>My character is Asexual therefore they should not be affected by the succubus's charms.
Unless you're a eunuch, you make your saving throw like everybody else.
>>47836511
Depending on system either
>Not how it works, there's way more to seduction then just sex and she's just going for the level drain.
Or for other systems
>That's not how it works. There is way more to seduction than just sex and she's just trying to get your guard down anyway.
>>47836511
>My character is a warforged disguised as a human, therefore it should not be affected by the succubus's charms.
>>47836511
"It works regardless of orientation. Note how that doesn't say "What you're attracted to""
Attention seekers BTFO
>>47836511
Unless you bought it with points, as Indomitable (Attempts to seduce my character), your penis disagrees with you.
>point of monster is that you have a choice whether to live virtuously or not
>dumb RPG removes the choice
>>47836511
I don't give a shit, you have to make a will save anyway. If you didn't want to be affected by mental afflictions, you should've taken immunity to will effects, cunt!
>>47836589
>point of monster is it comes to you in your sleep and drains you while you're unaware and unable to resist
>dumb anon misses the point
>>47836511
Trying to force your players into sex is a shit move anyway.
>>47836618
The possible explanation for the monster's origin is not the point of the monster in religion.
>>47836630
>Succubus steal life energy through sec
Stop reading so much chink porn anon. It's mostly done with a kiss, if even that. I've been in settings where they steal it through lustfully gazing into their victim's eyes.
non binary rocks fall and xe dies
> asexual people don't get horny.
A succubus would appear as a fucking toaster if it meant getting life energy.
>>47836511
>she correctly recognizes your predicament and makes you euphoric with her superior intellect instead
>>47836511
That's called Chem Geld or Cold HEarted, and in 40ksRPG it works. As long as daemonettes try to actually seduce you and not just stun/dominate mind/make you high as kite from pure pleasure.
>>47836618
Succubi having level drain is a classic case of missing the fucking point. The point was that it was a demon of temptation to lure people into a life of sin (or whatever). Killing people wasn't the point- luring them towards evil was the point.
>succubus chooses the party member with the highest CHA
>for some reason that is not of this world, it was the druid
>he agrees to lay with her
>DM tells him that by doing this he will lose XP and possibly a level
>he is okay with that
>they start doing it
>asks DM to let him know when she is about to climax
>he tells him
>''I wildshape into a horse during the climax, how much piercing damage does she take?''
>>47836511
Supernatural seductive powers, sorry. Roll will.
>>47837171
What did the DM reply? I know what I would but I want to see what he did.
>>47837254
he rolled for it based off of her size, I forget how much exactly but it took alot of her health.
>>47836511
Not even asexual are immune to cuddles and headpats.
>>47837282
>headpats and pancakes
FTFY
>>47836568
I'd allow it
>>47837291
>water and sandwiches
Double fixed.
>>47836568
>implying warforged is immune to love
>>47837350
Ehm, no, asexuals are immune to water and sandwhiches. Sexuals are too, really.
>>47836589
>Point of role playing game is to have fun
>Dumb fetish posters force their shit in anyway
>>47836511
It's supernatural, your preference doesn't matter.
>>47837352
filthy robosexuals
>>47837388
Well, if we go by captcha logicthat hamburger is sandwichthen American are actually weak to sandwiches.
>>47837434
No, Americans are strong against sandwiches.
That's why the latter can never survive an encounter with the former.
>>47837434
Captcha'd lost all of it's SAN score long ago, ignore it.
>>47837418
Don't you mean sexual robots?
>>47837535
>robonipples
>>47836511
>>47836531
Even then remember that episode from GoT about the Unsullied that went to a prostitute to feel loved. And the Desire demon that seduced a Templar in DragonAge with the illusion of having a loving family.
All people, no matter sexual urges want to be loved
>>47837352
>mfw getting married in 3.5 hours
>>47837622
Shit hours, 4th hours is better.
>>47837418
>he'd rather stick his dick in a filthy germ-encrusted animal than a glorious sleek robotic form.
>>47837655
No, like literally in three and a half hours from this point I'm doing the thing and exchange vows.
>>47837622
>tfw Anon is taking responsibility
>>47836531
fuck that, you roll as well
succubus charm is a mental effect, eunuchs can still feel love
>>47837743
What is the character is Turk?
>>47836511
I'd probably give them a small bonus to resist
>>47837680
Do you love her?
>>47837622
>making that face
>getting married when it still feels like a big deal
>not waiting until it feels like it was inevitable all along
I bet your country has a high divorce rate.
>>47837754
I disallowed 3rd party hamevrew races, dammit
Nothing wrong with that. Whenever I do Succubi, I homebrew them as creatures of temptation in general, rather than juts temptation of sexual power.
If someone is asexual or the succubus can't charm them, she allures them with promises of power, financial security, leisure, etc. instead.
>>47836511
If you get a benefit from something decided in character creation, pay for it. That's the purpose of rules, to arbitrate decision making. It's all well and good to have things outside of the rules, and for the GM to decide the impact of fluff decisions (it wouldn't be out of line to give a small bonus in this case, for example) but you can't just get total immunity to a threat for free.
Blind characters are immune to Gaze effects but they're, y'know, blind.
>>47837535
Robopussy is best.
>>47838244
>>47836568
Already has a precedent. Androids in PF are immune to mind effects. On the other hand, they're take a big hit to sense motive and can never benefit from morale bonuses.
>>47838262
>>47838266
>There are people who actually use all that scifi shit in pathfinder
>>47837864
Yes. I have in intense fear of fucking up important things
>>47837897
It does.
>>47838334
Robots aren't deviant, silly.
>>47837273
>>47837254
>>47837171
Clearly it should have resulted in a permanent charm effect on the succubus.
>>47836686
>Fucking toaster
>Toaster that fucks
>>47838424
>Something that orgasms in five seconds
>Pleasing to a succubus
>>47838446
I meant the sudden, cervix-crushing expansion of Druid Horsecock expanding the succubus's horizons.
>>47838488
Which isn't pleasing when it ends in five seconds. Do you know what sex is like? Goddamn.
>>47838488
>Party lurking outside the door
>Paladin getting his smiting mace ready because the druid just fell to temptation
>Everyone super apprehensive at the thumping of the loud demon sex and succubus moans
>Suddenly, a crunching sound as the bed breaks and a loud horse whinny
>Succubus immediately starts screaming
>Thrashing about; sound of wood smashing and shit getting knocked everywhere
>The look on the party's faces
>>47838499
>>47838488
>>47838446
>>47838424
>>47837171
Isn't a horse cock like the size of a baseball bat or the large of of a decent wine bottle? I'm not a farmer so my knowledge of horse anatomy is fuzzy.
But on the flipside I've seen enough porn to see a woman stuff baseball bats and large wine bottles in their snatch.
Are you telling me a demon, MADE FOR SEX, is unable to take a horse dick. Especially one in a fantasy setting.
>>47837171
Would you count that as sneak attack?
>>47838547
Imagine that dildo bag from saint row. Now imagine it a few inches wider. That's a Clydesdale horse cock.
>>47836511
>It's magic, get your cock out.
>>47838488
>>47838543
You guys act like succubi don't take thorned tarrasque dicks and stuff. Their vagina is the equivalent of Loonytoons Hammerspace. A horsecock shouldn't be able to hurt a succubi unless it was shod with cold iron.
>>47838725
Succubi are entirely immune to sex-based attacks, naturally.
>>47838725
Succubi in DnD don't have sex for fun, they use sex as a weapon and tool to get what they want. A succubi isn't going to take a tarrasque dick unless the creature will give her some benefit for it, which isn't likely.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>While the demon and the party retard attempt to argue the complexity of sexuality, I attempt to sneak behind the succubi and slit her throat
>>47838633
I would count it
>>47837171
Succubi have DR anyway, so the druid would be the one taking damage.
>>47838888
How the hell did I screw up a greentext?
>>47838888
Okay, build for Rogue, Diplomacy to lay target, UMD to use item with Expand Dong spell, feats for max sneak attack damage.
>>47838335
>there are people who actually play pathfinder
>>47838725
>Their vagina is the equivalent of Loonytoons Hammerspace.
...This is going to end in succubus unbirthing, isn't it?
>>47839197
>Can fly
>Have built in Portable Hole
More like this will end in succubut bombers.
>>47839238
>succubut bombers
>their bomb bay doors are their asshole sphincters
>>47839238
>bombers
>not flying carriers deploying other flight capable demons
>>47839171
Shoo, edition warfag.
>>47838908
>>47838888
At least you got quads.
>>47839197
Ouroboros unbirthing.
>>47839273
How many imps can fit in succubus ass?
>>47838337
>I have in intense fear of fucking up important things
This is normal. Carry on.
>>47839295
I am beyond okay with this
>>47836511
Depends on if the setting has a paid-for will resistance effect, whether or not the character's orientation is previously established, whether or not it's established succubi use magic to be omnisciently appealing or whether they're just hot chicks who're good at lap dances...
Too many variables to answer based on a greentext threadstarter.
>>47839354
Pith the pic or with quads?
>>47839333
Trips of truth
Thanks, man. I leave in an hour.
Any last bits of advice?
>>47836646
Kisses and embraces. Even holding your succubus waifu can prove fatal.
>>47838114
>promises of power, financial security, leisure, etc. instead.
> leisure
Succubus gaming group.
>>47839504
Check that she is not a succubus or a warforged.
If she's latter, cehck if she has vagina.
If she does not, or she is a former, run to the hills.
>>47839504
Marriage is just a formality that means nothing. A tradition that's stuck around for a while. The important part is staying together.
Enjoy the moment; even if you fuck it up it's not going to make the chapel or whatever collapse on top of your head. Everyone fucks up the marriage vows somehow, so don't sweat it.
>>47839561
>They all play paladins
>>47839577
>Marriage is just a formality that means nothing.
In come aspects formality of marriage means a lot - tax deduction, citizenship, child-rearing related rights and obligations, healthcare, hell even mortgage gets evaluated differently when requested by married couple and unmarried couple.
>>47839575
Definitely checked. Is not latter. She bought me for $20 (US) when we first met, but that's a story for another day, so also not former.
>>47839577
Dubs also speak sooth. Should I worry about making the lines as fluid as possible and not to stutter? Or just do my damnedest to survive that moment so I can get the pictures taken and go to where I know people will just hand alcohol to me?
>>47839504
get off 4chan and make sure your hair isn't fucked up, picture time is coming
>>47839650
just go with it, if you stutter it will be adorable, trust me, it'll be all a blur anyway by the end of the day
have fun~
>>47839699
>all these repeating digits
I can't fuck up that badly if I have all of this in my corner.
Thanks guys.
>>47839577
>Marriage is just a formality that means nothing.
Not really. In the modern day, a marriage is a legal contract that means two individuals would like to be considered a single entity by the government for most purposes.
>>47837622
Enjoy being divorced raped.
>>47836909
Their combat abilities and their out of combat shenanigans are different matters, brosef. Nothing about level drain prevents them from beings of desire and corruption.
>>47839577
Symbolism means a lot to humans. A ritual where you two promise yourselves to each other will legitimize and strengthen that promise.
>>47836511
I do wonder... does a heterosexual man who's redpilled, hate women and avoid women have immunity to succubi? He'd pretty much distrust women by default, let alone one that's a literal sex demon.Cleric education now involves mandatory MGTOW classes
>>47841510
Someone who obsesses over the dangers of women that much is likely to be more vulnerable. They've built up an entire psychological complex of fear and avoidance rather than gaining any real resistance.
>>47841510
With 30+ charisma and supernatural powers? Nah man.
Shit, in Planescape Torment, recall a modron got affected by Fall-from-Grace without her actively trying to do anything with him, just by hanging around with her.
>>47836568
Fair enough. I w would give you that as it doesn't understand things like love, attraction and intimacy.
>>47841510
No. They might get a bonus to some/all relevant skill checks or saves(depending on how it's roleplayed), but no immunity.
>>47841510
They'd be even worse off since they don't have any contact with women
The succubi in question would be able to run laps around a stuttering fool with no social skills.
>>47836689
>I am euphoric. Not because of any phony clerics blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own waifu's intelligence.
What if your character was an edgelord supremo?
>>47836511
>I know, right? That's what makes them so scary to your character. Now roll your Will save.
>>47836511
The succubus's allure is supernatural, and therefore even those not normally attracted to women are affected.
Mr. asexual should just play as a paladin.
>>47841510
Against Literally supernatural charisma even before you start piling on magical abilities? Ohh fuck no.
>>47843068
>Worship sun, life, justice, all good things. Champion of the people
>Be a beta faggot who cant get erection
Pick one
>>47836511
So your character can reproduce by itself?
I guess that's kinda cool actually.
>Be a cosmic horror from the unknown spaces between dimensions.
>For some crazy unknown reason the succubus chooses me.
>Be caught off guard by this to the point I can feel myself think sanely and clearly.
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
[erasing reality nervously intensify]
>>47836531
Yeah, Eunuchs still have sex man. You don't need balls to get an erection or feel pleasure.
>>47843472
Eunuchs have sex depending on how they're sterilized. Some forms remove the chemicals that cause libido, so they really don't.
>>47836511
Only counts if you're asexual and aromantic as well as having been declared upon character creation in my system.
The succubus is a sexual too, you still have to roll save.
>>47843440
Are you saying mayonnaise isn't a gender?
>>47836511
>>47843056
>>47843029
>>47838723
>>47837401
>>47837242
>>47836603
>>47837401
It pleases me that at least 7 people answered correctly even if OP was blatantly shitposting.
>nope
>but...
>no, it's goddamn magic
>...
>now roll will
>...
>and get fucked...maybe?
>>47839493
>why not both
>>47836511
If the Succubus targets sexual lust only, then yes.
But the Charm is a mental effect - it targets your desires.
If your character doesn't have desires for other people, then yes.
>Running a succubus encounter in the fucking first place.
Actually an asexual person wouldn't be affected by it.
I can say this because I am asexual, and not by choice mind you. I actually would love to have my libido back and be able to get off to porn. But as it stands, due to certain medications I am taking, I can't even get an erection anymore no matter what sort of filthy smut I look at. I don't feel arousal or attraction any more. This isn't a good thing either, this is a living hell. I used to have an active libido, but now it's absolutely dead. It's like having your favorite food presented to you and when you take a bite, it tastes like toothpaste and wet cardboard.
Being asexual is not something to be proud of, but a succubus holds no power over an asexual person.
However in games it's usually not her charm and sexuality that gets you, she's using fucking spells to rape your mind and shit. Make your will save you little cunts.
>>47843457
That's weak, I'd fuck its brains out and have a good time, can't steal life from what doesn't have it.I wonder if Yhoundeh could join for a threesome.
>>47836909
Level drain in general is a terrible mechanic that never should have existed in the first place.
I have nothing to say on OP's topic that hasn't already been said.
>my character is too stupid to be seduced
>>47850223
"No, your character just has a high as fuck Will and you're roleplaying that as being too dumb to seduce."
>>47836511
Are you playing a sapient Sponge or some other species that reproduces by budding?
No? Didn't fucking think so. Now get the fuck out of my house. You're out of the campaign.
>>47850223
>"Hey angry, I'm dad"
I'm fucking dead. That shit just killed me.
>>47850804
>Are you playing a sapient Sponge or some other species that reproduces by budding?
I'm a Modron...
>>47836511
your resistance to lust in general is roughly counterbalanced by your unfamiliarity with the magically induced emotions.
you can either have it balance out or add 1d4-2 to your will save.
>>47850933
No, no you're not. You keep saying that, but you're not. We didn't let you roll one in the beginning because it doesn't fit the style of campaign.
You're a human with a mental illness.
>>47843056
But anon!
Turning women into lesbians is another magical realm altogether!
>>47850933
Haven't you been paying attention? Modrons are equally susceptible to Succubi, check Planescape: Torment for proof.
>>47838725
>not shoeing your horse in special materials
You're rolling around with enough gold to destabilize a whole region, you might as well do good by some ordinary blacksmiths and little people.
>>47844517
I mean, it's a real situation that could come up in play.
Personally I'd give the character an advantage on the roll though.
>>47839504
No secrets ever, sooner is always better than later when it comes to dealing with problems and unless she's into rough stuff try and pace yourself.
>>47836511
Bitch I don't if your cock got burnt off and your legally blind, that shits magic, now roll.
Humanoid with a low interest in sex- go ahead and roll.
Sentient creature with no sex drive or sexual reproductive system, like a robot or stone golem- immune.
>>47838543
Screencapped for the hell of it.
>>47837171
screencapped
Can a succubus transform into a brown elf?
>>47836511
I play an intelligent Skeleton, would I be affected or not?
>>47838266
No they're not. +4 against mind-affecting, immune to emotion-based stuff. Charm person works fine on them.
>>47836511
What's so bad about a succubus
>>47837585
i like how you used a quote form GoT to rpove a scientific point
>>47839581
>Chaste paladins
>>47839650
>She bought me for $20 (US) when we first met
If this thread's alive when you're back, storytime
>>47861387
I would rule you're the affected hardest. You literally have a supernatural hot/cute girl, someone miles out of your league when you were alive, spreading her legs and licking her mouth while asking, no, begging you to fuck her, ... and you don't have the required tools to do or feel it.
>>47862805
that could also result in anger, not just lust
>>47861387
You'd probably end up with a boner
>>47864099
Nice.
>>47861767
Ok. Tis me, recently married anon.
>had been on bender for 3 days
>fuck it, today I ain't drinking because I'm starting to feel like shit
>later that night (really only about 3 hours after I woke up), buddy tells me he's bringing me out on the town
>respectfully decline
>am respectfully told I'm leaving the fucking house in an hour whether I like it or not so I had better fucking get ready
>so I get cleaned up
>.....
>.....and wind up at a bar with live music that I've never been to before
>chill out with buddy, enjoy some gentleman Jack
>two chicks and another dude (acquaintance of ours) wind up sitting at the table
>one chick fucks off to find her ex, despite her friend telling her it's a bad idea
>the one that stays is good friends with buddy that dragged me out
>drinking and cajoling happens
>since I barely know other dude (and his ass is on his phone), and chick is talking to buddy, I stay quiet and enjoy live music
>suddenly I realize that chick is talking to me while buddy and dude are talking about something
>hit it off with chick
>FUCK YEAH.jpg
>order new GJ
>new drink comes back, take a sip and damn near vomit
>fucking security plastic wrap around new liquor bottles had wrapped around my uvula
>reach in, grab, pull out said wrap, and silently stare at this offending thing
>she notices I'm silent and barely holding it together
>table notices too
>attempt to politely excuse myself "while I go vomit"
>as I'm ditching the last three days of liquor into the nearest urinal (shitty bar with a long urinal trough, which worked), buddy walks in
>"she wants to know if you're dead. You look pretty alive. Are you gonna die on me?"
>vomit a no
>"ok, fine, but go wash your mouth when you're done."
>do my best at that, then return to table
>there are two new drinks in front of me
>both definitely clear of plastic
>continue talking for the next hour or so
>then make out for the next hour or so
>I'm fucking sloshed
>obviously not capable of driving home
(cont)
>>47836511
Unless you've been lobotomized your brain still works, so get to rolling.
>>47836511
Buy it with points, and have more points than the succubus, and you're good to go. Otherwise you roll to save like everyone else.
>>47838337
Don't do it! Marriage is a scam for men.
Unless you're a gold digger. Then you're set. Remember that Alimony is based on the maximum potential earnings your husband has had in his life. So if he gets a big bonus or a particularly good year, that's your bench mark. That's why a certain actor pays 900k a year despite being broke.
>>47866016
(cont)
>she's talking to buddy that brought me out
>I can't hear. it's loud in there
>he leaves, other dude leaves, and it's just me and this girl with huge tits that I've been making out with for the past hour
>at that table, anyway
>so, considering I aleady puked, and I was apparently now finishing day 4 of my bender, I figure I'm not getting any tonight
>in my infinite wisdom I make my pitch
>"You know what? I'm getting laid tonight, and you're gonna help me."
>she takes another swig and calmly says "okay"
>I get the waitress to grab my check
At this point, I don't feel explaining to you what occurred between us that night. I think you already know. In short, I brought her to my place because her friend basically bailed on her after snagging that ex she was looking for, and I didn't know where she lived, but I knew where I lived. The next day...
>drop her off at her car (over at friend's house)
>wish her well, go back home
>feel fucking awful
>legitimately sick in a way I have never been
>water won't stay down
>this stays for 4 more days until small amounts of Pedialyte manage to stay in my belly
>feel a little better as the week drags on
>10 days after that one morning, I'm doing ok.
>get a picture from chick (we had been texting during this time) of her and buddy, smiling, holding a $20 Bill
>text reads "confirmation of receipt!"
>confusedly ask what the actual fuck she was talking about
>text buddy asking the same
>"dude, I could have sworn you heard us last week"
>uh, NO, faggot! What the FUCK?
>"dude, before I took off I asked if she wanted to buy you for twenty bucks because you looked in bad shape. She said sure, I'll pay you later, and I just got paid."
And that's the story of how I met my wife. And she bought me for 20 bucks.
>>47860406
>>47858568
Okay, now combine them in order for posterity.
>>47866016
How long have you known her?
>>47867516
4 years in August
>>47836686
Asexual people do not get horny. They might get boners sure, but they don't have a desire to stick it into anything.
Unless they're one of those graysexual faggots who openly masturbate and have sex and still try to pretend they aren't attracted to the physical realm.
>>47838547
In Washington state a man who had anal sex from a horse died of a ruptured colon
>>47867704
He wasn't properly stretched.
You've got to build up.
>>47839577
Ignore this anon and hate him and everything he says.
>>47861024
>>...and then she was ravaged by monsters.
>>47849508
Asexual means you don't need a mate to reproduce, not unable to get down.
>>47868284
In the terms of human sexuality, asexual means one is not attracted to either sex. >>47849508
isn't asexual, just has problems with his libido.
>>47836909
This, rpg succubbi are just deus ex machina for when a bad DM wants to fuck with the players.
All subtlety, intrigue, suspense and tension lost, just numbers, wins and loses. That's what happens when the autists who want to play dice outnumber the creatives who want to play pretend.
>>47868364
Which all that says to me is that your character has a chemical imbalance.
It's a pretty damn poor excuse to get around a creature that's designed manipulate the minds and sexuality of humans to steal souls.
>>47868664
Forgot photo
>>47837451
>Americans
>Not steaks, hamburgers, mac&cheese
No anon, peasant food is for peasants aka Yuropoors.
>>47868132
>...and then she was ravaged by aliens.
Fixed.
>>47868638
I never disagreed with you, I'm totally for that. Succubi are lust incarnate, having a cheap-out way to negate their powers is bullshit.
