What the hell is the purpose of this thing?
>>47910291
Some clergymen choose a tall hat to look impressive, he choose a tall chair
Walk around and give judgement
>>47910291
If you can't tell by looking it probably can't be explained.
Yo dawg! I heard you like sitting in judgement on thrones. So we added a throne you your mech so you can judge while you purge.
>>47910291
Well, most wheelchairs have trouble getting up stairs reliably, this solves that very specific hurdle to battle (probably).
>>47910291
rule of cool
trve kvlt
>>47910291
Well it's certainly not to purchase sandpaper cigarettes, that's for sure.
>>47910291
To sell models.
>>47910482
Makes sense.
Do you think it also has a built in toilet?
That was always my dream as a kid you know, to have a mobile toilet, so I could move around the house while I was taking a shit.
>>47910291
I wonder if the paper ever gets caught on things when it walks around.
>>47910291
BE QUIET, DOMINIQUE!
>>47910291
He's armchair military
>>47910731
>Build a toilet into your mobile battle throne
>Shit while you hold court
>Shit while you do your sermons
>Shit while you kill heretics
>Flamers and incense burners take care of the smell
>You have a dedicated servitor just to wipe your ass for you, and a servo skull for TP
Truly the Ministorum is the comfiest of His Holy Adepta.
>>47910503
God damnit let me buy my sandpaper cigarettes!
>>47910291
>>47911490
>Be a High Confessor
>Listening to the ramblings and excuses of a heretic I'm going to execute anyways
>Feel the big one hit me
>Oh my Emperor give me strength!
>Face visably contorts with pain letting out the a big one
>May as well have dropped a hive tyrant
> once my senses return to me I'm overcome with the after shit euphoria
"I didn't listen to a word you said anyways, you get the stake and the flame, hope the Emperor can forgive you because I sure as hell won't. NEXT!"
>Make a mental note to bang the nun for those awesome tacos even they go down like krak grenades
>>47910291
How else is he supposed to get in sword-hitting range? Walk like a pleb?
>>47910291
Old Man strength without the heresy.
>>47911490
G.R.R.Martin pls go and stay go.
