Zoophile thread libertarian edition. Free your dick from the oppression of society. All is fair as long as your fucking animals.
Post your sexy stories /trash/
Continued from >>1003197
>>1145232
>>1145331
>>1145357
Who else has had the pleasure of taking that delicious knot?
>>1145479
>>1145479
Ive had the pleasure of eating out dog pussy
>>1145479
Looks a bit painful.
>>1145691
You're a big guy
>>1145724
For ewe.
>>1145479
So I've had several experiences with dogs varying from male to female. Usually these are dogs are owned by my friends or acquaintances. It turns out that most dogs are actually incredibly horny creatures. All you have to do is read their mannerisms and go with the flow. Sometimes all you need to do is start jerking them off and they'll naturally try to mount you or grind against you. Anyways more specifically to offer some context my friend owns a german shepard, male, and this is one of my encounters.
So at this point in my animal fucking lifestyle I've only fucked two female dogs, one in heat and the other anally. I have jacked off several males though as it's ridiculously easy and can be done quickly while people aren't around. So basically I end up at my friends house who owns a male german shepard that I've had a few jerk off sessions with. We're ok friends, mostly we just play games together like dota2 or whatever the hell we want. Except this time my friend is heading out for several hours to take care of some business. He's cool with me staying over because we were both equally poor and he trusts me to take care of the dog. When he's telling me that he intends to be out for a while I'm instantly getting excited. This was my first time alone for an extended period of time with his dog. I played it cool, acted like it was no problem and kept playing my games.
Down to the good stuff. So he's gone and it's just me and this beautiful boy to mess around with. He's really a sweet dog, damn cuddly but I swear he doesn't know his own size. Anyway my mission today was to take the famous knot. I grabbed a spare towel and led him into the living room. I was definitely a novice at this, but I wasn't unfamiliar with sticking a buttplug up my ass. Suffice to say I felt confident that I could handle this german shepard. Sadly it didn't quite work out as I had hoped, but it was interesting.
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>>1147309
At first I started to work my hand over his sheath. Mind you I've removed my pants and boxers at this point. I find that using two fingers on opposite sides of the sheath work well to stimulate him. Usually if a dog responds positively at this point I start to do longer strokes and slide over his pre-engorged knot. I like to rub over it and then apply a heavy press just behind the base. At this point the dog is usually starting to hump and grow in size. I don't want to do this too much or he'll just knot his sheath and failcum. Instead I had to move on to getting him to mount so the next part was interesting, I had to get him to mount me, but he wasn't really getting into position. You may have heard about people acting playful in order to excite the animal, like playing on all fours. I didn't really find this useful.
Instead after getting him excited I went on my knees and sat straight up. I was close to him and reached behind my back to grab his front paws. It's a little tricky because sometimes he tried to pull away, but I was able to pull his paws towards my shoulders while simultaneously bringing my face down to the ground. This effectively brought his paws just around my waist and dick right against my ass crack. I could feel his sheath right on my backdoor and damn it was so fucking hot. Time was off the essence or else he'd just try and get off me, so I reached around and grabbed his sheath. I started to rub it back and forth bringing that tip out and guiding it to poke at my asshole. Once I got him to feel my hole he instantly started humping. He missed a few times but I was able to recover and guide him in.
So when a dog is thrusting into you it's actually surprising easy to penetrate you. The texture on their cock is really smooth and it usually isn't fully engorged. In fact it's so easy you probably wont feel any pain at all even without lube. This is assuming a medium to large sized dog, no great danes here.
>>1147459
A standard shit will generally spread you more than a dog pre-engorged. Back to me being a bitch.
He thrusted forward and started to hammer his cock into my ass. I was able to feel the pre-engorged knot entering and exiting as he pounded into me. It was really fast but every time he thrust I could feel him growing a bit bigger. The german shepard was inexperienced though and even though his knot was growing inside my colon he pulled it out too soon. It was past the point of no return though and he started to expand more and more just outside of my anus. I was a little disappointed at the lack of a knot but I did get a hot load of cum deep in my ass.
>>1147554
Something that I've learned through the years now though is that the cum from a dog is different. It's not quite what you would expect. If he doesn't knot with you I'd say it's somewhat difficult to really feel the cum inside. It's really watery at this point and you usually only feel the squirts that hit the outside of your ass or leak out. Once he knots though you'll get the full load and as a few watery squirts build up and that thicker seed enters you'll feel a warm sensation raise into your gut. The knot is already hot as hell as it's engorged, but that seed will go deeper were you can definately feel it. Also depending on the dog if he sprays hard enough you can feel it hit your inner walls. It's pretty incredible considering that they will stay knotted for about 10 to 20 minutes.
>>1147602
I'm happy to drop the knowledge for fucking your animal companions if you have questions. Everyone should be able to experience the pleasure of getting sexual with man's best friend.
>>1147853
Do you know anything about intact male cats?
I have a male cat, but he's neutered, and there could be a possibility that I might consider getting an intact one in the future
>>1148007
>pic related
I'm afraid not. I'd like to imagine though that the way cats mate is they generally sit on top of a female and hump. It's pretty low to the ground, so if you were to use your arm as a kind of body and a clenched fist as pocket pussy. Perhaps you could get your cat to thrust into your hand. Masturbating female cats is pretty straight forward though.
Give a little bit of lube a shot as well to make it easier on the cat's smaller penis while thrusting into your hand. I'd also watch out for biting, as I believe they tend to clamp down on the scruff of the female cat's neck (your arm in this case).
>>1148180
>>1148180
I jack off my cat regularly, I was just hoping for info on intact cats specifically in case there was anything I needed to know
>>1148280
I'd imagine that'd probably work for an intact cat, though it may or may not be ideal since cat dicks are only 3.5cm long and 1cm wide, probably smaller than you were expecting
In my case I just jack him off while he's lying down
Usually he spreads his legs, sometimes he rolls on his back as well
When I jack him off it seems like he likes it more if I hold his sheath with my thumb, index, and middle finger like one would hold a pencil, and from there I just stroke like one would expect, no knots getting in the way of that of course
Pic is my cat, barbless due to him being neutered
>>1148393
Damn. If only cats were bigger then we could be fucked by them.
>>1148393
Werid. Being neutered removes the spines? What about cumming? The dick is smaller than I expected.
>>1148471
Yeah, you'll have to be going for a lion if you want to fuck/get fucked by a feline
>>1148472
Yeah, no testosterone, they all eventually fall off and don't grow back
As it is with neutered dogs, I'd imagine the amount of cum varies a lot between individuals
In the case of my cat, usually nothing comes out, and in the rare occasions where something does, it's just a tiny microdroplet or two shooting out
The most I've ever seen him cum was I'd estimate half a normal drop of water, which was rather surprising when it happened
>>1148559
Also, here's a non-lewd webm of him being cute
>>1148568
Aww he's adorable and living the life with the easy hand jobs.
>>1148615
And cuddles all the time
He often comes up to and lies right next to me without prompting him, tends to fall asleep while doing so
Also, forgot to mention, a nice anon over on 8 chan told me that cat dick barbs are pretty much the same as cat tongue barbs
So they shouldn't be too much of a problem
>>1148615
>handjobs
from the description it sounds more like a fingerjob
>>1149155
Fingertipjob, really
>>1147459
Mmm I want to get fucked by a knot so badly
>webm related
b.1339.cf/jjpbtwt.webm
>>1149496
>tfw allergic to dogs and would probably die if I tried
at least it's mild enough that I can own a dog
>>1149557
Death by dog knot and cum. A fitting conclusion to my life of animal lusting.
>>1149763
The concept of having several dogs all fighting to have access to lick your dick. Umf it's like a harem of fuzzy sexy bitches.
Any more like this? I've seen it all by nuthouse but don't have much else.
The story is pretty good too if anyone wants it.
>>1149954
boner dead
>testicles hanging out
WTF??
>>1149954
If you've got a story that you consider good then post it faggot.
>>1149954
>balls hanging sackless.
Damn. Could you imagine a story where op's gf is fucking his dog and in an act of revenge he fucks his dogs ass then clips the balls? If greenfag can do this please then.
Or perhaps you force yourself onto a bitch. Doesn't have to be 9 levels of hell grimdark but shit when your dick is doing the thinking any hole looks good.
Anyone fantasize about sucking on a cow's teats, perhaps oversized ones?
>>1154410
>live in the suburbs
>no access to farm animals
>no chance to experiecnce superior pussy.
My life is incomplete.
If I had access to cows I'd cover myself in their milk, fuck all their holes and let their young suck me off. The suction from a calf is intense, just make em think your dick is an udder.
>>1154484
>just make em think your dick is an udder.
Be careful with that though, they'll try to headbutt the udder if they can't milk, which they obviously can't get from your dick.
>>1154573
>no milk from your dick
Not with that attitude anon
>>1154484
Speaking as a fellow suburbanite; one of my fantasies is to acquire a farm, purchase prize cows for it, and periodically go there for hedonism. A private and personal harem of horny cows. I also introduce my animal-curious buddies to these cows and convert them to full bestiality fans.
>>1148393
what a piece of autistic fuck!! whay are you spamming 3 year old images everywhere?
>>1154703
Imagine a bunch of suburban guys on a farm, all converted to bestiality, aggressively suckling on multiple cow-teats (sometimes more than one human pleasing the same cow). While they're pleasing the adult cows, the calves could be sucking the humans' cocks.
>>1154922
That picture's 3 months old, and it's relevant to the conversation
Also, why are you typing like a literal 12 year old?
>>1155000
>dat fullhouse
That would be amazing. A private farm where you could invite all your degenerate friends to get laid. Also it would be nice to just fucking talk to people in person about bestiality without getting shunned. Normies don't know what they're missing.
>>1155055
Even better having several folks bring their own horny dogs as well to get fucked by the group.
>>1155055
I also love the idea of normies being "recruited" by the bestiality dudes. They identify guys who show signs of curiosity in animal sex, and after vetting them they bring them to the farm.
The normies turn into complete hedonists for animal sex, pleasuring cows and other animals wantonly.
An ever-expanding group of degenerate humans and slutty animals, and as the secret society grows they purchase more farms.
That's a bestiality universe I'd fully support the creative expansion of.
>>1155127
This sounds fucking great but how do you bring up the subject of animal debauchery without messing up a friendship, getting shunned, or getting your face punched in. Just for example I heard zoophiles used to have a paw print tattoo and/or a "dog lover" sticker. This sends loads of mixed signals, do they like animals intimately, or just as pets?
It's frustrating as hell because society has the hots for arbitrating what you can and can't fuck. Good on the gays for finally making progress. We zoophiles are stuck hiding in the woodwork with little ways to meet. At least the gays had their clubs/joints to meet at incognito.
>>1155787
I just mean as a fantasy thing. I'm not a practicing bestiality person IRL.
As an erotic premise, a lot could be done with this.
>>1155127
Yes, but think about the average person
They're fucking stupid and don't really pay much attention to the well-being of animals
The majority of pet owners don't even treat them right in general, imagine if they bumbled and forced their way into having sex with them on top of that
Personally I think the current situation is ideal, where it's illegal but generally flies under the radar, so getting away with it is a trivial task so long as you don't go around advertising it
God help us when the media eventually starts running out of made-up oppressed minorities and turns their attention to us
>>1155975
Like I said (in a previous comment, but I guess I wasn't clear enough in my first post), it's a fantasy. The rules of reality don't really apply.
>>1156014
I get what you're saying, but I'm sure there are a bunch of responsible pet owners who go to next stage of their relationship. It's not unreasonable to at least consider how spreading bestiality would work in the real world. It's not even illegal in all states, so that is a plus.
>>1156337
True. Personally if there was no social stigma surrounding bestiality and it was legal, I'd hook up with a bunch of horses.
It's no accident that's part of my farm story series idea. As the farms expand in size and number, more animal types are brought in. Diversification continues, as does recruiting of humans. The entire thing is organized through the internet.
>>1156337
As for spreading bestiality IRL, you would have to establish the animals were the ones taking charge of the sexual situations. The humans would always be submissive, showing clear consent because the animals are making the first couple of moves. The social stigma revolves around the issue of consent and whether or not the animal is a willing partner, instead of the human just forcing himself on said animal. This is especially important because humans are of higher intelligence than animals.
>>1156482
The humans involved in and advocating bestiality would also have absolutely be on their best behavior.
You want social acceptance, you're going to have to work for it.
>>1156482
Wow, you're right, maybe that's why pokemon has so much porn.
>>1156414
This actually has a ton of potential. Shit we could have a central story with this farm setting and substories of either newcomers coming to the farm or even how it affects people when they leave.
Like anon is interested in animals, a degenerate like us brings him to the farm, gets enlightened, returns home and now considers getting a beast for companionship.
We can green this. We should green this.
>>1156566
Pokemon don't exist.
What I'm saying is the whole argument against bestiality revolves around the issue of consent and whether or not it constitutes animal cruelty if not outright rape.
(This is what happens when I watch too many legal dramas, lol)
>>1156568
I'm totally behind this. Heck it could be a continuing thing over multiple threads.
>>1156609
They don't, but images of pokemon being fucked do exist. What I was trying to say is that since most pokemon have a near human intelligence it's supposed they can give consent.
>>1156482
This is the plan, think of it like a special club. Swingers for animals essentially. Animals have to be onto it. The owners have to be responsible. Documents that say the animals are vaccinated, dewormed. Rules are in place with effective bouncers as well. Someone tries to force anal on a dog that doesn't want it? Dog is showing signs of distress. Get the big bad bouncer to kick the fucker out of the situation.
People need to be documented as well, we don't need a bunch of std's being transmitted.
>>1156728
If this was professional enough I bet zoofags would even cart their horny stallions and mares to the place
>>1156882
Keep it secret. Keep it safe. Cool kids only club.
>>1156911
Protected by law, but otherwise under-the-radar. Only the recruited-and-vetted go.
I love the thought of a bunch of animal-curious dudes experiencing their first bestiality session with some sultry animal beauties.
>>1156482
Actually, if you ask random people what they think about bestiality at least half of them will probably sit there bewildered for a moment, as if the thought's never occurred to them, and eventually just say it's weird and leave it at that
Only if you ask them again later will they probably say something about consent or whatever
>>1156566
That's pretty much it
Go into any pokemon thread and ask what people think and most will either say that fucking pokemon is ok because intelligence and consent and such, and a few will say they're into bestiality outright
>>1157030
Three guys animal curious are led into a room by a veteran. In the somewhat spacious room are three lovely furry ladies sprawled out on a bed. Their ears perk up at the opening of the door. Swiveling their heads each dog sets their sights on an individual. The humans nerviously step forward, one of them even looks like he's gonna bail out. Jumping off the bed the dogs advance onto the humans tails wagging.
>>1157869
In the background, another group of animal-curious males are already exploring the bodies of some attractive mares. Their initial hesitation giving way to increasingly lustful behavior, as their dormant urges rise to the surface. The mares nicker in approval, sensing the humans' growing desire.
>>1145232
i dont know much in this crazy life, but i can tell you one thing, OP has delivered for the 1st time today
>>1145232
ive never masturbated that way b4
>>1145232
my boner broke the world record speed of getting hard
>>1145232
>tfw i missed the thread
atleast i can get the porn, right?
>>1145232
that ass
>>1157924
The sounds of mares getting fucked in the background is turning the three newbies on. The dogs are rubbing themselves against their chosen mate. Occasionally they jump up pressing their front paws on a guys chest. Their playful attitude has a calming effect allowing the dudes to start thinking with their dick. The boldest man kneels down and reaches out to caress the thick back fur of his bitch. She instinctually leans back into his touch eager to get more.
Not to be out done the second man gets down and starts petting his girl's head. He brings his face close to her muzzle. The dog starts licking his face and then his mouth. Slowly the man's lips part and they dog has deeper access. His tongue mets the dogs. With no further hesitation he presses himself forward eager to continue the kiss. One hand still gripping the back of the dog's head, caressing her ears and neck.
>>1145232
the citizen kane of porn
>>1145232
I hate when they have that much hair between their legs. Its as if Im fucking carpet at one point. I dont enjoy that. Why do people insist on having such hairy vags?
>>1145232
damn legit
>>1145232
my dick started cummin blood lol
>>1145232
Oh damn, man.
>>1145232
Oh fuck yeah thanks for sharing
>>1145232
Some nice, soothing relaxing porn.
>>1145232
I jizzed in my pants at the very thought of this video
>>1145232
ahaha just came lol
>>1158133
I went to check out the other thread and I want to thank the anon who capped my greentext. Didn't really think it was worth it, but appreciate it none the less. If I OP the next lawless thread I'll be sure to include some pastebin links to our contributions. I'll be working on some green for that awesome community farm idea in a little while. I don't generally write, but I want to keep contributing.
Other green is totally acceptable, don't be shy now. Also thanks for the bumps zoofags. I've seen several threads here between this one and puffy mare bits which means we definitely have the users to make a sick bestiality home
>>1158513
Just ignore the shitposters and thank them for the bump. Anyone running oneechan/4chanX can easily ignore.
>>1158513
I look forward to seeing the community farm idea continue.
>>1145232
seriously fucking hot
>>1145232
Godlike!
>>1145232
pretty good
>>1145232
I dont like when a girl is super hairy but for some reason I find it hot when they have a happy trail... MOAR
>>1158552
>>1158722
I mentioned in the previous thread that I love the act of giving animals pleasure. Having them orgasm is more rewarding than actual sex, although it doesn't hurt to get your dick wet too.
Is anyone turned on my animal mating as much as I am?
>>1158772
>>1158783
animooted for our pleasure
>>1145232
my dick is diamonds
>>1158813
>>1145232
agh i fucking came with the force of a thousand suns
>>1158823
>>1158875
>>1145232
shes so tight
>>1145232
el bumpo
>>1158890
If only some disney animators were closet zoophiles we'd have some awesome content.
>>1145232
Shit, i dont wanna get v&
>>1145232
thanks OP
>>1145232
THIS IS FUCKING HOT, DOWNLOAD IT NOW B4 OP TAKES IT DOWN
>>1145232
Wow, she handles that big meaty cock in such a fantastic way. Bravo!
>>1158936
>>1158921
Shit son is his dick so fucking huge that it's causing distention? I don't know how he can bend like that but fuck. If you feed your dog a more vegetarian diet their farts can be somewhat pleasant.
Assuming that's your thing.
Not that it's my thing.
>>1158989
>>1145232
is she a trap? I could swore I saw a dick on her
>>1159070
No visible dick there anon, maybe you got some repressed urges for futa.
>>1159112
>>1159127
>>1145232
Really hot
>>1159139
>>1159185
>>1145232
now this is what im talkin about
>>1159127
>>1159139
>>1159185
>>1159201
No offense but this Disney-style shit is fucking horrible. Give me anything BUT that.
>>1158989
It sounds like it's your thing.
>>1145578
>>1147309
>>1147459
>>1147602
>>1159333
>dem memes
Nice, maybe the closet fbi zoofags will post here.
>>1159329
Pretty much this. There's more than one zoo thread. That one reposted a decent amount of content from the prior thread, some of my favorite art actually.
>>1158772
http://youtu.be/MixUVT0UeBo
Zebra's cum way more than horses.
>>1159584
That load was mmhmm. The way she squats down afterwards pushing out all that cum.
>>1159692
>>1159703
I've heard that Zebras are pretty much undomesticated. It would take a specially raised Zebra to want to fuck people. Unfortunately I don't think there are many of those out there.
>>1159759
>Cheetah from the previous green
>Lives in a reserve due to poaching
>Fed daily, hunting tendencies are suppressed.
>Learns to suck anons dick.
>Still hungry for cock when anon is gone.
>Goes for the next best thing.
>>1159812
>>1159759
all that fucking cum though
>>1159951
Horses seem to thrust, cum and then go flaccid pretty quickly. That zebra in the video just keep going and going. You can see his dick pulse as the female pulls away. Maybe zebras are the superior pussy compared to mares.
>>1160077
No, this is evident that zebras have the superior dick
Where do y'all go for zoo?
>>1160898
For the porn just a feral search on e621. For videos you'll have to do some searching.
>>1160898
videoszoofilia.org
petsex.com
gaybeast.com
barnlove.com
8 ch net/zoo and /horse
There's also beastforum.com, but if you're looking for horses/cows/dolphins/dogs everything worth watching is already on videoszoofilia
>>1161370
Also zootube365
It's either a dot com or a dot net.
>>1161496
>tfw you remember when zootube365 wasn't behind a paywall
They gathered just enough content from the users and then slapped on a premium membership. Never went back after they sold out.
>>1149954
Any more like this? I've seen it all by nuthouse but don't have much else.
The story is pretty good too if anyone wants it.
>>1154210
It's the artist's story.
http://pastebin.com/KCPzFGnm
tl;dr
> Alpha male is usurped by another male.
> New male tries to take his bitch
> Fuckthat, fight
> Alpha wins, but gets knocked out right after victory
> Wakes up with balls shaved
> Mounted by new alpha
> Castrated
> Mounted again and tied
> Old alpha is now a bitch
Story for pic related
http://pastebin.com/NWT91cYg
Where are the stories of the mares getting fucked? I though you shits loved mare pussy
I'm new to this and don't know where to start
I'm a guy
I live in rural areas lots of farms
Any advise
>>1171357
Get a dog
Don't go fencehopping like a moron
Why would I
But I also have a dog female Saint Bernard
Yeah
>>1159692
>tfw writing fantasy book which includes a man and his talking mare steed/companion but know that any real shit going on between them would probably be too heretical for people.
>>1175694
It has been done in main stream writing.
One of Piers Anthony's books has a man screwing a horse.
I would read it, I like having sex with mares.
>>1176175
I have never done it but want to deeply.
is thread kill?
Gelbooru, Hentai Foundry, and Sankaku seem to be the best sites for Bestiality pictures. Nhentai is also pretty good.
>>1193023
The strange thing about Hentai foundry is that you have to find a bestiality picture without searching it and click it, otherwise like only 4 pages of results show up. I have no idea why.
>>1193730
I need sauce with this.
>>1193023
So can we post actual horse-fucking webms or do we have to stick to 2D?
>>1206251
If you don't have a readily available method of ban evasion, I'd advise against doing so
>>1149763
You joke about that, but people really are allergic to dog cum.
http://gawker.com/5819464/woman-dies-of-allergic-reaction-to-the-dog-she-had-sex-with
>>1206251
Go ahead, ive seen couple of horse fucking vids on this very board
>>1206251
Extra points if you post oc
