In a future of bio-engineering, what artificial organs might be created for humans, and what purpose would they serve?
Sex industry "upgrades" would be a close second right after "fully replaced limbs".
>>47800891
Horse penis
>>47800934
The knot is better.
Vagina tentacles.
>>47800934
>>47800944
Why not both.
Well. This thread went exactly where I expected it to.
>>47800891
Proud antlers, to woo potential mates.
>>47800945
Fuck off ND.
>>47800954
>Horsecock
>Knot
>Not having a prehensile duck pseudo penis that unwinds to twice your overall body length
>>47800955
What did you expect from posting it on 4chan? For it to not discuss genitalia?
Is there any reasonable benefit to having tails?
>>47800954
Because that's just simply too much.
Either you go for the length and girth of the horse dick, or you aim for a fat tapered one that gets even fatter when you plug the woman up with your bulbous knot. Both of them have completely different functions that interfere with the other when used in tandem.
Horse dicks are all about getting the man off as fast as possible, knots are for her pleasure.
>>47800891
A splanch.
>>47801023
>>Not having a prehensile duck pseudo penis that unwinds to twice your overall body length
also prone to detach, waiting for a new one to grow.
Also articulate dolphin pussy.
>>47801023
Personally, I think the barbed penis doesn't get enough love among the exotic dick accessories one could be offered in the musky darkness of the 22nd century. Those things aren't exactly sharp, you know! You cum in the vag (or butt, I won't judge) and the things just sort of pop out, it's like a knotting dick with a focus on blunt tingly points throughout the orifice rather than a thick wad of meat at the entrance.
Of course, one dick is good but two dicks is better, so I can see the hemipenis getting some loving. Ever want to double-stuff your lover without Chad or Tyrone? Now's your chance.
>>47801023
But anon, then you couldn't have "real, actual sex."
>>47801035
Don't think so, there's got to be some evolutionary reason all primates lack them.
>>47801069
>>47801058
>>47801037
>>47801023
>>47800944
>>47800934
Hold up, hold up.
Let's think about this for a moment, shall we?
What is the best dick for a human man, and the best vagina for a human woman, provided they're able to swap them out for all sorts of animal equivalents? The horse dick is popular for sheer size and virility, but surely it can't be the best choice? What about vaginas? Would the dolphin pussy *really* be that much better for *her?*
>>47800891
shit that gives sonar capacity, more efficient liver. Sky's the limit.
As for organs, I envisioned more discussion of internal organs rather than sexual organs, but I am fine with either discussion! As for sexual reproduction, I could imagine there could be possible new reproductive organs being created, far from the norm.
>>47801079
We walk upright in terrestrial environments (the ground) and not on all fours in an arboreal one (the trees).
They weren't needed for balance so they were lost.
Because on the original point: Organs
I'd like something to regulate fat deposits/cholesterol please. And maybe something to enhance muscle retention.
>>47801079
Perhaps the same could be said of all bio-engineered enhancements?
i want pheromone glands to get the ladies.
>>47801201
>I'd like something to regulate fat deposits/cholesterol please. And maybe something to enhance muscle retention.
You mean your brain?
>>47801235
Also the liver, and the gallbladder.
>>47801227
We've already got those.
And in case anyone needs to know about what organs can be replaced, the spleen and appendix are useful but do little for the body compared to the potential of an artificial organ.
>>47801235 >>47801264
Naw, they do a rubbish job of that. Family tendency towards diabetes and weight gain.
>>47801282
Oh and heart problems.
Can I get a side order of gills with that too?
>>47801282
Sounds like you just need a custom-ordered thyroid and pancreas, one will regulate fat deposits while the other will give you all the sweet, sweet insulin you need.
Gills
Wings
Complete food absorption, make toilets redundant
Piss weaponized acid instead, anus now produces a fascinating variety of pastes from explosive to airtight seal
Organ supervisor module that contains blueprints of, and regrows, other organs
Backup brain
Retractable "visor" eye/face covering for harsh environments
>>47801317
Please and thank you.
>>47801342
> Retractable "visor" eye/face
I never asked for this.Does that come with battery powered knockouts?
>>47800891
Anus tail!
Basically a long extra long anus/rectum that protrudes about a feet from your butt, with muscles so you can swish it and aim it at the toilet while standing up.
Good manners means you have to cover it with a stocking or keep it tucked into your pants while in public.
boipussy
>>47801035
Quads have them for 'fine-tuning' their center of balance.
Roos are bipedal and have large tails, though they're unique as far as they go.
Honestly, it's kinda dependent on the flexibility, position, and general mass on the tail in relation to the owner.
Do you guys actually think you're funny?
>>47801342
Giving new meaning to the term explosive diarrhea.
>>47801411
I demand source for this.
A way to deactivate senses on purpose and a way to temporarily enhance the senses.
You want to hear what happens on the other street? You can.
Someone is being cheeky, blowing a dog whistle? Nope, back to human levels
A "data port" that allows you to connect yourself to a computer. Self explanatory, heck, the organ might not even be where you connect, but it can host the plug without giving you septicemia
Some way to override involuntary reflexes and reactions. As in, some way to tell your body "Nah, this cold is not worth having our whole supply of water going through our nose as mucus. Trust me on this." or "S'okay internal ear, we are in space, let me handle this"
A small patch of electricity-generating cells, to keep small devices powered. You could even plant 2 near the tear ducts to power some fancy HUD contact lenses.
Skin cells that can change (albeit in a very limited way) color would be all the rage with teens in a cyberpunk setting. I am thinking of cuttlefish-like color and pattern change, depending on where you graft the skin. Bioluminicense would also catch on pretty quickly.
Eye color change goes without saying.
Voice modulation muscles that controls your larynx to generate the tone and timber you want. With practice, that's it.
A vagina-like aperture where any liquid you put in will be absorbed as quickly as if you had injected it in the bloodstream would be readily used in medicine but also abused for drugs, i guess.
A stem cell repository within your own body, probably implanted at birth and made from your umbilical cord.
Self-cleaning and self-lubricating assholes.
Because.
>>47800891
I've always been fond of the idea of secondary processors. Not additional brains, exactly, more like biocomputers. Protein or DNA-based computing devices embedded in their own organs, able to be accessed to increase computational power for specific tasks where mathematical modeling would help.
>>47801411
Yaoi hole.
>>47801422
Guess.
>>47800891
Check out GURPS Biopunk. I don't even play the system but it has a lot of ideas for enhanced organs and such. Also how biotech changes culture and criminal activities. Club Kitsune has hostesses with fluffy tails, while some mobster is out there replacing snitches larynxes with those of songbirds.
>>47801693
Also, the update Biotech
I believe biopunk was a 3e book?
>>47801725
Correct. I just had it for ideas more than system myself.
>>47800891
Same organs we already have in order to replace faulty ones.
>>47801092
>What is the best dick for a human man
Human dick.
>the best vagina for a human woman
Human vagina.
>horse dick
Anatomically impossible to fit into human woman as anything but torture.
>>47801079
There are plenty of primates with tails.
>>47801092
What if we added in octopus DNA to give men several tentacle penises growing out of their crotch, over which they had full control?
>>47800891
THATS A BLOODY FUCKING TAMPON!!!!!!
>>47801264
Isn't the spleen part of the lymphatic system?
>>47801774
>Anatomically impossible to fit into human woman as anything but torture.
If you are to the point where rewriting the human genome for shits is not just possible, but easy, this is only as much of a problem as you let it be.
>>47800891
Probably something that can force extraneous fat out of the system as an anti-obesity organ. Presumably with a conscious control mechanism to prevent mountain climbers or other cold climate folks dying in the winter,
>>47801079
>>47801035
Well, just like Darwin's tubercle (the thick top-rear part of your ear), humans do have a vestigial coccyx, which, during stage 14-22 (between bilaminar embryonic disk formation and the through early neurulation) shows up as a fairly prominent tail, which later drops off. Rarely, you do have babies that are born with the tail.
>http://www.nature.com/jp/journal/v28/n7/full/jp200839a.html
Now, tails often have many uses, even if they're not prehensile. Notably they're useful for balance and assisting mobility, but the dual factors of a more upright walking posture as well as changing environment where the homo genus evolved in from (probably) wetter forests to a more-Savannah-like plains which requires less need for said balance were probably fairly strong selectors.
>>47800891
After better versions of our existing organs, Wi-Fi.Or a supplemental brain to handle cybernetic implants in a body. You won't have only bioengineering or only cybernetics, both will be used.
Depending on how far you want to go, you can have nanomachines that repair damages or outright rebuilt unused material into something more appropiate for the situation. Or people send their minds through the net into other bodies which reform to their appearance.
But back to organs:
>Some filter chamber that removes toxic gasses before the lungs
>A "battery" that stores excessive energy for release when body temperature drops
>Ports for stomach and bloodstream so that you can flush out your food and stuff
>Electrical plug to charge any cybernetic implants. Maybe a complete revamp of the human energy system if you want to go wild
>>47801821
Then it would be my magical realm
Realistically probably a backup pancreas.
>>47801960
Precisely, dear anon.
>>47801955
What about an internal oxygen tank that siphons off a little oxygen at a time from your blood during periods of rest and then releases it in times of need (holding breath, sprinting, asthma attack).
Livers that can synthetize vitamins C and D.
Cuttlefish skin.
Tapetum lucidum (that layer of shiny stuff behind the eyes of cats that gives them better night vision)
Secondary slightly translucent eyelids like those of a crocodile. We still have the withered remains of one in the corner of our eyes so its not that big of a leap.
Ability to close nostrils and ears.
Neural shunts to cut of physical sensation in case of accidents.
Octopus style micro-brains to regulate body automatic processes to free up the main brain for less dull stuff.
A selection of smaller hearts situated along the main arteries rather than just one big heart.
One big lung that can compartmentalize in the event of damage rather than just two lungs.
Wider visual spectrum. Some animals cans see into the infra red, chickens can see ultraviolet and mantis shrimps can do both and I want to know what they see when they look at a rainbow.
The ability to regrow lost teeth.
Possibly we could form a symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria and cultivate it in the skin and have glow in the dark freckles. For using enhanced eyeballs to see in otherwise total darkness also for looking fucking awesome.
There is a sea slug that eats plants and then absorbs the chloroplasts into its own skin and it can then photosynthesize. Be great if we could do that.
There is also a type of frog over in the Americas that can survive being frozen and thawed out over winter. I don't know what sort of rebuilding would be needed for that but holy fuck it would be useful in times of famine if huge segments of the population could enter suspended animation until times of plenty. Also maybe applicable for space travel one day.
>>47801419
Roos use them as a third leg to stabilize their walking because of how their locomotion works their legs don't work independently so good.
Humans don't need them because we have massive glutes to maintain balance and because we actually walk erect (unique to bipeds our spines are completely vertical).
We suck for speed but evolved to be the best distance runners on the planet because of how efficiently we use energy to move (up to 30% less for equal distances). Which is how early man will literally walk it's prey to exhaustion/death. A tail will just fuck with that.
>>47802129
See, I'm really liking all the ideas this anon is presenting.
Why?
Because they're alterations to the human body that won't tax the cardiovascular system. The problem with adding new organs is you need to get blood and nutrients to them, which means new arteries and veins and more blood and heart-work to keep them fed.
Stuff like a simple flap to close your nostrils or shined eyes doesn't require jack, they're nothing to the body because they're simple additions to an already existing organ.
>>47802144
>We suck for speed but evolved to be the best distance runners on the planet because of how efficiently we use energy to move (up to 30% less for equal distances). Which is how early man will literally walk it's prey to exhaustion/death. A tail will just fuck with that.
Have you ever ran after a rabbit in an open field? You'd be amazed how quickly those things get exhausted.
>>47800891
Ability to sythesise drugs and possibly hormones on demand might be nice.
As well as getting high you could also reduce the effects of any diseases that the advances in medical science haven't been able to deal with.
And dumping a huge load of aspirin and caffeine to sober up asap would be neat
Regeneration might be a bit more out there, but there's animals that can do it so it may be crackable
Improved nerve response and maybe rapid coagulation could be useful for combat
>>47802129
Ahh yes, Alaskan wood frogs.
>>47802170
The problem with blood more prone to gum up quicker is that it might also be more prone to giving you blood clots.
Wasn't there a story floating around last year about a man regrowing a finger? Or was this another hoax?
>>47802147
That's a good point.
Though you could probably swap out the pancreas for an actual useful organ or gland without too much extra strain, and removing the damn thing even with nothing to replace it is a good move
>>47802129
>Livers that can synthetize vitamins C and D.
So we'd become true carnivore?
>symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria
Anon, we can already implant bioluminicent bacteria DNA on animals to make them shine. Other than that, a skin graft would do.
>Americas that can survive being frozen and thawed out over winter.
Let's downplay this one, having the abilities of this frog makes it easier for us to survive extremely cold enviroments, we can still die from hypothermia, tho.
On the other hand it makes it easier for cryogenics to work on us correctly
>chloroplasts into its own skin and it can then photosynthesize
Eeeeeh, don't count on that. To keep those cells alive you would probably use more energy than what you'd get from them. Slugs and plants get away with it because they are relatively low-maintenance compared to more complex organisms. We wouldn't get any benefit from it.
>>47802271
>pancreas
>Wanting to remove the enzyme organ
I'd rather remove the spleen.
>>47802297
Shit, not pancreas, meant appendix.
>>47800891
Regenerating telemeres.
>>47802291
>So we'd become true carnivore?
I was thinking that it would make us better at surviving off of shitty but easy to preserve food for longer periods of time without additional health complaints.
Scurvy wouldn't be a thing for us.
Throwaway blood filters, small bladders that are implanted in areas that surgeons can access easily. When the body detects a harmful substance has entered the bloodstream (Say, poison) then it redirects as much of its bloodflow as it can towards the filter. You can now safely get to a hospital if your kid drank a bottle of antifreeze.
>>47802226
Would it be better if the rapid cloting only activates when making contact with a special oil that our skin secretes?
>>47802160
Rabbit is the opposite design: Large anaerobic muscles, low body fat, quick twitch response, broad locomotive movements, fast heart rate.
Quick as fuck, but once the explosive energy wears off, they are basically nearly going into cardiac arrest, their muscles are swimming in lactic acid and they have no more energy reserves to draw on.
The idea is that you dust your pursuer and find a suitable place to hide. Problems occur when they are able to track you /dig you up.
>>47802226
He actually did regrow his finger. Though it was experimental and just the tip.
>>47802340
>track you /dig you up.
3 things humans are actually good at that we take for granted.
1) endurance (ever wonder why your cat sleeps all day/?)
2) eye sight (Human vision is actually amazing for mammals and we have cones to detect lower wavelengths like red)
3) sweat (double edged sword, we need more water but can remain active in temperatures that would literally boil the brains of other animals- ever wonder why your dog looks like he's dying on a summer day?)
>>47800916
Right after? Even VR was pushed along by porn.
The human sex drive is the strongest thing in the universe. The second that it's easy (or possible, really) to create or implant new bio-organic "tech", sexual "upgrades" will be the very first things anyone uses it for
Something that makes me attractive
I don't care how unrealistic it is, I still want wings damn it. Aesthetic as fuck.
>>47802431
Careful or you are going to summon the guy that, while he is correct in affirming that "endurance hunting" is not proven to have been our method of getting meat, will also deny that humans have any kind of advantage over other animals.
>>47801411
>reverse search that pic
>Cartoon network is the only websites provided.
Damn, I guess CN stepped up it's game to pull in that LGBTQVCADEFG crowd.
>>47801821
>men having full control over their crotches
That just ain't natural, where's the whimsey of men's crotches being an entity with whims and impulses all their own?
>>47801930
>Rarely, you do have babies that are born with the tail.
I think my next human character is going to have a tail, just because.
>>47803343
Why you gotta be so snowflake?
>>47801774
I know lots of women that not only take horse dick, but love it.
Source: I'm a frequent flyer with Bad Dragon.
>>47801282
Sounds like you should go to the gym instead of blaming genetics, fatty
I want a horse cock. I don't care how unreasonable it is. I'll make it fit. Ever suffocated a woman to death with your dick? No greater pleasure exists.
>>47800970
the cuckold meme will enter a new era
>>47801098
Liver is already bullshit levels of efficient. You'd have to have some seriously genius idea to make a filtering organ beter than it.
You might be able to look through various animal livers, and try to find a better design, you'd think hyenas would have a real good liver.
>>47801342
>complete food absorbtion
So you want to just keep gaining weight? Three kilos every week?
Alteration of the spine in order to finish the transition to bipedal. Even though we walk on two legs, we still have significant problems due to the evolutionary process.
Oh, changes to the hips and genitals of women to make giving birth easier and less painful.
>>47802528
There's not the slightest thing I could say against wings. I'm an angel fanatic.
>all these people denying the glory of the human dick
Genetically modified docks sand unaesthetic foreskin but without any loss of sensation when.
The Jews certainly have great taste I'm aesthetic dicks.
>>47804449
Eat less food overall, make our metabolic processes faster and more efficient.
Wasn't Catherine the great a horse fucker or is that some bullshit I saw.
>>47804543
That was a joke describing how her insatiable sexual appetite was going to remembered far longer than her work to help the Russian people.
And she was absolutely insatiable; while not much of a looker, Catherine enjoyed taking it in every hole, if rumors are to be believed.
Bones that absorb and integrate metals.
Hair, nails, and skin that absorb and expel (through shedding) heavy and toxic metals and substances.
>>47801113
>genitals are for reproduction
>i cannot into sex
Profoundest condolences, namefag.
Is this the new google "ai?"
Eyes that can handle staring at a monitor all day without deteriorating
Seriously human eyes were never meant to stare at something that close to you for that long so fixing that problem will be a necessity in the future
Also drug synthesis organ
And a Captain America super soldier upgrade e.g. harder,better,faster,stonger
But if we're going a little more fantastical I want to be Hulk HUGE
>>47804438
>array-of-subcellular-sized-mass-specrometers
>>47804861
>Also drug synthesis organ
Fuck off hippy; if anything, we should modify the human body so that Cannabis and LSD, among other drugs, are lethally toxic.
Or, we could make it so that the human body metabolized them without any psychoactive effects.
>>47804954
>WE SHOULD MAKE ALL DRUGS KILL PEOPLE
>or make them inert I guess
yes, that will show those drug people
>>47804449
No, I want to stop having to go to the toilet. Whether this is done by eating less, having a pocket dimension of spare biomass, or something else, I don't really care.
>>47804954
And bam, just like that 100% of effective medications cease to work.
Enjoy being crippled by illness for the latter part of your life.
Idiot.
>>47804954
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE OR FUCKING DIE
What is wrong with you
>>47800970
>>47804954
>modifying the body to make it less resistant to toxins
>militant straight-edgyness
>assuming drugs means LSD and not medical drugs
go
>>47801038
>splanch
YES.
>>47802160
You just reminded me of pic related
>Humans are the real monsters
>>47805688
We need a setting based on this
>>47805164
I'd be happy with a self-cleaning anus.
>>47801821
>over which they had full control?
Nigger I don't even have full control over my wang right now I would need a user manual for an octopus dick.
>>47800891
Second brain that can work in shifts with the first eliminating the need for sleep completely.
Personality swaps optional.
>>47800891
Brains capable of handling numbers and logic correctly
Livers that don't process food into fat once you have 10%+ body fat.
Hyena pussies
Audio plugs that override ears so I don't have to lug around headphones that keep breaking.
>>47804502
angels don't only have 1 pair of wings
>>47805668
What is splanch?
>>47802317
Best one but one of the most difficult too.
Post more Biopunk
>>47806482
Seraphim - more down per pound
>>47801774
>>horse dick
>Anatomically impossible to fit into human woman as anything but torture.
Ha ha ha
I have several video files that disagree, anon
>>47806938
And are you sure the woman is getting off on it and not just acting?
>>47804954
Yeah anon lets make our brains allergic to the hormones they produce that make you happy and hungry to show the hippys whats up.
>>47806988
It's a women we're talking about, you can never be sure.
could humans benefit in any way from an exoskeleton?
>>47807101
Probably not.
It would make us less able to sweat, heavier, less able to detect changes in the air and would conduct heat out of the body quicker than skin.
>>47800891
https://eclipse-phase.wikispaces.com/Personal+Augmentations#Bioware
The whole shebang.
Weird sex organs fall under the cosmetic mods/Biosculpting
>>47807101
If you're living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and you need protective clothing at all times then yes, but if you can afford gene therapy you can afford to not live in Detroit.
How has this thread gone 122 posts without anyone posting the geneseed?
>>47807398
>>47807419
>>47807435
That's all I got. Emperor bless you, citizens.
>>47804438
The domestic housecat can live entirely off of bloody meat and drink seawater to re-hydrate.
>>47801419
>>47802144
Scientific testing has shown that the tail actually does more for their locomotion than the other legs combined. They push off with it with considerable force.
Thanks QI!
>>47801092
Spiked cat dick so she can't run away obviously.
>>47800891
I'm noticing good discussion here, but something tickles me brainstem.
What companies will be making what organs?
Gucci designer ears? Prada pussies? Dewers Livers?
>>47807582
Just make sure to keep up with your payments, because 90 days delinquent gets you repo treatment.
>>47807645
The business model of that movie bothered me more than the gore.
>>47801955
>>A "battery" that stores excessive energy for release when body temperature drops
That's called 'body fat'
>>47806007
Traveller. HFY as fuck.
>>47807582
Probably some Indian or Chinese company, on account of it being illegal everywhere else.
>>47801037
>too much
>implying it won't be needed to satisfy the mutated vaginas of the future.
While we're on the topic of Bio-Engineering what are some biological devices you might want to see in the future
>>47808328
Don't forget New Zealand.
But yeah, it'll be funny to watch american and european super corporations get edged out by India, or Brazil
>>47805129
>>47805175
>>47805179
>>47805364
>>47807002
>buttthurt druggies thinking they aren't subhuman filth
Lmao, piss off moonchild
>>47808852
Tleilaxu Sligs and Chairdogs.
>>47802528
Fluffy wings are nice and cuddly, but I think that scary-looking metallic wings might be more practical.
>>47808852
>There is only one thing of interest to the Chair
Is it bread? I hope it's bread.
>>47809291
You can't enjoy painful metal wings though.
>>47809354
Maybe you can't. I could.
>>47808852
If I could I'd have a cross between pic related and a guyver
>>47800934
>>47800944
>>47801023
>>47801092
>Not having a barbed horse cock that unwind on erection and is moveable like an elephant's cock, that knots on ejaculation, that you cans shoot off like a cuttlefish's and then regrow.
Are you so poor that you can't afford ALL the deluxe addons?
I bet yours doesn't even vibrate!
Point and laugh at these poor sods from ghetto underdeveloped planets.
Second brain. Large dinosaurs needed a second brain to keep everything running smoothly, humans will need one to drive more than five appendages.
>>47809354
I think that a metal frame with a feathery coating could work well.
Unfortunately, to actually fly with it, they're need to be absolutely massive, or have some kind of external propulsion.
I guess the best bet is to have wings with two modes. One that's fully prehensile with a feathery coating when on the ground, for aesthetics, and another which is stiffened with a jet or something, for flying.
Landing would be a bitch, though.
>>47809562
Let's play spot the obvious machine translation errors!
>>47806884
Claymore pic?
>>47809622
Did you expect a quality translation for something like that
>>47809622
Are you implying those tentacles aren't insulting the wearer?
>>47809622
I kinda like the idea of a bio-exosuit that just shit talks you constantly when you need it most.
It's like a spouse, you wear.
>>47801092
Horse puccI is best
Big easy to reach clit that winks
Full muscle control
Actual cum not just piss
Warmer and wetter
Don't even get me started on ponut
Best dick is human with barbs desu
>>47802431
>1) endurance (ever wonder why your cat sleeps all day/?)
Because it releases growth hormones in kittens and later on they're just lazy.
Really.
>>47809702
>Extremis style bio-engineering virus is released
>World grinds to a halt and spends the next two weeks showing off their super dicks, donut assholes, perfect boobs, and megapussy on the internet
>>47809905
>donuts
Why do people like this shit, it's disgusting
>>47806846
That was pretty good. Any more like it?
>>47807021
It's a woman we're talking about, you don't have to care.
>>47809935
because they're horsefuckers
>>47807398
pic related
>>47800891
Dedicated stem cell organs scattered throughout the body, to assist in body regeneration.
Given first aid and stabilized, such an enhanced body could eventually repair itself up to spec from almost an , no hospital needed.
>>47801485
Most of these too. Except those last three.
Having cuttlefish like ability to camouflage would be nice to have, provided you have compatible clothes.
>>47804861
I like that image anon, I too would mind being huge.
>>47809345It's not bread.
>>47806344
Why not just go full dolphin, and switch off parts of your brain when you don't need em?
>>47809935
Like what?
>>47810266
Disgusting
>>47810148
>There is an unpleasant extension that hangs down from it's underside, and it's purpose is quite self-explanatory as you look at it.
The same could be said of man. But enough talk-
>>47806482
>angels don't only have 1 pair of wings
Take it from the angel fanatic, there are various kinds of angel across abrahamic mythology with varying quantities of wings, including two, four, six, countless, and none.
>>47809345
>>47810148
>>47809345
I posted the page after the one I was supposed to post.
>>47809905
...Also, improved immune system, with user settings.
If there's going to be bioengineering viruses running around, I don't want it affecting me without my explicit approval.
>>47810362
>Ignorance is a crime, and all crimes deserve punishment
The Chair got the chair for mistaking an elf with a human female.
![0028000080400_CF_version_type_large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MSXDNEk.jpg "0028000080400_CF_version_type_large[1].jpg")
I think I'd want a kangaroo pouch around my dick.
And some better temperature cooling in my pouch too so I could store raisinets or something in there without it getting sticky.
>>47805688
Not bad
>>47805688
Careful, you'll attract the HFN misanthropes
>>47808852
>>47809562
>>47810148
>>47810362
source? the google has failed me
>>47810602
Press the Saucenao button.
First result.
For all those talking about dicks we're not that far away from made to order cocks
http://futurism.com/us-doctors-complete-the-countrys-first-penis-transplant/
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/jul/04/3d-printed-organs-step-closer
>>47801035
Man that is not where tails come from.
>>47808852
>>47809562
... source?
women will have clitori the size of modern dicks
future dicks will be the size of horsecock
>>47810628
The what now?
>>47810779
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/383893/4d3897789b/
>>47810628
Pity the phoneposters for we have no such wonders M'Lord.
>>47810799
Thanks mate.
All this talk about dicks, and yet no one has commented on removing the male refractory period?
I want my horsecock to be able to ejactulate 10 times in a row into my angel waifu's dolphin pussy.
>>47810829
I just realized I wasn't on /d/.
>>47808911
>>47808328
>Fly out to India to get my bioengineered blood filter and muscle maintainer organs implanted
>Just as the doctor is putting me under, I notice a nurse taking a shit in the corner of the operating theater
>too drugged to do anything, quickly black out
>Wake up hours later in a hospital bed
>There's a cow hanging out next to me
>There's a pack wild dogs wandering around the hallway chasing around some panhandlers
>>47802129
>Tapetum lucidum (that layer of shiny stuff behind the eyes of cats that gives them better night vision)
We can already get that.
You just have to kill a few people...
I'd fix the stupid blind spot in our eyes, and the even worse laryngeal nerve. Are there other simple "quick fixes" for stuff evolution has left us?
>>47811012
Yeah, but where are you going to get the 20 kools?
>>47811106
the male nipple
>>47811121
What would you put in its place? It would look kind of weird to just have nothing there.
>>47811158
the female nipple
>>47802368
And they're looking into the same technology for foreskig regeneration at the moment.
>>47811106
Not having gorilla strength, easily fixed through lowering myostatin
>>47806988
The extra large dildo business appears to be doing just fine, so I have to imagine that there isn't a shortage of girls who like getting punched in the womb.
>>47811764
The gays love those.
>>47800891
honestly if humanity doesn't burn to the feminazi infested hell that we have wrought ourselves in the future, i can see things to adapt to different environments, such as people getting gills and secondary body systems to adapt to shit like underwater or extreme tempratures such as antarctica or near some stupidly hot place.
hell i could see at one point an artificial organ that runs on things in atmospheres and replaces it with oxygen for the body, causing it us to live in entirely different atmospheres then earths.
>>47811764
The only people I know who own those are men. I'm not convinced that they're predominantly used for vaginal insertion.
>>47812763
Vaginas have a hard limit in terms of depth, while the ass does not. Combine that with the fact that men generally get more out of anal and you get why mostly men are into owning lifesized horsecocks.
>>47810295
Laughed good. Thank you.
>>47812800
You don't need to explain it to me, anon. I have ass-on experience with the subject.
>>47813321
>ass-on experience
Wow gay
>>47813332
I assure you that no other man's hand, anus, penis, or other body-part has touched my oversized artificial phalli.
Unless you're the sort who thinks pegging is gay, in which case I guess I'm a prancing lala homo man.
>>47801079
You fucking what mate?
>>47813364
Pegging is only a bit closer to straightness than futa, so it's fairly gay.
>>47813387
It's a man and a woman making fuck. It is by definition heterosexual so long as you don't get any third party involved.
And no, dildos do not have genders or count as people, fuck off tumblr.
>>47813424
Putting things up your butt is the gateway to the gay. A woman wearing a strapon is just one step from a chick with a dick, which is several leaps away from a dude.
>>47813458
Perhaps, but it's not gay in and of itself no matter what it serves as a gateway to. It is also, by your own admission, one step and several leaps away from homosexuality.
/tg/ where you can have a /d/iscussion on logically choosing the best sexual organs to have grown and implanted for the best possible sex.
Truly /tg/ is the best board.
>>47800891
More efficient lungs for starters, sturdier cardiovascular system, expanded range of visible light, prosthetics which are equal to or greater than the originals.
>>47804954
>Your brain releases normal shots of dopamine to indicate to you that something you are doing is enjoyable, perhaps you're eating a favorite meal.
>Drop dead as Big Brother's anti-drug system releases cyanide directly into your heart.
Yeah sounds like a fucking great plan.
>>47813572
/tg/ encompasses all.
>>47800891
A shell/life support system for the Brain. Something that'd let the only irreplaceable part of YOU escape massive trauma long enough to get shoved into a flash-cloned body.
>>47801092
Who cares about animal dicks/vags, we'll engineer customs ones!
>>47813645
>we'll engineer customs ones
I want to violate intellectual property rights laws with my penis!
>>47807582
>Apple iEye
>>47813669
>Humanity starts experimenting with Biotech, implanting various animal parts like crazy
>Angelsl start coming down here with Cease & Desists
>>47804861
You and I think alike. I want a perfect body.
>>47813911
>RIAA tries to adopt a "smite and burn" policy since it works for YHWH
>gets sued out of existence by both pirates and angels
>music becomes both free and good
>>47813990
I want a perfect soul
>>47814046
Do you want /tg to notice
when you're not around?
>>47813911
copyright smite
>>47809702
/mlp/ please
>>47800891
Some sort of brain implant that allows complete lucid dreaming.
>>47800891
A modification that lets you shoot BLOOD from your WRISTS
>>47814218
A canadian version that shoots Maple Syrup (for my pancakes)
>>47813990
>Wanting to be anyone other than Yuichiro
You plebeian
>>47814269
>>47814251
it could have an alt-fire mode
>>47814269
The perfect human body anon.
>>47814281
as a thumbnail that looks like the face of a very angry and wrinkly old man
>>47801035
closing doors behind you when your hands are full.
>>47815178
thats the idea anon
>>47809702
man I googled ponut
>>47816179
>not knowing the eternal bliss that is horse asshole
Fucking pleb
>>47816179
you FOOL
have you never been on the internet before in your life?
>>47801035
Where else are you going to put a stinger?
>>47816179
>pony rectum
>>47816268
>rectum
It's an anus, you fucktard.
>>47816268
Rectum? Darn near KILLED 'im!
>>47810702
And it's still not close enough
>>47801035
If you want to do gymnastics and other agility stuff.
>>47801227
The sexual arms warfare is going to be terrible
>>47816468
I remember some post somewhere about an arms race of genitalia. The men kept getting bigger and bigger dicks while the women got deeper and deeper vajooners, an eventually resulted in a whole generation of people that were practically all genital.
>>47816473
>arms race of genitalia
I thought genitalia was your no-no parts down below, now your arms.
>>47816480
Ebin
>>47813458
>gateway to the gay
Doesn't work like that
>>47814276
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>>47816473
>>47816480
>>47816468
>>47816849
That's exactly what I was thinking of. Thank you. Coincidentally, I'm reading through SMBC right now.
>>47809619
>Landing would be a bitch, though.
not necessarily. provided the fluffy wings were stable enough, you could use them as sort of a (one of those parachute things they put behind racecars that i cant remember the name of)
you would need 2 sets of wings like a seraphim. one fluffy and big, the other mechanically sound, but proportionally smaller (like an airplane)
>>47800934
I'll see your horse cock and raise you a tentacle penis.
>>47801403
Just have enough very rough anal sex and you'll have it.
>>47801403
So I could use my own ass as a cocksleeve for my own cock?
