List of monsters /tg/ has ruined due to creepy fetish bullshit.
>Goblins
>Kobolds
>Orcs
>Dragons
>Mimics
>Slimes
>Demons of any variety
>Giants
>Thri-kreen
>Beast-folk
>Elves
Am I missing any you fucking degenerates?
>>47897566
The entirety of any published entity of any RPG.
>>47897566
I mean, yeah the fetish jokes are obnoxious bullshit but come on, OP. None of my gamer friends have even jokingly expressed interest in fucking goblins or Thri-keen and I doubt any of yours have either.
Flumphs and flail snails. I haven't seen /tg/ sexualize those yet.
>>47897566
>I doubt any of yours have either.
>implying OP has friends
>Implying OP plays games
>implying OP doesn't just sit around smoking dank 1d4chan memes all day
>>47897566
Humans. Have you seen how much porn of them there is?
>>47897704
>GM: You come across a beautiful human woman
>>47897566
I think all of that greatly adds to my enjoyment of the fiction, both the fetishy stuff, and the nonfetishy stuff (which i also enjoy wholeheartedly, and i enjoy being able to keep my sexuality separate from my enjoyment of fiction just as much as i enjoy when i indulge.)
Beholders.
>>47897566
Anything that falls under the umbrella of the Harkness test, basically.
>>47897990
>Is it of sexual maturity
Try again.
>>47898133
should be emotional maturity. but that's a pretty hard question to answer objectively.
>>47897566
Humans
>>47897967
Seems like a cutie.
>>47897990
This image is so stupid, I must assume that you must be stupid as well for posting it.
>>47897566
Warforged
>>47899760
>>47897566
We haven't done anything with Thri-Keen in forever
>>47897566
>/tg/ ruined
/b/tards and /d/viants routinely dickpost here, and there's literally nothing /tg/ can do to stop it since reporting evidently has no effect. But that doesn't mean a single succubus post (LOL "SUCK YOU" GEDDIT???) was started by a legit /tg/ player who actually games with friends. Most dickposters quickly reveal themselves as NARPs with no knowledge of player etiquette. Or gaming. Or friends. But they're fucking experts on Rule 34.
Wat do?
Vampires don't eat therefore they don't poop so their anuses are squeaky clean and they probably miss the sensation of pooping you know what I mean?
>>47899796
>NARP
That's great, never seen it until now but it's 100% true
>>47897566
Havn't seen slutty mindflayers in awhile
>>47897967
Already has a monster girl version
>>47897566
Centarus
>>47897566
Cthulhu
>>47900046That's more /mlp/'s fault for meHorse pussy is best pussy
>letting /tg/ affect your opinion on anything
>ever
>>47897673
Flumphs are basically flying fleshlights.
>>47897566
Skeletons
>>47899810
>>47897566
What ever the fuck this thing is
>>47900225
I see spaces for five vaginas and/or dicks.
>>47900468
I actually like to think that the sexual organs for this thing is on the backside (opposite side from the face) and that a male and female will turn their backs to each other, line up, hook up, and then would spin/walk. Simular to two wheels and a axel idea.
>>47900468
Maybe more
Buddy, give up. I'd stick my dick in just about anything, and I bet a lot of other people would too, so stop getting assblasted because someone might want to fuck something.
>>47899796
Try remembering that you've deliberately come to a forumn with the fewest rules of any non-onion site, literally the scum-sucking gutter of the internet, by your own choice and with foreknowledge and stop complaining that the posts you find aren't up to your standards you cancerous reddit scum.
>>47900079
Do ilithids count?
>>47897566
None of those races are ruined for me and if some people posting fetishized versions of them prevents you from enjoying them I feel sorry for you and hope you one day enter the light of not giving a fuck.
>>47900545
Ok but foot position allows for good spin only in one direction, and if you put them back to back they'll have difficulties.
So, would males and females of the species roll in separate directions, or will it be a random gene for direction?
>>47904863
Same here, it must be horrible to be OP.
>>47897566
You spelled "made better" wrong.
I love me a thri kreen waifu.
>>47898186
Yeah, but that causes the majority of humans to be unfuckable until the mid-20's and a significant portion for even longer.
>>47897566
I can't even imagine being such a prudish, weak-willed faggot that I'd let the sexual proclivities of strangers that I'll never meet determine what I enjoy. Like holy shit, OP, how do you possibly get through the day without just crumbling into a gibbering mess of anal anguish thanks to people sexualizing everything constantly?
>>47905280
I don't really see the association between disliking someone masturbating to something and having a "weak will", but unless the OP's totally not made up group is entirely made up of people who spend all their other free time between here, /d/, and /aco/ I really don't think general perception sees half the monster manual as fetish bait (and in that case it was doomed for other reasons)
>>47905321
OP isn't weak-willed faggot because he dislikes masturbation, but rather because he lets fantasies of others to influence his thinking.
>>47897566
>creepy
>>47905271
>>47898186
I just ignore that whole "emotional maturity" thing because making informed decisions is a meme
>>47899796
>/b/tards and /d/viants routinely dickpost here, and there's literally nothing /tg/ can do to stop it since reporting evidently has no effect.
Which rule are they breaking?
If it's porn, reporting deletes it since this is a blue board.
If it's just your feelz, those are not protected by rules.
>>47900225
Buer, one of the 72 pillars of Solomon.
>>47900225
7 vajanjas
this is a summerfag test isn't it?
>>47905271
> and a significant portion for even longer.
Like for the entirety of their life, so they don't taint the genepool with their retardation?
Anything that isn't a brown-haired, brown-eyed, brown-wearing, scruffy, unkempt, white male practising a martial activity on a strict mercenary basis without passion nor interest is Magical Realm.
>>47905884
Pretty sure that one is supposedly an orc.
>>47905884
->>dat toe ring tho
I AM INTO IT
Next time janitors are being hired I'm in to crusade against smutfags
Kobolds are the damn best thing ever. Fuck, I love me some Kobolds. Pretty sure my kobold folder has almost 1 gig on it of pictures and such.
>>47905921
Haven't seen this sad power fantasies for a while.
>>47905775
But it's winter
>>47899896
I'm actually pretty sure none of them are members of the National Association of Railroad Passengers
>>47905921
Get raped my man
>>47906124
Australia doesn't count.
>>47905921
>making your life goal stopping people having unapproved fun on the internet
dam son
>>47899796
>suck you
Bus?
>>47897566
Reminder that the only way to satisfy the tarrasque sexually is by fucking her into exhaustion and then casting wish to wish her to be sexually satisfied and even then you have a 5% chance of failure.
>>47897566
But you know what /tg/ hasn't sexualised yet?
>>47897566
Every single monster that there is. Thanks to that weabooland bastard, kenkou cross, you can find a sexualized version of any creature you can name.
>>47899810
I havent laughed like this in a while, thanks for making me look like an asshat at a workplace
>>47906411
President Theodore Roosevelt?
>>47906388
>>47900148
Salad guy is correct guy. Don't let /tg/ horrible mindset affect you.
>>47906411
Finland?
>>47905884
Artist?
>>47907644
I checked your dubs and no, you are wrong
>>47906411
Please be more specific
Even IF you get off to stories about dragon fucking or slut goblins that does not mean you have to be an autistic degenerate who is incapable of separating his fap time and game time.
>>47897737
I just imagine a group of goblin geeks playing a tabletop game, and the players' audible annoyance whenever the goblin GM describes a human female in details.
>>47907611
At least post the monster version.
>>47905884
>worksafe post - BALETED
>>47906388
>tits - relevant4discussion, muh worldbuilding!
tfw /tg/ janitors
>>47911329
One of the mods doesn't like greenskins, got a warning the other day for posting a fat orc ass in panties.
If you're homo that's fine, but go do that #proudtobe shit on youtube, not punish us over here who just want to fuck some goblinoids.
>>47911329
>>47911288
I'm sorry anon.
>>47908325
The truth inherent in this statement may never be understood in our lifetimes. Nonetheless, we owe it to ourselves to try.
>>47900546
Imagine
>Ruined
>>47899656
It' made for stupid autists, so it's understandable how you see it as such.
I mean, it's made for you.
>>47900104
Implying it's /mlp/s fault.
>>47900148
You're pretty cool, salad guy.
>>47897566
Have Slaads been sexualized?
>>47914809
I'm sorry, but I have to ignore you, because you have forced me to consider you stupid.
>>47899810
Literally bash.org up in here
>>47900545
Get the drawfags in here right now.
>>47906411
Dire wolves?
>>47906411
Floor tiles? Oh wait.
Human nature OP
If something seems scary humans will try to find a way to fuck it
>>47906411
Owlbears?
>>47918310
That's clearly Margaret Thatcher's statblock.
Nobody's ruined griffons yet, so we've got that going for us.
>>47918418
>Best guess
>Cartoon
Feels kinda like Sanzo, but the art style is a bit off.
>>47897566
You're telling me that you wouldn't hit this, Anon?
>>47900468
>>47900546
>>47914058
thanks grimsby
>>47918559
>That filename
Fuck you, man. My sides just flew out the window.
>>47918348
You trying to she she's not an owlbear?
>>47900046
Lamias, too.
>>47918523
it's a guy named floatRand who occasionally draws stuff for /tg/
http://floatrand.tumblr.com/
>>47897566
Ghouls, Wendigo, and Zombies.
>>47897566
This is the worst "what should we sexualize next" thread prompt I've ever seen.
>>47897566
>elves are monsters
>>47897655
>not hiding your power levels
your friends are smart, smarter than you think
>>47900187
Haha, no, they've been sexualized to hell and back.
>>47897566
Skaven, Undead, Undead Terminators, Undead Terminator-Borg Blueberries, Daemonsimplying I ihaven't had a good fap to all of the above.
Ironically I've yet to see R34 of the patron saint of smutposting
>>47918472
You clearly don't browse /mlp/.
>>47897566
Everything, really. If it exists or has been imagined by somebody, somebody else somwhere wants to have sex with it.
The key is to not get caught up on the fact that whatever you do is probably somebody's fetish, and just do it. Just because somebody wants to fuck dragons doesn't mean you can't use dragons in your game. /tg/ these days seem to be overly sensitive to "magical realms", with people being unwilling to use certain things in a completely non-sexual context just because somebody somewhere might fap to that (or alternatively, the players assuming the GM must be inserting his fetish into the game because somebody somewhere would fap to that).
List of shit OP is butt devestated about for no real reason
>everything
>>47918283
Source?
>>47922016
>Skaven
>Undead
I gotchu covered
>>47921387
>>47926088
I dont think you would like it anon.
Its from a Foot fetish manga
>>47931074
I-I would.
>>47931290
Okay look up Ore no Himekutsu o Haite Kure.
I think like 4 chapters have been translated so far
>>47931074
>Its from a Foot fetish manga
I'm pretty sure that's not Houkago Play.
>>47931338
Thanks anon.
>>47900998
>forum
>>47918418
That picture is stupid.
Why in the sam hell wouldn't the dragon turn it into a business?
Is cute a fetish, cause then pixies and nixies...
