Zoo Thread, Now with 100% less Zoosadism,
Reposting last bits from old thread.
>>1143187
>>1143187
>>1143200
I was literally queuing to post these. Nice snipe and good taste anon.
>>1143209
Never thought i could want to fuck a deer this hard in my entire life
>>1143227
:D
>>1143227
So... who here has actually fucked animals before?
I really want to try but I can't have a pet where I live so am never alone with one.
I plan to get a dog once I move out of this apartment and get a house.
>>1143325
I jack/suck off my cat sometimes
didn't know i had this much cat porn
>>1143564
Why wouldn't you?
Cats are clearly the sexiest
>>1143586
true
>>1143325
I have, my Siberian Husky.
I'm not comfortable posting in an exclusive thread like this though, if that's what you're after.
>>1143325
Guilty. Dogs are great, studs and bitches. Mares are great. I'm at that magical "own a home and a dog" stage. Long term goal is to bed every fuckable animal out there. I'm a birdfag at heart though, so those species I'm most physically attracted to lie deep in the unfuckable category. Life is suffering, even for the privileged.
You'll end up in a good spot if you work at independence, anon.
>>1143731
>I'm not comfortable posting in an exclusive thread like this though
huh?
>>1143777
I think he assumed it was a request for irl zoo, which isn't allowed on /trash/ anyway.
>>1143777
Compare this thread to the previous one, it's like I'm hardly even on 4chan any more.
I'm not personally into zoosadism, but I'll stand and fall by their right to enjoy what they like.
I'm sure you've heard some interpretation of Niemöller's poem, for me, it's one I do not compromise on:
>First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a Socialist.
>Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
>Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out — Because I was not a Jew.
>Then they came for me — and there was no one left to speak for me.
>>1143894
>I don't want zoosadists in this thread = I don't want zoosadists to have a thread
If you're really this retarded, then I pray for your Husky's safety
>>1143894
not trying to infringe on your rights, by all means make a Zoosadism thread if thats what your into
>>1143894
> Shitposting on this level.
Holy fuck anon. Let it go. Nobody is saying you can't post zoosadism, just that it needs its own thread, because a lot of people have a very strong reaction against it. It's not /pol/ where being jidf is a death sentence.
Just, fucking stop. Or at least post on topic while blasting your opinions. Standing back saying you refuse to post on content while complaining is literally the shittiest shitposting you can do.
>>1143894
Nobody is saying you can't make a zoosadism thread.
We just want segregation.
>>1143325
I eat out my dogs pussy sometimes. Very very tasty i will add. I dont fuck her though, i got her at the humane society so she was already fixed when i got her and she is quite small especially for her breed (chocolate lab).
>>1143979
I have a chocolate lab too. She was a breeding dog for long time, and is now retired. I'm going to have her spayed soon because of the extreme risk of cancer having had so many litters.
We're enjoying each other as much as we can for now.
>>1143979
Does she enjoy it?
>>1144070
Yeah she always just lays on her back and wiggles around in pleasure.
>>1144061
Arent you supposed to have your dogs spayed before their first heat cycle because after that it can cause infection problems and such?
>>1143959
>>1143973
>Holy fuck anon. Let it go
S' cool, I'll stop. This is my last post. You have my word.
>Nobody is saying you can't post zoosadism, just that it needs its own thread
Last thread, it was acceptable.
Today it's not.
Tomorrow you'll say they need their own board.
Next week you'll say they need their own #chan.
I know how this shit goes, I've seen it happen time and time again, and I'm sick and tired of being a part of it.
No more.
>Or at least post on topic while blasting your opinions.
Fair enough, but as I already said, this will be my last post in this thread.
I guess I might as well kick the bee's nest on my way out, eh? Is this picture an acceptable contribution?
In the last thread it definitely would have been, but she doesn't look very willing, which means this might qualify as zoosadism.
So, is this picture OK or not?
Are you going to be the subjective arbiter of that?
Do you see what I'm getting at here?
It's amusing that even on 4chan, in a zoo thread on /trash/, some people still get self-righteous about fetishes
>>1144233
You are fucking stupid, blowing shit out of proportion, and completely disregarding existing practices on 4chan
Please commit suicide immediately
>>1143853
Where's it in the rules that its not allowed? Honestly, I've read the rules several times and I don't get where people get the idea that its not allowed. Its not illegal content. Its not loli or shota.
>>1144524
Mods think it's illegal anyway because they're fucking idiots
>>1144156
I have a spayed female dog and she doesn't seem to enjoy any of that stuff at all.
Lucky
>>1144174
She was a breeder and had several litters before I got her. Shit gets more risky after every litter, so she really needs the spay.
Vets are taught that dogs should be spayed and neutered as soon as possible, but the hormones produced from sexual organs contribute to bone growth. It's a tradeoff between bone and joint health vs risk of cancer.
>>1144233
Yeah, that's clearly fine you autistic sperglord. Have a look at >>1143193, which is by the same artist and is of questionable consent. Nobody cares, and it's just dom/sub play anyway. People care when an animal is mutilated, raped to the point of extreme pain, and killed afterwards. That squcks the shit out of some of us. You're welcome to stay, and post, but just keep zoosadism in a containment thread. That's what /trash/ is all about anyway. Fuck, that's what a lot of 4chan boards are about. Anyone coming in your zoosadist thread and going full white knight is being a cunt shitposter.
>>1144524
Global rule 3 is not in effect, but people have gotten b& anyway. Furry is allowed though. Fucking mods.
>>1144549
For example,
>>1144759
Now go take that and make your own thread.
>>1144759
>>1144768
wow dude you really showed us
>>1144640
I can understand that. Enjoy your last fucks with her then.
>>1144768
Hey, anyone have that webm of the cheetah laying atop the guy and kissing him?
>>1144663
Also the day boof was b& for glorious oc... Fucking mods.
>>1144768
This one was actually good. Was it supposed to rustle jimmies?
And the realization sets in. "Did I just actually fuck a horse".
Yes you did, and it's something to be proud of.
>>1145168
nice stuff anon
>>1145211
> The fake translations on e621.
Long gone now, but they were fucking glorious.
>>1145002
>Was it supposed to rustle jimmies?
No, but neither was the first one.
>>1143074
>>1144854
I really like the boobs on this one.
>>1144452
Sauce?
>>1149874
Not him, but it's very clearly Nezumi's work.
A good resource for her is http://g.e-hentai.org/tag/artist%3Anezumi as well as e621 under the tag "nezumi".
Rawr~
>>1143325
I used to eat my cats ass out. I've gotten another cat to lick my cock(hurt but still felt nice) my dog licks my dick and my ass I also masturbate him and have sucked his cock
>>1151181
>I used to eat my cats ass out.
How did that work out?
>>1151227
>scratch her ass
>she lifts her legs
>grab her tail to keep her in place
>pet her so she thinks its good
>lick her ass a bunch
>press my tongue into her ass
>its hot and tight
>>1151260
How did it taste?
How did she react?
>>1151301
Not really sure how to describe the taste but I could not get enough of it
Even if it was dirty I just loved eating it
I do not think she hated it I also do not think she liked it either, but I think she came around. Gave her a ton of attention even when I wasn't eating her out I also tried tasting her pussy but it wasn't as good and it's way too tight so she didn't like it
>fucking cats
uh wow thats offending me??
take it to your own fucking thread you sick fucks
suicide immediately
>>1151789
>being this much of a meme
>>1151789
>the zoosadists are so buttmad that they can't stick to their own thread
>>1144859
This one?
>>1152233
holy shit that is the hottest thing I have every seen in my life.
>>1151789
But this is our thread
>>1152233
Imagine that being Sarabi from the "Lion King".
>>1151479
>>1151181
>>1153491
You do realize bestiality is only illegal in some states, not all. The federal government isn't going to do anything.
>>1153523
That's kinda not entirely true. It isn't EXPLICITLY illegal in many states but in these states bestiality is instead classified as traditional animal abuse. Funny thing is that if there was a witness to the act he or she can testify that the animal looked like it was enjoying itself and the case will often get thrown out immediately. That's why states like Florida just recently made the act illegal a few years ago, people kept fucking animals and they ENJOYED IT, and we can't have that in our delicate Puritan nation of arbitrary Judeo-Christian values.
>>1153491
Like the fucking FBI is going to give two shits about some guy licking out his cat
>>1153491
Lol ebin troll FBI maymay
Nala always seemed too close to her mom.
>>1158486
>>1158493
>>1158493
Human male mating with snake. There is not enough of this.
>>1158899
dumping what i have
>>1159158
>>1159165
>>1159175
>>1159184
>>1158622
Anyone have anymore cow stuff?
Does it count as zoo as long as it's human X feral?
Whatever. If dragons were real I'd have a lot of suspicious scratches and scrapes. Rough love.
Running out of real animals. Have a fantasy cat instead.
Slightly more real cat.
>>1166478
The only thing that would stop me from going after a dragon would be the lack of body heat.
>>1166704
The thing about dragons is they can follow whatever rules you want. I feel that they would need to be endothermic to support the metabolism required for powered flight.
>>1144524
Bestiality is banned in some states, and so is lolicon and shota. For example, fucking a donkey in Nevada is not illegal, but jerking it off to a lolicon depiction is a felony charge with a possible 10 year prison sentence, but the reverse is true in California, where jerking it to child pornography images that *do not involve a real child*, such as cartoons since they do no harm, is legal, but fucking a dog is illegal. Usually, what ever the Supreme Court refuses to rule on or set up decent definitions for Federal courts to use for pressing charges ends up being the responsibility of state governments, which can range from decent laws to computer illiterate Hitler.
All of of these laws can be overrided with a explosive rage otherwise known as 'obscenity laws', which can pretty much include anything. For example, all porn might be illegal under obscenity laws. It's almost the negative version of the first amendment and is possible a relic of more tyrannical times when pressing charges on nudists was socially acceptable, and hence legal.
I could be wrong and taking legal advice from me is a bad idea, I've struggled to learn any definite laws or regulations or even examples of such things from Google and Cornell.
So, it's just safe to say everything is illegal in the United States, I mean absolutely everything, but it doesn't matter until someone presses charges on you and manages to convict you, which is challenging. You're best defense is how much public rage is created when the government charges you, which I doubt covers neither of these topics. Praise be populism!
>>1167946
Someone was actually arrested for furry porn a few years ago apparently.
>>1167946
[your*] in last sentence. Typo.
>>1167992
Did they get convicted? I mean, I find the idea of furry porn being illegal kind of comical given that the resources could be used to actually fight real crime.
>mfw this thread
>>1168028
New here?
>>1173905
And so begins the fall of Rapture
>>1174803
well, that's what happens when OP makes a shit thread
>>1178050
I can't moon runes. Gibberish to me.
>be me today
>walk dog with mom
>he's on a leather leash and black collar
>tfw I'm horny as fuck walking him
>fuck you 4chan
>>1143074
The expression makes this pic for me, moderate doge disappointment.
>>1181553
>Be me
>quiet country drive with family
>pass some farms
>big white horses
>try not to stare at dat ass
>"such cute little horses anon"
>tuck away boner in shame
>>1152233
It's a male cheetah.
>>1143735
are there any experiences or tips you'd want to share with aspiring beastfuckers?
>>1181726
>driving
>see someone walking their dog
>start checking out the dog
>>1181553
Used to live in Southern US suburbia.
Farmland nearby.
See plenty of horses.
Look at their sexy rumps.
Get hard.
Fantasize about owning a stable of horse-sluts.
>>1185076
>>1185083
>>1185087
I lost my virginity to a Scottish Terrier
>>1181871
>implying that matters
I am not a cat. I am not attuned by evolution to cat dimorphism, like I would with most humans. What I first notice, I think, are the general form and features. The dimorphism is secondary.
But that's just me.
>>1187063
>Not being attuned to cat sexual dimorphism
wew lad
>2016
>not wanting to have sex with bears
>>1187711
I'd love to but the fear of getting mauled gets the best of me but damn bear pussy must be tight as fuck since male bears have pretty small dicks for their size.
>>1188109
im sure the cubs wont put up much of a fight... if its older just use tranquilizer darts. it will be out long enough to bust a nut
>>1188796
Animals are not for rape
They are for tender love and care
Go sit in the corner
>>1189139
shutup pussy. I didnt say rape it. but bears will maul you. the GENTLE and CARING WAY to have sex with them is to tranquilize them. that way you can love them tenderly
>>1189229
The gentle, caring, not-rape way is to build a relationship with the bear and get her to trust you enough to let you do that
>>1189256
>getting a bear to trust you
>not knowing if the bear will go full postal on your ass
its a BEAR, not a horse... i dotn think you can tame a bear.. unless you raised it from a cub and it knows you are "mom" and not dinner
>>1189539
Hey, I never said trying to fuck a bear was a good idea in the first place
>>1189783
I would try if it were easy enough...
bear porns kinda rare
i want to see continuation of this dammit
>>1194356
whats this from?
>>1194370
is a stand alone pic
there is no more
lonbluewolf is the artist
>>1194387
He drew Dino in the drawthread today. You should request it be continued, maybe he'll see it.
Anyone know any good free zooporn website with HD content?
tfw got to fuck a horse, but somehow couldn't cum
I've always regretted not cumming inside that mare.
>tfw never able to fuck horses again
>>1199754
never say never anon.
>>1200165
>>1199754
It happens, friend. Next time try to not cum for at least a few days before hand. Getting her all worked up really helps me too. Foreplay, teasing, oral, etc. to get you both in the mood, then use your fingers to really get her going, and then finally give her the D. It's easy to bring a mare to orgasm this way, and when she starts huffing and winking it just pushes me over the edge. She'll probably pee on you if you get her off though. I personally don't care about getting a bit wet, but some anons think it's gross for some reason.
Could you tell us the story of how you got with that mare?
Looking for more human male on male animal if anybody can help me out.
>>1209186
Faggots get out
>>1209186
here's some, not gay so I don't know if they are good.
>>1209740
>>1209743
>>1209755
>>1209902
>>1209889
no prob, things have been kinda screwy lately, couldn't even view /trash/ yesterday.
>>1209902
>>1209889
no prob, things have been kinda screwy lately, couldn't even view /trash/ yesterday.
Somebody better jump in on the webm dumping.
>>1153491
>hey, fbi? so im on this internet forum thing, and theres this guy on it who says he eats out his cat's asshole. could you do something about that? thanks bye
>>1211837
More IRL pls
>>1211837
I would but bannable because fucking mods, and I'm not exactly behind 7 proxies.
>>1211837
godspeed anon, before the police notices
>>1211837
All I have is gay
>>1214586
>>1214593
>>1214600
>>1214614
>>1214624
Forgot to mention, full video's two minutes long, couldn't get the filesize down enough without turning the quality to shit
https://anonfiles com/file/43d07f0677d56006846894f8c7a54eb2
>>1214748
>>1214872
>>1143053
Come on, somebody else must have some horse pussy.
>>1215184
We're all just reposting the same 5+ year old videos that everyone that's cared to look has already seen, anyway
>>1215445
Well where can I find more?
>>1215858
There isn't more, to my knowledge
People just aren't making new videos
too scared to post porn or else I'd get some from infinitychan, posting youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdNX0ov9bSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjvPc2lQ7J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTE4U0yoGd4
>>1215184
When I get a dog I gonna make some videos with a go pro or something. Jesus christ why is man on female animals look like it's recorded on vhs in the 90s?
>>1216574
Either due to people converting the video to different formats a bunch of times over the years, or because it actually was originally on VHS
>>1216574
Because that's when all of it was recorded.
>>1216574
Chances are if you are fucking animals you probably don't have the income to afford a nice camera.
>>1215892
Not true. New stuff comes out of the woodwork every now and again. Usually it's posted on beastforum or gaybeast.
>>1216574
The content is rare to begin with, because most people aren't retarded enough to record this shit. The people that do record invariably fuck up the simple act of filming a porno with poor lighting, shaky handling, crap angles, and a camera shaped potato. Then they kill the audio and slap shitty music on it in a last ditch attempt at conserving privacy.
If you want quality, then be prepared to sift through hundreds of amateur videos. That, or go watch something made by professionals. It exists, but I don't know of anyone doing pro zoo vids today. Try searching for Petlust / Python International. It's good shit, but old enough that most everyone has seen it all.
