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What are werewolves like in your setting? Do you like them full
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What are werewolves like in your setting?
Do you like them full bestial?
Do they have some control?
Do they go full furry or olde school claws and a really thick beard?

Knot?
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>>47835101
anon that's not lycanthropy that's gay manga

I'd recognize that dick anywhere
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>>47835141
he's got the dick of champions, you'd better recognize nit
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Fuck off, furry retard.
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>>47835101

No. They are abominations. Humans who have been possessed or forced to be possessed by spirits of animals corrupted with torture and cruelty. Upon this fusion usually the pain and suffering will drive the individual into insanity leaving only baser instincts at play coupled with the fact that now the monstrosity kills not only to survive but merely for the sake of doing so as it now posses the capacity to do evil for the sake of such.

Over time the fusion of man and beast leads to strange and terrible mutations. assymetrical horns of elks, sometimes the elongated snout of a horse, extra rows of teeth and masses of fur and often claws and hooves in no particular arragement.

Those who do not succumb immediately to insanity are no less doomed and more so are capabale of even greater acts of evil as the spirit witih will slowly and surely corrupt their world view. Now instead of simply being a violent beast, they are violent with the capacity to extend suffering via torture and other such means.
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I once had a DM who included Lycanthropes after some guy kept complaining about "the severe lack of werewolves in this setting". The Lycanthropes infected others through semen, and exclusively targeted men (since they made physically stronger werewolves).

I miss that DM.
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>>47835101
In my setting lycanthropes are seen as blessed by the gods and make pilgrimages into the highlands where the giant tribes live, to kill as many as they can before dying.
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>>47835101
Old school. It's a curse, you fuck up all you hold dear first as a completely berserk beast, then you just murder and fuck shit up in general.
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>>47835101
Rycanthropy is Rewd
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>>47835101
In my setting, lycanthropes are known to be suffering from a disease and therefore cannot help their condition.
Transforming and beastial behavior is the result of urges, not loss of mental faculties.
There is no reason that a lycanthrope with sufficient willpower could not go undetected for years, if they avoided silver.
They could be decent people.

Despite all of the above, they are universally reviled, distrusted, and either killed or driven out of every community.
They are openly regarded as scum and usually live up to the reputation.
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>>47835405
So how did That Guy react?

Was he "I don't wanna be raped by no dickwolves!" or did the GM accidently his magical realm?
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>>47835101
Full furry, but extremely fucked up. Instead of musclebound and large they are sinewy and gangly, with malshapen limbs and mismatched body parts. Breathing in a werewolf's breath infects you, and you transform under times of great stress. Once transformed, a werewolf will be locked in that form until the next full moon, during which they go through a final berserk rage until they tire out and fall unconscious.

Blessed silver is the only thing that can pierce their hide, so villages usually donate all the silver they own to the local church or convent.

The grand cathedral in the province's capital hides a werewolf formally known as a mighty paladin, through faith, he has retained enough sanity to remain lucid until the final rage of his transformations.
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What is it with werewolves and women immediately wanting the knot?

I've been cursed with lycanthropy in two separate campaigns, and each time the girl in the group got all sympathetic and close to the character.
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The natural way is essentially a Geas, you are possessed by an animal spirit that compels you to perform a certain task and you can either resist and get torn to shreds by the beast or do what it wants, get some cool powers for a time and die with your soul intact once the job is done. The man-made way is messy, unpredictable and only used by nutjob cultists and evil fuckers who don't care for the safety and well-being of their minions.
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>>47835819
The same girl? It just might be her, not women in general.
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>>47835774
>they are sinewy and gangly, with malshapen limbs and mismatched body parts.
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>>47835849

Two separate girls, one was playing an alchemist and the other was playing a Paladin.

Apparently gave the knot to the Alchemist.
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>>47835860
Fuck yeah.
Though, imagine less hairy and more warped, like Ludwig except with a wolf instead of a horse.
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>>47835876
>>47835819

It's because werewolves are rough, savage beasts with vaguely compatible genitalia (big enough to fit, small enough to not kill). It's basically animal magnetism on a monstrous scale; the creature is intelligent yet feral, and in some cases used to be (or still is) a man the woman might have cared for.

There's a lot of fear involved with werewolves, and fear is a close cousin to lust. The knot is just the cherry on top of a fucked up monster-sex sundae, a big ole corded ball of muscle that looks too big to fit, but it does. It's the hedonistic, forbidden thrill of a partner that has something they've never tried before, all wrapped up in a killing machine that possibly views the girl as some sort of breeding bitch.

Lots of kinks and fetishes a lot of women adore are going on with werewolves.

Yeah this post reads weird, but things are going to get weird when talking about werewolf dicks.
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>>47836118
I really like that style of axe, but I have no idea what it's called.
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>>47835876
I'm sorry, "apparently"?
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>>47836137
Looks like a carpenter axe. Not exactly built for combat. Would break pretty easily.
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>>47836137

The long bit of the blade that curves down towards the handle is called the Beard, apparently. Type Bearded Axe into Google and see what comes up.
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>>47836143

You aren't actually in control of the character when they change, anon. Some DMs have you straight up leave the room until the next day, like what my DM did.

I came back to that session with the alchemist walking funny and the DM telling me my character shifted the night before, alchemist took it with a skip and a smile, though. She wound up figuring out an elixir that made the shifts voluntary and controlled. That's when she actually started overtly courting my character.
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Tacticool werewolves!
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>>47836246
>>47836166
I once had a setting where the Boyars of the North Realm were literally werewolves, who would wear specially fitted armor that was made to expand and accommodate their lycan forms, so when they shape changed they would turn into armored whirlwinds of destruction. This was one of the primary reasons their lands were never conquered. Also, taking the Knot was considered an honor.
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>>47836329
>cyberpunk werewolves because some corporation wants to grow supersoldiers etc.
I never knew I wanted that...
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>>47836241
I want this now.
So your GM doesn't make you go on a rampage against all living things while transformed? I asked mine if I could play a natural born lycanthrope seeking a way to free himself from the curse through alchemy but I didn't want to slaughter or be slaughtered by my party. The idea was that he hated the curse and became an alchemist to find a potion that could cure him and meanwhile he would knock himdself out with a sleep potion during full moons. Instead I became the goddamn healer again because no one else plays clerics in my group...
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>>47835101
>Werewolves

Well, that depends on where you are.

Some folk in the north use sympathetic magic to take on aspects of wolves and bears in battle. They tend to be the most "normal" in day-to-day life, seeing as they have to be wearing the pelts and war paint to use these powers.

Then just a biiiit to the southeast, you have the Wolf Princes who take the forms of great wolves to protect their kingdoms from the enemies their armies cannot face.

Go far enough west from there, and you get witches who intentionally take on the forms of wolves to hunt their unprepared victims.

Then there was that one guy who got a blessing from the nature god that let him just turn people into werewolves. Nobody talks about him much.
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>>47836241
>She wound up figuring out an elixir that made the shifts voluntary and controlled.
Well, she had to pass the time with something, spending an hour tied to someone's crotch...
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>>47835101
Werewolves are the spawn of Yana, mother of wolves. She blessed her wolves so they could become strong and fend for themselves.

Women who are bitten by these wovles will turn into werewolves. Men will die. The women go full bestial, no part of their former selves will remain.
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>>47836329
Holy shit.
Any chummers in this thread know how I could make this?
Loup Garou is way too Wolf-man, and SURGE is really hard to work a backround into because lolmagic!
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>>47835101

Like werewolf the Apocalypse but less ecoterrorism.
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>>47836118
Source on this? I recognize Itsy at least but who's the other guy?
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they're very hairy but otherwise normal people with wolf like traits (fangs, claws) who transform into full blown 10 ft tall wolf beasts during full moons and do wolf things like howling at the moon, hiding from fire and humans, killing sheep and sniffing each others buttholes. they're infertile in this transformed state and experience no sexual arousal.
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>>47836629
Snowskau
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>>47835101
I think Rycanthropy is the author, not (knot?) the title.
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>>47835101
The curse grows more powerful over time, the more blood the werewolf has spilt the stronger they are while transformed.
Newly cursed are essentially just berserkers heavily influenced by the moon with a slight increase in strength, they start to get some additional predatory insticnts but are mostly the same during the day
Moderately advanced cases of the curse cause a thick fur to grow over the body, an increase in all physical characteristics, and the growing of vicious fangs and claws. The cursed looks like a wolfman. When untransformed they maintain heightened senses and begin to take on minor characteristics of their transformed state.
Advanced cases impart massively increased physical traits, magical resilience, fur hard enough to act as armor, and resistance to traditional weaknesses. The transformation also begins to last longer, given time the cursed will always be in wolf form, with the exception of the night of the new moon. The cursed takes the form of a wolf the size of a small car. The cursed is no longer a person with the form of a wolf, but the reverse at this point, their hair is fur like, their eyes reflective and gold, their teeth sharp and fingers tipped in claws. They have an overpowering need to hunt and kill and have little memory of who they used to be.
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Full on furry and nobody cares.
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>>47836364

I talked with the girl over PMs about what happened things got lewd when she learned I'm not a prude and apparently she was trying to collect samples of my character's blood while he was transforming.

It's not hard to guess how it happened, she got more than just blood samples.

But yeah, the character's in control of his shifting now, and the relationship he's got with the alchemist is honesty very adorable. Turbo-lewd in private sure, but in-game it's almost like San from Princess Mononoke, with the awkward young alchemist becoming a wild woman mounted on the back of a giant killing machine.

>>47836402

She spent it laying on a big fuzzy chest, getting licked all over.
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>>47836992
There's a whole board available for you to air your concerns
>>>/b/
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>>47835819
>>47835876
What this guy >>47836008 said. You have to remember that many women have rape fantasies (very different from actual rape), and more than a few have wondered how it would be to take a horse or dog cock if it wasn't attached to a smelly animal, or potentially lethal in the case of the former.
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>>47837069
>not /trash/
He seems friendly, so the least you can do is point him on the right direction.
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>>47837156
>would be to take a horse or dog cock if it wasn't attached to a smelly animal, or potentially lethal in the case of the former.
>potentially lethal
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>>47837280
Ever hear of Mr. Hands?
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>>47837280
Mr. Hands would have a word with you.
If he weren't dead.
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>>47837156
>rape fantasies (very different from actual rape)
It's not rape if you enjoy it...
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>>47837308
>>47837311
Guys, you're missing the part that this specific incident was lethal BECAUSE said horse cock was attached to dumb smelly animal. Specifically because the animal panicked and did some sudden movement while the guy was nailed on it. The size had nothing to do with the lethality, you could do the same kind of damage with a pencil. If you lodged it deep inside guy's colon and then jerked it around like that.
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>>47836350
I actually tried to make a game of this concept for a class. Unfortunately It never got past the 1st level, and even that was horribly unfinished.
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>>47837042
>>47836008
>>47837156

Is there a femalw equivalent of "thinking with your dick"? Uterus? Ovaries?
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>>47837921
Not the phrase. But yes, women are just as sexually motivated as men are. A lot of us just aren't as forward about it as you are.
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>>47837944

>women are just as sexually motivated as men are

that's bullshit, I'm sorry. It's not purely a cultural thing.

Testosterone leads to a much higher sex drive in men, as reported by several studies and personal experience from FTM transexuals who start hormone therapy.
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>>47837921

I wouldn't consider this thinking with your dick/uterus.

This is what happens when you present potential non-human sex partners to someone who's used to getting fucked by other humans. It's like asking why so many men are into centaurs, or lamia, or catgirls or the plethora of other fantastical races out there.

Women are used to only getting one type of dick, all others locked behind that pesky little thing called "it's a fucking animal, you freak." Once that limiter is removed, what's stopping them from sampling a Tiefling's horse dick? Shifter knot? Why only experience a single variation of cock when others exist?
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>>47835405
Underrated post
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>>47835101
I know this is furry bait, but I'ma bite it.

>What are werewolves like in your setting?
They are an example of the seven sins, and each one is forced to follow a specific sin, while they are forced to follow the opposite of another sin... So for example.
Werewolf #1
Takes Lustful (bow-chika-wow-wow)
Then, takes Kind (So no rapey rape.)
Basically, this means that you can have a mean motherfucker, who gives his money out freely, etc...
>Do you like them full bestial?
Sort of, in Wolf Form they go full bestial instincts, while in Hybrid form it's kind of half feral.
>Do they have some control?
No, but they are heavily influenced by the moon and shit. Also, each sin has it's own influence.
Lustful: Fuck everyone, literally.
Pride: Dude just insulted you? Fuck his shit up.
Gluttony: Might as well eat everything, what's the worst that could happen?
Wrath: Blood for the Blood God!
Greedy: Steal everything that's not bolted down.
Similar to the virtues.
>Do they go full furry or olde school claws and a really thick beard?
Full furry, I guess. For maximium RIP AND TEAR
>Knot?
Fuck you, you furry.

But otherwise, my players have pulled some major fucking shit with my rules. I will say though, werewolves are cool so long as you don't try to have furry sex with other players.
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Not wereWOLF but...
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>>47838382
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>>47838381
Okay, those briefs killed it for me.

Almost spilled my drink.
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>>47837944
>But yes, women are just as sexually motivated as men are.
This is what women actually believe.

>Ever see women watching male strippers? They're laughing, joking, dancing, and having a good time.
>Ever see men watching female strippers? *emotionless staring intensifies*
>Ever see a lion watch a gazelle? *emotionless staring intensifies*
- Larry Miler
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>>47838469

>I'm using the joke of a two-bit comedian as fact
>A joke that equates men to predators, no less
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>>47838469

I'll admit, it's exciting maybe the first time you see it and then it's just boring afterwards.

Then again, women are under no real social restrain either so they can cut loose and get away with it, if a bunch of dudes rushed the stag and touched the stripper everyone one of them is getting busted in the nuts with sexual assualt. Hell, you can even touch them when doing lap dances. Strippers are a waste of time and money anyways. If we arn't going to fuck my money is wasted on you.
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>>47838469

The men who regularly go to strip clubs are desperate, lonely and honestly quite pathetic. I don't see why you're using the words of a comedian to prove this is somehow truth on how a well-balanced man behaves when presented with a sexually desirable partner.
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>>47838382

WHY

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR BONER
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>>47838004
>personal experience from mentally unstable people

kek
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>>47838004
>that's bullshit, I'm sorry.

What's bullshit, that women don't like sex as much as men, or women don't try to hunt for sex as much as men?

Because I'll be honest with you, women love sex. The only reason it doesn't look like they're as motivated to get it is because most women aren't thirsty fucks that need to prowl the streets for the slightest prospect of a good lay.
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>>47838719
>most women aren't thirsty fucks that need to prowl the streets for the slightest prospect of a good lay.

You've never been out on a Friday night, have you?
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>>47838764

Oh hush, I'm filter-feeding the guy that thinks women are dainty virginal gazelles and men are ravenous lions.
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>>47836364
I've actually been sitting on a similar character idea, for a while, but I went full WEEB with it, and he just drags around a big giant coffin, and seals himself in it every full moon.
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>>47838719

>women love sex

well sure

>The only reason it doesn't look like they're as motivated to get it is because most women aren't thirsty fucks that need to prowl the streets for the slightest prospect of a good lay.

isn't that a bit redundant? 'women look like they don't want sex as much as men do, but that's just because they don't try so hard to get it?'

I'd wager it's not even about how much you 'like' or 'don't like' sex because sure, women get as much pleasure out of sex out of men. It's just that testosterone turns it into a more urgent need for men than it is for women.
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Werewolf monks.
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>>47839117

Wasn't this line of conversation started when someone insisted women can't be interested in horse-dick or the knot because women just don't look for sex the same way men do?

>>47837944
>>47838004

Okay yeah, here's the start of it.

The anon was asking why women are so attracted to the idea of thick meaty monster dicks, an anon stated women are motivated by sex just as much as men (which is obviously in reference to the female interest in the knot) and someone went off on a tirade how women just aren't interested in pursuing sex.

Like, what's the point of this debate anymore? What are we trying to prove? That women just aren't interested in sex and in fact they're meek little maids who sit on the concrete Savannah, waiting for a male lion to mount them?
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>>47835101
Kind of like Beorn from Lord of the Rings, mixed with Discworld werewolves.
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>>47835101
>What are werewolves like in your setting?
A curse handed down from the Gods, passed onto a single female, whose very sweat is enough to inflict the curse on another. If she is killed (an insurmountable task, even burning, decapitation, and burial wont do the trick), the curse is immediately passed on to another. As part of the curse, all living things instinctively detest and fear them and their kin.
>Do you like them full bestial?
They turn into bipedals of great speed and strength, and are recognizably wolvish. They don't take on a full wolf form.
>Do they have some control?
They only act by the progenitor's whims, and the progenitor can control them with the same ease she controls her own body. Transformed or not.
>Do they go full furry or olde school claws and a really thick beard?
Thick spine fur, bristly hairs all over, and long claws. They're much more likely to crush you to death than slash you with claws though.
>Knot?
No. In fact, the presence of a humanlike penis is one of the fastest ways to identify a werewolf as opposed to wolvish beastmen.
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>>47839117

>testosterone turns it into a more urgent need

Except when you divert that testosterone to other purposes, like men have been doing for millennia.
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>>47839353
It's called a conversation, anon. Someone starts talking, someone else starts talkign afterwards, and then they're talking about the last thing someone said instead of how the conversation started.

The point is to converse and be social and share opinions. Y'know, normal human being stuff.
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>>47839471
>the presence of a humanlike penis is one of the fastest ways to identify a werewolf as opposed to wolvish beastmen.
"A beastial biped with a long muzzle and snout leaps from the darkness, snarling and roaring, clearly intent on killing you."
"I LOOK AT ITS DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!"
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>>47839609
"Spot check?"
*Roll*
"You spotted dick."
*Snerk*
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In my setting werewolves are people cursed by vampires.

How bestial they are is influenced by both the phase of the moon as well as the whims of the vampire at that time.

Most vampires use that as a way of controlling their werewolves. Werewolves who disobey orders become mindless beasts, while those that are loyal have a lot of control over themselves and their shapeshifting powers.
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>>47835101
>What are werewolves like in your setting?
Big, fluffy, scary but friendly.
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>>47836364
I played a similar character. Played a naturaly lycanthrope hunter in pathfinder with a mastiff companion on the outskirts of werewolf-infested not!London who hated his curse and kept it hidden. Campaign died around level 5 though. Shame, because the build was actually pretty sick. And it was around the time that Bloodborne came out, so I knew where my DM got most of the inspiration.
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>>47838536
>>I'm using the joke of a two-bit comedian as fact
I'm using it to describe a fact humorously, and fuck you he did the best bit on drinking I've ever seen.

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>>47838619
Good points about strip clubs. But the question is regarding sexual motivation.
Would most women ever behave that way, or do half the stupid things men do, out of desire for sex?

Men are motivated to do extraordinary things for sex.
Men think about sex more often.
Men consistently act with a greater sense of urgency regarding sex.
Everything about the biology of male reproduction ties into that urgency.
Men are more motivated by sex.

That doesn't mean women don't love sex as much or more than men.
It doesn't mean women aren't motivated by sex.
It might not even be biological. It might stem from the social truth that most any woman could get sex by lowering her standards past acceptable levels, while the same is not true for most any man.
There are reasons why there are less homeless women and straight male prostitutes.
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Okay, I'm asking the awkward question so future generations don't have to.

In your opinion, what is the best kind of dick and why? Assume the dick is attached to the person you love.

>Barbed dicks
>Horse dicks
>Knots
>Human
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>>47838788
Heh They're were-lions. And I didn't say the gazelles were innocent
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>>47841181
Tentacles
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>>47841211

>were-lions

Why aren't lion-based catfolk more popular in tabletop? Like, wouldn't everyone want to play a fabulously muscular lion-bro with a glorious mane of golden hair?
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>>47835101
Regular person who goes full on beastman when the moon strikes. Absolutely zero control.

Knot.
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>>47841141
>Men consistently act with a greater sense of urgency regarding sex.
>Everything about the biology of male reproduction ties into that urgency.
top jej

You don't tend to see men worrying about their biological clocks ticking.

>>47841181
I heard somewhere that human dicks were evolved to evoke the most pleasure, based on how long we last compared to other species (who evolved to blow their load as quick as possible, because there's nothing more vulnerable to a predator than two prey attempting to mate).
No actual research or anything attached to that, but it seems plausible.
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>>47841223
>Why aren't lion-based catfolk more popular in tabletop?
Try to play a Thundercat and everyone tells you to yiff in hell.
Fur has largely been ruined furries and anti-furries.
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>>47841277

Wouldn't blowing your load faster mean the dick causes more pleasure for the male?

I believe the human dick was designed to compete with other males in orgies, where our unusually large glans were literally designed to scoop out competing semen while engaging in sloppy seconds.
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>>47841277
>You don't tend to see men worrying about their biological clocks ticking.
Their biological clocks just lack an hour hand.

Cougars kind of disprove my point a bit, though.

Were-cougars.
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>>47841284

I just want to play a friendly lion-bro that acts like the best Chad you've ever met, is that too much to ask?
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>>47841181
Knot, assuming it's on a lover. The sensation of being literally locked to them, being completely filled by them, is especially intense - or as close as I can get to that anyway, without going beyond toys. Knots are pretty great past the act itself as well, if you get a good sized one with a little bit of texture to it, it's in almost the perfect place so you can just slowly work it around a bit to push your buttons a little longer while getting cuddles.
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>>47841320
Actually, if the whole sexual peak thing is even close to true, it would explain the difference.
When women are peaking, they're older and more experienced and "wise" than a young horny men, with exceptions.
But that's a big "if".
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>>47841363

>This entire post
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>>47841308
No. A short burst of intensity may seem like more on the surface, but it really isn't. You get far more pleasure in the overall sense from a longer interaction.

>>47841320
>Were-cougars
Boner, stop.
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>>47841320
>Were-cougars.

>Sexually aggressive older women that hunt down their objects of desire while in cat-form.
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>>47841320
>Were-cougars
Somebody write it!
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Humans who's own essence has been overwhelmed by the spirit beasts, becoming either willing or unwilling conduits of their shamanistic pedigree. The spiritual creatures can be of any type, even werewhales exist. They're basically amalgams of animal souls that have swirled together and achieved a measure of sapience, some millions of years old, and incarnated through a human's flesh.
The unwilling are cursed, channels for the feral and untamed spirits, this is where the perception of werecreatures as raging bloodthirsty beasts arise. Whereas the willing are sorcerous and skilled individuals who invite the more diplomatic spiritkin into themselves, without a loss of control (most of the time). It allows for great power, but animals are fickle and sometimes stupid, so relying on them can change a person for the worse. Even the most talented and disciplined of shamans will find themselves wanting to chase field mice or gallop across the fields when under the sway of the beasts.
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>>47841220
My nigga
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>>47839353
>someone went off on a tirade how women just aren't interested in pursuing sex.

He only said that women aren't interested to the same level as men due to differences in testosterone levels. (which is true) He never claimed that all females are pure hearted maidens clad in white silk. Get over yourself.
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>>47841277
>I heard somewhere that human dicks were evolved to evoke the most pleasure
Human dicks were evolved to scoop out the semen of rivals when gangbanging a slut. That's why the glans exists with that structure. Whoever goes last has the highest shot of impregnation because they'll leave the most seed inside.
Following that the reason we take so long is for more scooping activity.
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>>47836246
i really liked how Dance in the Vampire Bund did that, for all it's loli shenanigans, the idea of werewolves trained since they were 10 years old to be the most elite special forces unit on the planet, working in teams of two that are closer than brothers though spartan-style training that includes being dropped into some uninhabitable hellhole like sibera in a pair of shorts with your bro to have to survive a week, at 12.
Was a neat idea that didn't get enough time to shine over the vampire stuff.
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>>47841406
>>47841435
Werecougar
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Werewolves are big buff lesbians with mutton chops and chest fur.
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>>47841599

This is also why big dicks are desirable, as they can scoop out more spunk.

Monogamy was created to solve the problem of everyone having a go at a girl that just got fucked, since in a tribe when one man's done another isn't too far away.
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>>47843459
>>47841599
that's also why women who are sluts are deemed worthless - they're vaginas are just so loose that semen falls out on its own and babies cant be conceived.
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>>47843459
>>47841599

Wait, which came first; sapience or monogamy?

Were early hunter-gatherers massive sluts?
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>>47843502
from what I've read early hunter gatherers were nomadic I only mated when they felt there was enough resources to stay in one place for a few years
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>>47843502
No. That is SJW propaganda.
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>>47843484

That's not actually why.

The origin of the "sluts are worthless" meme (one of the longest running memes in history) came from the husband of said massive slut simply not knowing if the baby she had is really his. Massive sluts get massive loads of semen all up in their wombs on a weekly basis, which means anything that might quicken and bake into a little bawling baby will most certainly be a bastard with half the village as a potential father.
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>>47843525

Early hunter-gatherers were still people, anon.

They probably enjoyed a good dick as much as modern man.
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>>47843533
>nomadic hunter gatherers
>villages

you're not making sense, tumblr. as usual.

>>47843549
don't project modern days' degeneracy with sex everywhere onto prehistory. back then there were no Jews to trick people into overproducing children they can indoctrinate into obedient workers.
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>>47839117
Probably also because it's not necessary to find sex, sex finds you. And gets sometimes real fucking persistent about it.
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>>47843587
Goddamn, /pol/, why do you have to ruin every conversation you come across.

>>47843484
That's not how it works.
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My lycanthrope a were created as either a curse or a blessing by the local moon goddess, but since she tends to be fickle and is also a goddess of change no one is really sure which she intended. Plus they can be any animal including insects, lycanthrope just being a misnomer.
As far as appearance goes, they are initially indistinguishable from normal animals but are also capable of taking a D&D style hybrid form with experience. They have to transform on the full moon and can't transform on the new moon.

As for the wolf version specifically, they act like Discworld werewolves because I really like the Human + Wolf = Dog idea.
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>>47843533
>will most certainly be a bastard with half the village as a potential father.
This was actually acceptable in earliest human development though. The village raises the kid together.
It wasn't until civilization actually came around that people cared about personal lineages and inheritance. Monogomy came after intelligence as far as human evolution goes.
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>>47843587
>>nomadic hunter gatherers
>>villages
>you're not making sense
"Village" just means a clustered human community. Its mobility is irrelevant.
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>>47843610
>muh /pol/

how to spot an uneducated shitposter
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>>47843587
>>47843649

I didn't even have a specific time period in mind when I said >>47843533.
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>>47843662
As a matter of fact, starting to complaing about them Jews whenever you can is pretty much the one true wail of the /pol/ shitposter.
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>This half-hearted shitposting
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>>47843587
>back then there were no Jews to trick people into overproducing children they can indoctrinate into obedient workers.
You fucking what
People wanted to breed as much as possible in the prehistoric days because children would often succumb to illness before reaching 6 years old. This goes even into civilization's days--you know how the often quoted figure is "the average lifespan then was 30"? That wasn't because everyone keeled over after the prime of their life, but because dead children dragged the numbers down really far. anyone who lived past 10 could easily make it to 70, barring war, plague, or famine.
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>>47835101
in a collaborative writing setting with a friend, were-beasts/people
>Gain control over their transformation as time goes on, but no matter how good you've gotten you WILL always transform on the full moon
>Weres come in breeds of wolves, panthers, bears, and foxes (technically, there is also an eagle but there's only one of him due to nothing surviving an attack) which, in-universe, is part of what leads to strange sightings of supposedly extinct animals like Hokkaido Wolf
>Were-folk are a full animal transformation, though their size can become absurd by nature's standards (a werebear turned into a bear the size of a building) and with abilities far beyond their natural animal counterparts (the eagle I mentioned? He has less in common with a bird and is more like a super-sonic, trans-atmospheric jet with talons)
>The condition IS inheritable, and "were-society", their caste system is based around how many generations of pure were parents you have, someone with a born were parents and two pairs of 'bitten' grand parents is usually dubbed an alpha and thought to be more powerful.
>The latter part of the previous statement is pretty much bullshit and weres grow steadily in power with time and accepting their state, one way or another. Or being the original shamans who fucked up their ritual that created the condition to begin with.
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>>47843549
>Early hunter-gatherers were still people, anon.
I guess it depends how early you are talking about

were the ancestors of humans, homo hablis and the like, still people?
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>>47835101
It's demonic possession and the transformation takes a harsh toll on the body. Lycanthropes literally start falling apart, with their skin sloughing off, if they aren't exorcised soon enough. There are ways to maintain them, but the demons really don't care about the mortal they're hijacking and would rather slip into a new host than bothering to repair their vessel.

I suppose powerful enough spellcasters could also figure out how to do it, but the same physical risks apply.
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>>47835101
Setting I am using now is a light-hearted fantasy one, with airships and sky pirates and an odd level of magic (humans only have runic magic, basically enchanting objects, while elves have both healing and killing magic, dwarves absorb magic and can't use it themselves, etc). Werewolves are made from a magical virus. The first wolf was cursed by the gods to always be a feral beast, but those that came after transformed with the tides of the moon, and could not control themselves except during the new moon. BUT humans figured that shit out fast, creating runic collars and manacles that let lycans both control their transformations AND be in control of themselves in every form except their most bestial. Now adays lycanthropy is just sorta like another terminal disease. Sucks that you have it, bro, let's not swap spit, but they still walk around and are generally just regular folks. A lot of them join military or pirate groups, since being able to transform into a powerful wolf monster tends to put you on the fast track for that sort of thing.
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