Is he the hero Innistrad needs right now?
He's just a mook.
This is the real hero.
>>48050661
Maybe, but thanks for the 7th Sea character art.
>>48050661
No, but he is.
![200px-Vronos[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AJjNk0u.jpg "200px-Vronos[1].jpg")
Reminder that Innistrad is dying because its champion isn't there to protect it. Blame Garruk.
>>48050661
>>48051661
RIP in peace Vronos
>>48050763
Is that...a vertical crossbow?
>>48052942
You know, I just got the idea for a vertical crossbow that also serves as a pick axe.
Like, a dwarf weapon style thing.
>>48052921
>>48051661The heroes Innistrad deserves.
>>48050661
No she is the real hero
>>48054245
Well it was a team effort
>>48054280
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>48054245
Well at least Tammy is back. Though the freaking super friends thing is starting to be annoying as fuck. I would sacrifice a baby to fucking MaRo if it would get them to do a new plane ( that isn't based on conventional western mythology) for once with new and original Planeswalkers and no sign of jace or other same old neo walkers. As much as I wasn't a fan of Khans it was at least something fucking else new. I would sacrifice two baby's to MaRo to return to Kamigawa but we all know that wouldn't even work because the fucking MTG team hates Kamigawa for some reason.
>>48054551
I'm happy to see both Thalia and Moon Rabbit again.
>>48052957
>fucking up the bow's limbs
You idiot.
>>48054280
The more they use the term "multiverse" the less magical it sounds. Now it just sounds like comic book schlock.
>>48054245
What is this? Some sort of art/story book? I need it. Can you please advice how to get it?
>>48054280
After the last nail was put into the coffin of our withered writing, couldn't they have waited a bit for us to pay our due respects before Wizards started to lower it into its shallow grave?
>>48054280
Liliana the top waifu.
>>48054245
>Emrakul's Fall
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
>>48054280
>Be Gideon
>Took care of the last of those giant purple fuckers. And it only took like a week.
>Helped by a freaky white bitch who knows everything about the moon, which is cool.
>Helped by another freaky white bitch who probably has nightly zombie bukakke parties.
>Don't like the second one so much.
>Don't like her bukkake zombies either.
>I coulda done her job better. Was about to sural the fuck out of those mutants, or at least kept them away while Nissa was doing her thing.
>Whatever, she helped. I don't like that she killed all those people without even thinking about finding a cure or something.
>Graciously invite the both of them to the Gatewatch, even though there's no more eldrazi to fight probably.
>Moon bitch turns me down. Is apparently autistic.
>Cream-filled says yes, but only in the most snarky way possible and makes it clear that she's only doing it for her own personal empowerment.
>What.
>Look at Nissa. She's petting a tree, telling it that it's going to be okay now.
>Look at Chandra. She's chatting with "Lillykins" about some girlpower bullshit.
>Look at Jace. Eating spaghetti out of his pockets. Again.
>About to slap that bitch for her impudence but I can tell from the pace Jace is cramming that pasta down his throat that he's got a crush on her.
>SIGH. Anything for my bros.
Another day in the life of Gideon Jura.
>>48055042
He should ditch those losers and come solo the Phyrexians.
>>48054280
muh dick
>>48054802
That's because that's what it is now, hell they may as well have called the Gatewatch the Justice League.
>>48054245
>>48054280
>http://magic.wizards.com/en/node/1032366
>it wasn't that she needed Cloak Boy, she told herself
>if only he could owe her somehow.
>it wasn't that she needed him, it was simply that she needed someone to need her
Reminder that Liliana is tsundere as fuck because she wants Jace to tap her Flooded Strand.
>>48054245
You wouldn't happen to have a better image of that text, would you? Kind of difficult to read it as-is.
>>48051661
>Blame Garruk.
Blame liliana for palming that shit off onto garruk.
Blame wizard's for pushing Garruk as the evil scary man who doesn't deserve to have the curse reversed because he threatened poor defenseless Liliana.
Blame creative for forcing the superfriends onto innistrad instead of using Vronos to highlight the weirdness caused by Emrakul.
He was probably U/W too. All the good walkers are U/W.
>>48056646
I actually like Garruk being an absolute predator in the sense that he hunts beasts and planeswalkers all the same not caring about the type of prey but its worth, that's cool flavor-wise, but since they went this way they should at least establish him as a real threat by fucking up some important planeswalker instead of random nonames that don't honestly make him as much of a threat as he should be.
>>48054280
Fuck me, really, Lili in the gatewatch? Fuck this shit.
>>48056764
They need a reason for Garruk to hunt for the Gatewatch, don't you get it?
>>48056744
I'm not against the idea of it, the execution is just terrible.
Having the whole avacyn fixing the curse thing handled and swept under the rug entirely off camera before killing her off permanently is also pretty fucking annoying.
>>48055042
I don't like Gideon. But this is so accurate it hurts. At least the Gaywatch is a parody of itself.
>>48054245
>Emrakul, a literal god slapped to death in one set
>>48054280
>Liliana joining the Jacestice League
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>48056820
Sounds ilke something Sparrow would draw.
>>48054280
>Emrakrul could have been defeated by Innistrad's four most psychotic necromancer/ghoulcallers in a battle of evil vs cosmic evil
>Instead we friendship conquering all from a bunch of weirdo anime foreigners
>>48054280
>every single set's plot is gonna be the Jacestice league crashing into a plane dick first and oath'ing away the bad guy
Magic was a mistake...
>>48055042
I now have an image of Jace literally eating spaghetti from his pockets on his coat robe thing. Thanks.
memes
>>48056848
Not dead. It looks like Tamiyo used her mega-scrolls and had Liliana provide some extra raw power from the Chain Veil to lock Emmy in the moon. Which is itself a giant Helvault.
>>48054280
Wiriting is absolutely fucking shit, Liliana is bonkers hot.
Heh, -1 +1 = 0.
>>48054551
Except she's not really back because she's not part of the Jacestice league who are the only characters you'll see on a regular basis any more.
On June 20th, it was revealed that Emrakul was the primary villain of the Eldritch Moon set.
On June 30th, we got pictures of the art book confirming that Emrakul gets sealed in Innistrad's moon.
Emrakul was a scary, ominous villain for literally ten days.
Ten days.
>>48057657
Welp. At least we have Chandra, Lady of "Gives No Shits."
>>48050661
Still pisses me off a little that Wizards have decided that there are no guns in fantasy ever, the stupid little non-functional hand-crossbow was ment to be a pistol.
>>48050763
May also be a victim of the art direction.
>>48054280
Shitty writing...but at the least I can totally get Tamiyo's perspective. 'Fuck this shit. I'm only helping because Stone Bitch broke the prime directive and this is interesting'
>>48055042
>cream filled
>>48055042
>my friends back on theros died for this
>>48057664
Two set blocks were a mistake.
Set one sets the stage, and then set 2 is supposed to introduce the villain and then kill them off in the same release? Players who don't follow spoilers are going to open a pack and get a rare showing nissa triumphantly defeating emrakul, and the first things that come to their mind are going to be "why is emrakul on innistrad" followed immediately by "why is Nissa on innistrad".
The best part is the Nissa fan out there who can't wait to see another Nissa card because she is extremely plot important, seeing as she killed the goddamned villain, only to find out "sorry, no space for her".
>>48057664
Emrakul was able to fuck over more of Innistrad in a day than Ulamog and Kozilek could destroy in a year and two weeks
>>48052957
You want your shit to be reliable? Don't multitool.
>>48054280
RIP Magic.
Not posting the real hero Innistrad needs
>>48056610
>Ara ara, Cloak boyo, isnt there anything I could do so that you'd...owe me?
>>48057733
>Still pisses me off a little that Wizards have decided that there are no guns in fantasy ever, the stupid little non-functional hand-crossbow was ment to be a pistol.
They had guns in one of the early sets (Portal Second Age iirc) and people wigged out about it so they stopped doing it. Don't blame WotC, blame MTG's tasteless, autistic fanbase.
>>48054245
>>48054280
I don't see why everybody seems to be so surprised by all this. It's been comming for some time now. Between Magic Origins and Return to Zendikar block it seems like wizards is preparing for a MtG cinematic universe or something. Rebranding of the walkers and increasingly more focus on their stories then on the planes we're visiting that block. Formation of the Jacetice League. I wouldn't be surprised to see a either a movie or a series in the not to distant future.
>>48058633
please don't. I couldn't handle the jacetice league curing every one through the power of friendship, and converting the compleation process to a medical procedure for volunteers.
>>48061572
Wizards has said Phyrexia is the be all end all Big Bad. Doubt they'd go down that easily. My bet is that the first confrontation between Phyrexia and the Jacetice league is going to result in a lopsided Phyrexian victory
>>48054280
Looking pretty Carrie-Anne Moss there. You know, the chick from The Matrix.
>People caring about Mtg lore which has been shit since a looooong time ago
To me they're just mechanics with nice drawings, I couldn't literally care less about the story
>>48064050
Than why did you come to tell us this, in a thread for people who care about MtG lore?
![bloodborne_THUMB-1427239873721_1280w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y3KEHyI.jpg "bloodborne_THUMB-1427239873721_1280w[1].jpg")
Posting the real hero Innistrad needs.
>>48064071
Chill dude, you are now not only mad about what they do to the lore, but also mad at me. If you don't like the lore, do what I do, literally don't care.
>could have had Thalia, Odric, Ulrich, Olivia, Gisa and Geralf team up to fight cosmic horror
>herpdurp lets just have the planejumping weebs do it
What the fuck ever. At least they didn't have the Eldrazi fuck up another good plane too much. Hopefully we at least finally get a Ludevic card out of this
>>48050661
those crossbows are fucked and wont work.
>>48064622
The crossbow on his hip used to be a gun.
>>48058117
>I wanna go home
>my feet hurt
>this screaming in the distance is too loud for my ears
>something is itching under my chest-plate
>Shouldn't Jace be attending official business on Ravnica?
>I need to go to the toilet maybe I can sneak away when no one is looking
>>48056610
No you dingus, it's her Underground Sea.
>>48064050
I don't know, Theros, the set of which I began, had pretty good lore.
>>48064992
>Which I began
So you didn't know shit about before that and can't compare, in Theros half the characters acted out of character as fuck
IDK why people are so mad that groups of planeswalkers end up being the most powerful entities of the multiverse, if anything it's a return to Oldwalkers and even more absurd spell power levels.
People were raving about how bloodborne shit was getting, well the coolest enemies weren't the big dumb monsters they were the other hunters you had to fight
Urza's Legacy reprint when, Jace turn 1 lethals Bolas with memory jar combo in finale of a novel
>>48065042
Sure, if you count Ludwig as a hunter.
The real hero.
>>48057050
>Tamiyo used her mega-scrolls
Absolutely shit if this is true.
>>48065132
Ludwig>Orphan>Maria>Living Memes>Laurence
y/n?
>>48054551
As far as I recall, Kaladesh is based on indian mythology and will probably only feature Chandra.
>>48065252
Yeah, that looks fine.
>>48065366
It's based on Indian aesthetics, not mythology.
>>48064098
no guns allowed
>>48064139
I'm honestly just curious. Why are you still here?
>>48065579
We would never see another cast-from-exile card.
We would never see any more mechs in MtG.
We would never see Donate or a similar mechanic ever again.
>>48065633
>all of these things happened in Eldritch Moon
we Urza's saga now?
>>48064050
The drawing are ironically less interesting than 10 or 20 year old cards. I mean sure, these artists are very talented but everything is so fucking samey. The person who decided "no variation in art style, everything should look like screenshots from the same video game" should be fed paint
>>48065907
Oath of Liliana is looking lovely.
>>48052921
>They retconned Nahiri alive to fuck Innistrad instead of giving us Vronos to save it.
I hope they get their fucking movie already and it puts them so far behind in profits they're forced to stop sucking SJW cuntdick and start pleasing Vorthos, Timmy, Johnny and Spike again.
>>48065931
The artist just traced >>48063402
and drew Liliana's outfit on it.
>>48054551
They hate kamigawa because it was complete ass and Tarkir executed the same idea far better.
>>48066025
Matrix Chick's nose looks like the original Innistrad set symbol. Lilliana's doesn't and actually slants a bit on the side rather than looking like the nostril skin is trying to scare off a predator.
Eyes are also a different length apart.
Anon, not all white people look the same.
>>48066072
>>48066093
Ay why, they don't look the same. I can tell people apart. It's probably copied from another actress who's drowning in makeup.
>>48055042
I now read Gideon in the voice of The Rock
>>48066114
>>48066134
Legit though, whenever I'm joking online, people think I'm serious, whenever I'm serious everyone thinks I'm joking. :/
>>48056744
Garruk was a very hurt boy who gave up on civilization, took the laws of nature as his lifestyle, and from time to time enjoyed teaching those who abused law and magic to pretend they were powerful, just how powerless they really were.
Now he's Jason.
Reminder that wherever Elf Hitler goes, she must tag a significant piece of the plane's geography with Nissa's Mark of Friendship.
>>48058117
>Can't go back to Theros because Heliod hates him
>Can't go back to Ravnica because Aurelia hates him
>Bant is gone
Gideon can't even go home and have a nap.
>>48066152
What if they're unsure?
Bring it Emrakul...
>>48064992
Theros is one of the most mediocre blocks of all time. It wasn't even bad enough for me to ironically enjoy it.
>>48066216
That's just the eldrazi binding glyph that Ugin taught Jace.
Of course it is used to bind eldrazi.
We'll never see it again unless a new brood of eldrazi or eldrazi-like entities appears.
>>48066230
Heliod isn't real. Gideon needs to stop being a baby.
>>48066351
Return to Theros going to happen someday though.
>>48066422
Or it's a generic binding glyph. Either way, Nissa seems to have taken it as her personal symbol.
>>48066440
If only so they can bring back and then permanently kill off on of the only remaining white waifus left.
>>48066448
>Or it's a generic binding glyph
It's a glyph for anchoring something from the blind eternities into planar space. That's how Ugin used it, that's how Jace said to use it, that's how Nissa uses it.
It's definitely not generic considering Jace immediately realized it binds eldrazi when he first saw it.
>>48066440
At the end of JOU we learned that Ajani was sowing the seeds of atheism among the populace of Theros. Explaining that the only reason the gods exist is because the people believe they exist. When we eventually go back to Theros all the gods (Save for maybe Kruphix, Karametra and Erebos) are all gonna be gone.
>>48066216
lol gideons face though
>don't jump Gideon, innocent non tards need help
>but im so fucking done with these twats
>DON'T JUMP
>>48051661
>>48052921
I know I'm in the vast vast minority, but for a nobody character, Vronos was one of my favorite planeswalkers. His design was fantastic and I still hold hope that maybe one day we'll get a card for him. I know it's basically a zero percent chance, but as long as we have deceased characters like freyalise getting cards, he may get one too in some commander set.
>>48055042
>get image stuck in my head of filthy frank sitting in the park eating ravioli out of his pocket
>then imagine jace is just filthy frank
>frank can planeswalk already
>lilliana taking here oath, but in the background you hear jace: "ravioli, ravioli, whats in the pocketolli?"
fuck, man
>>48066537
Those colorless atheist gods though.
They gotta use that new colorless casting cost somehow.
>>48066717
I love that commander prints don't have to follow a current plane/story/character. I don't think it's a coincidence that so many great cards have been printed in them. I guess core sets can print cards regardless of the ongoing stories too(?)
>>48055042
If only the actual URs were this well written. Good on you
>>48067022
Too bad they killed off core sets
