ATTENTION CITIZEN. YOU HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF TREASON.
HOW DO YOU PLEAD.
>>48320936
Oh damnit. You got me.
Only Commie Mutant Traitors plead, I trust Friend Computer, Friend Computer is my friend and Friend Computer would never be friends with a Traitor, so therefore the accuser must be a Traitor!
>>48320979
>Syntax error
>Computer explodes
>>48320964
REPORT TO TERMINATION THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY CYCLE
>>48320979
THIS INFORMATION WAS RETREIVED BY RETREIVAL SPECIALIST (Information not available at your clearance)
ARE YOU ACCUSING THE ORIGINAL FILE SUBMITTER IN INT-SEC OR THE (REDACTED)?
I have sufficient clearance to commit treason.
>>48320936
Oh. Come on. This is my sixth clone. Can´t I finish a mission without being executed for once?
>>48321004
Only two possible outcomes:
-this is a loyalty test, in which case I cannot lie to Friend Computer, I am not a Traitor
-This is not a test, in which case infosec have failed Friend Computer.
I don't have clearance to determine the truth, so Friend Computer must determine the outcome
>>48321027
SUBMIT IDENTITY AND CLEARANCE
>>48321048
REPORT TO INT-SEC DETENTION CENTER #34 IN SECTOR DIY FOR MANDATOR SERVICE-SERVICE. YOU WILL BE SPARED THIS TIME.
>>48321053
AN INVESTIGATION HAS BEEN FILED, REPORT TO MISSION BREIFING IN SECTOR HYD, BREIFING ROOM (This information not available at your clearance)
>>48320936
ATTENTION FRIEND COMPUTERHONK HONK HONK VIRUS
>>48321352
ALL TROUBLE SHOOTERS ARE TO REPORT TO SECTOR DLL CORRIDOR 55 TO TERMINAAJHS:EFh :SDkjh@8935654 64#854 F4sdfg65w3454wsg6S 1435g6
Error. A critical fault has been detected.
>>48321107
Frined Computer? I don´t know where sector DIY is located. Had to give my map to a blue clearance guy, since he was higher up than me.
>>48321455
You there! Yes you! You're coming with us! There's commies in the barracks and you're going in first, RED.
>>48320936
Welp, guess you really can't trust computers.
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>48320936
With my dick
>>48321546
YOU HAVE BEEN MISSING YOU DAILY SUPPRESSANTS. THIS IS TREASON. REPORT FOR TERMINATION.
>>48321538
TRUST THE COMPUTER. THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND.
>>48321500
Look, Friend Computer wants me to report somewhere else, so I don´t have the...
You know what? I go in there. It´s treason, not to do one thing or the other anyway.
>>48321590
Inside the Barracks is nothing more than a confused looking INFRARED Citizen. He gives you a pleading look, visibly stuck with one arm in a vending machine featuring HOT FUN food supplement.
>>48320936
Exactly how many people are authorized to access this Blue board?
>>48325113
Twelve.
>>48320936
Me?
[Looks behind me]
But friend-computer, as a troubleshooter i am to kill commie mutant traitorous scum; if i was a commmie mutant traitor I'd have to kill myself. I haven't killed myself, therefore I cannot be a commie mutant traitor. Furthermore I know that because commie mutant traitors and especially secret societies are not real, I can only assume that this message is the result of commie mutant traitor activity. Where would you like me to go and troubeshoot, dear friend-computer?
I plead ignorance.
>>48320936
Well, first you fold the fabric back on itself, then you secure it in place with either a pin or some stitching.
But wait, pleating is treason now?
>>48320936
Look, it's not my fault my opponent is playing red and I have no hexproof, okay?
>>48320936
What's a "treason?"
>>48331386
Whatever Friend-Computer says it is.
>>48331386
It's a big thing that grows out of the ground, Da'
>>48320936
>>48327294
>>48320979
i love these, why can't my players do this more
>>48320936
Friend Computer, my dubs prove I was at home at the time! In the sewers! Because I'm a mutant!
Friend computer I am guilty understand that I inadvertently committed treason while performing my troubleshooting duties this is why I reported myself and turn myself over to judgement as I know my Friend computer only wants what's best for me and if I am to be executed then so be it I'm not going to question friend computers orders
>>48335288
Kek'd and check'd
It wasn't me! Honest! It was that guy! >>48335710 He did it!
>>48335891
Accusing another without evidence is treason friend.
I do not know. I have been implanted with a Device that blocks any memories I have of things that are above my clearance level. Any treasonous activity would likely be blocked by the Device.
I can confirm that I have gaps in my memory. Maybe I took part in treason. Maybe someone else committed treason and I saw something above my clearance as a result. Maybe I took part in something that was classified after the incident. I don't know.
The Device will unlock my memories if I gain sufficient clearance. Though increasing the clearance of a suspect seems unwise.
I will accept Friend Computers judgement.
