Honored Eldar, We come with pleasing news. You greatest enemy is no more! Using the martial prowess and cooperation only found in those who fully serve the Greater Good, we have killed the warlord known as Slaanesh! Join us and serve the Greater Good, and you will never have to live in fear of such warlords again!
I don't think that the Tau even know what a Slaanesh is.
>>48208663
That was a great story. It was in White Dwarf, back when it was good, wasn't it?
>>48208760
>>48208688
>>48208850
Good times. Also, thank you.
>>48209019
>tfw you have a cousin to go bowling with
>>48208663
Gracious Tau, you have slain but a pawn. A puppet. We, however, see the wisdom in joining the Greater Good for the benefit of all, and we will do so immediately upon you slaying Slaanesh personally. We have determined its location. Gather your mightiest champions and send them into the Eye of Terror, and through there into the Warp. Give unto us our enemy's corpse, and we will bow to your superior wisdom.
Also there's a hive fleet and some fifty billion orks on the way, be a dear and kill those too.
>>48208688
What if this little story is foreshadowing of their future role?
>>48211193
The Eldar's face when the Tau actually succeed in avoiding the Nids and Orks to a large extent and putting a serious dent in a major Slaaneshi warband, actually causing the Prince of Pleasure no end of frustration as her ambitions are thwarted, for now.
If evil space gods exist, I hope that humanity, like the Tau, lacks the souls/essence to be effected by them metaphysically.
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>>48208663
Thank you my darlings. as it happens I have a fitting reward in my Completely normal non-threatening windowless skimmer. be a dear and retrieve it for me.
>>48211193
We may need more plot armour.
>>48208663
>Meanwhile, outside
Xenos...
>>48214863
Man, I loved that short sotory about what happened to the ambassadors the Tau sent to the DEldar
>>48216530
Go on....
>>48213118
Your face when you realize that the estimated time for the backward clueless Tau to even reach the Eye of Terror is upwards of 8000 years. And they fall after getting a measly 2 sectors into the Imperium before getting crushed utterly. At most.
