Because why not.
>>47999157
>>47999326
Kek
>>47999157
>>47999494
>>47999515
>>47999543
>>47999563
>>47999580
>>47999157
I need a name for this.
>>48000269
Snowflake Character background
>>48001641
>this is a reward in our industry
>>47999658
Don't cuck the duck.
>>48003080
DELETE THIS
DEEEELETE THIS
>>48003505
>>48003519
But what happens if I put myforkin it?
>>48003519
Induction forges get my dick hard.
>>47999543
Smells like WAAAGH
>>48003740
>>48003519
Would that blade be literally a fire knife that burns and cuts, or would the steel be too soft too cut?
>>48004246
What if you had a sword made of highly conductive material with an induction forge at the base of the blade?
>>48005352
You'd have the most impractical sword in existance. You'd literally be cauterizing every wound you inflict.
>>48003505
Ah yes, the vlaamse gaai (flemish jay?), such a majestic bird. I always enjoy having them in the garden, they're so shy you're lucky to see one.
>>48001641
>>48006040
Maybe Nat 1 on Perception would work here too.
>>48005661
Bullets cauterize entry wounds, too.
Ignoring that the blade would absolutely cool once inside the human body, probably more than enough to prevent perfect cauterization, the victim still has to contend with having a big ass piece of metal stuck through them. If it gets them some where non-vital, no biggy. If it severs a main artery or pierces something important like a liver or the heart or the brain, the person is dead, injuries cauterized or not.
>>48006188
>>47999157
What's the lore behind this town?
>>48006272
Still better than Shymalans
>>48006344
Emrakul flew overhead and fused all the villagers into the town itself.
>>48005838
God dammit namor
>>48006205
yeah but then why not just use a normal sword
>>48006419
>we're ready for anything
rip
Time to add some Chronicles of Darkness.
>>48003080
>>48003289
That is backwards, you heart crushing bastard. I don't even know what anime it's from, but it's not sad, it's happy! All their friends come hang around them!
>>48006236
What the fuck.
I know the general schtick of Overlord, but what's going on there? Why's he killing that pissed off chick who says he killed someone else?
>>48006419
>Emrakul
of course, the reason why he did that to a town rather than one of the forests filled with undead and werewolves is because of his weakness to squirrels.
>>48007111
It's not the chick saying he killed someone else.
>The girl goes around killing adventurers
>Includes party of adventurers the Overlord dude did stuff with and sorta kinda grew fond of.
>Girl slowly kills crossdressing loli of the party in particular.
>Overlord finds adventurer-killing girl and squeezes her to death as seen in the scene.
>>48007163
This time around it's going to be six and a half zombies.
>>48007169
Oh, I had to guess at who was speaking since there was no sound and one of the people doesn't have lips or facial animation, and the shouty angry person seemed the one most likely to accuse someone of murder.
>>48007080
sauce?
>>48007691
what was one cop doing approaching like 15 people in an apparently otherwise abandoned parking garage?
>>48007033
this
>>48003881
King of the Dragon Pass. Gloratha is fun place.
>>48007907
Even though it gets posted every thread, I think pic relateds file name might offer some insight
>>48007882
The Devil is a Part Timer.
It's quite a fun show, actually.
>>48007691
>Not using your radio beforehand
>That baton stance
>The way she just let him close distance on her
>That "swing" to the head and not a knee, elbow, or wrist
>That OC spray draw
>Not even hitting the duress button on the top of her radio when she's on the ground
Eeeeew. 0/10 defensive tactics, see me after class.
>>48007925
>>47999326
oh my god
I just realized the pun
>>48003505
Would you by any chance be able to link a source video for that? That's pretty cool footage.
>>48007033
Why do anything that isn't the single most efficient thing possible? Have you practiced the best way to sit and use a mouse and keyboard recently? Do you ensure that you're optimizing your breathing patterns for the most efficient VO2? Have you measure your stride and practiced it so that you never take too much of a step?
Because sometimes cool for the sake of cool is nice.
>>48008204
You can have some stupid edgy bullshit happen to a character without having them act like retards to fall into it.
>>48007691
That's almost cute.
>>48008362
Yeah, this seems like some pretty shitty TV drama crap. I have trouble believing this person made it out of the academy. She doesn't even get surrounded or overwhelmed by the group or anything, she literally just cannot take a single unarmed guy who displays no unusual skills.
Forced and lame for the same of drama.
>>48005661
Sounds familiar
>>48009365
Also she would have drawn her gun before that.
The great equalizer is there for a reason.
>>48000269
Come up with one yourself.
>>48007976
Did he just tear her cunt up with an umbrella hook? How is she bleeding from that?
>>48007925
What?
>>48009365
>>48008362
Not really unusual for people to fuck up and forget their training when they need it in the field.
>>48009538
I am like 900% sure that's from some Brit show. That is not an American police officer.
>>48009538
>British cop
>having guns
>>48008826
Doing something cool for its own sake is called art (at the best of times). Weapons of war are tools, and tools are made to be pratical. Attaching an induction forge at the base of a blade is not pratical: I doesn't sufficiently improve the deadliness of the implement to justify the added resource costs and unwieldiness.
I mean, you're free to do whatever you want, including calling me the no-fun police, but at the end of the day a glowing sword with an expensive and probably unwieldy induction forge tapped to the not-pointy end isn't at all better than a regular sword.
And before you go "muh science," technological progress in terms of product design nowadays is an entire sector built as a fucking shrine to efficiency.
>>48009579
>What?
It's a reference to that story where the grey knights murder a bunch of sisters and sanctify their armor with the blood.
>>48009579
SHE did, yes.
She's also a psychopath who is currently allowed to kill all the psychopaths she wants.
>>47999326
Fucking hell, m8.
>>48009622
That doesn't explain anything and in fact brings up further questions, anon.
>>47999326
>>47999658
Is it even possible to win that duel?
>>48009785
The duck has a blessing of Humakt, which is basically "the first person you meet in combat dies". You can get it with a heroquest too, I think.
>>48009785
With the ducks and they deatlord? I only lost two times to them, go for the kill.
>>48006261
Note that this not only doesn't kill her, but she gets better later.
>>48007169
Ainz is a boss.
>>48006261
>suck a fuck weebs
>>48003608
Heh.
>>48009773
Look up Murcielago.
>>48010074
Oh, a friend likes that manga. Wanted to play a Slasher character in a Suicide Squad inspired Hunter game idea I had based on her.
(The game was "build supernaturals using Hunter rules, you all fight monsters at VALKYRIE's orders and have bombs in your head")
Although somehow making someone bleed by hitting them with an umbrella hook is crazy.
>>48010135
It's called breaking their hymen.
>>48003505
>>48008789
If I'm not mistaken, the source is the BBC nature documentary "The Hunt"
It's fucking amazing and I can definetly recommend.
Also, if I recall correctly, the predator bird is only practising on the "prey" bird, trying to improve their flexibility whilst flying. They do this because they need to change their hunting tactics drastically as the seasons change. They don't actually hunt the birds in the webm
At least that's what I recall from the documentary
>>48008362
>>48009538
You severely underestimate the incompetence of cops in some countries.
Seen plenty of vids where 2 or 3 lady cops try to arrest some dude for some minor offense and he is literally just dancing around and mocking them in front of an audience as they try to beat him with batons.
It's really fucking sad what gets through academies in some countries.
That's them quotas for ya
>>48008362
>female cops
>implying this is inaccurate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-utc4IEQws
>>48010152
1: I assume the girl is wearing at least underwear
2: That would take an incredibly amazing hit with spread legs to even penetrate her
3: https://youtu.be/1ikXim4wevc
>>48010241
This takes me back
>>48008362
>>48010277
>>48010330
Female cops exist solely so that the department won't get sued when they need to search a female. My 20 year veteran cop teacher told us in class one time
>>48010337
>adam ruins everything
>>48010410
I know, and it makes perfect sense
Still doesn't excuse them being put on the field where they are fucking incompetent.
Wouldn't be a problem if they were actually strong women who can keep their mind calm, but instead we just got a bunch of midgets who didn't feel like taking the basic sexist physical tests and grading
>>48010410
Your 20 year veteran cop who clearly isn't biased in any way.
>>48010455
>Implying that information isn't true
Why is the American sex education system so shitty that people think the hymen works like seran wrap holding back strawberry koolaid?
>>48009547
lol what was the point of that comment? Are you trying to be extra 4channy or something?
You seem like one of those kids who says rude things to people with nothing to say about it except "yeah I'm an asshole I don't give a fuck" when really the impression people are getting is that you're socially awkward and ill mannered. And when nobody likes you, you just tell yourself that it's you who don't like them, because they're definitely all too stupid for you to relate to, right?
But then if one of those normies walked up and acted like they wanted to be your friend you'd leap at the chance. You may be an introvert, but you're still incredibly lonely, and deep down you desperately need the affection of others - far more than you'd ever admit to yourself.
>>48006261
strong contender for worst anime ever.
>>48010968
I'm like 200% certain' that's an alt-righty parody.
>almost link porn in a filename thread
I really need to sort my images better.
>>48010968
>and done a HITLER!
lost
>>48011190
camo shorts > slutwear
>>48011754
a) that's hilarious
b) that's terrifying
What's going on there?
>>48011965
No clue.
>>48011965
macy's needed two mall lots worth of floor space but adjacent ones weren't avalible?
>>48008260
its shit and you know it
>>48012065
Look at the table.
>>48009773
What the fuck is going on in this gif?
>>48012296
Dunno, but it looks like a nuzusul werewolf, so that's what I named it. It may be from Ginger Snaps, it may not.
>>48003505
>That matrix dodge at the end.
>>48013275
That really requires the context that "Steal" means "magically remove panties". One of them doesn't even look like she has any.
>>48013275
>>48013477
It also doesn't really make a lot of sense. Are there editions of D&D that let you "substitute" "thievery" for intimidate? I really doubt it, especially because they usually call that "slight of hand," not "thievery."
>>48013536
It's a joke you tard, it doesn't have to be 100% in line with the rules.
>>48013679
Yeah, but if you take that into account along with >>48013477 it's a bit of a shit joke, innit?
>>47999157
Jump the shark much WotC
>>48010337
she basically sodimizes the girl with the umbrella, you're thinking she swung the umbrella, when she actually thrusts it in.
>>48013740
i got the joke, alot of these are inside jokes based on knowledge of the pictures origin and knowledge of roleplaying games.
i dont know why you gotta sperg out
>>48013536
4th ed DnD had a Thievery skill, no clue whether or not you could substitute it for the Intimidate skill in a skill check
>>48013860
I think everybody got the joke, man, that's not the point. It's not exactly a very hard "joke" to get in the first place. The point is that the joke isn't very good.
>>48013915
Well, shit, I played that one so I shouldn't have an excuse for not remembering the name.
>>48013679
>>48013860
"Getting" a joke doesn't make it funny.
>>48013813
Sodomy is the ass. I was thinking she hooked her cunt, which seems to be what happened, but an umbrella handle is a hard wood and bigger than most cocks and the things that would need to happen for both directly snagging up someone's cunt AND cutting it up enough to cause bleeding like that... Well it's silly.
>>48011190
s-s-s-sauce?
>>48010264
F e a r
>>48014904
What a shit filename. Not funny, and while Magi isn't a masterpiece, it's still got a decent enough plot.
>>48014312
>Junkrat fails a riptire.webm
>>48015176
Triggered magi fanboy detected.
Take your shit anime to hell with you.
>>48015359
He didn't even call the image shit, because it's actually a good joke.
It's just the filename that's shit.
>>48014904
The joke is that none of them are plot relevant, right?
>>48015390
Seriously?
>>48015359
Don't get pooper pained just because you can't write good filenames.
>>48014198
Vindictus supposedly...
>>48015495
This is very true.
Do not fuck with Alchemists.
>Gods, what did you give him?
>A salubrious purgative.
>What does that mean?
>He's going to shit.
>Of fuck.
>I mean, like, all of his shit.
>>48015495
>>48015495
Source possibly?
>>48014312
I was expecting a bomb in the tire to go off once it reached the soldiers.
>>48015726
There's a Google button next to the file info.
Click it.
It will give you source.
Otherwise I'm going to post this for you.
>>48015728
If I was on patrol and a tire like that came rolling towards me, I'd have been running for that exact reason.
>>48015751
You know.
I never actually expected anyone to actually post it.
>>48015771
>>48015309
Jesus, what is that from?
>>48015726
Little Witch Academia.
The first one, I forget the name
cute/ 10 would reccomend
>>48013275
What's this from?
>>48015595
>every rogue trader ever.jpg
>>48015359
Why do people get so defensive when people tell them their filenames aren't funny?
>>48015867
What the fuck did he fire?
>>48015726
My Hero Academia.
>>48006419
>DM foreshadowing.jpg
>>48015994
That's a different thing. That's a show about superheroes. The source is Little Witch Academia.
>>48015981
A gun
>>48015981
Judging by the smoke the truck was probably full of tannerite, an explosive compound that goes off due to shock or sudden pressure. People put it in exploding targets all the time.
>>48009781
When Tommen remembered his past life.
>>48015751
Isn't that from
erm..
never mind
>>48015751
This is from Boku no Pico if anyone was wondering.
>>48016254
And, forgetting that most trucks have body panels made of stamped steel, he shot it anyway.
The blur is a 10-pound chunk of shrapnel cartwheeling past him and the cameraman at something over 30 mph. Lucky Russkie.
>>48016481
fpsrussia isn't even really Russian, if I recall.
There's a rumor that the chunk of metal is photoshopped but it doesn't look excessively fake to me... though that is a really, really fucking stupid distance to blow tannerite up at. If the door panel missed him I'm impressed another piece of shrapnel didn't hit him instead.
>>48016457
real funny asshole, now what's it actually from?
>>48015874
Konosuba. A "trapped in another world" anime where all the main characters are terrible people who deserve every bad thing that happens to them. And it's comedy gold.
>>48015781
That's... yeah that's a creepy webm. I need to forget anime exists.
>>48016644
>Not wanting to remember it
>Not watching it daily
>Not owning DVDs
What are you, gay?
>>48006260
Finally, a suitable mount for the unnaground.
>>48016644
>needs to forget anime
>browses an anime image board
You know, I try to forget alcohol exists sometime because I'm a raving drunk, so I normally hangout in bars.
Dude, really? And don't pull that lame "They have an anime board, this is /tg/" stuff. This entire site is for weeb shit. Don't be That Guy.
Unless this is bait. In that case, you got me, fucker.
>>48015841
Just another Tuesday in southern New Mexico
>>48010691
What is this from?
>>48016457
Actually it's not.It's from the sequel, Pico to Chico.
>>48016811
So /tg/ is explicitly for Force of Will and MAID? So /v/ is explicitly made to discuss the latest anime trash game? So /lit/ is explicitly about discussing manga and anime fanfiction?
Go suck on a cock
>>48017384
>So /tg/ is explicitly for Force of Will and MAID? So /v/ is explicitly made to discuss the latest anime trash game? So /lit/ is explicitly about discussing manga and anime fanfiction?
No and don't pretend for a second that was the point. Don't be an idiot, Anon. I'm saying that Anime is a huge part of the site, not the main focus. To ignore that is plain fucking retarded.
YOU suck a cock.
>>48017135
Why slavic specifically
>>48017514
The trademarked slav squat
>>48017477
You just said that the entire website is devoted to weeb shit. So saying otherwise makes you a hypocrite, ten thousand times more often to suck cocks than I.
>>48017565
Take the dick out of your mouth and calm down.
This is a website made to discuss Cambodian cave carvings, that has expanded well beyond its original intent.
But it still has that foundation of Chinese shit scribbles upon all the rest is built.
Don't come here if you can't handle the foundation rearing its head. You won't last long.
Certainly don't get butt-blasted when the most ancient joke on this Laotian loony likeness site shows up.
>>48017565
>You just said that the entire website is devoted to weeb shit.
Yes. Yes it is. If you don't like it, you can leave.
needs a better name
>>48017819
>tg writes a magic system
>>48017682
Shut up weeb.
>>48017739
We most certainly are not talking about anime in most threads outside of /anime/. Go shove your dick in a blender.
>>48017869
You had all the time in the world and that's the best comeback you could muster?
Ok.
>>48009947
>>48007169
Why he didn't just... resurrected them?
>>48018374
He didn't want it getting out that he could resurrect people, given how rare an ability it is in the world he's in.
He also didn't care that much about them.
>>48007290
>Oh, I had to guess at who was speaking since there was no sound and one of the people doesn't have lips or facial animation, and the shouty angry person seemed the one most likely to accuse someone of murder.
That was my first thought and I wondered how I could sympathize with Ainz when I went to actually watch Overlord.
It was kind of a relief to see he was the one speaking there and that chick was a complete cunt who got what she deserved.
>>48018544
Don't get confused anon, Ainz is straight up a bad guy.
The later novels have him fucking ruining people who do nothing to deserve it.
>>48018511
Couldn't he have resurrected or reanimated them and locked then up on his necropolis? Or make it appear that instead of getting resurrected, they got just healed up instead?
After watching that episode, it just kinda feels like... they were throw away like a unused plothook. He cares about then but not enough to give more then a half-fuck.
>>48018374
Ya he killed her because she reeeeaaaalllly pissed him off and fucked up his plans he had going at the time.
>>48018781
He sure as shit didn't care enough about them. Like, he cared about them because he figured on working with them to get himself Tom Hanks big, which was his goal. He wasn't mad about them dying because they didn't deserve it, he was mad because he was doing shit with them.
Remember, Ainz is practically incapable of caring strongly about practically everyone in the new world.
And bringing people back from the dead is also not cheap, and I doubt he wanted to blow the resources on it. And he sure as shit wasn't going to bring them back to his guild house, a place he considers pretty sacred.
>>48013955
radical islam
>>48007111
>>48006236
Overload was an anime that was steeped in caster supremacy. That whole fight was just a high level caster laughing his ass off at a max level martial.
>>48013955
>>48019019
Jihad just wan'na have fun.
>>48019019
thanks for the source man
>>48011754
Hey, I think my LGS is in that mall.
>>48006260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
>>48019858
Ainz was only mid-tier in terms of the game though, since he built his character for RPing. The original guild leader, Touch Me, was considered one of the most powerful players in the game and he was a warrior.
>>48020408
Yea, like, Ainz's big strength in the new world is that he took a bunch of normally useless shit that no one bothered with for the fluffiness, and some of it is turning out to be insanely good.
Like the skill that makes him immune to damage from low level stuff. Pointless in an end game MMO, but damn if it doesn't make him invincible now.
>>48019858
She wasn't anywhere close to max level, man.
She's like, level 20-30, I forget exactly.
>>48020451
She was one of the three best fighters on the continent, the strongest of which was almost killed by a group of clerics. Like >>48020408
said in the original MMO casters may not have been super OP but in the setting he gets put in, he martials are hilariously under powered. It doesn't help that Ainz can use high level martial gear with better proficiency than almost anyone in the setting.
>>48020550
She was one of the highest in the setting, yea, but that doesn't change the fact that she's like 30 to Ainz's 100, nevermind the fact that Ainz, for all his lack of optimization, is also packing end game gear.
If she'd have been a caster, he'd have destroyed her all the same.
It's the D&D equivalent of a level 20 wizard wandering around in a setting where the highest level is like, 5.
>>48019858
He massively outlevels anyone else in the world he's transported to. He even shits on other casters, and he was noted to be an UN-optimized build.
>>47999157
>not urban violence
>>48009785
You need to send a mook on him, he will then challenge your circle member because he ain't satisfied. He's still a fucking deathlord, so send your best at him.
>>48020641
>>48020652
I get that but even aside from Ainz the other casters you see out class the martials. Would any of those three top fighters be able to beat those undead dragons that the old necromancer summoned or that high tier angle that the cleric guy summoned. Don't get me wrong I found the show entertaining but I also thought it was a good satire on highlevel dnd.
>>48020578
What is this from?
>>48020757
If the martial were max level? Probably.
>>48020757
I'm pretty sure that the one martial could beat just about anything we saw in the show, minus that one angel.
And that Angel was high enough to actually hurt Ainz, it was basically impossible for anything in the setting to beat.
>>48020760
otaking's tie fighter animation
>>48020757
>Undead Dragons
those were explicitly made to counter casters though, they're immune to all magic 6th tier and below, which is the highest that normal humans in the new world can use.
>high tier angle
Well Stronoff was able to kill many angels before he was worn out, and I doubt that any normal human, caster or no, could've killed that angel since the Theocracy treated it as one of the strongest monsters in existence.
>>48020829
It was strong enough to hurt Ainz, and he explicitly has a special skill that prevents damage from low level stuff.
I don't remember if the LN actually listed it's level.
>>48020550
No, it is that Ainz is level 100 with multiple classes contributing to his total level. At best the most skilled magic users can cast 2-3rd level spells with a rare few that are consider major heros able to cast a 4th maybe even 5th but spells of the 8th level are consider mythical and belonging in the age of gods and the power of gods.
Ainz can cast 9th or 10th I think, along with his summoning abilities which are nearly unheard of in the potency of what monsters he can create. A mid level undead he creates form a soldiers corpse is able to solo a group of several soldiers because they would at best be like level 15-25.
In that settings most living creatures cannot get above say level 30, some creatures have a benefit with racial levels but humans basically genocided the vast majority of them in the distant past. Any level 100 character would be obscenely powerful. The reason he can later use martial gear is because they are world specific items that were granted to the World Champion who was his old guild member that when he quit he somehow transferred them to him which lets him temporarily shift his levels into martial levels.A martial of equal level would be able to fight him on a more equal footing, the problem is there just isn't anyone of that level in the stories yet since any player that got sucked in has been scattered throughout the worlds timeline.
Most people are fighting with totally mundane weapons so the fact that Ainz is high enough level to have a huge hp stock pile even as a caster, along with his skeleton races damage reduction, and ability to summon minor magical armor and weapons makes him stand out pretty far from the crowd, it is heavily implied that a lvl 100 caster is still physically much stronger than a lvl 20 fighter. Considering a basic Ogre is a serious threat to a squad of fighters, saying they are in the 20's may be generous
>>48021002
Having no idea what this anime is, it sounds like schoolyard play-fighting.
>>48020814
Where's this from
>>48016644
You do realise that webm is from literal porn right?
>>48009538
Swedish.
>>48021047
...Gunsmith Cats
>>48015841
Spain has a small enclave in North Africa. That's every night at the border fence.
>>48021030
Easy mistake to make.
The focus on the anime isn't supposed to be on how powerful Ainz is in terms of it ever being a good fight, it's mostly about him dealing with his NPCs who are now living people, and dealing with the fact that he's in a weird new world(and the changes it's done to him as a person).
Anime didn't help the concept though, what with the fight scenes getting such major billing, but the scenes where Ainz fights were never meant to be about him being so much better.
>>48020814
Too many shotguns, not enough monofilament wire traps or bodies the crew are hiding in there to sell their high grade bioware.
>>48010478
>>48010410
You guys don't know many female cops, do you?
>>48006040
>Hitler sympathizer
>>48011113
but it's the best comedy of the decade!
>>48021861
That's not Another.
>>48021524
I do. She's under five foot and quite frankly I could pick her up and throw her over a fence.
>>48011739
she's the mother of all vampires
>>48021169
And this has been for decades, then they send them almost all of them back, that's why I laugh at Europe flipping their shit at a couple of refugees.
