Welkum 'ta duh WAAGH! 'Ow Orky iz yuh?
Rolled 94, 37 = 131 (2d100)
Da 2d100 amount of percent!
"Dice+2d100" Dis much!
>>47973025
Ya can't e'en loot me post proppaly! Waghahahahaha!
Rolled 67, 3 = 70 (2d100)
More than you!
>>47973036
DATS CUZ I AINT NO FINKY GIT LIKE YOUZ, AND I WUZ POSTAN FROM ME SELL FONE!
>>47972892
How orky iz I?
HOW ORKY IZ I?
I had a bowl uv grots fer breakfast.
Wifout any milk.
>>47973069
>Dis grot finks e's ded hard
I AINT HAD NO Brekfast!
I assembled vast legions of warriors made to fight endless wars and used it to conquer the galaxy before being brought down by betrayal from within.
>>47973200
an' now youz jus' muck'n 'bout in a chair. Das not orky ya got!
Rolled 65, 75 = 140 (2d100)
>>47972892
I wunce sed dat Mork an Gork wuz betta den Gork an Mork.
>>47973242
My mucking about enables countless endless wars across the entire galaxy, literally billions fighting billions without end, all in my name and through my mere existence. I have achieved more orkiness in a single day on this machine than any Ork that has ever existed, and I have been here for ten thousand years.
If your species truly loved to fight and win, you would venerate me as the greatest source of fighting that there has ever been.
I's gots too powah klaws!
>>47973461
Yoo remembah dat toime yoo got chok'd out by wun uv dah Big Bossez?
>>47973481
>too
>not free
get a lode a did grot
>>47973481
Fucking metal. The Nobz box has such great models & stuff. Wish they had rules worth using.
>>47973482
I remember when I utterly annihilated his armies and ended his empire.
Is total defeat orky?
>>47972892
I iz so Orky, I haz me two shootas stuck together wit a burna! MOAR DAKKA AND BURNY WAAAAAGGHH!
>>47973633
Total 'e sez az we still stompin' 'is 'ard boyz inta da durt. I kant 'ear ya ova da sounda moi arms moovin'!
>>47973633
Orkz iz neva beatin in battle!
If wez win, wez win!
If wez die, wez ded - it don't count.
If wez run away, wez have anovva go!
>>47973697
>>47974641
This is my point! I won all these fights. I keep winning fights. Even when I've lost, I'm still winning fights! I'm better at Orking than you and the only reason you exist is because my warriors haven't killed you yet! Damn your inconsistent species!
Malcador, exterminate them immediately!
Malcador!
Why don't you ever answer me, Malcador?
>>47974761
Wez won more scraps den you ded hummie.
Dere be more Orkz den ya punnie hummies too! Orkz iz winnin
I iz so orky even mi spleenz iz greenz
I iz so orky got mi feet all red to run everywha'
I iz so orky I ain't need machine
I iz so orky I gonna get a Zzapdick after!
>>47974761
We'z bean orky fer longa den yu, humie. We wuz orky wen dem metal gitz wuz squi-shee loike yu!
DIS MUCH
Rolled 185, 902 = 1087 (2d1000)
DIS MUCH
>>47972892
I wunce looted da chair roight out from undah me warboss
Hey guys, what's going on over here?
>>47976372
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Ya git.
>>47976372
BOYYYYYYZZZZ,I fink I found a humie!
>>47976886
That's POST human, you ork filth.
>>47976974
IT'Z WUN A DOZ 'ARD 'ARD BOYZ! LET'S LEG IT!
>>47973109
Dats not heafy
Rolled 90, 79 = 169 (2d100)
>>47973109
Dis grot fogetz Brekfast mos 'portant meel of de day.
>>47972892
I only eat WAAghfuls.
>>47973069
Ya runty git!
I 'ad youz Warboss for breakfast! No milk, 'ad to make due wiv 'iz nobz.
By da way, I'z ya new warboss! Ya lissen to me now!
