Stat me /tg/
CHA and WIS both 18, of course. High DEX, too, and both INT as evidenced by the technical aspects of his work. But what many don't know is that he was a sergeant in the air force for 20 years before he took up painting full time, so he was undoubtedly hard as fuck. Good STR, good CON.
Basically, before he was born, Bob Ross got to roll 4d6/drop lowest/keep rerolling until you get whatever you want.
Let's call it a few levels of ranger before going into bard, with a level or two of druid mixed in there. He skilled up Handle Animals/Animal Empathy pretty heavily, too. Max ranks Diplomacy.
>>43442899
Happy :)
Lawful Good
Charisma: Infinite
>>43442899
0 Con
>>43442899
>Dank memes/10
>>43442954
He probably doesn't have more than 16 in any stat, but he definitely doesn't have a single stat under 10.
>>43443971
6d6 drop 3 lowest?
He's at least a Second Circle summoning.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/laurenorsini/2015/11/02/how-dead-painter-bob-ross-is-bringing-positivity-to-the-internets-most-cynical-community/
This is fucking hilarious
>>43444464
kek
>>43444464
Bob Ross's outward kindness and happiness was so great (despite that he harbored great sadness as well) it'll keep on being a thing, 20 years, or even a generation or more after his death.
I didn't know him, I didn't even watch his show much (didn't even have a chance to before the internet), but even if it was all an act he put on, I'm still sad he's gone.
>>43444464
I watched like an hour of him on twitch, it was kind of funny how twitch memes got applied to the painting. He is so soothing to watch though.
>>43442954
>Air Force
>Hard as fuck
Sigh...
>"Before the show launched, Ross would try to promote the painting technique but with little interest. He also had to find a way to cut back on spending, so he decided to have his hair permed, just so he could save money on haircuts. The perm hairstyle was not comfortable for Ross, but ultimately became an iconic feature of his image"
>>43445033
>"You absolutely have to have dark to have light. It's like in life, you gotta have a little sadness so you know when the good times come."
>"I'm waiting on the good times now."
>>43442899
Champion of the chaos god of empathy, mr. Rogers.
Watching Bob Ross is both joyous and heartbreaking
>>43442899
+2 armor on head location.
>>43445409
we miss you Bob
STR 6
AGI 7
DEX 7
CON 6
POW 8
INT 5
PER 6
WP 10
Advantages: -
Disadvantages: Grim destiny 2p, Doomed 2p
Freelance
Attack 100
Defense (Dodge) 50
Boxing (10p)
Firearms (60p)
Art 100 (Still natures)
Leadership 200(Inspire happiness)
Assorted soldier secondaries. IDK aboud level.
>>43449806
Level two or three. Preceding levels probably ranger or nonmagical Illusionist.
Advantages - Charm, 1pt Natural Learner(Art), 1pt Natural Learner(Leadership), 1pt Elan(Rafael).
Appearance 7
>>43445404
This smells way too much like an urban legend for anyone to take it seriously.
>>43450526
literally clipped from Wikipedia.
>>43450564
Oh yeah, nobody ever writes made up stuff on Wikipedia. It's the most dependable source in the multiverse.
So I work at an arts and crafts store.
Over the last few days, me and my coworkers have been considering getting together with a few canvases, some random paints, and a fuckload of booze then getting hammered and marathoning Bob Ross to drunk paint along with him.
This thread only makes me want it more...
I like to think Bob would be happy seeing people come together and laughing while enjoying the hobby of painting among friends, and knowing he had a part in that.
>>43450607
Do it. Bob would want you to express yourself in happy little trees.
>>43450607
Season 2 episode 13
"welcome back, certainly glad you decided to watch the half hour today. Hope you enjoy painting along with me or just pull up an easy chair and let's have fun"
Paint for bob
>>43450607
"I think that's what attracted me to painting so much. I could create any kind of world I want, nothing hurts here. No pain. Nobodies unhappy. Just a pleasant place. It's nice here."
Goddamn bob
"We tell people sometimes: we're like drug dealers, come into town and get everybody absolutely addicted to painting. It doesn't take much to get you addicted."
So true Bob...so true...
>>43445409
>>"I'm waiting on the good times now."
>>43450607
>>43450644
>>43450680
>>43450889
He's so lovely. The best of dads.
>>43444464
https://archive.is/qaCyZ
And of course some site still manages to get butthurt over something as comfy as this.
Good job.
"we got young people in their 90's making paintings they didn't think were possible. And it makes them happy, and if there's anything painting should do, it should make you happy."
>>43450579
>muh everything on wikipedia is either a joke or straight up lies
it's just an anecdote about some artist's life. what kind of sources would you want for that?
-10 HP.
>>43452164
Your reading comprehension is terrible.
>>43452599
;_;
