What if the act of casting a spell was kinda like human defecation?
>>48094567
Then this thread would make you a wizard.
My tiefling Sorceress would shit gold.
And everyone else would (correctly) call bullshit as she then becomes everything I want in a woman.
So....fart wizards?
I'd imagine you'd have many less spells per day
>>48094567
Please leave and never return
>>48094567
>mfw I just realized that somewhere on the internet someone already masturbated to this concept
To be clear, I wasn't talking about spells coming out of butts.
This is most definitely not a fetish thread in poor disguise. Carry on with the constructive discussion op
Can we go one day without having this thread?
>>48094567
Poo in the grimoor?
>>48094567
It already kind of is. I mean, casters shit all over martials.
>>48094567
3.PF already has that featureBecause spellcasters shit on everyone and everything else
>>48094800
>>48094806
3.PF hate hivemind.
Wasn't there a D20 modern (I assume 3rd party) supplement that had that sort of shit? Black Tokyo or something like that
>>48094567
Unless this is the world's most poorly disguised fetish thread, you might want to rephrase your question OP. Or at least elaborate on it.
Posthaste.
>>48094863
Casting magic requires some sort of prolonged internal gestation. Casting a spell can happen all at once, or may require a sort time-consuming of pushing out. Sometimes the spells come out in bits and pieces. Sometimes the spells are bigger than expected. etc.
>>48094567
Then you'd literally be magic.
>>48094586
/thread
>>48094586
First post best post.
>>48094936
Wow, coming in I thought you meant that you just feel like you are taking a shit when you magic (bigger spells feeling even shittier), but holy fuck poorly disguised thread is poorly disguised.
>>48094586
Jesus christ I just saw op get bodied
