Filename thread?
>>48235279
More akin to having a negative wisdom modifier.
>>48235279
>tfw people responding via twitter all have -4 int
my sides.
>>48235694
Alright, I think I've made enough alignment filenames.
>>48235489
>>48236022
I don't get how the filename relates to the image.
>>48236034
I'd imagine it'd have to do with players spending too much time with imaginary prostitutes rather than advance the plot. Still not that funny I imagine unless I knew what show the image was from.
>>48236234
Jesus, that's worse than AvP 2010. What is it with sports games and having really shonky animations?
>>48236398
More complex collision detection/yearly releases is my guess.
>>48236465
>>48236234
>Not "German Engineering"
You had one job
>>48235713
wut game
>>48238534
Some older Elder Scrolls title, either Arena or Daggerfall, cba to check which
>>48239484
Daggerfall. That's Mannimarco, the King of Worms, most powerful necromancer in the setting and leader of one of the factions you can ally with.
>>48240311
sauce?
>>48235279
>>48235337
Yea I mean god damn his clear intention was to make the cop THINK he had a gun, he whipped it around as fast as possible after "drawing" it from the back of his fucking pants...he basically killed a Gran Turino only he died trying to get some lean instead of trying to symbolically atone for past sins by saving a hard-working gook from gang life.
Sympathy to the guy for losing his life, but so unwise
>>48239853
I remember stumbling into his lair when I was 11 and playing the game without any idea as to what I was doing. So badass.
Then they just made him a fucking chump boss in Oblivion
>>48240397
>Not "are you threatening me?"
>>48240685
You can have all the TP.
>>48240343
Shouldn't it be "Won the lottery"?
>>48240732
>not "forgot to deal with the lich.jpg"
>not "moments before undead horde attacking.jpg"
>>48240753
Exactly, THIS party got their shit together, anon.
It's really quite simple.
>>48240786
>>48240806
>>48240816
>>48240855
flcl was not good FACT
>>48235671
SANS!!
>>48240732
My Fallout lore is rusty but I'm sure that you got crucified if you lost the lottery.
>>48241289
>The Lottery is a Fallout New Vegas thing
Why are F:NV fans invariably such cancer?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery
>>48241344
I know about the historical lottery, Anon. I can't remember if the Legion did it different.
>>48241367
>The Lottery
>Historical
Why are all americans and ameriboos such gutter trash?
>>48241404
I'm not having a good morning.
>>48235175
>>48241462
>curse
Why would you say such a nasty thing about Father's blessings?
>>48240610
I can't imagine what this guy's thought process was. The only logical explanation is suicide by cop.
>>48241289
>>48241367
>>48241462
This guy is the funniest thing I've seen all morning. I love you, you beautiful idiot.
>>48241644
Because it's horrible.
>>48241687
I knew I shouldn't have gotten on /tg/ this morning, but I made someone's morning so I guess being a bigger idiot than normal did something positive.
>>48242199
>Playing Black Crusade.jpg
>>48235279
...what was the retard planning? Threatening a cop that was backing up, miming like he had a gun in his pants then PULLING OUT HIS HAND AND MAKING THE SHAPE OF A GUN TO POINT AT THE COP WHO HAD HIS WEAPON DRAWN AND IS TRAINED TO SHOOT WHEN THREATENED.
What the fuck, dumbass totally deserved to get shot. Anyone that defended him is retarded.
>>48235279
maybe he had just seen grand torino ?
great movie
>>48242258
Well, that's pretty much the same thing.
>>48240947
>tfw you remember watching the show that explains how it was done
>>48235279
He earned that first shot, but that cop had no business shooting him again or hitting him when he was down. Police are paid to enforce the law, not to hide behind their badge while they vent their personal frustration.
>>48240556
We have cyberarms now?
>>48242455
That and much more.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-penis-ripped-child-bionic-replacement-article-1.2334100
>>48235279
I'm posting from an air freshener. Could somebody link to a gif or yt video?
>>48241289
>>48241367
He is correct. You win the Legion's lottery by being the only person who doesn't get crucified.
>>48241344
>>48241404
Why do you accuse anonymous people of being a certain nationality? I think you're carrying some deep seated resentment here.
>>48242429
Cops are trained to shoot an armed assailant until they stop moving, not just shoot them once, same with soldiers. What next, say he should have just shot him in the arm with a "wounding shot"? That's not a thing either because shooting people is dangerous and you don't do it unless you are prepared to kill them.
>>48242462
I wouldn't mind having an 8 inch penis...
>>48242429
Wounding shots are a fucking myth, you shoot to kill or don't shoot at all.
>>48242553
>>48242581
This.
When someone has attacked you, and you've shot back, never assume they're out of the fight. Never turn your back, never lower your guard, because they might not be as harmless as you thought. It's easy to say he should have been more restrained when we're looking at this from a calm, safe place, not the three seconds of life or death panic when someone seemingly tries to kill you despite your every warning.
Fuck he even gave ground and backed away, the suspect kept advancing on him and threatening him before making as if to attack him, what the hell did he think was going to happen?
And fuck all those commenters, when you run straight at a cop, who is backing away, has drawn a gun and is warning you to back off, and you keep rushing him while threatening him and then 'pretend' to pull a gun, do you think the cop should wait until you actually shoot him to be justified in defending himself? If the policeman was the one who ended up dead they'd all be shedding crocodile tears, and a few would be claiming the criminal had the right to defend himself from the evil white cop.
>>48242390
>tfw possibly doing a mage the awakening game soon and these file names make you want to ask about advice on character idea i have
>>48235279
>people literally siding with the kid
What? he deserved to die. Srly if it wasn't a finalist on that year's Darwin Awards I'll be mad
>>48240856
Source?
>>48235823
>D&D martial classes concept vs D&D martial classes mechanics
>>48242772
You're planning on making a technomancer I take it?(Do they exist in WoD? I don't know much about WoD)
have some more technomancy-related filenames anyway
>>48239777
>-2 to Wis
>Armor plating counts as having armor
>Monk
Why?
>>48241344
Except she was stoned, not crucified.
And the picture is a New Vegas reference, retard.
>>48242822
That is pretty fucking metal.
>>48242998
I'm still going over books to get a better grasp on the setting, I'm just excited about the idea.
Magic pirate, going to attempt to recreate the golden age of piracy, using magic to protect me from firearms and what not. Ran the idea by the GM when I had it and he said it was fine, but the more I think about it the more I realize I may not even be able to get a pirate republic off the ground since its a modern day setting.
>>48243109
Look up Sealand. Find yourself an abandoned offshore oil rig and declare nationhood. With magic, you'll be able to enforce it, though things might get a bit vulgar.
>>48243109
>the more I think about it the more I realize I may not even be able to get a pirate republic off the ground since its a modern day setting.
When did stupid things like "feasability" stop PCs from doing what they wanted?
>>48243076
>>48243005
It's not optimized, but it's fun.
>>48243154
If I mind fuck people into being part of the crew until it gets enough attention I have people genuinely joining up, would I be hit with a paradox or does brainwashing sleepers get around that? Ultimately I'd want to free them, it is going to be a grand experiment in total democracy, all men free to do as they please save for stopping others from doing the same. Want to really bring that lawless chaotic, but fair, vibe that many pirate ships back in 1700s were meant to have.
>>48243157
Oh I did not say it will stop me, this is just a problem for me to solve, preferably quickly, coupled with a bit of a moral dilemma.
>>48240397
Are fashion designers so far up their own asses that they don't realize how aesthetically unappealing this shit is?
>>48239853
They screwed him over hard in Oblivion.
>>48243261
All the stuff you see in fashion shows isn't meant to be worn by regular people, think of it as wearable art and the poor sods stuck in them as walls in a gallery.
>>48243260
No, I mean the magic you need to fend off everybody who says you aren't really a nation and who swings by to try and oust you might get vulgar.
>>48240700
What did he mean by this?
>>48243287
So that (potential) initial brainwashing wouldn't get me fucked?
Everybody who sais I'm not a nation is likely going to have to enforce that with guns, I can hopefully push the bullets around me and guide my bullets to make sure they hit their target. Defend the new pirate republic a couple times coupled with some taking of vessels or raiding of coastline towns all while uncanny success could maybe get people to let it go for a little while, during which time I'm hoping to get more people to join up.
Like I said, still familiarizing myself with the setting. But if reality in based on consensus, if I were to eventually get tales of some insane pirate LARPing with a group of other insane pirates out at sea as pirates from 300 years ago who just cant seem to get actually shot, not unlike some myths surrounding pirates from that time, could it snowball into a loop of
>legend sais this man cant be shot
>holy shit how did 10 guys unloading 300 bullets at this guy all at once miss every fucking shot
>the legend must be true!
because then I could pull off some god damn magnificent acts of piracy. It all depends on how far reality will let me take it, and if changing the public perception of reality can make it so people believe more and more blatant acts of magic.
>>48242873
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck you, you got me.
>>48236222
But... I like freeform.
>>48242926
People who commit suicide are excluded from the list. In my mind the only reasonable explanation for his actions are suicide by cop.
>>48242563
He got it done, hired a hooker during the surgery time to take his virginity, publicized it, banged her, decided 8 inches was a bit too much shaft as she claimed it hurt a bit, so now he's getting more surgery's to have the girth reduced by half and the shaft by 3" so in the future he won't harm anyone.
>>48243708
What an idiot, he just needs to learn some technique rather than going through costly, time-consuming surgery to a tender area
>>48243754
But, anon! Think of the delicate women bits he could permanently destroy with his robodick!
>>48243218
Why does Landorus care?
>>48243784
He should find a gynoid waifu that has a techno vagina and impregnate her with his cyber children.
>>48243865
So she's the party-face I take it?
>>48243892
How alse will the cybrog master race begin?
>>48243905
close. She's the Mascot. Functionally the same, but one's more adorable.
>>48243892
Well shit. Now we need to find the one chick in the world who got mangled at birth and give her a cyber-vag so they can bug their neighbors all night with the sound of grinding gears and scraping metal.
>>48243968
>>48240856
Sauce? Reverse imagesearch has failed me.
>>48243878
That's Thundurus, you fuckhead.
An oldie but a goodie.
>>48240855
>Welcome to Earth
Literally Germany right now.
>>48243658
>>48243154
International laws were changed, so assuming the game occurs in present day, he couldn't legally declare an abandoned oil rig to be a nation. Of course, sovereignty ultimately is secured with force, but my understanding is that wizards in WoD are keeping the wizard thing a secret from normal people.
>>48244264
>>48244389
>>48244362
If he wants to set up a brand new nation of pirates, it's going to be by force no matter what, which Sealand is a little illustrative of. He's going to have to use a lot less violence if he plants his flag on an oil rig no one is actually using than he would if he tried it on a stretch of coast some country's citizens are actually occupying.
The whole project is probably foolish from the get-go, though, because of the wizards trying to keep magic under wraps.
>>48240603
>Double Hell
Every time
>>48244362
mate after I read a bit on sealand, I could see my new pirate republic going kinda like that with one key difference. Sealand wants to be recognized as a nation. pirates dont need to be recognized, they just need to be left alone. I'll take a place, declare it a separate entity from the rest of the world, then allow democracy to shape the course from there while trying to use my magics to keep us going despite all.
>>48244554
Honestly, it seems like I'd be facing a million problems from recreating a fucking 300 year old pirate republic in modern day, and who knows how much worse that will get if other magic users take issue with it. Not sure on the rules of how paradox works, but things MIGHT work out if other magic users notice what im doing and decide to help me, and if we can use more obvious magic if we can manage to sway the peoples beliefs so that they find nothing shocking about the stuff that happens. It could become an oil tanker of legend.
If you don't know the ways pirates operated in the golden age of piracy though, I will say I expect that the complete democracy thing is going to see the place devolve into chaos and self destruction very quickly.
>but at least I'll be a legend!
>>48243005
Armor plating actually does not count as having armor, but counts as natural armor (and thus lets you add Monk armor bonuses).
That's why.
>>48243407
Playing AoS is like swimming in shit
>>48242751
Plus there is no way to personally confirm that a single shot will stop the threat. A woman hit a man here in Georgia 4 times with .38 in his face and neck and he still had the ability to flee the house.
>>48236465
>slide into your dms like
>>48245869
>plate male bikini
step up your game, senpai
>>48246183
Different anon. He means they just found out the other day the massive unstoppable in rush of immigrants is making their economy tank and they can't stop it and some economist gave loose evidence showing if the shit merkel pulled didn't happen they could have sustainably pulled in the same amount over the course of years.
>>48246226
Sounds like it sure would be a bad for Germany if one of the nations that make up about 20% of the funding for the EU decided to leave after a refferendum.
As a britfag, I cannot beleive we actually managed to dodge Boris in charge.
>>48246226
You sound like a 12 year old faggot.
>>48245690
The 3.5 warforged specificallay states that "This plating is NOT natural armor and does NOT stack with other effects that give an armor bonus." Emphasis mine.
>>48246315
Everyone's dropping the ball these days. Its like a football play where someone fumbles so another play goes for it and fumbles that shit too infinitum until were this big sweaty trainwreck of a world.
>>48246384
Either way, I know for a fact that it stacks with Monk armor bonuses.
>>48246315
Boris died of heart attack almost 10 years ago.
May he rest in peace.
>>48246395
you know whos responsible for this, don't you?the Catholic church
>>48246395
>Everyone's dropping the ball these days. Its like a football play where someone fumbles so another play goes for it and fumbles that shit too infinitum until were this big sweaty trainwreck of a world.
You literally described Englands performance against Iceland the day following the referendum.
>>48246416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-z9wfueMAw
>>48246413
>>48245690
Must be a new FAQ/Errata because old one explicity said that it fucked up monk's features
>>48244194
epiiiiiKKK legion brothers storm power klan brothers in power brothers in arms united legion for life xD
white islamic syrian kurd empire power klan /b/rothers unlimited unstoppable
syria is for the kurds
allahu akbar
allahu akbar
allahu akbar
>>48246421
Nah. Brexit was voted for by a collection of different people with axes to grind.
1) Racists
2) Northerners that have been waiting 40 years to destroy the south and Westminster in particular.
3) Gullible idiots
4) Old people who want things to go back to the 70's.
And now that we've just gotten another female Prime Minister, and were looking at wholesale privatisation and complete removal of all banking and investment controls in order to keep the economy from going through the shitter, it is difficult to describe just how hard that last group is getting EXACTLY what it voted for. With group 2 not far behind.
>>48246588
So what you're saying is the Brits committed suicide?
>>48243198
>but it's fun
If I want to play a fun game that doesn't depend on my character being optimized I wouldn't be playing D&D
>>48244896
>>48246673
>Lich DMPC tries to railroad murderhobo
Don't worry, the Britfags will bounce back after they do what they do every fifty years: dump all their poor alcoholics onto an unsuspecting world in a mass migration until there's nothing left in the UK but crusty old white people who think a cup of unsweetened tea and a fucking sausage equal a meal.
>>48246673
>just hold there, I'll get you out soon enough
>>48246715
Don't get it.
>>48246644
The public voted to commit suicide. But it's up to the people actually in power to choose how to do it.
And the people in power don't want to do it. So I expect them to drag their heels like motherfuckers, and then negotiate a deal that looks like we've left europe but actually haven't left europe.
>>48246789
A joke about "special snowflakes"
>>48246790
Hope your politicians are weaselly
motherfuckers then, life is shit enough as is when your neighbours aren't pulling the trigger on you.
>>48236222
have another
>>48243865
>>48246457
What the fuck am I looking at
>>48246866
It's the Tories. They fucking invented political weaseling. The main problem with them has never been their competencies (although it's had bad days like every other party) it's been what they use that competencies for, ie: Buggering the poor. Except in this case it's their feedtrough on the block.
Basically the referendum happened because David Cameron trusted the political forecasters to know what the fuck they were talking about. Twice.
First time was in the 2015 elections, everyone is saying another Coalition is in the offing. Cameron has been keep the Referendum off the table but the backbenchers who want it onside by saying that he can't have one because of being in a coalition with the Lib Dems.
Then Labour collapse in Scotland and the Lib Dems effectively cease to exist in british politics.
Daves now fucked, because he no longer has an excuse not to have a referendum. But okay! He says, We'll have you fucking referendum! And when the public vote remain like any sane human being would you don't ever fucking bring this horseshit up again!
I'm pretty sure that like most Tory politicians, Cameron legitemately forgot that England has a north, and it HATES the south. So every time he said "Brexit will destroy the London banks" he was literally campaigning for Brexit to them.
And THAT is how you can go from Prime Minister of a first world nation, to unemployed two weeks.
>>48247089
What's the political climate like in the North, and why does it hate the South? What I'm inferring from your posts is that the North is mostly Working Class/Blue Collar that wants to drag the Upper Class/White Collar out of their Ivory Tower kicking and screaming.
>>48246416
pretty sure he's talking about boris johnson but whatever
>>48247256
But thats a completely correct statement on emu's.
>>48243407
That is a man who has broken in to a town or cities septic storage, he is literally sitting in a massive vat of shit, piss and everything you flush away down the toilet.
>>48247303
THE JOKE
YOUR HEAD
>>48247217
>What's the political climate like in the North, and why does it hate the South?
In two words: Margaret Thatcher
>>48247401
Thatcher did nothing wrong.
>>48235915
Ah. Japs.
>>48247373
You don't joke about emus. That's like saying shai'tan's name aloud.
>>48247412
Yeah it's too bad how the masses rush to blame their leader whenever there's a massive surge in unemployment, homelessness, alcoholism and public lewdness.
The best thing about Thatcher was that she spoke against the fall of the Berlin Wall. Apparently the Iron Curtain was great for Britain.
>>48247468
They wheeled and dealed both sides of the wall and generally profiteered off the friction it caused elsewhere. Like america with the middle eastern wars except they didn't have to do shit and they got about 10 times the return.
>>48247412
Yeah, but doing the right thing usually isn't very nice.
To fight the monster that was Unions, Thatcher had to become monster in her own right.
>>48246588
>Northerns
Scotland and Northern ireland voted remain. Both 'northerns' along with most of London.
>Gullible idiots
So because they picked something other people didn't like they are idiots and/or Gullible
>Old people
You mean the fucks who have far more experienced in the world and also have lived alot longer in the EU then other cunts who voted stay?
Fuck off ya cunt.
>>48235915
>>48247089
>the north hates the south
This is literally the first I hear of this. Why is that? Could you slip me an article or video?
>>48247631
Your post was the equivalent of a "N-No you".
>>48247705
>using the stutter meme, known to have been invented by /a/
epic
>>48247631
Ha ha, listen to this faggot. You've never traveled a hundred miles in your life, you stupid British piece of shit. You couldn't find Europe on a map. You ruined your fucking country in a day and the rest of the world is laughing at you. Enjoy your decade-long depression, Britfag retard.
>>48246588
>3) Gullible idiots
yes, they should have done some research, made a decision based on facts not feelings - and voted the way that the Prime Minister, the banks, and the multinational corporations told them to, like the smart independent thinkers that they are.
Anyone with half a brain voted for Brexit. The Remainers can broadly be summarised as:
1) impressionable children who've been brought up to believe that deviating from accepted dogma is sinful - no, sorry: 'racist'. Have you ever looked at a Buzzfeed article and wonder who the hell reads that crap? Yep, that's them.
2) closeted (and not so closeted) fascists, sans the nationalism part, who actually like the idea of being ruled by an unelected authoritarian government in Brussels. Because sometimes the people just don't know what's good for them.
3) the elite who actually benefit from the economic policies of the EU. Wages and standards of living going down across Europe? Hooray - more cheap cleaners and nannies.
and in case you're thinking that constitutes 48% of the UK population, a lot of the people who voted Remain dislike the EU as much as anyone. There were plenty of people who were just too cautious to want to risk a Brexit.
>>48247705
How the fuck was it a 'no you' reply besides the last line?
You stated northerns was the issue for Brexit which was wrong considering they voted to REMAIN.
You called them gullible idiots for what reason? because they disagreed with you? Didn't believe everything they've lived through so far or the scare tactics the government was using? Tell me do you or the British people vote for the EU official members? Can you name them like you can name the people you DO elect?
About the old people, Why are you complaining the humans who have had a lifetime more experience then you in both the world AND political bullshit are the issue? Do you not want to do whatever it takes to ensure they grow up in a better time then right now?
>>48247841
>Insults
Wow, nice rebuttal on anything i stated.
>Britfag
So i need to be British to be able to pay attention to world changing events? To be able speak about another government with what is public knowledge? Oh boy, you summerfags can't go soon enough.
>>48247401
>>48247412
In short, Thatcher was a firm believer that services were the future and that production and industry were on the way out. The UK would become a beacon of financial and marketing services and the heart of business for Europe, if not the world. That was her dream.
It became true - but just for London and not for any other part of the country. Throughout the rest of the countries - and specifically the heavily industrialized North - factories were shut down, blue collar workers were sneered at and a very specific idea was promoted:
If you want to be successful in life, you need to be wearing a suit and working in an office every day. If you haven't made yourself a part of the white collar elite, then you have failed yourself and deserve everything that you get.
She coined the phrase 'there is no such thing as society.' She tore down factories and transformed the UK into London-and-its-surrounding-hinterlands rather than a balanced nation. And the next time Labour was in control after her reign, they tried really hard to fuck up the country as badly as she did.
>>48247862
You sound like a twelve year old faggot. How in the fuck did British people ever get to be this stupid? I'll break it down for you, you fucking worthless mongoloid shitstain: FREE TRADE IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY. GOOD. GOOD. GOOD GOOD GOOD. FREE TRADE GOOD. BUILDING WALLS BAD. BUILDING WALLS STUPID. DONALD TRUMP BUILD WALL. DONALD TRUMP STUPID. YOU STUPID. STUPID IS BAD. BAD BAD BAD. GOOD ECONOMY MAKE YOU RICH! RICH SMART. SMART SMART SMART. BAD ECONOMY MAKE YOU POOR. POOR POOR POOR. POOR BAD. BAD BAD BAD. POOR STUPID AND BAD. RICH SMART AND GOOD. GET FREE TRADE, BE RICH AND SMART. NO BE STUPID LIKE DONALD TRUMP.
Honestly, are you fascists going to take a hint and blow your fucking brains out or does America have to send its nigger battalions to fucking rape your wives, mothers and daughters like we did to the Nazis?
>>48247862
Which one of those three categories you listed do you think the people who did not want to rock the boat fall into? Because all three of those are pretty insulting and deny the reality that it was a complicated issue that reasonable people could easily disagree over.
>people confusing Scotland/Ireland for Northern England
what the fuck
>>48247862
You realise of course that the UK still has to play after Brussel's fiddle if you want to access the European market.
>>48247922
Can't tell if you are a bot, or some summerfag stroking out.
>>48247934
>we should exclude the two largest parts that voted remain
If we excluded them, we'd have leave by a larger majority if I remember the fucking polls right.
>>48247920
She also created a poll tax. That's right, a tax on being alive. She governed like a fucking caveman with no concept of math or numbers. Thank goodness every British PM resigns in disgrace when the country gets tired of them, or she might have left a dangerous legacy.
>>48247947
Saying eating your cake means you no longer have it is EU propaganda.
>>48247934
>those albino nigger countries are all the same anyways
>>48247920
The alternative was a nation kept in poverty as it artificially tried to keep non-profitable factories alive.
Jesus fuck, this is probably the finest festival of shitposting I've seen on /tg/ today.
Can we please go back to posting /tg/ related filename posts? Thanks.
>>48247920
You're leaving out the part that reduction of heavy industry was also to cut down unions. By the time she took office unions became were bloated monster leeching on both workers and the government.
>>48247956
>>DURR HURR I'M A 12 YEAR OLD RETARD WITH NO GRASP OF BASIC ECONOMICS.
>>48247994
You weren't alive back then and you have no fucking clue what a union is or what effect it has on workers or the government, you fucking preteen shitstain. Unions good. Fascism bad. That's how it works. You want to get rid of organized labor, go live in Syria or Sudan. In civilized countries, workers belong to unions and right-wingers cry into their beer because they're worthless leeches and parasites who deserve to be tortured to death.
