>The dungeon has triangular doors
What abominable horrors does this portend?
>>47806839
hipsters
>>47806839
Triangular-torsoed Mr Universe types who chopped off their legs and walk on their hands.
>>47806880
/thread
>>47806839
Gelatinous triangular prisms?
triangular ones
>>47806839
The black kid from that one cartoon that was like Magic School Bus but not as good.
Dwarves who aren't compensating for anything.
This is a dwelling of the Great Race. Take care not to offend them and you may learn much.
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>What are we going to do today?
>We're going to build...a dungeon
>>47806839
Nothing special, it's just an obvious way to have doors that shut themselves using only gravity.
So make sure they aren't rigged to lock from outside!
>>47806948
Flying Rhino Jr. High.
Funfact; The voice actor for Phantom is the same voice actor for Mrs. Brinks in Angela Anaconda.
>>47806839
Freemasons, obviously. Put them all to the sword
>>47807020
That fact was not fun.
Also, that was so very irreconcilably pointless, I'd like to petition to revoke its status as a fact.
Don't say the number that comes between 2 and 4.
hyperdimensional dungeon. walking through the door head-on takes you to one room, going at an angle takes you to another.
no monsters, just traps. Rip off the movie "cube" except you have "triangular prism."
>>47806839
I donno, but I bet it is acute
>>47806839
You get three guesses, Pine Tree, and the first two don't count.
>>47806839
>>47808063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq5sZPPF9ao
Taylor Mclauren Series?
>>47806839
Klingons.
>>47806839
Trianglutron, behold his 3 sides and despair.
>>47807239
wasn't that the number between seven and nine?
>>47809010
>>47809010
Not in a dungeon whose mad architects have a thing for the square root of 9.
This isn't Bel-Shamharoth this time.
>>47806839
'70s interior designers.
>>47809076
Ah,I have not gotten far, I just started Guards.
>>47809208
It was in Colour of Magic, first of the Rincwind books, first of the Discworld books.
It's a good read but beneath the quality of his later works.
>>47806839
Cubes. Tons and tons of pissed off Cubes.
>>47806839
the jews
>>47809257
yeah, but if he's starting with guards, he's better off. colour of magic is full of self-wank ass-shittery disguised as worldbuilding. come back to it later.
its filled with fat KKK members.
>>47809353
Except it's perfect if you are tired of generic fantasy that takes every cliche seriously.
pointy-headed hobbits
>>47806839
toblerone. endless waves of spine-snapping, hand-hurting toblerone.
FUCK
>>47806880
>>47807977
>>47807044
Objectively incorrect.
>>47806880
Hey thanks anon. I googled wtf this was and got so inspired by what I found I started writing up a game based on these things.
I haven't been this inspired to write in so long.
>>47809297
chortled mightily.
>>47809639
Except it's awful if you're tired of trendy fantasy that deconstructs every cliche in the most predictable way possible.
>>47809639
>>47810176
>hipsters far too jaded for cheepnis
Plastic people detected.
>>47806839
>>47810810
Triangle Dandy?
Nothing special. Triangle entrance, but still rectangular doors.
Next.
>>47806839
Trigonometry
>>47806839
>The dungeon has triangular __________
Demodands. It's always Demodands.
>>47807020
there is no fun to be had when the topic is Angela Anaconda
>>47807047
Bring it, bitch.
>>47806839
Wizards who wear pointy hats and giant Victorian hoop skirts.
>>47806859
>>47806839
Tell me are all the angles of these triangles right angles?
>>47816229
No, probably 60 degrees.
>>47816247
But you can get a triangle with three right angles if you map them on sphere, but if you convert those to a flat plane then they will look really weird.
>>47816271
This triangle is not imposed upon a sphere or any other curved surface, seems to be equilateral, and therefore the angles are around 60 degrees each.
It's like you guys aren't even trying.
Ran a BBEG after thus guy but more chaos instead of weird and it turned out pretty deccent.
>>47816329
He was mentioned way up. He was also part of one of the worst copout endings that I've seen, so some may nt be that interested in him.
>>47806839
"You can keep your dice in the bag guys, I found these super cool looney pyramids we're using today!"
>>47809910
Read mote in gods eye, these creatures are pale copies
>>47806839
>>47816962
>Each room has four sides.
>Perpendicular to each corner of a side is a door.
>In the center of each side is a crank.
>Turning it rotates the placement of the doors on all sides except the one you are standing on.
> Once a trio of doors are in the right arrangement, then that side will be locked in place.
The trick is rotating the doors so that all the pieces of the dungeon that the campaign takes place in are connected to each other.
>>47806839
>>47810810
They die just by getting kicked in their alien balls. True story.
>>47806839
Ropers on skateboards
>>47806839
>The dungeon is wheelchair accessible
