THE LAME JOKE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
>>47854207
Yes it does and it stops here
>>47854207
>>47854218
Haters gonna hate, and see how I can solve your problem
>>47854207
Help me name this please.
>>47854435
Anyone else want to stat that up as armor? Just me? Okay.
>>47855034
That is literally the first thing I thought upon watching that.
Imagine armour thats just a big spiky shell, like some kind of medieval tank.
>>47854457
i don't get it
>>47855084
>>47855617
>Kudzu
The only saving grace with that stuff is that goats love it and the first frost kills it.
>>47854503
what am I even looking at here?
>>47855012
9th level wizard spells
>>47855654
>>47854697
>>47854396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d89a_G6Fcg
This is the only thing I can hear along with this webm
>>47855211
>Thank you for railroading us Mr. GM
>>47855902
>Reading the tiny text.
"I did nothing wrong, and I'm perfect, so I apologize for that."
![dobkovicky-litochovice-d8-dalnice-sesuv-6_galerie-980[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z1yRaV8.jpg "dobkovicky-litochovice-d8-dalnice-sesuv-6_galerie-980[1].jpg")
>>47855777
Different angle
See it now?
>>47855183
Nope, Chuck Testa.
"Top Cat is just a fall guy, Callahan! Benny is the brains behind this smuggling ring!"
>>47855947
Here ya go, in non-ant writing:
I, Angelise Ikaruga Mitsurugi, wish to here provide an explanation regarding the altercation which occurred at the bathhouse between myself and Squadron Number One Captain Thalia.
On the occasion of my daily sorties, my performance has been spectacular, and thinking about it now this was more than enough to make Captain Thalia jealous. However, for my part, I knew nothing of the captain's envy and unfounded slandering of me, and I had no idea whatsoever about the captain's mounting day-to-day stress.
Even when the captain came to me at the bathhouse my only thought was that she had come to praise my usual work, Further, even when Captain Thalia came at me with a knife, I though that this was a unique manifestation of the captain's affection and I accepted the challenge without a thought.
I knocked away the captain's knife, and after some bare-handed fighting, we entered into a battle with scrubbing brushes, and I felt that it was actually beating her that would meet her expectations, and so before I knew it, I had won a total victory. As far as this goes, I believe my behavior is as it normally is in my day-to-day life, but I have come to learn through this incident that my being elegant and luxurious causes some people to feel envy.
I am guilty of no wrongdoing or misconduct in this incident, and I myself am not to blame in the slightest, so I can improve nothing, but if it may be said that the mere perfection of my existence begat it, then I do offer some apology.
>>47856072
... okay, which underaged schoolgirls representing military equipment anime is this from?
>>47856167
CROSS ANGE Rondo of Angel and Dragon.
Google the name in the first sentence, man.
>>47854514
>>47855697
Go home Kirk
Is it just one guy posting 'druid (x)' captions?
>>47854396
That was... beautiful.
>>47854532
I opened this as soon as that stupid Rav4 outdoor commercial came on. Perfect.
>>47855862
is that J.R.R. Martin?
>>47856809
You mean George RR Martin?
>>47856809
>>47856866
I think that is. He's just making fun of the people who complain that that myopic manatee isn't writing his fucking books by showing himself doing all sorts of things that aren't writing books..
![d96[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dx9QAKa.jpg "d96[1].jpg")
>>47854396
>freehands the second S
>>47854375
>BBEG
>not the hero we need
>>47856999
Isn't this some kind of symbolism for how everything is fleeting?
>>47857200
That or how you shouldn't be attached to material things.
>>47857351
Also, it's about creating, the journey, not standing still and trying to preserve what is only momentarily and impermanent.
And it's also about triggering neckbeards, because holy shit, people blow up over this.
>>47856999
>>47857435
I thought that to be created and then rubbed out in seconds was the whole point of a mandala.
>>47857562
Tell that to the people that get buttblasted over it
>>47856999
>draws and 8-pointed star through the circles
That's what Chaos will do to the Imperium if we don't stop it.
>>47857618
Not even kidding, they're probably autistic. Like, actually, clinically autistic. Nothing makes someone with autism go apeshit like taking order and reducing it to chaos.
>>47857814
>Valor Bard.gif
>>47857814
>>47857814
>>47858070
what is this?
>>47858182
Underground demolition work. You can see the fuses going just ahead of the wormsign.
>>47858070
Pic very much related.
>>47854486
It Hurts. Niceeeee.
>>47855012
Something to do with WoD Mages and Paradox or something.
>>47856999
>That moment of hesitation before he starts
>>47855012
ss13.png
>>47858491
This fanboy shit is why I quit watching Dr. Who. The show was alright, but the fanbase is unbearable.
>>47858724
>>47854503
I swear, real life rivals Looney Toons sometimes.
>>47855012
The_Fall.png
>>47858724
>>47859027
this isn't a /v/ filename thread though, it should be something /tg/
>>47859079
Space Station 13 has been a regular thing here for years.
>>47854264
Weisel-chan is adorable.
>>47859133
SS13 is literally older tahn the internet you numbnuts, it's the world's oldest traditional game
>>47859170
>chess
>go
>draughts
>poker
>mancalla
>SS13 is older
I agree with you that SS13 is /tg/ related, but come on bro.
>>47856072
Impressive.
>>47859292
not funny desu
>>47859621
>Internet-based game older than the Internet
>Internet-based game obviously not older than the Internet
>sperging out over games actually older than the Internet
anon, you autism is showing
>>47859027
I never get tired of this gif.
"THANKS FOR THE PIE, HERE'S ALL MY SHIT".
And all the while her massive flab is bouncing up and down as she tries desperately to walk down the up escalator.
>>47859688
I don't know, I found it pretty funny.
>>47858877
Pretty much all of those are reskinned Chuck Norris jokes
>>47859903
>webm
Pardon me.
need name for this
>>47859269
I laughed. Do we know the story behind this one?
>>47857814
I remember seeing this before; where's it from?
>>47860033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wga5A6R9BJg
>>47859153
I didn't get it until the very end.
I don't care how fake that thread was, this is good.
>>47854264
>>47859688
>>47859995
China.
>>47860104
This guy is living the 4chin's of becoming a little girl.
>>47860196
I'm holding out until I can mind dive into loli gynoids. Or an A-10, whichever comes first.
>>47860424
>reroll a miss into a crit
>>47855811
That filename could work just as well for that one webm with the cornet and the marching band.
>>47859984
>is_that_a_gun_or_are_you_just_happy_to_see_me.jpg
>>47859937
>>47860840
Animals are disgusting, why do we want to preserve them, again?
>>47860875
Misplaced sense of attachment?
>>47860875
Allow me to present this counterpoint.
>>47861021
That moment, pre-freak out, where his eyebrows shoot way the fuck up.
Perfection.
>>47861021
Man, it must take some serious discipline to pull something like that off. Look at how his fingers move and try to replicate it at even half speed.
>>47859937
>>47860840
Those fuckers must be hiding something delicious up there!
>>47856518
Oh god that's horrifying
>>47861634
Accurate as fuck too
>>47855862
I don't understand what this is supposed to represent yet somehow it seems dead on.
>>47856167
It's actually about Princess Hitler finding out she was a Jew all along, and going to the lesbian prison camps where she learns to pilot a mech and fight dragons.
>>47861885
Is it wrong that I want this to be a real thing? That's so absurd it wraps back around and becomes hilarious.
>>47854207
M4 Sherman-chan a best.
>>47861923
I'm not lying, that's the first two episodes, which set the stage for the first cour.
>>47856809
Ah, yes, the famous writer of A Game of Rings, a fantasy novel set in Middlesteros.
>>47862115
I fucking miss Cross Ange.
>>47861530
>>47862388
I still don't know what the fuck Tusk was there for
He was lame so I don't see him as a self insert for the audience or something for female viewers of the show
He was just there to turn the final conflict into a fucking "I fucked your waifu" battle with the antagonist
>>47862660
He was there to be Ange's bitch like everyone else in the show. Also "He's a ninja so he can survive blowing himself up" shenanigans.
>>47855183
I love you.
>>47854259
Christ, is this the original?
>>47861206
It's easier with an actual card in hand, though, because the friction of the edges against your fingers isn't nearly as hard to get as you imagine it will be when you're just practicing the move. The real trick is making it look smooth without telegraphing SECRET MOVE INCOMING.
>>47862742
Him diving on that explosive vest was the one point in the show I had serious respect for him and even the show itself some
>>47862860
Yep.
>>47861530
God that's cute
>>47862388
I miss the first half of Cross Ange
>>47861634
You think THAT's horrifying?
>>47861866whenever it's someone else's turn in roll20, those assholes always seem to take forever in completing it
>>47866078
For a moment I read that as leaving the man with a stab wound to the head
>>47862286
>Middlesex
>>47856999
It's less painful when you figure out that they remake these things every year; they probably have the method to rebuild it memorized.
>>47859694
Nice reading comprehension anon.
>>47860104
>>47860196
>>47860220
>>47857562
My favorite story regarding mandalas was an incident where a young child ran away from his mother to play with the colorful sand. The woman was as horrified as the monks were delighted in the child frolicking in the sand.
I wonder if the kid will ever realize how brightly he shone with wisdom back when he knew nothing.
>>47866648
>>47866648
Not quite. They're a unique pattern.
They're really good at it, but that's rubbing out weeks of work and planning. The hesitation is genuine... But the whole point is to let go.
>>47861109
a much better filename would be dazzling display
>>47854365
what if i stick my dick in?
>>47860980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUrOCEt3Olo
That entire cartoon is filename/reaction image gold.
>>47856611
/tg/ has been pretty chill as of late.
there is a bit of passive aggressive bitching here and there, but no all out flaming.
>>47867822
unless your dick is metal, induction heaters wouldn't do anything to it. take those piercings out.
>>47866687
i don't get it
>>47868117
Google Roger A Muirebe. Filename isn't strictly /tg/
>>47859381
>thumbnail
How is some buss-seat fabric representative of the Guard...?
>open image
...Oh.
>>47861109
I'm pretty sure that's not how that works, but I don't know enough about breasts to dispute that.
>>47866620
>>47859153
No wonder encaustic tiles are so expensive.
>>47861109
Grenadier is... Man I don't know if I'd recommend it, but it sure is a thing.
>>47869955
Why are BAD video game physics BEST videogame physics?
>>47869955
The worst part is that I can see it happening in a real campaign
>>47869992
>k shits itself in fury and laughter.webm
>>47867822
Read the fucking filename, idiot.
>>47871250
What, shit, that isn't the right one. Damn misclicks and this timer to delete posts.
>>47859688
Yes, it is.
>>47854396
It's actually not that hard. The wheel cants a bit to either side and twists a bit but there's built in hard stops to ensure the same angle everytime. You just sort of twist your wrist until it won't let you anymorw and pull gently. it literally steers itself.
>>47859381
>It looks like a couch or something?
>click-desu
HAH. You I like.
>>47867642
>weeks
Its done grain by grain of sand each from a bag. If they mix or the lines blur you gotta start all over. There has to depth as well, no seeing the background. So now imagine smooth edged sand particles you have to tweezer into place in new and unique patterns and they can't fall over their designated lines. Strict and perfect order. Imagine that for a good few months. Then you gotta scratch that shit out and place each individual grain of sand back into its designated bag grain by grain, again, no mixing or you start over. Then you do this until they feel you've properly realised everything is fleeting.
>>47871724
Nah, you don't put it back in the bag. You scrape it all into a jar, wrap it in silk, and toss the damn thing in a river to carry it away.
>>47869955
What game?
>>47871724
Well you're half right. You sc- >>47871779 Yeah that.
>>47871779
How do they get more sand? Do they make it?
>>47871890
You realize you can buy a giant case of different colored sands for like twenty bucks, right?
>>47871890
Nope. We're actually just about to run of coloured sand. Just have enough for maybe five years left, and then that's it.
>>47871838
Entirely forgot. It was an MMO that had you actually buying landplots for homes and guilds and shit and you got your own boats that were unique to factions you had to work to be in along with having generic MMO attributes. shit was fun as fuck for like the first 3 months then they switched over everything to PTW and gave everything else away for practically nothing in hopes of bringing in mmo noobs and casuals which obviously assblasted the folk that grinded for their shit hard cause the upgrading system for items (usual grey, white, green, blue, purple, gold ranking system) had a sudden, sharp, and expensive drop off of success beyond blue. Also i recall gliders that had some bullshit ratio of 20:1.
Fun bit though was the sailing even if there wasn't much to do, Like AC:Black Flag. You could even purposefully pull shit like that if you hit the waves right in the right boat.
It's really weird. I got these fond memories of it and everything but its like as soon as it turned to shit my mind wiped 3 months of seeing the title screen out of existence.
>>47872012
More accurately, Everyone has a Clitoris. Since we all start out as, more or less, female as fetuses and what would be the clit grows into the cock.
But really, its like comparing octagons of different sizes. They may have varying lengths for the sides but, in the end, theyre all octagons.
>>47872089
Archeage, if I'm not mistaken. Shame, it looked like it could've been interesting, if it didn't come out in our free-to-play age.
Is EVE really the only MMOG left where you can do serious, world-changing things?
>>47872200
Aww shit! That was it! Also yes. EVE is one of the few left though you need to be in a well established and trained corps. In a well established alliance to do world changer shit. last i checked some corp owns like 40% of the game space and no alliance has been able to touch it.
>>47854435
>I am the seat of my chair, wood is my body and leather is my blood. I have created over 1,000 chairs, unknown to death, nor to life
UNLIMITED
CHAIR
WORKS
>>47869992
I sure as shit wouldn't.
It's Trigun if Trigun was made by a 14 year old boy.
>>47872268
I'm not really talking about galaxy-scale. Even faffing about a region with some mates and a POS, occasionally dipping into W-space, was fun. One of the bigger RP alliances, very very awesome.
>>47869992
>>47872695
It was really, really bad except for the fan service.
>>47859903
>welcome to /fit/.gif
>>47859984
>roll for anal circumference.jgp
>>47869992
>Ironclaw combat system
>>47855084
We can call it the Reverse Iron Maiden.
>>47855647
>>47872200
If you spend ten years or so grinding, yes.
>>47865505
That last part is mfw people say Gravity Falls is a kids' show
>>47869992
Come on, it's a kids' show. Pretty odd, given the main character, but it's for kids. And somewhat entertaining at that.
So yeah, no reason to recommend it.
>>47860840
Ass to mouth.
>>47869992
>Modern JoJo Character Uses the Spin
>>47858070
Shai-hulud!
>>47857618
>>47857730
It's not autism. If you don't share that particular moral viewpoint, it just feels like a waste- all that time and effort spent honing their skills and creating a beautiful piece of art, only to destroy it.
>>47874459
wtf
>>47873767
It is. It even airs on Disney.
One can like children's shows as an adult but don't be one of the people who always feel the need to justify watching cartoons like this.
Try not to be embarrassed about your powerlevel or just hide it if you are.
>>47854428
shouldn't it be 'her' seduce roll?
>>47875117
The panther is presumed to be a wildshaped male druid
>>47869992
I liked it for it's absurdity, shame it's almost impossible to track down volumes 6+
And that killer chef with the rocket-propelled horse-cutter. That fucking sword was silly.
>>47875307
That's definitely a female panther.
>>47875565
That's even hotter
>>47875117
>>47875307
Do you actually think that everything that looks like a girl is actually a girl?
>>47855811
>my sides are airborne
>>47876395
deeffikult
xplain
>>47876468
All those "hints" are completely wrong.
>>47876468
All of those things are lies. Using the Master Ball on a Fearow is a huge waste, Zubat is not rare, etc.
>>47876446
Friend once tried to teach me Haskell.
I asked him to start simple, like, how do I declare a variable?
He looked me in the eye with and answered"Where we are going you won't need variables to code."
About to do Inquisitor Horst's mission, wat do?
I have a Dominator, the two Dauntless Mks and 50% more shield damage Firestorm.
>>47876963
Die?
