Are you ready /tg/?
> Martin Shekeli becomes CEO of WoTC
> And you've thought that MtG is difficult and expensive to get into NOW.
>>48159842
"You know, I like you, so I'll lower the price a bit. How about only 10$ for this 'Plains' card."
It's happening.
>>48159798
Welp, I think it's time for me to sell all my Cards.
What's a good way to remove 500+ cards that also makess me money?
>>48160072
Sell them to Martin Shkreli
>>48160105
This could work, especially since he demonstrated that he doesn't know much about the game.
>>48159924
>5 Black Lotuses
>He bought 5 of the bloody things
Somehow I knew he would play reservedlist.dec, but it's even worse than I imagined.
>>48159924
Please tell me he's using all 5 in one deck.
If so.. naming whatever deck he's building the DQspecial.dec
>>48160221
A deck so expensive, you can't play it unless you buy the judge.
>>48160124
>>48160221
I doubt he's buying them to play with.
>>48160456
Aww..
You're right, he'll play an extort deck instead...
Which guild do you think he plays?
>>48159798
Martin "Magic Investor" Shkreli.
I hope he does to the Reserved List what he did with the AIDS medicine.
>>48160491
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Who is this man and what is wrong with him?
t. kitchen-table casual
>>48160540
Got the license to manufacture a malaria treatment drug and raised the price from $13 a tablet to $750 a tablet. Since then he's been playing the "corrupt rich asshole" act to the hilt.
>>48160626
>Got the license to manufacture a malaria treatment drug and raised the price from $13 a tablet to $750 a tablet.
Until a rival company pushed out a competing generic and priced it at like $10 a tablet just to spite him and ride the PR wave.
>>48160540
He raised the price of Daraprim from $13.50 a pill to $750 a pill.
>>48160540
>>48160626
>>48160662
Also owes a shitload of money to the investment firm he used to work for. He either embezzled or fucked up the investments and got fired, then sued.
I suspect his malaria medication activities and this most recent nonsense are him attemtping to make enough money to pay off the people he owes.
>>48160626
>>48160699
Man, that's some cyberpunk level shit.
>>48160626
He also offered Kanye West $15 million to become the sole owner of one of his albums.
>>48159798
Are you one of those pathetic goons he's got on the payroll to shitpost about his le ebin trolling?
>>48160725
Doesn't Shkreli own the Wu Tang album?
>>48160725
And he is the sole owner of a Wu-Tang Clan album
>>48160803
>>48160808
I really hope Bill Murray carries out that heist.
>>48160713
So basically it's only a matter of time before he writes a book and starts a religion?
>>48160833
That's fake, retard
>>48160803
>>48160808
Has anyone given a fuck about Wu-Tang since ODB died? Ghostface may have had a couple of good albums, but that's about it. Besides, they're all into that comicbook villain shit, and given their irrelevance they probably just made a deal with Shrekeli in order to get them into the spotlight again. The whole thing's just some low-rent scam.
>>48160859
I CAN DREAM, ASSWIPE.
>>48160839
As much as I really, really hope you're wrong, you're probably right.
>>48160725
Why would you want to own a Kanye album?
