If you were a girl that adored Ravnica and you wanted to get one of the guild logos tattoed as tramp stamp, which one would you get?
>>46802371
Dimir would have to be subtle, probably incorporated with other tattoos. Boros looks like you're advertising that you're into fisting. I'm partial to Azorius and Golgari, with Simic and Izzet taking close second.
Also, dudes can get tramp stamps, too, though tramp stamps should be frowned upon no matter the gender of the tattooee.
Azorius: Illuminati confirmed.
Boros: "I am a white supremacist."
Dimir: Will get confused with Spiderman.
Golgari: Might be OK
Gruul: "I am a big fan of Survivor."
Izzet: "I regularly purchase dragon dildos."
Orzhov: Pretty neutral, but if you're even a bit superstitious, you can see how putting Orzhov marks on your body is a bad idea.
Rakdos: Kind of cool, but looks like a BDSM thing, which is not altogether untrue, so that's good?
Selesnya: "I am a new-age hippie. Also I'm Vegan."
Simic: As Selesnya, but a little bit less intense.
>>46802800
>Orzhov
>Neutral
>Not looking like you tattooed a butt hole above your butthole
>>46802843
It looks more like a sun, desu fampai. That can be symbolism for a lot of things which is why I said it's neutral-looking. It would probably be difficult to tell from a "generic sun" symbol as well.
>>46802800
A girl with any sort of golgari tattoo is bad news
Bump. This is a fun thread, sweeping generalizations on woman for everyone!
>>46802371
For me it'd be a toss up between Dimir and Golgari.
Golgari, so they know exactly what they're about to get themselves into, or Dimir because let's face it I'm not getting the D so no one's gonna see it anyhow.
>>46802371
>Fist tattoo above your ass
It's like you're asking for it.
>>46802800
You all remember that having the orzhov guild signet tattooed on you means you're a rich bitch's slave, right?
>>46802371
Not Orzhov.
"The form of the sigil is just as important as the sigil itself. If it's carried on a medallion, its bearer is a master. If it's tattooed on the body, its bearer is a slave."
>>46802371
Simic, of course.
Orzhov would be alright as well. don't get Gruul though, it looks like a some 3 year olds finger painting.
>>46805388
Maybe I am!
none, because that sounds like a fucking awful idea
>>46802371
Simic, because things are about to get wet and about to get wild.
>>46802371
If I had to, Orzhov.Yes, I know. I'd sub hard.
>>46805647
This.Same reason.
>>46802800
dude the Simic means your on all kinds of psychedelic drugs, look at that tree, its high as fuck.
>>46802371
Not a tramp stamp. Rather go for Dimir logo above my girly bits with the caption "Glimpse the Unthinkable"
>>46802371
As a dude, I'd happily get the Golgari symbol as a tat.
>>46805819
There is no way the Simic doesn't mean you're into tentacle rape.
>>46802371
Simic seems like the only one that wouldn't be terribly out of place. dimir could work with a bit of alteration, but the rest seem like they would be rather odd.
Most guild logos feel like they're much better as shoulder or upper arm tattoos.
Rakdos. If I'm getting a tramp stamp I'm probably pretty into Rakdos anyway, and it looks pretty cool. Might be a little weird for the guy while he fucks me from behind, though.
>not getting best boy on your skin
"(Z–>)90º – (E–N2W)90ºt = 1"
>>46805819
Rakdos is the go to drug abuse guild here actually.
>>46802371
Let's see. Which of these guilds are full of classless sluts with no sense of self-worth and legs more open than Germany's migration policy.
Selesnya.
>>46802371
>tramp stamp
Rakdos
>Other type of tattoo
The one that you are part of, personality-wise
>>46805546
Gateless scum detected
>>46807967
>having a lizard for a husbando
>>46802371
wahtever you do don't put boros back there because you will get anally fisted.
trust me on this, I speak from experience.
>>46802371
Orzhov. No question.
so /tg/ is full of subs, huh?
>>46802371
golgari girls do it from behind OP
>>46802371
>Azorious
You thought we were having sex?
Ha, no.
>Boros
Too busy delivering justice,
We'll fist later.
>Dimir
No one will know of this.
>Golgari
Hope you like stank.
>Gruul
Hope you like body hair.
>Izzet
I like to experiment,
Mostly with electricity.
>Orzhov
I expect you to pay for everything.
>Rakdos
I will fuck you until you pass out,
Then slit your throat and find someone else.
>Hippyshit that wants to Maverick
Uh... some sort of stoner joke.
Something about free love or some bullshit.
>Simic
There are five holes to choose from,
Each smells more like fish than the last.
>>46814219
>>46814219
>five holes
>Getting a guild tattoo
>Not a Phyrexia sigil
>>46815983
New Memexia
>>46802371
I'd be okay with anything right of Gruul.
>>46802371
Golgari, to let all of my prospective partners know what a diseased skank I am.
Been thinking about getting this for a while now. Thoughts?
>>46814054
Fuck.
Have the same tattoo, in the same spot, on the same arm.
>>46815983
Thats just a lowercase phi though.
>>46819710
>get x on other arm to be cool
>oh anon I didn't know you were in chi phi
>>46819576
Need to work in more of the izzet symbol
>>46802371
Your favourite Guild duh
Would be Golgari for me, but im neither a girl, neither a tramp
>>46819773
I think dragons looks stupid, and I have no idea how else to work it in.
>>46805840
nice!
>>46813975
>>46813988
Tattoos like these in color are awful no matter what.
I've been thinking of getting an Eberron dragonmark one for a while but those have the same problem. Cool stylistics, look awful in color in the flesh.
>>46819594
You have a tatoo on his arm?
>>46819924
Thanks for the (you)
Here's yours
>>46819576
But an official WUR symbol already exists.
What normies will think your tattoo is
>Orzhov: the sun
>Boros: punching the sun
>Selesnya: tree
>Simic: curly tree
>Azorius: Illuminati
>Golgari: bug
>Dimir: Illuminati bug
>Izzet: dragon
>Gruul: on fire
>Rakdos: Insane Clown Posse
>>46822048
I'd get an Abzan tattoo.
Becoming a girl and a trampstamp are both relevent fetises for me. Orzhov though.
>>46822048
And boy does it suck
>>46819576
Best guilds, good designtoo bad they have terrible synergy
>>46823256
The league is already great on its own, we don't need allies
>>46804090
>>46805364
Nah mate any girl with a Golgari tattoo is primo tier wife material.
>>46819710
Phi rexia. First letter as logo quite common.
>>46827722or for something more evil
>>46802371
Probably Selesnya. It looks like the easiest one to explain away as something else when you don't want to admit you got a card game tattoo.
>>46802371
>Implying I don't already have Rakdos on my lower back
>>46828549
>implying you do
>>46827745
Pretty sure they've killed more people than the Rakdos guild combined.
>actually have orzhov on my shoulder
Well then
I got Simic. It's super cute.
Plus all the nerd boys love it ^^;
>>46805647
I know a guy who got orzhov on his hand
>>46805279
but it's not about generalizations at all, it's about which one we would get if we were cute anime girls, which we are
>>46822360
So you're down with the group of hard subs as well?
>>46828549
post pics, faggotplease
>>46802371
You're really running out of ideas aren't you?
Just go RP on some garbage board, have a fap, and then come back. Only post on /tg/ from now on when you're fap-sober.
>>46802371
The Steiner fist ripoff.
>>46835354
He says, trying his best to sound like a janitor, a day and a half after the thread was made
>>46812890
I was just thinking this.
