look away for like *one* second and I get impaled. Just great.
>>2001576
I'm keeping my eye on you.
But, you know, not really because I have a lot of better shit I could be doing and will be doing instead.
>>2001593
okay.
what ever happened to kano (shuuya)? different ava?
>>2001577
Oh my stars, another fight breaks out. The winner is not too surprising given their performance so far.
>>2001593
You can't kill her!
You will have to deal with my first!
>>2001594
Oh trust me, lady. If i wanted to insult you, you'd know it. Toodles and stay a sour grape.
>>2001586
Let's get this idea flowing, I think we're really onto something here. And we can put one of your jokes on the banner, shit'll bring in so many people.
Steel Ball Run #2: Underground; Hosted by Gyro and Johnny!
>>2001577
How you didn't get the reference?
To be honest I don't know neither, so.
let's forget about that...
>>2001593
Huh?!
Are... you talking to me?
>>2001601
Goddamn it, are you serious, I swear, I have the worst luck...
>>2001581
What about Seth Ro-
>>2001601
>
>>2001575
I'm grateful for your coope-
>>2001577
>>2001588
>After being slashed by the person she was talking to, Kino wakes up outside of the arena. Once again, she walks out of the room and towards the audience area.
[ And then the nice guy just turned against our backs! ]
...Easy, I expected this much for this place.
>>2001599
MIA since December, famiry.
>>2001571
Nah, I'll just be scarce for awhile. Don't worry about.
>>2001561
Yeah yeah, see you later kid.
>>2001601
...
Well..
Seems like if I kill you I will also get your gold aswell!
>>2001594
We are but you seem to be forgetting about the simple fact that we have to keep it sub rosa, you've really dumbed down to her level now, haven't you?
>>2001597
That's not what your maths teacher ever said to you.
>>2001588
It's only meant as a prank, I didn't really think it would affect my ability to make friends...
>>2001495
Really? Hmm.
How about "The Talker"? That sounds pretty important.
>>2001547
Huh? Well that sounds pretty important to me, anyone is important, really.
Contrary to the way I look, my living conditions aren't...well, perfect.
I mean, it works for me, but other people might say otherwise.
>>2001620
I know, I did better!
>>2001601
Sorry, I didn't really accept, but the tree hit you and apprerantly that's my fault...so yeah.
>>2001601
There's something wrong when the peace is the most peaceful slide.
>>2001601
Hah... too...worn out
>>2001601
>>2001613
>>2001624
The polar opposite is more fitting for you, trash.
i have to leave
I will see you soon
>>2001608
Johnnny buddy, you're really talkin' my langue here.
>>2001601
I never thought that I was the last person standing...
>>2001627
This could be very useful, at least for defending myself.
>>2001601
Now pay up. I did the deed.
>>2001616
Sorry about that whole... killing you thing. I wasn't me at the time! I swear it!
>>2001622
>You sound a little... what's the word. Worried? Are you worried about not having friends?
>>2001631
but my average was pretty good!
>>2001630
Whats that?
You n me in Superslam NEXT?
YA FUCKING GOT IT BROCK.
>>2001577
>Bribes Yurei.
It's nice being on the other end for once.
>>2001597
>He turns, and begins trying to find an exit by knocking on he stone walls, looking for hollows.
>>2001605
I'm not going to waste my time on a runt like you.
>He begins to walk away.
>>2001601
>He seems on edge.
>>2001609
Who else would I be talking to?
Look, give me the corpse and we'll call it even.
>>2001618
*sigh*...
Hard way it is.
>>2001627
>He picks up a large concrete slab with a handle, tied up with cables.
How'd this get here?
>>2001637
And we'll split the profits 80/20.
>>2001618
I don't want to lose your smile!
No matter what you say I will do it!
>>2001627
Like NepNep said, never go to the feast.
>>2001635
Bye-bye!
>>2001627
I'm not hungry, but this could just be a bunch of worms in my stomach speaking.
>>2001644
The average of 0 is still 0, even you should be able to draw that equality.
>>2001647
Bring it.
>>2001648
H-How much did they pay you!
>>2001606
Yep! Bye byeeeee.
>>2001620
We could be talking about some mundane after school tea party club right now for anything anyone else knows. Don't be such a worry wart.
>>2001627
Clover will not calm down.
Misery enjoys some company.
Sol is just having a bad day. No bounty and taken out by fire.
>>2001648
>watches
no, wait
>>2001601
>dies
>>2001648
>is die
>>2001648
The corpse...? Oh did you mean "that".
Sure, It's over here.
>>2001671
Aww...
Now he took my money..
>>2001649
I like the sound of 90/10 more, nyo-ho ho.
>>2001642
I...actually am worried about that.
I don't want to end up living my life all alone with nobody to talk to or be there for me.
>>2001671
Steady.... Fire!
>The arrow pierces through them
Good shot!
>>2001684
>trying this hard to prove your point
>>2001671
>>2001671
This is strange.
>all the Miseries get struck by lightning
Ow.
>>2001481
I-I'm sorry, Kat. I didn't mean for this to happen...
>>2001671
Four try to strike it rich. The other three are just content lying under the stars.
>>2001664
The sole reason I'm worrying is because you're losing your brain cells faster than anything else, any more and your skull would turn into a cracked walnut without the nut to be there.
>>2001689
>trying this hard to shitposting
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>>2001698
I can finally afford the hospital bill.
>>2001698
It looks so pretty
I hope to escape and see the sky again...
>>2001661
250k.
>He acts like it's nothing.
>>2001672
>He breaks through a hollow, and leaves Aikawa's corpse behind.
>>2001676
>He heaves Bikko's body over his shoulder.
Much obliged.
>He walks off.
>>2001671
>He tries to block, but his blade snaps like a toothpick.
>The rest of him follows.
>>2001686
No way! You're probably loaded already, with those grills.
How much did those even cost you, anyway?
>>2001687
>He places his hand on her shoulder
>Minako... you shouldn't worry about being alone and stuff. I can tell that you're a nice girl to hangout with. So, don't worry about it.
>>2001698
Let's go everyone! Time to get rich!
>>2001623
You can fly, aren't you revered as some sort of goddess? A lot of countries would worship someone like you.
[ And probably try to force you into all sort of experiments ]
>>2001642
I understand, I just...
>Her body shivers, like she was inside a fridge.
I can't get used to death in just one day.
>Sol not being shit for once.
The fuck is going on?
>>2001711
There is no sky. It's all darkened here.
>>2001698
As the finale approaches, the remaining continue to be peaceful with each other.
>>2001713
I.. I will pay you more to leave her alone!
>Shows a large amount of gold.
>>2001694
It's okay..I needed an excuse to shower, anyway.
>>2001719
Ahh, I wish.
They treat me like some sort of monster, like I'm the cause of all their problems.
It's a real bummer, considering the thing's I do for them, but I won't let that stop me.
>>2001728
He's attacking my crippled waifu, and I wont stand for it.
>>2001713
>is now dead
>retires Bikko
>>2001623
The Talker... Sounds pretty lame to be honest. But hey, I can make it work.
>>2001719
I can't get used to it either. Sometimes, I just don't think about it at all.
>>2001728
>He got good.
>>2001733
Hello Murloc, I'm Misery.
Oh.
Uh, Superslam's after this game.
>>2001728
Who?
>>2001713
goodbye.
>>2001735
>tugs on shirt
>>2001732
There has to be!
>>2001739
So heroes don't shower regularly? Huh...
>>2001745
>retiring Bikko
SOL I'M SO GOING TO RP FIGHT YO ASS
>>2001750
Yes!
>>2001733
It also seems that some of you are losing your mind.
>>2001750
Cool.
>>2001750
Riki is excited!
>>2001714
Actually, I got em' from a guy, who knew a guy, who knew a guy, lots of connections and shit.
Goodnight !
>>2001745
And nothing of value was lost that day.
>>2001764
DO IT
>>2001770
....Can you hook me up with blue ones?
>>2001773
Bedtime!
>>2001745
>retires Bikko
Welp thats it, no more reason for me to be here
>>2001760
Y'might as well stop hoping, because it's not the same sky you remember. It's a disgusting shade of green now.
>>2001750
I've been trainkink for this one! I'll win ~de geso!
>>2001767
I'm not doing this again, sorry.
>>2001745
Cripple Chan? CRIPPLE CHAN? CRIIIIPPLE CHAAAAAAAAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQSj3R3Hr38
>>2001700
My grey matter is tucked safely inside my dome and the only way its actually gonna go anywhere is if a bullet came through and ripped it apart, and really, if that happened there's no point in worrying about me then either because I would be deader than dead.
So stop worrying.
>>2001735
Give me an exact price.
>>2001745
Alright, who wanted the cripple dead?
>>2001756
>He keeps walking.
>>2001764
I'd rather not waste my time.
I'm a bounty hunter, not some street fighter.
>>2001750
This is going to be good.
>>2001780
>trainink ~de geso
>>2001783
kana ignores me, bring me to bed instead
>>2001767
Misery has a normal day while everyone else trains or complain.
>>2001776
I dunno,I had to jump through a shit ton of hoops for these, but since you're my buddy, I'll see what I can do.
>>2001767
We are already close to an end...
>>2001779
And you're going to say that the moon is red for a reason? I-I don't believe you!
>>2001789
Thanks Sol. I knew I could count on you.
>>2001795
Ow. Hm, it's a nice day outside.
>>2001785
I'm not talking about your actual matter...ugh, I'm talking about your brain activity, I'd rather not have an actual idiot as acquintance. It'd be detrimental to both of us, you realise that right?
>>2001789
I don't know..
I haven't valued the golden yet, I received it moments ago.
>>2001795
The stars are out again. Ain't it a wonderful sight?
I kinda like the new Kana
>>2001816
>>2001773
Goodnight, Major Ocelot.
>>2001746
If you can stop thinking about death that tells me you're already used to that feeling, I think.
>>2001739
[ Like the hero they need but don't deserve, how interesting! ]
I Couldn't get used to a life like that. You're amazing, Kat.
>>2001715
>She looks over at his hand and then back at him and smiles
Thanks...I think I overheard your name was Yurei. I really appreciate the friendship, it's something I haven't really seen here often.
>>2001814
The day you leave is the day my heart breaks.
>>2001821
Same.
>Di-Did steam shit the bed for anyone else?
>>2001801
Actually, it is! How'd you know about the red moon when you didn't even know about the disgusting sky?
>>2001799
Hey, and make 'em say something cool, like..
"Johnny's the best!"
>>2001802
There's nothing to thank me for.
I'm a bounty hunter.
I go where the bounties go.
>>2001811
Well, you're too late anyway.
>He drops Bikko's corpse on the table in front of you.
She's dead and I'm payed.
Off to the next job.
>>2001789
I'll double our deal if you beat down kana
>>2001820
Oh. Those were meant for the wolves.
>>2001831
Was just about to ask. Good work, Gayben!
>>2001820
Misery finally have something good happen for once.
>>2001831
>Tuesdays are server maintance day, when will people realise this
>>2001831
I just thought it was my internet desu
>About to meme my senpai
>Steam dies
Fuck you too steam.
>>2001831
i can't seem to log in, so perhaps
>>2001838
>Takes Bikko and leaves
>>2001835
Sure, of course, I'll see what I can do, Johnny.
>>2001847
>I-I didn't know that
>>2001761
Well, it's a bit hard for me.
Since my living conditions aren't..well..
But I'm clean right now! Really!
>>2001824
Well, I think they do deserve me..it's just complicated, I guess, and I was never really good at putting it into words.
It's really not that hard to get used too, there are some pretty great people out there, some I even consider my friends.
>>2001846
...he wasn't a wolf was he?
>>2001824
That kinda of scares me a little... I feel like i'm losing my humanity just by being here.
>>2001828
You just seemed really lonely to me. I'm glad I was able to somehow make that spark come back to you.
>>2001838
>paed
>>2001846
Yes, yes. The end is coming.
>>2001859
.....And put a star on them.
A pink one.
>>2001846
Thank you...
>>2001834
What?! What kind of planet do you live? It's not possible! Perhaps, you're just joking...
>>2001810
You picked me out of this ocean of idiots to call an idiot? I'm honored...
>>2001840
Double?
I'll take it.
I'll have her before Superslam is over.
>>2001856
>He takes out a paper and crosses off Bikko.
>He then adds Kana.
>>2001869
>Aw fuck.
>>2001873
Easy enough, I ain't judging.
>>2001830
>I'm not leaving anytime soon
>but if someone honestly has a problem with me I'll gladly talk it out
>>2001871
And just like that, the biggest threat is taken out by the second biggest threat. The next slide contains the winner.
>>2001871
THE END IS COMING! Even though my great great great great very great grandmother said it before.
>>2001765
Oh, and uh, you kinda lost the belt last night darlin. Match has gotta go whether the champ's there or not.
>flies in
How's it going?
>>2001890
I am, are you? You didn't go blind just now?
>>2001888
>You are my waifu
>Revives you because Vampire
>>2001861
>he gets closer to smell you
Hmm, you really do! I like the shampoo you use!
>>2001880
Earth, just like you...unless you're some kinda alien. I'd believe it with the weird hair you have.
>>2001890
...
>>2001893
O-oh. Really? I should stop sleeping so much.
>>2001816
>>2001822
So what??
>>2001884
You should be, most of them have to stick up with worse than just being called an idiot, a daily reminder doesn't even seem to be enough for them.
>>2001901
Everything going well.
>>2001868
Would you think it was weird if I wanted to hug you? Just as a thank you for your kindness...
>>2001901
not as bad as it could be, pep
>>2001868
Maybe you're just less afraid of death, although you cannot erase your fears you can tame them. That's what I do.
>>2001861
Maybe I'll find out myself one day. Where do you come from, Kat?
>>2001890
That was sudden.
Is steam down?
>>2001901
I will give you 800 000 credits if you kill a certain bounty hunter
>>2001890
All in the spooks.
>>2001927
PSN's working just fine.
Get shrek'd, nerds!
>>2001927
Yeah
>>2001927
Yes, maintance
>>2001926
Ow.
>thanks for hosting and congrats to the winner
>>2001927
Nope! It's just you buddy :) :) :) : ):)
>>2001927
No of course not, your internet is just shit.
>>2001901
>He grins.
Might want to keep up on the bounties.
Very well Senor Ambrose. I will show you what a real Luchador is
>>2001901
I'm talking to someone who can fly like you.
>>2001916
But it ain't nothing for you right? You wanna be a hero to those kids? Go out there and take it back.
>>2001926
Now that's just miserable.
>>2001927
It always goes down for a bit on Tuesday.
>>2001921
Go ahead, I don't mind Minako.
>>2001925
I never thought about it like that... I thought I was slowly not being human... not taming my fears.
>>2001926
Congrats Oshino. If you are still here, tell me if you would like to pick a class (Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Hunter, Druid, Warlock, Mage, Priest, Death Knight or Monk) or if you would like to stay neutral.
>>2001937
Yeah nice credit card number, buddy, be a real shame if that got leaked
>>2001962
>cycling servers in the early evening
Full retard, Valve. Full retard.
>>2001966
Congrats
Thanks for hosting
>>2001966
Thank you for the game.
>>2001917
No.
>>2001966
Good job.
>>2001966
I'm little upset how well a few other people did in comparison to the winner.
>>2001966
Congrats and whatnot. Thanks for hosting Garnet.
>>2001913
Have you looked at a mirror? ...I mean just look at you!
Hmph, the only thing I give you credit is that you don't wear more than 3 layers of clothing...
Hmph, and I live on the Earth, like everyone else, you're just making fun of me!
>>2001926
>>2001966
Spooky!
>>2001980
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2001978
Why not? Just fly me there, you can fly, right??
>>2001973
>my timezone is the only one that exists
>>2001980
Congrats, Oshino.
Thanks for hosting!
>>2001928
You've gotten my attention.
>>2001949
I'm on track with my average quota. Today has been a decent one for me.
>>2001952
Jetpacks aren't too remarkable.
>>2001958
>>2001928
Now this is interesting.
>>2001901
Whoever outlasts the other gets both bounties.
Deal?
>>2001982
I wear three layers because it helps protect from the harsh conditions of bein' a mechanic, and my hair is ten times as better as yours!
>>2001981
Which wheelchair model is that?
Thanks for hostin Garny.
REV UP THOSE POST TIMERS, THE SUPERSLAM ENTRY THREAD IS NEXT.
>>2001980
>11
Oh.
>>2001990
Senpai a shit.
>>2001980
>11 Kills
>Jesus Christ
Congratulations, you did it!
and, thanks for hosting.
>>2001913
(Alright buddy, I just met you..)
Really? It's just normal brand-name shampoo.
>>2001925
Uh, I come from Hekseville, I guess..
>>2001957
You're right!
I'm gonna let them have it!
>>2001966
>>2001980
Thanks for having us!
>>2001988
>timezone where vast majority of the users are located is irrelevant
>>2001986
No. And even if I could I've got more important shit to do than carry your lazy ass around.
>>2001966
>>2001980
Riki thanks host, but Riki is tired now, Riki go bedtime.
>he falls flat on his face, and in a couple of seconds, he snoring
>>2002012
>>2002019
>Janikowskis the little bugger across the arena
IT'S GOOD!
Night riki
>>2001926
Aw fiddlesticks!
>>2001966
Congratulations to our victor.
>>2001964
I asked myself the same once, killing people without hesitation in self defense. But that's something that comes with my lifestyle. We're both as humans as anybody else.
>>2001991
Actually you're the first one who uses some sort of machine to fly around, the last two persons who can defy the rules of physics can just fly for reasons I don't know about.
>>2001980
Gratz and thanks for hosting.
>>1999999
>>2000000
