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>The innkeeper is one of these things
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>The innkeeper is one of these things
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>>48117289

A drow?
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>>48117289

a weeb?
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>>48117294

*Drider
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"These things" are a drider. welcome to /tg/
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>>48117289
I bet the hammock bunks are comfy.
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>>48117289
...can she walk around in that?
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>>48117353
Doubtful, since her legs are off the ground. She's probably just some eye candy for a booth or something.
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Fine with me.
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>>48117353

It's an installation cosplay. She's actually sitting on it. it's immobile.
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>>48117671

>Drow Waffle House
>Not Droffle House
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>>48117289
If the bed has "silk" sheets, I'd be very careful to check for adhesive threads before going to sleep.
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>>48117289
Best monster waifu, fuck all those faggots who say otherwise.
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>>48117717
>Not Droffle Drouse
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>>48117289

Oh hey, That was at Anime Expo this weekend!
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>the barmaid/bouncer is a giantess barbarian
>people have to go outside to order and get their food
>if you start a riot or are involved in a fight in the bar, the punishment is snu snu
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>>48117752
She's top tier but Tio is the best waifu
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>>48117809
>make the head smaller to make the body look bigger

I wish this meme would end
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>>48117289
sweet, a fantasy setting where I'm actually allowed to talk to things besides elf/human/dwarfzone

quite frankly, I'm upset so many things are untalkable in most settings.
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>>48117908
That's down to a bad DM/GM though, just recently my players have ended up becoming tentative allies with a tribe of kobolds against the imperialistic Drow, and now have an NPC party member named Yik-Yark
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>>48117853
It works, but only to a certain extent. Good techniques can be misused, especially when taken to extremes.
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>>48117841
Agreed.
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>>48117289
That's nice, can I have a beer?
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I wish we could have a non-shitty/fetish thread about driders. I've noticed there's a lot of difference in the size and shape of the spider bits. It's interesting to think about driders having a diversity on par with spiders, and how that would happen and how it would affect the behaviour of the drider.
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>>48117289
Good to see the DM has characters other than the players and SUPER SPESHUL NPCs going for their dreams or doing anything other than being generic.
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>>48118350
e.g. that there is pretty massively different from this thing, which is the size of a fucking tank
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>>48118381
and both again have a different aesthetic to this
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>>48117289
>Innkeeper is a drider/arachne.
>Inn is designed around an attic-like motif.
>All the rooms are nearly pitch-black.
>All the beds are padded hammocks made of the drider's silk.
>Doesn't serve alcohol at the bar.
>Instead serves the best fucking coffee ever.
>People with hangovers love her place, and are okay with paying her.
>They're even fine with the fact that she has four eyes.
>The fact that she tries to catch them in bondage-like snare traps is a bit iffy, but she lets them out fairly quickly, so it's fine.
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>>48117289
Dear lord is that woman's smile forced. It is physically painful to look upon.
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She built this herself.
https://www.facebook com/Marie-Claude-Bourbonnais-CosplayGlamour-Model-Designer-197009883643826/?fref=nf&pnref=story
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>>48118350
I like to imagine the spindly ones are more likely to weave and trap, and the bulkier they are the more they hunt and leap and fight
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>>48118576
I'm betting it isn't nearly as comfortable as she was hoping.
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>one of these things
A girl?
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>>48119155
Op clearly meant an obnoxious cosplayer.
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>>48118350
>>48118381
>>48118393
It's as though none of those are actually Driders.
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>>48119193
I'm amazed no one brought up that Driders are all male
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>>48119215
>Driders are all male
When was this ever true?

>>48119193
Well, we're talking about Arachnes here.
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>>48117289
You just described The Wet Bitch
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48117289
I roll to seduce.
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>>48119822
You are devoured instead. Spiders, you know how they are.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48119852
Roll to barter for ale.
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>>48119891
You unwittingly pay several times the ale's worth.
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>>48119891
Surprisingly, you are unable to locate any ale whatsoever
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>>48119891
You are cooked in a stew, using ale instead of water. You are dead, and it doesn't even taste good.
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>>48117289
I played CoC too Anon.
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>>48119994
Roll to get drunk off the ale before I die.
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>>48120013
I am so confused how so many people seem to have CoC and monstergirl encyclopedia as their first introduction to monstergirls.
Whatever happened to old D&D books, ancient mythology, and darkstalkers?
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>>48120039
It's more that CoC explicitly has a Drider innkeeper.
Never mind.
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>>48120039
First you play the fantasy RPGs, then you find /d/, then you become that guy.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48117289
Roll to seduce
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>>48120025
You get drunk. And then you die.
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>>48117289
>bad moulding
>no abs
>shit legs
>old
>white
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>>48120200

(insert furious eye rolling here.)
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>>48117671
Those dripping cocoons in the background are concerning...
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>>48119215
Not in my realm.
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>>48117841
Tio's an affection-slut. She'll smother anyone in her bountiful bosom.

Rachnee tries to keep people at arm's length, so her opening up to you is a lot more special.

Plus, bondage.
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>are the beds made of her silk
>are there rumors of missing persons last seen entering her establishment
Everything else I can play by ear, but I need to know this before stepping through the door.
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>>48117289
Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope.
...
What I'm arachnophobic?
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>>48120428
>What I'm arachnophobic?
You sound like you're surprised about it.
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>>48120442
I'm not surprised by it, just letting you all know why maximum nope was invoked.
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>>48120469
Fear boners can be fun anon.
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>be arachnophobic
>see hot spider girls
>brain goes full NOPE
>dick goes full YES

Such a weird feeling
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I once played in a game that got away with having an Arachne. Basically the GM took a que from the actual myth of Arachne and had a beautiful, very prideful and somewhat bitchy but not exactly evil woman get cursed by a witch into becoming what she feared the most.

Guess who had Arachnophobia.
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>>48117289
>the realization hits you too late as her legs are locked around you, keeping you in
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>>48117289
>monstro town CONFIRMED
FUCK YEAH MONSTRO TOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB8UaKJSe3k

God, I always love it every time we visit monstro town, monsterville, monster hamlet, or whatever in a game.
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>>48120591
Embrace it.
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>>48117289
More like this?
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>>48120404
Agreed.

That feeling when she smothers someone else in her massive chest...

...no, I'll stick with my spider girl.
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>>48120925
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>>48117289
>Be a horrible creature made of pure evil, estrogen and spiders
>You have nice tits so everyone forgives you by default
>Run a tavern
>Be nice, friendly, show some underboob
>Everyone loves you, adventurers keep coming to visit you
>They all enjoy your mastery of Drider cooking
>Especially the milkshake surprise is popular
>Little do they know that this Drider delicacy is made of ground up cockroaches
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>>48119682
Ha! Caught that reference.
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>>48120925
>that feeling of being balls deep
>feel the pressure, about to pop
>she locks her legs around you and starts grinding
>you pump her full of baby batter
>she never stops grinding
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>>48119622
>when was this ever true
When they started calling dark elves drow.

It was a punishment for males that turned them into ever hungering monsters.
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>>48117289
Ah, so that's how a small-town inn has high-count silk sheets on all the beds. And at such a bargain too.
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>>48122556
It's all fun and games until she gives birth to literally hundreds of children at the same time.
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>>48122510
> pure evil, estrogen, and spiders.

This is everything I look for in a woman. Though I guess it's more a sadistic sense of humor rather than being actually evil.
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>>48122572
Too bad you never get to see it happen because you will get eaten after intercourse.
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>>48122644
>Inb4 SIDF
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>Liking monstergirls
>2016
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>driderfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZtukAVvE34
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>>48122700
kill urself my man
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>>48120039
DnD just had some regular monsters with some woman-y bits.

The modern monster girl is a highly optimized waifumachine, generating world class shitposting by having it's fans infight for years and spilling forth their petty arguing whenever anything remotely monster people related comes up.

You can't get that from as widely respected as DnD, you need to plunge into the dark hearts of otaku culture or /d/ to find such wickedness.
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Mothgirl > spidergirl
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>>48122895
>as widely respected as DnD
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>>48117289
I like the costume idea but her face and flab ruin it.
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>>48119215
>http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/drider.htm\
>Treasure: Double standard
>Alignment: Always chaotic evil
That's clearly a woman.
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>>48122928
She likes anime enough to cosplay. Something tells me that's not exactly the demographic that takes care of their bodies.

>>48122909
Moth a shit
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>>48122965
>She likes anime enough to cosplay.
I think she's a hired pair of boobs actually.
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>>48122914
Congrtulations, you've found the joke.
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>>48117671
She's very cute! Post more cute spider girls.
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>>48117289
KARL, YOV SAID THIS INN WAS SAFE!

WHY IS THERE A DRIVER, KARL?

DO YOV THINK THIS IS A GAME, KARL?
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Monster girl fetishists are edgy 90 IQ mental defectives who should be euthanized for their own good
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>>48123194
>driver

I MEANT DRIDER

SEE WHAT YOV HAVE DONE, KARL?

YOV HAVE EVEN RVINED MY SPELLING
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>>48122673
Female spiders generally eat their males after fertilization since the male has fulfilled his role in the reproduction cycle so and thus he is no longer necessary so his body must be utilized to conserve energy.
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>>48117289
>doesn't know what a drider is
/a/ waifushitter fuck off.
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>>48117353
Do you think this is the fucking future or something.
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>>48123218
That only happens rarely. Not even common among black widows.
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>>48117448
>A giant fucking spider
>Eye-candy
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>>48123303
A giant fucking spider with large boobs
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>>48123303
>>48123314
She look like discount eyecandy tbqf famalam
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>>48123303
Spiders are creepy because of their size, just like manlets. If they had size of normal person, they become a lot more acceptable.
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>>48123323
>If they had size of normal person, they become a lot more acceptable.
How about you get fucked? Not every spider is a jumping spider, you know? Some of them look like they crawled straight out of Satan's asshole. And there's no evidence that suggests they didn't!
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>>48123303

Spiders are cute and fuzzy though, have a pic of mine.
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>This is her new business clerk.
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>>48123349
Arachnid nepotism. There were so many better candidates.
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>>48123218
Actually, its more likely they do that because spiders are territorial jerks.
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>>48123321
It's an anime con, not E4.
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>>48117841
Too much tits.
Not enough monstergirl features.
Too much ntr material.
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>>48123473
>Too much ntr material.
Only Centorea and maybe Cathyl have anything even remotely hinting NTR material. And even Centorea is vehemently opposed to her cuck culture.
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>>48117289
A 6/10 cosplaying as a giant spider going to a 9/10 because of showing so much skin & 4 hours of make-up?
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>>48123537
Tio shoves her breast in literally everyone's face.
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>>48123263
You mean the past?

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwgkQDi-q7Q
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>>48117841
Hahahaha.

Not even close.
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>>48123549
Not yours though, anon.

Never yours.
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>>48123218
>>48123267
Your both on the right track but if i remember correctly, this only happens in circumstances where the spiders feel threatened or are malnourished (captivity).
Knowing is growing lads
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>>48123549
She is just a very affectionate person. Of course certain privileges are limited to her lover alone.
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>>48123679
>This is my swamp
Fucking ded
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>>48122977
Nah, she actually put together the whole thing. She's got progress pics on her facebook.
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>>48123218
Was I the only one who was immeasurably aroused by this shot, in both the manga and the anime? Those fangs, those claws, holy fuck.
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Game of Maids using monster girls when?
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>>48123753
No. Girls with big, sharp teeth are hot. Which is strange since I generally prefer kind, gentle girls. I just like them to also have pointy teeth or other freaky features.
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>>48117289
That should get me to the next level; murdohoboes, assemble!
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>>48119622
>>Driders are all male
>When was this ever true?

I remember this being the case in 2nd Ed.
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>>48123361
>Arachnid nepotism. There were so many better candidates.

Snek innkeepers are best innkeepers
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>>48124140
>Snek
>best
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>>48124125
I remember too.
A punishment for males by Lolth. They lost their intelligence too (and casting abilities along with it), becoming closer to beasts.
In second ed drows had moustaches too.
Those were the times.
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>>48122510
>Cockroaches are high in protein
>Adventurers who stay at your place get fucking swole
>Spidergirl innkeeper surrounded by muscle men
Where does the bad stuff start happeningm
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>>48123575
>Monstergirl Harem
>Picks the human
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>>48117289
>>The innkeeper is one of these things

Barely dressed? Quick! Conjure up an apron!
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>>48123337
An adorable baby. Everyone who thinks spiders are anything but cute can get fucked.
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>>48117294
Dear god, thank, no. Just a giant spider lady.
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>>48118703
>The spider will not move or walk. It's a fiberglass statue with a metallic support inside. I will be sitting in costume in front of the spider, on an integrated fiberglass seat that we made.
Neat.
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>>48125042
>those boobs
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>>48125144
They're fake and mismatched, yes.
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>>48124716

ikr
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>>48125260
>mismatched
There a problem with that?
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>>48117289
Best cosplay of that character I've ever seen.
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>>48122572
>>48122644
>Don't eat husband after sex mother told me
>You'll need help looking after all those babies she said
>But did I listen? No.
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>>48125306
If you are going to go fake, you might as damn well go symmetrical
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>>48122928
> flab
This is a women of healthy weight who is bent slightly forwards. That's some unrealistic standards of body fat you've got there.
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>>48123194
>>48123207
IS NO PROBLEM GRI'GORI, DRIDER IS OF NICE LADY, ONLY EAT CRIMINALS AND THOSE WHO GRAB SPIDER ASS
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>>48124539
Humans are the real monsters.
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>>48117289
>>48117289

That's a woman in a costume. You see them when you leave the house.
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>>48125398
Its all the anime. It rots the brains of those who watch it and puts severely unrealistic standards into their heads.
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>>48123853
Right fucking now
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>>48117289
Complain about beds and request hammock. Ask for a way to be secured to hammock as I tend to toss and turn in my sleep.
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>>48122928
Her face is one of regret. So many hours of work put in only to forget that only chubby neckbeards of questionable hygiene will be gawking at her rack all day.
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>>48126063
Maybe she should have cosplayed a character from something not marketed to that demographic.
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I want /a/ to leave.

Why am I capable of discussing MonMusu on appropriate boards unlike these faggots, despite liking /tg/? Am I some sort of a Chosen One infused with unique powers?
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>>48123194
>>48123207
Actually calling it a driver really added to the character
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>>48122572
Not all spiders make hundreds of eggs actually.
It varies greatly.
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>>48122928
Dude, you have no realistic body knowledge at all. Please die.
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>>48126323
The ones that lay hundreds of eggs are the only ones worth mentioning though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag
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>>48126149
No, you're a no-fun-allowed elitist /pol/tard that is working with all your might to ruin /tg/.
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>>48126444
>Onii-cha~n
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>>48117289
Her face seems to be saying "stop standing there clutching yourself through your trouser pocket, take your photos and bugger off so I can get out of this ridiculous contrivance and go home"
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>>48123349
>tfw your mediocre art keeps getting posted on /tg/
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>>48123575
Fuck outta here normie!

it's all about that horse pussy
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>>48125283
>>48123337

Pretty sure those are tarantulas. I like them a lot more than spiders. Something about being fuzzy and furry makes them a lot more appealing to me.

I like tarantulas so much that spidergirls are pretty much the ONLY monstergirls I actually like. Weirdly enough I like snakes too but dislike lamias/nagas.

Never thought I would incorporate fucking spidergirls of all things in my setting, but I did.
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>>48126663
>Finds no enjoyment in her chosen profession
>Lacks femme fatale appeal
>Too old
>Flab
>Judging by her arms doesn't even lift
>Sharp elbows
>Legs look too short for her body

2/10 would not bang.
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>>48120591
>>48120503
I know this pain
With Clown Girls.
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>>48117809
Take that shit to /d/, that's disgusting. "Kind of chubby" is fine, but "So big that her only way of moving is having someone roll her" is not.
>inb4 prude
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>>48117809
>>48127254
In my opinion she doesn't look fat. She'd look fine if her head was proportionate to her body (save for the cowtits).
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>>48123218
That's idiotic, no they don't. Source: I breed tarantulas.
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>>48125478
I wanna grab some spider ass.
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Time for disappointing science facts.
Spiders don't actually eat their mates if they aren't in extreme starvation mode.
Wolves don't actually have an alpha/beta pack system unless they are in captivity and under extreme territory stress.
Octopi are intelligent and able to use tools, but will never develop civilization because their life cycle almost universally includes the death of the mother and the abandonment of the father.
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>>48127615
>Octopi are intelligent and able to use tools, but will never develop civilization because their life cycle almost universally includes the death of the mother and the abandonment of the father.
So THAT'S why Blacks never developed civilization

That was a joke
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>>48127615
Same with mantids. Turns out that most early in-captivity observations were under terrible conditions.

Here's one for you moth people. Any moth flying around a light is 90% likely to be a pregnant female.
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>>48127615
On the plus side, here's some non-dissapointing science facts.

In the pacific northwest, a full third of tourist photos in the wild can find a cougar SOMEWHERE in the shot.

Penguins have discovered currency, whoring, and fraud.

Ravens perform spygames involving dead drops, dummy-packages to distract pursuers, aerial dogfighting, and disguise in order to prevent other ravens from eating their food.
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>>48123206
>who should be euthanized for their own good
But THEY'RE the edgy ones guys, I swear!
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>>48126716
Why are horsefags the worst?

Anyways, I wanna get on this mojnster maid shit
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>>48123303
You are aware of what she was promoting right?
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>>48127980
Fucking everyone, their mother, their dog, and their dog's mother watched Everyday Life with a Monstergirl.

You are not being funnylewd and in the flow. You are just shitting up a blue washboard with your stale masturbation material.
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>>48128175
Mm, canned fake outrage.
Good vintage.
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>>48117841
this anon right here
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Hey nice picture from AX, OP.
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>>48123332
>implying that coordinated jumping spider and human extermination efforts aren't going to leave jumping spiders as the only survivors
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>>48127574
NO, NO VLAD'IMIR, NICE SPIDER LADY WILL BE OF EATINGS YUO IF GRAB SPIDER ASS! Must be of wooings her first.
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>>48117289
A woman?
A cosplayer?
At a con and not managing the inn?
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>>48117758
>Not Drowffle Drowse
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>>48117289
Is there a possibility to fuck her?
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>>48125042
wow she looks way better out of costume
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>>48119682
...Wasn't the owner a dog futa or something?
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>>48125333
Interesting tidbit of information. Not all species of spiders exhibit sexual cannibalism (where the female eats the male before/after/during sex). Indeed there are extremely rare reversal cases where the male eats the female. But overall the number of species that exhibit sexual cannibalism is quite few in comparison to the number of species of spiders that there are.

For the Darwin's Bark Spider from Madagascar, the males don't get eaten. In fact, interestingly enough, the males perform oral sex on the female... A LOT. It probably has nothing to do with why the species doesn't exhibit sexual cannibalism, and is theorized that the likely reason is due to some chemical the male's saliva has to ensure his sperm is successful. But it's still funny to think that female spiders are like "little bitch better eat me out, or he's fucking lunch!"
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>>48117289
I am asking it again, can I fuck the Innkeeper?
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>>48123473
>Too much tits.

homo detected
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>>48130022
Sure, but before that you have to answer one question: do you want to directly stick your dick into her mouthpussy that dissolves everything or do you want to jizz in your hand first and insert that into her mouthpussy that dissolves everything?
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>>48130504
Can I not choose her pussy or ass?
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>>48130504
>her mouthpussy that dissolves everything
wait what
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>>48129461
No, that was the creators waifu who you meet in the inn. I could have sworn the inn keeper was a centaur, but I haven't played CoC in like 3 years.
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>>48130504
>>48130504
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>>48130587
Well... she's a drider. So probably not.
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>>48130682
Ok, than I Jizz in her hands first...
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>>48119215
They can be male or female, males are a bit more common in editions where it's a punishment, though.
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>>48122644
That only happens with Widows and in captivity. Hell, some in some species, the female is the one that gets eaten, either by her mate or offspring.
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>>48128578
Serge'i, Vlad'imir strikes me as the type who enjoys that sort of thing. Let him be.
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>>48122928
>flab
dawg...
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>>48129964
I think there are case where the male bring food before sex. You can be both a gentleman and prudent!

As far as I know, that kind of cannibalism is mostly due to the fact that most spider will eat everything that trigger their net wrongly. Normally a male spider know how to avoid that, but sometime they fucked up.
Though sometime they are just that starved independently of sex.
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>>48117752
>>48117841
Did I accidentally stumble back onto /a/?
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>>48117289
Secretly or openly? I'd trust they're a legit business if they're open about the fact that they're a monster.
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>>48130639
The inn keeper was a Spider
The Centaur and the Dog were both City Guards who worked different shifts, so they were in the inn at different times
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>>48130504
>mouthpussy that dissolves everything
Bullshit.
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>>48122510
>manga: quickstart! by ADACHI Yousuke
Premise: K-on! ala /tg/
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>>48127858
>Penguins have discovered currency, whoring, and fraud.
que?
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>>48133701
stones are prized by females for nest making.
The rest unfolds from there.
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>>48117289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q
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>>48129964
It was funnier way of looking at that picture though.
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>>48125504
Exactly
By making humans part monster, they end up being less of a monster, because they aren't pure human, making them less monstrous despite being more monstrous.
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>>48123679
>this is my swamp
My fucking sides
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>>48117289
>The barmaid is a harpy
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>>48120200
>has a problem with her being white
Got a fucking degenerate over here.
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>>48125042
I see her every year at gencon and I just want to have sex with her in whatever she's wearing.
Great now I have to fap again.
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>>48120503
Ah yes the joy of fear boners...at this point in time I am over half convinced that my fear boners resulted from a survival mechanism due to the type of women I attract.

So many fear boners...so many.
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>>48118703
Holy shit. I usually recognize that body in a snap. Good on her for looking like the character, looking good, but then being unrecognizable as herself.
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>>48133871
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>>48123332
That spider looks like he's trying to give me some guns and is from the table of contents.
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>>48137026
>type of women I attract.
The imaginary kind?
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>>48127691
It was a funny joke because it's true.
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>>48137091
You laugh, but tulpas are fucking TERRIFYING when they go wrong.
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>>48136733
Harpies don't have fingers though. However, they're still capable of recognizing your sweet repeating digits.
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>>48117289
Wait a minute, so that wasn't hair in my soup?
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>>48123473
Legit though, a lot of the boobs in Cosplay are sewn into the outfits, so you could make your own smaller. If you shave your beard/mustache, wear a wig and weigh less than 140 pounds, you could pass off as a sexy cosplayer people fap to. (maybe if you have acne, put some makeup/moisturizer on)

I challenge you to make a better costume and outdo her with this knowledge. I trust you anon.

http://cosplay.kotaku.com/cosplay-boobs-reinvented-1686484199

(sorry for kotaku, first link that came up in google)
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>>48117289
*unzips dick*
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>>48122558

it was a punishment for females for failing loloth or what ever the cunt's name was

then it became a blessing? and then they started turning males into them for no damn reason

fucking spiders, man
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>>48120925
>>48122556
>>48122572
I dont need any other boards besides /tg/
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>>48120469


>not even full caps

bitch, please
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>>48118703
Still fake. "Nerd girls" are parasites, and I'd like to meet the poor cuck she orbitaled into doing this for her. Women are such simple creatures, even the promise of attention couldn't draw out this much ingenuity.
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>>48138769
You sound like you've been hurt before.
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>>48124084
You might like this one then.
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>>48117289
I love my spider wife
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>>48126454
>implying /pol/ is one person who hates anime

You're the cancer killing /tg/ and 4chan at large.
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>>48117289
There was one of those in Corruption of Champions.
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>>48138769
1/10, got me to reply.
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>>48127615
Not that disappointing. Old animal stories falling away to get replaced with new animal stories is fun in its own way.
Hell, I find the octopus tidbit really useful...gotta figure out a way to work it into my Mind Flayers...
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>>48139501
I feel like she's the one who should win. She's the only mature one who could have a real relationship with Darling, and I hate spiders.
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>>48117929
I remember accidentally stumbling into the Chosen One of the kobolds, many years ago.
He followed us arou- er, I mean, we joined him on his epic quest for longer than I expected.
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>>48120013
>>48120039
>>48120048
Seriously, from everything I keep hearing online, the newest edition of Call of Cthulhu must have really made some pretty radical changes.
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>>48139880
>Not sure if joking or not.
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>>48139891
Problem, senpai?
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>>48137069
heh. I get it. good filename lad.
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>>48117289
>the imperiled maiden is one of these things
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>>48142318
> It's actually imperilled for real.
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>>48120039
Because every /tg/ thread almost always gets derailed by weebs and magical realm fetishists that absolutely have to circle jerk their shit. Because somehow all the fucking anime containment boards, including /d/, are not enough.
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>>48123631
this looks like a bad trap.

poor spider-demon-woman.
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>>48125042
> Woman
> likes building and designing things
> looks good

That's very attractive, dare I say even sexually appetizing.

All the women I know are either:

Spend their time on facebook

Let themselves indoctrinate by the imam and community into the traditional housewife, getting fat as fuck inclusive.

Explode themselves in pure dumb idioticism.

> tfw there are too many muslim redneck diaspora around me..
Literally :(
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>>48136733
> the bar maid is a happy

ftfy.
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>>48139259
is best waifu
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>>48117289
Anon you know what that thing is right?
You wouldn't come here just to shitpost your monster waifu right?
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>>48125504
Well in Smith's case isn't that kinda true?
Bitch is scary
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>>48117289
My character is half spider - half vampire So i'd be right at home.

Probably even feed on her during the night
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>>48122556
>wanna ask for sauce
>99% sure it's gonna be trapshit
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>>48142605
Maybe 4chan is not the website for you, chad.
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>>48126567
Spider-daughteru is a cute.
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>>48117289
>The innkeeper is one of these things
Greentext? Or a jpg?
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