Just read the Egardo story, and decided to tell a freeform RP story of my own. I was 9 throughout the beginning of the story, so the details are a bit hazy.
>9 years old
>Just got a brand-new Nintendo DSi
>Heard of Wiicade through a book about Wii Flash game design
>Read about DSiCade
>"Sounds interesting, I might check it out"
>Went to this "DSiCade"
>Had a chat room called Shoutbox
>"Seems fun!"
>Joined the chat with my Google account
>The people there were really into RPing
>I had never heard of RPing before, thinking "It's for NEEERDS"
>I decided to try RPing
>I had used a character named after myself
>We'll call him "Gary," because of how much of a Gary-Stu he is
>Gary fought a vampire character, who always seemed to resist his attacks
>Cross? "Vampires have religion too"
>Sunlight? Didn't matter, it was night
>Stake? I didn't even think of that
>We fought like this for a while
>Meanwhile, I made up some bullshit ability to fly
>Had no explanation for it other than "fuck you I'm Gary"
>One night I spammed the chat as a joke about me being "asleep on the DSi"
>I got permabanned.
>But this was not the end of the tale.
>Gary would go on to gain more and more power, through the help of a special "Omni-Buster"
>The Omni-Buster was a Mega Buster that had every power ever built in
>What this meant was that anyone who crossed Gary was fucked.
(Will post more)
>>47016176
>>9 years old
>>Just got a brand-new Nintendo DSi
>Gary's story continued after I joined a new school.
>I was invited to a Skype group with the dankest memes at the time
>I can only imagine the cringe
>Made a new RP group, where I was the only one who liked to RP
>Created an excuse as to why Gary could fly
>Gary had an interdimensional teleporter in the Omni-Buster
>He stole a Speed Shoes box from Green Hill Zone and a Red Star from the Comet Observatory
>Combining them gave him the ability to fly at the speed of sound
>The shoes were green instead of red, and had little red star emblems instead of buckles
>Notice something about the pic?
>Those shoes.
>Those shoes stayed with Gary until I renamed him
>I was using a really cheesy username, let's use the example of "gamerdude512"
>Decided to make this his new name
>Let's call him "Gamer Dude" from now on, or "Gamer" for short
>He actually was called Gamer.
>Then I discovered how much I liked Lucarios.
>"Lucario, #448. The Aura Pokemon."
>This blue Goku-jackal was so rad that I had to bullshit it in
>Gamer gained the ability to take different forms in other dimensions
>In the Sonic world, it was a Sonic-like Lucario
>If he found the Moon Pearl from Zelda: A Link to the Past, he could change back.
>He also gained that form in all other dimensions
>Surprise, he found it
>Really looking like the pic now
(To be continued)
>Eventually I decided "Gamer" was the worst name ever, and that he was kinda overpowered
>I was in a role-playing forum at the time, and I knew that wouldn't cut it
>So I had the original Gary find him
>Gary stole his Omni-Buster
>That's how he got it
>How did it get there in the first place? Gamer misplaced it one day and then witnessed the original fall out of a plothole
>So he's unarmed now.
>Fortunately, there was a solution.
>Twin Mac-10s.
>Being about 13, I had never heard of a Mac-10, and in a game, it was listed as "Automatic gun"
>Thought this meant rapid-fire
>He essentially had twin Uzis and thought they were Mac-10s
>To this day, I don't even know what a Mac-10 looks like
>He got a new name, too
>"Taren"
>I was quite proud of the name, and still kinda like it
>Taren was still a massive Mary Sue
>I realized this about a year ago
>I then made him an idiot, so he couldn't do any real damage
>Created a new version of him called Trigger
>Essentially just a Lucario
>Taren still existed
>I created a love interest for him who was even more Mary-Sue than he was
>They're now pure comic relief due to how Mary-Sue they are
>All other canon characters automatically hate them because of a glitch in the Mary-Sue mainframe
>Trigger stayed just fine
>I think I played that well
What do you guys think?
I just took the opportunity to look up Mac-10, because I was told it wasn't a machine gun, which is why I switched Taren to Uzis.
I found out the Mac-10 actually is a machine gun.
I fucked up.
DSi's are 7 years old. That would make OP 16.
Okay. Let's play Count the Fuckups.
Making a character named after me, getting banned from the chat, forcing him on my friends, my gun mistake, the age limit...
I guess I should delete this thread now
>>47016819
Too late.
>>47016819
To help you for the future, kid, I'm going to explain to you all the fuckups that you did, as well as ones I hope you don't end up doing along this path.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
Yeah, I think I avoided the Chris-Chan path a long time ago. You're suggesting I think Taren's got at least a speck of quality to him.
