The rush-hour traffic is already ebbing by the time you step out of your apartment, freshly attired in some unobtrusive civvies - a navy-blue, short-sleeved polo shirt and dark jeans. The steel-shod end of your cane clicks against the concrete sidewalk with each step; the sound almost lost in the rising and falling thrumming of the cicadas lurking in the landscaping. After going absolutely gibbering nuts during last night's battle, nobody blinked an eye when you “called in sick” and took the rest of the workday off. Now, at 1830 hours, everyone's settling down to dinner or after-work pursuits, and the dormitory area of the base is relatively quiet. Elsewhere, though, you know work continues - at the JMSDF docks, and the commercial shipyards not far away in Tokyo harbor, and elsewhere in Japan, the second shift is just warming up. And for the intel analysts buried deep in their bulletproof cubicles and cramped little offices, stale coffee and dry donuts fuel the upteenth hour of strained, driven data crunching, sifting and sifting for the little golden speck that might finally turn the tide of war.
You stumble as your toe slips into a hole in the sidewalk you hadn't noticed, bringing your attention back to Earth. Shaking your head to clear the cobwebs, you sigh - maybe you *do* need a break.
At your side is Willie, one hand twisted into your pantleg for guidance, the other clutched defensively over her chest. She hasn't said a single word since you tossed your cane in-between the robo-dogs legs to save her, though she did stop bawling a few hours ago. Now it's just intermittent sniffles. You tried to get someone to stay with her for a while, but she spurned every candidate, opting to stay on your couch, wrapped up in a blanket under the AC vent.
You haven't thought about Willie for several days - just too much going on, too fast. As usual. Naka's words about crumbling mountains come back to you. Grinding your molars, you push them away. Willie's made tremendous progress, thanks in large part to Hate's shenanigans. Naka didn't get her instant fix either. Real life's not like the movies; things don't all sort out nice and neat after the big climax. It's a long, slow slog, and *that* is where real Duty lies. Someone once said that a hero is no braver than an ordinary man; he's simply braver for a few seconds longer. You've always thought that much the same could be said of duty - except it's measured in months and years.
You drop your big hand onto Willie's hat and roll it around a little, letting her know you're paying attention as she limps along with you towards Arizona's apartment. It describes the battleship perfectly - that quiet, composed dignity, always ready, always willing, and possessed of seemingly infinite endurance for any sort of toil or trial. It goes unremarked and unappreciated, and yet it's what truly underpins the safety of the millions that depend on military force for protection. For all the ads showing men stabbing CGI dragons with NCO swords, it's the guys that spend twelve hours a day fixing turbine gears and helicopter engines that really keep a Navy in fighting trim.
Or for that matter, little destroyers. Coastal patrol, anti-submarine warfare, convoy escort, et cetera - the smallest, cheapest and most overlooked units are often the ones you find yourself needing the most desperately. Those are the day-to-day operations you've had little time to concern yourself with; especially with the war kicking into high gear almost the instant you touched down in Japan. Willie's certainly gained confidence in her inherent fighting prowess, but you've no idea what her life is like amongst the other ships - she's the lone American of her class on this base; Sammy nonwithstanding. And Sammy isn't the best wingman in the world - she's more of a tank, with a cautious Willie crouching behind it as it snorts and roars its way through an urban area.
You wonder if the cliques and camaraderie that form amongst combat units in high-stress situations have already crystallized long ago with the Japanese DDs, leaving Willie a newcomer, an unwelcome interloper, an outsider. You wonder if it's just plain, old-fashioned grade-school bullying. You wonder if Willie's channeling her past experience, or if she was just scared shitless because she's a little girl that was chased down by a fucking killer robot. You think and think and think, trying to untangle the child from the combat ship right up till you knock on Arizona's apartment door.
Or try to. Before your knuckles make contact, the door springs open to reveal Arizona. Her usual small smile is smiled, but her blue eyes are dazzlingly bright. She's wearing a dark t-shirt and shorts - and her duster, tied around her waist like one might tie a sweatshirt. You haven't seen her wearing it since you landed two weeks ago; but given the heat of a southern Japanese summer, that's no big mystery.
She fixes you with that blazingly happy expression for a moment, then notices Willie. Willie might be a walking disaster zone, but it doesn't make her stupid - the way she turns her face downwards tells you she knows exactly what she's interrupting. Shame seems to radiate off the girl like waste heat.
[ ] You know Arizona might hate you forever for this, but you couldn't abandon her. You could *not.*
[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
[ ] Just pat Willie on the head and smile politely - take us both, or take nobody. If “personal time” with any one person is going to require you shirk your duty towards another, you may as well cut it off right here.
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
Encourage those mother instincts in Arizona.
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
I know it's dangerous, but it's time for me to DIVE INTO THE FIREWORKS!
>She's wearing a dark t-shirt and shorts - and her duster, tied around her waist like one might tie a sweatshirt
CUTE
>>46578445
>[x] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
Nicest option, and ultimatiums are a grade SSS dick move.
>>46578445
>[x] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578445
>[X] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
Let's see those maternal instincts.
>>46578445
>[X] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
Invoke the feelings of being 'big sis.' She loves that.
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578341
Erebus and Terror just need some poutine and some hugs, man.
...and some art~
Though would they really want to go back up there? One would think that they'd stay in the southern bits of Ontario or something, where it's nice and fucking warm... provided they're off their 'kill humans' mode, that is.
>>46578413
Good, because my entire progress is in the Kriegsmarine tech tree (up to the Konigsberg atm)
Aside from Graf Zeppelin, did the Germans have any other aircraft carriers?
>>46578445
>She's wearing a dark t-shirt and shorts - and her duster, tied around her waist like one might tie a sweatshirt
holy shit cute
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
Also, apologize, no matter what we do. Shit just comes up
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578445
>[X] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
keep Willie out of the kitchen and give Ari an apologetic kiss on the cheek as we go by
>>46578534
Hahahaha no. And Graf wasn't really up to date as a carrier.
>>46578534
There was another one planned, IIRC. Of course Goering hated the idea, so.
Erry and Terry are for purification and redemption!
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
Yep, time to poke and prod a bit to see if shipgirls have maternal instincts.
>>46578445
>[X ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578445
>[x] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
BIG BUNS
>>46578563
>Of course Goering hated the idea, so.
You mean that fat fuck had a good idea for once? Holy shit.
>>46578445
>[x] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
Ari plz.
>>46578386
go fuck yourself
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>[ ] You know Arizona might hate you forever for this, but you couldn't abandon her. You could *not.*
Just seems the most right.
>>46578445
>[ ] You know Arizona might hate you forever for this, but you couldn't abandon her. You could *not.*
>>46578426
...I don't know what's happening in that image.
>>46578445
>[X] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578445
>[x] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578379
Damn planefag you rused me with that OP.
>>46578582
He hated it because Le Luftwaffles on ze Kreigzmarine.
Basically he was more bitching that there would be an aircraft carrier at all.
>>46578592
Fuck Yamato first ya pansy.
>>46578592
Like clockwork.
>>46578534
>did the Germans have any other aircraft carriers
They tried to convert one of their cruisers into a carrier. They didn't even finish dismantling the existing superstructure before the soviets fucked them.
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
VOTES CALLED
>>46578445
>[ ] You know Arizona might hate you forever for this, but you couldn't abandon her. You could *not.*
Deliver an ultimatum, tell a white lie, or tell it like it is? Gee, what to do...
>>46578534
There were a couple in the works, but they couldn't get past Goering throwing hissy fits over who was going to pilot the airplanes. Though one of them provides excellent Abyssal material. former German cruiser Seydlitz.
>>46578445
[x ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
WITH HEADPATS.
Maybe show her the video in private.
>>46578445
>[o] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578582
Well, he was hoarding all the aircraft, so it balances out!
>>46578445
>[X] You know Arizona might hate you forever for this, but you couldn't abandon her. You could *not.*
My truth.
>>46578534
>my entire progress is in the Kriegsmarine tech tree
>I like seeing krautboats sink
>>46578561
Hmm. So likely placed at Tier 5 then?
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578543
>Also, apologize, no matter what we do. Shit just comes up
>this beta faggotry again
NEWSFLASH: not fucking everything is the guy's fault
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns
>>46578667
Five or Six as a premium. I can't remember if the Germans ever got carrier capable monoplanes.
>>46578534
With the way they seem to be mad about being betrayed, maybe what they /need/ is...I dunno, loyalty? Like when Goto shut them the fuck down on Shigure - the promise that their service will be honored, that they won't be abandoned again.
>>46578543
>Also, apologize, no matter what we do. Shit just comes up
That's for AFTER marriage, anon!
>>46578555
>keep Willie out of the kitchen and give Ari an apologetic kiss on the cheek as we go by
Do you know what "pistol whipping" is? Do you know what "pegging" is? Do you want to know what these things combined look like?
>[ ] You know Arizona might hate you forever for this, but you couldn't abandon her. You could *not.*
Idk it seems like the other option is missing the forest for the trees. If protection was all Willie wanted, she could have stayed with Hate. She is staying with us though for a reason. Besides, Settle has already established himself as the person who won't leave someone who needs him behind.
>>46578693
>as a premium
On one hand, yay, instant free xp
on the other, fuck me I'll have to pay to play a carrier?
>>46578379
>Hayashimo as the OP
False hopes abound!
>>46578649
>Though one of them provides excellent Abyssal material. former German cruiser Seydlitz.
One of the writefags already brought her back as a normal ship-girl.
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
Seconding the momboat option.
>>46578445
>[ ] You know Arizona might hate you forever for this, but you couldn't abandon her. You could *not.*
Tuebor.
Shall defend.
>>46578674
Bro, just a "Sorry, you know how crazy shit gets around here". Apologize for the circumstances, not for our choices
>>46578693
>prem Graf
Gotta see how Saipan works out first
>>46578716
>Kongo's Bongos in black
Yes. Yeeeeess
>>46578527
Since she couldn't do it for her own DDs.
>>46578716
>People voting for option 1
>Thinking Arizona might hate you forever
Stop being dramatic, guys.
>>46578769
Eh, Chifuyu-nee's swimsuit was better.
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578580
On her hip.
>>46578716
>Do you want to know what these things combined look like?
>asking this on 4chan
Answer's obvious, isn't it?
>>46578716
It doesn't help your point when you have a picture that makes people want to bend Kongou over a Dess.
>>46578693
>I can't remember if the Germans ever got carrier capable monoplanes.
IIRC, they planned to carrier-convert some Bf-109s and Ju-87s. When the FW-190 was introduced they switched to that for their fighters and dropped the 109s (as they should, the thing was hopelessly past it by 1943), but again, to my knowledge they never got beyond the drawing-board stage.
>>46578716
I'M NOT AFRAAAAAAAAAID
>>46578716
aint nothing wrong with pegging son, prostate stimulation feels good.
>>46578445
>[ ] She just had the ever-loving shit scared out of her, and you know there's nowhere she'll feel as safe as here, under the protection of the big guns.
>>46578817
TO TAKE A STAND?
EVERYBODY WILL COME AND TAKE YOUR HAND?
>>46578716
>Pegging
>Pistol whipping
Sorry, I don't get it.
>>46578816
Probably for the best, considering the kinds of problems the British had using Spitfires on carriers. I don't see the 109 doing a whole of a lot better.
...Um, votes were called like 10 minutes ago people.
>>46578841
Barrel of the pistol up your ass.
>>46578716
>Do you know what "pistol whipping" is? Do you know what "pegging" is? Do you want to know what these things combined look like?
...honestly, I'm kind of curious. I didn't think that anatomy would allow for combining the two. Curb stomping and pegging, yeah, but...
>>46578858
Ahhh. Ok. Thanks anon.
>>46578674
So? We don't apologize because it's our fault, we apologize Arizona got a bit let down and we want her to know we care.
>>46578770
Well, we got her to cuddle Naka and brush her hair a while back, so it seems like she enjoys it.
>>46578851
I hear the carrier-borne Stuka had some potential, though.
>>46578770
Oh burn. Because she couldn't defend her own DDs before?
>>46578858So how many shots until we explode?
>>46578592
Go fuck Yamato
>>46578592
*ssssssip*
So, what's the excuse gonna be when she falls asleep all over you while you're hanging out?
*sssssip*
It's gonna happen eventually, best start planning on how to explain it away now.
>>46578918
ONE.
>>46578918
Depends on the calibre.
>>46578903
Ari got sunk with the opening shots of the war. No shit she couldn't do shit to defend others, she couldn't even defend herself.
>>46578619
She doesn't want to fuck, you stupid fucking dildo.
>>46578936
In his lap even.
I bet yams is the little spoon when they play games.
>>46578980
Look, you're a battleship fairy. Wanting to get inside her is in your instincts.
>>46578980
You think Yamato doesn't want to fuck you, and WE'RE the stupid fucking dildos?
>>46578934
I would.
“She was chased down by some damn killer robot-dog... thing some geeks were trying to test,” you explain. “It had a remote weapons station on it - machine gun, and everything. It was loaded with simunitions, but she didn't know that.” You silently mouth “scared shitless” to Arizona. “She's a bit spooked...” you shrug. “And you *are* a battleship, so-”
“N-no,” Willie mutters, reluctantly loosening her death-grip on your pantleg. “I'm-” a sniffle - “fine. I can p-p-protect m-myself.” She shies away from you and turns to slink down the hall. “Gun go t'my room-”
>>46578980
Just take the hotel to a love hotel and jam it in. Naka can draw you a picture if you need it.
>>46578980
Are you that fucking dense or just shitposting?
She wants you to fuck her like the 8th Air Army fucked Desden.
>>46578936
You know as long as she doesn't have her rig out, I can lift her pretty fucking easily, right? I'd just put her on the fucking bed and go sleep on one of those fucking bean bag chairs I got. No big thing, shit's happened before.
>>46579000
Okay, that's actually starting to get annoying.
>>46578980
So it's not due to you maybe having received some shrapnel damage in a critical part of your anatomy during the Battle of Los Angeles, right?
>>46579024
And namefagging RP's aren't?
>>46579011
Dammit Willy is doing funny things to my heart.
She yelps with surprise as Arizona just grabs her by the waist and lifts her airborne. Turning, she walks back past you into her apartment, holding Willie in front of her like she might bear a flowerpot towards the windowsill. You let yourself in, closing the door and locking it behind you. Arizona deposits Willie on the couch - a carbon copy of your own, naturally - and steps into the kitchen. She returns a few seconds later with a glass of milk and a few donuts on a plate. Setting the plate on the Ikea end-table, she sits next to Willie on the couch and coaxes the milk into her hand. The small girl sips at it slowly, her miserable eyes on the carpet straight ahead. She seems to have no appetite for the donuts.
Arizona quirks her mouth, looking concerned, and gives you a glance.
You lean forward, hands on knees, to intercept Willie's LOS. “Hey. Willie. You ever bake anything?”
“B-b-bread....” she confirms with a little nod. “S-s-store bread r-ran out after a f-few d-days, I mean-”
Arizona smiles again, standing and tugging at Willie's sleeve till she rises and follows. Leading you both into the kitchen, Arizona picks up a big plastic bowl and hands it down to Willie. The girl looks down and wipes at her eyes with the back of her hand - but she knows what to do with a bunch of dough. Standing on tiptoe to wash her hands in the sink, she sits indian-style with her back against the counter and starts to knead it industriously, mouth pursing as she focuses on her task.
Arizona nods, satisfied, then turns to you. Picking up a recipe book, she flips between a few pages, offering you a selection of choices.
[ ] Donuts look good.
[ ] Cupcakes.
[ ] Sweet bread.
>>46579022
How soft is yams?
>>46578980
LT, you are so far in denial you exited Egypt and entered the Sudan.
>>46579039
>[ ] Donuts look good.
>>46579039
>Cupcakes.
>>46578980
DO WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO DO MARINE AND TURN THAT HOTEL INTO A LOVE HOTEL!
>>46579039
>[ ] Sweet bread.
>>46579039
[x] Cupcakes.
We already have a steady supply of donuts around, cupcakes would be more unique.
>>46579039
>[ ] Cupcakes.
>>46579022
>shit's happened before
And here we have the Marine deep within the folds of self-delusion, not cluing into the very obvious battleship-sized hints being dropped directly on him.
>>46579039
>[ ] Cupcakes.
CUPCAKESKI!
>>46579039
>[ ] Cupcakes.
Donuts are good, but let's experiment!
Also, comfy song for comfy thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDzi8N3BYMw
>>46579039
>[ ] Sweet bread.
>>46579039
>Standing on tiptoe to wash her hands in the sink
My God, Willie, she is too cute.
[x] Cupcakes. Donut Cupcakes.
>>46579039
>Donuts
Everyone likes donuts.
>>46579039
>[X] Cupcakes.
You can never go wrong with cupcakes, especially if they're red velvet. Plus I've never seen a kid who didn't get cheered up by cupcakes.
>>46579039
>[ ] Cupcakes.
>>46579039
>[X] Sweet bread.
>>46579039
>[x] Cupcakes.
It's time to bake.and oil up
>captcha is food
>>46579039
>[x] Cupcakes.
>>46579039
>[x] Cupcakes.
>>46579039
>[X] Sweet bread.
>>46579039
>[x] Cupcakes.
>>46579092
>Donut Cupcakes.
This man speaks gospel, gents.
>[x] Cupcakes
>>46579039
>[x] Sweet bread.
went as I expected.
>Ops shit up IRC by arguing with each other incessantly
>Gets all of the normal users silenced
Great going guys.
>>46579039
>[ ] Cupcakes.
>>46579039
>[x] Cupcakes. Donut Cupcakes.
>>46579039
>[ ] Cupcakes.
Arizona wanted to bake cupcakes, so we bake cupcakes. It seems a little more of an opportunity for playing around and being creative without being too demanding. Donuts seem rather impersonal by comparison.
>>46579024
its true though
>>46579039
>[ ] Cupcakes.
>>46579039
[X] Cupcakes.
You're a poor Greek planefag, where is the baklava option.
>>46579035
Not really no. It's the people harassing them that's getting on my nerves, since I can't filter you assholes.
>>46579039
[ ] Cupcakes
Donuts are boring.
>>46579039
>[ ] Sweet bread.
Now. I must admit. There's no real point or purpose to this vote. But sometimes anon makes the point for me.
Will they go for cupcakes, because they're cute, and innocent-looking, and they'll make the big rough Admiral look cute? Or will they go for bread, so they can knead the dough alongside Arizona, and possibly accidentally touch hands as they do? Or will they go for donuts, because they know she likes them?
>>46579137
>INQUIS IS HERETOFORE BARRED FROM DICKTOUCHING PARTIES
There is absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting to fuck every female that is your friend.
>>46579039
>[X] Cupcakes.
DONUTS ARE EASY TO FUCK UP AND INVOLVE HOT FUCKING OIL IN LARGE QUANTITIES AROUND WILLIE FUCKING DONT DO IT
>Willie sleeping comfortably on the couch
>Arizona and Settle in the bedroom, just about to initiate yasen
>suddenly Shimakaze smashes through the ceiling because nobody checked up on what she was up to
>in the distance, dogs howl as Yuudachi is no longer distracted by scratch-and-sniff stickers
>>46579039
>[ ] Cupcakes
Make adorable frosting decorations. We desire more cuteness.
>>46579039
[x] Cupcakes.
>>46579177
What says we won't innocently hold her hands when we are icing the cupcakes? To help direct her?
>>46579177
Pfft, simple.
Make Donut Cupcakes with sweet bread filling.
>>46579046
Eh. She's kinda like a track and field fucker or one of those swim team fucks. There's some soft, but it's over hard, know what the fuck I mean?
>>46579081
What, that she's comfortable and at ease in my fucking presence? No, I'd say I got that fucking hint.
>>46579039
>[ ] Cupcakes.
We've already done donuts before, let's try something new.
>>46579200
This is an excellent point
>>46579022
*sssssssip*
Uh-huh.
*ssssssssssssssip*
So, she's falling asleep in your lap...
Y'know, I'm gonna need a refill for this next sip.
>>46579125
>>46579099
Now this makes me wonder as to the possibilities of making red velvet donuts. Or boston cream cupcakes.
>>46579177
>Will they go for cupcakes, because they're cute, and innocent-looking, and they'll make the big rough Admiral look cute?
get out of my goddam head!
>>46579177
Willie is in close proximity.
Production of sweet bread is the safest option.
>>46579177
>knead the dough alongside Arizona, and possibly accidentally touch hands as they do?
That's just lewd...
>>46579208
>innocently hold her hands when we are icing the cupcakes?
Dude, blue board.
>[ ] Sweet bread.
>>46579039
>[ ] Cupcakes.
Capcha is food. It's onto us.
>>46579237
Fuck you mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vldZqlQD7DA
I just had bread and now this shit is making me hungry again.
>>46579177
Ash. I vote for Ashes.
... I might be going through Severe Dark Souls addiction.
>>46578397
>For all the ads showing men stabbing CGI dragons with NCO swords
I'm suddenly reminded of a bad old machinima series by the name of Hey Shipwreck, and its episode about military recruiting ads.
>>46579211
>What, that she's comfortable and at ease in my fucking presence? No, I'd say I got that fucking hint.
She's sleeping on top of you, Hate. That's either romantic in nature, or there's something fucking disturbing her at night and she's cuddling up to you to keep her safe from it.
>>46579211
OK, then fucking test it, if you are so sure.
Tell her about your interest in the chuuni's, maybe ask for a little advice even if you don't need to.
How she reacts will tell you exactly how what level you two are on.
>>46579237
>red velvet donuts.
Yep, but they have to be baked, not fried.
http://homemadehooplah.com/recipes/baked-red-velvet-donuts/
>>46579039
>[x] Cupcakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwLQUsJgt2M
CHEF JOHN TO THE RESCUE
>>46579288
>there's something fucking disturbing her at night and she's cuddling up to you to keep her safe from it.
... You don't fucking think that-
fuck. fuck fuckity- god FUCK. Alright, I gotta boogie. Someone fucking yell if Naka pops by, I gotta ask 'handlebuns' something. Actually need to fuckin chat with her.
>>46579211
>>46579229
Alright, got my fill up...
*sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssippppppppppp*
So, she's falling asleep in your lap and you're able to, with a good amount of specifics, describe exactly how soft she is.
*ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssipppppp*
Aw fuck. Out of coffee again.
>>46579177
Cupcakes are the superior choice because no other option allows Arizona to write cuteLEWDthings in the icing.
VOTES CALLED
and now to spring the surprise consequences that nobody could have forseen oooooooh
>>46579039
>[ ] Cupcakes.
>>46579211
So what does she smell like
>>46579177
HAND TOUCHING WILL BE HAD REGARDLESS OF BAKING CHOICE
>>46579039
>[x] Cupcakes.
There are opportunities for some cute frosting shenanigans with this.
>>46579347
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH GODDAMIT
>>46579338
And the circle of life continues.
>>46579267
If you want real hunger-inducing; Hot bread pudding. Made from crumbled Cinnabuns, icing and all.
>>46579338
>Actually need to fuckin chat with her.
Wanting her to direct you to a good love hotel?
>>46579347
>>46579275
Eh, I know it's an USMC recruitment video, but it's the closest I can find to the description given.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62tnJtLBQzQ
>>46579347
MY BODY IS READY
>>46579380
Do it. You know you want to.
>>46579312
>Red velvet
in b4 higgin picking up the phone, looking for her master and captain.
>>46579347
>the surprise consequences that nobody could have forseen
The consequence ischoosing cupcakes instead of donuts is going to make Shokaku go abyssal.
>>46579373
THAT'S CRIMINAL
>>46579347
>and now to spring the surprise consequences that nobody could have forseen oooooooh
Tatsuda or Tenryuu is dead.
Post chunnis.
>>46579418
>>46579347
... Is it time?
LAUNCH V2.
>>46579418
I'm okay with this.
Naka's new look needs to become a trend.
>>46579347
Whatever you say, Greek.
>>46579368
Dammit anon, now I have to listen to that song again.
Take responsibility.
>>46579430
>>46579430
>>46579448
>not wanting to listen to Solo Wing Pixy's new song, IKENAI BORDERLINE
Anon. pls.
>>46579442
<<CUT THE CHATTER, ANON>>
>>46579434
Why does fap angel deny us the good parts? We have been looking forward to baking with Ari for ages now.
>>46579398
I remember this one and the cliff climbing one being on like every commercial break during Digimon on Saturday mornings on Fox kids
>>46579422
>THAT'S CRIMINAL
Still a good way to salvage cinnabuns that are starting to dry out / go stale. Also highly addictive.
>>46579476
BUT IT'S TIME!
>>46579487
The Salt Mines must be exploited.
>>46579484
I like the addon. Good anon.
>>46579448
Let me help with that.
You all know what this means.
Higgin and Ari cook off. With Shokaku as surprise guest.
And Willie as the assistant judge.
>>46579476
He's right. The Game is being reset to Zero. Shimakaze has launched V2 and it will do away with Routes.
Time to raise up the King.
>>46579551
BEHOLD! THE IRON CHEFS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4Hq8p5rbUE
>>46579577
I can't place the reference for this.
>>46579551
Needs Akagi; no food contest is truly complete without her there to finish off the non-winning dishes.
Waste not, want not, after all.
Hey planefag,
As a genuine New England asshole, I take offense with your portrayal of Hamp as a sarcastic Starbucks-chugging prick.
Massholes subsist on Dunkin Donuts garbage coffee, only women drink Starbucks. Please correct this oversight.
>>46579398
isn't there like a curse where marines in a lot of these ads have committed suicide
>>46579398
How many Marines joined the Corps in the early '90s just to slay that fucking Balrog?
>>46579577
WHAT HAS BORDERS GIVEN US?!
IDOLS IN SPACE, THAT'S WHAT!
>Ikenai Borderline plays in the distance
>>46579587
Ace Combat Zero, mate.
>>46579608
At least one in every three.
>>46579616
>>46579577
Did you know there are three kinds of shitposters?
>>46579616
The fuck's Ikenai Borderline?
>>46579398
Is that the officer's dress uniform or is it the same for every marine enlisted?
>>46579654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_vT465H79s
>>46579489
>cliff climbing one
which one is this? Can't find it. Found a compilation though.
>>46579608
The fuck is that a Balrog? More like a low-tier fire elemental if anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inSzBLaTiNI
>>46579633
Those who seek (You)'s.
Those who gather salt.
And those who can derail the thread into oblivion.
Those are the three.
>>46579608
Who wouldn't want to slay a Balrog? That's really fucking Metal.
>>46579654
Google it it's a song
>>46579347
Planefag, I think you should take a minute to read this piece of, and I quote, "post-post modern impressionist trolling."
Please enjoy, everyone.
“Cupcakes look good,” you offer. “Donuts require - do you even have-”
She points over your shoulder at a small deep fryer on the counter - from the shape of the plug, it seems to be a rather antiquated one. “I'm afraid I'm all thumbs in the kitchen; we might want to stay away from that.” You twitch your eyes towards Willie.
Arizona's smile slides to one side of her face - almost like a smirk. She opens up a cupboard and produces a box of pink sprinkles; then a pack of cupcake... liners? Wrappers? The paper. She makes a point of showing you the pattern on them - little hearts on a pink background. Flourishing her hand foppishly, she caresses her own cheek and bats her eyes at you.
“Oops, should've remembered my cookie pan with the missile-shapes on it,” you retort dryly.
Arizona blinks. Then she tilts her head, one eyebrow just barley twitching higher, as if to say... *missiles?*
“I've also got one with battle-axes,” you return smoothly. There. Go ahead and imply a phallic shape from THAT, sweetheart.
Arizona purses her lips thoughtfully. Then she takes your hand, pulling it in front of you and turning it palm-up. She plucks a pastry thing (you're sure the huge syringe-looking thing has a proper name, but you'll be damned if you can remember,) and, with a squint, she starts drawing a battle-axe on your palm in pink frosting. First one side of the axe-head... then the other... and then, extending from their middle, the long, rather thick-looking shaft.
She analyzes this for a moment, eyes focused in serious study - then she gives you another searching look.
[ ] Surrender.
[ ] Lick it off your hand.
[ ] Take the pasty “thing” and modify the drawing (suggestions welcome.)
>>46579676
>And those who can derail the thread into oblivion.
>>46579654
People are conflating the new macross anime with Ace Combat Zero, so I'm assuming that's a song from it.
>>46579633
THOSE THAT SEEK ATTENTION
THOSE THAT ONLY PRETEND TO BE RETARDED
AND THOSE THAT READ THE MOOD OF THE THREAD
Lewding DD's is ohyodo approved
>>46579673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi8RTlFxcUI
>>46579690
>[ ] Surrender.
>>46579676
And him?
He was a true shitposter.
>>46579683
there are levels of irony here I can't even begin to fathom
>>46579690
>[ ] Surrender.
>>46579690
>[ ] Lick it off your hand.
NAVY
>>46579690
>[ ] Lick it off your hand.
TOMASO, I SUMMON YOU
>>46579690
>bats her eyes at you.
Is Ari even capable of doing that? I am having a hard time imagining it.
>>46579690
> [ ] Surrender
She's got us beat. Dammit Ari.
>>46579690
>[ ] Lick it off your hand.
UNDERWAY
>>46579714
HA. HAHA. HAAHHAAH. FUCK.>>46579708
>>46579690
>[ ] Surrender.
Ari's the only shipslut with actual first-hand knowledge of being a slut. We're not gonna beat her at her own game.
>>46579690
>>[x] Surrender.
>>46578693
They Did.
Bf 109T, navalised E-4s basically, produced in a decent amount. Used for coastal patrol & defence.
Ju-87C, navalized hybrid of a B-2 and an R-2. Converted back to Rs.
They also had an excellent Fiessler toroedo bomber in the early stages also produced in some numbers, despite being a biplane was an excellent aircraft. One transferred to Croatian service shot down a P-51.
>>46579690
>[x] Take the pasty “thing” and modify the drawing (suggestions welcome.)
DRAW FLAMES
FLAMING BATTLEAXE (completely ignore the lewd connotations)
>>46579690
[ ] Take the pasty “thing” and modify the drawing (suggestions welcome.)
Draw "battle axes" on AZ
>>46579690
[X] Take the pasty “thing” and modify the drawing (suggestions welcome.)
Change it into an ax guitar
>>46579690
>[ ] Take the pasty “thing” and modify the drawing (suggestions welcome.)
Battleship silhouette
>>46579750
>Is Ari even capable of doing that? I am having a hard time imagining it.
Mockingly, of course. Oh look at the Big Ruff Admiral making cute little cupcakes.
>>46579690
[x] Feed the icing drawing to her. Shaft first.
>[ ]Surrender.
We never win this game.
>>46579690
>[X] Lick it off your hand.
Gettin' all hot and bothered already.
>>46579760
>>46579708
>>46579654
I will stand by that assumption until the next few episodes say otherwise.
>>46579784
Well, damn her opinion. Cupcakes are tasty.
>>46579690
>Feed it to her
>>46579690
>[X ] Lick it off your hand.
SETTLE HUNGRY. SETTLE LIKE FROSTING.
>>46579803
On the other hand, their other name is fairy cakes.
>>46579690
>[ ] Take the pasty “thing” and modify the drawing (suggestions welcome.)
repeat on her hand
>>46579690
>[ ] Surrender.
YUP
>>46579690
Add two more bigger half circle shapes to the shaft and turn the axe into a butterfly.Because that's not gay at all.
>>46579760
Were you intending to reply to >>46579708 there, or was that your normal level of attention to detail showing?
>>46579690
[X] Lick it off your hand. And draw more shapes on her.
>>46579683
What...help. Help. I can't...I can't even.
